/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55924470]

We're Back Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55924478]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.55924483]

STOP REDEEMING OIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55924486]

$30 SOXL soon

[Anonymous No.55924489]

>>55924470
FUCK NVDA

[Anonymous No.55924496]

Why... didn't I... buy more...

[Anonymous No.55924497]

>>55924483
In the future, energy will come from burning GPUs

[Anonymous No.55924503]

I hate the AMC CEO so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.55924517]

>>55924094
Huh, do you have the premium account? Tried accessing some info and it demands I have a premium account.

[Anonymous No.55924519]

>>55924497
I wouldn't be surprised if those NVDA chips everybody is buying millions of apparently are capable of boiling water.

[Anonymous No.55924526]

>>55924483
I’m getting HEEMED. This is what I get for being contrarian. Should’ve just been a techtard. Also did anyone see that steel tariff news?

[Anonymous No.55924528]

China needs to invade taiwan.

[Anonymous No.55924532]

>>55924528
THIS.

[Anonymous No.55924535]

I bought 70k worth of SPY leaps (2x leverage) on Monday. Feeling nice.

[Anonymous No.55924537]

Reminder that actual feds are trying to shill a stock market rally into existence.

[Anonymous No.55924540]

>>55924486
green name wills it

[Anonymous No.55924544]

>>55924486
God I hope so

[Anonymous No.55924546]

>>55924537
If they shill it, and it comes true, and everyone makes money following their shilling, is it really a problem?

[Anonymous No.55924547]

>>55924489
you bought a put didnt you?

[Anonymous No.55924553]

>Dot Com bubble created a generation bagholders who had to DCA for 20 years, working until they make up for their losses from that investment.
>History repeats itself
>NVDA back down to $100/share from all the bear rallies not closing their position for long term
It’s nice knowing you Mumus. Have fun going back to being wage slaves.

[Anonymous No.55924555]

I can't believe I sold NVDA 900cs for 1.04
a lot of people are going to get introduced to vega tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55924559]

>>55924546
It's a problem for retard bears who think they're smarter than everyone and is always on the opposite side of the nominally inflationary trend of up forever

[Anonymous No.55924560]

KNEEL

[Anonymous No.55924562]

>>55924547
NO, I DIDNT BECAUSE I KNEW IT WOULD DO A RETARD PUMP. I WANT THE STOCK MARKET TO BE BORING AND NORMAL. FUCK YOUR GIGA TECH TARD TULIP MANIA BULLSHIT MEME STOCK AI CUM SLURPING FAGGOT NIGGER KIKE.

[Anonymous No.55924566]

>>55924546
>>55924559
Glownigger markets ALWAYS collapse. ALWAYS.

[Anonymous No.55924578]

NET (Cloudflare) bros, how are we feeling about this SpaceX news?

[Anonymous No.55924581]

>>55924555
Checked what’s Vega

[Anonymous No.55924586]

>>55924555
Probably selling so someone else selling an $800 spread who found it more economic to do spreads than naked sell.
They, in turn, were likely selling to someone running $600 spreads

[putsRnotDaWae No.55924589]

For me it's Cleveland-Cliffs Inc., ticker: CLF.

[Anonymous No.55924591]

>>55924553
>>55924537
>>55924489
We tried to save you, but you didn't want to be saved

[Anonymous No.55924593]

>>55924581
Vegans?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55924604]

The (((market maker))) may hold NVDA around $500 for 2 days to fuck over all the retards holding 2DTE calls, I trust the bulls in /smg/ are smart enough to have not bought far OTM 2 DTE calls.

[Anonymous No.55924617]

>>55924591
Nice sham financial system you've got there, glownigger. You and the rest of the government does whatever it takes to make sure the Jewish billionaires always win while the average Joe gets raped by inflation and then laid off.

[Anonymous No.55924629]

>>55924617
The portfolio of average Americans is going up, isn't yours? Hahaha

[putsRnotDaWae No.55924636]

>>55924566
Name ONE historical instance of a "glow N word market" and show evidence that it collapsed. Note, you must cite sources that are acceptable to a mainstream audience, bitchute videos and Alex Jones don't count.

[Anonymous No.55924645]

>>55924629
My company laid off 20% of their employees because of Biden, including my R&D team. I will never forgive this sham of a government for that.

[Anonymous No.55924654]

>>55924636
2008, NIGGER

[putsRnotDaWae No.55924658]

>>55924654
A real estate bubble fueled by greed and derivatives? I fail to see where the federal agents were conspiring in 2008.

[Anonymous No.55924662]

>>55924636
Have you been living under a rock the last few years? Mainstream anything has lost all credibility. Even kooky animated Alex Jones is more credible than lying ass msm, kek

[Anonymous No.55924668]

>>55924658
They used the same bullshit tactics, that you're using right now, for two entire years to pretend that it wasn't going to collapse.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55924677]

>>55924662
Can you point to any evidence to back this up? The economy is unironically in one of the best states it has ever been.
>>55924668
I'm not using tactics, I'm speaking the truth.

[Anonymous No.55924687]

>>55924677

[Anonymous No.55924691]

>>55924636
>you must cite sources that are acceptable to a mainstream audience
Kek this has to be some kind of reverse psychology to get /smg/ to angrily short the market based on this libtard faggotry. The real short must be in a year or two from now.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55924694]

>>55924687
Vaccine schizo compilations aren't related to the economy.
>>55924691
Seething chudlet.

[Anonymous No.55924699]

>>55924519
No he means literally using the gpus as fuel

[Anonymous No.55924710]

>>55924694
Those were mainstream news articles, not schizo sites. My point was about mainstream news not being credible, and they certainly arent

[Anonymous No.55924713]

All-in on NVDA
>No one will ever know whether I'm truthful, shitposting, or shilling.

[Anonymous No.55924714]

Oh wow, people still replying to putsfag seriously. Just filter that tard. He's just here to countersignal.

[Anonymous No.55924715]

Everyone warned bobos about NVIDIA's zoombie bullrun, and their retardation made them lose money AGAIN. When will they learn?

[Anonymous No.55924722]

WHERE THE FUCK IS NVDA EARNINGS REPORT RELEASE THE REPORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55924724]

>>55924694
I can do another compilation of mainstream articles to do with the economy, with the word 'transitory'

[Anonymous No.55924725]

OP, AKA the Tayposter, is an actual federal agent.

[Anonymous No.55924726]

it's over

[Anonymous No.55924728]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55924732]

>>55924725
Based glowie posting Tays

[Anonymous No.55924733]

BUY KRATOS $KTOS
Best drone play in the world right now

[putsRnotDaWae No.55924739]

>>55924724
The experts got inflation wrong, so what? Experts are allowed to be wrong, that isn't proof of malice or a conspiracy.

[Anonymous No.55924740]

>>55924732
>living in a CCP-tier police state where the government tries to control every discussion forum is funny XD

[Anonymous No.55924744]

Someone explain to me like I'm retarded, why did bonds jump today if nothing official happened? Does the market think rate hikes are off the table, so they're priced out?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55924745]

>>55924740
>>55924725
Put your name back on, PhD in Bidenomics.

[Anonymous No.55924747]

>>55924725
It's funny cause I'm not even american I'm a leaf

[Anonymous No.55924754]

>>55924745
meds now

[Anonymous No.55924755]

>>55924636
>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

[Anonymous No.55924757]

>>55924733
Elaborate I’m intrigued. I like drones as a play a lot, why them though?

[Anonymous No.55924758]

>>55924739
Credibility in mainstream news sources is at all time lows, for a reason. Only morons still believe their exponentially increasing propaganda

[Anonymous No.55924761]

>>55924645
Wagie not needed

[Anonymous No.55924771]

>>55924761
How much SOXL for the girl?

[Anonymous No.55924774]

>>55924645
>EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IS BIDENS FAULT WAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55924775]

How long until SOXL is 100? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.55924783]

What's with every single retailer crying about theft in the earnings? Is this the new excuse for failure now that covid doesn't exist?

[Anonymous No.55924784]

>>55924744
bear market rally

[Anonymous No.55924786]

>>55924757
https://www.navaltoday.com/2023/01/04/us-navy-contracts-kratos-for-two-unmanned-aerial-systems/
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2023/06/05/2681903/224/en/Navy-Awards-Kratos-46-7M-Contract-for-Submarine-Ballistic-Missile-Reentry-Systems.html

They're actually not pureplay drones I lied, AVAV is more pureplay. But they're a legacy company with long history so they won't be going bankrupt, and keep getting more and more contracts. A big contract on a successful drone or missile could double their market cap , can't say the same about RTX or Lockheed which are like 50-100x as big. I did slurp some raytheon though when it dipped on earnings

[Anonymous No.55924791]

I have on and off actives traded options/stocks for 5+ years. I’ve stepped away for about 8 months now. I’d like to start again, but I want to take a different approach this time. What is a realistic timeline to make profits and what is the minimum amount of capital required?

[Anonymous No.55924794]

>>55924784
maybe, im not sure
but it would be quite typical for a bear market to have these

[Anonymous No.55924796]

I'm happy my bullbros are making money and hoping bearbros didn't lose too much. I don't wanna see my /smg/ frens do bad. I wish all the best for my frens.
T. Cashed out in the green weeks ago

[Anonymous No.55924797]

>>55924774
Yes, their business totally cratered under him right after they had some of their best years ever under Trump.

[Anonymous No.55924799]

>>55924791
Just by spdr.

[Anonymous No.55924800]

>>55924783
Basketball Americans are retaking what's rightfully theirs. And you're not allowed to breathe on them wrong or YOU'RE the bad guy.
>jannies sell SPY this is financial advice

[Anonymous No.55924804]

>>55924761
Wow 18 and already walled. That's rough.

[Anonymous No.55924812]

>>55924783
It's a scam. Uh things have been "missing" since the dawn of the shopping general store so I don't see what's the big hoopla about it. Hell in some stores you can just walk out with something large and the employees will just stand and gawk at you.

[Anonymous No.55924818]

>>55924799
I’m already maxing out a 401k and IRA accumulating total market ETFs. I’m looking for something a little quicker on the side to reduce my wage slaving years.

[Anonymous No.55924819]

>>55924791
Making it off of index options and market moving events kinda sucks desu. Premiums are too fucking high. The key is finding options markets that you EXPECT a move that's more than EXPECTED in IV. Examples would be a bullish sector like retail, you buy low IV puts that are long days enough to see the effects of
>shoplifting
Oh wai-

[Anonymous No.55924820]

>>55924733
Checked. I was just looking at that one a couple of hours ago. Waiting for a buy signal on the 30m chart tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55924821]

Haven’t come back since earnings. What’s the death toll at currently?

[Anonymous No.55924825]

>>55924799
Shut up nigger
>>55924791
There's no set minimum with options besides the cost of buying a contract, if you're a good trader you could turn a few hundred into a few thousand then grow from there. But I'd stick to something liquid like SPY.

[Anonymous No.55924827]

>>55924818
Buy puts on wfc.

[Anonymous No.55924830]

Mumu. Congrats on NVDA. Seriously.
Now if you don't mind. Could you check retail earnings for me real quick..

[Anonymous No.55924832]

>>55924819
>janny tranny anniemae filter for t,b,h
TEE BEE HHH, famalamadimdam degozaru zo!

[Anonymous No.55924835]

>>55924783
Well isn't there around 900 Soros funded DAs that don't prosecuted theft in major cities? Or they won't prosecutebthem if it's under $1100 or some amount like that?

People can just load up in broad daylight in a lot of these cities, and with a calculator make sure they openly steal just under the threshold and just walk right out free and clear. Maybe that has something to do with it, as well as ridiculous inflation by design destroying the poor and middle classes

[Anonymous No.55924837]

i hope t-rex makes me a good pizza

[Anonymous No.55924838]

>>55924830
I saw DKS and FL gigadump any others worth looking? KSS was up

[Anonymous No.55924840]

>>55924830
classic reversal thursday and friday incoming

[Anonymous No.55924845]

>>55924791
Learn SPY. Use multiple time frames. Git good. Or just buy Deep ITM LEAPS at furthest expiration date. You'll get 1.5x to 2x leverage. Space the LEAPS apart. Roll at expiration. Literally that easy.

[Anonymous No.55924846]

>>55924825
>if you're a good trader
That’s the part I suck at. The only time I’ve been successful trading SPY options (only thing I really traded) was watching the 1 min chart the entire day and quickly moving into and out of positions based on TA.

[Anonymous No.55924848]

>>55924837
theres a nigger making your pizza
call them immediately and ask for a pizza made by a white person or you want a refund

[Anonymous No.55924851]

>>55924832
>Doesn't know about the desu word filter
>probably doesn't know the others
go back, immediately

[Anonymous No.55924853]

>>55924846
That's called scalping. It's okay if you have >25k in order to bypass PDT rule

[Anonymous No.55924856]

>>55924851
It was bait mr S 0 I KEK

[Anonymous No.55924857]

>>55924848
anon that would be racist

[Anonymous No.55924860]

>>55924853
I don’t have the $25k and don’t at the time, hence the slow accumulation of money. I was net positive, but I’m limited to 3 trades a week. It was tedious and took a long time.

[Anonymous No.55924861]

>>55924784
You clearly don't have a fucking clue

[Anonymous No.55924862]

>>55924856
>KEK
Noooo
the C(an)ucks got me!!

[Anonymous No.55924864]

>>55924846
>was watching the 1 min chart the entire day and quickly moving into and out of positions based on TA.
That's completely retarded. I'm surprised you made money doing that.

[Anonymous No.55924865]

>>55924846
Don't feel bad, most active traders blow up a few accounts trading, before they get consistent enough, refine their strategies, and implement a good risk management system and make it all work together

[Anonymous No.55924867]

>>55924856
>>55924862
>I was only pretending
You need to kys, you faggot pedophile loser

[Anonymous No.55924870]

>>55924860
I'm a PDT and have the money and now it doesn't even matter because I rarely trade daytrades anymore

[Anonymous No.55924879]

>>55924867
Come here let me grab ya

[Anonymous No.55924880]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55924883]

Well, this is frankly surprising. All-time record earnings *and* a huge stock buyback. Is it too late for me to get in on the short-term gravy train?

[Anonymous No.55924885]

>>55924864
It actually worked surprisingly well. Of course I usually cut my winners off early because I had a set profit/loss limit I was maintaining but I turned $500 into $2500 in about 2 months. Like I said it was very tedious though so I started taking bigger risks.

[Anonymous No.55924890]

>>55924870
What do you trade?
What research do you do?

[Anonymous No.55924894]

SQQQ bros did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.55924895]

pizza tracker hasn't moved
the fuck trayvon did to my pizza

[Anonymous No.55924900]

>>55924857
if you eat food that had nigger hands on it thats your prerogative
i wouldnt recommender it however

[Anonymous No.55924902]

>>55924895
have you tried turning it off then on again?

[Anonymous No.55924905]

>>55924885
Wow. I'm at a loss for words.

[Anonymous No.55924909]

>>55924861
Wut? Bonds are at multiple year lows.

[Anonymous No.55924911]

>>55924890
Larger market moves like tracking a month long run from support to resistance on PMs, weekly index options, and if there's a specific stock I think will make a move, I usually pay double to get expiry past my window. I hate IV crush, it gets beaten into you after you lose thousands

[Anonymous No.55924912]

>>55924894
Not as cocky as me, I'm short SQQQ puts.

[Anonymous No.55924914]

>>55924900
everyone here has eaten food with cum, spit, and shid in it
just a fact of modern life

[Anonymous No.55924916]

>>55924820
this aint a short term trade nigga who cares about 1-2%

[Anonymous No.55924922]

Wow. All this babbling bullshit and not a single bit of hard data on what happened at 4:20. You suck, /biz/.

[Anonymous No.55924929]

>>55924804
I would commit multiple war crimes and human atrocities just to lick her asshole

[Anonymous No.55924933]

>>55924922

[Anonymous No.55924939]

>>55924911
PMs?

[Anonymous No.55924940]

>>55924929
judging by the gut im sure her asshole is absolutely putrid

[Anonymous No.55924945]

>>55924914
Nothing modern about it anon

[Anonymous No.55924947]

>>55924853
Are you retarded? Cash account has unlimited daytrades, and the cash spent on options will settle the next day t+1. Obviously if you want to get in or out multiple times in the same day you need the liquidity for each buy, but it's pretty flexible and close to daytrading. Especially with the low cost of near expiry SPY contracts.
>>55924860
You don't need the 25, he's retarded.

[Anonymous No.55924949]

>>55924929
You're fucking retarded. Man I don't miss being young.

[Anonymous No.55924951]

>>55924929
see this is what i hate about zoomers appropriating y2k
a scene girl would never have worn mcbling style clothing

[Anonymous No.55924956]

>>55924922
Their growth is slowing, thats the actual story. 19% next quarter down from 88% this quarter

[Anonymous No.55924962]

>>55924916
I was thinking around 3%.

[Anonymous No.55924965]

>>55924947
Where can you open up a cash only account?

[Anonymous No.55924967]

>Bought 12 shares of NVDA two years ago
>Bought CELH after the first quarter this year
literally who can stop me

[Anonymous No.55924971]

[Anonymous No.55924982]

>>55924956
The real story is that my numbers went up. When is bobo's big crash?

[Anonymous No.55924992]

My puts aaaahhhhh

[Anonymous No.55924993]

is it safe to short nvidia yet? i already got heemed once and learned my lesson.

[Anonymous No.55924994]

>>55924982
Post portfolio
You're a poorfag attention whore

[Anonymous No.55924998]

>>55924965
Lots of brokers for cash accounts and options, but I would go with TDA. There's also Tastytrade and the apps like RH and Webull. The apps have shitty fills though from what I've heard.

[Anonymous No.55925006]

>>55924971
So this meme won't need an update?

[Anonymous No.55925014]

>>55924993
Nah broseph, pull up a daily chart and slap on a 6 ema. Once you see two decent sized bear bars closing BELOW the moving average, THEN you can short.

[Anonymous No.55925015]

if you close out your longs on NVDA tomorrow you are a pussy. i'm holding these calls all the way to 2 trillion

[Anonymous No.55925022]

>>55925006
probably not
However, I just like posting Krugman news because I think he is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.55925030]

>>55925022
Very hilarious.

[Anonymous No.55925039]

>>55925022
but argentina is american why not use american money

[Anonymous No.55925044]

>>55925030
he and Kurt Eichenwald should watch tentacle porn together
I am sure it would be a grand ol time.

[Anonymous No.55925048]

>>55924797
What does that have to do with the economy though you retard? The reason the economy is taking a shit right now is because Trump appointed fed chairman powell printed 6 trillion dollars of bail outs under covid and now, look at that, inflation is sky high. It's like you fucking retards have no idea how the economy actually works. The economy was doing well under trump because the Fed has been playing loose with the economy since obama and they didn't stop under trump tey picked it up. It has nothing to do with Biden literlally. He's cleaning up after trump.

[Anonymous No.55925050]

>>55924636
This nigger just said “n word”. Fucking go back hahahaha

[Anonymous No.55925054]

>>55924994
Woah there bobo, no need to be angry, that won't bring your money back from mumu's pockets

[putsRnotDaWae No.55925055]

>>55925050
>NOOOOO YOU MUST BE RACIST
I'm not an immature idiot.

[Anonymous No.55925066]

>>55924993
>shorting a trillion market cap company that is bullish long term
In all seriousness though wait for the IV to drop if you're going to buy puts. Or use a spread to negate vega.

[Anonymous No.55925067]

>>55925048
This guy believes presidents are legitimate.
I can’t believe anyone believes in the system anymore. How fucking retarded can you be? Is it for comfort? Does it hold together your fragile world view to continue grasping on to a fucking lie? Why can’t you see?

[Anonymous No.55925071]

>didn't buy Nvidia when it was cheaper
>AI will probably kill my job
uh-oh, spaghetti-oh

[Anonymous No.55925075]

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_TOgEhRe1k

[Anonymous No.55925078]

>>55925054
Noone gives a fuck abotu your shitcoins. We're talking stockmarket here

[Anonymous No.55925079]

>>55925039
a certain section of our politics is super pro brussels and trying to keep the EU from falling apart by creating demand for the Euro or something I don't know

[Anonymous No.55925083]

NVDA 600 is programmed to hit.

[Anonymous No.55925090]

>>55925083
fucking delusional

[Anonymous No.55925098]

>>55925055
Why is saying nigger racist? Do you think when someone says glow nigger they’re referring to a bioluminescent black person?
>I’m not immature
Yes you are.

[Anonymous No.55925106]

Coffee grounds? That's weird

[Anonymous No.55925128]

>>55925106
Yeah but how much is OJ up? You cropped it out.

[Anonymous No.55925141]

>>55925098
An increasing number of them are actual niggers these days.

[Anonymous No.55925149]

2 Trillion is programmed bobo. Chat GBT is powered by Nividia

[Anonymous No.55925157]

>>55924636
>"N word"
>so antiracist he cannot even give a direct quote
>it's bad to say, write and think racial slurs
>says he's more mature than everyone else over words
You're a huge faggot wow

[Anonymous No.55925170]

>>55925078
Oh, my bad nigger

[Anonymous No.55925178]

>>55925048
Stop IP hopping you fucking shill.

[Anonymous No.55925185]

Read the Yahoo comments under Nigvidia. Absolutely delusional. Anyone still holding that overvalued dogshit deserves to lose everything. Fucking clownworld.

[Anonymous No.55925203]

>>55925185
Please elaborate

[Anonymous No.55925208]

>>55925203
Elaborate what? That Nigvidia and Nigvidia holders are fucking retards? Go look at that chart and tell me you would buy.

[Anonymous No.55925214]

>>55925208
I agree. I mean, about those yahoo comments. What are you concluding from them?

[Anonymous No.55925219]

>>55925214
I am concluding that the vocal Nigvidia bulltards are retarded. People are still buying and some are putting their entire networth in it.

[Anonymous No.55925220]

>>55925185
Nah, these guys are savvy investors

[Anonymous No.55925228]

>>55925185
>>55925219
Did any of you happen to short the May - July tech rally?

[Anonymous No.55925229]

>>55925220
kek

[Anonymous No.55925233]

hold up bros, gotta fumigate the thread of ledditors. Stand back.
>inhale

FUCK KIKES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES
AND
FUCK. JANNIES.

/biz/ disclaimer to make it on-topic
>we are in a bear market, adjust the sp500 for inflation and the 12- figure bailout of 3 large banks earlier this year and we're still dumping. Buy longer dated puts.

[Anonymous No.55925237]

>>55925228
Im not a bobo, I just hate this gay ass market.

[Anonymous No.55925266]

>>55925220
dont read that stuff and get triggered
read that stuff and think, hey, these morons are saying its going to 600, how can i profit off people like this?
now you go into the options chain 45 days out and start selling $600 calls

[Anonymous No.55925267]

>>55925228
He's actually making a good argument, though. Isnt he?

[Anonymous No.55925273]

chat GBT will be bigger than the iPhone

[Anonymous No.55925284]

NVDA will close red tomorrow and mumus will never emotionally recover

[Anonymous No.55925289]

>>55925067
Is that what you ave to tell yourself in order to justify to yourself being so fuckin stupid? You have no idea what I believe on this anonymous imageboard I am simpy stating historical facts which can be verified by a rudimentary search on google about Trumps presidency. It's really not my fault that you retards can't deal with reality so you make shit up in order to feel better about your shitty lives. By this logic because you suck cock for trump you believe the system works just fine too. See how stupid you are?

[Anonymous No.55925290]

>>55925233
Checked.

[Anonymous No.55925293]

>>55925284
You are delusional

[Anonymous No.55925298]

>>55924951
Yeah it's a weird mixed aesthetic with no knowledge of the era thing, like having flappers and zoot suiters at your Gatsby themed "blind tiger" party. To be fair it's not like generalizing history is a modern thing.
Being old enough to have had crushes on first generation scene girls and emo chicks I just find this character confusing.

[Anonymous No.55925301]

>>55925284
everything is gonna close red
and all the baggies are gonna chimp out about their nvidia not understanding we live in a society

[Anonymous No.55925312]

>>55925289
>trump
You lack reading comprehension skills.

[Anonymous No.55925326]

how can one jew get away with this for so long

[Anonymous No.55925337]

>>55925312
You lack an IQ greater than Single Digits.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55925348]

>>55925301
>>55925284
Why would it close red? We just had 3 bearish weeks, the market very clearly turned around today and NVDA is once again going to carry the market for a few months. Do you bobos hate money? You could literally just long any tech stock somewhat correlated to NVDA in the next month and make money.

[Anonymous No.55925353]

>>55925293
Good earnings were already priced in. NVDA is in a speculative bubble, it's never a guarantee that it'll keep going up
>>55925301
The pain trade is NVDA beats on earnings and still ends red. Enough of this "the pain trade is stocks go up forever and everyone gets rich!"
>>55925326
Cramer's First Republic tweets were pure evil. He called it a "very good bank" and then when it failed he writes: https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1652960254072705024

[Anonymous No.55925359]

>>55925337
if you werent a midwit youd know that no one lacks that because its not a thing anyone needs
>>55925348
why should it close red? because youre trying to time a bottom

[Anonymous No.55925373]

>>55925348
You said the same thing during those three weeks

[Anonymous No.55925374]

>>55924562
seethe bear

[Anonymous No.55925385]

Will NVDA do a split soon? I want to start selling covered calls on my NVDA soon but I only have 70 shares

[Anonymous No.55925397]

>>55924783
it may be a meme excuse but it is a real fact that theft has been de facto legalized in a lot of large cities because the cops don't do shit and/or the DA's office won't even prosecute even if they do catch people

[putsRnotDaWae No.55925404]

>>55925385
Probably once it goes over $600.

[Anonymous No.55925406]

>bought a piece of lockheed martin a few months ago
>up almost 90 points
it's carrying my entire portfolio. MIC for the win

[Anonymous No.55925423]

>>55924894
No we absolutely did not. and I WILL be slurping the dip. September will be glorious. This cuck pump will lose steam by EOW

[Anonymous No.55925425]

>>55925397
It hasn't been legalized, though. The laws against theft are still on the books. What is happening is that local branches of the Democrat mafia are taking the lead from their Federal masters and *suspending* the rule of law. Which is itself illegal. Not that anyone cares.

[Anonymous No.55925426]

Nividia to $1000 is not a meme. To the moon.

[Anonymous No.55925430]

Dividend chads how you holding up

[Anonymous No.55925439]

>>55925430
Yeah fucking right.

[Anonymous No.55925448]

>>55925439
It’s from the tsly community on twitter. Join us. 76%yield

[Anonymous No.55925459]

>>55925267
Yes

[Anonymous No.55925460]

Wasn't the morning PMI news a bearish thing? We pumped right through it.

[Anonymous No.55925469]

>>55925460
the stock market is currently in a battle between reality and hopium
reality is gonna win during the final battle at jacksons hole

[Anonymous No.55925470]

>>55925430
what kind of sorcery is this

[Anonymous No.55925472]

>>55924848
best way to eat cum or shit

[Anonymous No.55925477]

>>55925448
>76%
In what universe is that sustainable?

[Anonymous No.55925482]

>>55925470
A etf that pays 75% yield

[Anonymous No.55925488]

>>55925459
Assuming the numbers are correct. Which they probably arent

[Anonymous No.55925490]

Hi all, New policy is 5 day a week in office. Thx.

[Anonymous No.55925495]

>>55925385
why do you want to sell covered calls? it's goin to $2000

[Anonymous No.55925498]

>>55925482
like call selling on tesla. i wish i had money :(

[Anonymous No.55925509]

>>55925470
>>55925477
https://www.yieldmaxetfs.com/

They have multiple funds. Tesla, Apple,ARKK, nvidia, Coinbase,meta,Google,Amazon.

New ones dropping Friday on Microsoft and disney

[Anonymous No.55925514]

>>55925482
This seems utterly insane and untenable and I'm buying some in my TFSA tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55925515]

>>55925477
It's not. Long synthetic futures on TSLA for leverage. Then they sell covered calls against the position. You sacrifice upward movement for premium/divvies. And when the underlying goes down it doesn't recover fully due to the covered calls. Good thing TSLA isn't volatile, right?

[Anonymous No.55925517]

So does IV typically just keep crushing for weeks after earnings or is it basically all over at market open the day after? Have some calls open and still bullish nvda but wondering if I just need to roll it over to spot exposure tomorrow.

Don't really get IV, if it always goes up before earnings and it makes options more expensive, then wouldn't it be a sure bet to buy literally any options a couple weeks out and sell them right before earnings?

[Anonymous No.55925518]

>>55925514
Lol I bought 200 shares at 13 dollars back in like April and rode it up to 18. Now it’s back to 14. Even tho it crashed I’m still green. It payed me $200 a month in divvies. The lowest it got was may. Still over $100 tho

[Anonymous No.55925527]

AI creates favorable long term tailwinds for router sales.

[Anonymous No.55925530]

>>55925460
bad news is good news, in regards to the PMI data
market rallied because the PMI data was so bad, that expectations Fed would be less hawkish, would cut interest rates sooner, lower yields
https://www.forexlive.com/news/bad-news-is-still-good-news-but-the-bad-news-is-mounting-20230823/
The market is increasingly comfortable that the Fed has hit the terminal top and will cut rates by 100 basis points in 2024.
US 10-year yields are down 10 bps to 4.22% today and Fed funds futures are implying a lower path from Powell ahead of Jackson Hole. The impled probabillity of a hike in Sept is just 11%, though that rises to 30% in November. From there, pricing is increasingly dovish and it's not surprise given that today's US services PMI from S&P Global disappointed, along with soft readings in Europe.
In addition. US retailer Foot Locker today warned on the consumer saying that July comps were down in the low double-digit range while August comps are trending lower in the 'high single digits'. Executives said the weight of the macro environment on lower income consumers became much more evident through Q2 and that back-to-school has started softer as well. That follows on some soft commentary from Target and Dick's Sporting Goods
In short, this is what the Fed wanted to see, though you could start to argue that it's hitting harder and faster than they hoped. So the question will then turn to how quickly the Fed will raise rates. Many think Powell will argue for keeping rates higher for longer at Jackson Hole and the market might not like that. At the same time, the market might not believe Powell and will stay firm in the belief that the Fed will cut as the unemployment rate rises
In any case, right now the market is acting as if help is on the way -- or at least is if no further harm is coming. The US dollar has reversed sharply lower and the S&P 500 is up 0.9%. Even oil is staging a comeback, which isn't exactly what you would expect to see on a slowing economy

[Anonymous No.55925538]

>>55925515
>higher downside
>capped upside
>inefficient distributions fully taxable
...

[Anonymous No.55925558]

>>55925538
Ye it’s not qualified dividends which pay like 3% yield.

It’s purely for income investing. I take my $200 month divies and throw it into other shit.

Tho if the fund manages to live till April of next year I will have made my initial purchase money back in dividends

[Anonymous No.55925568]

>selling at-the-money covered calls on an extremely volatile tech stock
wow sounds like a great ETF :)

[Anonymous No.55925574]

i had extra cash
and should have bought calls
it's too bad that i
don't have any balls

[Anonymous No.55925580]

>>55925538
cope

[Anonymous No.55925591]

>>55924636
As my client it is my duty to inform you that God hates niggers, that niggers are inferior subhumans, and that this antagonistic God-nigger relationship is the true reason for all of the suffering of the nigger species worldwide wherever they are found.

This is definitely financial advice, as well as legal advice, and I am your lawyer

[Anonymous No.55925603]

Should I sell? I feel I’ll be fucked (again) tomorrow. I was down $800 on this cunt yesterday, because of course it crashed as soon as I bought.

[Anonymous No.55925604]

>>55925517
I posted the IV chart for TSLA here.
>>55925066

Sometimes IV will dump the next day. Other times it takes longer. The problem with buying options for earnings is that you don't know the direction, and there is theta decay. So your next idea is to buy straddles further out (which will have higher vega too). The IV might not actually increase as much as expected and then you're dealing with poor liquidity on the options chain. If you do hold through earnings the problem is that the actual move might be less then the expected (priced in) move. Like TSLA yesterday priced in a +/- 11% move. It only went up 1.6% today.

[Anonymous No.55925615]

>>55924846
How did you choose your strikes when doing that?

[Anonymous No.55925622]

>>55925604
Sorry I confused TSLA and NVDA. NVDA yesterday priced in the 11% move, and only went up 3% today. And the IV chart is for NVDA.

[Anonymous No.55925624]

>>55925604
3 1 2

[Anonymous No.55925636]

meet your new landlord

[Anonymous No.55925642]

>>55925624
Just the dark haired one for me. You guys can keep the other two.

[Anonymous No.55925648]

>>55924586
Someone who understands the options market is turtles all the way down the chain?
On /biz/?
Weird.

[Anonymous No.55925651]

>>55924998
I've used RH in the past. Can I turn my margin account into a cash account?

[Anonymous No.55925663]

>>55925636

[Anonymous No.55925665]

>>55925651
yes but I think they make you wait a month if you want to change it back to margin

[Anonymous No.55925671]

>>55925603
I put a $24 stop limit.

[Anonymous No.55925687]

Mumu, I kneel. Not even salty my shorts got stopped out two days ago. Let's fucking go

[Anonymous No.55925694]

>>55925603
SOXL will be knocking on $30's door in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.55925713]

So wait...
I'm just supposed to be rich now?

[Anonymous No.55925726]

As someone learning about stocks, can someone explain how a company like Chipotle is worth almost 2k?

[Anonymous No.55925742]

>>55925726
the price of an individual stock is completely arbitrary out of the context of its other metrics like market cap. The correct question is, is Chipotle really worth its 52 billion dollar market cap?

[Anonymous No.55925753]

>>55925726
Stock price doesn't matter for the most part. Look at the market cap. That will give a better idea of company size/valuation. And research what stock splits are.

[Anonymous No.55925764]

>>55925651
Yes, in Settings/Investing.
>>55925665
Nope, picrel.

[Anonymous No.55925771]

>>55925359
Wrong, IQ well above 130.
It doesn't matter though really because you are still trying to avoid the point that this economy has nothing to do with Biden.

[Anonymous No.55925773]

>>55925558
ok but you could just have held tesla and made more money is my point. this fund is just a scam

[Anonymous No.55925775]

>>55925713
Nah, you can be but not *supposed* to be. It's just up to you, I reckon.

[Anonymous No.55925777]

>>55925490
Hello
This is my two week notice. I'm retiring and going to finish/monetize my side projects.

[Anonymous No.55925784]

>>55925726
Chiptole stock is 2000$ because the total amount of shares in existence for the entire company, is low. If you have two companies worth 1000$, but one company has 10 shares(100$ a share), and the other has 20 shares(50$ a share), the shares will be valued differently, but the total market value of the company will be the same. Don't be fooled

[Anonymous No.55925785]

>>55925353
>Cramer's First Republic tweets were pure evil. He called it a "very good bank" and then when it failed he writes: https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1652960254072705024
He said to buy WFC in July. I've been making ~100 a week buying ATM puts and waiting for the price to fall and then rolling down.

[Anonymous No.55925793]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55925809]

>>55925742
>The correct question is, is Chipotle really worth its 52 billion dollar market cap?
The one near me has a cute girl working at it making burritos and stuff, so...
Yes

[Anonymous No.55925810]

Oh wow I usually don't care about futures but these are particularly good

[Anonymous No.55925814]

>Nvidia to Buy Back Up to $25 Billion in Stock
they're buying their own top lmao

[Anonymous No.55925826]

>>55925687
>defeated Bobo switching at the worst time
a tale as old as time

[Anonymous No.55925828]

Goddamnit I have to go to the doctor now. $100 down the whole immediately. Why are our bodies so gay? How the fuck can you just get a rash you can't get rid of? Like aren't our bodies supposed to be able to fight shit off naturally? I can only imagine how much the testing and prescription is going to cost on top of this. Give me a 10X stock right now to make up the costs

[Anonymous No.55925830]

>>55925810

[Anonymous No.55925838]

>>55925603
This still pisses me off that I bought right before the crash and if I had waited, I would have been up around $700.

[Anonymous No.55925842]

>man I can't wait for tomorrow's bull ru-ACK!

[putsRnotDaWae No.55925843]

>>55925828
>Give me a 10X stock right now to make up the costs
NVDA

[Anonymous No.55925849]

>>55925814
You beclown yourself

[Anonymous No.55925854]

>>55925843
Fuck you swedecuck I don't trust you because you're either a glowie or clftranny and I don't trust either.

[Anonymous No.55925855]

>>55925430
200k dividends means youre ultra high net worth

[putsRnotDaWae No.55925866]

>>55925854
I must admit CLF is a based stock, although I am not a tranny.

[Anonymous No.55925868]

>>55925855
not if the underlying is paying out 70%+, Unless you think 6 figs is ultra high.

[Anonymous No.55925879]

>>55925866
Oh christ, are you actually clftranny?!?! Did I just discover why you're so annoying? Are you the second coming?

[Anonymous No.55925906]

>>55925868
good point. you must be small net worth if youre retarded enough to buy a stock with 70% payout

[Anonymous No.55925907]

>>55925828
Here's what you do, go to your local pharmacy or grocery store (such as a KR), and get store brand tubes of Hydrocortisone anti-itch ream and Clotrimazole anti-fungal cream (generic Lotrimin). Put them both on at the same time, mixing them together and rubbing them in good. Do that twice a day, make sure to wash the area with soap before each time. Depending on how bad it got, it could be a couple days though...

[Anonymous No.55925908]

Bobros, we got rekt today, but tomorrow is a new day. Make that smug-ass Mumu pay with fuckin blood

[Anonymous No.55925918]

>>55925906
that is exactly what is going on in that picture

[Anonymous No.55925919]

>>55925842
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS CLIP!?!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.55925926]

>>55925919
either animal abuse or some bakery, im not keen to find out so im closing the thread
@jannies HELP

[Anonymous No.55925934]

>>55925907
My dog has a crash on the underside of the base of his tail. He licks and bites it so much the fur is gone and he makes it bleed.

He won't hardly even let me near it. Is there some kind of spray I could spray on it? He won't let me rub ointment I gotta be super fast

[Anonymous No.55925948]

>>55925842
>a
i think tis is a friut

[Anonymous No.55925974]

>>55925764
how does this affect your cash sweep interest though?

I know they'll permanently disable cash sweep for your account if you're marked PDT but can you be marked PDT for doing day trades with a cash account?

[Anonymous No.55925984]

The stock market is too efficient. There are virtually no bargains to find. Or maybe I'm just a retard.

[Anonymous No.55925990]

>>55925974
You get this magical thing called a good faith violation instead. That anon shilling cash accounts is acting like anybody with only a couple grand isn't going to all in their day trade positions.

[Anonymous No.55925997]

>>55925753
1 is nice
2 looks less brain dead than previous pic

[Anonymous No.55925998]

>>55925974
I can't recall for sure, from the one little stretch of time that I set mine to cash, but I think it just sets to the 1.5%. I do know for sure that you can't have the Gold level sweep in a cash account. I'm somewhat but not fully sure it just went to the 1.5%. Also, *stock*trades take 2 days to settle as opposed to 1 with options.

[Anonymous No.55925999]

>>55925984
you had all day yesterday to buy in on anything you wanted because it was the first day of gains after 5 days or so of straight losses

[Anonymous No.55926007]

>>55925809
i like cute girl. i go to starbuck for the girl

[Anonymous No.55926008]

>>55925990
Robinhood doesn't have GFV, you just cannot trade with unsettled money.

[Anonymous No.55926013]

>>55925828
maybe ask them to put a condom next time or avoid grinder

[Anonymous No.55926017]

Close your longs EOD tomorrow, thanks me later.

[Anonymous No.55926018]

>>55925984
>maybe I'm just a retard
this

[Anonymous No.55926019]

>>55926008
That isn't a terrible policy.

[Anonymous No.55926022]

>>55926017
Please elaborate

[Anonymous No.55926025]

>>55926017
confirmed. close your long put

[Anonymous No.55926027]

>>55926007
Same, but FYI: we use ticker symbols here. It's SBUX

[Anonymous No.55926032]

>>55925990
Also when I had my E*TRADE account set to cash I did not "all in", and specifically kept my trade allotments divided into thirds at least, so I could pretty much always make at least one trade per day of that size. It's perfectly possible to figure out a system like that.

[Anonymous No.55926033]

>>55926022
bulltrap into Jackson Hole. right shoulder forming on indices.

[Anonymous No.55926041]

>>55925990
I'm not shilling anything, don't be a retarded nigger. And the conversation was about options trading, the logic is pretty simple.
>have cash account with $2000
>buy and sell an option worth $200 up to 10 times in the same day, like for example SPY options near expiry
>your cash settles the next day because options are t+1
>close to daytrading without needing 25 thousand. Obviously you need to be a good trader to make this profitable but that's not the main point.
Checkmate, libtard.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55926045]

>>55926022
He's evil and wants you to miss the start of the next month+ long rally. Todays movement + the current futures confirms this is the start of a new rally.

[Anonymous No.55926048]

>>55926033
I see. Do you mean this: >>55920714
?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55926058]

>>55926033
Jackson hole was bearish last year because inflation was very high and Powell was upset about it so he spooked the market. Why Jackson hole be bearish this year? The soft landing is almost complete.

[Anonymous No.55926060]

>>55926041
I am calling Elizabeth Warren right now to put an end to this

[Anonymous No.55926063]

>>55926033

[Anonymous No.55926066]

>>55926060
why does warren think stopping poor people from day trading stocks is going to prevent another 2008

[Anonymous No.55926074]

>>55926041
i thought the 25k rule was to prevent assholes from tying up possibly millions of dollars in unsettled transactions with just $1000 being traded around aggressively.

[Anonymous No.55926080]

baking

[Anonymous No.55926084]

>>55925907
Honestly I think it's too late for that. It's starting to spread all over my body. I'm actually getting nervous. Going to urgent care tomorrow. I have a job interview on tuesday and i can't look like a leper for that

[Anonymous No.55926085]

>>55926058
>The soft landing is almost complete.
anon august CPI is not looking good at all
everyone will go apeshit if we actually get a confirmation of a re-acceleration

[Anonymous No.55926088]

What's next?

[Anonymous No.55926092]

>>55926066
You have to understand her point of view regarding gambling and addiction through the filter of her Cherokee heritage.

[Anonymous No.55926097]

>>55926088
>>55926077
>>55926077
>>55926077
>>55926077
baked

[Anonymous No.55926102]

>>55926060
Kek next they're going to take away options trading all together and then 3x etfs. Ban everything!

[Anonymous No.55926112]

>>55926085
Oh shit, its gone up again. 0.8% now for August

https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting

[Anonymous No.55926142]

>>55926084
oh man, fuckin' shit, BLESS YOU, man.

[Anonymous No.55926488]

>>55924722
You are either retarded or under age