/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.55932213]

Hooked Edition

>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>55931124

[Anonymous No.55932225]

Quads and the market crashes this year

[Anonymous No.55932232]

IF SPY LOSES 438 BEFORE THE CLOSE IT IS UNEQUIVOCALLY UNDISPUTEDLY JOE-VER

[Anonymous No.55932235]

>>55932225
annnnd we're back!

[Anonymous No.55932236]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55932237]

Xth for money markets are your friend
>>55932225
WEW LADS

[Anonymous No.55932239]

thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.55932241]

>>55932225
It will happen when the (burger) weather cools

[Bobo No.55932242]

NVDA ALMOST RED LFGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.55932246]

Position now.

[Anonymous No.55932247]

How are you guys holding up?

[Anonymous No.55932250]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55932254]

TSM Market Cap: $488B Revenue: $75.8B
NVDA Market Cap $1.13T Revenue: $27B
AMD Market Cap $170B Revenue: $23.6B
INTEL Market Cap $142B Revenue: $63B
IF YOU BOUGHT NVDA AT THE TOP, YOU’RE THE EXIT LIQUIDITY.

[Anonymous No.55932257]

>>55932247
im building quite a jackoff folder with these

[Anonymous No.55932258]

AAAAAAAA MY CALLS
FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Anonymous No.55932261]

>>55932247
Keep posting these

[Anonymous No.55932262]

Every fucking time I buy spy calls slightly out of the money this shit crashes. Every fucking time? I even had a small window to sell for a profit this morning at 450 but I was fucking busy at the moment. God dammit. Bye another 1k

[Anonymous No.55932263]

>>55932258
100k nvidia call anon....

[Anonymous No.55932264]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQmIBHObtCs

[Anonymous No.55932272]

I got a little worried about the things the chart was hinting at developing yesterday. Today blew it all out and emphatically rejected the development. It has been bear country, it is bear country, it seems it will remain bear country for a while longer.

[Anonymous No.55932277]

>>55932203
Bulls refuse to believe higher for longer. Even CME Fed Watch only has a 20% chance of a rate hike right now. With a 6% GDP forecast and no serious unemployment issues, why wouldn’t the Fed raise keep easing rates? Inflation isn’t beaten yet

[Anonymous No.55932279]

Why the fuck is muh Jackson Hole the new fixation? Why do bears always have some arbitrary thing to latch onto and freak out about? Everyone is going to ignore all the completely wrong bearish bullshit about Nvidia over the last three months and shift the goalposts to "lol yeah well it's overvalued just because it is!"? Great

[Anonymous No.55932282]

Time keeps on slipping...

[Anonymous No.55932283]

>DAX
>whole week undone in one day
>I didn't profit off of it cause I wanted to wait til tomorrow
>FML

[Anonymous No.55932284]

short nvid or die.

[Anonymous No.55932292]

>>55932272
just because we had a couple green candles earlier in the week doesnt mean there isnt immense selling in the market
we just had memes and hopium for nvidia
now that that's over, what's left? nothing
nothing to be excited over
nothing but weakness in this fake gay jewish propped up to ridiculous levels, fake AND gay market
and now the first ones out the door are the ones that reap the profits
oh wait, they already sold
these are the second ones out the door then

[Anonymous No.55932295]

Ugh, is AMD worth slurping a little?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55932296]

Oh fuck me in my Jackson's Hole. I thought I was buying puts but I actually bought calls and I lost everything again.

[Anonymous No.55932298]

THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

[Anonymous No.55932302]

sell everything. seriously get the fuck out of this market.

[Anonymous No.55932304]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, IT DOESN'T STOP HAHAAH

[Anonymous No.55932305]

Friendly reminder. The clock keeps ticking.

>>55677883
>>55677883
>>55677883
>>55677921
>>55677921
>>55677921
>July 27th 8:40am EST
>the fundamentals behind the dollar falling just got crushed by ECB
>SPX 4,605
>NQ 15,728
>this is the top. the rally will not continue as the dollar reverses.
>the dollar has gotten completely crushed because investors/traders/institutions expected that other central banks would continue to aggressively raise interest rates relative to US monetary policy; that the Fed would pause, while ECB continued to hike aggressively
>this is no longer the case, after ECB release today
>in other words, all the dollar shorts are now trapped, all the euro longs are now trapped; they are forced to quickly cover or sell their positions, forcing dollar higher
>the market rallying was predicated upon DXY falling, and falling below 100 parity especially
after ECB release today, that is not going to happen - huge smashing of expectations (and the market hates when expectations are broken / the unexpected occurs)
>Unironically, this is the top
SPX 4,605 --> 4,383
DXY on July 27th 8:40am: 100.84 --> 103.95
I called the exact top within 2 points [4607 local top] within minutes. I laid it out all out there for you why in plain English. You did not listen. You never listen.
Everything else has only snowballed on top of this final straw that broke the camels back. The camel is already dead, and more weight continues to be piled on to its corpse.
>inflation surging higher
>yields surging higher
>dollar surging higher
It hasn't even begun, mumu.

[Anonymous No.55932308]

Where is the nvda bear etf ticker so I can be a bottom signal and go all in on

[Anonymous No.55932309]

>>55932296
How can you make mistakes like that?

[Anonymous No.55932311]

Please tell the stock makers to dump crude oil too please :3

[Anonymous No.55932312]

>>55932295
Not yet. NVDA’s taking the whole semi sector down with it, just wait until the next entry point. Which should be around $50/shr

[Anonymous No.55932313]

>>55932279
>it's just Jackson Hole and that the fake and gay valuations that have built up during a 6 month fake and gay poomp of only a tiny handful of STOOKS

[Anonymous No.55932316]

NICE FUCKIN EARNINGS PUMP
HONK HONK

[Anonymous No.55932315]

>>55932246
Doggy.

[Anonymous No.55932317]

Guess I'm getting assigned some QQQ at 362. Was not expecting that.

[Anonymous No.55932323]

soxs bros, we eating steak tonight

[Anonymous No.55932325]

>>55932313
>and that the
*and not that

[Anonymous No.55932327]

>>55932272

Yes

[Anonymous No.55932328]

>>55932280
Definitely not. Honestly at this point I'd settle for just sniffing her privates. Tomorrow is my last day at that job anyways. So it will be out of sight out of mind after that.

[Bobo No.55932330]

NVDA, LET'S GO. YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO DUMP RED. LET'S MAKE HISTORY!!!

[Anonymous No.55932333]

massive microsoft bid at 320
now that were popping all those buy orders, the overnight gapdown looks even more likely

[Anonymous No.55932336]

>>55932315
this. her face is... not good

[Anonymous No.55932342]

>>55932305
You're not me :^)

[Anonymous No.55932343]

>>55932317
I'll giya bout tree fiddy for em

[Anonymous No.55932344]

This was such a jewish trading day.

[Anonymous No.55932345]

Jerome’s about to tell you damn bears off tomorrow just you wait

[Anonymous No.55932346]

>>55932239
>rent-free

[Anonymous No.55932349]

>nigvidia to pump the market!!!!
>can't loose! Have you seen their profits gayi is the future!
Mumu's heemed and beclowned again

[Anonymous No.55932354]

s-s-s-ave me powell-sama!

[Anonymous No.55932356]

Once the AI meme bubble dies in a few years, people realize crypto was another Tulip Mania that isn't coming back, and NVIDIA has to go back to shilling overpriced hardware to the gamer demographic they spat in the face of for years now... it's going to make the .com bubble look like foreplay. They turned their back on the gaming division that buttered their bread for decades. They haven't made a good card since the 10 series and they VILL give up their margins to appease consumers again.

[Anonymous No.55932359]

>>55932345
Kek, imagine if Jerome became dovish for his big Jackson's bussy speech

[Anonymous No.55932360]

Looks like its time to sell my puts and buy calls according to the "do opposite of /smg/ indicator

[Anonymous No.55932364]

its been so long since weve seen a red day turn into a panic sell close
its beautiful

[Anonymous No.55932367]

>>55932344
You know if I could hose off all the hairspray and makeup there would be something to work with there.

[Anonymous No.55932383]

My SPY puts are flourishing

[Anonymous No.55932384]

What happened at Jackson Hole!!! Ive been heemed!!! Over 6 months of pumps and ridiculous too as I always thought it should go down, but I rode it up. And bow when I finally go hard, it dumps!!!!

[Anonymous No.55932385]

>>55932305
>>55932342
What happens?
Please elaborate

[Anonymous No.55932388]

>>55932367
>there would be something to work with there
She's an incredibly plain boring generic Chinese girl

[Anonymous No.55932393]

>>55932342
Now who the fuck are you?
Some schizo mumu trying to steal credit for my market call now that DXY is crushing the life out of you?
Better late than never.

[Anonymous No.55932397]

Tradingview removed SPY from my watchlist and I can't add it back because I'm over the limit.

[Anonymous No.55932401]

>>55932397
think or swim is free for 2 years

[Anonymous No.55932404]

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.55932407]

>>55932397
>needing anything but HOOD charts
NGMI
G
M
I

[Anonymous No.55932409]

>>55932296
I made a mistake like that once or twice due to how Robinhood changes between whats "default" active but the mistake was between buy and sell rather than call or put iirc but not sure

[Anonymous No.55932411]

>>55932393
>>55862421

[Anonymous No.55932412]

I ain't touching this again until next week.
Keep in mind people jpow speech tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55932415]

CHAT GBT WILL BE BIGGER THAN THE iPHONE, INTERNET, AND CAR COMBINED

[Anonymous No.55932419]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55932421]

>>55932412
I thought that was today

[Anonymous No.55932424]

why the fuck is shitpiss600 going down? wtf

[Anonymous No.55932426]

>>55932419
up 1200%

[Anonymous No.55932427]

>>55932419
-0.07%
I am financial ruined.

[Anonymous No.55932431]

>>55932419
just fine

[Anonymous No.55932432]

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55932435]

>>55932309
Autism

[Anonymous No.55932436]

>>55932419
Ive been heemed multiple times. I said this long ago but I really should consider starting a patreon. Almost everyone that reverses any big bets of mine will unequivocally make a ton of money. Unless its 2020/2021 in which case copy my moves.

[Anonymous No.55932438]

JP IS GOING TO RUG THE MARKET AT BRAPSON HOLE

[Anonymous No.55932439]

>>55932419
I am not a no BOIL nigger, so it went breddy gud.

[Anonymous No.55932440]

>>55932419
>your shit gone
my shit now

[Anonymous No.55932442]

NVDA PUTS WITH JUN 2024 EXP. Am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.55932443]

Wow that was some close. I didn't expect it to flush that hard.
>>55932388
rock and roll

[Bobo No.55932445]

FIFTY FUCKING CENTS
YOU COULDN'T LET IT DROP 50 MORE CENTS
MUMU I'LL REMEMBER THIS!!!

[Anonymous No.55932446]

>>55932438
WE ARENT EVEN GONNA WAIT FOR THE BRAPPENING
TAKE EM ALLL OUT

[Anonymous No.55932447]

>mfw I reach ATHs that I didn't think I would reach this soon

[Anonymous No.55932451]

Mumu got castrated today.

[Anonymous No.55932452]

>>55932419
-2.14%

[Anonymous No.55932453]

A whole new generation of baghodlets was created today

[Anonymous No.55932456]

NVIDIOTS YOUR STOCK BROKED THE MARKET I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

[Anonymous No.55932457]

Is this what rape looks like?

[Anonymous No.55932462]

I bought calls today because it was the least logical thing to do

[Anonymous No.55932464]

>>55932419
-3.20% gme and bbbyq
I got rid of the last of my bbbyq before it lost it's shade of green

[Anonymous No.55932465]

>>55932385
Refer back to last October.
>https://www.fidelity.com/learning-center/trading-investing/strong-dollar
>The most obvious risk a strong dollar poses is the way it can hurt the US stocks that many people rely on as mainstays of their retirement accounts. The US-based companies that make up the S&P 500 earn nearly 40% of their revenues outside the US.
>https://www.jpmorganchase.com/institute/research/labor-markets/what-do-fed-rate-hikes-mean-for-households
>US10Y 4.239% +0.041
>https://www.nbcnews.com/business/economy/fed-officials-see-upside-risks-inflation-possibly-leading-rate-hikes-m-rcna100268
>Specifically, officials cited “risks associated with a potential sharp decline in CRE valuations that could adversely affect some banks and other financial institutions
It's already over. You just haven't seen it yet.

>>55932411
I see you can search the archive, little mumu.

[Anonymous No.55932467]

>>55932462
but this has been a buy the dip market for 8 months bro
you lose

[Anonymous No.55932468]

>>55932457
nope just the reason you don't set stop losses

[Anonymous No.55932471]

>>55932419
A lot better than I expected. I made +6%.

[Anonymous No.55932472]

>NVDA +0.10%
>on a +20% revenue beat

[Anonymous No.55932473]

>>55932464
There is a 00.000000% chance you had green bags on blood bath beyond.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55932476]

And just like that, NVDA gave back everything it gained... Almost like this was just some game of musical chairs except more Jewish.

[Anonymous No.55932482]

>>55932419
-1,09%
I put 20K in money markets
so I can give less of a shit in the coming days

[Anonymous No.55932484]

>>55932472
IT’S STILL GOING DOWN POST MARKET

[Anonymous No.55932490]

lmao, nvda really saved the market

[Anonymous No.55932492]

>>55932484
EVEN IN POST MARKET THEY CANT STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO THINK!!

[Anonymous No.55932493]

>>55932472
wasn’t it like 520 pre market? or ah? that isn’t even on the graph kek

[Anonymous No.55932495]

>0.10%
at least it wasn't red, nvidia baggies!

[Anonymous No.55932496]

>>55932467
Cant lose, if market goes down I can act smug saying I knew it all along
If the market goes up I make money
Chessmate fags

[Anonymous No.55932499]

Thank God I only have 5k in this market. It looks like the shits

[Anonymous No.55932501]

Threadly reminder that the swedecuck is actually clftranny back for a round 2 in /smg/. It will end the same as last time except this time he will lose it all on buying the top of NVDA

[Anonymous No.55932503]

Analysts be like
>minus 2% because good(sic!) economic data
Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.55932508]

>>55932496
the only measure of being right in this world is the amount of money you have
never forget this and live by it every single day from now on
you will recover from this

[Anonymous No.55932509]

>>55932473
I appreciate your concern

[Anonymous No.55932510]

Where is the resident NVDA poster?

[Anonymous No.55932518]

>>55932493
Yep, topped out at $519.

[Anonymous No.55932521]

As legendary hoops coach Bobby Knight once said, if rape is inevitable, you might as well lie back and enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.55932522]

What do anons think about the foot locker and dicks dip? I don't think it's really worth it. I don't know who the hell shops at shitty Dicks and foot locker has a shit selection of shoes. Most people buy their shit online these days. I was maybe thinking about putting some in PayPal. It's been near its lowest of all time, and online commerce is still strong.

[Anonymous No.55932524]

>>55932508
Lol

[Anonymous No.55932525]

>>55932510
he ran away, embarrassed because he thought for sure some nerd company that makes computer chips or whatever making a few extra billion dollars was for sure going to increase the stock price, lmao

[Anonymous No.55932526]

>>55932510
out of a residence as of today lmao

[Anonymous No.55932528]

>>55932510
You mean the clear as day pump and dumper?

[Anonymous No.55932530]

>>55932509
Lol you plebittors are wild

[Anonymous No.55932531]

>>55932510
SOXL trannies often vanish like faeries into the aether the moment the chart turns red.

[Anonymous No.55932534]

>Bulls really thought NVDA earnings by itself could counter Jerome fucking Powell

Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.55932537]

>>55932419
>-1.87%

[Anonymous No.55932538]

>>55932534
NVDA should sue Powell desu

[Anonymous No.55932539]

MRVL missed bad

[Anonymous No.55932550]

>>55932534
Can't wait for JayJay to take the mic during Jax Hole to say that the Fed invested all its funds in GEO and CXW

[Anonymous No.55932551]

>>55932528
>pnd
>a $1 Trillion dollar market cap
Anon... I...

[Anonymous No.55932553]

>>55932419
+10.16%

[Anonymous No.55932558]

>>55932551
It's a PnD though, it has no business being over $300, and that's being generous. Someone's gonna hold them bags.

[Anonymous No.55932559]

Seems like a blowoff top

[Anonymous No.55932560]

The only way I lose is if shit crabs for 2 months.

[Anonymous No.55932561]

>>55932465
You're a very silly, strange man.
I suppose imitation is the greatest form of flattery.
Here is the image that was attached to the post that you are imitating from. >>55862421
You're very strange to try to imitate me. But again, I am flattered.
Good day sir.

[Anonymous No.55932569]

>>55932558
You are an actual retard

[Anonymous No.55932573]

>>55932539
fuck marvel

[Anonymous No.55932575]

>>55932560
>max profit: infinite
lol

[Anonymous No.55932578]

>>55932561
Run along little mumu, the big boys are talking right now.
If you continue to impersonate me I may have to pick up a trip.

[Anonymous No.55932581]

>Workday beat earnings
Thank Christ.

[Anonymous No.55932582]

>>55932569
Seethe baggie

[Anonymous No.55932583]

>>55932530
mom salt

[Anonymous No.55932584]

>>55932551
Ok sorry that every fucking investment firm/bank used their leverage to do coordinated gamma squeezes on the mega caps to squeeze every penny out of the market and 401ks while simultaneously knowing their CREs MBS are worth dogshit. What else would you like me to call this?

[Anonymous No.55932589]

Guys; can you stop? That's -100 points in one day, lmao

[Anonymous No.55932593]

>>55932501
>swedecuck
Is this the same as putsfag?

[Anonymous No.55932594]

>>55932583
gme_meltdown lives in your head rent free and i don't even think about you until the bell when you post your consistent losses

[Anonymous No.55932595]

>>55932589
its only going to get worse
or better, depending on your positions

[Anonymous No.55932596]

>>55932589
This selloff hasn't even entered stage 2 yet.

[Anonymous No.55932597]

>>55932594
You're actually coping because I sold bbbyq green? Grow up lol

[Anonymous No.55932598]

Can you smell that juicy roasted PutsRNotDWae for dinner bobros?

[Anonymous No.55932599]

>>55932575
why is that funny? it is called holding the common shares.

[Anonymous No.55932600]

Well im glad I took my 100% profit off .50 delta puts that I bought at the worst time yesterday

[Anonymous No.55932602]

BROS LOOK AT THAT WEEKLY CANDLE ON THE SPY
BET YOURE NOT FEELING SO GOOD ANYMORE
TURNS OUT, PUTS WERE "DWAE"

[putsRnotDaWae No.55932607]

>>55932501
>>55932593
Meds.

[Anonymous No.55932611]

I fully expect my man JP to get on the mic tomorrow, cut rates 0.25%, and say inflation has been defeated, and the market to skyrocket. You can screen cap this

[Anonymous No.55932612]

Damn looks like niggers dont steal from GAP -300 dollars

[Anonymous No.55932614]

GAP MISSED
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.55932615]

>>55932578
>>55932561
You are very, very strange. When you start using a tripcode, and reference my posts, as you are so strangely doing right now, I will refer to this entire interaction including the image proof, and let it be known that you are in fact, not me. Why you would do this.. is beyond me.
I would never, will never use a tripcode, ever. The fact that you are even considering using a tripcode (to impersonate me at that) is fucking disgusting and pathetic attention seeking behavior, and you should kill yourself. Death to all tripfags, and death to you.

[Anonymous No.55932618]

>>55932597
to the moon bro take that hedgies

[Anonymous No.55932619]

Mumus make great leather baggies.

[Anonymous No.55932620]

>>55932584
Which one is it? Is an anon's (likely) sub 6 figure account affecting a 1tril market cap company or is it the big bad banks that are doing it?

[Anonymous No.55932622]

wth that's a first
my instacart driver was an attractive white lady

[Anonymous No.55932624]

>>55932560
And that's exactly what' it's probably gonna do when it's all said and done, although with some wild ass swings along the way

[Anonymous No.55932626]

GAP
IS A VERY OMINOUS COMPANY NAME TODAY

[Anonymous No.55932627]

Oh well. At least we got those AI degen threads on /b/.

[Anonymous No.55932628]

>>55932618
That's the spirit baker bitch

[Anonymous No.55932630]

>>55932607
You've been found out clftranny, it's over.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55932636]

>>55932598
I prefer my PutsRNotDaWae with a side of mashed potatoes and some green beans.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55932638]

>>55932630
CLF is a based stock, but I don't smoke weed and I'm not a tranny.

[Anonymous No.55932641]

>>55932607
If you sell now, you can still make a profit. We’ll be back to the same exact level we were at a year ago after tomorrow. Market won’t like Powell announcing a “few” more rate hikes

[Anonymous No.55932642]

>>55932636
Kek it's baggie. Still here little faggot? I haven't been here since Nvidia rekt my ass a while back. I survived somehow.

[Anonymous No.55932651]

>>55932445
NVDA after hours...

[Anonymous No.55932666]

>>55932651
>b-but muh earnings beat!

[Anonymous No.55932670]

>>55932581
Of course it did. Wagies need to wage.

[Anonymous No.55932671]

It's over bull bros, Bobbo is having the last laugh, we bought the top, stocks will crash 99% and we will all be in the poor house. It's over, how could this happen to us, we thought stocks only went up. Please Bobo save us! I'm sorry for bullying you all these years!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55932677]

Lol NVDAcucks not so smug today.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55932678]

>>55932642
I was b& a few times, but I'm back and better than ever!

[Anonymous No.55932679]

>>55932671
it is... too late
when you wake up in the morning, there will be no more stock market

[Anonymous No.55932681]

Bros, everything keeps tanking so much even after close, the fuck is going on? NVIDIA!!!

>>55932344
If she was my girlfriend, I would feed her so much and watch that cute soft muffintop belly get huge and wide!

[Anonymous No.55932682]

>>55932419
hey, I lost $500 to IV crush on NVDA weekly puts but ended the day green on all my other puts.

[Anonymous No.55932690]

>>55932671

[Anonymous No.55932694]

holey mole it just keeps going

[Anonymous No.55932696]

>>55932651
heemed, reemed and schemed
*tips*

[Anonymous No.55932697]

NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!

[Anonymous No.55932699]

>>55932666
SINISTER CHECKED
>NVDA carries the market!!
it really was that easy to spot.

[Anonymous No.55932700]

>>55932596
You think it will get worse? All because of the Dollar?

[Anonymous No.55932701]

anyone got any penny stocks on their radar?

CYBN
TTOS
AGLE

are a few I'm specualting

[Anonymous No.55932703]

>>55932678
Baggie last I remember you were converting to Catholic to marry that gook, did you go ahead with that?

[Anonymous No.55932705]

>>55932697
NO SHAME IN YOUR GAME IF YOUR NAME AINT ENDER

[Anonymous No.55932707]

yall slurpin rn right?

[Anonymous No.55932708]

Just kidding, I bought more shares for long term capital appreciation you broke little nigger

[Anonymous No.55932713]

>>55932707
yeah, im slurping cow blood

[Anonymous No.55932715]

Absolute JEWISH af day today lads

[Anonymous No.55932718]

>>55932700
The dollar is but one factor in the predictive matrix.

[Anonymous No.55932722]

>Markets
https://youtu.be/xLjphhzDDrY?si=w2UJ4fvm5SndpIU-

Damn bears be eating good today holy shit!

[Anonymous No.55932725]

>>55932701
Don't mess with penny trash. Gamble on options like a sophisticated degenerate.

[Anonymous No.55932728]

>>55932694
in afterhours, 0dte talmud bullshit cant prop up a market that is being sold

[putsRnotDaWae No.55932730]

Bidenomics still strong! Still long and holding, slurping this delicious dip.

[Anonymous No.55932735]

>>55932715
That was yesterday lol, today was a take profit and laugh at the mumus for laughing at the bobos.

[Anonymous No.55932739]

>>55932708
>racism outside of /b/
not a good look mumu

[Anonymous No.55932740]

ROUTERS ARE NOT SAFE
I REPEAT ROUTERS ARE NOT SAFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55932742]

>>55932708
slurp all that shit up, you know, looooong term, so when you're 90 you get to breakeven.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55932744]

>>55932703
She has to become a US citizen and register as a Republican first.

[Anonymous No.55932747]

>>55932730
That's the kind of comment people type when they definitely aren't coping

[Anonymous No.55932749]

>>55932725
nyan-pasu. This is good advice.

[Anonymous No.55932751]

>>55932725
is this how you do it

[Anonymous No.55932756]

>>55932744
Wait baggie is that you or Rocker? I don't remember you being an avatarfag, especially not anime waifu posting.
Still worried she's going to attempt a divorce rape, make sure you hide as much as you can in crypto or offshore.

[Anonymous No.55932761]

>>55932735
no it's today, because people probably expected a dump tomorrow, not necessarily today in advance

[Anonymous No.55932762]

You'll Cowards Don't Even An Nvidia

[Anonymous No.55932763]

>>55932740
but everyone needs a router
why isnt cisco the biggest company in the universe

[Anonymous No.55932764]

ready for power half hour?

[Anonymous No.55932767]

>>55932761
Yeah I figured it would be tomorrow as well.

[Anonymous No.55932768]

>>55932744
checked.
>what kind of social drama did I just read
>imitate somebody of respectable faith to chase poon
ngmi
you will only make it if you convert and dump her for a relationship with God.

[Anonymous No.55932770]

>>55932762
HOLY SHIT NVIDIA BACK TO $150 CONFIRMED GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55932771]

>>55932756
I've been using this website I saw advertised here to generate these images today.

[Anonymous No.55932773]

>>55932762
Kek.
Midwits don't realize the analyst rating to 800 the other day was the kikes signaling to the tribe that they were going to commence gigadoompa

[Anonymous No.55932777]

>>55932707
How bout NOOOOOOOO, Scott!

[Anonymous No.55932779]

THEY CAN'T STOP THE SELLING

[Anonymous No.55932780]

How can I politely ask my (female) broker to stop sending me so many physical documents in the fucking mail?
She intimidates me

[Anonymous No.55932781]

>>55932770
you think you're joking around but really. Everything returns to the mean, even if it takes a long time.

[Anonymous No.55932782]

>>55932773
>the analyst rating to 800 the other day was the kikes signaling to the tribe that they were going to commence gigadoompa
is this backtested?

[Anonymous No.55932785]

Beautiful.

[Anonymous No.55932786]

Someone explain this shit to me.

[Anonymous No.55932787]

>>55932768
How new are you if you don't know baggies backstory?
Maybe I should post the gook tits to really mark my comeback

[Anonymous No.55932788]

What do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.55932790]

>>55932730
Slurping is great as long as you keep your job or your gibs. When that goes away and the market crashes 25% life gets pretty fucking grim

[Anonymous No.55932795]

>>55932782
I got the back test right here

[Anonymous No.55932796]

>>55932782
it's backtraced

[Anonymous No.55932799]

regular exercise and eating avoiding fruit juices and sodas, high in fructose, can lower 160/90 to healthy range of 140/80 easily

bp meds are not typically adviced unless over 160/95 long time and home measurement. and meds should not lower bp under 140/80 because then medication increase chance of death again.. so overmedicating high bp is bad too, modst docs dont even tell that to patient they try to go like 120/70 and then patients wonder why they are dizzy and pale.
measuring at doc's visit gives false numbers.

[Anonymous No.55932800]

Everybody calm down.

https://youtu.be/OP115xiUvVw?feature=shared&t=430

[Anonymous No.55932802]

>>55932786
Talmudism

[Anonymous No.55932805]

>>55932781
i was the guy saying in previous threads i think nvidia is a $150 stock
i still think that
i also think nvidia is going to grow enormously over the next 5-10 years
but right now? yeah im thinkin about one fiddy

[Anonymous No.55932807]

>>55932771
if it begins with
>I
and ends with an
>I
I got time rugged by the devs and missed out on 6 figs for free work I did for the team.
just download the models and prompt using a 3k series RTX or higher gfx card. really better especially when you can customize the prompting. GUIs exist if you aren't a coder.

>KIKE in captcha

[Anonymous No.55932809]

>>55932799
>>55932168

[Anonymous No.55932811]

Need a tissue wittle MUMU?

[Anonymous No.55932816]

BUDDY LOOK AT DISNEY STOCKS RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.55932818]

>>55932620
It’s clearly the banks, he’s just an insufferable fag who knows what’s happening too

[Anonymous No.55932819]

>>55932786
get fucked baggies, lmao

[Anonymous No.55932822]

>>55932786
PE ratio.

[Anonymous No.55932823]

>>55932787
I come and go from time to time. been coming here since 2018 and never made it in crypto because I always dismissed it.

[Anonymous No.55932831]

bros microsoft is the stock you really want to pay attention to
its just completely eating shit
nvidia doing well is their kryptonite

[Anonymous No.55932832]

>>55932771
Still surprised you trusted a gook to not divorce rape you knowing how insanely materialistic they are. They're like you kikes, except they're a league above you in materialism.

[Anonymous No.55932835]

>>55932787
life is like a hurricane
here in CT
concerts, dead mom, gambling
it's a gook blur
might post some titties
or rewrite post history
GOOKFU
WOOHOO
EVERYDAY HE'S CHEATING ON HIS GOOKFU
WOOHOO

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55932837]

>>55932800
I dunno what's more degenerate, me using AI to post lude Anime chicks, or the fact this chick has 1 million subscribers.

[Anonymous No.55932838]

>>55932822
I don't habla. Did the price per share go up $41.62 after the bell rang? If not, what am I looking at?

[Anonymous No.55932840]

>>55932805
wow I kneel

[Anonymous No.55932843]

>>55932786
troon mood swings on hormone pills

[Anonymous No.55932846]

You look at a day like this one and think about that broker of your parents. That faggot who said to me "oooh, that's risky" when I told him I prefer to trade Oil over stocks. Oil doesn't do shit like this.

[Anonymous No.55932849]

>>55932816
disney computer down 3 and change. anything special?

[Anonymous No.55932853]

>>55932835
what happened to scoopsies nigger supreme?

[Anonymous No.55932855]

>>55932419
Down around 2% or so on the day

[Anonymous No.55932858]

>>55932818
Lmao meds

[Anonymous No.55932859]

>>55932837
She has done nude porn

[Anonymous No.55932863]

>>55932837
I like her. She's exploiting that shit. I rather give her clicks than Asmongold nowadays.

[Anonymous No.55932866]

>>55932849
bob niger is no walt disney and walt would turn over in his grave if he saw what his company has become

[Anonymous No.55932873]

SOXL dump at close means it will dump more tomorrow right? or am i retarded

[Anonymous No.55932875]

>>55932853
Saw that annoying cunt the other day

[Anonymous No.55932876]

I miss the days of scoopsies raiding /biz/ with anime porn because the jannies can't fucking clean up the jeet shills.

[Anonymous No.55932878]

Daily reminder that we are in fact in a BULL market.

Daddy P is gonna send out the word tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55932879]

>>55932858
>banks don’t control the money supply

What?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55932885]

>>55932807
I'd send you a link to the website, but then more people would see the link and use the service and my queue times would get longer, so sorry that happened to you.

[Anonymous No.55932887]

>>55932876
Kek. It was funny when he posted loli porn.

[Anonymous No.55932889]

>>55932762
>Cathie sells
>poomps
>Cramer says to HODL forever
>doomps

[Anonymous No.55932892]

>>55932878

[Anonymous No.55932895]

Now go and get your fuckin' NVDA calls.

[Anonymous No.55932896]

>>55932878
They are going to put us in a pandemic market to finally wipe out the middle class once and for all.

[Anonymous No.55932904]

[Anonymous No.55932905]

banks are hitting the yellen drive thru window again

[Anonymous No.55932916]

What a wonderful smell

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55932918]

>>55932878
nah judging from how slow it is in my industry, i can tell you that we are like balls fucking deep in recession so if interest rates stay higher for longer, we are fucked BIG TIME!

[Anonymous No.55932921]

>>55932887
he did post a lot of cunny it was a bit unnerving but I found the humor in it needing to be cleaned up.

[Anonymous No.55932923]

Not a mumu in sight

[Anonymous No.55932930]

>>55932895
MOTHER FU---

[Anonymous No.55932932]

>>55932918
several months ago, I realized success was decided basically on whether a company was cash positive or cash negative (in debt)
a lot of my customers rn
>yeah we need to cut costs in ____
all companies. all industries. it's coming hard.

I'm afraid it's going to be so hard that the fed / gov might try to front run it and fuck my puts like they did bailing out those san-fran banks earlier this year.

[Anonymous No.55932934]

>>55932213
What app is best for stock market

[Anonymous No.55932939]

>>55932934
you just missed the top bro, dont even bother

[Anonymous No.55932942]

>>55932885
>I'd send you the link but....
the name isn't the group that fucked me over and used my help to go from 5 figs to 7 each.
you left it in the img kek and I didn't see it I'm blind.

[Anonymous No.55932943]

>>55932934
Kurobaex

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55932952]

>>55932932
It honestly hasn't been this bad since the covid slow down, and then you'd have to go back to 2008 financial crisis to see it like this.

[Anonymous No.55932954]

>>55932934
That's like asking what's the best kitchen appliance or the best cooking item or asking, hey what's the best tool? You might wanna be a little more specific

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55932959]

>>55932942
well yeah, i'd have to pay to get the watermark removed, and fuck paying for this shit.

[Anonymous No.55932960]

>>55932905
Interest free, of course.

[Anonymous No.55932969]

I actually can't tell what they are going tomorrow after this absolute shitshow. Still can't really believe it.

[Anonymous No.55932974]

for me it's glow and yes i would get circ'd for her

[Anonymous No.55932979]

>>55932225
You think anything can stop tomorrow from happening, mumu?

[Anonymous No.55932984]

>>55932879
Banks dont send agents here4 to shill trillion dollar market cap companies
Being bullish on nvid is not some grand conspiracy, especially considering the amount of chatter semi conductors get around here
Smart money didnt buy the hype, dumb money did. Nothing else to say.

[Anonymous No.55932987]

>>55932974
I also love arab russian mutants
yummmy

[Anonymous No.55932988]

what's that smell?

[Anonymous No.55932991]

>>55932785
If you enjoyed today, you'll love tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55932990]

>>55932974
lmao, for me it's 2017 Pelagea with blue contact lenses

[Anonymous No.55932992]

>>55932974
For me its the first cleavage I saw on the big screen

[Anonymous No.55932997]

>>55932932
I'll try to explain the economy to those that don't work at an office.

It's one thing to lay off people, or sell property, or not renew contracts to buy tech, if you as a company specifically fucked up your financials and need to course correct.

>>55932952
so,
This behavior is the first place executives and directors go when thinking about how to
>weather the storm
but they don't realize they are creating the storm. The whole reason tech and similar industries that rely heavily on debt and cheap liquidity can quickly turn things back to profit is that they just need to go find money somewhere else.

When EVERYONE HOLDS THEIR MONEY the music stops in the american economy, largely driven by tech. you don't generate more revenue by saving money. you don't pay down your business loans by saving money. but as things get worse, like an avalanche, every company will grasp onto its remaining cash like its last hope.
Then the
>fraud
and the
>theft
will start happening as executives see the end coming and start cashing out with insider deals and fat paychecks before chapter 11.
The final cherry on the sundae will be the money made by construction companies building homes into the infinite demand we have rn, and then everything will go lights out.

>I got mine, go get your own
will be the failure of the US stock market this time around. Cash-positive businesses will survive.
Cash-negative businesses will die.

[Anonymous No.55932999]

Fuck it I'm out. Putting my money in a high yield CD

[Anonymous No.55933007]

>>55932974
That makeup on the eyes is the biggest cheat.

Women look completely different without makeup around the eyes, whatever they do there.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55933010]

>>55932979
If we were to try to stop tomorrow's happening it would require a team to go into Jackson's Hole and interrupt their human sacrifice, but interrupting the ceremony will piss off Moloch and cause the happening to be even worse....

[Anonymous No.55933011]

>>55932999
Nice trips, that's actually pretty bullish for stocks

[Anonymous No.55933015]

>>55932997
>every company will grasp onto its remaining cash like its last hope.
in this way, tech companies will knock, bang, and even beg at each others doorsteps for measly amounts of cash for an agreement to continue business and generating revenue in from the relationship.
To all their customers
>I need money
To all their vendors
>I have no money
It all STOPS. IT STOPS. THE MUSIC ENDS. THE STEAM ENGINE IS COLD. THERE IS NO FUEL OR FUME LEFT TO EVEN COUGH THE ENGINE OVER

[Anonymous No.55933017]

>>55932250
>>55932254
>>55932427
>>55932431
>>55932432
>>55932671
>>55932708
>>55932786
>>55932788
You're holding it wrong.
>>55932905
Feb WFC 16 P gang

[Anonymous No.55933024]

>tfw cash gang but perfectly predicted the week
need to funnel my inner burry and have conviction

[Anonymous No.55933027]

omfg Gibi bodyslammed the wall

[Anonymous No.55933032]

>>55933022
>>55933022
>>55933022
>>55933022
Central Baking

[Anonymous No.55933039]

>>55932282
https://youtu.be/eh_0oaJcMgY?si=EgbQRph7mKBoau58
My favorite Steve millder band track. Provides good atmosphere for trading

[Anonymous No.55933043]

>>55932923
We ded

[Anonymous No.55933044]

>>55932932
I work at a super stable company. Basically everyone in the world has to use our stuff and only one company can provide the service. Congress picks that company and they have always picked us.
Over the last six months the higher up leadership has gotten super picky about costs. The Junior engineers are suddenly all about to get fired for one reason or another and everyone is walking on egg shells all day.

Stuff is about to get serious.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55933052]

>>55932997
Yeah it's a self fulfilling problem. Everyone thinks it's bad and needs to cut spending, so usually you cut back on your marketing, and then your revenue declines, so you make further cuts, and that impacts everyone else and other businesses it just snowballs from there.

[Anonymous No.55933064]

>>55932959
off topic but
> put ()'s around your generations
try this one and see if you like it:

((nsfw)) 1girl asuka, ((expose_nipple) large_breasts) glistening_breasts, open_swimsuit, (glistening_shiny_glossy_skin)

also if it takes a negative prompt:
((bullish)), mumu, cow, green, happy, (money)

[Anonymous No.55933086]

>>55932997
>cash-positive businesses

[Anonymous No.55933088]

>>55932551
>>55932620
>>55932984
Why are you denying so hard.
Very suspicious

[Anonymous No.55933125]

>>55933017
*40P
Wow I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.55933150]

>>55932999
HES SLURPING T BILL, JUST LIKE ME

[Anonymous No.55933780]

Baking...