/GME/ - Foxgirl Friday Edition

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.55941500]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report FY22
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
investor.gamestop.com
nft.gamestop.com
wallet.gamestop.com

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>55934989

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.55941508]

>>55941500
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.310 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.6 (19.15) million shares total held by Jun. 1, 2023, ~76.0 (19.0) 25% total held by Mar. 22nd 23
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29, 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 22, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30, 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 1,731.623B, 96P = 18.038B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 1,687.379B, 94P = 17.951B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html
>Q1 2023 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
news.gamestop.com/node/20061/html
news.gamestop.com/node/20066/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>[GS Wallet users prepare for its removal by Nov.]

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.55941510]

this is still a thread? lol

[Anonymous No.55941559]

>>55941500
Baker check

[Anonymous No.55941561]

Reposting reply to the previous anon:
>>55941330
>Ryan buying really isn’t relevant to me he’s a billionaire
Well it should, because you're invested in the company he's running.
>and he could be swing trading for all I know
He would have to file publicly every single time he buys or sells, so if he was swing trading everybody would know
>Idk why people care so much if he’s investing or not
"Insiders might sell their shares for any number of reasons, but they buy them for only one: they think the price will rise."
t. some richfag whose name I forgot.
>it does not make the MOASS real.
It doesn't take it off the table either. I find it strange why you don't see how insiders constantly buying the stock of the company they run is a bad thing.
>XXNXX

[Anonymous No.55941567]

>>55941500
>>55941508
Thanks for the bake you fat tranny NEET! WAGMI GME to le moon!

[Anonymous No.55941570]

>>55940200
Man if only you could actually prove it. Then you'd actually be free of these threads forever!

[Anonymous No.55941577]

>>55941500
Checked

[Anonymous No.55941585]

Is he swooping in to save us?

[Anonymous No.55941598]

>>55941557
>I'm at a salaried job
>implying I get paid to post on a Danish Cubicle Decorating message board

Cope harder, poorfag.

[Anonymous No.55941605]

>>55941570
Prove what? It's a fact he never cosigned the MOASS or infinity pool and it was never a part of his thesis.

[Anonymous No.55941613]

>>55941585
Only if you denounce the talmud.

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55941614]

>>55941598
Your reply to the post you quoted doesn’t make sense, are you an ESL?

[Anonymous No.55941620]

>55941605
Damn I guess you’re just gonna be here all day huh?

[Anonymous No.55941628]

>>55941614
Try again, Rimjabi.

Your mother fucks dogs Rimjabi.

[Anonymous No.55941630]

>>55941605
Why don't you just put your money where your mouth is and short the stock?

[Anonymous No.55941639]

>>55941577
checked

[Anonymous No.55941651]

>>55941620

Nah, I'm gonna go to /pol/ and watch Nick Fuentes' stream from last night now. I'll probably be back sometime next week or weekend.

[Anonymous No.55941655]

>>55941628
So yes, ESL. I accept your concession, cringelord.

[Anonymous No.55941659]

WE MOASS @ 17.26
>WE MOASS @ 17.26
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[Anonymous No.55941669]

>>55941651
>unironically watching Nick the Spic after he disavowed Murdoch Murdoch
Please, just stay in nu-/pol/ forever while you're at it lmao.

[Anonymous No.55941684]

2001 Brady

[Anonymous No.55941742]

>>55941684
I don't understand your lingo fren, but it sounds spicy.

[Anonymous No.55941750]

>>55941659
>Stuck at 17.15

[Anonymous No.55941753]

>>55941742
see
>>55934956

[Anonymous No.55941774]

Why has Rain Chode forsaken us?

[Pepe Papi No.55941878]

When I started Simple and Clean posting it was because I was showering (in another country) and had been listening to the song on repeat. The song is great is why I was listening to it (dearly departed too, chefs kiss). The line “hold me” was relevant at the time due to the many posts saying “hold gme”. I never copy and paste the lyrics so i don’t post them in each thread. This is because I am lazy… Also poorchan always blocks my ip, so i have to log in (gay). Anyway the message of the lyrics still stands. I’m still stacking, still holding. Those of you who are here, keep it up. Don’t be discouraged or demotivated by the troll bots.

“Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.” Joshua 1:9

Glory be to God in Jesus name. God bless you all.

[Anonymous No.55941883]

>>55941878
>joshua

[Anonymous No.55941913]

>17.22 after hours

[Anonymous No.55941980]

>+4.71 on the day

[Anonymous No.55941994]

can someone make this KG?

[Anonymous No.55941996]

9's

[Anonymous No.55942000]

>>55941996
wack

[Anonymous No.55942003]

>>55941996
wrong

[Anonymous No.55942013]

>>55942000

[Anonymous No.55942021]

I can’t believe that rrp drop.

[Anonymous No.55942035]

Why am I not rich yet?

[Anonymous No.55942043]

>>55941753
Brady cheated constantly and the NFL let him get away with it because it needed the NE market and the nationwide bandwagoners and their great white hope. It's not a coincidence that the Cowboys have been booty during his reign.

[Anonymous No.55942052]

you love to see it

[Anonymous No.55942056]

>>55942021
Huh. Well, that is interesting.

[Anonymous No.55942063]

>>55941994
>>55942013
we did it!

[Anonymous No.55942070]

>>55942052
I had 9 amc, and 9 ape left over from when AMC did its run to 60. Not only did TDA take away all 18 shares, they also charged me 80 bucks.

[Anonymous No.55942097]

>>55942052
Professor, are we close

[Anonymous No.55942109]

Kek dead daddies
Kek dead doggies
Tick tock mommies
Tick tock babies

[Anonymous No.55942133]

>>55942063

[Anonymous No.55942161]

>>55941994
pepperidge farm delivers

[Anonymous No.55942172]

>>55942133
OC digits checked, let's see Paul Allen's edit

[Anonymous No.55942193]

>>55942161
Nice

[Anonymous No.55942200]

I'm going to go play armored core that I bought from gamestop, but remember when Kenny G got festoons? Kek festoonies.

[Anonymous No.55942210]

BAGGIE, ARE YOU OKAY BAGGIE?!
>BAGGIE, ARE YOU OKAY BAGGIE?!
BAGGIE, ARE YOU OKAY BAGGIE?!
>BAGGIE, ARE YOU OKAY BAGGIE?!
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>BAGGIE, ARE YOU OKAY BAGGIE?!
BAGGIE, ARE YOU OKAY BAGGIE?!
>BAGGIE, ARE YOU OKAY BAGGIE?!

[Anonymous No.55942262]

>>55941750
>17.26
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[Anonymous No.55942268]

>>55941605
https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1324371999876067329
DFV approves the infinity squeeze

[Anonymous No.55942305]

Why did Tylee had to die before MOASS
Life is so unfair bros… ;(

[Anonymous No.55942320]

>>55942268
It was definitely interesting attempt that shill made trying to disprove this. Almost as if by trying to connect his fud to who they believe started all of this and suggest that even he didn’t believe in infinity it was out of the question. Too bad he didn’t do his research first.

[Anonymous No.55942335]

>>55942320
No target just up was even edited in memes by DFV himself. I've watched his livestreams. He believed and never selling a single share untill he went dark shows his way of thinking and targets

[Anonymous No.55942375]

DFV for sure sold. He's not an idiot. Incredibly smart dude, if you watch his videos hodling for three+ years at a massive loss not his style

[Anonymous No.55942404]

The upcrab has begun

[Anonymous No.55942432]

holding has been harder that staying unvaxxd ffs

[Anonymous No.55942464]

>>55942432
Sell then faggot

[Anonymous No.55942465]

>>55942432
I feel this deeply, I held PLTR, but then I sold and made a lot of money because it is a real company with a future and Gamestop is going out of business unless they start selling dilators.

[Anonymous No.55942470]

>>55942335
Also telling that that version of shill/glowie chose this specific form of fud instead of arguing that they closed during the sneeze.

[Anonymous No.55942475]

>>55942464
>pic
thats you
do you want this to be you?
i wouldnt

[Anonymous No.55942482]

>>55942475
You won't do shit baggot

[Anonymous No.55942490]

>55942375
He literally held for 2 years before the sneeze you disingenuous faggot.

[Anonymous No.55942512]

Wet dreams about playing with dead daddy!

[Anonymous No.55942525]

>>55942512

[Anonymous No.55942531]

>>55941510
Might be automated

I think it's meant to demoralise linkies as a point of comparison

[Anonymous No.55942540]

>>55942375
proof he sold?
also, he held before the sneeze for months/years at a loss...his reply? 'buying more'

[Anonymous No.55942547]

>>55941500
>foxgirl friday
It was a good day today.

[Anonymous No.55942558]

Can someone explain to me why the jannies won't ban these shills/spammers?

I posted 'kek BBBaggY' on the bbby general and they banned me for spam.

these guys spam nothing but 'kek dumbfuck baggots' and other such phrases non stop.

why aren't they banned?

[Anonymous No.55942565]

>>55942558
Kek dumbfuck baggie

[Anonymous No.55942571]

>>55942558
I don’t want the shills banned, honestly. They have a right to be ngmi faggots, if they so choose

[Anonymous No.55942582]

>>55942540
I was actually just speaking with him about 20 minutes ago. He said he has not sold and will buy more and also GME holders are very handsome and also super smart (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

[Anonymous No.55942588]

>>55942558
just press the airplane button retard

[Anonymous No.55942601]

>>55942558
post bags (you wont)

[Anonymous No.55942607]

>>55942601
tell me how short interest is reported (you wont)

[Anonymous No.55942619]

>>55942490
Yes, so continuing to hodl for another three while the stock does nothing but drop is not his style. Watch his videos. That mfer sodl probably right after his final update

[Anonymous No.55942624]

>>55942607
Goteemmmm

[Anonymous No.55942658]

>>55942619
he was super happy Ryan Cohen bought in. Just like RC he's super in the green. If RC hasn't sold, and has continued buying, why wouldnt he?

[Anonymous No.55942733]

Dad status?

[Anonymous No.55942755]

Seems like their collateral got fucked in the ass again today. Is this not what a liquidation would look like?

[Anonymous No.55942793]

>>55941605
>>55942268

[Anonymous No.55942799]

>>55941500
This artist draws great foxgirls.

[Anonymous No.55942857]

>>55942755
HOLY FUCK MOASS CONFIRMED FOR NEXT WEEK!!

[Anonymous No.55942874]

>>55942799
What happened to her legs?

[Anonymous No.55942887]

MOASS soon pls

I have 0 fucking clue what I want with this masters' program and 0 idea of any sort of research to do for a thesis.

[Anonymous No.55942905]

>>55942607
what if I told you short interest doesn't really exist in a world where you can marry a call and a put because infinite shares exist?

[Anonymous No.55942914]

>>55942874
She's just sitting at a table.

[Anonymous No.55942916]

>55942905
I would then ask why are you sharing hedgie copium on a thread for a stock you don’t hold? Then I would ask do you do it for free?

[Anonymous No.55942929]

>>55941506
The fact that jannies ban people from posting it proves you "people" have a problem with it. They only stopped because they know they can't stop me and they don't want to make things worse.

[Anonymous No.55942932]

Is this going to 1k a share or nah? Have they managed to hold it off in a swap position for another few years?

[Anonymous No.55942938]

>>55942932
Yes buy more or you're NGMI. You don't want to be a loser do you anon? Cohen won't let you down

[Anonymous No.55942940]

>55942932
>Have they managed to hold it off in a swap position
Are you implying that Is how they held it off the first time?

[Anonymous No.55942951]

Lower your tone when speaking to me, baggie
>soon you vill own nohzing, and you vill be happy

[Anonymous No.55942956]

How high you guys MOASS will take us?

[Anonymous No.55942983]

>>55942956
Floor is 200 million per share

[Anonymous No.55942989]

>>55942956
https://gmefloor.com/

[Anonymous No.55943010]

>>55942905
>infinite shares exist

[Anonymous No.55943057]

Imagine trying to suggest that someone who is aware of the infinite upside of gme would ever sell. Kek. Especially after that someone already made sit on my ass money through options.

[Anonymous No.55943107]

If one share is worth infinite dollars there's nothing stopping you from selling all but a handful. 5, as the WAGMI stack that used to be thrown around

[Anonymous No.55943120]

>55943107
I won’t even try to explain why that’s wrong because I know you’re using pilpul to try and psyop.

[Anonymous No.55943127]

Instead I willl hold all 2000 of my shares. Forever.

[Anonymous No.55943130]

>>55943120
I'm genuinely regarded. Is 5 not enough anymore?

[Anonymous No.55943133]

what do you think, I worry my buying is too fomo'y and sporadic, I'm pretty satisfied I snatched the low though at least

[Anonymous No.55943136]

>55943130
1 is enough. Also you have to go back.

[Anonymous No.55943147]

>107
>Doesn't know about infinity+
>My sides
>Niggers

[Anonymous No.55943152]

>>55943010
GameStop was forced to change the language in their quarterly from “computershare reports x shares have been directly registered” to “the float minus Cede and Co’s (satan’s) shares means x shares have been direct registered”, means that the infinite shares only exist…until they don’t. I’m personally in this for that moment when the equation doesn’t balance publicly, and there is literally nothing any soulless cologne wearing intern can say to me on the internet to get me to sell, or to stop using my dividend stock checks to purchase and DRS more GME shares every single week until that moment happens. N o t h i n g

[Anonymous No.55943239]

>>55943120
>pilpul
keith I thought you roped when BBBYQ announced it was getting cancelled, why are you back here?

[Anonymous No.55943258]

>55943239
>he thinks I’m Keith
Fucking kek. You should really be better at this.

[Anonymous No.55943261]

kek dumbfuck baggots

[Anonymous No.55943263]

Guys, I'm tapped out at 2k, I literally cannot afford to buy anymore for a year at least. Am I going to make it? (Please lie if not). Thx

[Anonymous No.55943268]

>>55943258
keith the cringelord was the only person who used that cringe word "pilpul", literally the only one. It's over keith, it's time to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.55943283]

>mock baker
>mock gme moass
>invoke Keith
>fud a completely different stock in a thread for a stock you don’t hold
Oh yeah it’s all coming together now.

[Anonymous No.55943302]

>55943268
>keith the cringelord was the only person who used that cringe word "pilpul" Be honest with me, was the first time you ever came to 4chan when they hired you to come and glow in these threads?

[Anonymous No.55943324]

>>55943302
>misapplying /pol/ memes
Yup, it's 100% keith.

[Anonymous No.55943343]

>55943324

[Anonymous No.55943354]

keith

[Anonymous No.55943358]

I am thoroughly enjoying armored core 6

[Anonymous No.55943375]

>>55943283
>FUD a completely different stock in a thread
Fuck it is Keith. Fuck you asshole. Why can’t you just do the needful? The only thing that explains you still being here is that you have no say in the matter. Christ I fucking hate you.
Very interesting that you no longer admit to it being you when you used to be so proud of it. Why no collages anymore?

[Anonymous No.55943377]

AMC getting waxed is the best thing that could have happened to us. It was a serious distraction. GME has been rock solid. Sure we’re down from when we were anchored at a pre-split $80/share.

I think there’s got to be at least a few former AMC apes who now realize that Adam Aaron was the distraction to prevent people from getting all in GME.

[Anonymous No.55943400]

>55943375
I don’t even hold bbby you dumb fucking retard.
Do you lack the brain cells to even notice patterns? All my other points about ZFbiIuYz still stand.

[Anonymous No.55943411]

Tylee are you ok Tylee?

[Anonymous No.55943423]

>>55943400
>lack the brain cells
It’s the hubris that gives you away. Dunning-Krueger poster child

[Anonymous No.55943432]

>55943423
Are you going to refute anything I said or just keep accusing me of being someone I know I’m not. If you want me to Keith I’ll be Keith. Now try to actually engage with what I said.

[Anonymous No.55943499]

why did we go up 5%? i wasn't done slurping

[Anonymous No.55943542]

>>55943499
Earnings got announced. The algo got switched to buy shares just in case mode.

[Anonymous No.55943558]

>>55943432
You are either Keith, or Keith adjacent, and I have zero desire to “engage” (very interesting word choice) with you in any way. As you yourself would put it, “you glow like the sun”

[Anonymous No.55943570]

>55943558
>Keith adjacent
What are you even talking about nigger?

[Anonymous No.55943598]

>>55943570
>forced nigger
“See, I’m one of you” playbook is stale fuckface. I bet your dumbass is actually surprised it is so easy to pick you out of the crowd

[Anonymous No.55943621]

>>55943598
>00hyvgiQ
>little did he know, anon was a gifted autist the whole time, who never forgot the patterns and mannerisms of a glowing faggot.

[Anonymous No.55943622]

>>55943570
You are 100% without a doubt keith. Even your lack of creativity is peak keith, here >>55943432 you’re using the Spartacus image, which was posted here when you started accusing everyone of being “45”. You probably saved that image because it made you mad and were hoping for a reason you could use it. Hilarious that you think you can “reinvent” yourself when you stick out like a sore thumb no matter what you post.

[Anonymous No.55943623]

>narrative controlies
I wasn’t even talking to them but 3 completely different Ids showed up to call me Keith and when I call one of them out for his blunder they just dodge it. Ok I’ve not once bought bbby outside of saying I don’t hold it. If you think I “glow like the sun” please point to what I said in the thread that makes me glow. Instead of just accusing me of being someone I’m not.

[Anonymous No.55943629]

It's simple hedgies. You have to supply me with something I would actually value in order for me to part with my shares. And none of the women under your influence are free of your taint. That's why I need the Cloning Vats. I have to start from scratch. If only I could beat every last one of you with a baseball bat... What you you have done is beyond rationality, beyond any form of forgiveness I have in my heart. Your very wombs must be torn out of your bodies and cast to the wayside that no more of your kind could ever come to power. Because you have irreparably poisoned the womb of every last women on this planet for absolutely no reason.

[Anonymous No.55943638]

>>55943623
>keith collage
I don't know how many times/ways you have to keep proving it's you but you can stop now.

[Anonymous No.55943648]

>55943638
Keith was never a phone poster. You’re gonna have to try again.

[Anonymous No.55943665]

>>55943638
>00hyvgiQ

[Anonymous No.55943668]

>>55943648
Yes, he certainly was. Whenever he was getting BTFO (every thread) he would samefag defense force himself. Everyone acknowledged this. Call him a fat ugly tranny welfare paki if you're not him (you won't)

[Anonymous No.55943693]

>55943668
Keith is a fat ugly tranny welfare paki. Are you happy? I’ve literally had whole arguments with Keith about his Elon defense that most would remember. Also not sure how this proves I’m not Keith but ok. Also 45 was the one who samfagged. Which I think is actually happening right now.

[Anonymous No.55943705]

Keith's back we must be closer. Takes me back to the good old times when kaiji poster was still here

[Anonymous No.55943715]

>>55943705
Keith never left and if you were actually a schizo you would’ve noticed him.

[Anonymous No.55943717]

>>55943693
>Also 45 was the one who samfagged.
100000000000000000000000000% confirmed you're keith. I'm done shitting up the thread with replies to you. I am once again asking you to kill yourself, everyone will be happier this way.

[Anonymous No.55943727]

>>55943717
Rent. Free.

[Anonymous No.55943730]

>being mad at the stock market over the weekend

[Anonymous No.55943735]

>55943717
Ok bye. I don’t actually care if you think I’m Keith. You can do a flip faggot.

[Anonymous No.55943833]

>>55943542
Oh I see. I'll set my shares to just in case sell if one of them hits $100,000,000,000

[Anonymous No.55943854]

>>55943833
>selling

[Anonymous No.55943855]

i need gme to be worth hundreds of thousands so i can sell and buy a happy life. i will never be loved until i have money

[Anonymous No.55943867]

>>55943855
If you actually believe this you will never be loved with money.

[Anonymous No.55943880]

Guys, I'm getting scared. I think Ryan may kill again soon. His bloodlust is insatiable.

[Anonymous No.55943893]

>>55943855
Checked. Love is a uni directional act. Better get used to that fact.

[Anonymous No.55943907]

>>55943880
>I think Ryan may kill again soon
Good

[Anonymous No.55943917]

>>55943880
Filename should be "short selling and its consequences" for maximum hedgie trolling.

[Anonymous No.55943963]

>>55943854
purely theorhetical, I mean I don't intend on selling until the absolute collapse of a certain desert territory, but I might slip for a comical number before hyperinflation sets in.

[Anonymous No.55944185]

I'm going to go binge rewatch code geass until the market opens back up again. Will check back in next thread.

[Anonymous No.55944269]

Kek GME baggies. You're next.

[Anonymous No.55944283]

>>55944269
No YOURE Next

[Anonymous No.55944335]

Why the fuck did gamestop change the drs verbiage on the quarterly reports. Why haven’t they explained themselves yet? Shareholders deserve to have this answered

[Anonymous No.55944371]

if the system is truely fraudulent, what is to make the actual truth come out? can this clown show just not go on forever?

[Anonymous No.55944372]

>>55944335
It probably went something like this.
>[draft submission] according to CS our DRS numbers are X shares
>[SEC] OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN THAT DOESN'T MATCH SNEED N CO'S NUMBERS
>[ryan] yes, and?
>[SEC] make the numbers match or we're suing
>[ryan] ok fine faggot here you go
>[ryan] "haha not furlong" *sends tweet*

[Anonymous No.55944382]

Can somebody answer Ryan’s question?

[Anonymous No.55944460]

>>55943133
bretty good

[Anonymous No.55944546]

Good news! I'm now only 54% in the red!

[Anonymous No.55944556]

>>55944546
ayy let's goo

[Anonymous No.55944570]

>>55944556
Hell yeah. I'm gonna celebrate with some ground turkey and cheese tomorrow. I've been eating potatos and ramen for 19 months. For a time I was eating both without cooking them.

[Anonymous No.55944586]

>>55943623
>for his blunder
It’s the pontificating I think. Trying to use words that sound impressive and like an educated american, but to real educated Americans look and sound funny. What even are you Keith? I bet if we knew the truth and why you have to be here controlling narratives we would actually feel bad for you.

[Anonymous No.55944597]

>>55942951
Average meltdownie "research".

[Anonymous No.55944612]

>>55944597
Show the class your research and how red you are. Surely you didn't invest all of your life savings because of leddit. Saw a dude with a faggy bandana and ruined your future? Ahahahaagaa

[Anonymous No.55944617]

[Anonymous No.55944630]

>>55944570
hell yea!

[Anonymous No.55944638]

>GameShow
>power to the players

[Anonymous No.55944653]

>>55944612
>faggy bandana
It’s all so fucking personal for our shill posters. Cohens dad. DFV. They can’t hide that they aren’t mocking these figures, they fucking despise them. It’s the kind of shit detectives notice. It’s fucking personal. Very personal. It isn’t about convincing us anything. It’s about venting their hatred without throwing another Gustavo off a building. Sometimes I forget that the people who we are ruining are pure evil capable of anything. A criminal psychologist would have a fucking field day with “chad shill” “rodent poster” “dead dad poster”. I have never been more sure these people are personally involved on the wrong side of this. Fucking Steve Cohen hate posting in ladies lingerie four sizes too small for his fat ass, while he drinks so much he pukes on himself while caressing his .38 dreaming of release.

[Anonymous No.55944678]

>>55944653
Chadshill is capitalized and one word
nigger

[Anonymous No.55944705]

Is Boyardee back too

[Anonymous No.55944741]

>>55944705
Not recently, I think he was kicking around end of July.

[Anonymous No.55944748]

>>55944741
Which one is Boyardee? The christ poster that was pro DRS?

[Anonymous No.55944751]

>>55944748
I honestly have no idea. Just thought I’d bring him up as a conversation piece

[Anonymous No.55944756]

>>55944678
Like I said. Personal. Your own money is involved here in some way. Bigly.
Wonder why Keith doesn’t admit to being him any more. Must realize that after pushing BBBY the avatar is burned

[Anonymous No.55944777]

>>55944748
No he was active more 2021 and 2022, the one who was being retardedly dishonest about brokerages to get people to DRS. His big belief is that all brokerages will rug but somehow the short positions that have been opened will remain meaning only those DRS'd will get paid.

He was probably trying to get DRS faster, but he was such a faggot about it all he really did was piss people off.

[Anonymous No.55944811]

>>55944777
>He was probably trying to get people to DRS faster

[Anonymous No.55944879]

>>55943010
Hey retard, tell me what happens when you marry a call and a put at the same strike at the same expiry?
Did you just create 100 shares?
You sure did.

[Anonymous No.55944959]

>>55944653
Why didn't you show your average extremely red dumbfuck?

Cohens dad is in hell getting flayed apart by demons for being a pedophile and his dog is feeding worms. You're over here seething and not showing anyone what an amazing investor you are.

Dumb red fuckface

[Anonymous No.55944977]

>i'm holding with a Cowboys fan

[Anonymous No.55945024]

>I miss the old superstonk
I miss the old /biz/ before Redditniggers got involved

[Anonymous No.55945127]

>>55941500
checked.
wagwi.

[Anonymous No.55945159]

God this threads are cringe in the weekend.
everyone ITT is gonna make it except the JIDF and the ADL virgins.
suck my pp.

[Anonymous No.55945170]

>>55944653
>only a .38
kek snubbies, mines a .357mag

[Anonymous No.55945460]

>>55943411
Whoever you are, I laugh at all of your posts. It's especially funny when people get mad at deaddy posts. Thanks for the cheer in my deeply rotted soul.

[Anonymous No.55945491]

>>55944185
Watched this a couple years back again, didn't hold up. I know it's mega gay but honestly first half of death note is better. (unless your just there for booba and YES YOUR MAJESTY)

On that note, any anons have any good Halloween tier anime? I'm fine with gorey stuff, but would prefer kino true Halloween aesthetic & vibes.

[Anonymous No.55945498]

>>55944748
>>55944751
I've never been able to discern who boyardee is. I was the first one to call out diaperfag as 45 and was there for all of Keith's drama (still couldn't always spot him). Who the fuck was boyardee?

[Anonymous No.55945512]

>>55944777
>uh, checked

[Anonymous No.55945540]

kek dumbfuck weekend baggies

[Anonymous No.55945563]

Holy fucking shit it skyrocketed in the last week
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE FUCKING MOASS GUYS

[Anonymous No.55945776]

>>55945460
I laugh too, I don't know why pussies get mad. It's just some funny dark humor.

[Anonymous No.55945866]

>>55945498
Boyardee’s signature was kind of hard to pin desu at first it was kind of a mix of Christ is king posting and that Illuminati card game along with weird random thoughts. His whole thing kind of went out the window when 45s whole brokers vs drs movement gained traction. He would always stop his usual posting to defend 45s side. To this day I don’t know if he was a glownigger or just someone who believed so strongly about drs that he didn’t realize he was almost certainly siding with someone who was clearly a glownig. There was one especially weird I remember with 45 where he got into one of his crazed tirades and within the very same thread completely shifted from his posting style right into Boyardee’s. It was super weird and I don’t know if it was proof he was both or if 45 did it to try and give himself more credibility. He didn’t even bother switching ids.

[Anonymous No.55945918]

>>55945776
It was mildly amusing at first, but it's all edge, no point, got boring fast.
At least change up your repetitive jokes frequently like the other Belarusian Shepherd Geolocation posters.

[Anonymous No.55945923]

>>55945776
By God if we don't have humor
>>55945866
You mean the pepe tarot deck?
The two posts, yours and the other anons, said that boyardee was the one shilling drs hard. If that's so yeah he's 45 aka diaperanon. Diaper anon sent diapers and deer porn to citadel so I can't believe he's a glowiie I think he truly is just buck broken. Miss him sometimes though, the shilling we have now is so rancid it's exhausting. I skip half the thread, because it's just whiney low effort nothing but oh so incredibly smug. Can't wait for 2065 whenever everyone is stupider so even American shills type like esl retards.

[Anonymous No.55945938]

>>55945918
Friend, this is the cream of the crop of humor alright. I am actually halfway tempted to start making Twitter accounts to spam Ryan whenever he posts with deaddy.
I don't hate Ryan but he sort of deserves it.

[Anonymous No.55946026]

>>55945923
Picrel are some of the cards from the Illuminati game. 45 never left he just became llc fag. In fact I’m pretty sure he posted in this very thread.

[Anonymous No.55946032]

>>55946026
Wow forgot pic.

[Anonymous No.55946062]

There was that other namefag that always posted complete nonsense…James Colter or something like that. Woulda swore that dude had a brain injury

[Anonymous No.55946080]

>>55946062
Probably me, I was only off meds. I'm back on meds and working full time, occasionally anonposting. Still growing the stack.

[Anonymous No.55946097]

I’m interested in who 2001 Brady poster is. I don’t know why but I feel like he knows something. Maybe I’m just schizo.

[Anonymous No.55946135]

>>55946097
For me it's the random cryptic posts with the name Jealous. Honestly I don't even want to know.

[Anonymous No.55946189]

>>55946135
He's an schi/x/o who got lucky on Pepe and did a roadtrip around the U.S, half real posts, half script spam. Posts a lot about ASS WRIGGLERS and the CIA.

Here are some recent renditions for your viewing pleasure.

[Anonymous No.55946255]

>>55945491
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie takes place on Halloween
Soul Eater, obviously
D-Grayman, to an extent (but just watch the openings the state of the actual series will depress you)
Pretend I posted that Charlie Brown Third Impact gif

[Anonymous No.55946287]

>>55946189
Ah alright that's pretty benign then. I should probably learn how to use warosu at some point to look stuff like that up, I figured it was some kind of spook shit.

[Anonymous No.55946389]

I’m waging and hating life. Everything is so boring. Please make it stop soon

[Anonymous No.55946412]

>>55946389
At least your dead and dog aren’t fucking DEAD loooool

[Anonymous No.55946443]

>>55945866
I’m in every single thread for years now and not even I know how you parse out all this retarded gobbledigook into a cogent lore

[Anonymous No.55946469]

>>55946097
Are you serious?
It's just the threadly spam boyardee has currently settled on

[Anonymous No.55946505]

>>55946443
It’s mostly autism and a dash of schizophrenia fren.

>>55946469
Hmm I hadn’t considered that. Weird that he hasn’t gotten distracted to engage in any of the other discussions happening in the thread like he did before whenever broker vs drs came up. You know now that I think about it I think he stopped using his usual spam right around when heat lamp theory started to make the rounds.

[Anonymous No.55946516]

>>55946469
>>55946505
It was explained a couple of threads before. Below is a QRD of that QRD
>2000
>Tom Brady was 199th draft pick (meaning people didn't think he was good)
>2001 Tom Brady showed how good he was and how everyone was wrong in 2000
>eventually 7/10 super bowls
GME is about to be 2001 Brady

[Anonymous No.55946552]

>>55946516
Ah ok this makes some more sense. Interesting way to communicate that idea. Points for the creativity I guess.

[Anonymous No.55946567]

>>55911042
>>55911054

>>55801155
>>55801297

[Anonymous No.55946626]

>>55946026
Boyardee also posted a lot of sonichu and tails get trolled images. Easy to spot.he’s just a random schizo though, way less annoying that Keith (easily recognizable in recent threads by his need to reply to literally every single post)

[Anonymous No.55946676]

wen wagmi?

[Anonymous No.55946773]

>>55946505
Clearly. And I respect the hell out of it

[Anonymous No.55946846]

Lmao baggies

[Anonymous No.55946899]

Cum

[Anonymous No.55946947]

>>55943693
Finally people see

[Anonymous No.55946953]

>>55942956
My conservative guesstimate is that we'll top around 100-200B mcap during the squeeze. I have no source, but I have been (slowly) consistently buying since november 2020.

[Anonymous No.55946966]

Boyardee was always the samefagging , 45, multiple "insider" larping attention seeking faggot he always was. I leave these threads for months and here he is, still doing his usual mind broken skit's

[Anonymous No.55946999]

>>55946947
That was actually my screenshot. I forgot I had it to prove that it was actually 45 who samefagged. I’m glad you saved it fren.

[Anonymous No.55947023]

how many britbongs here?

[Anonymous No.55947032]

>>55946999
So you are Keith?

[Anonymous No.55947036]

Does anyone remember when llc fag posted a link to a post in the older thread and said it was an insider telling everyone to put their shares in an llc? Does anyone remember when I called him out on it and proved that he was samfaggeing and he claimed he was “adopting the shills tactics” to get us to understand?

[Anonymous No.55947041]

>>55947032
>Keith is the only person who takes screenshots

[Anonymous No.55947057]

>>55947023
Just Keith and his 50 “defenders” who all talk exactly like him

[Anonymous No.55947072]

>>55946953
A Chinese shell company was trading at $600 billion. Adjust accordingly.

[Anonymous No.55947095]

>>55946953
I think you mean bottom out, anon. See >>55947072

[Anonymous No.55947238]

>>55945491
Return to Western tradition and watch Over the Garden Wall

[Anonymous No.55947289]

>>55947238
I hate kids shows that are also for adults like adventure time and shit, but OTGW is fucking amazing. I wish there was more shows that captured this aesthetic as perfectly as OTGW did

[Anonymous No.55947479]

>>55947072
I'll take 600b mcap no prob anon, I just said what I'd feel satisfied with financially (roughly 350x).

Oh, and an ISIS style beheading of Griffin and Plotkin.

[Anonymous No.55947580]

>>55946255
Thanks friend.
>>55946516
Other anon is right about Tom Brady being a huge cheater. If you saw Superbowl in 2021 (I think maybe 2020) where he first went to buccaneers, you'd know exactly what I mean.
>>55946626
Do you think it's original Keith? Hand passport Keith?
>>55947036
I love when they do shit like this. I love when I notice a shill slip up this bad. >>55947238
I plan on watching tons of Western stuff, in fact last October I must have watched 40 horror movies with only 3 being Japanese. That said, I am trying to go for more fantasy and books this year. Don't know how I'm going to force myself to read Frankenstein when I could barely read all the pretty horses but alas I will force my brain to focus. Thanks for the rec.

[Anonymous No.55947591]

>>55947072
The problem is that no one knows the synthetic share count.

[Anonymous No.55947683]

>>55947580
No prob. I'm sad summer is ending and I spent so much of it inside, but happy someone else is happy that we're entering Spoopy Season.

[Anonymous No.55947715]

Holy shit kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.55947751]

>>55947683
Same but we have one more month. September is better for foraging anyway and not so hot literally die on a hike, so I'll take it and hike in Sept, though I wish I had tried harder to through summer.
I'd be happier to enter spooky season if the world didn't make me so depressed.

[Anonymous No.55947909]

i hope it happens soon

[Anonymous No.55947920]

>>55941500
GOOD MORNING APES

[Anonymous No.55947940]

>>55947909
We’re tracking 2008 almost perfectly. If I wasn’t holding gme I’d be absolutely terrified. I think they’ll blame it on student loan debt this time around.

[Anonymous No.55947975]

>>55947751
You can't really be faulted since it's been particularly hot this year, you know?

Waiting for the wild pawpaw trees near me to ripen and hoping they don't get stripped before I can get to them. I like the heat, during the day - living in NE for a few years with its demi-summer nearly destroyed me psychologically - but I'm the type of person who has to have a reason to go out, or I just won't.

Also this was recc'd to me on Youtube and it looks like it could fit too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUKs1svyZsw

[Anonymous No.55947982]

>>55947580
>>55947751
Also these pictures are stunning.

[Anonymous No.55948000]

Are there any historical examples of hyperinflation taking place in a “diverse” society and how people survived?

[Anonymous No.55948008]

Good to know that there are a better pair of tits than roller pigeons that would be interested in this kinda stuff. Please know femanon I haven't been able to stop thinking of them.

[Anonymous No.55948322]

>>55947975
Just discovered that the place I rent has black berries, plums and Asian pears. It's enough to make me not leave my house so I feel you. It can be hard. Also yeah the heat has been unrelenting, thank God I don't live in Texas.
Thanks for 2nd rec
Check out the /x/ Halloween thread, it's mostly very comfy and it's where I got all the photos

[Anonymous No.55948347]

I just want enough money to cook nice food. When will we WAGMI? 2 years? 3? With the prices the way they are, we must have near locked the float by now?
Will be interesting to see whether they report the CS numbers this earnings.

[Anonymous No.55948476]

Reading yesterday's jpow comments, feels strangely like there's going to be an extreme print for August when they publish. Prices haven't caught up to the money supply yet.

[Anonymous No.55948544]

>>55948476
How bad we thinking? Didn't go down enough or straight-up increase?

[Anonymous No.55948613]

did someone post booba i need to see booba

[Anonymous No.55948617]

>>55948613

[Anonymous No.55948624]

>>55947479
350x from 17 a share of from the base of the presplit 4.
I don't want to do the math

[Anonymous No.55948650]

>>55948617
Best version

[Anonymous No.55948665]

luv gme, luv tomboys, simple as

[Anonymous No.55948684]

what are everyone's predictions for earnings? for me its gif related

[Anonymous No.55948698]

>>55948684
I don't even care. Going to swing it with new shares and leave my old ones for cost basis. I hope the drs news is interesting for once but I just don't have much faith in drs anymore.

[Anonymous No.55948712]

>>55948684
better than expected but still somehow spun around by the media to make it seem worse than it is

[Anonymous No.55948713]

>>55948698
woha

[Anonymous No.55948717]

>>55947479
>>55948624
>Price anchoring

[Anonymous No.55948726]

>>55948684
>GME stock sold
>BBBYQ majority shareholder
>$ROPE invested
>World Class Skeet Shooting Champion Status = DENIED
>Verification not required.
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55948727]

>>55948544
Somewhat relevant, I saw someone post the Cincinnati fed nowcast in smg earlier: 0.8 m/om. That's modeled data not actual, but 0.8 m/om would still be topping 10% annualized if that's real.

[Anonymous No.55948736]

>>55948726
im english yes but not keith who lives on a inbred island

[Anonymous No.55948794]

>Bob Barker
>Legendary host of "The Price Is Right"
>is dead at age 99
Every schiz-autismo cell in my brain is screaming "masonic messaging."
>The price is wrong bitch

[Anonymous No.55948802]

>>55948794
>99
Clearly the right price is at least 100.

[Anonymous No.55948855]

>>55945918
Nobody changes up jokes. It's the same fucking "wow clocking in early today huh Ranjeesh?" followed by smug orange hair flat anime girl and flat line picture

[Anonymous No.55948888]

>>55948855
don't you have some seeds to eat or street to shit in Ranjeesh?

[Anonymous No.55948890]

What's the newest September 2023 cope baggots?

[Anonymous No.55948943]

>>55948684
It literally doesn’t matter. As long as GameStop is still a company shorts are fucked.

[Anonymous No.55949011]

Anyone else extremely red but come in here to kek baggies anyways? Been hodlin since '21

[Anonymous No.55949015]

>>55949011
you know it

[Anonymous No.55949035]

>>55944612
>ahh nooo you're hecking poor now bbbaggeh!
Uh no I have a corporate IT job. The income doesn't just stop because a trade didn't moon. Been trading for years and not just GME. I effortlessly troll Wall St. with spare capital and time. You should try doing something with you life too.

[Anonymous No.55949054]

>>55948684
It doesn't matter but it will be good unironically

[Anonymous No.55949135]

[Anonymous No.55949149]

>55949135
>The final BBaggie/AMSneeder cope
There can only be one.

[Anonymous No.55949164]

>>55949149
I feel bad for them at this point, I kinda hope we drag the basket up to somewhere around their cost basis when jimmy rips.

[Anonymous No.55949174]

>>55949164
>I feel bad for them at this point
Always remember that they facilitated this can-kick we are experiencing. The period between the sneeze and the inevitable squeeze is time they allowed to be stolen from you, that which you can also never get back.

[Anonymous No.55949187]

>>55949174
I hated those faggots all of 2022 for exactly those reasons (march-21 was 100% fucked up by AMC retards), but at this point it's just sad

[Anonymous No.55949192]

>>55949174
Maybe but also more time to accumulate and I honestly don’t think they played that much of a part in helping kick the can. I think hkd probably did most of the heavy lifting.

[Anonymous No.55949316]

>>55949187
It was worth it. The can kicking has gotten most of the anons here from 40 shares to 900+ shares and raised the floor from 10k to 1 mil. The stalling has ensured rather than just a bunch of people living an easy comfy life off a 1 or 2 million, a few hedgies ledging and everything proceeding as normal, there will be an entire paradigm shift and multi-billionaire anons who want to reset the great reset and bring back the 90s, and will unironically have enough money to make it happen.

Only the worthy will make it, and they will be rewarded greatly for their fortitude.

[Anonymous No.55949526]

ITT cowardly baggies who have still failed to post their average cost and total position size

Bitches :)

[Anonymous No.55949538]

:)

[Anonymous No.55949540]

>>55949135
Please delete this. Thx.

[Anonymous No.55949553]

>>55941500
Have you ever thought about the kind of incel degen pervert that gets off on OP's pic?

Sad.

[Anonymous No.55949557]

>>55949135

[Anonymous No.55949617]

>>55949557
KEK

fuck Ryan Cohen

[Anonymous No.55949621]

ATTENTION
>important announcement
Ahem
I like the stock.
That is all.

[Anonymous No.55949656]

>>55949035
Ahahahahahahaha. Are you bragging about helping people connect to Microsoft teams you fucking broke bitch? Your job will be automated very soon.

[Anonymous No.55949682]

>>55949316
>It was worth it. The can kicking has gotten most of the anons here from 40 shares to 900+ shares
I'm soooo close...I can almost taste it...

[Anonymous No.55949752]

>>55947580
>Other anon is right about Tom Brady being a huge cheater.
More than 90% of the league is on steroids and growth hormone getting stem cell treatments overseas in the offseason to heal injuries, sometimes with just their own stem cells and sometimes not. Everyone cheats in the NFL and if you aren't cheating you're the arizona cardinals and a complete memeteam nobody cares about. The whole thing about deflategate was the league getting pissed at Belichick and the patriots not going along with the script and breaking the kayfabe by continuing to shitdick everyone as hard as possible and not taking their foot off the gas.
>t. worked in NFL

[Anonymous No.55949764]

>can’t wait till my owner Ryan triggers MOA-ACK!

[Anonymous No.55949787]

>55949764
Owner?

[Anonymous No.55949813]

>>55949526
>just give us all your data, friend!
glowing brightly here pal

[Anonymous No.55949859]

https://x.com/auprosports/status/1695553252421460402?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

She’s the MVP of my heart

[Anonymous No.55949877]

When WAGMI?

[Anonymous No.55949904]

>>55949752
Philosophically, it's not cheating if everyone does it. Brady and Belichek did stuff no one else was doing, which is "cheating" cheating. The "curbstomping teams that are purposely playing badly because you're scripted to win" part is just jerk icing.

[Anonymous No.55949908]

>>55949877
roughly 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.55949909]

I wonder if Deaddy is watching over us from heaven and praying to Jesus to speed up the MOASS
We miss you Teddy….

[Anonymous No.55949920]

>>55949752
I always figured the Patriots' secret was having more disciplined (white) players so they drew fewer penalties.

[Anonymous No.55949944]

>>55949904
I'd argue it's just cheating better than everyone else but the stuff with the cameras was definitely crossing the line. Anyone that brings up air pressure is a retard, dudes have been letting air out and intentionally scuffing the balls for better grip for decades and the one good thing that came out of deflategate is they actually give a shit about air pressure and ball condition now and monitor it. The pats went rogue and off the script so the league went after them and eventually won, the whole thing is basically pro wrestling and while not every outcome is scripted shit certainly gets nudged in favor of certain endings. I'm just saying the image of a league that cares about parity and fairness is just a facade, the cheating is as ruthless as it is in motorsport and just as creative. It's a soap opera for dudes by design.

[Anonymous No.55950054]

Geez, hopefully the next thread is better than what the hell went on here today.

[Anonymous No.55950068]

>>55950054
It's the weekend, barring some news dropping it's mostly just gonna be shitposting and off-topic.

[Anonymous No.55950080]

>>55949944
>I'd argue it's just cheating better than everyone else
Well, they got caught, so no.
>I'm just saying the image of a league that cares about parity and fairness is just a facade
We been knew.
I think you're misinterpreting people's issue with Brady. He's boosted as The Greatest Athlete Ever despite clearly not being anything of the sort. They do the same thing with Michael Phelps (genetic freak, the weird nature of swimming medaling, while being a prototypical jock), did the same thing with Lance Armstrong (though that was partly the same anti-America bullshit that lost us Pluto and the DC Olympics) until they couldn't anymore, and I dislike those situations for similar reasons. Gigantic asterisks beside all their names. But at least Phelps and Armstrong have displayed some amount of contrition. Brady was a smug fuck right up until he got reamed by FTX and his wife left him.
The NFL itself is definitely the bad guy here, but the way he played along totally leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Especially with the shit non-white QBs and coaches, and non-major market teams, go through.

[Anonymous No.55950086]

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[Anonymous No.55950097]

>>55950080
Have you tried not being a nigger?

[Anonymous No.55950102]

>>55950080
>>55949944
And, to be clear, it's not really any better when they do it with black/brown athletes either, when you see what they're going through behind the scenes. I will be happy when America finally breaks free from this Hollywood-esque corporate-originated narrative-spinning outlook on everything and we're able to acknowledge the complexity of shit. Would football be any less popular if the political nature of who wins was acknowledged? (That's not rhetorical, I wanna know your thoughts.)

[Anonymous No.55950116]

>>55950097
Yes, in-vitro gene editing is surprisingly difficult. I shelved efforts until I can safely and reliably grow a tail, skin change will be easy at that point.

[Anonymous No.55950135]

>>55950102
Yes. The only reason people like it is the perceived purity of competition. If it's not real it's not worth watching.

[Anonymous No.55950157]

>>55950135
FIFA and the WWE block your path (but they're gonna let you win, just take a few licks, make it look good).

[Anonymous No.55950160]

>>55950157
There's a reason Americans call soccer divegrass and consider WWE a low class form of entertainment.

[Anonymous No.55950161]

Please save us baker.

[Anonymous No.55950175]

>>55950080
Those are all fair points you made, and after him being the next Great White Hope it was JJ Watt before he had to retire as his heart is ready to explode because his playing weight was 295lbs when his brothers are all 50-60lbs lighter than him. I'm not taking anything away from him as a player, he was great and should be in the hall when he's eligible, but yeah that was some bullshit. The league has problems and like >>55950135 said it's similar to pro wrasslin; if people can't believe the guys in the ring actually hate each other they won't watch, and if people can't believe the NFL is some shining bastion of wholesomeness and parity and competition they wouldn't watch it either. Or at least a lot less.
>>55950102
>Would football be any less popular if the political nature of who wins was acknowledged?
Depends on what you mean. If you're talking about racebaiting people into caring whether a white or black QB/Coach/Player won or lost then no. If you're talking about how things move smoother in washington when the redskins win or how the oil industry does better when the cowboys are successful, yes and that's already been touched on by several prominent journalists.

I do hold four figures worth of GME and am just offtopic posting to wrap the thread up and get to bump limit so baker can make a new one.

[Anonymous No.55950189]

They’re still going.

[Anonymous No.55950222]

>>55950160
Soccer is becoming more popular because of the head injury controversy driving young people away from football (and it was only "unpopular" here because our men lose consistently. I'd argue that soccer is considered higher-class than football, these days. WWE is definitely considered a working-class thing, but it's even more popular than when wrestlers were expected to maintain their personas in public, as if everything were real.

[Anonymous No.55950240]

>>55950160
'merica loves wrastlin'

[Anonymous No.55950252]

>>55950175
Baker is covered in cheese dust watching Washington go toe-to-toe with one of the conference champs from a few years back (because they're sticking it to Snyder), probably.

I dunno if I agree, but I respect your perspective. On an even more unrelated note, player expansion is never going to end, they want the gay bear audience.

[Anonymous No.55950287]

>>55950252
I hate the league a lot less for finally getting rid of that fucking jackass, I could give a shit if Washington were called the redskins but he was a real piece of work his entire life and should've been forced out of the league a long time ago. I don't think football is going to have much success capturing the gay audience even if there's quite a few gay dudes in the league, they tend to not be open about it because it makes people uncomfortable in the locker room even if from experience it really shouldn't.

[Anonymous No.55950305]

Watching sports is like watching your wife fuck another man. You’re not on the field, you’re not in the game, why tf are you invested in something you have no outcome over?

[Anonymous No.55950333]

>>55950287
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I hate the league a lot less for finally getting rid of that fucking jackass, I could give a shit if Washington were called the redskins but he was a real piece of work his entire life and should've been forced out of the league a long time ago.
Legit.
I still call them WFT because it tickles my lulzebellum.
As for gay guys, it depends on the audience. Bears watch because they're attracted to/want to be like the linemen, their BFs/husbands join in.

I'm worried about baker. Anyone feel free to jump in. I will if we hit page 8 without a new thread, I suppose. Don't make me Obama it up.

[Anonymous No.55950336]

>>55950305
You could literally say this about any form of entertainment.

[Anonymous No.55950356]

>>55950336
Exactly. Entertainment is for cuckolds.

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>>55950345
>>55950345
>>55950345
Threaded.

>>55941559
>>55941577 Checked
>>55945127
WAGMI.

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>>55942547
>It was a good day today.
Nice.