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/smg/ the Dead Man edition Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:15:29 2023 No.55921353 [Reply] [Original]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:16:45 2023 No.55921369 File: 711 KB, 1372x1372, 1692603255846845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >S&P

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:17:15 2023 No.55921373 File: 1.76 MB, 498x498, 1691482465441639.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Przygogzin noOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:17:30 2023 No.55921375 What's the over/under on how many times NVDA mentions the potential of AI today?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:17:35 2023 No.55921376 File: 121 KB, 553x466, IMG_1180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921369 I’m just waiting for more SQQQ cheapies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:18:05 2023 No.55921379 File: 105 KB, 687x513, Illuminati membership.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Illuminati insider here, we bet literally the entire world economy on NVDA earnings. Just a heads up, as NVDA, so the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:18:10 2023 No.55921380 File: 3.42 MB, 1876x1850, les bains.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921373 Crashing his plane, with no survivors.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:18:10 2023 No.55921381 >sources familiar with Nvidia report AI may be said between 200 and 300 times at earnings. NVDA /bros/ wagmi

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:18:42 2023 No.55921390 File: 128 KB, 396x385, 1618772472004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every single one of you dumb fuck "investors" and "traders" in this thread needs to read this before you make a stupid irreversible mistake http://www.b

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:19:03 2023 No.55921393 File: 1.95 MB, 1080x1314, 1692811350206451.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOP DUMPING YOU FAGGOTS

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:19:30 2023 No.55921400 File: 241 KB, 441x603, Mike.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921353 I'm fomoing on NVDA puts

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:19:35 2023 No.55921402 WHY IS SPY FALLING??

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:20:32 2023 No.55921409 File: 1.48 MB, 1024x1024, 1668697884028395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE ARE SO ABCK BROS!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:21:14 2023 No.55921414 File: 90 KB, 300x413, 1355455985903.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921390 >http://www.b

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:21:31 2023 No.55921416 >>55921409 >>55921402 Well…. Good thing I slurped sub-$19 SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:22:11 2023 No.55921420 File: 59 KB, 300x279, 1650362846384956.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921390 I think they got him

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:22:36 2023 No.55921425 >>55921390 >http://www.b Illuminati insider here, do NOT click this link

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:23:09 2023 No.55921431 File: 9 KB, 480x360, Numbers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921390 >http://www.b

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:24:08 2023 No.55921440 File: 197 KB, 986x1013, 1675097835252540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921390 >http://www.b

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:24:23 2023 No.55921441 >>55921390 >http://www.b SHIT sniper got him! Get d

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:24:36 2023 No.55921444 File: 34 KB, 204x240, Scott Hall.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921390 Anon...?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:25:09 2023 No.55921448 >>55921390 b...ro?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:25:35 2023 No.55921457 File: 710 KB, 400x400, 1692218000468383.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921373 pls tell me its fake nude AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:26:16 2023 No.55921461 BITEONDEEZNUTS.COM

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:26:46 2023 No.55921468 File: 34 KB, 375x375, 1363902765932.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921448 >>55921444 >>55921441 >>55921440 >>55921431 >>55921425 >>55921420 Guys he meant https://www.4chan.org/b/

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:27:01 2023 No.55921471 That's it. I am getting tf out. This is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:27:15 2023 No.55921477 >>55921457 >>55921380 >>55921373 qrd?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:27:47 2023 No.55921479 >>55921477 you're a big guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:28:06 2023 No.55921484 File: 62 KB, 473x389, 1677515399334473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921393 That nigga so black he leave fingerprints on charcoal

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:28:26 2023 No.55921486 File: 264 KB, 1200x1200, for you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921477 The dude who lead Wagner PMC apparently just """died""" in a plane crash/shoot down. Maybe dead, maybe not, but the shitposting is on fire at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:28:47 2023 No.55921487 >>55921471 jew detected

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:29:48 2023 No.55921495 >>55921486 what a coincidence

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:30:26 2023 No.55921498 File: 235 KB, 1685x1086, 16532433088020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921486 They got der coomer Utkin too

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:31:55 2023 No.55921514 >>55921484 Ironially his fingers are lighter from the inside. Look closely. Probably the lightest part except from his teeth and sclera.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:32:04 2023 No.55921515 i dedicate this dump to two of the realest niggas of all time, priggy and utkin

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:32:39 2023 No.55921524 >>55921381 AI isn't as hyped as it was last quarter, I expect a dump but nowhere near the correction it actually deserves.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:32:49 2023 No.55921525 >>55921515 two crashes in one day

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:34:37 2023 No.55921538 File: 65 KB, 746x201, bears.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] These are bears on NVDA earnings

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:34:53 2023 No.55921542 File: 135 KB, 1200x676, 1668798380809155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] DXY MOVE NOT DONE !!!

>>	PhD in Bidenomics Wed Aug 23 18:35:03 2023 No.55921544 File: 131 KB, 1000x1750, 1692426839843841.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	putsRnotDaWae Wed Aug 23 18:36:20 2023 No.55921550 >>55921544 Define Bidenomics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:36:22 2023 No.55921551 >>55921538 he never ate the shit did he

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:37:17 2023 No.55921556 >>55921550 Fuck the poor Pump the markets

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:37:55 2023 No.55921564 >>55921550 bidenomics: eating your own shit, shitting it out, and eating that shit until you fucking die

>>	PhD in Bidenomics Wed Aug 23 18:38:02 2023 No.55921566 File: 122 KB, 1082x717, 1692478184240286.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921550 Claiming credit for the top of a bear market rally like a total financially illiterate retard. Next question.

>>	putsRnotDaWae Wed Aug 23 18:38:17 2023 No.55921570 >>55921556 Based >>55921564 Not based

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:38:26 2023 No.55921572

To the faggots who always say EU doesn't move shit, it is all US futures: Why did EU not move now that much with US? I expect EU to pump tomorrow in the monring if the SPX stays like this.. This happens often, that EU pumps the next day, in a lagging way and not while the US is pumping. I don't know why, since EU is often still online, even today, until 3 hours ago. So get off your high horses.

But you are not wrong that your market has way too much power over others. And this is now even being discussed and critized, as you have too much influence. with 50/+50% ownership of stocks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:38:48 2023 No.55921576 >>55921551 quite probably in a trench some months later

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:38:58 2023 No.55921577 File: 2.06 MB, 1280x720, 1687882748295316.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921550 Ground beef is $7 a pound.

>>	putsRnotDaWae Wed Aug 23 18:39:17 2023 No.55921582 >>55921566 >bear market rally Sir that was a small bear dump in the middle of a bull market.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:39:34 2023 No.55921583 File: 462 KB, 664x456, Screen Shot 2023-08-23 at 11.39.26 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921486 >just """died""" in a plane crash

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:39:41 2023 No.55921585 NVIDIA EARNINGS LEAKED

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:40:44 2023 No.55921591 >>55921583 NO! They expect one of us in the wreckage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:40:44 2023 No.55921590 >>55921572 >eu >relevant to anywhere bar africa

>>	Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ Wed Aug 23 18:40:48 2023 No.55921592 >>55921486 if only it was that bum joe biden's plane with carmella on board. we could have president McCuck getting sworn in right now.

>>	putsRnotDaWae Wed Aug 23 18:40:51 2023 No.55921594 >>55921577 That isn't a problem, cows are contributing a ton to climate change. I consider Biden based if he outright bans beef. There are plenty of replacements that taste just as good, such as Beyond Meat burgers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:41:30 2023 No.55921601 1:55 was the top and we resume are bear market. you had your chance mumu

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:41:39 2023 No.55921602 >>55921594 if cows are a problem why are landwhales allowed to live

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:41:41 2023 No.55921603 >>55921393 She still has to unlock that character

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:42:11 2023 No.55921606 >>55921369 would be hotter if she had hairy armpits

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:42:12 2023 No.55921607

>>55921577
I have a rule where I don't buy any meat for over $4.00 a pound. Always chasing sales. Lots of chicken, lots of pork, but I sometimes do find beef under the magic price. It's normally a day away from going bad so I have to cook it immediately. Recently started applying this rule to vegetables and shit, couldn't believe how expensive some vegetables can be pound-for-pound. And I've been eating less and less beef.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:42:13 2023 No.55921608 >>55921592 Man, where's Kiefer Southerland when you need him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:42:18 2023 No.55921610 why is nasdaq having ANOTHER 1+% day

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:43:14 2023 No.55921616 >>55921610 theres always technical bounces bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:43:21 2023 No.55921620 File: 1.92 MB, 498x362, 1678128590090657.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this retard pump finally over? Can we resume dumping into September now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:43:36 2023 No.55921622 File: 97 KB, 540x700, 1687206737400962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921606 That'd be something. Variety is the spice of life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:44:06 2023 No.55921625 File: 1.71 MB, 400x720, 1672212093644100.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921610 The elites need big tech to enslave humanity, they will never let it crash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:44:07 2023 No.55921626 >>55921486 >plane crash Just like those polish politcians some years back >da just accident blyat )))

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:44:32 2023 No.55921628 File: 285 KB, 1170x1155, IMG_8723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921610 Wireless N optimism

>>	putsRnotDaWae Wed Aug 23 18:44:33 2023 No.55921629 >>55921620 This is literally day 1 of the next month long retard rally, sponsored by NVDA.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:44:43 2023 No.55921631 File: 1.94 MB, 576x1024, 1692815313768775.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY ARE WE GOING DOWN OH NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:44:48 2023 No.55921632 >>55921625 cute and cool cow but its got the poopy nose

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:44:55 2023 No.55921633 >>55921594 Yes consume your vegetarian diet that is laced with glyphosate, Goy

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:45:05 2023 No.55921635 >>55921486 lmao literally >tragic plane accident absolute lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:45:30 2023 No.55921637 Where my SOXS Chad's at? How we feeling for tonight lads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:45:40 2023 No.55921638 File: 17 KB, 437x405, 1688006690073779.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921620 Sorry, no. NVDA earnings will cause another wave of retard pumping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:45:43 2023 No.55921639 >market midday slump You will own nothing and be HAPPY

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:45:50 2023 No.55921640 i still dont get how you be so stupid as to fly in a fucking plane when youre a literal marked man

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:45:57 2023 No.55921642 >>55921631 >fat zoomer emo larpers disgusting

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:45:58 2023 No.55921644

>>55921607
Even buying in bulk doesn't really save money anymore. I bought a 3.5lb bulk package of 80/20 and it was priced exactly the same as the 1lb ones per pound. I normally buy on sale as well but I see sales on beef less and less now. I used to always get at least a slightly better deal on the larger packs. I guess that's a Biden win!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:46:25 2023 No.55921647 File: 212 KB, 349x507, 1679333911489401.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921631 Sugar, we're going down (on her).

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:46:28 2023 No.55921649 File: 226 KB, 550x550, 1657736735139.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921637 AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

>>	Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ Wed Aug 23 18:46:43 2023 No.55921652 >>55921635 It was an "accident". I won the over under bet I had on this with one of my VPs. Free fucking lunch tomorrow boys.

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:47:07 2023 No.55921656
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Jensen came up with that revenue forecast out of thin air during the peak of the AI hype with no information about why or who or where. and that's why you are seeing all of these fake news articles about the saudis or chinese or aliens or nicaraguans or whoever the fuck is buying them because nobody has a fucking clue who is buying them because nobody is buying them

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:47:10 2023 No.55921657 will NVDA beat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:47:27 2023 No.55921659 File: 89 KB, 304x360, 1685296908983501.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921637 I suspect I'll be getting heemed again

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:47:29 2023 No.55921660 File: 379 KB, 112x112, 1692629299325634.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOOOO I SHORTED THE BOTTOM LAST WEEK

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:49:14 2023 No.55921670 >>55921631 Didn't you just post this in the /pol/ sticky?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:49:22 2023 No.55921671 priggy priggy priggy cant you see..

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:50:34 2023 No.55921676 File: 3 KB, 355x39, 1%.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nice

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:51:00 2023 No.55921679
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>>55921652
Imagine this
>You work hard in highschool to get a scholarship to a great college
>bust your ass in college to graduate with a good degree at the top of your class
>intern as a slave at some business to earn experience
>slowly work your way up the ranks at various businesses to earn a good reputation
>finally get an opportunity to be an executive at a company
>I've finally made it!
>Hello anon, you're going to meet with the president of the company today for your final interview
>Walk into the presidents office and it baggot sitting there
That poor VP probably had no idea that he was going to be working for a greasy Jew like baggot. Feel bad for the lad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:51:02 2023 No.55921680 >>55921390 We need this link in the OP from now on

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:51:12 2023 No.55921681 cnbc has some very strange adverts for a business channel

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:51:15 2023 No.55921683 File: 299 KB, 820x573, 1692152465776564.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921670 >MFW half of us are in both this thread and the sticky

>>	PhD in Bidenomics Wed Aug 23 18:51:36 2023 No.55921686 File: 363 KB, 680x354, 1692304438724696.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] soon

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:51:36 2023 No.55921685 Big Tech will make profits until we live in this kind of world https://youtu.be/8_8LTUmHWP0?t=110

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:51:46 2023 No.55921688 i think ai craze will carry to these earnings too

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:52:42 2023 No.55921696 >>55921390 >http://www.b anon this is dangerous esoteric knowledge

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:52:53 2023 No.55921698 File: 64 KB, 624x434, bf15970266f2b456cc90852fe25ae01d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >claims to be a heterosexual white biological male >holds no BOIL

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:53:51 2023 No.55921702 File: 1.48 MB, 576x1024, 1692815473105260.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921670 Take meds schizo

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:54:01 2023 No.55921706 >>55921683 I just left. I had enough of trashy girl for one day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:54:44 2023 No.55921712 File: 160 KB, 1290x1487, 1689882579618856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rumors concerning nvidia earnings beat are heavily exaggerated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:55:16 2023 No.55921717 >>55921380 >this happened in fucking 2015 im getting old.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:55:29 2023 No.55921721 AHHHHH EVERYBODY GET OUT NOW AH SHIT SHIT SHIT MY SISTERS BROTHER IS AN INSIDER SELLLLLLLLLLL

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:56:22 2023 No.55921728 >>55921702 An actual emo girl would never do faggy TikTok dances because she'd be too busy cutting herself. Zoomers can't get anything right.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:56:52 2023 No.55921729 >>55921712 nvidia can beat and it wont matter its gonna get sold heavily

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:57:36 2023 No.55921731 File: 52 KB, 500x375, 1423940616333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921717 Still out here kickin ass though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:57:37 2023 No.55921732 >>55921721 Wagner is taking over Moscow Buy buy buy

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:58:03 2023 No.55921739 Ok guys, NVDA will hit 500$ just to nuke everybody who was stupid enough to put his stoploss there and then fall back and will tomorrow be at 425.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:58:30 2023 No.55921743 >>55921728 Nah they were all whores, they'd all be doing the tiktok trends and all that bullshit except they'll pretend they're above the other skanks that do it too

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 18:58:37 2023 No.55921746 >>55921702 >Trying to attract that BMC This one is smart.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:00:02 2023 No.55921763 POWER HOUR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cwHnQ7Xsg

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:00:59 2023 No.55921770 File: 93 KB, 532x836, 1659990862221648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Power hour lfg

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:01:05 2023 No.55921771 SOUR HOUR. BOBROS WAGMI.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:01:13 2023 No.55921772 File: 180 KB, 1170x1413, IMG_8733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is going to be the biggest cup and handle of all time

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:01:24 2023 No.55921773 File: 24 KB, 349x356, 1678481297626967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921732 I see why my RTX popped today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:02:32 2023 No.55921782 twitter just died lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:04:26 2023 No.55921800 >>55921702 I miss scene girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:04:49 2023 No.55921803 File: 62 KB, 500x500, Good.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921782

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:04:59 2023 No.55921806 File: 1.85 MB, 500x395, D785E28D-1FAA-4828-BBB1-23FEEFC49550.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I’m about to get iv crushed on these nvda puts aren’t I…

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:05:30 2023 No.55921812 0 DTES WHICH WAY 0 DTES WHICH WAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:07:08 2023 No.55921826 File: 74 KB, 674x690, AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:07:46 2023 No.55921830 I bet on NVDA calls today.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:08:08 2023 No.55921831 File: 36 KB, 541x399, ds.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] penny stocks or GTFO

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:08:28 2023 No.55921834 File: 132 KB, 900x802, 1382407796809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's the exact same shit as last time aivdia will be neon green I will be heemed

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:08:28 2023 No.55921833 >>55921826 BULLISH

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:08:34 2023 No.55921835 >>55921826 What else is new

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:08:35 2023 No.55921839 File: 486 KB, 1440x3088, Screenshot_20230823_150609_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nvidia crash to 200 so I make 6 figures off 300 bux pls

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:09:24 2023 No.55921845 File: 15 KB, 651x143, BUYLOCKHEED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921833 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:09:28 2023 No.55921846 >>55921826 Illuminati insider here, they do this every week and we find it really funny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:09:29 2023 No.55921847 >>55921826 goodbye frens

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:10:08 2023 No.55921851 >>55921743 Those girls never put out. They were the biggest teases. They were the human form of edging.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:10:16 2023 No.55921852 File: 300 KB, 422x945, 3k Eur.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921839 Buy this then at least in celebration

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:10:26 2023 No.55921853 NORTH KOREA SAN , TAKE IT OUT STEPBRO

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:11:12 2023 No.55921860 >>55921628 >Wireless N wat dat?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:11:15 2023 No.55921861 File: 155 KB, 1440x2880, Screenshot_20230823-140927.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know I'm not supposed to hold options til expiation, but Im a lazy faggot and kept it

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:12:17 2023 No.55921866 >>55921620 SPX will vault back to around 4600pts with absolute retard strength.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:12:45 2023 No.55921872 >>55921851 The actual emos probably not the ones chasing trends ie the bulk of them were easy as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:13:22 2023 No.55921877 >>55921861 Based goombler

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:13:31 2023 No.55921878 nvid numbers when?

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:14:02 2023 No.55921881

ahahaha nvidia line go up then down then up then down ahahaha literal clown ponzi market lololol lmao china deflation fed hikes inverted curves AI chips taiwan bank of japan burry big short recession bond market safe actives oil natty natty gas housing crisis new paradigm moving averages downtrend uptrend crabcrab mumu crab bobo crab ahahahhahahahhahahha literally what's going on man haha WHAT'S GOING ON BRO WHO AM I WHO ARE YOU I'm LITERALLY GOING INSANE HAAHAHHAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:14:29 2023 No.55921888 File: 140 KB, 1170x1565, IMG_8734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck you im never selling

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:14:49 2023 No.55921890 File: 1.05 MB, 1314x1288, 161723124945.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he fomod the top

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:14:51 2023 No.55921891 File: 619 KB, 816x1080, 1686344964446134.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Prigozhin is kill no

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:15:15 2023 No.55921895 >>55921806 NVIDIA is the future and it doesn’t matter if they horrendously miss, beat, or somewhere in between because the stock price will go up because fuck poor people

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:16:06 2023 No.55921899 Come on SPY

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:16:24 2023 No.55921901 >>55921895 What happen

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:16:32 2023 No.55921902 File: 276 KB, 680x458, 1649360594274.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921899

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:16:54 2023 No.55921904 >>55921895 Poor people can't buy that shit so what does it matter to them?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:17:32 2023 No.55921908 >>55921899 >>55921902 Dude zoom out, it’s a huge head and shoulders on the 1 month

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:17:59 2023 No.55921910 File: 631 KB, 582x762, skyt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] $SKYT bros... what happened, we were gonna be rich

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:18:21 2023 No.55921919 File: 530 KB, 282x500, 1692817845376761.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >how it feels own both soxs and soxl

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:19:00 2023 No.55921923 File: 66 KB, 188x247, bazingyface.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921390 BENZINGA https://www.benzinga.com/

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:19:07 2023 No.55921925 File: 33 KB, 657x527, 1633724606233.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921908 Heads, shoulders knees and toes Knees and toes...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:19:13 2023 No.55921926 File: 1.30 MB, 952x952, IMG_0275.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921390 >he's gone, sir. brains all over. >anything else? >he sent a partial message when our team effected entry. nothing compromising. >clean it up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:19:14 2023 No.55921927 File: 806 KB, 940x1015, 1692791407118738.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TMF up 6.7% going for long term bonds was perfect

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:19:18 2023 No.55921928 File: 41 KB, 749x499, 1677614109120707.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921908 It's called a meme. You do understand, yes? You don't need to get defensive about your market opinion or TA interpretation over silly pictures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:20:01 2023 No.55921931 JUST BOUGHT MORE KTOS AND MORE AVAV WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT (BY DRONE BOMBING POOR COUNTRIES)

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:20:04 2023 No.55921933 >>55921919 what's wrong with lifting with the guys?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:20:20 2023 No.55921936 File: 15 KB, 177x278, 1382117919442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921919 Nigga why do you have this saved on your PC

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:21:21 2023 No.55921942 File: 82 KB, 208x334, 1670900884188961.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921936 BRO IT GOT SAVED TO YOUR PC WHEN YOU EVEN VIEWED THE THUMBNAIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:21:51 2023 No.55921946 55921919 Not even opening this shit, faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:22:51 2023 No.55921952 File: 380 KB, 613x658, tabout.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know about you bros, but i'm fucking hyped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:23:21 2023 No.55921957 File: 129 KB, 223x343, 1360795975216.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921942 Oh fuck, clearing my cache right this second

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:24:05 2023 No.55921963 File: 1.97 MB, 1000x1000, pink-wojak-montage-screaming.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUN FOR THE HILLS

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:24:19 2023 No.55921967 >>55921919 Reminds me of scoopsies

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:24:24 2023 No.55921969 >>55921952 NVID NUMBERS WHEN!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:24:30 2023 No.55921973 File: 6 KB, 200x291, 1412727215367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921957 TOO LATE YOU NEED A NEW HARD DRIVE. GET THE DEGAUSS WAND.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:24:31 2023 No.55921975 File: 44 KB, 300x250, gPd8O2GdQ1-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:24:31 2023 No.55921974 >>55921952 is that shamina bagum?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:24:33 2023 No.55921976 File: 1018 KB, 498x290, 1680608761982456.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:25:06 2023 No.55921979
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>>55921952
I'm hyped but scared too?
Like, I know what logic and reality indicate SHOULD happen to the market but now that we're all trapped in this clown universe of a market I'm worried being right is also somehow wrong?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:25:31 2023 No.55921982 >>55921963 RRUUUNNN FOOOORRR YOOOOUUUURRRRR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEE

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:25:42 2023 No.55921983 File: 9 KB, 934x54, NVDA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SMG.. Rate my trade

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:26:06 2023 No.55921985 >loaded on calls for NVDA and SOXL yea i'm finna make it

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:27:02 2023 No.55921994
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>>55921969
Sorry, I just heard there was a water main break at headquarters where the auditors count the earnings. It might take a week or two to get the final count guys...

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:27:04 2023 No.55921995 >>55921979 It’s the volatility, the market can squeeze hard and crash harder any day now

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:27:17 2023 No.55921997 who /arseholetwitching/ here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:27:29 2023 No.55922001 >Cathie Wood sold 1 million dollars of nvidia stock and bought 8 million of zoom stock Nvidia is gonna crash and we will go on lockdown again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:27:51 2023 No.55922007 File: 394 KB, 1618x1600, 1692738322948463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921997 Nah but I'm doing Kegels.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:30:02 2023 No.55922019 >>55921983 sell in 2 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:30:20 2023 No.55922024 File: 2.01 MB, 576x1024, 1684763194626527.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Power half hour lfg

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:30:35 2023 No.55922025 Any other disney bros here? I'm all in on the mouse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:30:56 2023 No.55922029 >>55922007 Does that shit work? It never feels like I'm doing it right

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:31:17 2023 No.55922034 >>55922024 No, we crab.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:31:25 2023 No.55922035 File: 1.68 MB, 366x275, 0E9E0C05-AE9E-47C2-A2AC-C8671CEEA5C3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Look at the IV on the NVDA options… we’re all gonna get raped tomorrow regardless of our position…

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:31:51 2023 No.55922039 File: 114 KB, 210x456, rockercaught.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921983 stop trading options on LETFs the spreads and volume are terrible

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:32:17 2023 No.55922042 File: 44 KB, 592x333, 1685547431701521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922029 Yes, but jelquing doesn't. This is financial advice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:32:24 2023 No.55922043 Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my bonnie to me, to me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:32:45 2023 No.55922046 File: 51 KB, 1077x1077, 1660065320134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922001 Thomas Carper bought 30k in PSQ, an ultrashort QQQ index, on July 13

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:33:40 2023 No.55922052 You guys talk about NVDA, have you looked at SUPERMICROCOMPUTER (COMPUTER)? Did 8% today. 8th august crashed for whatever reason, probably earnings?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:34:13 2023 No.55922056 >>55922046 When did he sell?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:34:15 2023 No.55922057 File: 20 KB, 665x392, Based Retard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922035 Good thing idk what that means

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:34:19 2023 No.55922059 >>55922035 You can always buy anti IV rape options with target ranges

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:34:41 2023 No.55922064 >>55921982 hearty kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:34:41 2023 No.55922063 >>55922046 dark eyes, nonwhite.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:35:24 2023 No.55922073 File: 2.23 MB, 3360x4982, pass_it_on.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922059 shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:35:49 2023 No.55922077 >>55922057 An IV crush means if you’re out of the money your $50 option will be $3 at open tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:36:44 2023 No.55922084 SOMEONE ASK CHAT GBT WHO BOUGHT THE H100'S

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:37:06 2023 No.55922086 >>55922073 >mfw >specialmoveslist

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:37:58 2023 No.55922097 >>55922073 all retarded

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:38:02 2023 No.55922100 How long until nividia thingy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:38:30 2023 No.55922103 Is it time to buy BOIL?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:38:51 2023 No.55922108 >>55922024 >best guy friend kek friendzoned hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:41:15 2023 No.55922128 >>55922073 there is literally 0 benefit to doing 95% of these option strats over just buying shares

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:41:21 2023 No.55922129 >>55922108 She needs 7'5" Chad to sweep her off of her feet

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:41:27 2023 No.55922130 File: 56 KB, 320x320, 434-4343292_business-finance-pepe-honk-hd-png-download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok, after this day is finally here and gone, the market will crash. It just has too, r-right, R-RIGHT?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:42:22 2023 No.55922134 >>55922130 It will yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:42:53 2023 No.55922139 File: 571 KB, 754x517, Screenshot 2023-08-23 154237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921952 Agreed, these BOIL prices are very exciting! Hopefully it will get even cheaper!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:43:29 2023 No.55922143 >>55922130 The market can piss you off longer than you can stay solvent.

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:43:48 2023 No.55922145

>>55922024
>>55922108
He probably isn't even mad. I wouldn't either. Not to be expected that a girl this tall will be with a dude this much smaller than her. So if she's nice and fun and he likes to hang around with her, why not.

Many men seem to not understand that women as friends can be either wingmen or flatout introduce you to their friends.

I at least made out with a friend of a friend(girl) at birthday party of said friend. The girl was jewish.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:44:00 2023 No.55922150 File: 23 KB, 361x456, JUST.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922108 His smile and optimism: gone

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:44:20 2023 No.55922154 >>55922103 SOME yes, save free capital to buy more if it droops even further.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:44:32 2023 No.55922158 File: 11 KB, 256x256, metacalls.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922128 what if you have over 100 shares of it and the ticker has a low dividend? that post was for yield maxxers only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:44:37 2023 No.55922159 >>55921839 based

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:44:42 2023 No.55922161 >>55922103 no, lockdowns in fall

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:45:14 2023 No.55922164 >>55922100 Its at 4:20 EST because the world is reddit

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:45:16 2023 No.55922165 >>55922145 >The girl was jewish. Bro you could have secured the financial future of your bloodline then and there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:45:17 2023 No.55922166 15 MINUTES UNTIL MASS MUMU EXECUTIONS. INSHALLAH

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:45:37 2023 No.55922172 POWER QUARTER HOUR

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:45:55 2023 No.55922175 >>55921861 if you dont sell it right now you will be sorry trust me do not let it go to 4:15

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:46:24 2023 No.55922178 File: 1.30 MB, 296x380, 1681348475010043.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:46:47 2023 No.55922182 File: 60 KB, 288x234, U.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922161 Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:47:30 2023 No.55922186 File: 546 KB, 500x668, fullset21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who has more power over september, nvda or jayrome at jackson's hole?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:47:42 2023 No.55922189 My strike is $400 and I expect to make boocoo bucks

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:47:56 2023 No.55922192 >>55922182 Yakub if he real.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:48:05 2023 No.55922195 >>55922182 These Martians think we're dumb.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:48:13 2023 No.55922196 File: 615 KB, 498x314, koneko-toujou-koneko-tojo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922182 >he didn't hear about it by now or notice Moderna pumping 2 days after Alex Jones revealed the plan for lockdowns by October

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:48:22 2023 No.55922198 nvda is going past 500 i cam feel it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:48:57 2023 No.55922208 File: 17 KB, 640x480, M I C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922189 >boocoo

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:48:59 2023 No.55922210 >>55922165 I know man, I know... I was too drunk. We drank a lot, in a closed room in the club, and right when we got out to dance, I was blasted. No memory. We made out, I didn't even know it. She told me when my memory/consciousness came back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:49:04 2023 No.55922212 >>55922175 I sold it at 3:29, if not, Robinhood sells it for me at $3:30, because I don't have enough to cash to be assigned 100 shares anyway, but thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:49:38 2023 No.55922218 >>55922164 When do they historically release numbers? Time?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:50:16 2023 No.55922225 Bobo is about to catch the final heeming

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:50:51 2023 No.55922227 Shit guys, Bloomberg Stream is free only for 30 mins (EU). You think I can start or should I wait the 10 mins? lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:52:11 2023 No.55922240 Uhhhh guys.... I have the sudden urge to commit suicide before earnings

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:52:31 2023 No.55922246 WHEN YOUR NVDA PUTS GO DOWN 80% DON'T SELL UNTIL AFTER POWELL SPEAKS TOMORROW

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:52:36 2023 No.55922247 if they did it to apple you know they will do it to nvidia and harder

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:52:51 2023 No.55922248 >>55922225 dont do dis

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:52:56 2023 No.55922249 >>55922164 thank you

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:53:14 2023 No.55922254 >>55922240 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:53:46 2023 No.55922260 >>55922130 I'm banking on this earnings right now and even I can tell you there will be a crash this friday or monday. jpow is supposed to raise rates a bit or at least talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:53:49 2023 No.55922261 27 MINUTES

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:54:11 2023 No.55922263 in 30 minutes we will know the truth of this world

>>	PhD in Bidenomics Wed Aug 23 19:54:22 2023 No.55922266 File: 2.68 MB, 960x1576, 1692482288000042.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] miss

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:54:42 2023 No.55922269 >>55922024 Why do I have the urge to breed with amazon women? my current GF is 5'10"

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:55:57 2023 No.55922278 This is it boys Ive had it with stocks so I will find out my fate in 5 minutes! 20k on calls for end of next week all in. If NVDA pumps I'll probably make it to 100k, its already at 41k. If it fails my fate as a wagie is clear. Im NERVOUS!!!

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:56:39 2023 No.55922284
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FYI, a glowies running a trading shell company already knows the outcome, has all the the earnings data, and ran it through a market wide simulation, and bought calls or puts on QQQ or other things to make money for black ops with their constant inside and intercepted information.

Must be nice to be a trader for them is all

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:57:01 2023 No.55922291 >>55922278 bro CLOSE YOUR POSITIONS DO NOT BET ON BINARY EVENTS WITH MONEY THAT MATTERS please

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:57:04 2023 No.55922292 >>55922278 You will wage no more

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:57:10 2023 No.55922294 >>55922278 APE HARD

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:57:12 2023 No.55922295 >>55922024 >near flat chested >the typical tat under the breast Ill pass, I prefer my woman super busty and untatted. What stock to get me a busty woman?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:57:41 2023 No.55922298 >>55922278 absolute mad lad

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:58:16 2023 No.55922303 >>55922294 >plebbit go back

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:58:17 2023 No.55922305 File: 21 KB, 1172x675, 1692820662049.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >NVDA $500.00 conservatively >NVDA $535.00 open possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:58:22 2023 No.55922307 File: 152 KB, 1500x1622, tommy-wiseau-1-2000-987f2e0783ec41b98dc98b8dcd1fb71f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922278 Excelsior my nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:58:49 2023 No.55922312 >>55922278 >>55922291 even if nvidia goes over 500 iv crush will destroy your calls please bro PLEASE

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:58:56 2023 No.55922313 >>55922305 Then the forward split announcement

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:59:01 2023 No.55922315 BUH BUH BUH BUH BLOOMBERG BEYOND THE BELL

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:59:39 2023 No.55922321 >>55921728 Lmao retarded zoomie yes they would. Those hoes took thousands of duck face pics a day >t. Millennial who was there

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 19:59:47 2023 No.55922322 ORCL KNOWS WHATS COMING AAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:00:00 2023 No.55922327 >>55922305 Some retard here in /smg/ bought $500 calls back in February... I was a naysayer then, believer now. I wonder if he held them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:00:02 2023 No.55922328 File: 137 KB, 692x599, 1686926571382582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922278 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:00:04 2023 No.55922329 File: 2.22 MB, 1852x3042, __drake_original_drawn_by_zizi_niisan__8fa19c0851fe0d65888598794b7a4e04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:00:18 2023 No.55922333 THE BELL

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:00:24 2023 No.55922334 NVDA MISSES ON BOTTOM LINE

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:00:34 2023 No.55922337 >SELL SELL >SELL SELL >SELL SELL >SELL SELL

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:00:47 2023 No.55922341 >>55922329 sat out all day and opened some shorts at close

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:00:56 2023 No.55922344 File: 29 KB, 482x800, 1414695674701.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922329 +1.98% bretty good

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:01:06 2023 No.55922347 >>55922321 we didn't have camera phones, certainly not ones capable of storing more than 10 .2mp photos at a time

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:01:16 2023 No.55922349 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts NVDA EARNINGS RELEASE THEME SONG

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:01:28 2023 No.55922352 I put my life savings into NVDA puts ama

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:01:38 2023 No.55922353 >>55922329 It's bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:01:44 2023 No.55922354 File: 191 KB, 1024x977, 1663945260651801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922145 Wrong. She needs to take him as her manlet husband.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:01:53 2023 No.55922357 File: 181 KB, 900x1200, 1692042940143987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922329 +0.18%

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:02:03 2023 No.55922359 >>55922352 how much is your life savings

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:02:10 2023 No.55922360 >>55922352 strike and expiration?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:02:33 2023 No.55922364 >>55922349 GO BE A FAMILY MAN SOMEWHERE ELSE. THIS IS THE GAMBLER ZONE

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:02:46 2023 No.55922365 >>55922359 I have one (1) put contract for the meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:02:47 2023 No.55922366 >>55922329 Not bad considering I fucked up yesterday and left a ES short open overnight smfh

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:03:18 2023 No.55922369 File: 394 KB, 1471x1605, 1667874797222510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922364 This needs to be a /biz/ banner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:03:44 2023 No.55922371 File: 1.68 MB, 576x1024, 1692815852913224.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] +6%

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:04:00 2023 No.55922373 >>55922357 Needs a navel piercing

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:04:06 2023 No.55922374 File: 26 KB, 331x473, 1382118193528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922329 +1.12% and climbing AH

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:04:28 2023 No.55922380 File: 1.05 MB, 1662x2273, 1619199454538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922329 I DONT KNOW AAAHHHH!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:04:49 2023 No.55922382 >>55922352 you're going to be a rich man not even kidding

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:05:06 2023 No.55922383 File: 98 KB, 294x1024, navel slut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922373 Nah nips only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:05:09 2023 No.55922384 >>55922073 Im an expert?

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:05:10 2023 No.55922385
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Some people itt will lose everything and will actually consider really roping themselves this evening.

They already got their drink and blow ready to celebrate or off themselves

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:05:14 2023 No.55922388 BofA and Goldman are arguing over 0dte, lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:05:19 2023 No.55922389 >>55922371 if youre going to dress like a slut at least dont have a beer gut

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:05:19 2023 No.55922390 >>55922371 delicious tummy, patrician taste, friend

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:05:21 2023 No.55922391 kek putin just killed the wagner boss

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:05:27 2023 No.55922392 Watching lines is better than any Hollywood movie

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:05:41 2023 No.55922395 Fuck crude oil worthless junk

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:05:44 2023 No.55922396 when are the earrings dropping?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:06:24 2023 No.55922405 >>55922327 Expiring when? It makes a large difference

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:06:24 2023 No.55922404 >>55922329 Up by 1.3% today Still down 2.5% overall

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:06:30 2023 No.55922407 >>55922396 half past the monkeys ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:06:33 2023 No.55922410 >>55922396 NOW O W

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:06:35 2023 No.55922411 >>55922396 20mins

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:06:39 2023 No.55922412 >>55922390 trailer park taste more like. if the gut to bust ratio is one, she's trash

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:06:55 2023 No.55922416 File: 25 KB, 165x115, 602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922391

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:07:15 2023 No.55922418 File: 9 KB, 250x250, 1654267269057.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922391 >kek putin just killed the wagner boss

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:07:38 2023 No.55922424 this is it. this is the big one you guys. nvidia will miss and everything comes crashing down.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:07:50 2023 No.55922426 >>55922354 Weird face but at least this ones got a nice body

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:07:51 2023 No.55922427 >>55922391 >implying a jew will be allowed to be killed

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:07:55 2023 No.55922429 Up we go

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:08:02 2023 No.55922431 >>55922412 Thats fine, more potential chubby wifus for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:08:04 2023 No.55922432 i want to fuck Sonali Basak, she is constantly flirting at me through the TV

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:08:20 2023 No.55922434 Something calming about it being over What ever happens happens

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:08:32 2023 No.55922438 holy shit an nvda gpu just flew over my house

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:08:32 2023 No.55922439 >>55922405 I think he said he bought some expiring Sept this year. I can't remember though. All I remember is I called him a foolish retard for "wasting $5 on a lottery ticket"

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:08:34 2023 No.55922440 File: 89 KB, 1131x1008, 1673552726697684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922424 Wrong

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:08:51 2023 No.55922445 gonna gap up again bois

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:09:08 2023 No.55922446 EARNINGS THEME https://youtu.be/yyV_eb3p3Zw?feature=shared

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:09:09 2023 No.55922447 lol the stock streamers are the best nvidia pops on some meme fomo buy and he thinks it was the earnings which we KNOW doesnt come out until its time to smoke weed

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:09:23 2023 No.55922451 So this is how .com craze felt huh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:09:30 2023 No.55922452 You can't stop skynet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:09:50 2023 No.55922455 >BREAKING: NVDA report and guidance generated completely by AI.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:10:05 2023 No.55922462 >>55922438 /mead

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:10:09 2023 No.55922467 >>55922395 SHould have bought FUEL oil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:10:12 2023 No.55922468 >>55922451 It was worse

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:10:13 2023 No.55922469 >>55922451 this is how new year 2017-2018 felt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:10:15 2023 No.55922470 >>55922357 >>55922373 i wish i could imagine the smell

>>	FRESH Wed Aug 23 20:10:33 2023 No.55922474 File: 2.10 MB, 720x1272, dallasisforfags.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922454 >>55922454 >>55922454

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:10:47 2023 No.55922480 >>55922455 it hasn't even begun

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:10:51 2023 No.55922482 File: 337 KB, 870x1195, crashed with no survivors.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55922391 >that phrase I thought it wasnt really a rebellion.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:11:06 2023 No.55922487 >>55922446 ...Duke?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:11:50 2023 No.55922501 WTF, I was watching and it pumped, I assumed earnings had come out, then it dumped right back, and they hadn't come out. WTF was that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:12:52 2023 No.55922520 >>55922501 its retard baiting

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:14:07 2023 No.55922537

>>55922439
>wasting $5 on a lottery ticket
>$5
Even with the stock so close idk if it even retained enough of its value.

>>55922451
Doubtful. It looked very easy to get rich back then. Literally just bet up and next week you already made a 5x on your calls. Heck you could be terrified and only bet 1% of your networth every single week for a year and walk away rich. Although after enough success you'd probably throw in more than 1% on each bet. At least thats how the big chart makes it feel. I wish that happened now, Id be rich and never work again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:14:12 2023 No.55922538 >>55922487 wdym?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:16:14 2023 No.55922561 >options trades with more than 2 legs ishygddt

Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:16:54 2023 No.55922567

>>55921353
Fine... I'll copy...
>http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
Why yall watching bloomberg TV from this weird infested with ads website when Bloomberg stream it from their own website?
https://www.bloomberg.com/live/us

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:17:05 2023 No.55922569 >>55922538 Insane coincedence from your post. Dwai

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:18:46 2023 No.55922587 FILING FOR CHAPTER 11 NOOOO THE BOBOS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:18:56 2023 No.55922590 File: 251 KB, 2133x1200, cover2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55921353 So where is the crash? I was promised a crash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:21:40 2023 No.55922644 >>55922590 friday

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:22:14 2023 No.55922658 kek hit 500 and back below

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:26:13 2023 No.55922736 If NVDA price stays up by open, I'm buying a nice dinner tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 23 20:29:30 2023 No.55922799 >>55922644 Post the portfolio you intend to use in order to take advantage of this supposedly imminent "crash"

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