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Total Bobo Annihilation Edition

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Previous: >>55922454

>> No.55923113
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That's life, that's what all the people say.

>> No.55923129

have you guys heard of this company called n-video or something? are they good to invest in?

>> No.55923136

I have a confession to make. I never threw 20k at NVDA calls. I larped but I wish I did throw 20k at them AAAAAAAA.

Sorry guys.

>> No.55923150

good on nintendo for their a1 microchips

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>> No.55923165

Are there any options courses that aren't total shill crap and fake earnings screenshots? There's so much out there from shady looking InvestmentTwitter gurus that I can't tell what's legit if I just want to learn.

>> No.55923166
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Total Taylor Triumph

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>> No.55923173

Hey there Terry, the wifey and I just put half of our 401k into Nvideo. Looks to be a great nest egg for our retirement.

Steven R.
Fully Disabled Veteran
3rd Battalion, 1st Marines 'Nam 1971-1975

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nuhvidya cannot prop up the entire market alone

>> No.55923182
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>MFW Interest rates will be higher for longer, pricing out more losers from home loans for a moment of euphoric greed.
>Rentoids will forever be paying rent and never own a home from their NVDA gains.
>Tax season coming up raping retards who placed themselves on a higher tax bracket
Congratulations, you played yourself. Enjoy the rest of the crumbling world your greed have created.

>> No.55923184
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lol, Bobo

>> No.55923185

>retarded to short nvidia here
>also retarded to not short nvidia here
this is it! i'm telling you this is it!

>> No.55923189

>they dont know the AH pump was already priced in

>> No.55923206

It 100% can. Nvidia is literally Apple on steroids.

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I wanted to play but the premiums were just too high

>> No.55923210

Bobo you beheem yourself

>> No.55923217
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i bought 5k worth of nvda in 2016 (half my life savings at the time) and have held it ever since without selling a share. 100% my own due diligence and conviction

>> No.55923218
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it's our time soon

>> No.55923220

>sold last week at 440
O-oh well haha

>> No.55923227
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This bull run is only just getting started

>> No.55923230

I'd hate to be KO boomer right now.

>> No.55923232
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Cause I, I
I don't know how to feel
But I wanna try
I don't know how to feel

>> No.55923234

Who else has been buying SOXL throughout the last two weeks because they aren't a complete fucking retard?

Feels GOOD to not be a dumbass bear

>> No.55923236
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I bought Nvda when it crashed to 145$ sold 30% of my shares at 400$ still have 80 on the market don’t know what to do kinda want to hold I don’t really need the money

>> No.55923237
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Holy shit he was just early.

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>> No.55923241

I didnt buy any shares of nvidia

>> No.55923243

Fucking amazing, enjoy the run. Hopefully they get to $800+ somehow.

>> No.55923244

>inflation up bigly
>tax brackets remain exactly the same
why is this allowed??

>> No.55923245
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What news did I miss?

>> No.55923249

QQQ is gonna retest 386 for sure but what comes after???

>> No.55923250

Yes it can.

>> No.55923251

Did you guys know that P/E ratio goes down when earnings goes up?

>> No.55923253

>Cathie sold NVIDIA to hold RBLX and HOOD bags

>> No.55923257

cash out you faggot

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>> No.55923268

Cathie has had a bad year

>> No.55923269
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so that's how division works...

>> No.55923271

just listen to the earnings call you lazy faggot

>> No.55923274
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Not trying to rain on the parade but if NVIDIA revs are going from 13.5 to 16 bil next quarter thats only 19% qoq vs 88% this last quarter. Is that going to cause a slight pause in raising price guidance? Thats a big slow down forecasted, no?
I have been wrong and I admit it but I would think that might be of concern, no?

>> No.55923288

the saudis have been buying AI chips recently, they're usually the last ones in the door just saying

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NVIDIA just announced anything earlier than the RTX40 series has received a diver update that will make it overheat and burn down, forcing them to buy new cards.

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Would it be better to sell NVDA now after-hours or wait until the market opens tomorrow?

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sounds promising

>> No.55923299


>> No.55923301

Great to hear from you Steve. How are the kids? I tried to get Bobby to explain Nvideo to me but he kept saying something about wooden screws, those crazy kids! Btw Susan died of spinal tuberculosis last month.


>> No.55923306

So what is the typical drop in IV after nvidia earnings? Or how do you look at that in real time, if you can? Admittedly opened some calls right before earnings and trying to figure out if I'm beheemed or not.

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Idk could hit 600 tomorrow hard to tell what the fuck is happening earnings was great

>> No.55923311
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Are NVDA bulls ready to hold bags for 20+ years?

>> No.55923312

Why the fuck is my only merging market mutual funds hold fucking taiwan semi conductors and fucking tencent of all things? And no Nvidia at all. Fuck you

>> No.55923313
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It'll be our time soon enough, r-right?

>> No.55923314

You’ll be gambling against Jackson Hole symposium tonight who knows what could happen since everything’s closed at resistance levels

>> No.55923317

Doubt it. Back to sub 360 in a few days.

>> No.55923321

Hold tell next earnings

>> No.55923323

who the fuck keeps buying a stock that's already up 400% this year

>> No.55923324
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That growth slow down qoq is really glaring. I want to hear what analyst, if any, brings that up. This quarter and next quarter could be front loaded from China worried about ban on semiconductors hence the massive spurt of growth. Anyone care to elaborate?

>> No.55923327

i dont need the cash. id rather hold another 7 years when the position will be 7 figures

>> No.55923328

don't tell them. there needs to be some of us in the wreckage.

>> No.55923333

>jackson hole

nice meme nobody cares

>> No.55923338

Powell will say something retardedly dovish at jackson hole and this will pump the market. September will be neon green to secure certain peoples quarterly bonuses then crash in October to help with tax loss harvesting. Im going to nut in a slampig and go back to sleep for a few months. Screenshot this.

>> No.55923343

>7 figures
see >>55923311
but oh well, why cash in a winning hand, not like people ever lost by holding on forever.

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pic_rel cares, tbf last year's was pretty terrible.

>> No.55923349

How long expirations for NVDA puts?

>> No.55923353

you can always write calls but you onl have an odd lot so guess not.

>> No.55923354

That’s the thing: our national credit rating dropped, until today the bond yields were at ath and the dollar was mooning, we’ve got bearish patterns accumulating right around a fed event known to crash the market last year, and yet one Green Day and everyone’s changed their perspectives

>> No.55923361

All of that shit was unironically a bear trap to shake out retards, NVDA is all that has mattered this year and the market will continue to rally until NVDA has a poor earnings report.

>> No.55923363

>jackson hole
What is this?

>> No.55923365
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So now it's 1000% confirmed, all you really need to do to make it is inverse Cathie. Not Cramer, but Cathie.

>> No.55923368

bla bla bla all these gains are gonna be erased by EOW. Doubling down on shorts at open. Better close fast, Mumu

>> No.55923370

michael jackson's asshole

>> No.55923372
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how much theta can you afford?

>> No.55923375

probably short sellers forced to cover on every new high kek

>> No.55923381

depends on the date of the option, how far in/out of the money they are, how much vol the market expects, etc.

>> No.55923382

this fucktard still here after all these months? not sure if bearish or bullish

>> No.55923385

How does michael jackson's asshole affect stocks?

>> No.55923384

imagine if you had actually kept buying nvidia,you pussy

>> No.55923388

More short covering in the morning at open?

>> No.55923390

The market did not react well previously

>> No.55923391
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I’ll reply to this post Friday

>> No.55923394

>he doesn't know
Joe Biden shakes it a little and money pours out

>> No.55923395

Just goes to show that luck is worth just as much as skill in this game.
I earned a similar 20x return, six figs profit, riding a certain oil stock between 2020 and 2022. The difference? My purchase was actually based on fundamentals, not reliant on some moronic rerate to 100x sales. But whatever..
Can you guess where that oil stock is trading now?

>> No.55923396

he posts here every day and probably has a 5 figure account, kind of sad really but he really triggers the poltards so i guess he can stay

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>In all seriousness though, NVDA launching a $25 bil buyback right has got to rank pretty highly among the most retarded capital allocation decisions ever. Bullish for insiders selling, at least.
thats why they are buying back
companies buy back to manipulate their earnings we all know this

>> No.55923402

depends on liquidity. Maybe this is just afterhours illiquidness and by opening it'll just fade hard

QQQ already hit my target range of 370-372 today so I'm closing my left over longs from last friday that I didn't sell at the the pump today.

>> No.55923406

guy's i've been holding taiwan semi conductors and tencent for seemingly decades....fuck i am just now looking into what my mutual funds consist of...what is this chink shit. especially in this day and age when china's economy is going down

>> No.55923408

Nvidia report mid, priced in, overhyped, etc

>> No.55923417

"putsRnotDaWae" will just disappear again if Powell goes Volcker like last year

>> No.55923423
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The historical drop on IV after earnings is around 7% to 10%

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It was a crazy beat if you don't see that ngmi

>> No.55923428

>triggers the poltards so i guess he can stay
i could trigger the poltards too, except without being a massive cocksucking retard, just saying

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>18 months to get to 5% is Volcker
Fuckin a this modern monetary environment.

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What are the chances we're in a bubble? New paradigm?

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>> No.55923450

all these after hours gains will be lost by lunch tomorrow

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>> No.55923463
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>Don't hate the player hate the game!
You do have to understand that we are in a highly levered system right now compared to the austerity of the 70s.

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holy shit soxs bobo's I got took a nice slap
fukin panic sold my position at a -7% loss

panic bought, now I guess im in the mumu SOXL train...

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that's fine, but there is still growth and it's not fake or gay for now

>> No.55923470

>so much higher
>for so much longer
inflation, yields, stock indices

>> No.55923480

AMC is so fucked. The only people holding it are people that don't actually understand the situation. Going to be diluted by literally 90%. And then a reverse split, which is a death sentence. If you are holding AMC, in one year, you will have 1% of whatever that says in dollars. Imo.

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also have to realize we have 4x the gdp so really need to multiply fed funds rate by the same amount, we're nearly up just as much as volker adjusted.

>> No.55923489

priced in, look at the chart

>> No.55923498
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Its already fading afterhours

>> No.55923500

Welcome to the light.

>> No.55923506
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This really compelled me to contemplate.

>> No.55923509

Powell has gone further than Volcker when factoring in the level of debt
we're going to have a recession, matter of when not if.

similar market action now as prior to the dotcom bust. nvda has done crazy well, but to think it will just keep going up forever and 5.5% rates won't bite is extremely foolish
the market would only be bidding nvda up like this if it was counting on interest rates returning to near-zero levels. it's living on borrowed time. nvda is fighting the 5.5% rate and it will lose.

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I bought AMC at $15 and rode it up to nearly $70 before I got out. Hard to believe there's still a general thread after all this time.

>> No.55923520

semis cyclical af. after these 2 quarters there will be no need for any upgrades for years. these pumps will be transitory and sold into

>> No.55923521
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Oh you mean this chart?

>> No.55923525

aight that doesn't seem too bad. Should still be up mid 5 figs at open tomorrow, if nothing else changes.

>> No.55923529

Diamond hands was such a great psyop. Still is, honestly

>> No.55923538
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i got that idea from hugh hendy and jim bianco so idk but made sense to me

>> No.55923541

yup you are correct. Hugh Hendry has been harping this point for over a year now and says the EU/UK/US Central Banks are about to wreck the world's economy if the don't quit it.
contemplate away...

>> No.55923544

or to put it another way, when the return on nvda is less than 5.5% qoq, that's it for nvda, it's no longer as profitable as holding a 2y UST. that time is not far off. like i said, well played niggervidia you little faggot. but you don't win forever in powell's casino. you'll see that in time.

>> No.55923550

That's actually a pretty good description of the fundamentals.
It's all non-free software hiding bullshit with no real value but it could take people years to figure that out.

>> No.55923555

yes exactly, this upgrade cycle has already been priced in. they will lose pricing power as competitors make similar products. 25% of this quarters revenue was from China, who the US is going to put further restrictions on. This shit is going to crash

>> No.55923557

Pretty sure people who held Intel stock though the same thing at the dotcom crash.

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Another day done. 2 more to go then the weekend. Where upon I'll stay inside and relax and uh engage in sexy fun time with the wife while the heat wave does it's thing.

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I mean, I'm not memeing, I guess it does make sense considering the nominal amount of money sucked up and rate is of course a relative value. IDK it's hot, I'm tired, and kinda stoned.

>> No.55923562
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Positions btw.

>> No.55923563


glad some anons with brains are still present on /stock market gay/

>> No.55923575

indeed, also see >>55923483

I think you guys have the right macro ideas. But for now making money is about timing and the retard "TINA" crowd piling into US tech is going to make this last into probably spring 2024

>> No.55923583

coca-cola anon you live in the PNW?

>> No.55923598

>also have to realize we have 4x the gdp so really need to multiply fed funds rate by the same amount, we're nearly up just as much as volker adjusted.

how does that make any sense? why would having 4x the gdp be a 4x multiplier on the fed funds rate?

>> No.55923599
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I guess we go back to ignoring macro and riding it up until a country fails not just a few banks.
stay hydrated and eat something i think we've done enough today.

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Slept on cardboards when I was 18 and I almost froze to death one night, now I don't have to work ever again.
I made it.
It's over.

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is it going to dump after earnings call?
got other things to do

>> No.55923610

Every big bank failure has been bailed out and made whole. They're a meme in 2023.

>> No.55923612

What's going on with the NVDA earnings call? Why line stop going up?

>> No.55923617
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Not good enough. It has to crash.

>> No.55923619

Puts will still be worth it in the interm.

>> No.55923621

Did you sell

>> No.55923622

No. I'm in KY.

>> No.55923627

>Hold tell next earnings
Earnings are at 4:20 TODAY, super genius.

>> No.55923628

Jensen said the word.

>> No.55923634
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Why is TLT going higher? What does it mean?

>> No.55923644

People realize the growth at this level is temporary and the company is massively overvalued

>> No.55923648

Rates are coming back down. Nvidia saved America

>> No.55923651

>I think you guys have the right macro ideas. But for now making money is about timing and the retard "TINA" crowd piling into US tech is going to make this last into probably spring 2024
I don't doubt it.
That about tallies up with when I think the tide will start turning.
Watch for the dumb money to start piling into nigvidia now. I know the CNBC kikes like Cramer have been shilling the crap out of it forever, but they're going to step it up now and lead their dumb viewers into hell like they always do.
not sure what you're planet you're on fren but we're at the point where not only irrelevant countries are going to fail but key players in the global economy e.g. China are going to fail.
the US interest rate just can't stay this high relative to debt indefinitely. something will break.
just look at how bad normies are doing as a barometer. and they're way past breaking point.

>> No.55923662

Post heemfolio

>> No.55923667


this trader made money on nvidia, why didnt you?

>> No.55923668

Imagine buying the dot com bubble peak and still not breaking even! Wew

What site is this?

>> No.55923686

I am old and a cynical pessimist

>> No.55923694

Benjamin on YouTube explains options pretty well without sugar coating

>> No.55923699

idk if i'd use that word and i'm the anon saying there's a crash coming.
it's just flying against the wind of 5.5% rates. it's valued correctly and in a fair world, i'd buy that motherfucker and hold for 10 years like that faggot who bought in 2016.
it's just the "wrong" macro environment to be getting bullish in.

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Japan ended ycc this changes a lot sorry /pol/ is getting in your way.

>> No.55923708

Should we start a GoFundMe for Bobo?

>> No.55923710

Nvidia is all bullshit, there's no fundamental value except in the software coupled to their drivers.

>> No.55923719

kick ass, BLESSED

>> No.55923727

if nvidia did so good, why is it selling off?

>> No.55923729

Yeah I don’t understand the demand post-bitcoin mining. So it’s now Saudis and Chinks who are buying gpus en masse due to trade embargoes? Does that make up for the loss in mining demand?

>> No.55923736
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Yes, just transfer some crypto into my Robinhood account I've learned my lesson. Just a tiny bit to get me back on my feet is all, thanks fren, I got you back dawg

>> No.55923741

*cough* the PE ratio *cough* we've been beaten *ugh* Powell-sama i leave the rest to you...at the hole*dies*

>> No.55923747

You can say the same thing about the entire market. You don't understand how the market works and should probably stop trading right now.

The very fact that we've had so much inflation means that we are going to go to new highs. It's the same reason why we can support trillion-dollar market caps now but couldn't in 1900. The last thing to inflate are stock prices. Once everything else is normalized. Even without gaining any more value, the stock market will at least go to 150% of its previous highest before meeting its first real resistance.

Just look at a chart of the '80s and after 1983 passed.

>> No.55923750

>it's just flying against the wind of 5.5% rates.
Rates are irrelevant. Only the rate at which rates are changing matters.

>> No.55923774

You're not gonna fit in here if you don't work
everyone here makes their money doing other people's bidding

>> No.55923787


>> No.55923799

They only forecast 19% quarter over quarter growth. A massive stepdown from this quarter

NVDA A.I. bubble. Earnings prove it!

Valued 1.1T
q2 revenue 13.5B
Q3 revenue up 20% q/q expected 16b
lets say 20% q4 then 20b
20% from q4 to 1q 2024 24b

= 73B the next 12 months revenue
1.1t/73B = trades at over 15x its future GROSS Revenue. 15 times what it makes in revenue per year its currently valued at. CLOWNS!!!

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my SOXS didn't take that big of a hit surprisingly

>> No.55923803

if nvidia loses 500 it is unequivocally over

>> No.55923805

>Just look at a chart of the '80s and after 1983 passed.
Stock buybacks were legalized in 82.

>> No.55923818

bro the tech is fucking years ahead of the nearest competitor (AMD), they'll probably never catch up
i'm just saying the macro environment means it's a pyrrhic victory and nvda is fucked anyway
the proprietary CUDA tech is "just" software but it's enabling a ridiculous level of productivity, automation, COST CUTTING
t. coder who has been using it for about 7 months
anon, japan ending ycc is a sign that they're just going to print the yen to shit

>> No.55923826

There is going to be so many IV crush posts tomorrow lol

>> No.55923827

>Only the rate at which rates are changing matters
well that's also pretty fucking fast so what's your point
and they're not irrelevant at all, that debt is not insignificant

>> No.55923828

Believe that's the whole reason all you want; your money. Just zoom out to look to see what inflation actually does. Correlate that with actual GDP growth and you'll see there's a bit of a disconnect.

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>NVDA baggies tmrw

>> No.55923837

AI is enabling fuckhueg levels of automation and cost-cutting. what else do you need to know?

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Me realizing I have to go to my wagie job doing the night shift after losing 700 bucks on SOXS calls

>> No.55923854

AI is literally learning 2 code. Sorry pajeets, it's over.

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you guys are going to share some of those gains with the real economy right?

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So are the rate hikes within the next month gonna cause a crash?? Should I sell or what scared I’ll sell and nvda will go up more Jews have price target at 800???

>> No.55923863

now is way too early to be dunking on nvda
the time to dunk on them is when china has riots over food kek

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>> No.55923872

If they care about the long term future of the economy we will have rate hikes. If

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>> No.55923879

PTON is fucked to. Down 20% due to sales falling off a cliff. I honestly thought they went bankrupt sooner.

>> No.55923883

They're irrelevant because the 5.5% yield flows back next year to the holders, who will then have 5.5% more money to spend. It's not a real yield, it's a ponzi yield farm like staking crypto shit.
The reason stocks dumped last summer was due to the transition from pretending inflation is gonna magically disappear, to the new approach of hiking rates to match that inflation. But now that's done. What's next? Either we keep shit steady and money supply continues growing, or some panic happens due to underwater banks, temporary selloff, QE infinity resumes and again the money supply keeps growing.
Either approach, same ending. Stocks including NVDA are priced in to gain 5.5% in parity with those rates, and will gain even in rates are cut. Stocks provide a real yield.

>> No.55923889

>why are people taking profits on a retard pump
Gee I dunno anon

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>AI globe
>Random lake system in Arizona

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My AMC shares are down 90%. Why did it drop 50% in a week. It's a good compansey

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what rate hikes next month? Do you have some early economic data that you want to share with the class? Because right now it's staying at the current levels until march 2023.

>> No.55923900

>So are the rate hikes within the next month gonna cause a crash??
fuck no. it's the rate hikes that took place months ago that will eventually lead to a crash.
see what I just wrote. powell has proved that he does care about the long-term future of the economy. the question is whether he will start rate cuts. if he doesn't (and the nvidia holders are betting he will) then the market is going to start burning pretty soon (around 6 months from now, in fact i'm surprised it's been this resillient)

>> No.55923904

Hey fuck you Lake Pleasant is great.

>> No.55923910

Cause shareholders are fixing to get the shaft later this week.

>> No.55923912

And Just Like That, Nvidia Will Never Be Above $505 again.

>> No.55923915

but it has a $800 price target bro?

>> No.55923923

According to whom?

>> No.55923925

Their competitor isn't other GPU makers, it's high core count CPU makers.

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>everything money still shorting

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>> No.55923932

You can't our jew the jew. You think on a level playing field with rules and regulations. They do not. It's just simply nepotism and doing favors for each other controlling the financial sector. So now they're going to dilute your stock 90% then reverse split because they got the okay from another jew. Tl;Dr they are just taking all the normie money they know is there because they can.

>> No.55923934

Care to name a few of them?

>> No.55923935

That's fucking illegal. I'm going to se the fucking CEO.

>> No.55923936

I don't think he has done enough to stem inflation ultimately, but you're correct that he won't have actually raise rates further just signal that rates will not go down. Who knows how the COVID shit pans out though

>> No.55923939

I'm going to laugh so hard if it gets delisted soon. That company has so much fucking debt

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>> No.55923942

no matter how bad you did today at least you can be happy that you arent an amc baggie lmao

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>Rosenblatt analyst Hans Mosesmann

>> No.55923946

I'm not taking fiscal advice from a goddam Irishman.

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And just like that, all those $500 and $510 calls will expire worthless!

>> No.55923948

Pump into friday
Jackson's hole meeting
Nvidia hits 500
Violent ass sharting dumparino to september 11th.

>> No.55923957

Why did AMZN, MSFT and AAPL get little retard pumps too?
What the fuck even is this clown market lmao

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Here, take this repaired png

>> No.55923964

call holders feeling the pressure knowing the stock is falling and iv will get smashed into nothing in the morning

>> No.55923965

what was stopping anyone from buying calls on NVDA last october?

>> No.55923966

A lot of that price target stuff is nothing but bait set by annalist and big time players to fool the small fry into pumping the stock. Once the stock hits the mark the big fish hit the sell button. Same as a lot of those articles on seeking alpha. Any well known stock you can find both "doom" and "blue skies are here again" talk.

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>> No.55923978

JPOWs just going to say higher for longer.
NVDA is the market.

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>Violent ass sharting dumparino to september 11th.

>> No.55923981

bro i dont think hans is like that. i think he wants everyone to make it

>> No.55923985

This anon knows what's up.

>> No.55923986

Companies in the same industry often move in sympathy with a major player if said major player has a particularly strong or poor performance. Welcome to the stock market.

>> No.55923990

It's boring but it works. CUDA doesn't give you the edge you think, it's just a bitch and you're experiencing stolkholm syndrome.

>> No.55923991

>It's not a real yield, it's a ponzi yield farm like staking crypto shit.
we know anon, this isn't news.
the problem with this token is everyone keeps buying it because everyone keeps buying it etc.
buuuut. now we're in a position where the "crypto pajeets" of the world can no longer afford to buy the token because its cutting into their margins too hard.
imagine someone who is so far down on xrp that he can't even buy more xrp using safemoon (kek) to just buy food with.

hat's where we're at now, that is a de facto recession. countries around the world can no longer afford the fucking dollar at 5.5% rates. the dollar going up means these fuckers own currency is worth less and less by the day, argentina is an extreme case but that's the direction the world is headed. like i said, watch china. if they starve, the rest of the world is pretty fucked.

and yes if you're wondering if i think this whole thing is a shitshow and illusion, then yes. i do think that.

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Thanks fren

>> No.55923996

bro, your nvidia stock is about to be worth less than 500 dollars per share?

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>Clown market
>Mumu's bag
>Bobo's anus
Gaped and Raped.

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>> No.55924002

stfu retard, you have no idea what you're talking about

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>> No.55924004

i shorted nvidia at 520
baggies finna watch and learn

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And the market will violently dump dude. What the fuck is up with people thinking "this time there won't be a september dump, I saw it in my dreams" when NVDA just pumped to 520 a share because they said "AI" and "chatgpt" 50 times?

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guys?...whats going on?

>> No.55924011

It's all hype.

>> No.55924012

fucking hell you're dumb
cuda is about 10 gens ahead of anything solely cpu-based
come back when you learn to code

>> No.55924016

did you really think a few BILLION dollars is enough to move multi trillion dollar markets?
lol, lmao, lmfao, ahahahaha YOU FOOL -gilbert gottfried

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>mfw the ai bubble leader just CRATERED through $500

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>he didn’t sell
>he bought
What a fucking idiot.

>> No.55924023

Did they actually say anything on the earnings call or is this just the first time retail sellers have had an influence? I fully expect NVDA to be $520 tomorrow morning

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>> No.55924030

Lol I do it professionally.

>> No.55924031

It's still up.

>> No.55924033

look i don't even own niggervidia and i don't like the company personally, i just know that cuda enables AI because that's how the fucking tech at a very base level. i deal with this shit daily. why are you even arguing you dumb worthless gay nigger.
go show me a single viable LLM that works without CUDA, fucking asshat fuck off.
i hate nvidia and i hate that you're making me defend their gay tech. fucking idiot.

>> No.55924039

>It's all hype.
Yes, but can we make money off it?

>> No.55924042

I have it set up, CPU is faster than GPU for the same cost.

>> No.55924045

then >>55924033
>go show me a single viable LLM that works without CUDA, fucking asshat fuck off.
show me one that works solely on cpu
this oughta be good for a laugh

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>> No.55924049

I don't know what you mean. Hindsight is always 20/20. If NVDA missed, then those calls would be evaporated instantaneously. Risk and reward evaluation.

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>> No.55924059

>He didn't have a sell limit for the $500 mark

>> No.55924060

I have gpt-neox running on my shitty 3 year old consumer AMD CPU with this. If I bothered to get a modern high core count Intel CPU I could beat the shit out of any cost equivalent piece of hardware from Nvidia.

You only think it's faster because CPU Pytorch is fucking garbage.

>> No.55924062

i cant believe i sold hundreds of shares of nvidia to gung ho buyers at over 500 dollars per share
what fools

>> No.55924066

Imagine not knowing that Nvidia is simply just the best metric to gauge how close we are to the AI boom party, and that's it. You don't understand what you're doing. You should quit now or lose all your money.

>> No.55924067

>Rates are irrelevant. Only the rate at which rates are changing matters.
not if you have a lot of debt to rollover and no earnings

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The fuck is this Hebrew nonsense on Yahoo?

>> No.55924071

no one even cares about ai right now
name one person who cares about ai
theres none

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>> No.55924075

God this market is fucking gay

>> No.55924076
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>Grandpa, where were you when you the blow off top happened?

>> No.55924078

Probably college students getting their papers written for them in seconds while they fill another beer bong on the balcony.

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Lol. It’s clearly an error. Everything else shows +0.86% AH. And yes, it’s in my IRA, how could you tell?

>> No.55924085

mumu getting raped tomorrow

>> No.55924087

you'll be lucky to break even. sorry

>> No.55924088

teachers already have tools to spot text generated by ai
funny enough ai has a pretty consistent writing style

>> No.55924089

Literally even Kroger is talking about it on their calls. You like the guy that said the internet was a fad. Or somebody saying smartphones wouldn't amount to anything. You're just dumb dude.

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It's actually a pretty decent resource aggregator

>> No.55924096

wtf. you know this shit can't run anything close to stable diffusion. who are you trying to kid?
are you down that badly on niggervidia? too early for a short imo.
the macro environment will eventually bring it down like i've said multiple times itt.

>> No.55924103

internet stocks were indeed a fad, ask anyone who bought tech stocks in 1999

>> No.55924104

/looks at watch
/still an hour until NVIDIA earnings
/59 minutes

God fucking damn this is nerve wracking.

>> No.55924105

Joke is I'm still running an i-7 3770 w/32gb ram and a GTX 1650 oc. Dell 7010 MT system I got for $100. Added the GPU and reused the ssd and ram from my old build.

>> No.55924108

yeah but thats all it is, talk
no one knows anything about it, how it works, or even how to implement it
and once people learn its not that simple, they forget about it and consume the next thing the media tells them to
ai has been around for years

>> No.55924112

Anyone have the Simpsons stock market rollercoaster gif?

>> No.55924115

Yea but dont they use AI tools to spot AI? kek

>> No.55924116

anyone with 90 IQ can immediately spot an AI paper retard, even without tools

>> No.55924119

You asked about LLMs.
You could port an image model to it, all the primitives are there. None of the devs really care about cooming though.

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I was 98% in stocks and had 2% ( a year of savings) in a 4.15% apple savings account grandson.
2023 was a great year, during the winter i went to vegas to bang my favorite porn stars (don't tell grandma this is a talk man to man)

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>> No.55924127

need to be careful to understand that software algorithms are not the same as ai
youre actually a good indicator of how clueless people are about ai

>> No.55924146

this might be the dumbest thing i've read all year
>got it from some dipshit podcaster no one is listening to

>> No.55924150

Hello, boomer. What flavor colace did you have today?

>> No.55924163

Smart money already liquidated. Enter the new generation of bagholders

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I'm happy and proud of you anon, but don't forget you have to pay the mandatory johnny fathands "made it" tax of 3% of your total gains. Nobody here makes it without a little help from the past, present, and future best trader in /smg/.

>> No.55924183

i cant believe nvidia is selling off on the greatest earnings in the history of stocks ever

>> No.55924204

>up over 9%
>selling off
lmao COPE

>> No.55924216

it just dumped 20 dollars bro
isnt this supposed to be the greatest stock in the history of the stock market with the best earnings ever recorded of 13 billion dollars? i mean even apple can't do that. thats why nvidia is a 3 trillion dollar company and they are not

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It will hit 700 tomorrow
Check digits

>> No.55924233

I'm sorry you listened to the retards anon but being rude on the internet won't get your money back

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It will touch $480, check dese digits

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With AI mania over, there is nothing left holding up the market.

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Rerolling for $485

>> No.55924257

We will retest ATL. Check em

>> No.55924261

i dont think i was being rude im just genuinely confused. first the stock dumped to 26 dollars this morning. then it went to 520. i bought 900 dollar calls expiring on friday because i was promised nvidia was going to $2000
this is HORSE SHIT

>> No.55924274

MSFT is gonna buy SNAP ?

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>> No.55924284 [DELETED] 

Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1289
Butt Stacking Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.


/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

AA2Mini Install Guide:
General FAQ:
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Previous Thread:

>> No.55924286

stick to shares

>> No.55924293

always glad to have more of these

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It’ll hit 2000 before Christmas and the ai will figure out a way to time travel back to Stalingrad and win the war have faith in final victory!

>> No.55924350

Megathread: Pee Pee Poo Poo

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>> No.55924367

New stock split confirmed!

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>> No.55924388

pltr friends we holding steady?

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It is mathematically impossible for NVDA to be over $500.

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>> No.55924430

any time nvidia is over 500 dollars im shorting it

>> No.55924432

This one is way too on the nose

>> No.55924440

If the p/e ratio goes back to up to 240 we're looking at share price going to 648

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umm, checked trips of truth

>> No.55924451

how do you make these exactly with AI?

>> No.55924452

>can't believe INVOOSTERS would REDEEM successful INVOOSTMENTS while the REDEEMING is good

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>> No.55924464

That's another Biden win, greatest economic recovery in US history!

>> No.55924468

This is just sad

>> No.55924473

Yea AI. They asked the AI to make these images based on problems caused by Jews, or at least that's what I was told

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>> No.55924572

Hitler couldn't beat Stalin even with a time machine losers.

>> No.55924614

I saw it in a magic mushroom vision humanity will be saved

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I don't know

>> No.55924763

That man was beyond based.