/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55939574]

Amy Edition


>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>55938651

[Anonymous No.55939593]

>WIPE AWAY THE GAAAINS

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.55939594]

Can the fucking market make up it's dog gone mind?

[Anonymous No.55939597]

I wish I understood the syock market

[Anonymous No.55939599]

IT IS WHAT IT IS

[Anonymous No.55939600]

Oppai

[Anonymous No.55939603]

>>55939594
it bounced at a very obvious trendline and now we get chop on the way back down to it
whether we get there today or next week, yet to be seen
but we will go back down

[Anonymous No.55939608]

I'm going to drink again

[Anonymous No.55939619]

So Powell unironically said nothing new but we're still dumping anyway? Lol. See you Monday when everything moons

[Anonymous No.55939620]

total shit show

[Anonymous No.55939622]

>they bet against the bank of japan

do you know how many accounts blew up trying to bet against the boj? Why did we bounce today? Japan made a phone call to Powell last week and told him the same shit they said last October when the yen was about to crash every market to pandemic levels. Get your dogshit currency, the dollar, down

As a result, Powell delivered an incredibly dovish speech, tanking (or at least trying to) the dollar and yields. Powell could have absolutely crashed markets today if he wanted. But he didn't.

Suffice to say, its risk on. Powell and the bank of japan have your back

[Anonymous No.55939623]

>>55939574
UH OH NVDA UH OH STINKY

[Anonymous No.55939625]

>>55939608
Friday night is the only night I drink alcoholicanon. Once works over I will be joining you in the land of inebriation after good ol' fashioned week of getting heemed in the market.

[Anonymous No.55939627]

Not fucking buying.

[Anonymous No.55939628]

Are (You) red today? NO BOIL NIGGER IDENTIFIED.

[Anonymous No.55939630]

>>55939622
name one thing jpow said that was dovish today

[Anonymous No.55939629]

>>55939619
we literally went up after he opened his mouth

[Anonymous No.55939631]

This market is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.55939635]

What are the downsides of putting in 25k and just becoming a day trader, do you get taxed more or something?

[Anonymous No.55939636]

/smg/ doesn’t remember shemitah….

[Anonymous No.55939637]

>>55939627
>Not fucking buying.
BUY TLT YOU FUCKING NONCE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55939644]

>>55939599
A SHORT LADDER ATTACK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.55939646]

>>55939635
UNIRONIC TOP OF THE MARKET DETECTED

[Anonymous No.55939650]

>>55939637

CHEESE

[Anonymous No.55939652]

>>55939630

"data dependent"

[Anonymous No.55939653]

>>55939625
nice I'll be here all day. I actually have to work tomorrow but they can't stop me

[Anonymous No.55939654]

>>55939619
No good news is bad news
It helps to think of the stock market like a unmedicated woman with severe anxiety and abandonment issues

[Anonymous No.55939658]

>>55939636
I was watching all during it, it's already passed.

[Anonymous No.55939659]

>>55939652
thats not dovish
the fed uses lagging data
by the time they see something going wrong, itll be too late

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55939662]

>NVDA below where it was at earnings
That's another Biden win!

[Anonymous No.55939664]

Everything is shaping up for a massive 1pm crash

If you can't see it, you hole is about to get jacksoned

[Anonymous No.55939665]

just fucking lmao at the ABSOLUTE state of nvidiots

[Anonymous No.55939666]

>>55939637
Im into that body type but thats one ugly chick
Fat does not help all tits equally
Fucking anglo face disgusting

[Anonymous No.55939671]

>>55939658
Calendar was off by a year

[Anonymous No.55939672]

>>55939662
LITERALLY NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.55939673]

>>55939637
I would
>>55939635
Jesus Christ on a cracker there's no way this isn't trolling.
>>55939636
Super shemitah at that

[Anonymous No.55939681]

Predictions for Disney Stocks?

[Anonymous No.55939682]

>>55939681
gay faggot stock goes lower

[Anonymous No.55939686]

All in puts

[Anonymous No.55939691]

How can i get my penis Erect ? this has been a reoccurring problem

[Anonymous No.55939693]

Macy's is at 52 week low
about 4.5 p/e
anyone slurping

[Anonymous No.55939694]

>>55939671
Roman calendar != Hebrew calendar
Plus making a big deal about it ahead of time counts as an early warning for karmic purposes.

[Anonymous No.55939695]

>>55939659

it's always been dovish language because it means all it takes is two bad payroll reports (regardless of where CPI stands) to warrant a policy change. Shitty data = yields down/dollar down = risk on, until something breaks

the question is if you think the data from here is going to get progressively better or worse, and I think everybody agrees it's going to get worse (bullish).

The market doesn't *really* crash until yields dump. So this isn't the "big one" if you're short

[Anonymous No.55939696]

>>55939646
>>55939673
why would he be trolling?

[Anonymous No.55939700]

>>55939686
>snapchat
Somebodies got some dick pics

[Anonymous No.55939710]

>>55939695
this isnt the crash
its still a systematic selloff and walking down of equities
crashes dont happen until theres fear

[Anonymous No.55939711]

>>55939696
>bros should I do this insanely risky thing that will in all likelihood lose all of my money? I think I could make it work even though I'm asking nooblet questions.
Nigga

[Anonymous No.55939720]

>>55939693
I don't think Macy's has ever really recovered from getting a new CEO years ago who was like "yeah fuck all those coupons that you're used to, we're just gonna have LOW prices every day!" then their sales went to shit because shoppers were like "I want my fucking coupons" because psychologically, they were conditioned to think no coupons = bad deal, not buying. Said CEO was fired within a year or two IIRC, but I don't think they ever truly came back from that. And I think big department stores like that are a dying breed anyhow.

[Anonymous No.55939723]

>>55939691
tried pictures of cute traps?

[Anonymous No.55939724]

>>55939711
do you get taxed more or something

[Anonymous No.55939731]

MULN is the most predictable day trade

[Anonymous No.55939732]

>>55939646
>>55939673
Help would be appreciated Google doesnt tell me shit about the tax implications of becoming a pdt

[Anonymous No.55939735]

>inflation still too high
90% of it is shelter cost. How is the Fed going to get companies to build homes and landlords to stop raising rents? 60+% of homes are either paid off or have a 30 year rate less than 4%. Those homes are gone from the housing market. You have to motivate those sellers. They need to lose their jobs.

[Anonymous No.55939738]

>>55939720
you seem pretty in the know anon. I didn't even research that far. I agree from a long term perspective, amazon is going to eat their shit. But as a short term play I'm hoping it works out

[Anonymous No.55939740]

>>55939619
You have the attention span of this nigger, it's going to continue crabbing. The daily mumu bobo shit is silly.

[Anonymous No.55939743]

>>55939732
bro just go get in a money market account, real talk

[Anonymous No.55939744]

>>55939723
there's no such thing tho

[Anonymous No.55939746]

>>55939735
>How is the Fed going to get companies to build homes and landlords to stop raising rents
>They need to lose their jobs.
Yes.

[Anonymous No.55939747]

>>55939710

If you're not in the "This is the big one" short camp, then the question is simply "How low does it go before it gets an impulse bounce", and looking at a dozen charts, this is the spot it bounces. Big negative gex rollover today as well as volatility crush due to lack of event risk should set a squeeze up into next week. I mean the SPY is down 6%, QQQ 8.5%, IWM 8.5%, BAKA 11%, that's a median garden variety pull back

[Anonymous No.55939749]

>>55939732

Pattern Day Trading (PDT) is a designation given by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to traders who execute four or more day trades within a five-business-day period using a margin account. A day trade is defined as buying and selling (or selling short and then buying to cover) the same security on the same day. Becoming classified as a pattern day trader can have certain tax implications:

Capital Gains and Losses: Day trading involves frequent buying and selling of securities, which can lead to capital gains or losses. Any profits earned from day trading are considered capital gains and are subject to taxes. Short-term capital gains (gains from assets held for one year or less) are typically taxed at your ordinary income tax rate, which can be higher than the tax rate for long-term capital gains.

Wash Sale Rules: Traders need to be aware of the wash sale rule. This rule prevents traders from claiming a loss on the sale of a security if a "substantially identical" security is purchased within 30 days before or after the sale. While this rule is primarily intended for investors, it can impact day traders as well.

Tax Deductions: As a pattern day trader, you might be able to deduct certain trading-related expenses, such as platform fees, data subscriptions, and other direct costs associated with your trading activities. However, these deductions are subject to certain limitations and criteria set by the IRS.

Self-Employment Taxes: Pattern day traders who engage in trading as their primary source of income might be considered self-employed for tax purposes. This means they could be subject to self-employment taxes, which cover Social Security and Medicare taxes typically paid by employees and employers. Self-employed individuals are responsible for paying both sides of these taxes.

[Anonymous No.55939750]

>>55939735
>90% of it is shelter cost.
Housing costs are purposely removed from the inflation calculation.

[Anonymous No.55939751]

>>55939671
>we can just move the goal posts until the big bad thing finally happens and then say it was the big bad Jew year
Yeah, no. Gas the kikes and all that, but I ain't buyin' outright bullshit from pseudo-schizo YouTubers. I require my schizoisms to be genuine authentic.

[Anonymous No.55939754]

>>55939747
i think theres too much weakness in the market with dealers being negative gamma
we need the vix to start shooting over 20 before we see some real attempts at a bounce
all i see right now is the main 7 stocks desperate to hold on

[Anonymous No.55939755]

>>55939732
Tax implications are anything held less than a year are taxed at regular income rates, not cap gains. It’s not that difficult anon.

[Anonymous No.55939757]

>>55939732
short term capital gains counts as income and is taxed as income. whether you're a PDT or not. there is no additional penalty for being PDT

[Anonymous No.55939759]

>>55939749
Record Keeping: Accurate record-keeping is crucial for day traders. You need to maintain detailed records of all your trades, including dates, quantities, prices, and any associated fees. This information will be essential for accurately calculating your gains, losses, and applicable taxes.

Estimated Quarterly Taxes: Since pattern day traders often do not have taxes withheld from their trading income, they are required to make estimated quarterly tax payments to the IRS. This helps you avoid penalties for underpayment of taxes throughout the year.

State Taxes: In addition to federal taxes, you'll need to consider any state-level taxes that apply to your trading activities.

Tax Treatment of Different Securities: Different types of securities (stocks, options, futures, cryptocurrencies, etc.) can have varying tax treatments. It's important to understand the specific tax rules for the securities you are trading.

It's highly recommended that pattern day traders consult a qualified tax professional or financial advisor who is well-versed in the tax implications of day trading. Tax laws can be complex and subject to change, and a professional can provide personalized guidance based on your specific situation and trading activities.

[Anonymous No.55939761]

>warned for posting a braphog
Fuck the faggot nigger jannies
>>55939731
>MULN
What exactly makes it predictable?

[Anonymous No.55939769]

bros this is the highest I've seen

[Anonymous No.55939773]

>>55939738
Oh yeah, sure, might be worth it in the short term. I haven't really researched them tbqh, I just remember that being in the news at the time and people being pissed off about muh coupons. Hell, that was the only reason I ever shopped at Macy's either, when they sent me 30% off coupons in the mail. I knew it was a shitty idea. Kohl's started restricting their coupons a few years ago as well and it's had a negative impact on their sales also. The ONLY reason people shop at places like that is when they have coupons so they think they're getting a bargain. Well, that and they can put purchases on a store credit card.

[Anonymous No.55939774]

>>55939761
Based Janni. Stop posting whores. Simple.

[Anonymous No.55939775]

>>55939723
Try lusty waifu succubus instead

[Anonymous No.55939780]

WTFWT???????????

[Anonymous No.55939785]

>>55939769
TASTY

[Anonymous No.55939786]

>>55939755
Man, Buc-ees kicks ass.

[Anonymous No.55939787]

>>55939735
CPI excludes housing and tuition else it's be at like 25% yoy

[Anonymous No.55939792]

>>55939759
Estimated quarterly taxes are not required. 1099 self employed people like myself pay quarterly sometimes we don’t, it’s not required it’s just suggested by your CPA since you don’t get hit with a big tax bill when you file

[Anonymous No.55939799]

>>55939792
You're correct, estimated quarterly taxes are not strictly required for all self-employed individuals, but they are often recommended to help individuals manage their tax obligations and avoid a large tax bill when they file their annual tax return. Estimated quarterly taxes are typically paid by individuals who receive income that isn't subject to withholding, such as self-employment income, dividends, and capital gains.

[Anonymous No.55939800]

>>55939787
cpi includes both housing and education

[Anonymous No.55939806]

>>55939732
I'll tell you a little secret anon, just don't tell okay?
Here goes: taxes are only for people dumb enough to pay them.

[Anonymous No.55939809]

>>55939691
Just get your wife to lick your shaft
Gets me from 0-100 every time

[Anonymous No.55939812]

>>55939759
>>55939749

this is just gay and boring

[Anonymous No.55939815]

Do I buy more NVDA puts or am I about to get fucked

[Anonymous No.55939816]

>>55939799
>>55939759
Why do your posts sound like they were written by ChatGPT? Are you a robot?

[Anonymous No.55939819]

>>55939806
Ok, Wesley snipes

[Anonymous No.55939821]

If the rates continue until morale improves, I'm just going to keep rolling 4 week T bills. It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.55939822]

>>55939691
Take the statue pill. Hard marble grills = hard pp like marble.

[Anonymous No.55939826]

Rate kikes will continue.

[Anonymous No.55939827]

>>55939815
I'd hedge with calls instead of buying more puts but I'm boring.

[Anonymous No.55939830]

>>55939816
No, you are currently interacting with a human, which is a member of the species Homo sapiens, which is the only surviving species of the genus Homo within the family Hominidae (the great apes).. My responses are thought up based o data that I've studied throughout my life, and I aim to provide helpful and accurate information based on the questions I receive. If you have any further questions or topics you'd like to discuss, feel free to let me know!

[Anonymous No.55939831]

>>55939622
I've been shorting yen for weeks now. It's free money. Free borrowing, free gains.

[Anonymous No.55939841]

>>55939754

The premise of a bounce is contingent on an actual rotation, most likely led by value/defensives. If we do rally from here I do not think tech/semis will lead, nor should they. Today tech is the second worst performing sector, even after the NVDA blowout earnings. Leaders (excluding XLE/crude proxy): XLU, XLV, XLP. All defensives.

NVDA, AAPL, MSFT all produced new ATH meanwhile:

XLU: -20% from highs
XLP: -11% from highs
XLF: -19% from highs

Regardless, I am buying calls on bank and utility stocks if the end of day confirms a strong move up

[Anonymous No.55939849]

>>55939792
Estimated tax payments are mandatory if you want to avoid penalties. For some states the penalties are pretty harsh, for the federal tax it's comparable to margin loan interest rates. If you wouldn't take out a margin loan right now, you probably shouldn't be holding off on quarterly taxes.

[Anonymous No.55939851]

>tfw now is the time to buy TLT and IEF
You ARE buying, right?

[Anonymous No.55939859]

>>55939841
the rotations are all trash because they last for barely a day or two and then they rotate elsewhere
theyre playing hot potato, not doing proper cycle rotations that you would be used to in less schizo market times
personally im waiting for the big rotation into small caps that actually sticks

[Anonymous No.55939862]

>>55939851
Bought some GOVT, thinking about buying more SHY now that the 2 year yield is over 5%

[Anonymous No.55939871]

>>55939849
I don’t live in commiefornia, NYC or chiraq. There’s no penalty for not paying quarterly state income no federal income taxes are only due 1 time a year. Payroll taxes are a different story.

[Anonymous No.55939894]

>>55939849
>>55939871
>giving a fuck in the most crooked and rigged timeline ever with peak degeneracy and literally no future ahead

[Anonymous No.55939909]

>Wall Street's main indexes edged higher in volatile trading on Friday as investors assessed Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell's speech where he acknowledged cooling inflation
fucking JPow teabagging the world
i love it
haha
lmao even

[Anonymous No.55939910]

>>55939894
>bro just don't pay your taxes lmao what's the worst they can do, put you in prison?
t. man sitting in prison

[Anonymous No.55939916]

So, Vinfast (VFS) is an obvious short; right???

[Anonymous No.55939917]

>>55939735
Did Powell actually say the rent is too damn high?

[Anonymous No.55939925]

WOULD
I would say someone get us some nudes, they have to be out there, but there are none out there on this wholesome tradwife material. Imagine having your lady make all this money for you and her still be loyal. We could just lay around doin' HOOD trades together all day in between fooks and sooks. SNEED you racistards!

[Anonymous No.55939932]

>>55939910
being locked up in a slave system vs being locked up in a cell isnt that much of a difference

[Anonymous No.55939947]

For over a thousand years Roman conquerors returning from wars enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeters, musicians and strange animals from conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children robed in white stood with him in the chariot or rode the trace horses. A slave, who bore a striking resemblance to late-2010s adult actress Piper Perri stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown, and whispering in his ear a warning: “You DID buy puts, didn’t you anon?”
– General George S. Patton, Jr.

[Anonymous No.55939948]

BOIL

[Anonymous No.55939952]

>>55939932
you're not wrong, but prison has more nogs that try to creamwreck your bussy

[Anonymous No.55939955]

Should I short CVNA?

[Anonymous No.55939980]

>>55939932
>bro you're already in a prison why not be in a literal one haha I'm so edgy and BASED!
I do get where you're coming from, truly, but not paying taxes is retarded. You'd be better served getting an extremely Jewish CPA and having them find you every single deduction possible and a few dozen you wouldn't have even thought of. If you're really hardline then just move to Saudi Arabia and pay no taxes on any trades stock crypto or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.55939985]

I just woke up
I'm up 29% on the soxs

[Anonymous No.55939989]

FUCK THE CRAB AWAY

[Anonymous No.55940007]

>>55939932
>wagie thinks his taxes are too high
>tries to be edgy and says dont pay them
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.55940008]

>>55939948
Based
I should've bought back into the UNG dip this morning but I'm stacking cash for slurping next month.

[Anonymous No.55940017]

>>55939989
Do NOT fuck crabs.

[Anonymous No.55940018]

>>55939985
well done
also that pic is peak comfy

[Anonymous No.55940031]

>>55939815
Are the premium still fucked? If yes buy something else

[Anonymous No.55940051]

>>55940017
I WILL FUCK THOSE CRABS RIGHT IN THE CRUSSY

[Anonymous No.55940069]

>>55940051
Look at that hydrodynamic motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.55940079]

>>55939603
They need to hurry the fuck up, I'm about to lose all my money on ABNB puts.

[Anonymous No.55940087]

>>55940079
bro why are you in abnb puts when its at a huge support zone
braindead

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55940100]

New Bidenomics just dropped, chud.

[Anonymous No.55940114]

>>55940100
Not even hiding it anymore huh?

[Anonymous No.55940124]

Hey guys is my strategy retarded?
I’m investing about 1k a month into the stock market. $200 comes from a 75% yield dividend stock tsly. And another $200 from nvdy. I’m not dripping.

$500 comes from cash a month.

I have a 401k and still put away 1k into savings a month.
So with these high yields I’ll have made my initial buy in dividends in may. Provided Tesla doesn’t go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.55940126]

>>55940087
TA IS BULLSHIT IT'S GOING DOWN.

[Anonymous No.55940127]

>>55940100
Hmm I wonder who wrote this article

[Anonymous No.55940133]

>>55940100
>they changed the title
LMAO

[Anonymous No.55940137]

>>55940126
bro pick a better chart if youre gonna do dumb options shit
you missed the move in abnb, im sorry

[Anonymous No.55940138]

>>55940127
Fella by the name of Boris Zhitkov it looks like.

[Anonymous No.55940139]

I'm to scared to look at what the market is doing. Think I'll just wait till Monday to look and hopefully I'm alright. Rate my strategy? Sometimes not looking and panic selling is better then panic selling.

[Anonymous No.55940141]

>>55940138
Think thats the image.

[Anonymous No.55940142]

im so sick of all of this bullshit

[Anonymous No.55940143]

>>55940139
Pic related is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.55940146]

>>55940100
Say what now

[Anonymous No.55940147]

>>55940100
I don't know if i'm more bothered by the article itself or the fact that things have reached such a state that i am not surprised the times would publish it.

[Anonymous No.55940148]

>>55940127

[Anonymous No.55940153]

>>55940124
Based TSLY dividend aristocrat

[Anonymous No.55940161]

>>55940126
I'm yelling timber

[Anonymous No.55940166]

>>55939989
MY STACK IS IN RUINS

[Anonymous No.55940169]

at least dow is up ;)

[Anonymous No.55940178]

>>55940169
Mr. Russell doin thangs.

[Anonymous No.55940182]

>>55940017
i feel so bad for this kitty prob lost a part of its paw

[Anonymous No.55940191]

Is Nvidia going to be investigated for fraudulent earnings or something?

[Anonymous No.55940193]

>>55940182
Cats aren't known for their intelligence. I think they decided to put all their points in DEX.

[Anonymous No.55940197]

>>55940191
no. why?

[Anonymous No.55940205]

>>55940100
I mean the biggest problem with a democracy is when you have a complacent populace that doesn't actually care about the political system, and it's twice as bad when everyone is retarded.

[Anonymous No.55940207]

>>55940133
What is/was it before/after?

[Anonymous No.55940209]

>>55940193
cant expect the cat to know if it first time sees a crab

[Anonymous No.55940210]

DUMP ALERT ITS UNEQUIVOCALLY JOEVER

[Anonymous No.55940217]

>>55940209
It's evolution, baby.

[Anonymous No.55940226]

PYPL bros I'm back, bought my bags back for cheaper

[Anonymous No.55940229]

>>55940207
Here's the new one

[Anonymous No.55940232]

tech trannies, how do you like them apples?

[Anonymous No.55940234]

>>55940209
>>55940182
Curiosity, etc.

[Anonymous No.55940236]

>>55940226
I have puts aimed at 59, looks like we're not going back there though

[Anonymous No.55940246]

>>55940217
Orange cats are the dum ones.

[Anonymous No.55940247]

>>55940229
Well thats undeniably true

[Anonymous No.55940253]

>>55940229
The article isn't bad, it's just that it doesn't go all the way
>we should pick random people by lottery to lead
Yeah it's called monarchy lmao fucking morons trying to reinvent the wheel

[Anonymous No.55940255]

>>55939871
>no federal income taxes are only due 1 time a year
Provably incorrect. The IRS website has the facts.

>https://www.irs.gov/businesses/small-businesses-self-employed/estimated-taxes
Who Must Pay Estimated Tax?
>Individuals, including sole proprietors, partners, and S corporation shareholders, generally have to make estimated tax payments if they expect to owe tax of $1,000 or more when their return is filed.
The 1040-ES form used to calculate payments owed has a bit more detail:
>General Rule
>In most cases, you must pay estimated tax for 2023 if both of the following apply.
>1. You expect to owe at least $1,000 in tax for 2023, after subtracting your withholding and refundable credits.
>2. You expect your withholding and refundable credits to be less than the smaller of:
>a. 90% of the tax to be shown on your 2023 tax return, or
>b. 100% of the tax shown on your 2022 tax return
>If your adjusted gross income (AGI) for 2022 was more than $150,000 ($75,000 if your filing status for 2023 is married filing separately), substitute 110% for 100% in (2b)

Here are the current penalty interest rates charged for underpayment:
>https://www.irs.gov/payments/quarterly-interest-rates

If you're wondering how you're supposed to pay now when you don't know whether you'll still have gains come December, the answer is that you can calculate profits realized within each quarter, and pay based on an annualized representation of those quarters. There are more complex sheets for calculating this. Most likely if you have already realized substantial gains though, it makes sense to just pay the standard quarterly tax bill which is annual / 4.
It should also be noted that our federal government uses a retarded definition of "quarter" such that the Spring quarter is only May/June, Q3 goes through August, and Q4 covers the last 4 months. Even though this is frontloaded, both methods of estimation will still result in matching calculations that require frontloading your payments.

[Anonymous No.55940259]

>>55940246
Hey, watch it pal.

[Anonymous No.55940266]

>>55940226
You didn't wash sale yourself, didja anon?

[Anonymous No.55940269]

>>55940236
that would be a pretty small dip and yeah it's not clear if we'll go there again, doesn't matter much to me. I think I'm unironically going to swing PYPL a few more times since it doesn't seem to want to go much lower but also doesn't have a strong uptrend.

[Anonymous No.55940272]

is today Hannaku or something it's getting really really jewish?

[Anonymous No.55940278]

>>55940266
I'm a Yuropoor, we don't have wash sale rules nor PDT bullshit, we can buy and sell the same thing 30 times a day.

[Anonymous No.55940285]

>>55940229
greeks even brought this up from time to time. there is a large correlation between wanting to run, and shouldn't be running.

[Anonymous No.55940287]

imagine caring about wash sales
feels like 2021 all over again in here

[Anonymous No.55940304]

Are BB calls the way to go or am I a dumb fuck if I get some

[Anonymous No.55940309]

So when do I know its time to short vinfast? I thought the EV bubble had popped

[Anonymous No.55940311]

>>55940229
>>55940285
not going to read their gay article and give clicks. Put if democracy bad because retards can vote and run

and dictators/centralized power bad because invariably it gets abused

then what are we left with

[Anonymous No.55940313]

>>55940253
it should unironically be a lottery, each "candidate" is provided the same resources. then a vote is held on who the population thinks the best of the lottery pool is.

[Anonymous No.55940317]

>>55940287
It doesn't matter if it's not a lot, if you're doing wash sales all the time and not factoring it into your taxes or doing wash sales with a real amount of money you are an idiot.

[Anonymous No.55940321]

NVIDIA option gamblers got scammed so hard

[Anonymous No.55940323]

>>55940278
Noice

[Anonymous No.55940328]

>>55940317
bro, what is a daytrader?
come on now, wash sale shit is a meme

[Anonymous No.55940329]

>>55940313
>the random system picks a total fucking psychopath
>they hold it together long enough to get elected
>burn the whole world the second they have the power to do so
There's problems with going fully random too.

[Anonymous No.55940335]

>>55940017
DO NOT CLICK THE WEBM!
DO NOT CLICK THE WEBM!
DO NOT CLICK THE WEBM!

[Anonymous No.55940336]

>>55940311
life. nowhere is there any guarantee or promise of a system that works, especially over a long enough period of time.

[Anonymous No.55940342]

>>55940321
and thats a good thing!
its just like gamestop was
dont touch the shitty meme stock if you value your money

[Anonymous No.55940347]

>>55940328
If you're day trading and don't have a CPA to look over your shit before you send it in you're already on the road to prison time if you're playing with any real amount of money.

[Anonymous No.55940348]

Fidelity's trending on X so I decided to see why, and it's mostly just AMC baggie retards

[Anonymous No.55940354]

>>55940347
bro, its actually not 2021 anymore

[Anonymous No.55940355]

>>55940008
I solded a little bit more (solded some yesterday) but still have some and *expect* there to be some more DROOPIN' ahead to buy. If not, I'll catch the surprise rippin' as best as what I've got can, but I'm back on my "long term" plan with soft Oct/Nov target before it rolls to the Mar coontract in Dec (this aspect does not apply to UNG which I think is always on the current coontract and rools each month rather than every other).

[Anonymous No.55940357]

>>55940321
they were talking like literal homosexuals with that cutesy reddit speak, I wanted them to get HEEMed so much worse.

[Anonymous No.55940359]

>>55940329
I will take randomly picking of a group that may contain a psychopath, who then tricks everyone vs choosing between two psychopaths.

[Anonymous No.55940362]

>>55940347
m8 calm down, most brokers will tell you your amount of disallowed realizable losses i.e. due to wash sales. It might even be in a 1099-b

[Anonymous No.55940363]

>>55940354
>2021 was 20 years ago

[Anonymous No.55940365]

>>55940348
AMC, GME, BBBY baggies are fucking brain dead

[Anonymous No.55940369]

Just bought SKYT calls for april.

Am i retarded

[Anonymous No.55940370]

>>55940363
FU----

[Anonymous No.55940373]

>>55939622
nigga, you have no idea how much of a world of shit japan is in, and DXY isn't going down.

[Anonymous No.55940374]

>>55940369
It's possible

[Anonymous No.55940378]

looking for a VERY long-term index fund. could go for a little over 20 years - not retirement though. I'm a britfag and was considering either the S&P Global 100 or the International Index from Legal & General (with dividends of course). would like to go quite bearish (thus leaning towards the latter) but I haven't dabbled into equities before. thoughts? I'll be investing the same amount every month for the whole term
>>https://www.hl.co.uk/funds/fund-discounts,-prices--and--factsheets/search-results/l/legal-and-general-international-index-trust-c-accumulation
>>https://www.hl.co.uk/funds/fund-discounts,-prices--and--factsheets/search-results/l/legal-and-general-global-100-index-class-c-accumulation

[Anonymous No.55940380]

>>55940365
You know what's a bit funny to me personally? When that whole gme thing happened I had just gotten into trading about 3 months prior to it.
Saw the price action, looked up the wsb group, found all the "stonks" they cared about, put them on a watchlist and NEVER invested in any of them.
I can't believe there are still people holding onto that stuff.

[Anonymous No.55940382]

sold some naked calls to pay for the good peas for my last macaroni salad of the season

[Anonymous No.55940383]

>>55940329
>Chance of psychopath vs guaranteed pyschopath

[Anonymous No.55940387]

>>55940369
>Am i retarded
If you're the same titty poster that was shilling SKYT all the way down from $10, then it's already been established.
Regardless, the answer is probably yes.

[Anonymous No.55940388]

>>55940380
on the other hand if you bought put lips youd be a billionaire
moral of the story? if theres ever another meme stock runup, play the long game and guarantee yourself some income for a couple years

[Anonymous No.55940389]

>>55940369
you could be retarded but those 2 women have nice bodies

[Anonymous No.55940390]

>>55940285
Again, that's why monarchy (actual, not cucked parliamentary faggotry) works. You get the benefit of having someone who most of the time was born into it, plus the benefit of having them getting a top education specifically for the job, plus presumably better than average genes for the job.

Monarchies weren't destroyed because this is a bad system, they were destroyed by hierarchy-hating anarchist proto-trannies who were buttmad that they weren't """equal""" to a king or a noble.

[Anonymous No.55940394]

>>55939695
This nigga is still looking at CPI.. homie he mentioned PCE in his speech you fucking nigger mong. We've known PCE/CORE > CPI and always has been. Only baggots that got shilled CPI cooling are going to be holding the bag.

[Anonymous No.55940398]

>>55940388
ahhhh fuckin shit. Why'd you have to make me realize this.

[Anonymous No.55940404]

>>55940348
"Fin Twit" has a grand total of like three people who know what they're doing and a massive pool of complete retards. It's probably the only place other than CNBC comment sections that manages to dumber than here on average.

[Anonymous No.55940408]

>>55940388
I made a shit load from Rumble

[Anonymous No.55940411]

>>55940193
there is nothing wrong with a min/max build. they do fine in financial matters.

[Anonymous No.55940420]

>>55940388
Puts on what?

[Anonymous No.55940423]

>>55940404
I'm glad people think this. More hidden alpha for myself.

[Anonymous No.55940424]

>>55940411
Cats fucking love money.

[Anonymous No.55940430]

>>55940404
I made an account a few months ago in order to follow natgas news/opinion. I would see other STOOKS/ETFs related shit too. It was all such a mess of what BOILed down to wild speculation being projected as knowing one's shit. I DELET ACCT.

[Anonymous No.55940432]

>>55940423
Stuff like this you mean

[Anonymous No.55940438]

>>55940420
leaps on whatever meme stock just ran up on some gme level mania shit

[Anonymous No.55940439]

>>55940388
puts were expensive

[Anonymous No.55940451]

>>55940439
well yeah you dont try to buy puts when iv is elevated at the top of share price
you wait for the stock to get under control, might take months like how it went with the meme stocks
then its guaranteed green every month as they bleed lower

[Anonymous No.55940455]

Clftranny has been quiet today hasn't she

[Anonymous No.55940459]

>>55940287
This. Requires too much thinking. If you're trending upwards it feels pointless. Requirements on it are too strict. 30 days is long to make several thousands if not tens of thousands. As if Im bscking off for 30 days because "muh wash sale"

>>55939695
So are you saying to bet up or bet down

[Anonymous No.55940461]

>>55940388
if you know what you're doing sure, but you're going to get absolute retards killed with that financial advice

[Anonymous No.55940479]

>>55940390
Yeah monarchies (even aristocracies really) are underrated. Democracy is the absolute worst form of government because it just lets influential foreigners take over and loot everything.

[Anonymous No.55940480]

>>55940347
That's not true and you are coming across like a cultist that just got out of the compound and are spewing a bunch of goofy shit.
>>55940362
This is 100% what happens. Doing your taxes as a trader is generally easy as shit. Wash sales are mild inconveniences. A CPA can definitely help you save on taxes, but only if you're willing to do some pretty extreme shit that doesn't make sense to most traders.

[Anonymous No.55940481]

>>55940432
There is some alpha in seeing that, yes.
But no, that's not really what I meant. I'm not going to reveal my follows right this moment.

[Dividend faggot No.55940488]

Kinda feels like it might be a good time to start slurping some Verizon shares soon. After T-Mobile announced layoffs, they can't be far behind.

[Anonymous No.55940493]

Time for some assbackwards pumping before a crotchforwards dump.

[Anonymous No.55940495]

>>55940488
We're clearly at peak internet.

[Anonymous No.55940497]

>>55940479
There is no such thing as a "good" government. They all over time become more rent-seeking as is the nature of it being a monopoly.

[Anonymous No.55940498]

>>55940369
gib milkies

[Anonymous No.55940499]

I find it funny how the amount of mumu's here is tremendous yet where are the pic's of their portfolio's? Yet bobo's are rarer in numbers and one posted last thread with a positive value, not even a 1d or 1w chart either but a 1 month. So are mumu's just larping? Trying to trick us into buying? Simply have low portfolio value that would quickly get their bullish posts ignored? Why do mumu's not show their portfolio's for how smug they are?

[Anonymous No.55940506]

Did I sell the SOXL bottom? WTF

[Anonymous No.55940509]

>>55940495
>peak internet

Thank Jesus. This shithole sucks so much.

[Anonymous No.55940526]

>>55940479
Yeah but it's this way by design. Those who neutered or destroyed monarchies did it so that everything would be controlled by people like themselves, with no single powerful man, just a nebulous group of retarded nobodies there to make sure nothing changes back.

[Anonymous No.55940531]

>>55940488
VZ shares never rebounded from that AT&T lead in the cables article, its still relatively cheap imo

[Anonymous No.55940532]

>>55940347
The only time you should maybe need/want tax help reporting trading gains is K-1s or wash sales involving multiple brokerages.
That's not to say it's hard to do yourself, but it's the only case you might fuck it up. Honestly even if you do fuck up reporting wash sales, most likely nothing happens. The IRS isn't scrolling through 200 pages of trade logs to see you traded the same ticker twice on separate brokerages unless they audit you.
Even then, the only type of wash sale that can really fuck you is a wash sale from shifting positions into an IRA. Normal wash sales just mean frontloading more taxes, with a tradeoff being future year tax losses.

[Anonymous No.55940536]

>>55940526
i just hope jesus returns somehow, offs all the satanists and saves all the good kitties and the anons with morals

[Anonymous No.55940539]

>>55940479
You mean like when the French Monarchy begged for foreign invasion to restore themselves

[Anonymous No.55940541]

>>55940321
>We all lost money jnless you were bullish and got out right at open
It happens

[Anonymous No.55940547]

>>55940526
monarchies had a verifiably shit track record though. Why do you think the french revolution happened? The aristocracy were just hoarding all the wealth

[Anonymous No.55940549]

PSYOP
attempting to induce FOMO. Better hurry up and BUY retail goy because institutional is "getting ready" to buy over you and POOMP UR BAGS but if you wait another day you might get PRICED OUT because the BIG BOYS ARE BOOLISH AF.

[Anonymous No.55940553]

NVDA BROS, WHERE IS THE BOTTOM?!???

[Anonymous No.55940556]

>>55940547
>Implying democracies don't have a shit track record.
Until the 20th century most of Europe was ruled by monarchs.

[Anonymous No.55940572]

>>55940556
Europe has been ruled by parliaments by and large from 1800s.

[Anonymous No.55940580]

>>55940572
Meh. They were constitutional monarchies without universal suffrage. Those were extremely undemocratic although you're right they weren't absolute monarchies. Having zero checks on power is probably a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.55940587]

>>55940553
Here is the bottom
Dont hit on me silly $0 wage janitors, I'm on a dynamic IP teehee

[Anonymous No.55940592]

>>55940553
>the anon who could have gotten 100k from nvda calls but is now working wagie again

[Anonymous No.55940598]

How much have you all gained or lost this month alone on stocks, or were you cash gang? Ive lost a few thousand. >>>/trash/59057102

[Anonymous No.55940601]

[Anonymous No.55940605]

>>55940580
>Having zero checks on power is probably a bad idea.
It's gone poorly eventually every time it's been tried, someone fucks it up for everyone and takes too much power and then the proles consume them. So much for divine birthright amirite LOLE

[Anonymous No.55940608]

>>55940547
Funny thing is the French aristocracy weren't even hoarding wealth, they were all broke, bankrupting the nation with Jewish loans to fund their lifestyles.

[Anonymous No.55940611]

I sold at a $18k loss

just wanted to share that for anyone who thinks their retarded, because you're probably not as retarded as me, so there's still hope

[Anonymous No.55940612]

>>55940605
Let's see if the UK outlives the US.

[Anonymous No.55940613]

>>55940553
200.

>Sent from my 3060ti

[Anonymous No.55940618]

>>55940547
You picked the worst example. French monarchy has a pretty stellar record of success. It happened because of the Lumières which was strongly anticlerical and antimonarchist, in other words they were anarchists hellbent on destroy both the absolute monarchy and the church. Anything else is just an excuse, you don't outlaw religion and start a reddit-tier Cult of Reason just because you don't like occasionally paying a 10% income tax. Cleanse your mind of anarchist propaganda, the French revolution was all about proto-redditors sperging out because muh equality, nothing to do with wealth whatsoever, everything to do with anarchist philosophy.

Same with Amerimutts, they hated the monarchy for philosophical reasons, not because of taxation. Look at how much taxes Americans pay now, fat load of good their revolution over taxation did them lmao.

[Anonymous No.55940621]

>>55940611
NVDA call anon??

[Anonymous No.55940622]

Dumb $0 wage janny, I told you it's pointless to ban me
Another photo of the bottom

[Anonymous No.55940624]

>>55940611
Can I see your portfolios ytd or 1 year chart? Ive done terrible this last month or two. Debating staying cash so i dont lose the remaining gains

[Anonymous No.55940629]

>>55940547
Political crisis like that is inevitable no matter how you structure the government. Eventually the nation grows too fast and the elite have too many children. Then they fight with eachother, drag everyone else in and it all blows up. It's happening in the US now.

[Anonymous No.55940630]

Lolicunny lovers we're so fucking back

[Anonymous No.55940632]

>>55940624
>Debating staying cash
Or just buy short term treasuries... 5% APY right now

[Anonymous No.55940635]

>>55940622
I'd slurp her dip if ya know what I mean

[Anonymous No.55940639]

How much have you all gained or lost this month alone on stocks, or were you cash gang? Ive lost a few thousand.

>>55940598
Hehehe. Other users can still see this.

[Anonymous No.55940650]

>>55940630
Based

[Anonymous No.55940651]

>>55940622
im going to cooooooooom!

[Anonymous No.55940654]

>>55940592
He was actually here yesterday and said he was lying.
1k on soxl that he fudged and lost 500.

[Anonymous No.55940658]

>>55940580
Its hard to really identify a difference between the US senate and representatives compared to lords/commons in the USA. Though I think the head of state having veto powers to deal with the failings of democracy is important. Like a king that can dissolve parliament that becomes radical.

[Anonymous No.55940679]

>>55940658
Yeah, the US government is clearly an iteration on the British government. I think a king would have been a good idea though. Washington should have let them crown him.

[Anonymous No.55940682]

$0 wage janny still fighting to serve his gook master

[Anonymous No.55940703]

>>55940679
>Washington should have let them crown him.
He hated the monarchy to an almost comical level

[Anonymous No.55940708]

More lolibutt and the $0 wage janny can only seethe

[Anonymous No.55940709]

You guys are going hard today.

[Anonymous No.55940713]

shit piss at 4400 again...
why is this retarded shit not crashing for once

[Anonymous No.55940718]

>>55940713
fraudulent and homosexual pump for suckers

[Anonymous No.55940719]

God damn mother fuckers. What was the point of the dump this morning? Fucking fuck

[Anonymous No.55940722]

Baggie will like this one kek

[Anonymous No.55940727]

I'm trying to buy enough shares of Comcast that the dividends will fully cover my monthly internet bill. Is this retarded? Obviously this is just one part of my portfolio and I'm mostly in ETFs and all that.

[Anonymous No.55940734]

[Anonymous No.55940736]

Why is the fed deciding in favor of rape hikes instead of blowing the system up via hyperinflation?

At a time of international tensions, weakened geopolitical power for the US and high tensions politically at home, you'd think the hard and explosive result of raising rates would be really risky. At least with hyperinflation the rich class can somewhat maintain their status.

[Anonymous No.55940739]

Choose a fucking direction, market makers. Tired of this shit.

[Anonymous No.55940746]

>>55940708
ToT

[Anonymous No.55940747]

>>55940739
They already have

[Anonymous No.55940751]

>>55940679
I dunno if you need it to be a hereditary title. Singapore has demonstrated a willful dictator can take care of it.

[Anonymous No.55940752]

Janny capitulated, he's asking for a raise from gookmoot, he's going to double his wages

[Anonymous No.55940756]

>>55940708
>>55940722
>>55940734
bruh
>>55940752
me rikey

[Anonymous No.55940764]

i guess today was a lesson to never bet against america by shorting or buying puts

[Anonymous No.55940767]

>they dont celebrate VIX CRUSH FRIDAY

18 out of the last 21 fridays or something absurd like that have had the VIX crushed, go look it up. And with the explosion in popularity of shorter dated options, Fridays and Mondays are gamma/vanna rally days

[Anonymous No.55940777]

>>55940767
yeah all summer friday has just been a rally day
hopefully a bank fails or something over the weekend because once again i am loading up the short positions eod

[Anonymous No.55940781]

Right, best places (outside of chasing retard money) to put your hard earned cash during a prolonged recessionary period in the West? There won’t be a depression as too much of the world is developed now, therefore there’s always going to be demand and money printing.

[Anonymous No.55940782]

>>55940736
The rich are rich because of debt leveraged. You hyperinflate the debt and they become worthless.

[Anonymous No.55940785]

recommend me some companies that are somewhat connected to the semiconductor industry but arent obvious semi/tech stocks so normies don't panically dump them when NVDA dumps

[Anonymous No.55940795]

>>55940751
I don't think Singapore is old enough to really demonstrate that.

[Anonymous No.55940818]

>>55940782
What? inflation helps people with assets aka the rich. Hence the biggest wealth transfer in recorded history during the low interest rate money printing period.

[Anonymous No.55940840]

>>55940785
Shin-Etsu Chemical.

[Anonymous No.55940842]

>>55940818
The rich can dodge either direction. If you want to help the poor give them a stable environment of some kind that they can grind in.

[Anonymous No.55940851]

Wow, Cameco computer is on a tear this year
Hitting prices not seen since 2006, what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.55940852]

My AAPL dip buying pay off today

[Anonymous No.55940863]

>>55940818
They lose as much as if not more than they make. Inflation would fuck the rich harder than it would the poor, the poor wouldn't give a fuck about being broke because a loaf of bread costs a million dollars but the rich would get heemed in a hurry. Hiking rates and dealing with a couple years, even a decade of stagflation to keep it from spiraling out of control is vastly superior to just forcing it to explode and cleaning up the aftermath.

[Anonymous No.55940864]

Buddy check Hawaiian Electric computer
Whoa baby

[Anonymous No.55940867]

>>55940777
WFC continues to slide downward.
I've probably made close to $1k at this point buying ATM months out puts and selling them once they're ~$1-$2 ITM.

[Anonymous No.55940873]

>>55940863
>COL going up fucks the rich more than the poor
How fucking retarded are you?

[Anonymous No.55940876]

At exactly 2:00 pm eastern the markets started to heal once more. Back on track to ATHs and smooth sailing and easy money

[Anonymous No.55940889]

>>55940876
No we gotta go a little lower first.

[Anonymous No.55940892]

>>55940867

im gonna pick up like 4-5kish worth of WFC calls and 3k of GS calls end of day today if we dont get a crazy panic dump. So one of us will make money

[Anonymous No.55940900]

do you think a pretty girl would fall in love with an alcoholic (me)?
people have told me I look quite handsome

[Anonymous No.55940915]

>>55940852
Dump Apple if you're in the green. That company is going nowhere very fast.
This is their future: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luZzASCcNwA

[Anonymous No.55940920]

>>55940873
Retarded enough to know there's more poor than rich and any given population is three missed meals en masse away from taking what they need rather than trading for it. Crank COL to weimar levels and a group of people is sacking the grocery store in front of the manager and daring them to do anything about it. To your point hiking rates and trying to contain things rather than letting inflation spiral out of control fucks the poor harder than it does the rich without leaving the rich in a scenario where their wealth loses value, but instead gains it.

[Anonymous No.55940926]

>>55940679
Washington was childless so why would he have interest in a hereditary position?

[Anonymous No.55940928]

>>55940892
Based.

[Anonymous No.55940929]

>>55940900
love doesnt exist anymore
women just want you to pay their way while they go have casual sex with randos

[Anonymous No.55940943]

I'VE AWAKEN FROM MY NAP AND WE ARE HIGHER; FUCK OFF AAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.55940944]

>>55940900
Definitely. I'm 30 my girlfriend is 23. I'm a burgeoning alcoholic who smokes wayy too much hash. If you're handsome you can get whoever you want if you're not awkward.

[Anonymous No.55940945]

>>55940943
sleeping during market hours is a big no-no, sir

[Anonymous No.55940947]

>>55940785
>>55940840
ok, i did some research. Hensoldt looks good. They're mostly known as a military optics/sensor manufacturer but they also supply ASML with wavelength sensors for their current-gen EUV machines. Also they manufactured some optoelectric components for the James Webb space telescope.

[Anonymous No.55940949]

>>55940785

[Anonymous No.55940952]

>>55940943
I sold the bottom and now my day is ruined

[Anonymous No.55940958]

>>55940944
break up with her
dont let her waste the best years of her life on a loser
date people actually close to your age, creep

[Anonymous No.55940961]

>>55940915
I'll only leave Apple if their apple pay gamble ie becoming a bank doesn't pay off

[Anonymous No.55940964]

>>55940864
what the fuck does this "buddy check x computer" meme even mean? kys

[Anonymous No.55940965]

>>55940958
There's not even bait on the hook

[Anonymous No.55940967]

>>55940920
There's a huge mob of violent foreigners here already doing that. The destruction of our government leaves the poorest citizens directly exposed to them with no real protection.

Almost always the wealthy people can maneuver or prepare while the poor can't so anything unpredictable like this hurts them the most.

[Anonymous No.55940969]

>>55940944
anon I'm posting anime girls on 4chan while I'm getting drunk alone at home with no social contacts
I'm as awkward as it gets

[Anonymous No.55940972]

>>55940622
I'd slurp her dip if ya know what I mean

[Anonymous No.55940973]

>>55940965
because its real

[Anonymous No.55940987]

>>55940973
You're an idiot, even going by the half your age plus seven rule it's still fine. It beats that by a whole year.

[Anonymous No.55940989]

>>55940964
Lurk more, bozo

[Anonymous No.55940993]

>>55940958
>dont let her waste the best years of her life on a loser
Very good advice
>date people actually close to your age, creep
Very terrible advice. Unless you don't plan on getting married dating women over the age of 25 is a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.55940998]

YO, WTF FUEL OIL? AHAHAHAH

THis shit pumps regardless of what Oil does.

[Anonymous No.55941008]

CAN WE GET A SOUR HOUR? SOUR HOUR ANYONE??? GO DOWN??

[Anonymous No.55941012]

>>55940987
just because most people are creeps doesnt mean its okay to be a creep, creep
>>55940993
of course its a waste of time
but thats the price you pay for not getting the job done in your 20s

[Anonymous No.55941019]

>>55940964
Reference to an old video

[Anonymous No.55941035]

>>55941012
>but thats the price you pay for not getting the job done in your 20s
Heh yeah but all the propaganda (especially targeting women) is against that so chances are men are going to get married in their 30s. If you don't like it then tell 20 year olds to marry eachother instead of fucking around with college and carriers.

[Anonymous No.55941050]

>>55941035
zoomer men are going to be the truly lost generation arent they
theyll hit 30, and then the 20 year olds before them will stick with each other and theyll have nobody

[Anonymous No.55941060]

This crabbing shit kinda sucks dude

[Anonymous No.55941063]

>>55941060
sober til october

[Anonymous No.55941067]

>>55941060
there was a lot of exciting jacksons hole action today
but now the markets probably bottomed, never bet against bidenomics and america
see you at spy 500

[Anonymous No.55941066]

>>55941050
>zoomer men are going to be the truly lost generation arent they
>theyll hit 30, and then the 20 year olds before them will stick with each other and theyll have nobody
Boomers made millenials a lost generation, and they likely will zoomers because they are still alive.
Boomer vampirism is unstoppable and insatiable.

[Anonymous No.55941068]

Power hour lfg
My portfolio needs a little CPR

[Anonymous No.55941079]

>>55941060
The crabbing must occur, pauses have to be implemented so that the entire sell off doesn’t crash the markets right away. Look up SEC Rule 144, hopefully that will make sense of the slow but sure dump to Boboville.

[Anonymous No.55941082]

>>55940842
The rich do because they can minimise taxation of there assets.

>>55940920
You are talking scenarios that only occur occasionally in bumfuck inner cities blighted by Niggers that have a population of cumsumer drones that produce no tangible assets. Rich people own assets and properties away from masses. Increase the monetary supply = asset increases fiscally as asset has demand. High inflation is a wealth transfer, comparing to weimar is fitting as they did that as a means to dodge the Versailles treaty and transfer paper over assets. Hence the French occupation of productive assets. Securing the means of productive of assets.

What I’m saying is interest rates at 6%+ for a decade.

[Anonymous No.55941088]

theres no way the market just sells off at 3pm on the dot
thats not a thing that ever happens

[Anonymous No.55941091]

>>55941067
you talk like a fag

[Anonymous No.55941093]

>>55941050
Aethiest White zoomers are turbofucked yeah.

[Anonymous No.55941096]

>>55941082
Their*

[Anonymous No.55941104]

>>55941091
takes one to know one

[Anonymous No.55941109]

>>55941079
>the slow but sure dump to Boboville.
lol,
lmao even.
The SPX is building a floor for a retard strength vault back up to ~4600pts.
We'll reassess the situation once that has come to fruition.

[Anonymous No.55941113]

>>55941067
How? Powell’s speech was basically “if I don’t see dumping in the next month, the rates will be higher in September and I will see a lot of you institutions get wrecked. Fucking try me bitch.”
Deflation is literally on the menu. Stonks will keep going down.

[Anonymous No.55941114]

>>55940958
>creep
Lol. I'm glad my relationship makes you seethe. Stay mad

[Anonymous No.55941116]

>>55941088
Not today, biden has been bragging about the economy, it cant crash when trump is going to jail

[Anonymous No.55941117]

>>55941104
>32 posts by this Id
>literally nothing of value just homosexuality

[Anonymous No.55941126]

>>55941082
>What I’m saying is interest rates at 6%+ for a decade.
That point we agree on. I'm thinking closer to 7%. At any rate letting inflation get to full retard levels, let alone intentionally, is dumb as fuck.

[Anonymous No.55941127]

>>55941067
Don't
Fight
The
Fed.

[Anonymous No.55941130]

>>55941113
>Deflation is literally on the menu. Stonks will keep going down.
topkek
You're clueless.

[Anonymous No.55941133]

KEK
no BOIL niggers

[Anonymous No.55941137]

I can't find a single link to LAGARDE live, HOLY SHIT IS SHE UNIMPORTANT, CMON

[Anonymous No.55941139]

Biden has solved inflation, good to know

[Anonymous No.55941141]

>>55941117
stay mad, homo

[Anonymous No.55941145]

>>55941113
He actually said that real world lags behind policy and that inflation is close to the target but not at it so they will continue monitoring the situation aka he isnt going to raise rates in September but possibly will later in the year

[Anonymous No.55941147]

Yeh

[Anonymous No.55941151]

>>55941113
>Ryan Gossling
>Off by 2 quads
I agree with you but you creep me out. I might switch to buying calls on XOM.

[Anonymous No.55941152]

>>55941137
>yuroqueer shit
>important

[Anonymous No.55941159]

>>55941139
>things are even more expensive now
>but that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.55941160]

>>55941139
reminder core inflation rose and the only reason normal inflation, which includes energy, is so low is because we have been pumping the shit out of the SPR

[Anonymous No.55941161]

>>55940964
Newfag kys or learn the classics. Study the dow history.

[Anonymous No.55941163]

>>55941145
>aka he isnt going to raise rates in September but possibly will later in the year
that's what you got from it? I got that he is definitely going to raise rates and is just speaking softly to not spook retards.

[Anonymous No.55941178]

>>55941163
There's no way he doesn't raise rates. The labor market is way too strong.

[Anonymous No.55941183]

>>55941163
The fed has penciled in one more hike this year but j pow basically said it wasnt going to be in September

[Anonymous No.55941185]

>>55941160
And it doesn't help anymore@Fuel Oil/Diesel, it's over. PPI is next and then CPI again, farmers get heemed, so food prices will rise again (alrady +5% inflation still)

[Anonymous No.55941200]

>>55940944
>>55940969
Think I just found the two guys I actually have something in common with in these threads

[Anonymous No.55941201]

>>55941185
They'll report purposefully soft, though.
Inflation m/m 0.3% to 0.4% max.
Markets will pretend that core CPI doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.55941205]

>>55940964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI
>>55940989
>>55941161
NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.55941211]

>>55941201
>>55941185
the SPR will run out before brandon's term is done

[Anonymous No.55941212]

why is alibaba just crabbing

[Anonymous No.55941216]

I was told shorting is supposed to maintain your wealth, but it appears I am out of money

[Anonymous No.55941217]

>>55941205
>racism outside of /b/
not a good look for us smgers pal....

[Anonymous No.55941220]

>>55941211
At any time they can just stop reporting or fudge the numbers.
No issue there.

[Anonymous No.55941222]

Alright lads I have to take an shower and go to work. I have a job interview for a thing in a different department at the same place. It's more money and more stable hours but it's also an actual job and I wouldn't be able to play as much chess on company hours. Conflicted.
>>55941200
I think you would have to dig pretty hard to find more than a couple anons here who DON'T have some kind of substance abuse habit.

[Anonymous No.55941227]

>>55941220
anon
it can run out

[Anonymous No.55941228]

>>55941012
>29 posts
>Giving dating advice in a stock thread
>Retarded opinions
Shut up

[Anonymous No.55941229]

>>55941212
China is literally dying. They won't be relevant in five years.

[Anonymous No.55941238]

>>55941227
I remember the European energy winter...
No, it won't run out.
The Germans didn't run out of gas, the Burgers didn't run out of diesel.
It's all BS.
Nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.55941241]

>>55941228
what are you gonna do about it? be mad? lol

[Anonymous No.55941244]

>>55941201
but fuel oil isn't core.

[Anonymous No.55941249]

>>55941229
>any day now

[Anonymous No.55941261]

>>55941249
It's hard to see because we're dying too, just way more slowly. That's why we won't go to war with them: it would just be an extremely gay competition of who can die the slowest.

[Anonymous No.55941264]

>>55941258
>>55941258
>>55941258

[Anonymous No.55941297]

>>55941217
It has nothing to do with race, but rather behavioral traits.

[Anonymous No.55941345]

>>55941297
> behavioral traits.

Which are dependent on race. Okay pal, you go ignore biology and putman somewhere else. Like leddit.

[Anonymous No.55942586]

>>55940161
you better move, you better dance

[Anonymous No.55942790]

>>55941345
>reddit spacer