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[Anonymous No.55941258]

Jackson's Asshole

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>55939374

[Anonymous No.55941268]

SPX ~4600pts medium term goal.

[Anonymous No.55941276]

>>55941258
I hate minorities. This is financial advice. This is also legal advice, and I am your lawyer.

[Anonymous No.55941278]

https://www.npr.org/2023/08/24/1195777967/maui-county-sues-hawaiian-electric-company-for-damages-from-disastrous-fires

so HE is kill, would they be a good investment if they successfully file bankruptcy and restructure?

[Anonymous No.55941279]

I LOATHE THE CRAB.

[Anonymous No.55941280]

ATTENTION /SMG/

amc faggots get completely fucked
that is all

[Anonymous No.55941282]

Previous >>55939574

[Anonymous No.55941284]

scam pump bullshit.

[Anonymous No.55941287]

It took me 3 months to save 2k in my trading account and I lost it all this week. This shit sucks

[Anonymous No.55941289]

>>55941276

[Anonymous No.55941290]

>ALL WILL BECOME SNIB
>VIX TO ZERO
perhaps the fakest and gayest stock market to have ever existed

[Anonymous No.55941292]

desperate fake glownigger pump

[Anonymous No.55941296]

>>55941287
Sounds like you don't fear drawdown enough yet.

[Anonymous No.55941300]

>>55941258
Now that Jackson hole us over, what's the next bobo cope

[Anonymous No.55941306]

Is it retarded to try to buy enough shares of Comcast for the dividends to cover my internet bill?

[Anonymous No.55941308]

>>55941284
Whats scam about it? We had a 5% correction to 6 month strong support level, we will bubble up to strong resistance level thats about 7%. The economy is booming, j pow is trying to slow it down, so why would there be a crash when he says the economy is still too hot but they aren’t committed to doing anything more just yet?

[Anonymous No.55941309]

>>55941300
>cope
Jamie, gonna need you to pull up the yield charts

[Anonymous No.55941311]

>>55941268
not this decade

[Anonymous No.55941317]

>>55941300
Feds will hike again before the end of the year. Then its pause until the system breaks

[Anonymous No.55941318]

>>55941308
fuck off

[Anonymous No.55941319]

>>55941311
lol
clueless

[Anonymous No.55941324]

>>55941308
>so why would there be a crash when he says the economy is still too hot but they aren’t committed to doing anything more just yet?
You actually think they won't hike .25 in September?
Oh mumu, noo...

[Anonymous No.55941325]

Now is this a really weird bear flag on the SPX? Monday down, tuesday up wednesday down, thursday down, friday down.

[Anonymous No.55941326]

This is the website of the 7th biggest company in the world:
https://www.berkshirehathaway.com/
Boomers are so fucking based

[Anonymous No.55941332]

>>55941308
>Why would there be a slowdown.

Because deflation. They are over doing it. China is in deflationary territory. Their economy is slowing and will soon be exporting deflation to the united states. Deflation is bad for corporate profits. High rates are bad for debt and housing and consumers. Its all going to buckle but maybe no until 2024 and after the last hike

[Anonymous No.55941334]

>>55941296
I have some brass balls. ABC, Always Bet Collateral

[Anonymous No.55941337]

PLEASE GO ABOVE 441. MY SECOND TRANCHE OF 0DTES NEEDS TO BE ITM

PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE

I USED THE MONEY FOR MY CAR PAYMENT TO BUY THEM

[Anonymous No.55941338]

>>55941326
>geico text ad
100% pure html goodness

[Anonymous No.55941339]

>>55941326
Ngl that website is based. No stupid fucking drop down menu or maze of links. And they shill their insurance company

[Anonymous No.55941350]

>>55941326
Lol the write to us at this address. No email or phone number and no guarantee they’ll respond. Mega based

[Anonymous No.55941351]

>decided to log into my twitter account for the first time in 3 years because of "fintwit" discussion last thread
Jesus christ, Musk has embraced his gen X demon and become a full blown Facebook Boomer. And he has inflicted that on that meme website.
Can't even find the old fintwit accounts I used to follow because of the new UI.

[Anonymous No.55941352]

>Heating oil, gas, oil
HOLY CRAP. How exactly will they drive down inflation now? Producer prices will rise, driving in turn up inflation. I am so sick of paying $2.2 for a litre of gasoline... Oil used to be so cheap, with so many refineries. The tech is fuckin easy and ancient. The fact that they allow these high oil prices just shows that once again the middle and lower classes are the only losers. If they really wanted to, oil could easily cost $15.
I regret selling my oil last year (still nice gains though).
And now with the service inflation about to get updated (with annual parts being renewed soon to much higher prices), the inflation ain't looking good, bois. Plus, the comparison effect will make inflation look worse.
I really wouldn't want to be in Powel's position right now.

[Anonymous No.55941353]

>>55941337
Yo you’re fucked kid. Sorry

[Anonymous No.55941355]

>>55941337
>TRANCHE
Sosnoff is proud of you, anon.

[Anonymous No.55941360]

>>55941280
Hedge funds right now after gaping AMC apes for five fucking days straight

[Anonymous No.55941368]

>vix down 10%

totally organic

[Anonymous No.55941370]

>>55941352
Less oil rigs btw, it's selfmade. You can't go on blaming the saudis when you yourself shut down rigs. This happened after covid too, OPEC reports show it.

[Anonymous No.55941373]

>>55941332
absolutely delusional.
importers will love China for exporting their deflation.
You think stuff will come down in price in the US?
China deflation = more profit for the importers.

[Anonymous No.55941382]

>>55941318
Sorry you shorted at the bottom of a 5% correction
>>55941324
Pow pow basically said so today like 90% of investors think, money is on november currently
>>55941332
Biden killed china last year, only company still there was apple and they are not leaving too, chinas economy has very little to do with the us. The fed will begin lowering rates when the inflation target is hit, pow wow knows what he is doing

[Anonymous No.55941383]

>>55941368
>big event is nothing burger
>WTF WHY VIX LOW GUYS!?>!?!

[Anonymous No.55941384]

>>55941368
perceived risk is next to being entirely eliminated

[Anonymous No.55941386]

>>55941373
Weakening chinese economy = weakening global economy= all boomer assets including stocks lose 50%

[Anonymous No.55941392]

>>55941308
> The economy is booming
For everyone except the consumer lmao. Everything is purchased on credit (at inflated prices), interest rates on the rise, yet no real wage growth. People are just treading water at the moment. It’ll be another 2008 style crash when millions of people default nearly simultaneously.

[Anonymous No.55941397]

>>55941386
lol,
lmao even

[Anonymous No.55941399]

>>55941337
>anon's spread being pinned at close
>BAH GAWD, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
>SOMEBODY STOP THE MATCH

[Anonymous No.55941404]

>BLACKBERRY
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

lol

[Anonymous No.55941408]

>>55941397
Then go ahead and tell us how this plays out, incel

[Anonymous No.55941409]

>>55941368
fuck em, if they want to play games, I can buy January 2024 puts for even cheaper

[Anonymous No.55941413]

>>55941392
>For everyone except the consumer lmao.
Wrong.
The US economy IS the consumer.
>>55941392
>Everything is purchased on credit (at inflated prices), interest rates on the rise, yet no real wage growth.
This is not a bug.
This is a feature.
The main function of the System.>>55941392
>People are just treading water at the moment. It’ll be another 2008 style crash when millions of people default nearly simultaneously.
>muh 2008

[Anonymous No.55941419]

>>55941392
Household debt is on the decline for the past year and Powder said today that real wage gross has outpaced inflation; in fact the average american is now making $82k/ year putting us within striking distance of oil rich tax haven micronations so ?

[Anonymous No.55941422]

>>55941408
scroll up :^)

[Anonymous No.55941431]

>>55941370
Oh no, I am blaming the US for this. The big corpos in conjunction with the politicians and banks have decided to hollow out the middle and lower classes ever since the 1970s. It's completely bull. We could easily have cheap electricity, cheap oil, cheap everything.
How was electricity cheaper in the past? Considering our technological advancements, we should keep having lower and lower prices and more and more available electricity, no?
But since inflation is good for the big shots, this will never stop. Since everything is percentage-based, it's always the one with more money that benefits the most. It's that simple.
I remember European banks stating that we will have an inflation of 2% by end of 2023. They now revised that to 2025... this is just stupid.

[Anonymous No.55941432]

>>55941422
>stonks go up and touch 4600 before getting hammered.

Wow great insight you filthy incel. Go jerk off to a tom lee interview

[Anonymous No.55941437]

>Sugar also pumping again
>COCOA UNSTOPPABLE
>KEK@+3$ Orange Juice

[Anonymous No.55941439]

>>55941432
w&l

[Anonymous No.55941444]

just woke up from a deep slumber, what did daddy (jerome) say today?

[Anonymous No.55941449]

I’m in the arena

[Anonymous No.55941453]

>>55941419
>average american
>doesn't understand median versus average
you are literally the midwit meme in action, I will enjoy taking half your port in the next three months

[Anonymous No.55941454]

>>55941444
"Fuck your calls"

[Anonymous No.55941455]

>>55941392
bidenomics can best be summed up as - fuck the poor pump the markets.

[Anonymous No.55941456]

bullrun back on boyos??

also rip bobos

[Anonymous No.55941458]

I was wrong to say sell.

[Anonymous No.55941466]

>>55941456
>rip bobos
i believe its pronounced "boboidz" round these parts

[Anonymous No.55941469]

>>55941449
He'll get obliterated on his "shorts" just like he did with his bets against TSLA and bets on sharply rising long term US yields.
That guy lost 9 figures on his last flaccid short.
This time might be no different.

[Anonymous No.55941475]

>>55941466
i think its bobo-aids

[Anonymous No.55941476]

>>55941453
Goodluck, you are certainly living in a fantasy land of fear built on false algorithmic nonsense, the us economy is stront by every single metric and the markets are likely to double by 2030

[Anonymous No.55941477]

>>55941456
its another bull trap
rejections at all the moving averages

[Anonymous No.55941481]

>>55941456
i sold most of my VZ and T for intel but didn't catch the knife yesterday but this rebound has been nice.

[Anonymous No.55941488]

>nvda -2.5%
>csco +1%
Mmmmm

[Anonymous No.55941492]

>>55941409
>Trump actually gets elected
>pardons himself
>tweets best stock market ever is back
>djia rips to 40k

[Anonymous No.55941493]

>>55941419
That's easy, m8. The older generations that actually have a house and/or properties massively benefitted from Corona. The ZIRP policy allowed them to refinance to insanely low levels, allowing them to save so much cash, thus effectively outpacing inflation. Plus, a lot of them already own houses (free of debt), which is even better. Inflation mostly affected rentoids (and massively so since rents really got out of hand). Younger generations are getting severely fugged (besides those skilled in tech or trades). And since the consumer consists of those with money, i.e., the older generations, the consumer hasn't really been that affected (or to such an extent as has been expected).
People in general either have way too much money or too little.
Everything is percentage-based so those that are older and have been in the biz for a longer time are getting way more in terms of wages. The average is being driven up, while the median is kind of stagnating. What does that tell you?
But since the newer generations don't really matter (purely statistically), the market will just continue pumping to keep up with the sentiment of the rich.

[Anonymous No.55941499]

>>55941456
>>55941458
Just took 10K out of my money market to buy long dated puts on anything AI and tech related, hitlist so far:
>PLTR
>SNOW
>DDOG
>CRWD
>NVDA
And going long on vaccines stocks
>MRNA
>BNTX
>NVAX
And DWAC

[Anonymous No.55941504]

>>55941419
Basically like always if you are poor it's your own fault

[Anonymous No.55941513]

>>55941499
bad move dont short until after last rate hike

[Anonymous No.55941514]

>>55941493
>(besides those skilled in tech or trades).
Even then if we went to buy a house (and most of my coworkers were FOMOed into it) you'd buy it at close to the peak.
No one under 30 escaped intact.

[Anonymous No.55941516]

>>55941493
The boomers, the largest generation in history, retired on average last year, so that perfectly explains the drop, next?

[Anonymous No.55941521]

>>55941475
>aids
>bobos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8DPwRK4Rww

[Anonymous No.55941522]

>>55941499
>DWAC
Up 9% today lol

[Anonymous No.55941524]

>>55941499
Do banks.

[Anonymous No.55941526]

so is a green boy summer back on the menu?

[Anonymous No.55941529]

>>55941370
Ofc it’s selfmade we’re heading to net zero by increasing diesel and coal consumption via mining scarcer and harder to reach miningsites anon keep up. Zero carbon = zero life. Get riding with the bidenomics! It’s almost like the push for net zero is lead by BOIL mumus.

[Anonymous No.55941532]

oh no what happened? lol

[Anonymous No.55941545]

>>55941326
holy fuck
i audibly kekd
the man is a tech retard, biggest holding is apple too

[Anonymous No.55941562]

>>55941522
When Trump becomes the obvious Republican nominee, it will 2x

[Anonymous No.55941569]

>>55941524
please tell me my boomer street smart edge platform will be ok... its gonna be ok right schwab-oidz?

[Anonymous No.55941573]

>>55941326
>like me html
>simple as

[Anonymous No.55941574]

I WAS PROMISED NVDA 800$ AAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.55941578]

>>55941326
>https://www.berkshirehathaway.com/
lmao it's all tables.
Fucking based.

[Anonymous No.55941591]

>>55941569
You're probably FDIC insured. All my money is in FSB and I don't care 'cause the feds will come and fix it.

[Anonymous No.55941593]

>>55941573
>a website by boomers, for boomers
>sip
ah, bliss

[Anonymous No.55941597]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55941600]

>>55941597
+4.49% gme

[Anonymous No.55941603]

>>55941597
.......fine

[Anonymous No.55941608]

>>55941524
Nobody give a fuck if CRWD drops 20%, but if a bank drops 20%, they get immediate life-support and shorts get easily get fucked. Losing game all the way around.

[Anonymous No.55941610]

>>55941597
+0.45%

[Anonymous No.55941612]

>>55941597
+0.72%

[Anonymous No.55941617]

>>55941597
Mildly down on my shorts from yesterday's ATH, slurped PYPL which gained a bit soon after, my cattle futures spread is improving mildly.

[Anonymous No.55941622]

>>55941597
100% cash gang until Monday, this week was as fake and as gay as they come. Thanks Mr. Snibs.

[Anonymous No.55941623]

>>55941610
MAGA 2024 LFG!!!!!!!! TRUMP GOING TO CLEAN UP THE DEEP STATE AND BUILD THE WALL!!!!! LIBS AND WOKE PEOPLE BTFO!!!!!! BLM MORE LIKE WLM!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55941625]

>>55941431
this is the tulip shit all over again isnt it
except its the money we slave away for

[Anonymous No.55941645]

>>55941608
Is 20% really enough?

[Anonymous No.55941654]

>>55940321
>NVIDIA option gamblers got scammed so hard
their earnings were priced in like immediately upon the previous quarter earnings when the stock went +25% in a day. anyone who took a long position after that was basically FOMO, which is most american investors because they're stupid

i mean, you get what you fucking deserve if you try to chase shit like that

[Anonymous No.55941656]

>>55941623
>WLM
we love minorities?

[Anonymous No.55941658]

>>55941431
Yo, it was the arabs, it's evident in your graph, lol

[Anonymous No.55941664]

>>55941516
Wait, people actually retire? I have yet to meet a boomer that didn't like to work past the age of 65. Plus, that image was just something I saved from some other anon, it doesn't really mean that much and there are probably a dozen explanations for it.
All the boomers I know in trades typically keep working till they are at least 75. They can work carefree and on their own terms so why not?
>>55941514
And at pretty high rates. You're gonna be paying some real nice cash each year just so you can keep renting your house. You won't get to re-finance at 1-2%. At least the housing market isn't as fugged as in Australia though. At least some cope

[Anonymous No.55941666]

>>55941645
You really think I'm going to short a bank NOTORIOUS for cooking their own books to beat earnings report expectations?
Do you play carnival games too?

[Anonymous No.55941673]

>>55941623
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.55941677]

>>55941666
Yeah I wouldn't *short* it but you can get away with trading volatility I think.

[Anonymous No.55941706]

>>55941623
i truly believe white lives matter and so i will never invest in a stock if the ceo isnt white

[Anonymous No.55941717]

>>55941656
>>55941656
You disgusting incel, WLM is an acronym for We Love Matzah which is unleavened bread made to celebrate passover

[Anonymous No.55941718]

Is TWOU a good buy rn? Thanks fellas

[Anonymous No.55941725]

can the FDA hurry the fuck up and approve TTOO's sepsis panel? what is the fucking hold up you stupid nigger?

[Anonymous No.55941739]

>>55941717
Good goy

[Anonymous No.55941747]

Bull bros..............

We're back.

[Anonymous No.55941752]

>4 week t-bill at 5.28% apy
tell me why i shouldn't just be putting my free cash sitting around doing nothing into what's essentially a risk-free investment?

[Anonymous No.55941760]

>>55941597
from +15.91 to -38.32

[Anonymous No.55941761]

>>55941752
because treasuries will keep selling off as the bond market collapses sending all money to the NASDAQ, the elderly are dying off and the young need faster gains than 5-10 percent a year.

[Anonymous No.55941763]

>>55941752
Because energy companies are basically risk-free and can do almost twice that.

[Anonymous No.55941767]

>>55941752
Because 6 month yields more.

[Anonymous No.55941775]

>>55941761
Stop posting retard

[Anonymous No.55941776]

>>55941752
Everyone is doing it Anon, the money is unbeatable right now unless you think you can edge the market, but at a high risk of lost capital.
For example, I just pulled 10K out to do long calls and puts since vix is very, very low right now, but my MMF gains will wipe out any losses for a net zero on taxes, even if every position I open goes to zero.

[Anonymous No.55941777]

>>55941752
Also you can write SQQQ puts for nearly the same amount of money and make 10% *weekly* with only slightly more risk.

[Anonymous No.55941778]

well that jackson hole shit was disappointing. Expected a giga crash but turned out to be a pump instead. oh well.

[Anonymous No.55941781]

>>55941778
Thus is life as a bobo

[Anonymous No.55941782]

RiteAid fags got fucked. Rip to that count who had 25k invested

[Anonymous No.55941788]

>>55941778
Because it was more of the same. Market is getting "higher for longer" fatigue.

[Anonymous No.55941796]

>>55941778
He didn't say enough for that, so back to milking the stock market.

[Anonymous No.55941797]

>>55941775
its true, the bond market is a relic of a time that no longer exists.

[Anonymous No.55941801]

>>55941326
holy shit I love boomers sometimes

[Anonymous No.55941804]

So does this weekly candle being green kill all my shorts next week?

Guess we'll find out because I didn't sell my puts.

[Anonymous No.55941808]

>>55941597
Loaded up on puts
So far up .3%

[Anonymous No.55941809]

>>55941778
Weird huh? Oil/gas/heating oil massively up, DXY up, stocks bigly up. What a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.55941813]

>>55941778
The last thing The Fed wants is volatility anon, this is the reason they were created

[Anonymous No.55941815]

>>55941752
lots of people are doing that, a metric ass ton of money is in money market funds and short term bonds right now

[Anonymous No.55941820]

>>55941258
I get filled with rage when I see people go up the ladder quicker than me. Especially when I feel like they don't deserve and I'm objectively better and smarter than them.
Am I the only one

[Anonymous No.55941827]

>>55941813
So now that we have standardized contracts where you can pay according to your risk tolerance to make volatility go away they're an anachronism?

[Anonymous No.55941837]

>>55941813
>Two demons, a demoness, a goy, and a bugman walk into a restaurant, stop me if you've heard this one before

[Anonymous No.55941842]

>>55941820
I don't feel this way at all. I just get annoyed that rent is so expensive but I think I've arranged a work around.

[Anonymous No.55941849]

>>55941777
Checked
Writing puts on a contango dumping stock is low risk? Please explain.

[Anonymous No.55941850]

>>55941326
incredible

[Anonymous No.55941855]

>>55941813
The FED was created to standardize inflation, thus courting volatility.
Also, damn JPow looks uncomfortable. Understandable, I would be too if I had Lagarde at the same table

[Anonymous No.55941864]

>>55941849
I thought about this play all week, but ultimately, I really, really, really, really don't want to be long SQQQ so selling puts on it would be a mistake.

[Anonymous No.55941865]

>>55941747
tiny pullbacks cant stop us. even jerome blessed us

[Anonymous No.55941873]

>>55941258
i seriously can't tell if nvidia is seriously undervalued or overvalued.

[Anonymous No.55941876]

>>55941873
I can tell you this: it is definitely valued

[Anonymous No.55941884]

>>55941326
Boomers.... I yeild

[Anonymous No.55941886]

>>55941873
You can’t? It’s becoming clear they used some creative accounting to justify their sales numbers. In a few months we will see the stock tank back to $200

[Anonymous No.55941889]

whats the best sp500 etf?

[Anonymous No.55941894]

>>55941889
it will always be voo

[Anonymous No.55941897]

>>55941889
SPY if youre planning into getting into options, VOO otherwise

[Anonymous No.55941899]

>>55941886
yeah that is what i was initially thinking. i bought in at 180 so i am already up big, but i don't know if i am going to regret selling it later down the road.

[Anonymous No.55941906]

>>55941813

[Anonymous No.55941910]

>>55941886
Do you have a single fact that can back that up?

[Anonymous No.55941911]

>>55941886
Wait, selling themselves 30B in chips isn't a profit? Are you sure anon?

[Anonymous No.55941916]

Is Ternium the ultimate value play?

>0.63 P/B
>less than 20% institutional ownership
>less than 6% D/E
>10% ROE

Literally can't find any downsides except
>muh latin america risk

[Anonymous No.55941933]

>>55941910
Just look at the deal with CoreWeave. A company back by NVIDIA. They’re selling themselves chips. It’s just ENRON with an extra step

[Anonymous No.55941940]

>>55941916
Pretty much par for the course when looking at south/central america plays.
The market does not give a fuck about any of them. Let the divvies flow.

[Anonymous No.55941944]

>>55941899
Sell it and put it into TBills. Profit is profit and there is always other trades

[Anonymous No.55941946]

To the anon asking why hyperinflation destroys the rich from last thread you have to remember who loses and its those who originate fixed rate loans. Inflation destroys those loans. When the loan originates go up liquidity crisis as traditional lenders go bankrupt and no one wants to originate a new loan causing market wide deleveraging. You own nvda.. Its priced 200+ to earnings. You really want to wait 200 years for that to pay you back? Eating alfredo hope that helps some

[Anonymous No.55941952]

>>55941933
>Single company holding up the US Economy
>Do we let them fraud?
>Yes
Reminder that this stock market is the fakest and gayest one yet

[Anonymous No.55941954]

>>55941940
Yeah but this looks insane even by discounted EM standards. Gonna load up 1% on my 'folio

[Anonymous No.55941955]

>>55941933
Well if you back a company wouldnt you want them to buy your product?

[Anonymous No.55941960]

>>55941955
If I sell myself a sandwich and then eat it, did I make any money?

[Anonymous No.55941962]

>>55941955
PLTR did this same shit where they invest billions in SPAC companies, but forced them to buyback almost all of the investment in PLTR services for a profit. Most of the SPACs failed and it was a complete disaster for the company, pulling them to a value of ~6 per share in January of 2023.

[Anonymous No.55941966]

FYI it's Pumpkin Spice Season, son

[Anonymous No.55941969]

>>55941916
I own it as an inflation hedge along with PBR.

[Anonymous No.55941974]

>>55941966
Not until mid-September, it is 102 degrees outside anon. Also, I'd troon out before going long SBUX.

[Anonymous No.55941975]

>>55941954
That's because it actually has the double discount now of also being a steel play, which are all getting sold to shit on those perpetual China fears.. at least that was the case until the recent US steel takeover talks.

[Anonymous No.55941982]

>>55941974
No it is Pumpkin Spice Season. I was just at an SBUX and the signage is all up.

[Anonymous No.55941988]

>>55941975
But we need infinite steel to rebuild Ukraine

[Anonymous No.55941990]

>>55941974
I have been arguing with coworkers that even though pumpkin spice has been available since early august at Krispy Kreme that august is not fall.

[Anonymous No.55941993]

>>55941960
You increased gdp :^)

Businesses do have to play those types of games though. What is CoreWeave?

[Anonymous No.55942004]

>>55941990
Yeah and you could buy halloween candy in July
Calendars do not matter anymore

[Anonymous No.55942006]

>>55941946
P/E prices in growth. Obviously Nvidia isn't going to grown in the next 10 years to match that P/E, but also there's been research done on the topic and basically what happens is when a new technology comes around the uncertainty spread about the future potential is massive.

Basically no one fucking knows how big AI will actually end up being 10 years from now, but you have to price in the possibility that it literally takes over the world. So what happens is the spread of outcomes is fucking massive and that gets discounted back to the present and you end up with a huge valuation.

As we progress through time and the uncertainty spread gets smaller and smaller the price will hone in around the "real" value of AI. But for now the P/E has to be huge because of that highly uncertain growth.

To be clear I wouldn't go long at this point, I would just stay away. The moment to buy was when the initial GPT mania happened. Now everything is priced in.

[Anonymous No.55942016]

>>55941975
Being contrarian to macroeconomic/geopolitical expectations literally always pays off I swear.

[Anonymous No.55942020]

>>55941988
>we need infinite steel to rebuild Ukraine
Most of the steel headed that way is still focused towards tearing it down, I believe.

[Anonymous No.55942030]

>>55941864
Why? You think QQQ isn't going to take a dump this year?

[Anonymous No.55942037]

Wait, we closed green? Perfect

[Anonymous No.55942049]

My doctor of 20+ years has randomly lost all information pertaining to me and says I was never his patient. Short every single healthcare stock

Buy puts on CVS buy puts on pfizer. SHORT THEM ALL FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.55942050]

>>55941597
Up about 1%
Made back about half that I lost yesterday

[Anonymous No.55942055]

>>55942006
This post was generated by chatgpt as it has no relationship at all to what I posted about.

[Anonymous No.55942058]

>>55941982
No one wants a faggot making them coffee.

[Anonymous No.55942067]

>>55942055
You literally said you'd have to wait 200 years for 200 p/e I explained to you why that's not the case.

[Anonymous No.55942069]

>>55942055
If you look closely you can see it. For some reason he didn't start with the thesis (maybe because it is AI generated or maybe he's just bad at writing.)

[Anonymous No.55942071]

>>55941326
>If you have any comments about our WEB page, you can write us at the address shown above. However, due to the limited number of personnel in our corporate office, we are unable to provide a direct response.
kek

[Anonymous No.55942079]

>>55942030
You do understand that SQQQ is designed to go to zero, right? If you are long-SQQQ, long-term, you will get mathematically destroyed. Go look-up the all-time for SQQQ if you doubt it.

[Anonymous No.55942094]

>>55942079
Yeah but I'm not holding it long term, just till the end of the year max.

[Anonymous No.55942112]

Every single media company that went into streaming memes ran into the exact same rakes that the profit margins just aren't ever there. Netflix gets away with it (for now) with some of the darkest of dark arts accounting tricks this side of TSLA.
Disney will bleed until it abandons it for example.

[Anonymous No.55942116]

>>55942049
But anon, have you considered that... he ACTUALLY was right, and you're just a schizo?
Think about it.

[Anonymous No.55942127]

>>55942067
You sure? Because how are they supposed to grow from fcf when lenders go boom after all their loans sour from hyperinflation? Hyperinflation kills growth by destroying the ability to leverage debt.

[Anonymous No.55942154]

>>55942116
Those things are not mutually exclusive, but I suppose I should entertain the idea

[Anonymous No.55942175]

>>55941326
>no CSS
>just a .html and a .gif
>one of the links is a dead link to an old eBay auction
I'm surprised it's even https://

[Anonymous No.55942177]

>>55941761
>because treasuries will keep selling off as the bond market collapses
that doesnt matter if you're holding to maturity. they pay you back in at 100% face value at maturity

[Anonymous No.55942179]

>>55942094
>Yeah but I'm not holding it long term, just till the end of the year max.
Good Luck, those are famous last words

[Anonymous No.55942188]

>>55941873
>I can't tell if a company that gets $28B/year in sales and not that much room to grow is worth 1.1T or not
gee I don't know it's so hard to tell

[Anonymous No.55942192]

i have a theory that the cyclical nature of fashion is a psyop to demoralize middle age men... ie around the time you hit 40 all the hot young women will be wearing the clothes that the hot young women wore when you were young

[Anonymous No.55942203]

>>55942179
Whats the max you would hold soxl, asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.55942209]

>>55941326
Someone should submit a letter in complaint about the lack of mobile version.
Dual column looks like shit on phones.

[Anonymous No.55942226]

>>55941326
you may not like it but this is what peak internet looks like

[Anonymous No.55942242]

AAAAAAH OPEN THE MARKET; I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, I HATE THE WEEKEND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.55942248]

>>55942242
I'm the opposite, keep the market closed so I dont have to worry about it. The market should only be open 1 day a week

[Anonymous No.55942250]

>>55942248
you should literally have to go to market
bring back floor trading but make it like a grand event
GE Varrock style

[Anonymous No.55942253]

>>55942242
>"Anon, you must relax for two days and spend time with your friends, family, and loved ones doing activities and hobbies you enjoy."

[Anonymous No.55942259]

>>55942248
What about once a year, that way it’s impossible to lose money xD

[Anonymous No.55942267]

>>55942259
unironically this would help retail a lot
so many dumbasses over trade. imagine if you just bought nvidia 1 year ago and were locked in till now. So many idiots just buy and sell for a 30% gain

[Anonymous No.55942275]

Lol ending slightly green today was the absolute fattest middle finger to all retail traders. Who the fuck can swing trade a market like this other than faggots with insider info? And then what's the point of it even for them? Good job boys you won the game you rigged for yourselves I guess

[Anonymous No.55942284]

>>55942071
Some intern has to fold all of those letters into paper airplanes and fly them into the trash. Please think of the papercuts

[Anonymous No.55942286]

>>55941382
Holy kek if you think this is the end of the correction buddy, sorry you bought the bounce though.

[Anonymous No.55942287]

>>55942275
Boglechads laughing

[Anonymous No.55942293]

been eating hard boileds all day and finna drop some absolute rank ones on the missus tonight lads

[Anonymous No.55942310]

>>55942177
It always matters because a liquidity crisis could happen at any time.

[Anonymous No.55942322]

>>55941597
My 200k SPY leaps portfolio always looks sexy. Good day. Good year. Good decade.

[Anonymous No.55942327]

>>55942287
I wonder how all the retards who didn't buy SOXL under 10 are feeling

[Anonymous No.55942334]

>Powell gonna raise rates again

jesus christ, how much higher will they go and for how long? Everything is already too fucking expensive. Even McDonald's costs you over $12 just for a damn double quarter pounder with large fries and soda.

[Anonymous No.55942342]

>>55942253
I CAN ALSO DO THE WHILE THE MARKET IS MOVING. I WANT MOVEMENT. STAGNATION MEANS DEATH.

[Anonymous No.55942353]

>>55942275
have you considered having a time horizon longer than 6 hours my friend

[Anonymous No.55942357]

>>55942334
No one said they're going to raise rates again you absolute tard

[Anonymous No.55942368]

>>55942334
Powell will be forced to cut during the October lockdowns. Inflation is because of return to office mandates. Biden should be arrested and executing commercial real estate investors for inflating America with 9-5 inflationary jobs.

[Anonymous No.55942382]

>>55942357
>Powell: we’re prepared to raise rates further if appropriate

did you even watch it?

[Anonymous No.55942392]

>>55942334
Higher. For. Longer.

[Anonymous No.55942400]

>>55942382
Holy shit you idiots are back from last year LMAO

[Anonymous No.55942408]

>>55942334
Do you really want to know, anon? I'll tell you, but you won't be happy.

6.50% in late 2024

[Anonymous No.55942421]

>>55942368
Memeing but inflation we have now is due to tight labour market. Powells hike campaign only helped subdue the supply side knock on effects from expanding money supply.

[Anonymous No.55942435]

>>55942400
>>55942357
shut the fuck up nigger
>we are prepared to raise rates further if necessary
https://twitter.com/BloombergTV/status/1695079938074743161

[Anonymous No.55942445]

>>55942435
Lmfao get a load of this fucking 14 year old who takes Fedspeak literally

[Anonymous No.55942447]

>>55942408
I bet 10% by Spring 2024

[Anonymous No.55942459]

i'm not gonna lie to you /smg/, august has been a very difficult month. filled with disappointment, doubt, anger, feelings of betrayal, and i suspect a great deal of treachery and unfair dealings. i've tried to make the best of it but my trades seem to enhance my misery, at least in the short term.
even so, here is an update on my business.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrKQvyXpNgc

[Anonymous No.55942467]

>>55942334
>complains about inflation fighting rates
>complains about inflation
Don't buy MCD on credit, retard.

[Anonymous No.55942473]

>>55942447
Impossible, that debt would be unserviceable. JPow would be removed by the FED if he tried.

[Anonymous No.55942476]

Here's a stock tip for you: invest in JNJ, maker of Band Aids
I'm about to switch to shaving with a double edged razor
It's gonna get bloody

[Anonymous No.55942483]

>>55942368
*Arresting
BIDEN should be arresting commercial real estate investors and executing the for financial treason
Fucking autocorrect

[Anonymous No.55942485]

>>55942473
They don't care about debt anymore. They raised the ceiling instead of defaulting, which shows they give no fucks.

[Anonymous No.55942495]

I just worked out that swing trading an average of +0.25% total a day with just 15k savings would make enough to never have to work again

[Anonymous No.55942499]

>>55942459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ml3nyww80

[Anonymous No.55942505]

>>55942467
But I don't even use credit cards...

[Anonymous No.55942507]

>>55942499
based

[Anonymous No.55942515]

>>55942476
>shaving rather than occasionally lightly trimming
ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.55942517]

>>55942515
I shave my full head every day

[Anonymous No.55942520]

>>55942495
based
a
s
e
d

[Anonymous No.55942524]

>>55942505
So why are you complaining about high Fed rates in relation to the cost of MCDs?

[Anonymous No.55942532]

>>55942505
I dont even own a single credit card

[Anonymous No.55942535]

>>55942476
Its not so bad. You have to shave every other day or itll get long and start pulling though. Make sure both the skin is hot and the blades hot.

[Bobo No.55942541]

>>55942524
McDeez Nuts!
Ha!
>got em

[Anonymous No.55942542]

>>55942532
Me either, they changed the kinds of letters they send to me many years ago.

[Anonymous No.55942560]

>>55942495
>just gain +0.25% every single day bro
>just gain +88% every single year dude
>just live on $13k/year man

[Anonymous No.55942561]

Another day. Glad I sold my HE once the news broke they weren't gonna do any restructuring (aka fancy term for asset sales). I figured the next move was the divvy ax. Knew once that happened the stock would fall like a rock. Sigh can't outrun the bill collectors anymore; hell got a damn bill notice on my phone today. What a shat. There I was asleep nice and relaxed at my desk and it got ruined by that ding sound on my phone as the message came in.

[Anonymous No.55942572]

V SHAPE RECOOOOOVERY ON THE MONTHLY FUEL OIL

[Anonymous No.55942578]

>Marathon to Shut Third-Largest US Oil Refinery After Storage Tank Fire - Bloomberg
>Garyville plant has suffered three fires in less than a year
>Louisiana residents have been ordered to evacuate vicinity
Uh gasoil bros....

[Anonymous No.55942591]

>>55942578
are russians doing this to raise oil price?

[Anonymous No.55942595]

>>55942578
>>55942572
You knew it was coming, yet you did nothing.

[Anonymous No.55942605]

>>55942421
>ignoring the energy inflation even as we empty the SPR

[Anonymous No.55942612]

>>55942591
Shitposting aside russia is actually selling cheap oil to the Saudis which they use for their power generation plants and them they sell higher market prices oil abroad

[Anonymous No.55942613]

>>55942560
That's minimum wage for us europoors anon. Just make 1 or 2 trades a day, even as low as 0.05% if necessary.
Check any decent stock, look at the 1Day chart from open to close. Over the course of opening hours to afternoon, you will 99.9% likely see a fluctuation that at some point will let you buy/sell for this positive gain. Once it's done, log out and continue the rest of your day

[Anonymous No.55942620]

>>55942560
Anyone who can't live on 13k a year is a dumbass, lives in an expensive city, or both

[Anonymous No.55942621]

>>55942613
this is profoundly retarded to think you can do this my friend, i hope you are under 20 years old

[Anonymous No.55942633]

>>55942620
No shit if I lost my job and had to minimum wage I'm going back to live with my family. No way I'm paying rent with that shit

[Anonymous No.55942636]

>>55942613
You could aim your goal a little higher you know.

[Anonymous No.55942642]

>>55941873
It is perfectly valued. The next 7 billion years of growth are priced in. It will crab at exactly this price forever, killing calls and puts.

[Anonymous No.55942651]

>>55942636
Getting +0.4%/day would double my wages then, if you wish

[Anonymous No.55942669]

>>55942613
>buy intraday low because of muh fluctuations
>it goes even lower and doesn't go back up
>you don't gain +0.25% that day
I guarantee you that you haven't done what you're talking about for a year and gotten a +88% gain out of it

[Anonymous No.55942690]

>>55941326
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.55942739]

>>55942310
>It always matters because a liquidity crisis could happen at any time.
lol how the fuck does a liquidity crisis affect a retail investor? that's institutional shit. is anon going to need to liquidate his T-bills at a loss to raise cash for himself?

it's literally just his free cash. he will not need it before maturity

[Anonymous No.55942750]

The incredibly intelligent female HOOD investment strategist absolutely nailed today, 2 days ago.

https://learn.robinhood.com/weekly-rundown/tUkDadMvTpF61S0DqHjld/

[Anonymous No.55942756]

>>55942560
Quit spending on avacado toast and gucci belts, stupid millennial

[Anonymous No.55942767]

>>55942334
>how much higher will they go and for how long? Everything is already too fucking expensive
raising rates is supposed to combat inflation so we dont get rising prices anymore. just dont take out a fucking loan for anything you can't pay back in-full before the interest payments start. dont carry a credit card balance month-to-month

>>55942357
>No one said they're going to raise rates again you absolute tard
a raise is still on the table, but they dont even need to raise any more, shit's already fucked

>>55942445
>Lmfao get a load of this fucking 14 year old who takes Fedspeak literally
jerome has been true to his word throughout the rate hikes process though

[Anonymous No.55942772]

>>55942750
>female

[Anonymous No.55942786]

>>55942750
I literally navigate most cities using the sun/moon/stars because I don't own a phone.

[Anonymous No.55942788]

my favorite threads on 4chan are cyclist hate threads and /smg/

[Anonymous No.55942797]

>>55942786
I literally navigate ur mom's muff using smell because it overwhelms all other senses and can't find my way out, been lost in here for days

[Anonymous No.55942848]

>no mumu or bobo spam today
what happened?

[Anonymous No.55942858]

I took some shrooms today and while they haven't even kicked in I kinda wishing I didn't LEVERAGEMAX with shit like soxl. Why the fuck did I have to learn about leveraged funds right at the literal end of their bull run.

[Anonymous No.55942868]

>>55942858
Bro wtf are you talking about? We are absolutely no where near the top of big tech and semis

>>55942848
>No bear spam
Lol

[Anonymous No.55942875]

>>55942858
valuable lessons are expensive.

[Anonymous No.55942878]

>>55942868
> We are absolutely no where near the top of big tech and semis
I see we’ve reached “delusion” on the chart.

[Anonymous No.55942880]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdrL3QxjyVw

[Anonymous No.55942883]

>>55942848
Unironically I'm on my laptop the last days and I have all that shit saved there, and I was too lazy to download or send it from pc.

[Anonymous No.55942885]

>>55942875
I ended up losing 52k and essentially torched my investment accounts to zero with them. Plus side I am golden for awhile on taxes.
>>55942868
Leverage decay bites. NVDA went to ATH and SOXL didn't even get back half its value.

[Anonymous No.55942895]

>>55942883
I have not all that shit saved there.

[Anonymous No.55942903]

>>55942878
Remember when you idiots were saying dumb shit like that last year? I member

>>55942885
That's not leverage decay fag that's just called ETF weighting

[Anonymous No.55942904]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcVQJJoD45w

[Anonymous No.55942912]

>>55942903
>1yr performance
>SOXX = +26%
>SOXL = +29.9%
>After a unrestricted six month bull run in semis

[Anonymous No.55942919]

>>55942903
>Remember when you idiots were saying dumb shit like that last year? I member
lmao yeah a lot of people got heemed by nvidia for shorting it too early

[Anonymous No.55942923]

>>55942912
that's not how you're supposed to use LETFs, nigtard

[Anonymous No.55942925]

>>55942912
Now check from October until now sweaty

[Anonymous No.55942931]

>>55942912
You forgot the part where on August 1st SOXL was up 63% over the last year and 180% ytd you disingenuous faggot. Further proving that retail bears have literally no idea how to zoom out further than a month

[Anonymous No.55942942]

>UPS drivers are now set to make $170,000 when including benefits
https://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-become-a-ups-driver-170k-2023-8

Wait, what, fucking 170K?

[Anonymous No.55942944]

>>55942923
>>55942925
>>55942931
>Wtf I know exactly when to buy and sell SOXL
you fuckers got lucky that the market went back to plugging its ears and pumped NVDA to ATH from gamma squeeze like Tesla experienced.

[Anonymous No.55942946]

>>55942942
Doesn't actuallty beat inflation wage losses for them initially.

[Anonymous No.55942947]

Anyone else slurping carnival?

[Anonymous No.55942960]

>>55942944
Brah are you fucking kidding me with this shit? I get that you're mad you weren't smart enough to just buy SOXL under 10 but lmao

[Anonymous No.55942965]

>>55942944
>doesn’t know macd

[Anonymous No.55942967]

>>55942942
I make 120k as a chef at Wendy's

[Anonymous No.55942969]

>>55942947
>Cruise lines
There are better ways to be surrounded by insane women.

[Anonymous No.55942976]

>>55942944
that isn't exactly luck it was when inflation peaked... i literally wrote an article about how it could be the inflection point and used historical images compiled by bloomberg

turned out to be 100% correct, too bad i'm a pussy and didnt buy calls

[Anonymous No.55942981]

>>55942969
I'm not sure you'll be able to fix this one, anon

[Anonymous No.55942991]

[Anonymous No.55943002]

>>55942976
you're worth responding to. I don't believe that NVDA rallying 300% and running all the way to ATH on the belief that ChatGPt is going to somehow transform the world. They are a trillion dollar company with half the revenue of a 100 billion dollar company.

[Anonymous No.55943008]

>>55942942
Now remember that for that 170k your sitting in what amounts to an oven for long periods and having to move around, in some cases, 60+lb boxes,other items up stairs, etc. Dealing with the family pit bull to. But on the plus side of it; I guess you get to meet lots of lonely young housewives, young single girls,etc on your daily route.

[Anonymous No.55943013]

>>55942991
>Analyst take
Extremelly bullish

[Anonymous No.55943014]

>>55942942
>when including benefits

[Anonymous No.55943025]

>>55942942
i actually was a driver for 4 years before i became a firefighter. the pay is solid (way better than what i am currently getting lmao), but it is an extremely competitive position and 99% of the time requires AT least 2 years of ups warehouse experience. it is extremely hard on your body if you are not /fit/ too. great job for those willing to actually work, just not something i wanted to do for my entire life.

[Anonymous No.55943027]

>>55942991
>thinks the crash will happen as long as they keep jacking rates

Newfag detected

[Anonymous No.55943029]

>>55942991

[Anonymous No.55943034]

>>55942942
Literally the end of the West

[Anonymous No.55943037]

>>55942942
warehouse experience is probably something like 5 years now i would imagine, and you always get really shitty routes and part time hours in the beginning.

[Anonymous No.55943043]

>>55943025
>earning less as a firefighter
Huh?

[Anonymous No.55943046]

>>55942942
>including benefits
>120k bonus after 30 year continuous employment completion pending:
>positive annual evaluation
>no write-ups
>no call-ins
>no disability, medical insurance usage

[Anonymous No.55943051]

>>55943043
bro i make 52k a year now. i just like the job. i was getting double that as a ups driver.

[Anonymous No.55943058]

>>55943027
>doesn't understand that the pivot can be a capitulation to crashing
zoomer or millennial detected

[Anonymous No.55943086]

have a good weekend, /smg/

[Anonymous No.55943092]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.55943099]

>>55943086

[Anonymous No.55943125]

whatever the rest of the world is doing wrong, I need them to stop so the dollar can die

[Anonymous No.55943143]

>>55943141
>>55943141
>>55943141

[Anonymous No.55943179]

>>55942947
>Anyone else slurping carnival?
CCL is ok but the upside is 2x max. not really that lucrative unless you want to lever up

[Anonymous No.55943989]

>>55941268
SPX 6900 long term goal.