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how do i profit off of living in this matrix

>> No.55928031

>>55928027
Sell uncovered calls, we are going to go bust

>> No.55928047
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55928047

>>55928031
i don't have any calls to sell
should i buy some puts

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>>55928047
You don't need to have call contracts to sell them, that's why I said "uncovered".
Risky AF, but if right can print money

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>>55928058
i don't even think i can do this as a leaf

>> No.55928109

>>55928081
I'm Europoor, I think I can do it on Interactive Brokers if I enable option trading and margin.
Not sure if the same in Canada

>> No.55928121

>>55928109
Also, to clarify before you take me too seriously, if the counterparty executes the call you sold, you are forced to buy the stock at current price and sell the shares to them at the strike of the call contract (or buy a call of that strike).

What I mean is that it can be dangerous.

>> No.55928133

>>55928027
Be one of the bureaucrats. That means psychopathic narcissist, alpha personality, and killing/hurting people physically.

>> No.55928161

>>55928133
This, the #1 way to make it in America. Find a government worker with your ideal position, then kill them and wear their body like a fursuit. You will need to memorize their routines, habits, and manner of speech in order to perfectly assume their role in society. Once you're in, you're in, and you get 80K a year for sending emails and sitting through power point presentations + all the bribes you can take