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55953607 No.55953607 [Reply] [Original]

>crypto since 2019
>cashed out over $250k
>never lodged a tax return or paid CGT.
>Never had an audit

When did you realise the taxman is just a boogeyman designed to shake you down?

>> No.55953623

>>55953607
For the record the greentext aforementioned is a fictional story and not based in fact.

>> No.55953639

>>55953607
Same time I realized you can get away with any crime if it's well planned.

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>>55953607

>> No.55953728

>>55953648
Everyone knows they don't read those.

>> No.55954348

>>55953648
Time to set up bot to just make a bunch of reports and install them in libraries.

>> No.55954355

>>55953607
I cashed out 50k from Shib and never paid a dime to uncle sam

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55954360

>hold $150k in defi
Every now and again, I have some anonymous faggot send me a $500 Amazon card.

>> No.55954361

Cashed out $130k and thank god crypto is not regulated on my shithole country so i don't need to declare said money

Feels good man

>> No.55954433

>>55953607
>doesn’t realize tax statures last up to 6-8years
>posts about his “win” on the clear net

Based retard.

>> No.55954450

>>55953607
If you’re American there’s no need to ever cash out more than $250k anyway since that’s the max the banks will protect. Better off just keeping most of your profits on a ledger

>> No.55954493

>>55954450
This is why you get multiple accounts

>> No.55954587

>>55954450
>max the banks will protect
on one account, retard

>> No.55955526

>>55953607
you just need to be quiet about it. dont give them a reason to audit you and you will be fine.

>> No.55955919

>>55953607
I made six figures in crypto since 2017. Never paid a penny in taxes. I don't give a shit

t. austrian neet

>> No.55956011

>>55953607
Did you cash out with a major exchange though with kyc

>> No.55956191

>>55954433
This, funny that OP thinks he got away with it when all his transaction history is on a public ledger and can be audited at any time. Wait a few more years then you can celebrate but you'll probably see some fines sooner or later

>> No.55956419

>>55956191
That's right. They even caught that James Hong nigga because he accidentally sent something to the wrong address once; then the FBI raided his house a couple years later and seized more than 50,000 BTC he had stashed from hacking Silk Road.

>> No.55956450

>>55953648
>gif
>not a gif
OK boomer

>> No.55956477

>>55955919
Basiert

>> No.55956487

>>55953607
>>Never had an audit
Bullshit, they would seize your account.

>> No.55956495

>>55953607
You're gonna get raped. Irl. By the irs.

>> No.55956497

>>55956419
>hacking
He found a glitch and exploited it.
Like a fucking idiot he did not cash out and put it into a safe and shut the fuck up about it.

>> No.55956505

>>55953607
gl once you try to buy a house