/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55927750]

Secret Cabal Edition

>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
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https://etfdb.com/

>Options
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https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

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>Misc:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55927755]

nvidia kills the bears

[Anonymous No.55927756]

Bobs and vagene
Gayest market I've ever seen
Good luck mumu

[Anonymous No.55927761]

NVDA beat earnings expectations and the volitility premiums on calls sunk but put premiums have completely spiked lol

[Anonymous No.55927764]

>>55927755
Intel looks like it bottomed out.

[Anonymous No.55927768]

Not dead

[Anonymous No.55927769]

Why is chipmaking so unprofitable?

[Anonymous No.55927774]

Alright NVDA gambling is nearing it’s end and now it’s time for jackson hole gambling.
Anyone wanna bet?

[Anonymous No.55927776]

Wouldn't it be funny if the fine jewish people do a complete gap filled rug pull today leaving Mumu absolutely speechless?

[Anonymous No.55927780]

>>55927764
>moving fabs to us
>getting in bigly to gpus
>$36
is it time?

[Anonymous No.55927782]

>>55927764
yeah i agree

[Anonymous No.55927783]

>>55927755
If it weren't for the Xilinx merger AMD would be a dumpster fire. What happened?

[Anonymous No.55927784]

>>55927774
$10 for Jackson's Hole.

[Anonymous No.55927792]

>>55927774
Loukas says up, Zoulaf says down, TA anon from previous threads says down. Gonna leave my PALL long open, otherwise sitting this one out.

[Anonymous No.55927797]

This take seems accurate

[Anonymous No.55927798]

>>55927769
You have to pay a team of the smartest electrical engineers on earth a shitload of money for millions of hours of work to get a product made that meets the market standard. I like to shit on AMD because I am a big gay intel/nvidia fanboy but the fact they have CPU's at parity to Intel and GPU's that are basically as good as nvidia but just shit at raytracing and relatively shit at a lot of AI workloads in comparison but still capable is in and of itself a big fucking deal. The actual silicon and components of a modern CPU only cost like 20$, knowing what patterns to etch into multiple layers of silicon at the 5-7nm scale to turn 20$ worth of sand and metal into a 1000$ computer chip costs (basically) trillions.

[Anonymous No.55927801]

if the rates are hiked again, this means pretty much everybody has american bonds, ie the FED is the market.

[Anonymous No.55927806]

NVDA will be $600 soon. Then 700, then 800, then 900, then 1K and stock split back to 500 and you faggot brokies will still be saying to sell. Men like you deserve your fate.

[Anonymous No.55927808]

I quit my retail job and went into construction for concrete/welding shit. I will buy as many stocks in real estate as possible.

[Anonymous No.55927814]

>>55927782
>>55927780
I have no clue, just shittalking

[Anonymous No.55927816]

Reminder to everyone here: if you want to make the easiest money of your life, buy puts/short AMC. This is financial advice. Verification required.

[Anonymous No.55927820]

>>55927816
Done. This is all on you buddy. If it all goes wrong, and I fucking find you, don't blame anyone but yourself.

[Anonymous No.55927823]

>>55927816
Is it really up this much or fat finger? What's the news

[Anonymous No.55927832]

>>55927816
Going short on AMC now after it has already fallen so much is like being the last one to fuck the town bicycle after 50 other guys have already ran through her that day.

[Anonymous No.55927849]

After Friday, I fear because the economy is doing so "well", their going to try to slow it down after the fed meeting. Has anyone made good money with SPY calls? I'm debating to just start buying calls for SPY

[Anonymous No.55927859]

if NVDA revenue is up 20% their value should be up 20%.

[Anonymous No.55927863]

>>55927832
No, it's worse, since you might get fucked if something stupid happens.

[Anonymous No.55927876]

>>55927750
Moment of silence for all the bears who got cucked

[Anonymous No.55927877]

>>55927859
It's like the market knows it overvalued the company

[Anonymous No.55927898]

>>55927823
Reverse split
It's real but it's also just financial trickery to stay listed

[Anonymous No.55927905]

is it too late to all in nvda

[Anonymous No.55927906]

>>55927877
I think its undervalued. 20% suprise revenue growth per quarter? In the next 10 years it will have 100 billion dollars of revenue like its ppeers and become the first 10 trillion dollar company

[Anonymous No.55927912]

Today is the highest the market will be for the rest of the year. Today. Do with that what you will

[Anonymous No.55927917]

>>55927859
Most of that was already priced in.

[Anonymous No.55927918]

>>55927906
assuming intel doesn't move on them as it seems they will

[Anonymous No.55927922]

>>55927797
yeah, until august CPI

[Anonymous No.55927926]

>>55927912
Meds. Line goes up forever or at least while Dear Leader Joseph R. Biden Jr. (peace be upon him) is in office. The golden bullrun is in.

[Anonymous No.55927933]

>>55927918
There's zero way courts would allow Nvidia to acquire Intel or vice-versa. They would go from being a meme monopoly in comparison to AMD to being an actual monopoly in comparison to AMD, at least if current trends hold out of AMD being the also-ran at worst or the cheaper choice at best.

[Anonymous No.55927937]

>>55927917
I'm memeing anon with airhead takes

[Anonymous No.55927948]

>>55927926
That old corrupt decrepit fool can barely even walk

[Anonymous No.55927952]

Now that NVIDIA has become the new meme stock, is it time to short Tesla

[Anonymous No.55927956]

>>55927933
sorry by move on i meant move investment heavily to compete. if ai is going to be the web2 meme for this decade then everyone with the ability to will be trying to get a slice of the pie even if nvda stays dominant. intel at $36 vs nvidiya at $500 shows there huge growth potential in the former or the whole ai thing is a bust.

[Anonymous No.55927963]

>BREAKING: Saudi Arabia, Argentina, Egypt, Ethiopia, Iran, and UAE to join BRICS on January 1st, 2024.
uh oh, stinky

[Anonymous No.55927967]

>>55927963
no one on /biz/ even discussing this except maybe /pmg/ kek

[Anonymous No.55927973]

>>55927967
to be fair, it's really not that important
brics is a fucking meme

[Anonymous No.55927974]

>>55927963
the combined GDP of those countries are less than california or texas

[Anonymous No.55927977]

>>55927967
And astroturfing /pol/ transplants

[Anonymous No.55927980]

Watch NVDA go up then start dumping hard before the bell just to wreck call Holders, then only go back up again after they sell them for peanuts at open

[Anonymous No.55927983]

>>55927973
>to be fair the death of the petro dollar really isn’t a big deal
okay glownigger gaslighting agent

[Anonymous No.55927986]

>>55927983
the west...
has fallen
(again)

[Anonymous No.55927988]

>>55927963
>Yuan is crashing
>russia rubble is dust
>Favelas
>designated shitting streets
>Blackout every 2 hours in Cape town

These are the Brics leaders

[Anonymous No.55927992]

>>55927986
>nothing is happening goyim 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.55927993]

>>55927967
It is what you call a nothing burger. A few nukes will sort em out and we'll send flocks of bald eagles to carry their dictator leaders off into the ocean. I drive a dodge ram

[Anonymous No.55927997]

>muh everything’s le heckin shitpost and le funny maymays goy!!!

[Anonymous No.55928000]

>>55927983
oh come on now, sure it shows that more countries are weening off of usd and willing to form their own blocs
but brics itself makes no sense on its own merits

[Anonymous No.55928001]

>>55927956
It's not that you can't do AI workloads on cpus, it's more that gpus are just better at it because of their architectural differences in design. Intel will definitely make money off of AI being a thing just not as much as nvidia since their cards and gpus are da biggest bird.

[Anonymous No.55928006]

>>55927992
europe WILL freeze to death this year 2: chuds return

[Anonymous No.55928007]

>tfw dxy is up thanks to Nvidia selling its GPU in AMERICAN DOLLA

actually the true safe heave is the H100 gpu, which happen to be 40k USD
If you don't have USD, no GPU for you

[Anonymous No.55928008]

>>55928000
you glownigger consensus bots are a bit too obvious

[Anonymous No.55928011]

>>55927906
>this is Mumu's actual bull thesis

[Anonymous No.55928014]

>>55928001
someone mentioned they plan to release a range of dedicated gpus next year. more research needed but it does seem that the trend will have this as the next big thing(tm)

[Anonymous No.55928019]

NNNNNVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIDDDDDIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55928024]

>>55928019
top signal

[Anonymous No.55928026]

>>55928008
Hey, they've spent alot of money on GCBs
(Glownigger Consensus Bots) powered by NVDA!

[Anonymous No.55928034]

the petro dollar...
has fallen

[Anonymous No.55928039]

>>55927963
On the plus side, hope we get an update on this sexy drawing

[Anonymous No.55928040]

joe biden...
has fallen

[Anonymous No.55928041]

>>55928034
we get it you are heavily invested in CHIPS and stand to lose a lot when the market turns down

[Anonymous No.55928048]

spread them cheeks for me bobo. chat gbt is going to take all our jobs. nvidia to the moon

[Anonymous No.55928049]

>>55928041
your anti american puts...
have fallen

[Anonymous No.55928055]

>six new member states joined brics
holy shit
>Iran, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, , Ethiopia, and Argentina
holy fucking shit that's insane, the petro dollar just took a kick to the groin

[Anonymous No.55928062]

>>55928049
are you a boomer or something with this cringe shit? anti american?? america doesn’t even exist it’s an economic zone full fo nigger spic mutts now lmao you are pro american??

[Anonymous No.55928064]

>>55928039
>sexy
for russia sure
the others not so much

[Anonymous No.55928066]

>>55928055
>"The greenback's share of official FX reserves fell to a 20-year low of 58% in the final quarter of 2022, and 47% when adjusted for exchange rate changes, according to International Monetary Fund data."

[Anonymous No.55928068]

>>55928014
They already have dedicated GPU's out now, they're not totally terrible but they definitely aren't competitive beyond the low end of midrange with the rest of the market. I'm sure that'll change in a few years and intel already have some experience making gpus but for right now there's a lot of companies buying 45-55k nvidia H100's for AI workloads buy the fucking pallet, which means nvidias line should be and has been going up bigly. I don't know how far it'll continue but I do know this isn't surprising in the least.

[Anonymous No.55928070]

Someone tell me the bull case for oil?
>recession fears ease
>OPEC raises production
>price drops
Or
>recession fears increase
>demand falls
This is what’s happening now with China. Why did I buy into oil? I feel like a tard.

[Anonymous No.55928076]

>>55928068
Again, one (1) nvidia H100 gpu is 45-55,000$ USD. They sell them by the semi trailer full.

[Anonymous No.55928087]

>>55928062
>are you a boomer or something
yes

[Anonymous No.55928088]

>>55928087
kys niggermutt lover

[Anonymous No.55928090]

Bobo bend over for me spread your cheeks

[Anonymous No.55928095]

>>55928088
>brics enjoyer
>doesnt like brown people

[Anonymous No.55928098]

>>55928064
Idk man, BUNDAzil is doing things to me...

[Anonymous No.55928103]

SPX...
has fallen

Billions (of Mumus) must die.

[Anonymous No.55928112]

Bobo i'm gonna stick this green dildo in your ass spread yourr cheeks mooooooooooooooo mooo mooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.55928116]

>>55928112
your time is over mumu

[Anonymous No.55928118]

Yeah i might get fucked by a red dildo at open but I 20 pulled the limited character i needed in my gacha of choice

[Anonymous No.55928130]

>>55928116
2 trillion is not a meme

[Anonymous No.55928136]

>amc stock merge to 20
>already down to 17 premarket
imagine investing in that company

[Anonymous No.55928139]

>>55928136
imagine using the word investing in that context

[Anonymous No.55928149]

>>55928139
it took a lot of willpower not to put in some quotes around it i'll be honest

[Anonymous No.55928151]

>>55928136
AMC is gambling not investing

[Anonymous No.55928153]

>>55927750
>be retard
>max out mortgage cuz muh 3%
>property taxes constantly go up
>food constantly goes up
>electricity goes up
>everything goes up
>can’t sell house now cuz rates are 7%, can’t stay in house cuz can’t afford it anymore


Lolololololol, eat it up, max debtors!

[Anonymous No.55928155]

This shitcoin EU market, seriously,

[Anonymous No.55928157]

>>55927750
Gin lamok applety campos even major of black. Guy tried une zea tocho cultural dance. Our higon azul fye truly wa. Kjo soos amok grea failmo Atlantic raily.

[Anonymous No.55928160]

>>55928149
a lot of hair down there

[Anonymous No.55928174]

>>55928160
Yum

[Anonymous No.55928179]

>>55928090
Somebody post the bent over naked Bobo image

[Anonymous No.55928183]

>>55928179
do not post the bent over naked Bobo image

[Anonymous No.55928185]

>>55928153
>be me
>paid off car
>50k/year
>no mortgage
>no rent cuz I live with parents
>mint mobile $15/month & car insurance are my only bills
>mommy makes chicken nuggs for dinner
>stacks of cash in savings account, enough to put a down-payment on a house (but I won't, why bother?)
>maxed out 401k
>good sized roth IRA
Life is good

[Anonymous No.55928189]

>>55927963

>BRICSEEIAUs

what did they mean by this

[Anonymous No.55928200]

>>55928183
Well I can't because i never saved it

[Anonymous No.55928209]

>>55928189
if they carry on like this theyll be admitting the lgbtqagtr++-/° lot next

[Anonymous No.55928213]

>>55928185
Based. Absolutely based.
I’m “lives with parents” gang. And full time tradie, but work just hits different when I know I don’t HAVE to be there. I couldn’t imagine worrying about ending up homeless and starving if I got fired or laid off or whatever people worry about.

[Anonymous No.55928216]

These damn dark pool glitches

[Anonymous No.55928219]

>>55928213
That's my issue too. I could quit, go get an apartment, & I wouldn't have to earn a penny for 2 years, if not longer, & I'd be 100% financially okay
Makes it difficult to want to go to work some days when you don't have to

[Anonymous No.55928231]

>>55928185
>>paid off car
i still can't understand people that borrow for a car, it's so stupid

[Anonymous No.55928234]

>>55927755
I'm out of buying power for shorts and buying puts.
I still think Nvidia is overvalued.

[Anonymous No.55928237]

>>55928231
I drive an old 2001 Honda and I swear I'm going to drive it until it dies. And knowing Honda's its probably going to live until the state mandates I buy a flying car

[Anonymous No.55928259]

EU keeps dumping. Memecoins are more stable than this stockmarket. How the fuck is such a thing even possible? US market makes 100% more sense, you burgers can say what you want, your market at least doesn't behave like shitcoin. Only made out of thin air.

[Anonymous No.55928287]

>>55928039
>>55928098
BR in that image clearly has a fat cock, also China can get it
Glory to Xi

[Anonymous No.55928297]

>>55927963
How many weeks of Walmart's sales is their collective GDP?

[Anonymous No.55928303]

>>55928259
what are you talking about? MSCI World is up, S&P500 is up, Nasdaq is up, Semiconductors are up, Nvidia is up. What exactly is EU dumping?

[Anonymous No.55928305]

>>55928259
>FTSE 100 +0.19%
Nice dump, bro

[Anonymous No.55928342]

>>55928303
itself, which is justified, but it's schizoid because it pumped at open. Dax went yesterday NVDA earnings 15740 to 15820, with EU open to 15900, now almost 15700. This is embarassing.

[Anonymous No.55928343]

>>55928297
Ameritards btfo again Saudi economy is almost twice the size of Walmart.

[Anonymous No.55928373]

I can't believe people are anti-american, like, nice country dude!

[Bobo No.55928374]

You have 1 hour

[Anonymous No.55928379]

>>55928259
There's no strength in the EU because there aren't any children. There's no future. Everything over there is basically a shitcoin with no fundamental value.

[Anonymous No.55928389]

>>55928231
I think really poor people don't have a choice but outside them it's totally retarded.

[Anonymous No.55928399]

>>55928259
I don't know why you'd stay in EU stock, while you already know that 2 of their drivers are already in recession...You already know that shit will be fucked in the next quarters, so of course you should get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.55928403]

>>55928373
Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

[Anonymous No.55928424]

>>55928374
Pls tell me it dumps at open. Give me some solace.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55928442]

>>55928424
Nah, as we saw from the debate last night, nobody has a fucking clue how to fix the mess we are in, and shit is going to get even worse. Also, they need more money and eventually bodies for the hohols.

[Anonymous No.55928458]

>>55928379
Well it's not like America has WASP children either

[Anonymous No.55928478]

>>55928399
I'm shorting. But the problem is I expect it to be stable, thus I close my shorts too early. But it can't, it's always crashing again. It's actually a money making machine, but for whatever reason I expect it to be stable just for one day, but no.

[Anonymous No.55928479]

>>55928055
The saudi's? sauce

[Anonymous No.55928485]

Lum anal expansion

[Anonymous No.55928493]

I know Getty is trying to work with Nvidia and all, but when most people already have the power to create their own images for any purpose, why isn't Getty tanking? Stock images are dead soon, no matter how hard they try and cling to life.

The only radical change they could make is by switching to a service that feeds their categorized images into existing AI, but even then, it's not going to be a great profit margin.

I don't know why more people aren't loading up on puts across this clearly oversaturated and dying sector.

[Anonymous No.55928497]

Market will pump on: US Durable Goods Orders Jul P: -5.2% (exp -4.0%; prev 4.6%)
- US Durables Ex Transportation Jul P: 0.5% (exp 0.2%; prev 0.5%)
- US Cap Goods Orders Nondef Ex Air Jul P: 0.1% (exp 0.1%; prev 0.1%)
- US Cap Goods Ship Nondef Ex Air Jul P: -0.2% (exp 0.1%; prev 0.1%)

>RATE CUT SOONER
>ECONOMY WEAK
>RATE CUT, NO MORE HIKE

Tomorrow Powell
>We are commited
>DUMP

[Anonymous No.55928506]

>>55928442
Its all going to come crashing down by 2029, isnt it? We are fucked. Might as well just migrate to /pmg/

[Anonymous No.55928516]

Lol just compare Fuel Oil with Oil. Today again, Oil pumps, fuel oil pumps, now oil dumps, fuel oil stable. The cracks spread seems to become larger and larger.

[Anonymous No.55928519]

>ctrl F "BOIL"
>0 results

[Anonymous No.55928525]

Markets are high, we can hike two more times and hold all the way through 2024, thank you for your time.

[Anonymous No.55928563]

are there any nudes of Katie wood?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55928569]

>>55928506
I mean, we could just buy raytheon, lockheed martin and general dynamics. This is like the top of 2nd inning of WW3 and there's plenty of time to get those sweet sweet blood money gains.

[Bobo No.55928576]

>we are committed to meeting our goals of 2% inflation

[Anonymous No.55928580]

>>55928569
This. Ww3, don’t suck the dick, buy mic

[Bobo No.55928594]

>>55928040
Kek

[Anonymous No.55928596]

More like 401 Gay amirite?!

[Anonymous No.55928605]

Brappygas bros....

[Anonymous No.55928606]

OIL THEME:

https://youtu.be/nzbG05XmW9E?feature=shared&t=697

[Anonymous No.55928621]

>>55928605
Indeed, buying moar.

[Bobo No.55928622]

>link starts 11 minutes in
It's the western whistle song isn't it

I'll check out BOIL

[Anonymous No.55928623]

You could’ve bought semis.
You could’ve bought routers.

[Anonymous No.55928634]

Just go down. Line goes down sometimes too you know?
Down the line goes haha just go lower
Line goes both ways haha not just up
Line getting sleepy? Go down for a change just a little line sleepy line come down here line isnt the pillow soft line down down down

[Anonymous No.55928639]

>buying SOXL at open

[Anonymous No.55928647]

>>55928639
Futures have been open for 9 hours guy.

[Bobo No.55928648]

>>55928639
>pic rel
This was really funny

[Anonymous No.55928653]

>>55928622
I advise not sinking in too much too quickly, because it can always keep droopin'. This should be some breddy gud prices though.

[Anonymous No.55928659]

Given the OI on the 500 strike on Nvidia, that might make things dump at open

[Anonymous No.55928661]

>>55928639
Are you retarded? Why oust yourself as a retard when you could have just sat there quietly?

[Bobo No.55928668]

>>55928653
Thanks King

[Anonymous No.55928675]

Why are none of us shorting AMC?

[Anonymous No.55928682]

>>55928055
Most of these countries don't produce anything but oil and poverty

[Anonymous No.55928694]

predict market opening level

[Anonymous No.55928701]

>>55928682
Poverty is a great source of cheap labor my guy. Saves so much on the COGS.

[Anonymous No.55928704]

>>55928668
Always check the 3 month chart to get some orientation. Make sure you can see 3 months, and just 3 months. Some gay places have shit charts that show you something other than 3 months when you put it on 3M for some reason. HOOD's charts work properly.

[Anonymous No.55928712]

Somebody please tell me NVDA’s going to dump on open

[Anonymous No.55928715]

>>55928675
A couple people once thought it would be funny to sell uncovered calls on meme stocks and the general bore witness to them getting btfo

[Anonymous No.55928718]

>>55928704

[Anonymous No.55928720]

>>55928712
>NVDA is going to dump on open

[Anonymous No.55928731]

were is the CoffeeGang?`

ready for the GaC?

[Anonymous No.55928733]

>>55928718
That’s such a horseshit dog ass chart.

[Anonymous No.55928735]

>>55928653
Wouldn't it be wise to wait until contract roll? Also seasonally aren't we entering the weak phase for natgas?

[Anonymous No.55928743]

P-p-please tell me Nvidia drops below $465 today

[Anonymous No.55928758]

>>55928743
uffff
i think that is a bit far but below 500? yes i do believe that

[Anonymous No.55928760]

>>55928735
you dont think those things are priced in? you kids playing in commodities where you have ZERO EDGE crack me up

[Anonymous No.55928761]

Just how hard will we retardpump today? QQQ to 380?

[Anonymous No.55928765]

>>55928761
lol

[Anonymous No.55928767]

>>55928715
That’s was before a 10-1 reverse split on diluted shares that went out for 1/8 of the former market price.

[Bobo No.55928768]

>>55928733
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.55928770]

My body is ready for the big doompening of bags

[Anonymous No.55928773]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55928776]

>>55928758
You think it's worth holding through Jackson's Hole or should I just get out of my terrible short position today after it dumps

[Anonymous No.55928778]

I'm actually starting to think EU dumps this hard because of turkey's surprise rate hike. LMAO, imagine that.

[Anonymous No.55928777]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.55928781]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55928782]

>>55928778
why do you need to know why?

[Anonymous No.55928785]

I believe in market corrections

[Anonymous No.55928787]

>>55928735
One roll just ran Aug 8th and the next isn't till Oct.
>>55928733
Hetero white biological males don't need all of that fag shit to navigate our ships through the seas. Niggers love to outfit their Cadillacs with all kinds of curb feelers and shit.

[Anonymous No.55928793]

PAPA BIDEN DID IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.55928803]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55928812]

>>55928776
idk thats for you to decide, look at the dxy and yilds i would say.
if they are fake and gay i would cut losses or take gains if there are any.

powell is a weak fake and gay spineless man, never underestimate this faggot.
I wouldnt bet on him.
i love the memes around him but in the end he is so fucking weak and spineless, absolutly disgusting!

i played nvda via amd puts a month out and doubled down pre market.
take care fren

[Anonymous No.55928815]

>>55928782
Don't you want to know why something happens if it is supposed to happen because of a reason?

[Anonymous No.55928817]

>>55928793
Fuck tech trannies

[Anonymous No.55928818]

I bought a little more UNG and now my average is $6.66.

[Anonymous No.55928819]

NEWS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

[Anonymous No.55928820]

>>55928787
>detailed information is fag shit
You double nigger. You talk about going into the open ocean not knowing how to navigate by the stars you say you got a fancy gps that is sleek and new with all the gadgets, that processes the information for you. Maybe stop thinking like a retard and start navigating these waters like an intelligent human being

[Anonymous No.55928823]

some nigger stole my bike today

[Anonymous No.55928830]

>>55928823
You probably deserved it. Karma incarnate

[Anonymous No.55928836]

>>55928659
like clockwork lmoa

[Anonymous No.55928838]

>>55927963
>BRICSSAEEIU

SUBRACES IEI

[Anonymous No.55928839]

>>55928823
sorry anon, it's genetic, I can't help it.

[Bobo No.55928840]

Let's all laugh at
>NVDA options holders
IV CRUSHED

[Anonymous No.55928843]

>>55928840

[Anonymous No.55928849]

>>55928840
GOD DAMNED! How is the market so fucking wacky and zany? Did THEY do this?

[Anonymous No.55928851]

>>55928840
Unequivocally btfo

[Anonymous No.55928853]

>charles schwab goes on tv to tell everything is fine and that he is buying more stock
this is bear sterns all over again isn't it?

[Anonymous No.55928856]

>Nokia P/E: 4-5
Bros, what do you think of Nokia? Seems kinda undervalued, no? I know telecoms are getting kinda heemed at the moment but at this price, it seems a good buy

[Anonymous No.55928858]

best day the week, 5min in and apple gave me already 900bucks;
today we feast BOBROS
STEAK AND LObSTER!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55928860]

Any other BBW lovers in the house?
>tfw it's my largest position at $19

[Anonymous No.55928861]

what is the best covid part 2 play?

pfizer or moderna? will people double down on the VAXX?

zoom? even though it's p/e is 30000?

siga???

[Anonymous No.55928866]

>free tradingview account now restricts watchlist to 30 (including group folders)

[Anonymous No.55928869]

>>55928853
Or when Jeff Skilling did the same with Enron after first big dump

[Anonymous No.55928870]

>>55928861
>zoom
Don't do this, everyone uses teams now

[Bobo No.55928872]

$510 NVDA call anon,
The correct move was to be the first jeet on the open.
I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.55928874]

>>55928858
Keep it up!

[Anonymous No.55928883]

>>55928870
Academia still uses zoom

[Anonymous No.55928885]

>>55928861
Bruh, SIGA has been done for a year now. It's over.

[Anonymous No.55928886]

>>55928860
'ate forced cute soul products

[Anonymous No.55928887]

Wow holy shit I cannot believe how fucking greedy all the faggot retail bears are. Pushing NVDA to oversold the morning after those earnings. Jesus fucking christ do they like just getting ass raped?

[Anonymous No.55928890]

>>55928869
might get some options and see if i can make some easy money on it

[Anonymous No.55928894]

>NVDA +3% on a 20% beat
hahahaha

[Anonymous No.55928895]

>>55928866
pay up poorfag

[Anonymous No.55928901]

>>55928883
They got big because everyoen started using Zoom and the last couple years they've crashed hard because everyone has been switching away from them to better services like Teams. I don't see a value proposition going forward considering how overvalued they still are. If you're bullish on COVID I'd probably go for Pfizer and Moderna

[Anonymous No.55928905]

nvidia literally fucking dumping its so fucking over mumu niggers lmfao

[Anonymous No.55928906]

WHERE IS THE 20K CALL NVDIA GUY WHO SAID HE COULD MAKE 100K? WHAT DID YOU DO? WHERE ARE YOU? TELL US, ARE YOU OKAY?

[Anonymous No.55928907]

>>55928840
>remember the anon from yesterday that dumped his life savings in a chance to get 100k or become a wagie again

[Anonymous No.55928908]

Where are 510 call holders rn? How leveraged are you?

[Anonymous No.55928912]

>>55928866
WTF,IS THAT REAL? SHAMELESS

[Anonymous No.55928913]

>>55928894
>Retail faggots STILL trying to short a company posting earnings like that
Seriously you must just love getting fucked over by Big Money

[Anonymous No.55928916]

I count this as "predicted" that one minute $500+ doesn't count

[Anonymous No.55928920]

>>55928908
Everyone just got washed you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.55928923]

>>55928901

thank you for your insight (sincerely)

[Anonymous No.55928926]

>>55928908
they are too distracted masturbating since yesterday XD

[Anonymous No.55928930]

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55928932]

yeah
im thinkin
its priced in.

[Anonymous No.55928939]

>>55928920

except for the gentlemen who sold those options

[Anonymous No.55928941]

>>55928913
>up 200%, beat by 20%
lol, lmao, lmfao, nigger tranny

[Anonymous No.55928943]

where bullmarket?

[Anonymous No.55928944]

No shit it's dumping. It's an overvalued stock lol

[Anonymous No.55928947]

>>55928866
Yeah I learned about this the other day, fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.55928952]

>>55928944
>>55928941
When this reverses within an hour will you apologize?

[Anonymous No.55928960]

>>55928930
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best
The best of you? (YOUR MONEY)
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best
The best of you? (YOUR MONEY)

[Bobo No.55928962]

>>55928885
Would you believe me if I told you I sold early and missed 10x on $25k?

[Anonymous No.55928965]

>>55927750
digits and NVDA hits 1k before 9/11

[Anonymous No.55928966]

>>55928952
no, price target is 200

[Anonymous No.55928967]

20k NVDA CALL GUY, I CALL THEE FORTH. WHERE ARE YOU NOW?

[Anonymous No.55928968]

>>55928952
No too busy buying the aapl dip

[Anonymous No.55928970]

us, GAYI tranny sisters......................

[Anonymous No.55928972]

>>55928939
option writers have bigger yachts

[Anonymous No.55928973]

Why is gambling so fun bros

[Anonymous No.55928975]

Burry was right

[Anonymous No.55928976]

>>55928887
it's the call holders, not the bears, they're just taking profit

[Anonymous No.55928980]

>>55928743
We are on a good way fren^^

[Anonymous No.55928983]

shorting nvidia is free money

[Bobo No.55928986]

>>55928967
NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
>NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
>NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU
>NVDA CALL GUY WHERE ARE YOU

[Anonymous No.55928987]

Stop SHORTING NVDA

[Anonymous No.55928990]

>>55928976
Right but then you have dipshits like this >>55928983 unironically waking up this morning, seeing the earnings numbers, and STILL thinking "damn that looks like a good short"

[Anonymous No.55928991]

>>55928980
Yeah definitely working in the right direction to recover some value from this IV crush

[Anonymous No.55928993]

>>55928990
zoom out

[Anonymous No.55928994]

This is just short term due to option faggots, right? So would 475 be decent entry for a long?

[Anonymous No.55928997]

>nvda p/e @ 237.33
stock price heading to 640, less JPOW jacksons our hole

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55928999]

I don't get what the hype is about artificial intelligence. You want to see artificial intelligence just go to the campus of any ivy league school.

[Anonymous No.55929000]

>>55928973
because you have a personality that favours degenerate risk taking behaviour

[Anonymous No.55929006]

>>55928990
hahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.55929009]

>$NVDA: /Smg/ Cuts Price Target to $200 from $8,000

[Anonymous No.55929018]

>>55928986
>>55928967
>>55928908
>>55928906
510c expiring tomorrow is down to it's lowest point in 20 days at open, unless they had ibkr absolutely fucked. See >>55928920

[Anonymous No.55929022]

what a day what a day
short apple amd and calls in macD and gis

what are your plays today Bobros?

[Anonymous No.55929024]

>>55928993
>>55929006
You've got to be trolling at this point. You can't really be that retarded right?

[Bobo No.55929025]

>>55929018
A moment of silence.
F

[Anonymous No.55929032]

Will energy stocks rise this winter? It's not as simple a question as you think, I'm sitting here trying to predict the fucking weather.

>>55928039
Three of them would literally be wearing a burka.

[Anonymous No.55929033]

I slurped.

[Bobo No.55929035]

>>55929022
Just hold my shorts from last week to b h.
Call some people niggers on 4chan, enjoy family

[Anonymous No.55929036]

Buy GDX right now, it's going to 40

[Anonymous No.55929039]

>>55929024
thanks for providing liquidity for Shlomo to exit

[Anonymous No.55929041]

>>55929022
i went all in at open shorting nvidia. it is an overvalued piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.55929042]

SORRY BOBO,

[Anonymous No.55929048]

Reminder that NVDA closes red today: >>55925284

>but..but the pain trade is that stocks go up everyday and everyone gets rich!!!
No, the pain trade is that NVDA beats and closes red
>but there wasn't even any news!
Yes there was. We're heading into a global depression and it gets clearer everyday
>you're a permabear!!!
Yes

[Anonymous No.55929053]

>>55928820
You triple nigger fag, all I need is right there in those lines and their hover points, which conveys behavioral tendencies, and price points, ranges, and timeframes. Your need for all of that extra shit shows that you are too dumb to extract the essentials from that which conveys them. Niggers need curb feelers to park their cars without scrubbing their sidewalls.

[Anonymous No.55929054]

>>55929036
>GDX
Why?

[Anonymous No.55929056]

>>55929041
Jesus fucking christ I cannot wait to see you get heemed. So many absolute mouthbreathers like you waking up and thinking they're making some mastermind play by shorting lmao

[Anonymous No.55929057]

>>55929032
balls deep in natty and cvx, but concernd if i have to buy puts.
if powell stays retarded and jewish i think energy will be ok

[Anonymous No.55929060]

Nvidia hits 500 and I order myself a t-girl for the weekend

[Anonymous No.55929066]

>>55929018
what does it matter if they use ib, do they allow covering premarket?

[Anonymous No.55929070]

I literally don't get what's happening why are we going so hard after being up so much pre-market
I would assume we're gonna retardpump after this but I somehow get the feeling we may not and people could definitely just sell this rally and push it back into the downtrend
I think I'm just gonna sit on my cash and watch today

[Anonymous No.55929073]

>>55929056
fuck off nobody is going to buy your bags

[Anonymous No.55929074]

Today we eat BOBO flesh

[Anonymous No.55929075]

3 more weeks until the August CPI, which will heem everyone. I wonder if the markets will price this one lmao

[Anonymous No.55929079]

>>55929074
nobody told ya whats in your burger?
uff sry Mumu i have to tell ya something...

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55929084]

>>55929056
Imagine being this retarded and not getting any free money.

[Anonymous No.55929085]

>>55929060
>Nvidia hits 500 and I order myself a t-girl for the weekend
>t-girl for the weekend
LETS-A FUCKING GOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55929089]

>>55929070
So many absolute retards who got RAPED by trying to short NVDA this week are waking up and thinking they're making big brain plays by shorting AGAIN. Big Money is happily selling them more puts, which they're going to inevitably crush AGAIN

[Anonymous No.55929092]

>>55929060
We will hold you to it, else whosoever closest will have to go fuck your ass out of principal.

...no homo

[Anonymous No.55929093]

we told you about jacksons hole bro
we warned you dawg

[Anonymous No.55929095]

>>55929066
24/7

[Anonymous No.55929098]

>>55929089
its still dropping and below 480 i grab some myself, amd was a beautiful play from the highs.
nvda will keep dropping

[Anonymous No.55929099]

>>55928820
And BTW, here's a bunch of your niggerfagtard shit, but I don't need nor use it, *ever*.

[Anonymous No.55929101]

>>55929089
Anon my concern is that nvidia was supposed to save the market but now everything BUT nvidia is fucking red

[Anonymous No.55929105]

>>55929089
this is the best time to short it. they beat earnings and barely pumped. it is unironically fucking over.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55929109]

>>55929089
lmao, this guy sounds like one of them there dudes who kisses other dudes.

[Bobo No.55929110]

>>55929066
>>55929018
Great now I'm reading a sales pitch for IB lol. Are prices that much better using a dark pool broker?

[Anonymous No.55929118]

>>55929101
Yeah because every faggot retail bear is shorting whatever they can concoct some retarded reason for. RSI is oversold across the board right now, which is patently absurd. Bunch of desperate shortsighted mongoloids just begging to get reheemed.

>>55929105
Yeah it's "barely pumping" because so many faggots are shorting it. See you next week when it's firmly above 500

[Anonymous No.55929119]

>student loan repayments start again in September
>wuflu psyop beginning again
>inflation eating up disposable income
>retail down and no optimism in sight

I'm going all in on PSQ.

[Anonymous No.55929124]

>>55929105
That's because much of it was already priced in.

[Anonymous No.55929127]

>Are prices that much better using a dark pool broker?

[Bobo No.55929132]

>>55929118
>RSI
Short every bottom until one day it isn't the bottom and you retire

[Anonymous No.55929142]

>>55929119
>student loan repayments start again in September
are they still fucking going forward with that horse shit? We really fucking have to get dems out of office.

[Bobo No.55929144]

>>55929127
I'm asking for experience not academic answers

[Anonymous No.55929145]

apple 100d
lets goooooo
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55929150]

GAP was filled, LFG

[Anonymous No.55929164]

AMD down 3% lmfao that's fucking ABSURD. Congratulations bears, you're so infinitely retarded that you don't see this coming for the 100th time. Fuck me man, it's pitiful.

[Anonymous No.55929168]

>>55929119
>retail down and no optimism in sight
The fact that retail shrink is now a driving force of earnings misses should scare bulls. Stealing from stores is only going to get worse and no one will stop it. The only chance stores have is to switch to membership models like Sam's Club

[Anonymous No.55929174]

>>55929142
>dude we should be allowed to borrow money for FREE
Interest rates should be 30%, non dismissable with bankruptcy, and bring back debtors prisons. Peole who borrow money are scum

[Anonymous No.55929176]

>>55929164
dafug, in since yesterday and doubled down pre marked....
mumu... honestly....
stop projecting, its unhealthy

[Anonymous No.55929178]

>>55929164
NVDA will close red

[FRESH No.55929180]

>>55929163
>>55929163
>>55929163

[Bobo No.55929186]

>>55929145
I'm not in AAPL but my largely tech shorted positions are almost green for the day since heeming the last few days

[Anonymous No.55929189]

>>55928939
>>55928972
This is why you do credit spreads when there is insanely high IV

[Anonymous No.55929988]

>>55929189
Anyone trading crude oil?

[Anonymous No.55929998]

>tfw bought 1000 shares of BETR @ 1.15

[Anonymous No.55930010]

Has anyone used a prop firm to get funded? Which one, is it worth it? I am taking an eval right now on Apex

[Anonymous No.55930122]

BETR down 94%, crazy price right now.