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55928376 No.55928376 [Reply] [Original]

You know that thing where you see a picture of a dude online and he looks pretty average but then you see him IRL and feel the butterflies and the "tingles" downstairs?

How do I profit from that?

>> No.55928405

No I don't know that feeling OP

>> No.55928407
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>> No.55928423

>>55928376
assuming you were a real female (you arent) then you profit by saving your virginity for him and show your intentions by not flirting with other men. maybe even bake him some bread or something.

>> No.55928552

>>55928423
I am (although I wasn't born as one), thanks for the advice anyways anon

>> No.55928565

>>55928405
Fpbp

>> No.55928578

>>55928552
kek

>> No.55928582

>>55928552
unfortunately you dont have a hymen sweaty so you go on and sleep with whoever you want. real women on the other hand should be saving their hymen for the man whom they want to have a family with.

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>>55928552
Don’t tell him. Hope you can keep a secret until you die.