/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55912959]

The Futures is Female Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55913000]

>he baked
ngmi...

[Anonymous No.55913012]

>>55912959
niggers tongue my jackson hole

[Anonymous No.55913020]

>>55913000
As long as my homies do, that's what matters

[Anonymous No.55913050]

Jerome! Save the banks!

[Anonymous No.55913053]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.55913057]

I present to you...the eternal crab.

[Anonymous No.55913077]

>>55913057
not so fast CHUD. Looks like a head and shoulders about to form. Then down into the abyss

[Anonymous No.55913089]

>>55913057
I would be thrilled if it slid down to 12k like that

[Anonymous No.55913097]

>suddenly early accrued interest payment from HOOD

[Anonymous No.55913103]

>>55913053
Christ, she hit the wall hard.
Fucking hell. Does anyone ever post her not ironically?

[Anonymous No.55913109]

>public companies are ones where insiders are either trying to cash out or raise capital for new business ventures
>this implies that private equity is more robust
>like 90% of the largest private companies in the US by revenue are all food and drink related, such as Mars
>everybody needs food and consumables
Even beyond consumer defensive, it seems like paying attention to interest rates, fuel prices, agri inputs and outputs, and logistics (rail, trucks, which also require fuel) seem to be the best way to gauge the US economy
Shit I just invented the DJIA

[Anonymous No.55913114]

Reply to this post to give NVDA your power for tomorrow's anus ripping earnings report

[Anonymous No.55913123]

>>55913114
It shall be done

[Anonymous No.55913146]

>>55913103
All my posts in /smg/ are serious, financial advice, and legally binding.

[Anonymous No.55913195]

>>55913146
Any pic of Tay Tay is just automatically financial advice without even having to intend it.

[Anonymous No.55913225]

What should I buy puts on tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55913229]

>>55913097
Tragic. HOOD might actually be investable if they just kept that 5% yield to themselves instead of passing it along to the degens on that platform that really just want to gamble.

[Anonymous No.55913242]

>>55913229
>Tragic. HOOD might actually be investable if they just kept that 5% yield to themselves
Degenerate gamblers are going to put money on it and then spend it on useless shit and lose money. HOOD comes out ahead

[Anonymous No.55913264]

WEBULL IS GARBAGE
>pic related
I tried like multiple times to place my order it would just sit there in "working" status like some retard at a green stoplight
>it was midday, there should have been no congestion to cause these limbo order placements
>b-b-but you canceled
yeah because the shit would not go thru

I don't how much money I missed out on.
But I feel it was at least a x5 event

[Anonymous No.55913271]

>>55912959
It's funny because it's not a joke. If you need brain surgery and your surgeon is a woman, your chances of survival just dropped near zero.

[Anonymous No.55913281]

>>55913264
its literally chinese bro
are you stupid?
stop using chink nigger apps wetard

[Sean No.55913285]

Interesting times

[Anonymous No.55913287]

>>55913229
>if they took away one of the things that makes them so great then everyone would just stay there and they would be more invoostable
They are profitable now, and make improvements on the reg. They have some kick ass things in the pipeline too. Enjoy your left behind nigger brokerage.

[Anonymous No.55913293]

>>55913281
Okay
Who would you suggest

[Anonymous No.55913304]

>>55913281
also
I just got into this shit like 2 months ago
So cut me some slack

[Anonymous No.55913305]

Another day. Did nothing at work. Went to Hardee's for lunch. Read a book during the afternoon. Uh my stress level stays low all the time. I go home relaxed every day.

[Anonymous No.55913307]

CSCO closed green again.

[Anonymous No.55913312]

>>55913103
>>55913146
It's my fiduciary duty to Taypost

[Anonymous No.55913314]

>>55913293
HOOD is the best by far. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55913323]

>>55913114
SEIG HEIL

[Anonymous No.55913328]

>>55913312
The shareholders (more like dickholders) demand it.

[Anonymous No.55913334]

lol they are going to crash the economy with new covid lockdowns, get ready bobos our time is nearly here.

[Anonymous No.55913335]

>>55913114
Singles and NVDA misses and falls 20%.

[Anonymous No.55913355]

>>55913334
Good.

[Anonymous No.55913367]

>>55912959
Reaching levels of Over never thought possible

[Anonymous No.55913374]

>>55913334
Good, I want another shot at 2020-style cheapies

[Anonymous No.55913388]

>>55913334
I looked into that insane bullshit and the whole thing about "reducing carbon emissions by reducing the number of days that red meat is served in city buildings" just makes zero fucking sense. Okay so... you're just not offering it for lunch on Mondays? But the farmers in the Midwest are still raising beef cattle? And now they have surplus so other people just get cheaper meat? It's so fucking hollow and performative

[Anonymous No.55913397]

>>55913287
>They have some kick ass things in the pipeline too.
>and make improvements on the reg
Yeah sure, allowing retail to make trades outside market hours and get fucked even harder by massive bid/ask spreads was a great innovation.
Have they loosened their 50k daily withdrawal limit yet? Do they even allow wire transfers yet?

In the end, the 5% cash management interest is a handout to the 60% of RH users that were too stupid to hop to a better brokerage after their first year. Those bros are never leaving, so why subsidize them like that?
The likely answer is that RH management somehow still thinks of themselves as a growth stock, despite pretty clear evidence that their growth story is broken. It's time to switch to profit maximizing, otherwise the stock is just dead money forever.

[Anonymous No.55913400]

>>55913293
>>55913304
tda or tasty

[Anonymous No.55913414]

>>55913334
im going to go to all of those cities and eat meat off the bone while drinking milk as i walk down the street

[Anonymous No.55913417]

>>55913388
you're missing the whole picture
>artificial demand destruction
>farmers make less
>jack up their cost of operation via "green regulations"
>shut down
>grazing land gets bought up to literally sit there and do nothing just so people can't have meat

[Anonymous No.55913418]

>>55913334
Just let me know when the Fed boys sell this time.

[Anonymous No.55913423]

>>55913312
fiducially speaking, what do you think its like to cum in taylor swifts ass?

[Anonymous No.55913425]

>>55913414
you don't have any rights in blue cities, they will just lock you up and make up some shit.

[Anonymous No.55913429]

>>55913423
Magical

[Anonymous No.55913434]

>>55913425
>muh heckin red team blue team
actual npc

[Anonymous No.55913435]

>>55913425
ill just hop into a private car and speed away

[Anonymous No.55913441]

https://www.ineteconomics.org/perspectives/blog/the-scourge-of-corporate-financialization-income-inequity-employment-instability-productive-fragility
tldr stock buybacks hurt company productivity and innovation and are net detrimental to long term success of individual companies and sector production in general

[Anonymous No.55913442]

>>55913334
Here's the 14 cities to never move to or invest in:
Austin, Boston, Chicago, Houston, Los Angeles, Miami, New Orleans, New York City, Philadelphia, Phoenix, Portland, San Francisco, Washington, D.C., and Seattle.

[Anonymous No.55913448]

wheres the nvidia retard bull btw i wanna ask him how he felt about today

[Anonymous No.55913453]

Premarket makes me think a dump before getting rescued by PMI.

oh right we’re all talking about a gpu company post-mining era, nvm

[Anonymous No.55913462]

>>55913425
>you don't have any rights in cities
Fixed it

[Anonymous No.55913468]

>>55913453
were in a market that is net sold currently and once were done with the nvidia bullshit we will finish the week with another big red candle

[Anonymous No.55913476]

WHY ISN'T OIL GOING UP

[Anonymous No.55913481]

>>55913476
because you touch yourself at night, nigger (gta 5 reference)

[Anonymous No.55913486]

Dead market. Thanks for listening.

[Anonymous No.55913520]

>>55913417
The farmers aren't actually going to make less just because city buildings in New York City go meatless once a week. It's negligible and Eric Adams knows that, he's just a performative asshole. Most people see this for what it is, and in the end I think a few cities won't get to direct how the food supply chain operates.

>>55913423
I dunno, how does it feel to be the 50th person to do it?

>>55913448
You aren't trying to suggest that today was anything other than people selling puts the day before earnings, right? Lol

[Anonymous No.55913524]

>>55913476
Probably China. Even if it's just a FUD it's still enough to make oil valuation uncertain.

[Anonymous No.55913531]

>>55913114
Lets give our nigga NVDA some energy

[Anonymous No.55913537]

>>55913334
>unsourced clickbait bullshit

>>55913355
>>55913374
>>55913388
>>55913414
>>55913418
>>55913442
>believes everything on the intternet

[Anonymous No.55913538]

whats this weird lookin ass niggers problem

[Anonymous No.55913545]

>>55913441
stock buyback programs are effecient because they allow corps to reduce taxes unless you're in a commie windfall tax state.

[Anonymous No.55913553]

>>55913537
It's literally illegal to lie on the internet.

[Anonymous No.55913559]

>>55913520
you do realize selling puts pushes a stock up

[Anonymous No.55913561]

>>55913448
NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.55913567]

>>55913538
some men just want to make a 20 minute youtube video about the world burning

[Anonymous No.55913571]

>>55913538
At least he isn't making stupid new faces for every new video

[Anonymous No.55913581]

>>55913559
Oh christ

[Anonymous No.55913582]

>>55913581
yeah you kinda fucked up there, hate to see it

[Anonymous No.55913592]

>>55913538
most black-pilled bear I have ever seen I had to block his videos. I like J Bravo, Morris Invest, and that pajeet from Minority Mindest, even though they are all shilling their product they have good analysis when they aren't shilling.

[Anonymous No.55913602]

>>55913103
For anons, 2014 was just yesterday.

[Anonymous No.55913628]

>>55913538
ITS FUCKING OVER

[Anonymous No.55913630]

>>55913628
Kek

[Anonymous No.55913634]

>>55913628
asshole made me chuckle

[Anonymous No.55913665]

>>55913538
>WARNING!!! YOU MUST READ THIS!!! Klaxon, the internet Chicken Little, raises the alarm for each and every paranoid conspiracy theory, Federal Big-Brother scheme, internet hoax, and latest computer virus. No black helicopter alert is so ludicrous, no urban legend so implausible, that he will not pass it along as accepted fact (in ALL CAPS with multiple exclamation marks). Congratulations, you are recipient 16,747 of today's Urban Myth. CAUTION: Evil Clown or even Klaxon himself may sometimes spread false alarms just to stir up trouble.
lol this website is like 30 years old, the internet hasn't really changed.
https://www.flamewarriorsguide.com/warriorshtm/klaxon.htm

[Anonymous No.55913690]

She's so fine, there's no tellin where my money went

[Anonymous No.55913711]

holy SHIT look at the honker on this fuck

[Anonymous No.55913715]

I went to sleep this morning and my account was green. Just woke up and now it's red. What happened?

[Anonymous No.55913722]

>>55913715

[Anonymous No.55913749]

holy shit what a fucking thunderstorm that just hit, someones gonna die

[Anonymous No.55913810]

>>55913545
Read the article before commenting

[Anonymous No.55913811]

Louis Rossman is currently fixing a cock ring on livestream.

[Anonymous No.55913854]

>>55913810
no

[Anonymous No.55913856]

>>55913334
Banning cars is based

[Anonymous No.55913862]

>>55913397
Weird how I've both bought and sold at good bids/asks, and sometimes even a not so good one is worth it for the price action at the time.

[Anonymous No.55913873]

>>55913856
>he wants to live in a 15 minute prison
what a fag

[Anonymous No.55913892]

https://youtu.be/CG0pot1i2Zo

[Anonymous No.55913908]

Unless Jerome does the right thing this week and declares he will start buying treasuries to lower rates, we will be going into a year of lockdowns and stimmies. Higher for longer is not feasible in the modern world. We'll have to find new ways to keep inflation in control, like making all office jobs remote, and remote schools for children. Commercial property investors will be blamed for Covid 2 and executed by the military, their buildings turned into housing for the young.

[Anonymous No.55913920]

Your money is safe in the bank

[Anonymous No.55913935]

>>55913920
up to 250k generally yes

[Anonymous No.55913956]

>>55913908
Why is there a narrative about Covid part 2?

[Anonymous No.55913957]

Should I buy NVDA or DISH?

[Anonymous No.55913963]

>>55913711
Cant stand that smarmy loser. Always has to bring up Trump or Desantis when no one else mentions it. Hes got to be jewish. Never has any good adivce either. CNBC are all retards at this point.

I mean they even bring on the chief economist from SVB blowup now that shes changed companies.

[Anonymous No.55913974]

>>55913956
Alex jones said a TSA leaker told him about lockdowns by october and 2 days later biden told everyone to get a booster and a new variant is in the news. Cases increasing, colleges mandating masks and social distancing.

[Anonymous No.55913986]

>>55913956

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55913989]

Economically speaking, what is the best dildo and lubricant combo? I'm on a budget of only $50 because I lost all my money shorting and buying puts on tech stocks, thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.55913993]

>>55913559
Wrong.
Typically when a contract is written, especially by an MM, the % delta and usually some fraction of the other greeks are first sold short to cover the risk of creating the put contract that is then given to you. It's not 1:1 but it's still selling action to create the Puts hahaha
The exception is 2 anons meeting each other on the ask/bid, then the contracts just move hands. And when the contracts expire/ get sold back to the MM they absorb them and dissolve / buy back the short hedge that was created.

This is why buying volume of wayyyyy OTM calls back during the GME short squeeze drove the price to over 100x.

[Anonymous No.55913997]

I bought puts on F. EVs are fucking stupid lol, lmao.

[Anonymous No.55914003]

>>55913997
I thought about that last week but the delta was too high to make x's

[Anonymous No.55914012]

>>55913997
GL though, I agree with you fren

[Anonymous No.55914034]

Look at that NVDA volume buddy. Sell now or be stuck in student debt hell forever

[Anonymous No.55914035]

>>55914012
thanks bobro

[Anonymous No.55914048]

why does anyone even care about nvidia or jackson hole anymore? these things are out the picture. earnings have been shit declining or flat revenues and increased costs lower profits and lower outlook we're obviously recessin and the market is overvalued and you can get risk free 6% in short term t bills

[Anonymous No.55914055]

I'm not going to reveal my positions but I'm short almost 20 individual stocks and would have more puts in even more stocks if I was a whale

[Anonymous No.55914062]

>>55914048
It's the whole picture, just repeat what you said back to yourself. We already know.

[Anonymous No.55914071]

>>55913993
right, but if you are selling options in something liquid like nvidia, the mm is buying them 99% of the time
and the mm has to hedge those options
and how pray tell do the mms hedge a put they just bought from you?

[Bobo No.55914073]

More boboposting lfg

[Anonymous No.55914077]

>>55914062
what im sayin is nvidia and the fed are not the reasons you should be buying or selling anymore. not like they have been the past 2 years

[Anonymous No.55914088]

>futures

[Bobo No.55914091]

>>55914071
I read it differently, that MMs were writing puts all day to retail. Who would be retarded enough to write puts during a bear market+recession, even if you thought it was the local low?

[Bobo No.55914105]

>>55914077
NVDA being overshilled to retail is definitely a sell signal when it's $1TT of the stock market cap

[Bobo No.55914111]

>>55914088
based 88

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.55914112]

>>55913442
How could you possibly forget Baltimore the biggest shithole there is.

[Anonymous No.55914118]

>>55914073
>More boboposting lfg
>LFG
I'm a lvl 60 bobo, options trader. Commodities specced.
Wanna make a group?

[Anonymous No.55914121]

>>55914105
don't underestimate the retard strength behind it. fundamentals don't matter in this market.

[Anonymous No.55914124]

>>55913908
BASED I welcome the Judge Dredd future.

[Anonymous No.55914127]

>>55914091
now this is correct, if there was a big rush to buy puts, then obviously that does the opposite of what flooding the market to buy calls does, hence line go down
but the reason the line go down is because mm sells stock to hedge those puts

[Anonymous No.55914130]

>>55913873
t. 200kg

[Anonymous No.55914134]

lol you will comply you fucking cattle.
>>55913989
Rocco Steele w/Xesso lube, enjoy

[Anonymous No.55914138]

>>55912959
Plants are amazingly complex entities. Many different parts working.

[Anonymous No.55914141]

>>55914048
QRD on Jackson Hole? I keep seeing it posted but no context.

[Anonymous No.55914142]

Every faggot on twitter thinks it's going to zero.

This is the bottom. Micheal Burry is going to kill himself.

[Anonymous No.55914148]

>>55914141
It's a city in Wyoming

[Anonymous No.55914149]

>>55914148
I know that, I live in Wyoming.

[Bobo No.55914154]

>>55914118
We could could -put- something together...
But they will be -short- lived gains.
>massive gains

[Anonymous No.55914156]

>>55914149
>He doesn't know

[Anonymous No.55914160]

>>55914149
Then you should have caught my mistake: technically Jackson is the city (technically too small, it's a town) in the Jackson Hole Valley.
Also how do you live there, I want to move to Wyoming?

[Anonymous No.55914166]

>>55914160
you don't want to move to Wyoming.

[Anonymous No.55914168]

>>55914149
no shit brother, me too. i am in casper.
>>55914160
fuck off we're full

[Anonymous No.55914172]

>>55914168
>i am in casper.
I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.55914181]

>>55914168
did you get a piece of that nasty thunderstorm that just rolled through?

[Anonymous No.55914197]

>>55914166
Why not? It seems peaceful
>>55914168
You can't stop me. And that's pretty close to where Starship Troopers (1997) was filmed.

Anyway, to answer anon's original question, the Federal Reserve's annual Jackson Hole Economic Symposium is held in... get this... Jackson Hole. All of the important people at the Fed go, talk about economics a bit, and then hold a press conference at the end and announce stuff.

[Anonymous No.55914202]

>>55914197
>Anyway, to answer anon's original question, the Federal Reserve's annual Jackson Hole Economic Symposium is held in... get this... Jackson Hole. All of the important people at the Fed go, talk about economics a bit, and then hold a press conference at the end and announce stuff.
oh, I listened to it earlier didn't know it was in Jackson Hole

[Anonymous No.55914218]

>>55914202
It's on Friday nigga

[Anonymous No.55914224]

>>55914218
listened to some fag earlier talking about getting kids jobs and how much wages have increased or some shit before I got bored and turned it off.

[Anonymous No.55914225]

>>55914168
>Casper
That's boglim country

[Anonymous No.55914229]

>>55914172
it's technically a little outside casper. it's comfy especially since my family has been here since the late 19th century. i will never leave lmao.

[Anonymous No.55914238]

>>55914229
yeah same with my family, I just fucking hate going to Casper.

[Anonymous No.55914290]

Anyone else longing TLT, right now?
I was correct about my MOS/NTR call, and made good profit off of them.
Where are my fellow bond lords at?!

[Anonymous No.55914307]

Reminder

[Anonymous No.55914312]

>>55914225
twu

[Anonymous No.55914324]

>>55914307
That's messed up. You're tacitly saying that my posting is awful and shouldn't be happening.
Thanks, but no thanks on your webm, friend.

[Anonymous No.55914335]

Just got some Krispy Krunchy Chicken from the gas station, I wish I could invest in this company.

[Anonymous No.55914343]

So, if there is even a chance of lockdowns happening again there is no reason to not buy PYPL right?

[Anonymous No.55914353]

>>55914343
this lockdown shit is a psyop
no one is going to go through it again
most of the world has had covid
were over it

[Anonymous No.55914381]

>>55913388
just look what happens in europe, especially the netherlands, they're going after the farmers with stupid, nitrogen levels or made-up shit like that and strangling them financially and forcing them to quit.
After that they literally turn the farmlands into cheap housing for immigrants, thi sisn't even a joke

[Anonymous No.55914384]

Kek dead daddies
Kek dead doggies

[Anonymous No.55914387]

>>55914343
I canceled my ~23 year old PYPL account the other day so they are tanking to hell soon.

[Anonymous No.55914398]

>>55914312
tmdwu

[Anonymous No.55914400]

>>55914384
Will this make my SPY calls print tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55914446]

I’m gonna fucking neck if I have to hear about one more break

[Anonymous No.55914456]

Is there any way to know the Blackrock exposure to Chinese property and development firms?

[Anonymous No.55914458]

Kek.
Redder every day baggots
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
Red.
That is all you will ever see from here on out baggies.

[Anonymous No.55914463]

>only 5 purples
im never rolling in a non-fes limited banner ever again

[Anonymous No.55914471]

we are going to sQuez

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55914474]

>bond market computer
>regional banking computer
>CPI nowcast computer

[Anonymous No.55914475]

There will not be any lockdowns again. Nor will any WFH or govt money be handed out like crack again either. However the sheep will get the covid shot like mad due to the fear. Which really its gonna be just like the flu; each year some new strain comes out. Get the shot or don't, either way every year.

[Anonymous No.55914479]

>>55914463
just letting you know deleting this is futile nerd

[Anonymous No.55914481]

>>55914456
those frogs look dry

[Anonymous No.55914496]

>>55913335
dubs = nvda +10%

[Anonymous No.55914504]

>futures trying to be optimistic
I don't buy it and I won't
>>55914456
>suction cup shower soap holder
I use those for my geckos as well. They use them as a hang out and sleeping perch frequently.

[Anonymous No.55914509]

>>55914481
Its sad truly, don't forget to water your frogs

[Anonymous No.55914574]

I really really like how so many toad species have huge frowns all of the time. Nature's little grumpies

[Anonymous No.55914581]

Hearing on the mainstream news for the first time that China’s economy is spiralling
Is this good for gme? I feel that’s good for gme

[Anonymous No.55914586]

What? How the fuck did I stumble into the gme thread

[Anonymous No.55914591]

>>55914456
just do it like me
buy BLK AND a lot of chinese stocks.
That way you won't care about Blackrock's exposure lmao.

[Anonymous No.55914595]

>loses money forever

How do I short planet Earth?

[Anonymous No.55914645]

TSLY bros u slurpin

[Anonymous No.55914651]

>MUH HECKIN NVDA ITM LEAP PUTS

[Anonymous No.55914656]

>could've made life changing money if i had yolo everything into the weight loss drug companies
i always know about things months in advance but never have the courage to yolo into any of them

[Anonymous No.55914663]

>>55914595
long every megacap

[Anonymous No.55914665]

>>55914574

[Anonymous No.55914679]

>>55914324
any moar dat ass?

[Anonymous No.55914681]

>>55913114
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55914683]

>>55914645
No it's just you and your 4 figure account. And you can literally just run your own long synthetic futures + covered calls to make your own leveraged divvies. Also volatility (which TSLA is full of, look at the average IV/HV) will wreck the strategy long term as it can't recover fully due to the CC's.

[Anonymous No.55914694]

> plus or minus 11% move priced in NVDA options

[Anonymous No.55914698]

>>55914694
Okay? If you think that's too high, sell a strangle. If you think it's too low, buy a strangle. But in any case pull yourself up by your bootstraps boy and stop complaining.

[Anonymous No.55914701]

>>55914679
How can you be attracted to a swine like that

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55914703]

Look at the heckin bond yields! Look at the heckin interest rates! This market is so fake!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55914708]

>>55914698
>sell a strangle
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.55914732]

>>55914708
Why not? If you think the 11% expected move is too high then it's free money! Surely the move can't go past the premium you took in, that would make option buyers profitable which CANNOT happen.

[Anonymous No.55914735]

>>55914694
Yeah I just checked the ATM straddle and you're right. The IV went from 40 to 70 just in the past 30 days or so. Ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.55914736]

>>55914703
Long end yields are falling. We are saved

[Anonymous No.55914741]

>>55914701
Long lean hogs

[Anonymous No.55914745]

>>55914732
>Surely the move can't go past the premium you took in
Famous last words
t. Heemed call credit spreader on 2Q NVDA earnings

[Anonymous No.55914752]

>>55914732
bro, #1 rule to not losing money
iiiiiiAVOID BINARY EVENTS!!!!

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55914763]

>>55913989
>>55914703
Lol, somebody's mad the macro outlook is moving against them.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55914770]

>>55914763
Stop impersonating me, schizo.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55914784]

>>55914770
Sorry, I don't listen to homosexuals.

[Anonymous No.55914800]

>>55914745
>>55914752
Nah, I think I know what I'm doing libtards. Just pulled up the 30 delta strangle on TDA, I'm taking in almost 2400 in credit with breakevens at 406 and 521. There's NO WAY it's going that high or low, thus I'm guaranteed profit. Checkmate, libtards.

[Anonymous No.55914811]

>>55914800
enjoy risking a lot to make nothing when nvda slams into one or maybe both ends of the expected move

[putsRnotDaWae No.55914843]

>>55914800
It's definitely going to pump like 20%, but the IV is so extremely high now that there are better trades. TSLA IV is actually quite low compared to usual, TSLA calls will likely give you more gains than NVDA as all the big tech stocks have a fairly decent correlation.

[Anonymous No.55914852]

>>55914800
GL bro you better post your realized gain/loss

[Anonymous No.55914884]

>>55914800
I guess that would mean crab wins = you win. But only if you don't get liquidated before expiry

[Anonymous No.55914897]

>>55914843
>it's definitely going to pump like 20%
Heh

[Anonymous No.55914904]

>>55914884
Usually, its only deep ITM calls that hit a divvy near exp that get assigned early

[Anonymous No.55914919]

BOIL Kang here. I didn't rope and it turns out it's actually possible to escape from here. I told you niggers to go to the gym but you didn't listen. You never listen. I've gotten being a whore down to a science now and have fully embraced clown world. Barely touched my poorfolio since March but figured I would come back and let you guys know I am still alive and see what the sentiment is for Jacksons Hole 2.0

Go to the fucking gym. I'm pretty sure I could be homeless now and always have a bed to sleep in with some free poon in it. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.55914922]

>>55914897
Its financials will still look terrible for its valuation but it wont do anything because too much money trapped in its option chain.

[Anonymous No.55914938]

what if i will own nothing and actually be happy?

[Anonymous No.55914981]

>>55914922
Cope and seeth NIGGER.
You thought you did the math right.
>but you didn't account for DOOMP

[Anonymous No.55914985]

How come every time I see this pattern and think it’s a double top it turns into a double bottom?

[Anonymous No.55914990]

I have a problem

[Anonymous No.55915032]

Yummy tsly divies

[Anonymous No.55915040]

>>55914800
Good thing they went with the non fat frap chips. Be careful about any kind of "there's no way it can possibly" in regards to your trades.

[Anonymous No.55915041]

>>55914990
okay

[Anonymous No.55915048]

NVDA bros. Are we so back or is it unironically and utterly over?

[Anonymous No.55915077]

>>55914985
Never trade solely on double/triple top/bottom, for one. Also that pattern isn't reliable at all, in general, and completely useless on 1 hour or shorter candles.

[Anonymous No.55915079]

>>55914919
BLESS (YOU) for turning me on to BOIL and including the advice to keep free capital for averaging down. I am doing breddy danged gud with it and am grateful for life. I try to tell Anons about it still, but they never listen, they hate making money, and they always call me a nigger. Actually 2 Anons did make money off of it this last mini cycle thanks to my posts about it, and all of that is thanks to your posts about it. BLESS (YOU). Nigger.

[Anonymous No.55915085]

>>55915048
futes are acting schizo so prepare for schizo market in the morning

[Anonymous No.55915110]

>>55915079
Ah shit now you're Willieposting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYm4gmMelNY

[Anonymous No.55915127]

>>55915079
Good shit dude.

The last thing I shilled before I left this shit hole was Tyson's chicken (TSN) and the same transsexuals that said natural gas was going to zero said chicken was going to zero. Easiest fucking gains ever.

Probably the same niggers that made fun of me for using emojis. Bitches love emojis.

[Anonymous No.55915133]

>>55915110
I have been saving that Willie for weeks for a special use that I would know when I saw, and that was about as special as it gets around here. That nigger up there unironically changed my life for the better to a substantial degree.

[Anonymous No.55915136]

>>55914168
>i am in casper.
Tell us real quick why you're letting Jackson Hole pass its own gun control laws in defiance of your own fucking state constitution. You cowboy hat wearing mortherfuckers are worse than Texans, if that's possible.

[Anonymous No.55915144]

>>55914990
same here

[Anonymous No.55915150]

>>55915127
Yeah, I've been a TSN fan for a while, my son has 55 shares. Man it has come back breddy strong from that hit it took, and this last earnings was bad and it just brushed that shit right off more or less. It is a great long term hold with a mighty fine dividend. I don't fuck with shit but BOIL/KOLD/UNG myself though, other than in tiny amounts for fun in between natgas microcycles.

[Anonymous No.55915169]

>>55915127
>Bitches love emojis
Bitches use emojis. Fify

[Anonymous No.55915174]

I'm just going to keep buying AGNC to make money from high mortgage rates
suck my yield

[Anonymous No.55915215]

bros how do i get hot russian sith gf

[Anonymous No.55915260]

>>55915110
Man, that's a jam, too. Great era.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHob34QxEXQ

[Anonymous No.55915264]

>>55915174
Chasing dividends is a fool's dream IMHO, unless you're an old lady with lots of cash who wants to supplement her SS. But you do you.

>>55915215
Is that out already? Give me a good download site and maybe I'll tell you.

[Anonymous No.55915291]

>>55915260
Made a lot of money sellin sheets on the family plan.

[Anonymous No.55915294]

>>55915264
suck my yield and you can masturbate in the corner with your nvda

[Anonymous No.55915300]

>>55915294
Frig Nvidia. I like Broadcom.

[Anonymous No.55915310]

>>55915300
hopefully you bought 6 months ago

[Anonymous No.55915312]

>>55915264
>>189053904
it's out and it sucks but the women are hot and lots of ass shots thanks to based furfag filoni

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55915331]

>the fate of the entire stock market, nay the entire financial system, depends on the quarterly earnings call of one (1) company

[Anonymous No.55915351]

>>55915331
And that company unironically doesn't produce their designs.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55915353]

>>55915331
>And here's why that's a good thing!
When NVDA moons it will carry all the other big tech stocks to the moon with it.

[Bobo 423 No.55915370]

>>55915331
Kino. It's too absurd the market is like this

[Anonymous No.55915393]

>>55915331
Whatcha cooking there chef bobo?

[Anonymous No.55915414]

I'm only cash. Fucking bring it gorilla niggers.

[Anonymous No.55915418]

>>55915169
I would be John Redcorn in this scenario. Great show though. Beavis and Butthead also is one of the few shows that even if you go back and watch the oldest episodes they are still hilarious and didn't age at all.

>>55915215
Go to the gym

[Anonymous No.55915482]

>>55915331
>>55915353
Right? By all means, NVDA should crash. Hard.
But the retard rally will continue

[Anonymous No.55915483]

>>55915414
>*sudden 20% pump in all indices*
Heh, do NOT underestimate Jacksons Hole, kid! ^_~

[Anonymous No.55915494]

>>55914919
>BOIL Kang here
How's it going with those SQQQ bags?
lmao

[Anonymous No.55915524]

>>55915494
I was beclowned and definitely sold them for like -11%. I think I lost like $1200.

Look at this chicks stupid fucking finger tattoos n shit. Still would

[Anonymous No.55915533]

>>55915524

[Anonymous No.55915550]

Call it, red or green tomorrow.

[NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER No.55915557]

Now that I have your attention, what do you think will happen to NVDA tomorrow?
https://strawpoll.com/mpnboPNwPg5
>https://strawpoll.com/mpnboPNwPg5
https://strawpoll.com/mpnboPNwPg5
>https://strawpoll.com/mpnboPNwPg5
https://strawpoll.com/mpnboPNwPg5
>https://strawpoll.com/mpnboPNwPg5
https://strawpoll.com/mpnboPNwPg5
>https://strawpoll.com/mpnboPNwPg5
https://strawpoll.com/mpnboPNwPg5
>https://strawpoll.com/mpnboPNwPg5

[Anonymous No.55915561]

>>55915550
Futures are bullish

Dafuq is this chick referring to herself as "we"

[Anonymous No.55915566]

>>55915533
literally no soul in this one but I bet her asshole smells good

[Anonymous No.55915567]

>>55915561
how does a convo expire?

[Anonymous No.55915572]

>>55915524
Oh that's not bad at all. I had assumed that position was what killed you. In the end you weren't even wrong, just early..

>>55915533
Absolutely disgusting. She'd have to wear gloves.

[Anonymous No.55915576]

>>55915524
You should check the 3 month chart on BOIL and start buying about now (assuming it's not back up in the morning). I just started a new seed after selling the last good rip, been waiting for Mr. Market to bring me some buyable shit since then.

[Anonymous No.55915583]

>>55915567
I didn't reply to her lmao. Get wrekt

Bumble is objectively the best because everything is time gated. Gotta go fast.

[Anonymous No.55915588]

Shit is going to fucking rip tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55915598]

>>55913335
Checked.

[Anonymous No.55915601]

>>55915583
Do many of them have STD's? Is it really as simple as working out? I'm assuming you trained in talking with these girls, right?
>>55915588
Checked

[Anonymous No.55915611]

>>55915576
I think the magical $2 natty gas number is the number to watch

>>55915566
Hot girls don't poop. Look I'll help you guys out literally use that as an opener

>Hey I heard that hot girls don't poop is that true?

>>55915572
Yeah man I always preached not going balls deep in anything and always keeping cash for opportunities

It's kinda funny my LABD was actually a pretty decent gain during the same time period even though tech trannies heemed me

[Anonymous No.55915614]

>>55913397
BTW, bought some UNG just a little while ago and it filled at the market price. Overnight trading is all limit orders and you can see the bid/ask to decide what to set it at, but I often get market on UNG, both buying/selling. Also I was very glad to shed some SQQQ last night before this morning. Your negativity is keeping you from some really good shit.

[Anonymous No.55915619]

>>55915550
For what?

[Anonymous No.55915628]

>>55915561
>(((futures))) are bullish
Yeah it’s a fucking retail trap lmfao. Enjoy being exit liquidity.

[Anonymous No.55915633]

>>55915611
The bus is likely to leave you behind if you wait on $2. It's projected to average above 3 for all of next year in fact. $2.40 is bargain basement as it stands, but anywhere around the $2.50s will set you up for another rip. I just "DCA" down from wherever I start my seed and never let myself get caught without plenty of free capital for suprises.

[Anonymous No.55915635]

>>55915601
I've never had an STD. I am pretty sure it's government propaganda just like COVID was.

Yes it's a skill you can practice like anything else. The less you care the easier it is.. lots of religions and philosophies talk about this. The Matthew effect is real

[Anonymous No.55915675]

>>55915614
I'm trading Australia at night, and sometimes Japan. That's where the good shit is.
If I wanted to trade commodities, I'd just buy futures.

[Anonymous No.55915677]

>GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN futures
We pump to friday.

>>55913425
Cities are going to collapse before they can implement any of this shit, 50% of millennial women will kill themselves when they realize no one is going to marry them now that they're 40 and unfuckable. All of the low IQ people who don't understand the wall only applies to women and pods are terrible places to live will starve to death. The world will become a better place.

[Anonymous No.55915686]

>The Offshore Alliance, which represents two Australian labor unions, has taken steps toward strike action at Chevron (CVX)’s Gorgon and Wheatstone LNG sites, Brad Gandy, a spokesperson for the alliance, said in a statement. The unions’ demands include better job security and training, and higher pay.
>In addition, the unions’ members on offshore gas platforms in the North West Shelf region, owned by Woodside Energy Group, have voted overwhelmingly in favor of strikes, the Offshore Alliance said on Facebook.
>If the strikes go ahead, as much as 10% of global LNG production could be shut down, according to Tom Marzec-Manser, head of gas analytics at ICIS.
BOIL chads we ready?

[Anonymous No.55915691]

>tfw can't do shit until nvidia earnings are out because it's a literal cointoss between retardpump and retardump

[Anonymous No.55915699]

>>55915633
Based. I'm gonna wait until Monday to do anything and see which color suitcase Jerome Powell takes to the press conference Friday.

[Anonymous No.55915703]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.55915706]

Are there people looking at NVDA and thinking this piece of shit is not overvalued as fuck?

[Anonymous No.55915708]

>>55915706
When will it drop?

[Anonymous No.55915710]

>>55915703
Bump limit nigger, not now.

[Anonymous No.55915714]

>>55915633
>>55915699
explain how gas (or oil, or any energy-related commodities overall) is supposed to pump when China is shitting their pants non-stop and it looks like it's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better?

[Anonymous No.55915716]

>>55915699
>suitcase
checked
I thought we were going off of his watch, and which type of rolex it is?
>>55915706
>overvalued as fuck
You'd have to be retarded to think NVDA is worth its current value.
>>55915708
Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55915717]

>>55915708
Whenever people decide to stop being retarded.

[Anonymous No.55915720]

>>55915714
China is demand. If you want to guess the price you have to look at supply too

[Anonymous No.55915728]

>>55915706
Look at Tesla

[Anonymous No.55915730]

>White House updates covid lockdown and mandate pages

Bros, is it unironically over? We really gonna crash and burn the economy with no survivors over a fucking cold?

[Anonymous No.55915738]

>>55915730
linkie?

[Anonymous No.55915740]

>>55915706
of course. most nvidia bulls even believe this, but you have to not think like that. betting against nvidia right now is like jumping in front of a moving freight train.

[Anonymous No.55915741]

>>55915714
>>55915720

>Looking at things

Bro just buy it when it's cheap and sell it when it's less cheap

[Anonymous No.55915746]

>>55915720
i do know the saudis and some other big guys are cutting supply a lot, but i'm a little doubtful of whether this is gonna be enough to pump the price in the short-mid term before a recession hits

[Anonymous No.55915747]

>>55915728
To be fair, I do see a fair number of Teslas on the road these days. I don't think Nvidia's consumer GPU sales and AI sales are going to last long. They also tried hard to win the crypto mining crowd before that ended up being worthless.

[Anonymous No.55915754]

>>55915730

[Anonymous No.55915758]

>>55915740
Yeah, but when that shit drops, it will drop hard and fast.

[Anonymous No.55915788]

>>55915691
The silliest outcome is 0% movement and bulls and bears get heemed

[Anonymous No.55915789]

>>55915675
Ah yeah, that makes good sense for some, but HOOD probably makes the most sense for most and is far from deserving of the bulk of the shit they take around here. They provide an incredible platform for making money, with lots of details that add up to a seriously kick ass whole. And it sure is nice getting 4.9% on my cash while I wait between BOIL sells/buys.
>>55915686
For sure somewhat, but potentially not enough, we shall see.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55915796]

>>55915788
Ya but it's actually impossible, when they beat and guide up institutions and algos will instantly pump it over 10% within a minute.

[Anonymous No.55915807]

>>55915788
That'll happen in about three months.

[Anonymous No.55915833]

>>55915714
China has been on a recent spree securing deliveries years in advance.
>>55915741
That's by far mostly what I do, buy low, sell high. *But*, the "looking at things" helps me determine how much to buy with what degrees of confidence at which levels and determine longer term outlays. I fucked up the last one and sold it all, but my intention was building a longer term seed with an Oct/Nov target because BOIL will be on the Jan contract for those months. It just got rolled to the Nov contract 2nd week of this month and next roll is Oct (to Jan). After that it rolls in Dec to the March contract which is the first on the downward slope out of Winter. All of this shit matters if you want to maximize how you work it beyond just "buy dips sell rips". I think it is foolish to ever sell it all, yet that's what I did this last rip when it was soaring like a crow (relatively high as fuck, but not eagle or even hawk level shit).

[Anonymous No.55915836]

>>55914475

[Anonymous No.55915855]

I haven't been here the last couple of days. I've been stressing over this rash in my beard. It's $100 just to walk in the door at urgent care and i'll be goddamned if I pay that. I think i'm winning the fight though. Been using apple cider vinegar and tea tree oil to combat it. I think i'll win. So anyways, what did I miss?

[Anonymous No.55915861]

>>55915855
I got hit with the shingles after losing $2k last month

[Anonymous No.55915866]

>>55915738
pci related

[Anonymous No.55915882]

>>55915861
yikes shingles is super rough

[Anonymous No.55915883]

just a reminder that inflation is cooling so rate will drop soon

[Anonymous No.55915893]

>>55915855
I'm not bullshitting you about the not diluting the acv. I dilute it to *drink* it, yes, but not for topical. Pat some on there several times a day and let it air dry (in order to sit there on your skin for as long as possible doing its thing). One thing that didn't occur to me to mention is that there are 2 kinds, filtered, and raw with "the mother". I have used both, but do not know which is most effective. I always drink the "mother" kind, but it is more expensive. I just got a 1 gallon jug of White House raw organic for less than 12 at WMT. Lots of Anons have lost money these last 2 days without your guidance in an update vid.

[Anonymous No.55915903]

>>55915883
why pork belly?

[Anonymous No.55915924]

>>55915893
Oh I haven't been. Bought the raw organic kind as well. I'm pretty sure the rash is fungal so it's an uphill battle, but at the very least it isn't getting worse or spreading.

[Anonymous No.55915927]

>>55915903
Because they ain't no gawd dang charity.

[Anonymous No.55915939]

>>55915924
Kick ass, the raw organic has a bacterial enzyme thing in it. I don't know for sure, but it just seems like it might help to fuck that motherfucker up some maybe.

[Anonymous No.55915954]

>>55915866
HELL YEAH WORK FROM HOME 5 DAYS A WEEK IS BACK ON BABY

[Anonymous No.55915957]

>>55915939
I appreciate the advice. I can't really afford to be spending money on expensive doctors visits but will if things take a turn for the worst. Turmeric and coconut oil are supposed to be great as well so I might just maxx out on treatments to beat this. Such a weird thing in the first place. I've never had a rash in my life.

[Anonymous No.55915959]

>>55915924
I used the raw organic on a good sized and strong red fungal patch that came up in my underarm and it ousted that nigger within a few days. My son had had the exact same shit and went to the doctor and got some kind of prescription because he had THA INSURANCE that my nigger ass ain't got.

[Anonymous No.55915971]

>>55915957
Ah yes, I have a friend that has used the coconut oil for various things and sings its praises. I know someone else who uses the turmeric for inflammation successfully.

[Anonymous No.55915984]

>/smg/ - Skin Malady General

[Anonymous No.55915991]

>>55914475
I don't believe it either considering interest rates were zero during 2020 and they're at fucking 5 percent now. Europe isn't serious about curbing inflation so they can do the funny money + lockdown thing but the US sure as fuck can't.

[Anonymous No.55916012]

>>55915991
I know it's bullshit because I know none of the local businesses are going to let that shit slide again and around these parts we can get along just fine on nothing but local businesses.

[Anonymous No.55916029]

>>55915991
What has Europe to do with this?

[Anonymous No.55916033]

Phone posting is the new nvda.

[Anonymous No.55916048]

>>55916029
They can bring back lockdowns if they really wanted to. It would be a retarded idea but they can do it more easily than the US.

[Anonymous No.55916069]

>>55916033
>manhands

[Anonymous No.55916073]

I am doing research on my broker and I read this part which I don't understand
>A Day Trade Call is generated when an executed day trade(s) exceeds the account's day trade buying power.
What exactly does this mean?

[Anonymous No.55916082]

>>55913335
Nvidia will crash -50% tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55916083]

>>55916048
That's just because hardly anyone in Europe does anything anyway so what's the difference? They don't produce anything of their own, they just use our shit, swinging on our dicks. They don't invent anything, make anything, and they are all fags. They have to use our websites too. They make some shitty yet high priced cars is about it. They could shut down and you wouldn't be able to find an indicating needle moving on any of the economic dashboard gages because they already do fuck all.

[Anonymous No.55916089]

>>55915855
>this rash in my beard
Uhhh, do you have mpox??? You *do* come off as insanely gay. Wouldn't be surprised if you did some gay stuff...

[Anonymous No.55916098]

>>55915924
>>55915959
What kind of conditions are you subjecting yourselves to that you're contracting this shit? Take a fucking bath a couple times a week.

[Anonymous No.55916109]

>>55916083
Way to be an ignoramous

>As of 2022 it is the largest supplier for the semiconductor industry and the sole supplier in the world of extreme ultraviolet lithography (EUV) photolithography machines that are required to manufacture the most advanced chips.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASML_Holding

[Anonymous No.55916110]

reminder that coupled with moving the stop loss to BE, stoch rsi gets you rich

[Anonymous No.55916112]

Any good memestocks? MULN is dead so don't mention that one.

>>55915714
You can either bet that Natgas will follow historical trends pre-covid and pump this autumn after hitting that low point, or that natgas is going to zero along with oil and it's fucking over.

[Anonymous No.55916114]

What does one look for in NVIDIA earnings tomorrow night? How good do they have to be to avert a meltdown?

[Anonymous No.55916120]

>>55915561
McKenzie very sex but bumble has a lot of single moms. How old are they and how old are you according to your bumble profile, assuming you're not like 45 and claiming to be 30.

[Anonymous No.55916121]

>>55916112
Is TTOO coming back?

[Anonymous No.55916152]

>>55916121
It looks like on the chart it made the little meme bounce so it might go up like 20% tomorrow like TUP did on monday.

[Anonymous No.55916168]

>>55916088
>>55916088
>>55916088

[Anonymous No.55916169]

>>55916109
>look, one fucking thing

[Anonymous No.55916191]

>>55916098
Ask me how I know you are a little bitch kid without having to tell me. Wait till you get old, faggot!

[Anonymous No.55916210]

>>55916098
BTW, I'm a hygiene freak and used hand gel immediately after touching anything public before it was covid cool. I even use baby wipes on my ass after I'm done with the TP and do not stop until I cannot get any more brown on that motherfucker!

[Anonymous No.55916226]

>>55914741
Nothings lean on that one though

[Anonymous No.55916258]

>>55914112
I grew up in Baltimore and wish nothing but a nuke to go off removing it from the face of the earth.

[Anonymous No.55916280]

>>55916258
Hey, what part?
I lived there for a while

[Anonymous No.55916317]

What a predictable market, I knew it would repump. This thing is fixed and set, it doesn't matter what news now come, it will go up and down but in the end always up til Jackson Hole.

[Anonymous No.55916464]

>>55916317
Just get out before thursday, man.

[Anonymous No.55916726]

>>55916280
I lived in Greektown. It was quite frighting. So many non-Greeks that wanted to stab you to death. I don't miss that place. So many people on drugs that are out of their minds and violent as can be. It is super dangerous.

For some fun check out this:
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[QANON No.55917560]

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