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NVDA just took his balls and fed it to him

>> No.55923235
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55923235

Welp!...

time to buy!

>> No.55923322

>>55923200
He didn't short NVDA you dick brained idiot he shorted S&P and QQQ

>> No.55923329

that's as close to a smile i've seen from him

>> No.55923331

>>55923322
Lol

>> No.55923430

>>55923200
i wanna punch his other eye out

>> No.55923457
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55923457

$1000 eoy

>> No.55923507

>>55923322
And Nvidia is the 4th most weighted holding of those funds.

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>>55923322

>> No.55923693

>>55923200
every time a rich guy has an eye like that, I assume he had it removed and replaced with a cyborg eye that can scan shit like terminator. I swear that's what jeff bezos has, god knows he could afford it!

>> No.55924227

>>55923200
It's just temporary volatility. Also >>55923322

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>>55923322
Anon, I...

>> No.55924460

He has chillier eyes than Sephiroth and Gensler combined.

>> No.55924579

>>55923322
B8

>> No.55924580

thread/market theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLF02Igv_HA

>> No.55924686

>>55923322
Checked, learned trader

>> No.55924750

>>55923457
Plz be right

>> No.55924752

>>55923200
I respect the play this dude made in 08' but at this point his whole shtick of shorting the markert every few weeks is becoming a meme

Kinda like peter shchiff calling fod the next crypto apocalypse whenever bitcoin goes down more than 5% for the week

No idea why people take their word for gospel

>> No.55924802

>>55923200
He did it too early, the yield curve hasnt uninverted yet

>> No.55924817

>tfw live long enough to see Bury gets liquidated

>> No.55924863

>>55923200
His short position was just a fud maneuver so he could slurp the dip. He literally called the news and told them he shorted the market and most of you suckers believed it

>> No.55924925

>>55923322
This. This. SO MUCH THIS! Michael Burry is my friend and you're all going to experience a very big short soon.

>> No.55925571
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55925571

I'm buying puts tomorrow.
The earnings pump just makes it cheaper and more profitable.

>> No.55925584

>>55923322
kek I know absolutely nothing about stocks.

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>>55923322

>> No.55926367

>>55923322
OK, Casandra