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[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.55929163]

Chicken Brine Edition

>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>55927750

[Anonymous No.55929184]

Oppai

[Anonymous No.55929185]

NVDA CLOSE RED

[Anonymous No.55929192]

Reminder that NVDA closes red today: >>55925284

>but..but the pain trade is that stocks go up everyday and everyone gets rich!!!
No, the pain trade is that NVDA beats and closes red
>but there wasn't even any news!
Yes there was. We're heading into a global depression and it gets clearer everyday
>you're a permabear!!!
Yes

[Anonymous No.55929193]

SORRY BOBO,THIS IS A BULLMARKET

[Anonymous No.55929196]

>>55929185
How red tho
I need it to be very red btw

[Anonymous No.55929197]

We go down today?

[Anonymous No.55929199]

>csco
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55929200]

>>55929163
Build-a-Bear Workshop!
>you didn't make 17% on market open with me
Sad

[Anonymous No.55929201]

NVDAsissies????? I thought having the same amount of sales but just increasing your prices because you're a monopoly was a good thing...

[Bobo No.55929203]

First for Racism
Niggers tongue my Anus

[Anonymous No.55929204]

Can't we just tell europe to raise their taxes and then funnel the extra money back into the US stock market? Getting real tired of this shit

[Anonymous No.55929205]

TOTAL MUMU DEATH

[Anonymous No.55929207]

>>55929163
i've started dry-brining my chicken with powdered bouillon. does a good job, brings a little more than salt alone

[Anonymous No.55929208]

Are you telling me nobody wants to buy 2000 dollar video cards that perform marginally better than 400 video cards?

[Anonymous No.55929212]

Imagine waking up this morning and legitimately thinking "yeah this is the perfect time to short!". Blowout earnings that were completely counter to your predictions, and you STILL double down on being a faggot bear. I'd say it's unbelievable but you retards proved your stupidity leading up to these earnings. Three months of shortsighted contrarian horseshit. Can't wait for your new shorts to be underwater lmfao

[Anonymous No.55929213]

Help me bear bros!!!

[Anonymous No.55929214]

What is going to happen in Jacksons hole?

[Anonymous No.55929215]

>>55929207
>not wet brining
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55929216]

Anon who bought 20k worth of NVDA calls please post an update.

[Anonymous No.55929220]

Soxl bros?

[Anonymous No.55929222]

Can’t believe I’m down $2,000 on SOXS and BOIL. I’m locked down and can’t play…

[Bobo No.55929223]

>>55929205
YEAH BABY

[Anonymous No.55929224]

So should I sell of my VOO shares cause I'm scared of September, or do I keep them and sell my other positions to buy more VOO if it dips? My average cost basis is $378 so I'm doing all right.

[Anonymous No.55929228]

>>55929193
No nigga this is a BEAR MARKET

[Anonymous No.55929234]

>>55929216

[Anonymous No.55929235]

>>55929213
Holy shit 40%

[Anonymous No.55929236]

>>55929163
op doesn't know what a a fucking brine is edition. ive been brining the chicken in my pic for 6 months now.

[Anonymous No.55929237]

>>55929207
I just made a batch of tandori chicken last night.

[Anonymous No.55929239]

>>55929213
Bobro... dont short indexes, choose your opponent more specific.
its more likely that mumu finds some bullshit reason to rally and index stays up, just pick names more wisely.
staples oversold and rebound today, keeping it up while tex is sold...

[Anonymous No.55929242]

brainlet question
what happens with an etf if the issuer goes insolvent? does it get liquidated and i lose all the money invested or does it keep going and goes to whoever buys it out later?

[Anonymous No.55929243]

For me, it's money markets ETFs

[Anonymous No.55929244]

>>55929208
Countries are FOMOing into H100 GPUs (now comically called "AI Chips" by investors) because they think AI powered robots will be roaming the earth next year and they need to get ahead of it. All of this because ChatGPT can write high school history papers and give you a list of turtle themed fantasy football names

[Anonymous No.55929247]

I SAY JOKE, YOU SAY MARKET!

JOKE

[Anonymous No.55929250]

What happen?

[Anonymous No.55929252]

>>55929247
Oppai

[Anonymous No.55929253]

NEXT LEG DOWN FOR NVDA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.55929255]

>>55929250
A bunch of faggots who got their shorts rekt are doubling down on one of the most objectively retarded plays of all time

[Anonymous No.55929256]

>>55929234
d-did you sell anon? please tell us

[Anonymous No.55929258]

>>55929239
I'm new ish to options

[Anonymous No.55929261]

shout out all my real bobo homies who doubled down at open. go ahead mumu pump it back up. buy the dip. Chat GBT

[Anonymous No.55929266]

>>55929242
with ETFs you legally own the underlying so there is no risk to you should the issuer go under. however ETNs such as VXX or FNGU have country-party risk of the issuer

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55929267]

I got my SPY put faggot's delights. Lets go down down to back to the fair value town.

[Anonymous No.55929274]

>>55929258
euro fag, we only have stupit certificates,

index for the big crash and hedging, tames for pullbacks.

Its so fucking beautiful, amd keeps dropping <3

[Bobo No.55929275]

>>55929216
NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
>NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
>NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
>NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
>NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
>MOM DAD

[Anonymous No.55929276]

DIE MUMU DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[Anonymous No.55929279]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.55929283]

NVDA you don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.55929285]

>>55929267
After the dip on Friday, better make it a long call. Because we're going up

[Anonymous No.55929287]

>>55929220

[Anonymous No.55929288]

LMFAO what are those candles on BOIL

[Anonymous No.55929289]

>>55929266
got it thanks a lot

[Anonymous No.55929290]

>Back to yesterday's open
Wow jesus fucking christ now that's some completely gay shit right there

[Anonymous No.55929291]

where is this room temperature IQ faggot to apologize?
>>55928952

[Bobo No.55929293]

[Anonymous No.55929294]

>>55929244
This. Yet none of the actual AI companies getting any of that dosh so far just NIGDIA

[Anonymous No.55929296]

>>55929213
I've got stores full of bears for you.
>LONG BEAR
>LONG BEAR
>LONG BEAR

[Anonymous No.55929301]

BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL
check computer

[Anonymous No.55929302]

Uhh BOIL just went crazy
Explanation?

[Anonymous No.55929304]

I can't believe I didn't short DAX harder, absolute shitshow. Anybody who's still buying this must be really retarded. I can only assume Algos are buying this. Nobody can be this stupid.

[Anonymous No.55929305]

>100k nvda call anon from last night thought he made it
>now he has to go back to being a wagie

[Anonymous No.55929307]

FUCKING DIE

[Bobo No.55929309]

>>55929301
Fuck didn't buy

[Anonymous No.55929312]

So AI was fake and gay after all, berry inderesting

[Anonymous No.55929313]

>Oil sliding
Not like this oil Chads

[Anonymous No.55929314]

>T. Shorted
-240 TSLA
-380 LULU
-108 AMD

No mercy for the shitstocks.

Drifting short gains into DIA inflation resilients stocks especially the health related stocks which is the sector with the most beautiful trends.
Long
-amgn
-V
-jnj
-mrk
-cboe
-ibkr
-trv
-ftv
-sny
-hon
-ko
Long term investments

This is financial advice for this retarded yet addictive board

[Anonymous No.55929316]

apple 900bucks
amd 1600bucks
only apple shorts and staple calls open
STEAK AND LOBSTER BOBROS

[Anonymous No.55929318]

>>55929302

[Anonymous No.55929320]

>>55929314
this board is NOT addictive retract this post immediately!

[Anonymous No.55929322]

>>55929301
Yo wtf how? why?

[Anonymous No.55929324]

>>55929302
Every Thurs at 10:30 is EIA storage injection report.

[Anonymous No.55929325]

I lost $700 on NVDA puts. What the fuck do I buy to make it back TODAY

[Anonymous No.55929328]

calling ALL bobros to pile in and short nvidia. we need to get this piece of shit to end red today.

[Anonymous No.55929333]

Look at that green dildo on UNG lawd have mercy

[Anonymous No.55929334]

Sirs EBET is squeezing .50c by EOW

[Anonymous No.55929336]

>OH MY HECKIN ECONOMIC SOIENCE SELL LE NEWS SELL SELL SELL SLELELELELEL AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55929337]

>>55929328
will jump in if we lose 480

[Anonymous No.55929338]

You ate breakfast right anon?

[Bobo No.55929339]

>>55929316
Magnificent. I went from -$600 at open to breakeven on my long term puts. Would be nice to have the strength and confidence you have, fellow bobo

[Anonymous No.55929340]

OH NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.55929342]

>>55929325
losing this mindset.
trading like that will lose you another grand!

[Anonymous No.55929343]

Another financial advice :
-Long dollar put it on yields (4.8% on ibkr)
The US will make the $ scarce again and will crash the europoors (me) into hyperinflation (10 years from now).
Which means US weak stock (tech) will take a huge hit while euro resilients stocks will fight inflation.
Watch turkey, argentina stock market.

Enjoy the shitshow, US is probably making a Japan scenario

This is still financial advice

[Anonymous No.55929344]

>>55929338
yes, 3 cups of coffee and a monster energy drink

[Anonymous No.55929345]

>>55929301
holy fuck I've been waiting for this reversal for weeks, I ended up buying yesterday so i'm still in the red, but I hope this is going to recover

[Anonymous No.55929346]

>WE ARE STILL IN A HECKIN BEAR MARKET CHUD SELELELELLELELELELLE

[Anonymous No.55929350]

[Anonymous No.55929354]

>>55929338
Still on the 1st cup of coffee with sugar and cream.

[Anonymous No.55929358]

>>55928639
told ya

[Anonymous No.55929359]

>>55929314
>>55929343
i hope you have your certification to give financial advice because i'm suing you

[Anonymous No.55929360]

>>55929338
fuck, no, thanks for reminding me unironically
gonna make me some oats

[Anonymous No.55929361]

>>55929314
Why the absolute fuck would you short AMD and TSLA here??? Are you joking? Inb4 you come back with some retarded boomer shit about muh peepee ratios

[Bobo No.55929362]

>>55929334
I call this chart pattern the "it's over"
>it's unironically over

[Anonymous No.55929369]

>>55929338
Does 2 cups of coffee count?

[Anonymous No.55929373]

>>55929342
Still holding my December Niggvidia puts. Down big but I’m expecting a credit event with one of the big investment banks to happen the next month or so, so I’ll stay underwater a little longer but whatever

[Anonymous No.55929376]

>>55929042
Beheemed
Beclowned
Betonguing (my anus)

[Anonymous No.55929379]

>>55929338
a bottle of coke, and 8 cuppa coffee
bbq in the evenig after such a beautiful day.

[Anonymous No.55929380]

>>55929373
what the fr*ck are you talking about bro? credit event?

[Anonymous No.55929385]

Yo wait, wtf, NVDA is still green? So the computer just sells NVDA and sells everything else with it, but NVDA was so green yesterday it's still green and everything else is red HAAHAHAAHAH

[Anonymous No.55929386]

>>55929361
1) I didn't short here my short is already paid up I just have to wait now
2) I don't short on valuation I short on retardation

[Anonymous No.55929387]

>>55929338
I haven’t had money for drugs, feels bad man

[Anonymous No.55929391]

>>55929338
I eat a protein shake every morning and evening with
>~400ml water
>200g quark
>30g whey protein
>cacao or cinnamon powder
>honey
>200g oats

[Anonymous No.55929398]

I was right to dump my PYPL bags at open for a modest profit

[Anonymous No.55929401]

>>55929361
Just witness me it'll be enough
Also don't lose all your money but it's not my problem

[Anonymous No.55929404]

I'm a bobo, but we are actually selling on no news, right? I mean, why is this happening right now?

[Anonymous No.55929405]

>>55929345
Shit, I've been buying since it was in the $63s and I'm green, how in the fuck are you red buying yesterday?

[Anonymous No.55929409]

>>55929380
Schwab and PNC not doing so good. Bonds coming to maturity forcing liquidations. Are you retarded and thought NVIDIA “saved the market”?

[Anonymous No.55929414]

>>55929405
okay might've been like two days ago, i'm at even atm

[Anonymous No.55929416]

>>55929404
we all know nvidia is not worth that trillion dollar cap and valuation needs some serious adjustment, her loss is taking out other stocks. i thought i could time the AAPL loss enough but nope i'm down 1.1%

[Anonymous No.55929418]

>>55929346
When they depict you as the wojak while all three indexes are racing to see who can get to -2% faster.
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.55929417]

>>55929409
nah fuck Gayvidia just wondering why you expected an imminent credit event especially when you know the fed will just bail out everyone

[Anonymous No.55929420]

aaaa what should i buy...
nvda or tsla puts
nvda almost below 480 and tsla lost 230
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Bobo No.55929422]

>>55929409
>2 weeks of sperging about NVDA "carrying the market"
>bullfags do it again, buying the shill campaign, like pottery
Never change

[Anonymous No.55929427]

>>55929404
Retail bears doubling down on their most retarded thesis to date. Fed Harker came out and said some borderline hawkish shit but that's to be expected. Retail idiots waiting for Jackson Hole so they can count the specks of dust on Powell's tie and interpret it like tea leaves. Legitimately absurd day, I expect it to reverse hard but we'll see

[Anonymous No.55929434]

i am going to coom so fucking hard if nvidia goes red

[Anonymous No.55929436]

>>55929417
The BTFP was for savings, checking, and deposit accounts only. Yes it’s caused some stock market pumps since March, but that’s only for as long as the bonds and MBS remain off the balance sheets till maturity

[Anonymous No.55929437]

>BOIL
STFU
>Yields
STFU
>NVIDIA
STFU
>News
STFU
>401k
STFU
>bears
STFU
>bulls
STFU

Idiots.

[Anonymous No.55929442]

>bought at 465 yesterday morning
>sold at 503 just before earnings report
feels good man

[Anonymous No.55929444]

>>55929437
rude.

[Anonymous No.55929454]

Im a pretty humble guy i just want QQQ to touch 350 within next week after that the market can do what ever i really don't care

[Anonymous No.55929455]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55929458]

out of apple puts, sweet 200bucks
now i wait for confirmation in nvda 480 and or a rebound..

[Anonymous No.55929462]

WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE

[Anonymous No.55929465]

>>55929444
Found one.
Go back to browsing CNBC's web portal for all that oh so important information you need to make informed decisions, loser.

[Anonymous No.55929466]

>>55929427
I think the joke was to make everybody think we pump til Jackson hole and crash it in advance. Have fun staying a Mumu

[Anonymous No.55929467]

>>55929414
Ah, ok. Well, I just sold a very small amount of mine to somewhat tighten my holdings, because HOOD is a first in first out, so that trimmed some of my earliest buys out of the seed, and re-freed cash for buying down more on the next dips. Always be ready for *anything* with this motherfucker. I started this seed with $10 on Aug 18th and bought a good bit on the 22nd, still green as fuck, it's all in how you work it on the way down. Over and over I say buy in small, then buy in more and more the deeper that it goes, DCA, and be ready for *anything* (up or down) at any time.

[Anonymous No.55929470]

>>55929462
for the day XD

[Anonymous No.55929471]

>>55929455
can someone redpill me on zerker shrugs?

[Anonymous No.55929472]

>>55929213
I sold too soon. Fuck

[Anonymous No.55929473]

>>55929465
no.

[Anonymous No.55929477]

lol the RSI on SOXX long term charts is bullish as fuck, great job bears you pushed everything down to technical buy levels in record time

[Anonymous No.55929480]

>>55929454
Even morons luck out from time to time.
What I'm saying is there's hope for you yet so don't give up.

[Anonymous No.55929484]

>>55928793
Kek. Timing over the market v. time in the market.

[Anonymous No.55929485]

>>55929427
You're fucking retarded mumu.
Harker is one of the more dovish members of the Fed.
Jackson Hole 2023 will be your Waterloo.

[Anonymous No.55929487]

>>55929471
Great way to load up heavy once you're used to the position of the bar since you aren't restricted by grip strength. Can help you to build great traps.

[Anonymous No.55929489]

>>55929404
News are a meme moron, we're dumping on profit taking and puckering up our Jackson hole.

[Anonymous No.55929490]

there we go
NVDA 480
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55929491]

when is a good time to buy AMD? its 5% down already

[Anonymous No.55929495]

>>55929485
>>55929427
Yeah, I also just read Harker saying he doesn't expect a further hike. LMAO, classic MUMU

[Anonymous No.55929497]

More fed speakers to come.

[Anonymous No.55929507]

no goyim you will not make any money from options

[Bobo No.55929510]

>>55929437
what do you want to talk about then, anon?

[Anonymous No.55929515]

Where are the permabulls that were calling me retarded for liquidating everything in the green on Monday?

[Anonymous No.55929517]

>>55929485
Lol Jackson Hole will be as meaningless as it was last year. People unironically selling and freaking out because "his speech was 8 minutes instead of 20!!!!!!!" is chimpanzee-tier decision making. Bears ignore it for some reason (immense retardation, probably) but the economy is clearly not doing as badly as they desperately want it to be when companies, like Nvidia, are making $13bn per quarter and raising guidance.

[Anonymous No.55929532]

>>55929437
>on a Korean basket weaving forum about stocks
Ishiggydiggy

[Anonymous No.55929537]

also poor AMC, mismanaged to the core. i still enjoy the occasional movie but fuck these ticket prices my local place does $5 tuesdays

[Anonymous No.55929560]

>>55929517
Last year was -150 point move on spx in one day. That's a lot of money to be made.

[Anonymous No.55929564]

>>55929510
I don't want to talk about anything and I'm amazed that you're all so eager to wear out your keyboards typing absolute useless nonsense.
>the ECB did X bros, wtf?
>the FED adjusted datas, how can she adjust?
Do you clowns even hear yourselves?
C'mon. C'mon.

[Anonymous No.55929569]

How to control myself? I can pretty consistently make a few hundred bucks a week but i always end up dumping all i earn into earnings call gambling and start back from square one?

I turned 800 into 4k over last 2 months and then i just go dump all 4k into nvidia puts kek

[Anonymous No.55929574]

>>55929517
>NVDA
>DATA CENTER CHIPS
>Economy
LMAO EVEN

[Anonymous No.55929576]

last play of the day, 480puts nvda.
then its time for some coke blackjack and hookers

[Anonymous No.55929577]

>>55929414
>>55929467
To give an idea, I see that on the 22nd I was throwing $1 orders at it on its way down, just building that initial seed, what I call the ceiling. Then as the dates progressed lower I started adding bigger orders, lots of $5/10/20. Then as it went deeper still started buying whole shares. I bought the first 2 whole shares in this seed on the 22nd at $61, then on the 23rd I bought 5 shares at $60.28, then 2 more at $59.23, 1 more at $59.20, on and on. I bought my last share this morning at $56.72. Anyway, I'm plenty green and this should just help illustrate *my* way of doing it, which is certainly not the absolute best way or whatever, but it's working and making me $.

[Anonymous No.55929579]

>mfw NVDA spent about 7 seconds above $500
>now $480

[Anonymous No.55929581]

>>55929569
put half your gains into long term investments and don't fuckin touch them bruh

[Bobo No.55929584]

>>55929239
Smart

[Anonymous No.55929585]

>>55929537
What do you mean? You aren’t ready to spend 40$ on a matinee movie by yourself? This is what a healthy economy looks like

[Anonymous No.55929586]

ERPNF to the moon long. It's a great long term investment, but its short term price action should be excellent as well. Consider how Piedmont, Lithium Americas, Core Mining, and other lithium resource companies have experienced 200-400% returns, despite being further behind in development and lacking a strategic location.

[Anonymous No.55929590]

The big tell was the $25 bil buyback, for anyone wondering

[Anonymous No.55929594]

>>55929569
kek like me, turned 3k in 7 oder a month to buy weekly tsla 220puts into this shizo 8% pump,
turned 7k into 900bucks but got 5k back next day , dimond hands lmao

[Anonymous No.55929595]

What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.55929598]

>>55929595
>WOAH BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.55929600]

...so this is the end

[Anonymous No.55929602]

>>55929577
that's a cool way to DCA

[Anonymous No.55929603]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55929607]

>>55929598
kek

[Anonymous No.55929608]

i spent the day downloading porn again

[Anonymous No.55929612]

>>55929590
Explain? To me the weird thing is announcing that when the stock is sky high.

[Anonymous No.55929613]

everything is going to zero

[Anonymous No.55929611]

>>55929569
Want the painful truth? Become an options seller. Use any and all money you have to buy good tech stocks with actual growth potential and then sell covered calls in bull and crab markets while using cash secured puts to buy stocks in a bear market. It's boring, it's lame but you'll make money consistently and if done right you'll outperform the market.

[Anonymous No.55929614]

>>55929564
You have to first post something of substance before having the right to complain about what others do.

[Anonymous No.55929615]

As what do you classify this price action this week? Bear trap? Bull trap? Crab trap?

[Anonymous No.55929621]

i'm pissing BLOOD , aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.55929624]

all those gloating mumus from yesterday are strangely absent

[Anonymous No.55929625]

Damn, was really looking forward to thick girl cock in my mouth. Oh well

[Anonymous No.55929627]

>https://slashdot.org/story/23/08/24/143252/msi-leaks-intel-14th-gen-core-specs-confirms-its-3-faster-on-average-than-13th-gen
INTCsiblings...

[Anonymous No.55929632]

Imagine all the dipshits that thought their AMC/APE bags couldn’t go lower. Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.55929634]

Who told me to LONG NVDA? show yourself

[Anonymous No.55929635]

>>55929625
hehehehe
what is this green line on my screen nvda ia bout to lose :3

[Anonymous No.55929636]

>NVDA +1%
OOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55929637]

nice nvidia earnings retards
i ignored every one of the retards who came out to talk shit last night because i knew i would get to come back and laugh in your fucking face
buy some more nvidia retards lmao

[Anonymous No.55929639]

>>55929615
Bull trap yesterday, bear trap today.

[Anonymous No.55929640]

>>55929615
Bear and bull trap. It hasn't been this chaotic in awhile.

[Anonymous No.55929646]

>>55929627
aw yiss

[Anonymous No.55929650]

>>55929637
Let’s see what happens by 2pm; I wonder if you’ll own up to your own bamboozlement. Is this your first day in the market!?

[Anonymous No.55929654]

>>55929612
Exactly the point. It's execs silently admitting this pump is bullshit, but trying to squeeze just a bit more through temporarily manipulating supply/demand.
A logical person might ask, why were they not announcing buybacks like this when shares dumped to $100 last year? Why declare a token buyback at the absolute top of a massive pump?

[Anonymous No.55929656]

>>55929627
>3% faster
>only real improvement is putting in more cores
IT'S INTELOVER

[Anonymous No.55929658]

NVDA ALMOST RED

[Anonymous No.55929663]

>>55929632
I'm convinced the people who started this were some economy students that were intern at hedge funds or something alike. Or some new guys at these companies who just lured all these fuckin retards into this shit. PSYOPED so hard, that every naysayer is a shill.

[Anonymous No.55929664]

>>55929650
i sold nvidia options yesterday and collected an easy 50% at open
i dont care what the stock does, im just here to laugh at the blind retards who think a few billion dollars matters in the global stock market

[Bobo No.55929676]

>>55929603
>>55929600
IT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING
LINE GO DOWN
LINE GO DOWN
>LINE GO DOWN
> LINE GO DOWN
> .L I N E. .G O. .D O W N.
look at the bold horizontal line

[Anonymous No.55929678]

>>55929615
a classic Trap Trap

[Anonymous No.55929679]

I sold my puts too soon
Aaahhhhhh

[Anonymous No.55929682]

>>55929602
I start at a point where I am essentially as sure as it's possible to be that it will go back up from at some point, even if it goes way lower between "now and then". That's where I start building my "ceiling", with caution, trying to put up a net to catch any upside that happens sooner than I expect, even if it's only a small net. This way, it's not enough to stress over if it keeps on dropping like I *do* expect, but it then becomes the floor if it winds up going up from there and forming a support for a new range by surprise. I try to have a pretty good idea of what *should* happen, and what *could* happen, informing the amounts that I inject at the various levels, and I never, ever forget that natgas is the one and only trade in all of trading that is known as
THA WIDOWMAKAH.

[Anonymous No.55929681]

NVIDIA? MORE LIKE NO VIDYA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55929683]

>AMC loses 60% of its value in a month and goes down to $2.00
>reverse split moves it up to $20.00 before the market opens
>already at $13.75 for a 30% loss already today

[Anonymous No.55929684]

>>55929569
thats not enough money to be life changing so degenerate gambling is actually a good choice. once you get to six figures thats when you need to start managing risk

[Anonymous No.55929687]

yes today is definitely a classic buy the dip that keeps dipping trap
please, buy more, you fucking baffoons
incompetent fools

[Anonymous No.55929692]

I hope the 20k NVDA calls anon of yesterday sold this shit and didn't hold. He said he went all in.

[Anonymous No.55929694]

>>55929654
So you just completely ignore the concept of doing buybacks when you expect your company to become much more valuable in the relatively-near future?

>>55929650
I can't believe they're being this retarded on unironically good earnings

[Anonymous No.55929698]

>>55929683
Wildest part was the share holders had to vote for this.

[Anonymous No.55929701]

>>55929692
youd have to believe he had the order queued at open
that would be the silliest way to lose all your money

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55929703]

>>55929285
I'm already up 100 percents. You're fired!

[Anonymous No.55929704]

The dump...is in?

[Anonymous No.55929712]

>>55929701
We live in silly times my guy

[Anonymous No.55929714]

>>55929698
AMC is a solid company, with enough liquidity and thus a sound investment.

[Anonymous No.55929717]

just keep buying bros, eventually youll pick the right spot!

[Anonymous No.55929721]

>>55929704
american god vs peasants

[Anonymous No.55929728]

ah yes, moon AH dump next day
very cool

[Anonymous No.55929729]

>>55929701
>that would be the silliest way to lose all your money
/smg/ does stand for Silly Manic Goys

[Anonymous No.55929732]

>Panic sets in

[Anonymous No.55929733]

>>55929714
Sure.

[Anonymous No.55929736]

>>55929712
Srs worlds create silly honkers
Silly honkers create clown worlds
Clown worlds create honkamaniacs
Honkamaniacs create srs worlds

[Anonymous No.55929738]

>>55929615
>CASH GANG SUPREMACY WEEK

[Anonymous No.55929740]

>wake up
>want to learn new skill
>too tired because of work
>"I'll do it tomorrow"
>too tired because of work
>repeat

seriously how do people have the energy to learn new skills to make more money? I cant concentrate anymore when I get back from work, I feel like I'm getting dumber too, my attention span is significantly shorter compared to when I was in school.

[Anonymous No.55929743]

>>55929736
Too much JRE

[Anonymous No.55929746]

>>55929728
if it wasnt obvious that the jews were going to use nvidia to lure money in and then start harvesting again i just dont know what to tell you

[Anonymous No.55929749]

>NVDA
¡Ay Carumba!

[Anonymous No.55929761]

I actually got played today (BOBO). I didn't expect this gigadump. I closed my shorts too early. I thought it would happen tomorrow. We all get heemed it seems.

New strategy, open position, not look at it for at least 3-4 hours. Would have made a lot more money if I did this, this I have reviewed the last weeks.

[Anonymous No.55929768]

>oh hey, the price started stabilizing for few days now, it should slowly go up, right?
>LOL NO, FUCK YOU, DUMP TIME
Come on now

[Anonymous No.55929771]

>>55929682
>>55929602
Shit, one more thing that you may find helpful to know in picturing all this, which isn't conveyed by the above info, I wound up with a total of 141 shares in this seed and now have 113. I'm ready for more dips in the days ahead, which is what I expect, or surprise rips higher, which I do not *expect* until into Oct/Nov, Always keep the seed/free cash ratio in a good ratio/balance to be ready for whatever may come.

[Anonymous No.55929772]

>>55929761
This is why I sleep in some days. You won't have the urge to hit that button but you could seriously miss something big.

[Anonymous No.55929775]

Damn, I knew I should've bought SOXS last night lmao

[Anonymous No.55929776]

uff last play of the day gave me.....
4,5bucks HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Time to start the grill Bobros
god Luck and dont get fucked by a randy rebound!

[Bobo No.55929778]

>>55929681
>100,000 shares short at 3x
Fuck anon. (You) just made my Net worth in a day

[Anonymous No.55929779]

>>55929692
Wait, is it that options anon who started a week or two back by going all in and winning one or two trades?

[Anonymous No.55929786]

Fucking shit
I bought the top.
Should I buy more and avg down or is this trade dead?

[Anonymous No.55929787]

>>55929768
>everything says NVDA should go up
>line goes down
why not.

[Anonymous No.55929791]

>>55929740
>wake up
>50% chance of attending daily morning conference call
>work on my own personal projects while prompting waifus
>have mouse mover on work laptop
>vaguely do some work for the company to keep up the appearances
>trade and shitpost on days I'm at the office through VNC

[Anonymous No.55929796]

The US economy is outsourced AI manufacturing to Chyna and selling yoga pants

[Anonymous No.55929799]

My soxl lost its whole gain i sas alseep until just now (neet)

[Anonymous No.55929800]

>>55929778
It's not 100k NVDA shares, it's a leveraged ETF. Unless your networth is about $400 I haven't made that much. Wish I had.

[Anonymous No.55929805]

Reminder: You're going to get KARPED again

[Bobo No.55929806]

>>55929799
Checked and rekt

[Anonymous No.55929811]

>>55927980
>>55927912
>>55927776
HAHAHA HAAH HAH HAHA HA HA
TRIED TO TELL YOU MUMU HA HA HA

[Anonymous No.55929812]

>>55929787
I wasn't even looking at NVIDIA. I was checking on SPY.

[Anonymous No.55929813]

>>55929768
>stabilizing prices
>inflation is back
>all indices still near ATH
>PE rations still in fucking orbit
>markets still retard-pumping on bad economic news

[Anonymous No.55929814]

>>55929799
Bro... dont sleep when you have money on the table...
are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.55929815]

i sold my SOXL yesterday
wanted to beheem myself AH
feelin good today

[Anonymous No.55929820]

>>55929812
Rest of the market should go down since it had no business being up yesterday.

[Anonymous No.55929825]

>chips act: 55 billion usd
>retards: imma short

[Anonymous No.55929829]

>>55929825
literally free money

[Anonymous No.55929830]

>>55929815
Hell yeah crystal ball bro WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55929833]

>>55929811
kid has got to learn some time

[Anonymous No.55929834]

>>55929813
>inflation is back
ah, of course it did

>>55929820
I was trying to be optimistic and thought the market just had the typical dip it has every so often.
BUT OF COURSE IT DOES REVERSE EVERYTHING I DO

[Anonymous No.55929836]

>VIX isn't rising relative to SPX inverse
is the market really not hedging for Jack Hole Son?

[Anonymous No.55929840]

>>55929184
Daisuki desu

>>55929163
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING -BUDDY- ZONE

[Anonymous No.55929848]

Quick buck off dltr shorts
Now do we short GAP or do niggers even live near those

Niggers stealing will make me MONEY

[Anonymous No.55929849]

I'm also convinced that stockmarket traders are WAY bigger assholes than the Oiltraders. DAX even pumped in early EU session for nothing but bait. -280 points since the top of the day. Absolutely devilish evil.


>>55929786
Ayyy

>>55929772
I had positions at the literal top of DAX today and I made maybe 1/8 of what I could have made if I just went away. I wouldn't waste time in front the computer. I would make money doing nothing. It's really stupid. 1-2 weeks ago I did this, I just went to bed when I got bored, woke up, made money.

[Anonymous No.55929859]

>>55929771
I dunno it bounced today really hard off of the historic low trendline, I'm bullish for it

[Anonymous No.55929862]

>>55929849
Ayyy?

TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

[Anonymous No.55929861]

>JACK HOLE SON
>JACK HOLE SON
>won't you come

[Anonymous No.55929869]

>>55929825
That money goes right into bobo's pockets.

>>55929779
Don't know. Yesterday he several times repeated he was all in with 20k and hoped to make 100k.

[Anonymous No.55929870]

>>55929825
>US MANUFACTURING
Aren't US flags made in China?

[Anonymous No.55929871]

>>55929805
Why didnt I short it when everyone was calling it a glowie stock again

[Anonymous No.55929875]

>>55929761
only trade with conviction, dont be a pussybear

[Anonymous No.55929876]

>mumus had fun for less than 24 hours
many such cases

[Anonymous No.55929884]

>>55929694
>So you just completely ignore the concept of doing buybacks when you expect your company to become much more valuable in the relatively-near future?
You're buying the story. I saw the tell. Sorry you missed the exit at $510 lmao.

25 bil is equivalent to a 2% dividend, by the way. They're not exactly doing you any huge favors with that one, removing the small safety net they have to deploy an unsustainable 2% boost in share value. And this is all ignoring SBC, much of which was allocated at lower share prices when, again, they had no buyback. You are the exit liquidity.

[Anonymous No.55929885]

>>55929208
Pretty much not to mention how obscenely large and power hungry they are. I may have to buy a new pc soon and ive been looking around for a new pc on and off. Was considering going max on cpu and gpu components so its useful for a long time as i dislike the idea of reopening it to replace a single component. But got turned off asap, the amount of power draw it takes, wew lad its assuming the outlet has a 2k capacity, that power draw is too sus for me not to mention how big the pc tower will be and needing some loud cooling. I dont risk water cooling. Cut my expectations down to maybe a 4080 but that might still be too much and i hate the idea of it being long. I want a small pc tower this time, i hate how big and clunky my current one is. I suspect nvda would do better if they weren't abandoning size and power effciency for size and power. Makes me wonder if i need to scale for a 3700 instead any in the 40xx series

[Anonymous No.55929886]

>he only had to listen

>>55926063

[Anonymous No.55929889]

>>55929870
just need your headquarters in the land of the free

[Anonymous No.55929890]

>>55929861
AND WASH AWAY THE PAIN?

>>55929875
It's not fear, it was "planning". I shorted but didn't expect a dump for today but tomorrow. So I went out. That's the problem, overthinking.

[Bobo No.55929897]

>>55929813
>There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
>There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
>Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
>Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
>So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
>Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing
>'Cause the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
>Any signs that they are slowing.
STOP!

[Anonymous No.55929904]

>>55929859
Yeah, but fundamentals matter, and we're about to be in the part of the year where it starts cooling some so less AC usage, but enough to kick in the gas heat usage, so I *expect* a dip period during the seasonal transition, but am *ready* for it to rip too. I am bullish for it overall though or I wouldn't be holding *any*. I fully intend to hold a lot more later.

[Anonymous No.55929907]

>>55929890
wash away the gains

[Anonymous No.55929916]

>>55929904
>but enough to kick in the gas heat
*NOT enough

[Anonymous No.55929919]

Will this be the slurp?

[Anonymous No.55929921]

i could be talked into thinking were at the bottom today
microsoft has sold off a ton
im not convinced they can sell it more
if we break lower its joever though

[Anonymous No.55929922]

SBUX pumpkin spice day

[Anonymous No.55929927]

Hush wittle MUMU don't say a word

[Anonymous No.55929928]

MARA fucking SHREDDED

[Anonymous No.55929933]

I thought Nvidia was supposed to save the market?
Unironically what the FUCK is happening???

[Anonymous No.55929936]

>>55929933
it did bro, it took the market to the peak of the week
nvidia went to all time highs
what more could you ask for?

[Anonymous No.55929940]

>>55929875
My indicator also fucked me. See the left? The indicator KDJ (stochastic with green line) doesn't reflect the actual mountain. This is why i expected to move tomorrow, not today.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55929941]

Everybody laugh at that asshole who said PuTz R nOt Da WaY

[Anonymous No.55929944]

>>55929933
greedy delusional bulls deserve to get heemed

[Anonymous No.55929953]

tech is eating its own shit in an attempt to save itself
its beautiful to watch

[Anonymous No.55929955]

>>55929941
Sicne when are you a bear?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55929957]

>>55929936
Could be like my gf and ask for it to last longer than 2 minutes.

[Anonymous No.55929959]

>>55929933
it tried but other niggers dropped hard

[Anonymous No.55929960]

kek got me some amd calls
maybe a last swing for today....

[Anonymous No.55929964]

Nascock bro, why are we flacid...?

[Anonymous No.55929966]

bobos sure are smug today, i know what comes next
haha

[Anonymous No.55929970]

Im about to sell my put. Mr QQQ will then go into free fall.

[Anonymous No.55929973]

theres the break lower
will it stick
is it actually joever
will the fucking bull tripfag from yesterday come back and apologize for being wrong?
we must wait and see

[Anonymous No.55929974]

>>55929966
More dumping?

[Anonymous No.55929978]

>NVDA bouncing right off of the 50dma on the 1 week chart
lmao great job you absolute fucking faggots. Bears are going to be utterly assmad next week.

[Anonymous No.55929981]

>>55929959

[Anonymous No.55929982]

>>55929966
... Yeah the meeting at Jackson Hole. Get out before 2pm tomorrow. Or, you know, short the shit out of things until next week.

[Anonymous No.55929984]

>>55929978
youre using moving averages on a stock that just goes up and down 10% every other day, lmao

[Anonymous No.55929996]

>>55929978

[Anonymous No.55930001]

i just cant fucking stop laughing
this is what happens when you get that exuberance
exuberance can make up the difference, say it with me, IN ONE DAY

[Anonymous No.55930005]

>>55929982
Why the fuck do you people put so much weight on dumb shit like Jackson Hole? Haven't you realized the self fulfilling prophecies you create? The doomposting is such fucking /pol/ tier faggotry

[Anonymous No.55930011]

>>55929974
yes, dumping bobos mouth

[Anonymous No.55930012]

>>55929996
Man, you just made me crave an ice cold Bangs root beer.

[Anonymous No.55930015]

oh and heres the best part mumu retards
the market is actually fairly illiquid right now
when stops get triggered its gonna get nasty in a hurry

[Anonymous No.55930017]

>>55930005
I was long yesterday then short today.
I'm a trader not a mammal. I can't help the other "doom posters" and I think they're annoying too.

[Anonymous No.55930021]

You know what? If that shit triggers my (tightened already) stop loss on index. I'm just shorting a certain company I think will be complete shit and minimal leverage to handle swings.
I'm done.

[Anonymous No.55930025]

>>55930012
nothing better on an hot summer dayz

[Anonymous No.55930026]

>>55930005
go and buy more

[Anonymous No.55930028]

>>55930011
kek, who needs therapy when we are gonna make it?

cool pic safed it XD

[Anonymous No.55930029]

>>55929959
Is this you by any chance?
>>55929056

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55930030]

imagine being that goy who bought NVDA at the top in kikes only hours the day before powell emerged from Jackson's Hole covered in shit piss and cum to say, FUCK YOUR CALLS!

[Anonymous No.55930033]

invest in MITSF, US car market is only going to get worse

[Anonymous No.55930038]

>>55929338
Breakfast is for children

[Anonymous No.55930043]

btw im still not convinced were not at the bottom for today, but id like to see it go lower
when was the last time we had a nice 3% down day in markets
its been too long bros
i want something to excite me, make me feel alive

[Anonymous No.55930044]

>mumus yesterday
>LOLLMAO WHERE YA AT BOBOS LE DERP BULL RUN DA BOTTOM IS IN
literally everyone called the market pump yesterday and said it would fall back to last friday levels by friday. One stock can't carry the entire market no matter how many pity pumps they got from NVDA earnings.

[Anonymous No.55930047]

>>55930029
no,but that retard got rekt

[Anonymous No.55930049]

Im queueing up the video. Yes that video buddy.

[Anonymous No.55930053]

How can bobos be this smug after they got completely destroyed yesterday? Obviously people took some profits after Nvidia mooned by like 20% in 1 day.

[Anonymous No.55930058]

Has anyone used a prop firm to get funded? Which one, is it worth it? I am taking an eval right now on Apex

[Anonymous No.55930061]

[Anonymous No.55930064]

>>55930053
bobos hate seeing others succeed

[Anonymous No.55930065]

>>55930053
bobos dont ride technical bounces up you fucking incompetent fool
just because we want to see the market go down doesnt mean were LONG the market going down the same way mumu shits are long the market going up

[Anonymous No.55930066]

[Anonymous No.55930067]

>>55930043
>>55930015
>>55930001
>>55929984
>>55929973
>>55929953
>>55929936
>>55929921
>>55929746
>>55929717
>>55929701
>>55929687
>>55929664
>>55929637
Jesus fucking christ here's your (You) faggot

>>55930053
I remember them doing this last year. So smug in early October lol

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55930070]

>>55930005
>so much weight on dumb shit like Jackson Hole
You know Jackson's Hole is were the shit that hits the fan comes from. 9/11, the subprime lending crisis, covid 19 literally every shit hits the fan moment can be traced to shit coming out of Jackson's Hole.

[FRESH No.55930071]

>>55930060
>>55930060
>>55930060

[Anonymous No.55930075]

>>55930067
thank you, sir, but even though that's a lot of red, id rather see it in markets

[Anonymous No.55930086]

BOIL starting to climb even more. Imagine being a NO BOIL HOLDING NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.55930093]

>>55930053
>Nvidia mooned by like 20%
that never happened nigger, it was 8% in AH

[Anonymous No.55930182]

>>55929970
Warned everyone the Qs would fall a whole dollar from this announcement

[Anonymous No.55930200]

>>55930182
what announcement?

[Anonymous No.55930207]

>>55930200
That I was selling to close my puts.

[Anonymous No.55930281]

>>55930065
/smg/ was full of smug bears yesterday claiming they are going to make so much money shorting Nvidia before the earnings call. They lost everything. Every bull made money on Nvidia unless they bought the very top today.

[Anonymous No.55931320]

>>55930281
incorrect see >>55929018

[Anonymous No.55931573]

>>55929163
>https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
this actually useful?

[Anonymous No.55932026]

this smg is awfully quiet.
where are the bulls? where are the bears?
is everyone fucked?

[Anonymous No.55932098]

>>55932026
>>55931124
>>55931124
>>55931124