/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55923106]

Total Bobo Annihilation Edition

>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
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https://etfdb.com/

>Options
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https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

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https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>55922454

[Anonymous No.55923113]

That's life, that's what all the people say.

[Anonymous No.55923129]

have you guys heard of this company called n-video or something? are they good to invest in?

[Anonymous No.55923136]

I have a confession to make. I never threw 20k at NVDA calls. I larped but I wish I did throw 20k at them AAAAAAAA.

Sorry guys.

[Anonymous No.55923150]

good on nintendo for their a1 microchips

[Anonymous No.55923154]

>>55923129
N

[Anonymous No.55923165]

Are there any options courses that aren't total shill crap and fake earnings screenshots? There's so much out there from shady looking InvestmentTwitter gurus that I can't tell what's legit if I just want to learn.

[Anonymous No.55923166]

Total Taylor Triumph

[Anonymous No.55923171]

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[Anonymous No.55923173]

>>55923129
Hey there Terry, the wifey and I just put half of our 401k into Nvideo. Looks to be a great nest egg for our retirement.

Regards,
Steven R.
Fully Disabled Veteran
3rd Battalion, 1st Marines 'Nam 1971-1975

[Anonymous No.55923179]

>>55923129
nuhvidya cannot prop up the entire market alone

[Anonymous No.55923182]

>MFW Interest rates will be higher for longer, pricing out more losers from home loans for a moment of euphoric greed.
>Rentoids will forever be paying rent and never own a home from their NVDA gains.
>Tax season coming up raping retards who placed themselves on a higher tax bracket
Congratulations, you played yourself. Enjoy the rest of the crumbling world your greed have created.

[Anonymous No.55923184]

lol, Bobo

[Anonymous No.55923185]

>retarded to short nvidia here
>also retarded to not short nvidia here
this is it! i'm telling you this is it!

[Anonymous No.55923189]

>they dont know the AH pump was already priced in

[Anonymous No.55923206]

>>55923179
It 100% can. Nvidia is literally Apple on steroids.

[Anonymous No.55923209]

>>55923184
I wanted to play but the premiums were just too high

[Anonymous No.55923210]

Bobo you beheem yourself

[Anonymous No.55923217]

i bought 5k worth of nvda in 2016 (half my life savings at the time) and have held it ever since without selling a share. 100% my own due diligence and conviction

[Anonymous No.55923218]

it's our time soon

[Anonymous No.55923220]

>sold last week at 440
O-oh well haha

[Anonymous No.55923227]

This bull run is only just getting started

[Anonymous No.55923230]

I'd hate to be KO boomer right now.

[Anonymous No.55923232]

Cause I, I
I don't know how to feel
But I wanna try
I don't know how to feel

[Anonymous No.55923234]

Who else has been buying SOXL throughout the last two weeks because they aren't a complete fucking retard?

Feels GOOD to not be a dumbass bear

[Anonymous No.55923236]

>>55923106
I bought Nvda when it crashed to 145$ sold 30% of my shares at 400$ still have 80 on the market don’t know what to do kinda want to hold I don’t really need the money

[Anonymous No.55923237]

>>55923227
Holy shit he was just early.

[Anonymous No.55923240]

>>55923106
>https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
lol

[Anonymous No.55923241]

>>55923217
I didnt buy any shares of nvidia

[Anonymous No.55923243]

>>55923217
Fucking amazing, enjoy the run. Hopefully they get to $800+ somehow.

[Anonymous No.55923244]

>>55923182
>inflation up bigly
>tax brackets remain exactly the same
why is this allowed??

[Anonymous No.55923245]

>>55923150
What news did I miss?

[Anonymous No.55923249]

QQQ is gonna retest 386 for sure but what comes after???

[Anonymous No.55923250]

>>55923179
Yes it can.

[Anonymous No.55923251]

Did you guys know that P/E ratio goes down when earnings goes up?

[Anonymous No.55923253]

>Cathie sold NVIDIA to hold RBLX and HOOD bags

[Anonymous No.55923257]

>>55923217
cash out you faggot

[Anonymous No.55923265]

[Anonymous No.55923268]

>>55923253
Cathie has had a bad year

[Anonymous No.55923269]

>>55923251
so that's how division works...

[Anonymous No.55923271]

>>55923265
just listen to the earnings call you lazy faggot

[Anonymous No.55923274]

Not trying to rain on the parade but if NVIDIA revs are going from 13.5 to 16 bil next quarter thats only 19% qoq vs 88% this last quarter. Is that going to cause a slight pause in raising price guidance? Thats a big slow down forecasted, no?
I have been wrong and I admit it but I would think that might be of concern, no?

[Anonymous No.55923288]

>>55923274
the saudis have been buying AI chips recently, they're usually the last ones in the door just saying

[Anonymous No.55923289]

>>55923271

[Anonymous No.55923291]

>>55923265
NVIDIA just announced anything earlier than the RTX40 series has received a diver update that will make it overheat and burn down, forcing them to buy new cards.

[Anonymous No.55923293]

Would it be better to sell NVDA now after-hours or wait until the market opens tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55923298]

>>55923250
NO IT CAN'T YOU'RE WRONG

[Anonymous No.55923300]

>>55923291
>>55923291
sounds promising

[Anonymous No.55923299]

>>55923291
Bullish

[Anonymous No.55923301]

>>55923173
Great to hear from you Steve. How are the kids? I tried to get Bobby to explain Nvideo to me but he kept saying something about wooden screws, those crazy kids! Btw Susan died of spinal tuberculosis last month.

Best,
Terry

[Anonymous No.55923306]

So what is the typical drop in IV after nvidia earnings? Or how do you look at that in real time, if you can? Admittedly opened some calls right before earnings and trying to figure out if I'm beheemed or not.

[Anonymous No.55923310]

>>55923293
Idk could hit 600 tomorrow hard to tell what the fuck is happening earnings was great

[Anonymous No.55923311]

Are NVDA bulls ready to hold bags for 20+ years?

[Anonymous No.55923312]

Why the fuck is my only merging market mutual funds hold fucking taiwan semi conductors and fucking tencent of all things? And no Nvidia at all. Fuck you

[Anonymous No.55923313]

>>55923106
It'll be our time soon enough, r-right?

[Anonymous No.55923314]

>>55923293
You’ll be gambling against Jackson Hole symposium tonight who knows what could happen since everything’s closed at resistance levels

[Anonymous No.55923317]

>>55923249
Doubt it. Back to sub 360 in a few days.

[Anonymous No.55923321]

>>55923293
Hold tell next earnings

[Anonymous No.55923323]

who the fuck keeps buying a stock that's already up 400% this year

[Anonymous No.55923324]

>>55923288
That growth slow down qoq is really glaring. I want to hear what analyst, if any, brings that up. This quarter and next quarter could be front loaded from China worried about ban on semiconductors hence the massive spurt of growth. Anyone care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.55923327]

>>55923257
i dont need the cash. id rather hold another 7 years when the position will be 7 figures

[Anonymous No.55923328]

>>55923311
don't tell them. there needs to be some of us in the wreckage.

[Anonymous No.55923333]

>>55923314
>jackson hole

nice meme nobody cares

[Anonymous No.55923338]

Powell will say something retardedly dovish at jackson hole and this will pump the market. September will be neon green to secure certain peoples quarterly bonuses then crash in October to help with tax loss harvesting. Im going to nut in a slampig and go back to sleep for a few months. Screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.55923343]

>>55923327
>7 figures
see >>55923311
but oh well, why cash in a winning hand, not like people ever lost by holding on forever.

[Anonymous No.55923345]

>>55923333
pic_rel cares, tbf last year's was pretty terrible.

[Anonymous No.55923349]

How long expirations for NVDA puts?

[Anonymous No.55923353]

>>55923236
you can always write calls but you onl have an odd lot so guess not.

[Anonymous No.55923354]

>>55923313
That’s the thing: our national credit rating dropped, until today the bond yields were at ath and the dollar was mooning, we’ve got bearish patterns accumulating right around a fed event known to crash the market last year, and yet one Green Day and everyone’s changed their perspectives

[putsRnotDaWae No.55923361]

>>55923354
All of that shit was unironically a bear trap to shake out retards, NVDA is all that has mattered this year and the market will continue to rally until NVDA has a poor earnings report.

[Anonymous No.55923363]

>>55923333
>jackson hole
What is this?

[Anonymous No.55923365]

So now it's 1000% confirmed, all you really need to do to make it is inverse Cathie. Not Cramer, but Cathie.

[Anonymous No.55923368]

bla bla bla all these gains are gonna be erased by EOW. Doubling down on shorts at open. Better close fast, Mumu

[Anonymous No.55923370]

>>55923363
michael jackson's asshole

[Anonymous No.55923372]

>>55923349
how much theta can you afford?

[Anonymous No.55923375]

>>55923323
probably short sellers forced to cover on every new high kek

[Anonymous No.55923381]

>>55923306
depends on the date of the option, how far in/out of the money they are, how much vol the market expects, etc.

[Anonymous No.55923382]

>>55923361
>putsRnotDaWae
wow
this fucktard still here after all these months? not sure if bearish or bullish

[Anonymous No.55923385]

>>55923370
How does michael jackson's asshole affect stocks?

[Anonymous No.55923384]

>>55923217
imagine if you had actually kept buying nvidia,you pussy

[Anonymous No.55923388]

>>55923375
More short covering in the morning at open?

[Anonymous No.55923390]

>>55923363
https://www.usnews.com/news/economy/articles/2023-08-21/powells-speech-to-headline-feds-summer-gathering-at-jackson-hole
The market did not react well previously

[Anonymous No.55923391]

>>55923361
I’ll reply to this post Friday

[Anonymous No.55923394]

>>55923385
>he doesn't know
Joe Biden shakes it a little and money pours out

[Anonymous No.55923395]

>>55923217
Just goes to show that luck is worth just as much as skill in this game.
I earned a similar 20x return, six figs profit, riding a certain oil stock between 2020 and 2022. The difference? My purchase was actually based on fundamentals, not reliant on some moronic rerate to 100x sales. But whatever..
Can you guess where that oil stock is trading now?

[Anonymous No.55923396]

>>55923382
he posts here every day and probably has a 5 figure account, kind of sad really but he really triggers the poltards so i guess he can stay

[Anonymous No.55923400]

>>55923274
>>55923288
>>55923324
>>55923041
>In all seriousness though, NVDA launching a $25 bil buyback right has got to rank pretty highly among the most retarded capital allocation decisions ever. Bullish for insiders selling, at least.
thats why they are buying back
companies buy back to manipulate their earnings we all know this

[Anonymous No.55923402]

>>55923388
depends on liquidity. Maybe this is just afterhours illiquidness and by opening it'll just fade hard

QQQ already hit my target range of 370-372 today so I'm closing my left over longs from last friday that I didn't sell at the the pump today.

[Anonymous No.55923406]

guy's i've been holding taiwan semi conductors and tencent for seemingly decades....fuck i am just now looking into what my mutual funds consist of...what is this chink shit. especially in this day and age when china's economy is going down

[Anonymous No.55923408]

Nvidia report mid, priced in, overhyped, etc

[Anonymous No.55923417]

>>55923391
"putsRnotDaWae" will just disappear again if Powell goes Volcker like last year

[Anonymous No.55923423]

>>55923306
The historical drop on IV after earnings is around 7% to 10%

[Anonymous No.55923426]

>>55923408
It was a crazy beat if you don't see that ngmi

[Anonymous No.55923428]

>>55923396
>triggers the poltards so i guess he can stay
i could trigger the poltards too, except without being a massive cocksucking retard, just saying

[Anonymous No.55923434]

>>55923417
>18 months to get to 5% is Volcker
Fuckin a this modern monetary environment.

[Anonymous No.55923438]

What are the chances we're in a bubble? New paradigm?

[Anonymous No.55923442]

>>55923423

[Anonymous No.55923450]

>>55923426
all these after hours gains will be lost by lunch tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55923456]

>>55923442

[Anonymous No.55923463]

>>55923434
>Don't hate the player hate the game!
You do have to understand that we are in a highly levered system right now compared to the austerity of the 70s.

[Anonymous No.55923466]

>>55923106
holy shit soxs bobo's I got took a nice slap
fukin panic sold my position at a -7% loss

panic bought, now I guess im in the mumu SOXL train...

[Anonymous No.55923468]

>>55923450
that's fine, but there is still growth and it's not fake or gay for now

[Anonymous No.55923470]

>so much higher
>for so much longer
inflation, yields, stock indices

[Anonymous No.55923480]

AMC is so fucked. The only people holding it are people that don't actually understand the situation. Going to be diluted by literally 90%. And then a reverse split, which is a death sentence. If you are holding AMC, in one year, you will have 1% of whatever that says in dollars. Imo.

[Anonymous No.55923483]

>>55923463
also have to realize we have 4x the gdp so really need to multiply fed funds rate by the same amount, we're nearly up just as much as volker adjusted.

[Anonymous No.55923489]

>>55923468
priced in, look at the chart

[Anonymous No.55923498]

>>55923400
Its already fading afterhours

[Anonymous No.55923500]

>>55923466
Welcome to the light.

[Anonymous No.55923506]

>>55923483
This really compelled me to contemplate.

[Anonymous No.55923509]

>>55923417
Powell has gone further than Volcker when factoring in the level of debt
we're going to have a recession, matter of when not if.

similar market action now as prior to the dotcom bust. nvda has done crazy well, but to think it will just keep going up forever and 5.5% rates won't bite is extremely foolish
the market would only be bidding nvda up like this if it was counting on interest rates returning to near-zero levels. it's living on borrowed time. nvda is fighting the 5.5% rate and it will lose.

[Anonymous No.55923511]

>>55923480
I bought AMC at $15 and rode it up to nearly $70 before I got out. Hard to believe there's still a general thread after all this time.

[Anonymous No.55923520]

semis cyclical af. after these 2 quarters there will be no need for any upgrades for years. these pumps will be transitory and sold into

[Anonymous No.55923521]

>>55923489
Oh you mean this chart?

[Anonymous No.55923525]

>>55923423
aight that doesn't seem too bad. Should still be up mid 5 figs at open tomorrow, if nothing else changes.

[Anonymous No.55923529]

>>55923511
Diamond hands was such a great psyop. Still is, honestly

[Anonymous No.55923538]

>>55923506
i got that idea from hugh hendy and jim bianco so idk but made sense to me

[Anonymous No.55923541]

>>55923483
yup you are correct. Hugh Hendry has been harping this point for over a year now and says the EU/UK/US Central Banks are about to wreck the world's economy if the don't quit it.
>>55923506
contemplate away...

[Anonymous No.55923544]

or to put it another way, when the return on nvda is less than 5.5% qoq, that's it for nvda, it's no longer as profitable as holding a 2y UST. that time is not far off. like i said, well played niggervidia you little faggot. but you don't win forever in powell's casino. you'll see that in time.

[Anonymous No.55923550]

>>55923206
That's actually a pretty good description of the fundamentals.
It's all non-free software hiding bullshit with no real value but it could take people years to figure that out.

[Anonymous No.55923555]

>>55923521
yes exactly, this upgrade cycle has already been priced in. they will lose pricing power as competitors make similar products. 25% of this quarters revenue was from China, who the US is going to put further restrictions on. This shit is going to crash

[Anonymous No.55923557]

>>55923327
Pretty sure people who held Intel stock though the same thing at the dotcom crash.

[Anonymous No.55923559]

Another day done. 2 more to go then the weekend. Where upon I'll stay inside and relax and uh engage in sexy fun time with the wife while the heat wave does it's thing.

[Anonymous No.55923560]

>>55923538
I mean, I'm not memeing, I guess it does make sense considering the nominal amount of money sucked up and rate is of course a relative value. IDK it's hot, I'm tired, and kinda stoned.

[Anonymous No.55923562]

Positions btw.

[Anonymous No.55923563]

>>55923483
THIS THIS THIS
>>55923463
THIS TOO

glad some anons with brains are still present on /stock market gay/

[Anonymous No.55923575]

>>55923509
indeed, also see >>55923483

I think you guys have the right macro ideas. But for now making money is about timing and the retard "TINA" crowd piling into US tech is going to make this last into probably spring 2024

[Anonymous No.55923583]

>>55923559
coca-cola anon you live in the PNW?

[Anonymous No.55923598]

>>55923483
>also have to realize we have 4x the gdp so really need to multiply fed funds rate by the same amount, we're nearly up just as much as volker adjusted.

how does that make any sense? why would having 4x the gdp be a 4x multiplier on the fed funds rate?

[Anonymous No.55923599]

>>55923541
>>55923541
>>55923563
>>55923575
I guess we go back to ignoring macro and riding it up until a country fails not just a few banks.
>>55923560
stay hydrated and eat something i think we've done enough today.

[Anonymous No.55923605]

Slept on cardboards when I was 18 and I almost froze to death one night, now I don't have to work ever again.
I made it.
It's over.

[Anonymous No.55923608]

is it going to dump after earnings call?
got other things to do

[Anonymous No.55923610]

>>55923599
Every big bank failure has been bailed out and made whole. They're a meme in 2023.

[Anonymous No.55923612]

What's going on with the NVDA earnings call? Why line stop going up?

[Anonymous No.55923617]

>>55923498
Not good enough. It has to crash.

[Anonymous No.55923619]

>>55923610
Puts will still be worth it in the interm.

[Anonymous No.55923621]

>>55923605
Did you sell

[Anonymous No.55923622]

>>55923583
No. I'm in KY.

[Anonymous No.55923627]

>>55923321
>Hold tell next earnings
Earnings are at 4:20 TODAY, super genius.

[Anonymous No.55923628]

>>55923612
Jensen said the word.

[Anonymous No.55923634]

Why is TLT going higher? What does it mean?

[Anonymous No.55923644]

>>55923612
People realize the growth at this level is temporary and the company is massively overvalued

[Anonymous No.55923648]

>>55923634
Rates are coming back down. Nvidia saved America

[Anonymous No.55923651]

>>55923575
>I think you guys have the right macro ideas. But for now making money is about timing and the retard "TINA" crowd piling into US tech is going to make this last into probably spring 2024
I don't doubt it.
That about tallies up with when I think the tide will start turning.
Watch for the dumb money to start piling into nigvidia now. I know the CNBC kikes like Cramer have been shilling the crap out of it forever, but they're going to step it up now and lead their dumb viewers into hell like they always do.
>>55923599
not sure what you're planet you're on fren but we're at the point where not only irrelevant countries are going to fail but key players in the global economy e.g. China are going to fail.
the US interest rate just can't stay this high relative to debt indefinitely. something will break.
just look at how bad normies are doing as a barometer. and they're way past breaking point.

[Anonymous No.55923662]

>>55923644
Post heemfolio

[Anonymous No.55923667]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cSyNQ8_-gS8?feature=share

this trader made money on nvidia, why didnt you?

[Anonymous No.55923668]

>>55923311
Imagine buying the dot com bubble peak and still not breaking even! Wew

>>55923442
What site is this?

[Anonymous No.55923686]

>>55923667
I am old and a cynical pessimist

[Anonymous No.55923694]

>>55923165
Benjamin on YouTube explains options pretty well without sugar coating

[Anonymous No.55923699]

>>55923644
>overvalued
idk if i'd use that word and i'm the anon saying there's a crash coming.
it's just flying against the wind of 5.5% rates. it's valued correctly and in a fair world, i'd buy that motherfucker and hold for 10 years like that faggot who bought in 2016.
it's just the "wrong" macro environment to be getting bullish in.

[Anonymous No.55923703]

>>55923651
Japan ended ycc this changes a lot sorry /pol/ is getting in your way.

[Anonymous No.55923708]

Should we start a GoFundMe for Bobo?

[Anonymous No.55923710]

>>55923699
Nvidia is all bullshit, there's no fundamental value except in the software coupled to their drivers.

[Anonymous No.55923719]

>>55923605
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55923727]

if nvidia did so good, why is it selling off?

[Anonymous No.55923729]

>>55923710
Yeah I don’t understand the demand post-bitcoin mining. So it’s now Saudis and Chinks who are buying gpus en masse due to trade embargoes? Does that make up for the loss in mining demand?

[Anonymous No.55923736]

>>55923708
Yes, just transfer some crypto into my Robinhood account I've learned my lesson. Just a tiny bit to get me back on my feet is all, thanks fren, I got you back dawg

[Anonymous No.55923741]

*cough* the PE ratio *cough* we've been beaten *ugh* Powell-sama i leave the rest to you...at the hole*dies*

[Anonymous No.55923747]

>>55923710
You can say the same thing about the entire market. You don't understand how the market works and should probably stop trading right now.

The very fact that we've had so much inflation means that we are going to go to new highs. It's the same reason why we can support trillion-dollar market caps now but couldn't in 1900. The last thing to inflate are stock prices. Once everything else is normalized. Even without gaining any more value, the stock market will at least go to 150% of its previous highest before meeting its first real resistance.

Just look at a chart of the '80s and after 1983 passed.

[Anonymous No.55923750]

>>55923699
>it's just flying against the wind of 5.5% rates.
Rates are irrelevant. Only the rate at which rates are changing matters.

[Anonymous No.55923774]

>>55923605
You're not gonna fit in here if you don't work
everyone here makes their money doing other people's bidding

[Anonymous No.55923787]

>>55923774
>wagecucks
lmao

[Anonymous No.55923799]

>>55923662
They only forecast 19% quarter over quarter growth. A massive stepdown from this quarter

NVDA A.I. bubble. Earnings prove it!

Valued 1.1T
q2 revenue 13.5B
Q3 revenue up 20% q/q expected 16b
lets say 20% q4 then 20b
20% from q4 to 1q 2024 24b

= 73B the next 12 months revenue
1.1t/73B = trades at over 15x its future GROSS Revenue. 15 times what it makes in revenue per year its currently valued at. CLOWNS!!!

[Anonymous No.55923800]

my SOXS didn't take that big of a hit surprisingly

[Anonymous No.55923803]

if nvidia loses 500 it is unequivocally over

[Anonymous No.55923805]

>>55923747
>Just look at a chart of the '80s and after 1983 passed.
Stock buybacks were legalized in 82.

[Anonymous No.55923818]

>>55923710
bro the tech is fucking years ahead of the nearest competitor (AMD), they'll probably never catch up
i'm just saying the macro environment means it's a pyrrhic victory and nvda is fucked anyway
the proprietary CUDA tech is "just" software but it's enabling a ridiculous level of productivity, automation, COST CUTTING
t. coder who has been using it for about 7 months
>>55923703
anon, japan ending ycc is a sign that they're just going to print the yen to shit

[Anonymous No.55923826]

There is going to be so many IV crush posts tomorrow lol

[Anonymous No.55923827]

>>55923750
>Only the rate at which rates are changing matters
well that's also pretty fucking fast so what's your point
and they're not irrelevant at all, that debt is not insignificant

[Anonymous No.55923828]

>>55923805
Believe that's the whole reason all you want; your money. Just zoom out to look to see what inflation actually does. Correlate that with actual GDP growth and you'll see there's a bit of a disconnect.

[Anonymous No.55923831]

>NVDA baggies tmrw

[Anonymous No.55923837]

>>55923729
AI is enabling fuckhueg levels of automation and cost-cutting. what else do you need to know?

[Anonymous No.55923846]

>Nvidia

[Anonymous No.55923852]

Me realizing I have to go to my wagie job doing the night shift after losing 700 bucks on SOXS calls

[Anonymous No.55923854]

AI is literally learning 2 code. Sorry pajeets, it's over.

[Anonymous No.55923855]

you guys are going to share some of those gains with the real economy right?

[Anonymous No.55923858]

>>55923463
So are the rate hikes within the next month gonna cause a crash?? Should I sell or what scared I’ll sell and nvda will go up more Jews have price target at 800???

[Anonymous No.55923863]

>>55923831
now is way too early to be dunking on nvda
the time to dunk on them is when china has riots over food kek

[Anonymous No.55923864]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.55923872]

>>55923858
If they care about the long term future of the economy we will have rate hikes. If

[Anonymous No.55923878]

KNEEL

[Anonymous No.55923879]

PTON is fucked to. Down 20% due to sales falling off a cliff. I honestly thought they went bankrupt sooner.

[Anonymous No.55923883]

>>55923827
They're irrelevant because the 5.5% yield flows back next year to the holders, who will then have 5.5% more money to spend. It's not a real yield, it's a ponzi yield farm like staking crypto shit.
The reason stocks dumped last summer was due to the transition from pretending inflation is gonna magically disappear, to the new approach of hiking rates to match that inflation. But now that's done. What's next? Either we keep shit steady and money supply continues growing, or some panic happens due to underwater banks, temporary selloff, QE infinity resumes and again the money supply keeps growing.
Either approach, same ending. Stocks including NVDA are priced in to gain 5.5% in parity with those rates, and will gain even in rates are cut. Stocks provide a real yield.

[Anonymous No.55923889]

>>55923727
>why are people taking profits on a retard pump
Gee I dunno anon

[Anonymous No.55923890]

>>55923878
>AI globe
>Random lake system in Arizona

[Anonymous No.55923892]

My AMC shares are down 90%. Why did it drop 50% in a week. It's a good compansey

[Anonymous No.55923895]

>>55923858
what rate hikes next month? Do you have some early economic data that you want to share with the class? Because right now it's staying at the current levels until march 2023.

[Anonymous No.55923900]

>>55923858
>So are the rate hikes within the next month gonna cause a crash??
fuck no. it's the rate hikes that took place months ago that will eventually lead to a crash.
>>55923872
see what I just wrote. powell has proved that he does care about the long-term future of the economy. the question is whether he will start rate cuts. if he doesn't (and the nvidia holders are betting he will) then the market is going to start burning pretty soon (around 6 months from now, in fact i'm surprised it's been this resillient)

[Anonymous No.55923904]

>>55923890
Hey fuck you Lake Pleasant is great.

[Anonymous No.55923910]

>>55923892
Cause shareholders are fixing to get the shaft later this week.

[Anonymous No.55923912]

And Just Like That, Nvidia Will Never Be Above $505 again.

[Anonymous No.55923915]

>>55923889
but it has a $800 price target bro?

[Anonymous No.55923923]

>>55923915
According to whom?

[Anonymous No.55923925]

>>55923818
Their competitor isn't other GPU makers, it's high core count CPU makers.

[Anonymous No.55923927]

>everything money still shorting
Kwab

[Anonymous No.55923931]

>>55923923

[Anonymous No.55923932]

>>55923892
You can't our jew the jew. You think on a level playing field with rules and regulations. They do not. It's just simply nepotism and doing favors for each other controlling the financial sector. So now they're going to dilute your stock 90% then reverse split because they got the okay from another jew. Tl;Dr they are just taking all the normie money they know is there because they can.

[Anonymous No.55923934]

>>55923925
Care to name a few of them?

[Anonymous No.55923935]

>>55923910
That's fucking illegal. I'm going to se the fucking CEO.

[Anonymous No.55923936]

>>55923900
I don't think he has done enough to stem inflation ultimately, but you're correct that he won't have actually raise rates further just signal that rates will not go down. Who knows how the COVID shit pans out though

[Anonymous No.55923939]

>>55923892
I'm going to laugh so hard if it gets delisted soon. That company has so much fucking debt

[Anonymous No.55923940]

>>55923934
Intel.

[Anonymous No.55923942]

no matter how bad you did today at least you can be happy that you arent an amc baggie lmao

[Anonymous No.55923944]

>>55923931
>Rosenblatt analyst Hans Mosesmann

[Anonymous No.55923946]

>>55923931
I'm not taking fiscal advice from a goddam Irishman.

[Anonymous No.55923947]

>>55923912
And just like that, all those $500 and $510 calls will expire worthless!

[Anonymous No.55923948]

Pump into friday
Jackson's hole meeting
Nvidia hits 500
Violent ass sharting dumparino to september 11th.

[Anonymous No.55923957]

Why did AMZN, MSFT and AAPL get little retard pumps too?
What the fuck even is this clown market lmao

[Anonymous No.55923958]

>>55923944
Here, take this repaired png

[Anonymous No.55923964]

>>55923947
call holders feeling the pressure knowing the stock is falling and iv will get smashed into nothing in the morning

[Anonymous No.55923965]

>>55923932
what was stopping anyone from buying calls on NVDA last october?

[Anonymous No.55923966]

>>55923915
A lot of that price target stuff is nothing but bait set by annalist and big time players to fool the small fry into pumping the stock. Once the stock hits the mark the big fish hit the sell button. Same as a lot of those articles on seeking alpha. Any well known stock you can find both "doom" and "blue skies are here again" talk.

[Anonymous No.55923969]

>>55923940

[Anonymous No.55923978]

>>55923948
JPOWs just going to say higher for longer.
>>55923957
NVDA is the market.

[Anonymous No.55923979]

>>55923948
>Violent ass sharting dumparino to september 11th.

[Anonymous No.55923981]

>>55923966
bro i dont think hans is like that. i think he wants everyone to make it

[Anonymous No.55923985]

>>55923948
This anon knows what's up.

[Anonymous No.55923986]

>>55923957
Companies in the same industry often move in sympathy with a major player if said major player has a particularly strong or poor performance. Welcome to the stock market.

[Anonymous No.55923990]

>>55923969
It's boring but it works. CUDA doesn't give you the edge you think, it's just a bitch and you're experiencing stolkholm syndrome.

[Anonymous No.55923991]

>>55923883
>It's not a real yield, it's a ponzi yield farm like staking crypto shit.
we know anon, this isn't news.
the problem with this token is everyone keeps buying it because everyone keeps buying it etc.
buuuut. now we're in a position where the "crypto pajeets" of the world can no longer afford to buy the token because its cutting into their margins too hard.
imagine someone who is so far down on xrp that he can't even buy more xrp using safemoon (kek) to just buy food with.

hat's where we're at now, that is a de facto recession. countries around the world can no longer afford the fucking dollar at 5.5% rates. the dollar going up means these fuckers own currency is worth less and less by the day, argentina is an extreme case but that's the direction the world is headed. like i said, watch china. if they starve, the rest of the world is pretty fucked.

and yes if you're wondering if i think this whole thing is a shitshow and illusion, then yes. i do think that.

[Anonymous No.55923993]

>>55923958
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.55923996]

bro, your nvidia stock is about to be worth less than 500 dollars per share?

[Anonymous No.55923997]

>Clown market
Real
>Mumu's bag
Full
>Bobo's anus
Gaped and Raped.

[Anonymous No.55924000]

WHAT THE FUCK bros, I THOUGHT LINE GO UP ONLY

[Anonymous No.55924002]

>>55923925
stfu retard, you have no idea what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.55924003]

>>55924000

[Anonymous No.55924004]

>>55923997
i shorted nvidia at 520
baggies finna watch and learn

[Anonymous No.55924008]

>>55923978
And the market will violently dump dude. What the fuck is up with people thinking "this time there won't be a september dump, I saw it in my dreams" when NVDA just pumped to 520 a share because they said "AI" and "chatgpt" 50 times?

[Anonymous No.55924009]

guys?...whats going on?
Guys?!

[Anonymous No.55924011]

>>55924002
It's all hype.

[Anonymous No.55924012]

>>55923990
fucking hell you're dumb
cuda is about 10 gens ahead of anything solely cpu-based
come back when you learn to code

[Anonymous No.55924016]

>>55924009
did you really think a few BILLION dollars is enough to move multi trillion dollar markets?
lol, lmao, lmfao, ahahahaha YOU FOOL -gilbert gottfried

[Anonymous No.55924022]

>mfw the ai bubble leader just CRATERED through $500

[Anonymous No.55924021]

>>55924009
>he didn’t sell
>no
>he bought
What a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.55924023]

>>55924000
Did they actually say anything on the earnings call or is this just the first time retail sellers have had an influence? I fully expect NVDA to be $520 tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.55924027]

>>55924000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55924030]

>>55924012
Lol I do it professionally.

[Anonymous No.55924031]

>>55924000
It's still up.

[Anonymous No.55924033]

>>55924011
look i don't even own niggervidia and i don't like the company personally, i just know that cuda enables AI because that's how the fucking tech at a very base level. i deal with this shit daily. why are you even arguing you dumb worthless gay nigger.
go show me a single viable LLM that works without CUDA, fucking asshat fuck off.
i hate nvidia and i hate that you're making me defend their gay tech. fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.55924039]

>>55924011
>It's all hype.
Yes, but can we make money off it?

[Anonymous No.55924042]

>>55924033
https://github.com/ggerganov/ggml
I have it set up, CPU is faster than GPU for the same cost.

[Anonymous No.55924045]

>>55924030
then >>55924033
>go show me a single viable LLM that works without CUDA, fucking asshat fuck off.
show me one that works solely on cpu
this oughta be good for a laugh

[Anonymous No.55924046]

>>55923948
>>55923979
>>55923985
>9/11
BASED CYCLES BELIEVER!

[Anonymous No.55924049]

>>55923965
I don't know what you mean. Hindsight is always 20/20. If NVDA missed, then those calls would be evaporated instantaneously. Risk and reward evaluation.

[Anonymous No.55924055]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55924059]

>He didn't have a sell limit for the $500 mark

[Anonymous No.55924060]

>>55924045
>>55924042
I have gpt-neox running on my shitty 3 year old consumer AMD CPU with this. If I bothered to get a modern high core count Intel CPU I could beat the shit out of any cost equivalent piece of hardware from Nvidia.

You only think it's faster because CPU Pytorch is fucking garbage.

[Anonymous No.55924062]

i cant believe i sold hundreds of shares of nvidia to gung ho buyers at over 500 dollars per share
what fools

[Anonymous No.55924066]

>>55924016
Imagine not knowing that Nvidia is simply just the best metric to gauge how close we are to the AI boom party, and that's it. You don't understand what you're doing. You should quit now or lose all your money.

[Anonymous No.55924067]

>>55923750
>Rates are irrelevant. Only the rate at which rates are changing matters.
not if you have a lot of debt to rollover and no earnings

[Anonymous No.55924069]

>>55923106
The fuck is this Hebrew nonsense on Yahoo?

[Anonymous No.55924071]

>>55924066
no one even cares about ai right now
name one person who cares about ai
theres none

[Anonymous No.55924074]

>>55924069
FUCK NOT MY 401K!!!

[Anonymous No.55924075]

God this market is fucking gay

[Anonymous No.55924076]

>Grandpa, where were you when you the blow off top happened?

[Anonymous No.55924078]

>>55924071
Probably college students getting their papers written for them in seconds while they fill another beer bong on the balcony.

[Anonymous No.55924084]

>>55924074
Lol. It’s clearly an error. Everything else shows +0.86% AH. And yes, it’s in my IRA, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.55924085]

mumu getting raped tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55924087]

>>55923525
you'll be lucky to break even. sorry

[Anonymous No.55924088]

>>55924078
teachers already have tools to spot text generated by ai
funny enough ai has a pretty consistent writing style

[Anonymous No.55924089]

>>55924071
Literally even Kroger is talking about it on their calls. You like the guy that said the internet was a fad. Or somebody saying smartphones wouldn't amount to anything. You're just dumb dude.

[Anonymous No.55924094]

>>55923668
https://marketchameleon.com/Overview/NVDA/Earnings/Earnings-Charts/
It's actually a pretty decent resource aggregator

[Anonymous No.55924096]

>>55924060
wtf. you know this shit can't run anything close to stable diffusion. who are you trying to kid?
are you down that badly on niggervidia? too early for a short imo.
the macro environment will eventually bring it down like i've said multiple times itt.

[Anonymous No.55924103]

>>55924089
internet stocks were indeed a fad, ask anyone who bought tech stocks in 1999

[Anonymous No.55924104]

/looks at watch
/still an hour until NVIDIA earnings
/waits
/looks
/59 minutes

God fucking damn this is nerve wracking.

[Anonymous No.55924105]

>>55924060
Joke is I'm still running an i-7 3770 w/32gb ram and a GTX 1650 oc. Dell 7010 MT system I got for $100. Added the GPU and reused the ssd and ram from my old build.

[Anonymous No.55924108]

>>55924089
yeah but thats all it is, talk
no one knows anything about it, how it works, or even how to implement it
and once people learn its not that simple, they forget about it and consume the next thing the media tells them to
ai has been around for years

[Anonymous No.55924112]

Anyone have the Simpsons stock market rollercoaster gif?

[Anonymous No.55924115]

>>55924088
Yea but dont they use AI tools to spot AI? kek

[Anonymous No.55924116]

>>55924078
anyone with 90 IQ can immediately spot an AI paper retard, even without tools

[Anonymous No.55924119]

>>55924096
You asked about LLMs.
You could port an image model to it, all the primitives are there. None of the devs really care about cooming though.

[Anonymous No.55924124]

>>55924076
I was 98% in stocks and had 2% ( a year of savings) in a 4.15% apple savings account grandson.
2023 was a great year, during the winter i went to vegas to bang my favorite porn stars (don't tell grandma this is a talk man to man)

[Anonymous No.55924126]

>>55924115
Kek

[Anonymous No.55924127]

>>55924115
need to be careful to understand that software algorithms are not the same as ai
youre actually a good indicator of how clueless people are about ai

[Anonymous No.55924146]

>>55923483
this might be the dumbest thing i've read all year
>got it from some dipshit podcaster no one is listening to
oh

[Anonymous No.55924150]

>>55924071
Hello, boomer. What flavor colace did you have today?

[Anonymous No.55924163]

>>55923996
Smart money already liquidated. Enter the new generation of bagholders

[Anonymous No.55924167]

>>55923605
I'm happy and proud of you anon, but don't forget you have to pay the mandatory johnny fathands "made it" tax of 3% of your total gains. Nobody here makes it without a little help from the past, present, and future best trader in /smg/.

[Anonymous No.55924183]

i cant believe nvidia is selling off on the greatest earnings in the history of stocks ever

[Anonymous No.55924204]

>>55924183
>up over 9%
>selling off
lmao COPE

[Anonymous No.55924216]

>>55924204
it just dumped 20 dollars bro
isnt this supposed to be the greatest stock in the history of the stock market with the best earnings ever recorded of 13 billion dollars? i mean even apple can't do that. thats why nvidia is a 3 trillion dollar company and they are not

[Anonymous No.55924217]

>>55924183
It will hit 700 tomorrow
Check digits

[Anonymous No.55924233]

>>55924216
I'm sorry you listened to the retards anon but being rude on the internet won't get your money back

[Anonymous No.55924236]

>>55924217
It will touch $480, check dese digits

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55924248]

With AI mania over, there is nothing left holding up the market.

[Anonymous No.55924255]

>>55924217
Rerolling for $485

[Anonymous No.55924257]

>>55924236
>>55924217
We will retest ATL. Check em

[Anonymous No.55924261]

>>55924233
i dont think i was being rude im just genuinely confused. first the stock dumped to 26 dollars this morning. then it went to 520. i bought 900 dollar calls expiring on friday because i was promised nvidia was going to $2000
this is HORSE SHIT

[Anonymous No.55924274]

>>55923957
MSFT is gonna buy SNAP ?

[Anonymous No.55924279]

NVDA WILL BE BACK AT $200/SH CHECK’EM

[Mod is a bitch lol sage No.55924284]

>>>/vg/442616538
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1289
Butt Stacking Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.

COPY ERROR MESSAGES WITH CTRL+C, PASTE THEM WITH CTRL+V INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE. JUST CLICK THE WINDOW AND PRESS CTRL + C, IT WORKS.

>Downloads:
/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

>Information:
AA2Mini Install Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub
General FAQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200216045726/https://pastebin.com/bhrA6iGx
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17qb1X0oOdMKU4OIDp8AfFdLtl5y_4jeOOQfPQ2F-PKQ/edit#gid=0

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Previous Thread:
>>441051309

[Anonymous No.55924286]

>>55923852
stick to shares

[Anonymous No.55924293]

>>55924236
always glad to have more of these

[Anonymous No.55924294]

[Anonymous No.55924302]

>>55924284
STRANGER DANGER!

[Anonymous No.55924313]

>>55924293

[Anonymous No.55924327]

>>55924293
.

[Anonymous No.55924328]

>>55924293

[Anonymous No.55924333]

>>55924261
It’ll hit 2000 before Christmas and the ai will figure out a way to time travel back to Stalingrad and win the war have faith in final victory!

[Anonymous No.55924350]

Megathread: Pee Pee Poo Poo

[Anonymous No.55924355]

DUBS AND NVDA BACK DOWN TO $100/SHARE EOY

[Anonymous No.55924357]

FUCK NVDA. IM NOT EVEN A BOBO. BUT FUCK NVDA.

[Anonymous No.55924367]

>>55924355
New stock split confirmed!

[Anonymous No.55924370]

>>55924355

[Anonymous No.55924375]

>>55924355
AAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Anonymous No.55924379]

>>55924293
..

[Anonymous No.55924388]

pltr friends we holding steady?

[Anonymous No.55924390]

>>55924293
....

[Anonymous No.55924405]

>>55924293

[Anonymous No.55924412]

>>55924405
based

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55924416]

It is mathematically impossible for NVDA to be over $500.

[Anonymous No.55924425]

>>55924293
.

[Anonymous No.55924426]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.55924430]

>>55924416
any time nvidia is over 500 dollars im shorting it

[Anonymous No.55924432]

>>55924425
This one is way too on the nose

[Anonymous No.55924440]

>>55924416
If the p/e ratio goes back to up to 240 we're looking at share price going to 648

[Anonymous No.55924442]

>>55924293
..

[Anonymous No.55924449]

>>55924333
umm, checked trips of truth

[Anonymous No.55924451]

>>55924293
>>55924236
>>55924379
>>55924405
how do you make these exactly with AI?

[Anonymous No.55924452]

>>55924183
>can't believe INVOOSTERS would REDEEM successful INVOOSTMENTS while the REDEEMING is good

[Anonymous No.55924454]

>futures

[putsRnotDaWae No.55924464]

>>55924454
That's another Biden win, greatest economic recovery in US history!

[Anonymous No.55924468]

>>55924464
This is just sad

[Anonymous No.55924473]

>>55924451
Yea AI. They asked the AI to make these images based on problems caused by Jews, or at least that's what I was told

[Anonymous No.55924479]

>>55924470
>>55924470
>>55924470

[Anonymous No.55924572]

>>55924333
Hitler couldn't beat Stalin even with a time machine losers.

[Anonymous No.55924614]

>>55924572
I saw it in a magic mushroom vision humanity will be saved

[Anonymous No.55924716]

>>55924572

[Anonymous No.55924729]

>>55924009
I don't know

[Anonymous No.55924763]

>>55924716
That man was beyond based.