/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55907168]

Dragon Hoard Edition

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[Anonymous No.55907192]

>>55907168
Thank you baker Mr good chef sir

[Anonymous No.55907199]

my trading diary has a lot of. "and some losses came again"

[Anonymous No.55907201]

>nvda +2% pre
casual ath

[Anonymous No.55907208]

I need more capital

[Anonymous No.55907213]

Bottom is not in

[Anonymous No.55907216]

>>55907201
Can I hit that joint bro, I don't feel so good this morning? Should I even get outta bed? What's a good leveraged clown ETF?

As soon as I go long, we will, of course dump hard, and not a minute before that

[Anonymous No.55907221]

>>55906466
Taxation on fuel has fallen, this is entirely the market.
Particularly Iran attacking and taking over foreign oil tankers pirate style in the Strait of Hormuz is a driver in the last half year. 20% of the worldwide oil is going through there.
This is applauded and supported by all the BRICS nations, India, China and Brasil get very cheap oil in Russia and Iran and don't have to compete for oil anymore. At the same time OPEC is reducing oil exports to get a higher price per barrel, while the costs of getting it out of the ground stay the same.

BRICS is squeezing the west, reducing their profit margins, thus getting more competitive.
Meanwhile the Gorilla in the room, climate change, wrecks all the economies, particularly those with high technology.

I think in astronomy this is called "the great filter".

[Anonymous No.55907230]

Told you guys
We will see a bulltrap into nvda earnings

[Anonymous No.55907251]

>mumus WILL hold through wednesday close

[Anonymous No.55907284]

>>55907230
BUY PUTS A FEW MINS AFTER OPENING BELL! THIS WILL BE THE PLAY OF THE WEEK, NOT JACKSON'S HOLE NOR NVDA'S ROLL.

SCREENCAP THIS, if only FOR KEKS LATER, but I WILL BE THE ONE LAUGHING AT THE END OF THE DAY!

TLDR: Waxing Crescent plus Cornelius Indicator Siren is strobe lighting an imminent doom reversal. BUY PUTS AFTER OPEN. This is the play. ENJOY!

[Anonymous No.55907289]

dear diary,
remember to buy some milk, creamer, peanuts, eggs and tomato paste at the grocery store

[Anonymous No.55907292]

How dare you sell chinese shitstocks?!

[Anonymous No.55907304]

>>55907292

[Anonymous No.55907308]

>>55907292
I want to push this whore in the boobs

[Anonymous No.55907320]

Who is Jackson and why are we so concerned about his hole?

[Anonymous No.55907329]

>>55907292
I might've bought chinese stocks if it weren't for the fact that you can't actually own chinese stocks. Why the fuck would anyone buy that synthetic bullshit? It's like buying a fucking tracker of a shell company of a fucking dungeons & dragons crypto token.

[Anonymous No.55907336]

>>55907292
her hedge must have seen some loss to be this salty about "muh evil west corpo shorting china"
Go in Shanghai streets and check out the number of jobless zoomer, bitch

[Anonymous No.55907337]

What do they know that the rest of us don't...?

[Anonymous No.55907338]

I wait every 2 weeks for my paychecks to come in, to deposit some into investing. I want more SOXL and every time I finally get paid, it goes up. So now I have to wait for a good time for it to go down again to reinvest.

[Anonymous No.55907353]

>>55907337
can't wait to see the august cpi that will trigger yet another rate hike lmao

[Anonymous No.55907354]

>>55907336
she always writes shit about china, the funny thing is the CCP thought even she was too critical of them

[Anonymous No.55907355]

>>55907337
get through summer silly season, everyone back to the grind after their holidays, oh fuck the world economy is actually shit and one stock and ai meme cant carry the lot, time for correction and printer brrrr

[Anonymous No.55907357]

>>55907338
Don't worry, today will be nice and red, so you'll get your chance

[Anonymous No.55907360]

>>55907320
This.

[Anonymous No.55907370]

people keep talking about jackson but what about jacksoff

[Anonymous No.55907379]

>>55907370
I prefer Davidon.

[Anonymous No.55907396]

>>55907221
Nah. It's horseshit. Gas/Gasoline costs 6 SEK but with the taxes and other horsecrap added on top of it, it's now 24 SEK here. WTAF. It was 21 SEK just two months ago.
Why wouldn't the government and big corpos resort to higher prices? They know people will pay them so why not?
Funny how oil used to be way way more expensive than it is now but gas prices were half as expensive as they are now.

[Anonymous No.55907402]

>>55907308
Is rice milk good for you?

[Anonymous No.55907403]

>>55907396
that's the cost of democracy

[Anonymous No.55907412]

K W E B
WW
E E
B B

[Anonymous No.55907414]

BRICS stands for Bitch Retards Ingesting Chinese Shit

[Anonymous No.55907416]

>>55907353
Considering the massive spike in gas/oil prices and the general summer spending mood plus wage increases... oh yeah, it's gonna go up. Additionally, a significant proportion of the inflation consists of "Services", which can be divided into more categories. But one large category updates annually only (tuition and medical services and so on, I believe). And this big part of the service inflation is about to be updated this fall (not really sure when specifically). This will further boost upcoming CPI numbers.
All in all, I don't think we have seen the final rate hike. Two 25 bps hikes... that's what I am betting on

[Anonymous No.55907423]

Look asshole, we're going up a little and then we're going down more.

[Anonymous No.55907431]

>>55907221
A telltale sign that someone doesn't know what the fuck they're talking is the emphasis on the importance of oil, "petrodollar" or the importance of Russia post-Ukraine.

Countries which rely on oil exports are fucked in the long term as they will continue to fall into further irrelevance. BRIC's will be running on fumes, undermined by their own largest member state.

[Anonymous No.55907493]

>>55907353
>>55907337
>>55907416
reminder that core CPI (which excludes energy) has been so much higher because we've been dumping the entire SPR this entire time, something like 1000 days worth of consumption the last two years to artificially keep prices low

[Anonymous No.55907506]

>>55907493
>
>1000 days worth of consumption
If you calculate this together with the current production, but since we consume 100mbd it's actually nothing, which is insane. 20mbd is on the US. 1/5 oil for 1/20 of the world population. Great, keep it up!

[Anonymous No.55907550]

The market owes me sex

[Anonymous No.55907568]

Women owe me returns on investment

[Anonymous No.55907577]

i just had the one of those case of burning poop. That's bullish in india.

[Anonymous No.55907579]

>>55907414
The guys in /pmg/ are strangely pro BRICS. I drop thruth bombs about their corruption every now and then, but the brown hands just win by sheer numbers.

I also think republicans in the US are strangely pro BRICS. They literally see liberal democracy and rules based order as equally corrupt as Chink-Chong-Ping-Pong.

[Anonymous No.55907586]

>>55907579
hoarding gold is unironically Pajeet behavior

[Anonymous No.55907587]

>>55907579
Because BRICS is backed by gold & the US economy is backed by fear

[Anonymous No.55907593]

>>55907579
>The guys in /pmg/ are strangely pro BRICS
considering how obsessed the west is with pushing electric cars and all the resources are in countries like indonesia yeah im not surprised

plus dedollarization

[Anonymous No.55907602]

WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BEAR CYCLE

[Anonymous No.55907606]

>>55907431
I have no doubt you are right in the long run, yet they squeeze us (US, Europe and all liberal democracies) today.

>>55907550
What heroin does to people.

>>55907593
Only two more weeks until Russia is on top again? Who would have thought.

>>55907602
Within the existing bear cycle?

[Anonymous No.55907607]

>>55907568
That looks like a stupidly dangerous exercise.

[Anonymous No.55907611]

>>55907606
Its kind of funny how a nation's economy can be sheltered if backed by natural resources and gold. Who would have thought? Now if only I could fucking invest in it

[Anonymous No.55907614]

>>55907607
yeah lots of injuries during competitions

[Anonymous No.55907625]

>>55907611
What economy is backed by gold?

[Anonymous No.55907626]

this pump is organic, there is no denying it

[Anonymous No.55907632]

Just looked at my gold.
It's still there.
Still the same amount.
:-)

[Anonymous No.55907645]

We going to reverse at opening?

[Anonymous No.55907663]

>>55907602
Bottom signal

[Anonymous No.55907668]

We will FILL the GAP in 1 DAY

[Anonymous No.55907681]

target is 4450

[Anonymous No.55907701]

Brahs…… I need money BAD. My wife is spending it all. Wtf do I do

[Anonymous No.55907702]

>futes

[Anonymous No.55907714]

>>55907701
sell her

[Anonymous No.55907719]

Back to the basement Bobo.

[Anonymous No.55907731]

>>55907632
I just hope Mumus understand that this is only a Jackson Hole frontrun

[Anonymous No.55907733]

>>55907701
My wife just bought a $200 gym bag because of a tik tok
How bad did yours do?

[Anonymous No.55907743]

>>55907645
Sure, buy puts here

[Anonymous No.55907755]

>>55907733
brand?

[Anonymous No.55907767]

SOXX BACK TO $500
>SOXX BACK TO $500
SOXX BACK TO $500
>SOXX BACK TO $500
SOXX BACK TO $500
>SOXX BACK TO $500

[Anonymous No.55907774]

>>55907701
>>55907733
>allowing wives to do things without permission
NGMI
G
M
I

[Anonymous No.55907776]

>>55907767
thats $425 more expensive than your mum

[Anonymous No.55907780]

>>55907755
Probably Beis

[Anonymous No.55907781]

>>55907431
For me it was the bit about
>Muh climate change wrecks economies

[Anonymous No.55907783]

is zhis a racism friendly board?

[Anonymous No.55907790]

>>55907668
Are you sure about that, Mr. Bobo? My calculations show S&P going to 4800+ by EOY and 5000+ if NVDA absolutely crushes earnings

[Anonymous No.55907795]

>>55907783
most posters are jeets so

[Anonymous No.55907796]

>>55907755
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/9w6KuJSLMgY
shes really excited
The last time she bought a product from a video was 2 years ago, she got a leather lunchbox for like $80 and it inspires her to pack her own lunches. We still pack them till this day. I hope the gym back is the same deal.

[Anonymous No.55907798]

>>55907783
most people here have bigger problems than racism

[Anonymous No.55907819]

So when are they gonna start adding hourly expirations on 0DTE's? Probably won't do that til sometime next year

[Anonymous No.55907827]

>>55907625
ScroogeMacDuckistan

[Anonymous No.55907828]

>>55907796
Ok it has some features. Laptopholder, Yogamatte holder etc. It is not just name, it's actually noname. I don't know what a leather lunchbox is... Lunchbox reminds of a plastic box.

[Anonymous No.55907832]

>>55907702
>he has never seen the stereoscopic slides of pre wwii Japan

[Anonymous No.55907836]

>>55907783
Yes, all raziztz will be expelled by Big JOFFY.

Copperbros, has the fisting finally stopped? Can we finally go back to $4? Some news cite massive shortages, can that really be true?

[Anonymous No.55907843]

>>55907836
Joffy will never get me with legs like that
Pic rel

[Anonymous No.55907851]

Kek did the algos think there was some report or what was this movement exactly on the halfhour?

[Anonymous No.55907862]

>>55907851
>trying to interpret minor chart movements.
ngmi.

[Anonymous No.55907870]

>>55907851
Line... go up

[Anonymous No.55907878]

Time to get tipsy, and don't want a bitch if she can't rub the balls like a gypsy
Who's all in?
Since you put yourself on my dick I put my nuts on your chin

Nuts on your chin
Since you put yourself on my dick, I put my nuts on your chin
Nuts on your chin
Since you put yourself on my dick, I put my nuts on your chin

[Anonymous No.55907880]

>don't worry, it's just for two weeks this time for real

[Anonymous No.55907888]

>>55907828
Well its double funny because she bought it on day one of our "month of austerity"
We said we weren't going to buy anything but the bare necessities for 4 weeks lmao
Lunch box looks like this

[Anonymous No.55907892]

>>55907862
>Not trying to understand what moves the market in general

[Anonymous No.55907896]

>>55907832
my brudda

[Anonymous No.55907902]

Whats going on Burry? you said it would go down?!

[Anonymous No.55907913]

I was wrong to say sell.

[Anonymous No.55907916]

>>55907902
>professional money loser was wrong
>again

[Anonymous No.55907925]

>>55907902
He was just late, or maybe early, but he wasn't might not could be wrong, before the, just yet, or uh, yea

[Anonymous No.55907926]

>>55907888
>lunchbox
kek!

buy this and tell her you bought some food.

[Anonymous No.55907927]

I would still rather have all my money in TTOO than BBBYQ.

[Anonymous No.55907931]

>>55907892
well it sure as fuck is not your 3 minute candle moves.

[Anonymous No.55907940]

Biden told Hawaiians "Daddy owes you ice cream"

[Anonymous No.55907942]

>>55907851
just an attempt to grab liquidity at 4440 on ES

[Anonymous No.55907945]

Seriously the last days are really bad. Wtf is this heat in germany? People were complaining about heat a month or longer ago (twitter for example) and I was laughing (greek). It actually wasn't that hot in the house. But since a few days it's getting hot even for me. I think the fuckin seasons are moving. Cold weather also came very late in February-March until April. It seems summer is also shifting. From June, to August.

Germany is already turning to brazil demographically, but the climate now too?

>>55907888
I think the gymbag might be a little more useful. But as long as she uses these things and it helps her stay fit... sometimes you gotta bleed (money) for motivation.

[Anonymous No.55907946]

>>55907940
yet no one will care...

[Anonymous No.55907948]

>>55907931
One flap of a butterflies wings, can eventually compound, and grow, with just the right circumstances, into a hurricane. So they say

[Anonymous No.55907956]

>>55907945
Here in Portugal it's 40C right now. Usually never gets this hot where I am.

[Anonymous No.55907959]

My puts!

[Anonymous No.55907974]

>>55907945
it's a late heatwave

[Anonymous No.55907977]

>>55907945
Climate changes, always has. Romans used to grow grapes in britan yet also, thames occasionally used to freeze over and they ice skated on it.

[Anonymous No.55907983]

>>55907948
>Even in the middle of a hurricane, the bottom of the sea is calm. As the storm rages and the winds howl, the deep waters sway in gentle rhythm, a light movement of fish and plant life. Below there is no storm.

> Wayne Muller

[Anonymous No.55907987]

>>55907959
OMG ducky I hope you're ok

[Anonymous No.55908003]

>>55907945
It's barely warm here in UK, 23C. With the window blinds closed the house is nice and cool, doesn't even feel 18C

[Anonymous No.55908005]

How much further?

[Anonymous No.55908010]

>>55907902
>Burry starts shorting
>Semis instantly pump 4+%
>The general sentiment is turning bullish again
The guy got lucky once. Of course, you know never. He might get lucky again. But why in heck would you short this year when you already had one of the biggest dips ever last year?

[Anonymous No.55908014]

Fuck this gay earth and its retarded denizens for letting a company grow to 1 trillion market cap because they said AI AI AI

[Anonymous No.55908015]

Double topping nigletvidia

[Anonymous No.55908016]

>>55907783
There's a faggot janny that loves to give bans for racist posts (except if its anti-white) but yes.

[Anonymous No.55908021]

Redbook +2,9%

Whily Macy's is reporting less revenue...???

>>55907977
The question is for how long the climate in germany was like it was (not as warm as now, rather mild, with snow in the winter). And since when it shifted and if it has to do with industrial revolution.

>>55907956
Yeah, well Greece is getting scoched too as I heard. But for the whole summer until one week ago, it was pretty ok for me in germany. The heat in the south is even more bearable since the climate is drier. Never been to SEA, and actually don't want to imagine. Rather be in Saudi-Arabia.

[Anonymous No.55908031]

thoughts?

[Anonymous No.55908035]

>>55908015
Stop being racist against hair cuts you damn bigot. All Haircuts Matter!

[Anonymous No.55908039]

>>55907956
What? It's probably like 30° in Oeiras right now..

[Anonymous No.55908041]

>>55908035
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.55908045]

I am going to have a second helping of my chicken curry again for dinner and I will let you know if I have violent diarrhea shits again or not. Remember what I said last time.

[Anonymous No.55908046]

>>55908031
This will cause tech and semiconductors to moon due to all the asset relocation

[Anonymous No.55908050]

>>55908035
Thank you for your post
You are keeping this board safe

[Anonymous No.55908053]

[Anonymous No.55908056]

>>55908039
I am in far north Portugal, in amongst the "mountains" and we have our own microclimate here seems like.

[Anonymous No.55908058]

>>55907880
Just 2 weeks to flatten the curve, nbd

[Anonymous No.55908060]

>>55908016
I think I met him a few weeks back. I want to feel sorry for him but fuck jannies. Everywhere is pol.

[Anonymous No.55908070]

>>55908031
Unfathomable. Banks are strong and resilient.

[Anonymous No.55908073]

>>55908039
>>55908056
"Feels like 41" at least

[Anonymous No.55908091]

>>55908070
Starbucks has better banking practices than most banks

[Anonymous No.55908120]

Thoughts on Rumble (RUM)? The more YT keeps kicking people for wrong think and as Rumble continues to grow. Thinking a $6.95 entry might not be too bad for a hold.

[Anonymous No.55908124]

This is a Fahrenheit board, ok! Not Celsius, Not Kelvin, not whatever they use in Cameroon or Tajikistan, or Asia or wherever. Just Fahrenheit. Thanks, that is all

[Anonymous No.55908129]

>>55908124
At what number/degree freezes water in Fahrenheit?

[Anonymous No.55908135]

>pumping into nvidia earnings and jackson hole
Mumu no dont do it you have (indian) people who care about you!

[Anonymous No.55908145]

>>55908120
rumble has a stock?
phew, those two last earning...
chart looks like shit.
whats next, bitchute stocks?

[Anonymous No.55908146]

>>55908120
Shit, I'll buy a small stack. Fuck globohomo and their big brother ministy of truth undemocratic censorship bs.

[Anonymous No.55908151]

>2y yield comfortably sitting over 5%
will probably go higher until Jackson hole while stocks also rising and then stocks will crash back to weekstart, while yields march on.

[Anonymous No.55908152]

>>55908120
normies dont know about rumble

[Anonymous No.55908156]

I don't understand how chink are up although there was no sign of supporting their declining economy
>inb4 no cut on the 5 years loans

[Anonymous No.55908162]

>>55908129
32

[Anonymous No.55908164]

>>55908124
fahrenheit is not bad.
it makes sense.
100 is hot as fuck (40ish C) and 0 is cold as fuck. (-20ish C)
its humano-centric.

[Anonymous No.55908172]

>>55908164
Makes no sense, 0C is easy to know that it's going to ice and snow

[Anonymous No.55908177]

Predict market opening level

[Anonymous No.55908182]

>>55908156
Simple, line go up

[Anonymous No.55908185]

>>55908172
here on earth it rarely goes above 100 nor below 0.
thats why it makes sense. I think that was the idea behind the scale

celcius is aquacentric, fahrenheit is more broad.

[Anonymous No.55908187]

>>55908164
>Celsius
>0 is water freezing, so cold
>20 is room temperature
>25 is getting hotter
>100 is water boiling

[Anonymous No.55908191]

>>55908177
>Predict market opening level

[Anonymous No.55908196]

>>55908185
>here on earth it rarely goes above 100 nor below 0
Well Celsius never goes above 100 if there isn't a fire.
And it's often below 0 and that lets you know it's cold.

[Anonymous No.55908197]

>>55908187
i know, I've used celcius all my life.
a few years ago I discovered that fahrenheit is not as illogical as people portray it to be.

[Anonymous No.55908206]

i'm one of the few celcius world order subjects who realize that fahrenheit also makes sense, in a more broad way.

[Anonymous No.55908209]

>>55908172
It doesn't have to make sense. Didn't you learn that you have to wear a mask to walk a few feet inside the restaurant, but once you sit down you can take it off and talk and eat.

[Anonymous No.55908214]

another day of bobo getting his shit pushed in

[Anonymous No.55908215]

>vix mooning
im noooticing.

[Anonymous No.55908223]

>NVDS

[Anonymous No.55908226]

>market pumps because of NVDA and pretends that parabolic treasury yields don't matter
>NVDA dumps 50% on earnings and the market retests October 2022 lows
Simple as

[Anonymous No.55908232]

DUMP EET
DUMP EET
DUMP EET
DUMP EET
DUMP EET

[Anonymous No.55908237]

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[Anonymous No.55908239]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

[Anonymous No.55908243]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.55908245]

fahrenheit is like a battery meter.
0 = you die if you fall asleep outside
100 = you feel a bit too hot, borderline too hot.
anything above 100 and you probably die of dehydration or you even boil if it really goes up to 200

50 is perfect 50 is neutral 50%.

[Anonymous No.55908247]

JUST FUKKING BUY RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.55908248]

i fukcing hate bulls so much it is unreal delusional greedy faggot pieces of shit fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.55908254]

>>55908237
Based

[Anonymous No.55908260]

DO NOT REDEEEM I SAID

[Anonymous No.55908262]

On mobile, therefore I'm asking:
Is Nvidia reporting today? If not, when will they?

[Anonymous No.55908270]

HIGH END LUXURY ROUTERS

[Anonymous No.55908271]

Which major bank will be sacrificed first? I'm thinking Goldman Sachs

[Anonymous No.55908272]

>EUR/USD
All fucking Yuroshits must fucking hang.

[Anonymous No.55908274]

Uhhh, bobo, you ok?

[Anonymous No.55908279]

SHORT NOW AND NOBODY GETS HARMED

[Anonymous No.55908287]

>>55907353
They will once again report purposefully soft.
m/m inexplicably low at .3% or .4% st maximum.
Of course not reflecting reality at all.
The rate hikes will come nonetheless.

[Anonymous No.55908289]

Fahrenheit just makes more sense because it's more granular, same with mph. Euros just sound like idiots saying shit like "oh it was 25 today and perfect but tomorrow it'll be 35 and miserable!!"

[Anonymous No.55908294]

>>55908214
What do you mean another day, were you not conscious for the past two weeks now?

[Anonymous No.55908298]

[Anonymous No.55908301]

>6M treasury yield breaking about 5.5% (more rate hikes being priced in)
>2Y above 5%
>banks getting downgraded
>lending standards tightening
I'm more and more believing this will be a controlled demolition of the entire regional banking system. Major depositors can pull their money at any moment and crash every regional bank around. Then it all gets consolidated at JPMorgan after they get an obligatory bailout

[Anonymous No.55908309]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55908308]

>>55908262
Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55908313]

>>55907587
It's a only a one-bay backing so no backing at all: you can exchange physical gold for the currency, but not the currency for physical gold.

[Anonymous No.55908316]

My puts are healing

[Anonymous No.55908318]

GO LOWER

[Anonymous No.55908320]

>>55907587
No, no its not.

[Anonymous No.55908330]

What's next for this mystery chart?

[Anonymous No.55908332]

>>55908316
Why the FUCK would you post this now its going to go back up and we are BOTH going to get bulldicked

[Anonymous No.55908335]

>>55908330
Timeframe?

[Anonymous No.55908338]

THE GAP

[Anonymous No.55908342]

10yr breaking out...

[Anonymous No.55908343]

>>55908330
it goes up a little bit more to meet those peaks to the upper left of the chart before crabbing down again to the vertical middle of the chart.

[Anonymous No.55908346]

I wonder who could be behind this

[Anonymous No.55908347]

just a lil taste for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55908349]

AMD WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.55908350]

>>55908335
weekly

[Anonymous No.55908354]

IS THIS THE REDEMPTION ARC EVERYBODY WAS CALLING FOR?

[Anonymous No.55908355]

>>55908330
Look at 2007/2008. It's the same pattern, even the pump and dump in the middle.
>What's next for this mystery chart?
2008 Part Two: Bobo's Revenge

[Anonymous No.55908356]

>>55908332
you overestimate the power of the cow in these circumstances

[Anonymous No.55908361]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55908362]

Why is everything dumping

[Anonymous No.55908364]

>>55908350
I’m that case, Now is not the time for fear that comes later

[Anonymous No.55908367]

>2Y yield: 5.035%
2 year notes are looking attractive, but how much higher will it go?

[Anonymous No.55908369]

>>55908356

[Anonymous No.55908374]

I ain't buying shit until this price action is over. Sold a few calls this morning, and you'd think long or short would work today but we have some feds speaking later.

[Anonymous No.55908377]

Kek, I forgot I had this deep in the money $354 QQQ call for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55908380]

>>55908362
that volume makes it look more like slurping.
I wouldnt want to give you any bad advice though.
high volume always makes me suspicious and I often see a reversal soon after.

[Anonymous No.55908381]

>>55908364
>>55908355
>>55908343 (that little bit more is a lot more dangerous)
>>55908342
It's tnx, us 10y yields.

[Anonymous No.55908389]

what banks are we shorting?

[Anonymous No.55908393]

sooooo covid lockdowns coming back right? all in on zoom calls?

[Anonymous No.55908392]

>>55908389
all of them

[Anonymous No.55908395]

>>55908389
literally all of them

[Anonymous No.55908396]

>AMC halted
Now resumed. Announced Reversed Stock Splut coming. kek. Movie theaters are done.

[Anonymous No.55908404]

>>55908381
Yep, I'm getting convinced the bank crisis is just beginning. A bit higher on yields to match the 2008 pattern and then we find out that a major bank has failed

[Anonymous No.55908409]

>>55908396
baggies on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.55908425]

>>55908362
Too many V-shaped recovery days this year for me to think this will be sustained. Also every single gambler is going to play NVDA so I trust it even less

[Anonymous No.55908427]

gme, amc, bbby. who is more delusional??

[Anonymous No.55908430]

>>55908393
>sooooo covid lockdowns coming back right? all in on zoom calls?
Since I stopped coming to /smg/ in afterhours I forgot how many Boomers there are. Unironic Alex Jones memes.

[Anonymous No.55908431]

>>55908380
and now the spread widens like crazy.

bears got played on that 5 minute candle.
who do you think bought all those shares with that volume spike?

[Anonymous No.55908433]

WHAT IS THIS MARKET DOING, THIS SHIT GAME AGAIN. PUMP EU, DUMP US, THEN REPUMP US?

[Anonymous No.55908437]

>>55908427
BBBY literally went bankrupt and they're still making general threads. It's them

[Anonymous No.55908443]

>>55908409
THATS JUST MORE BUYING OPPORTUNITIES CHUD!

MY WIFE DIVORCED ME OVER THIS SHIT. SHE JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE NEGA SHORT SQUIZZLE IS SENDING IT TO $1000 PER SHARE!

WE ARE COMING FIR YOU HEDGIES

[Anonymous No.55908444]

>>55908433
>WHAT IS THIS MARKET DOING
Come on man, look, Bidenomics is working

[Anonymous No.55908451]

what the fuck is a movie theater

[Anonymous No.55908456]

>>55908381
well, it broke the closest high.
or as they say, markets can remain irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

[Anonymous No.55908459]

LMAO@DAX, this fuckin shitcoin, should have just kept my shorts open. Not one day this crashes back down.

[Anonymous No.55908466]

WTF IS GOING ON

[Anonymous No.55908469]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55908477]

[Anonymous No.55908484]

LOOOWEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.55908485]

Why does it feel like its actually starting to happen
Why does it feel like the market actually will disintegrate like the doomers have been preaching for 2 years now?

[Anonymous No.55908492]

DXY

[Anonymous No.55908495]

>>55908456
It's above both those peaks, 4.324 and 4.333, but on this large timeframe I'd say around 4.45-4.5 would start looking like a clear breakout

[Anonymous No.55908496]

>>55908444
But it's all her!

[Anonymous No.55908501]

>>55908485
markets dropped almost 30% 2 years ago, you spastic retard

[Anonymous No.55908502]

DICK'S
>ticker: DKS

Bobo is Back

[Anonymous No.55908503]

2 mins til something housing data

[Anonymous No.55908504]

>>55908427
AMC and BBBY are the same crowd, these posts on AMC are the exact same ones that were happening in BBBY before the bankruptcy, it's amazing to see the exact same behavior repeat itself.

[Anonymous No.55908505]

mumu

[Anonymous No.55908508]

>Zoom jumps on earnings beat
>Zoom opens in the red
I might be fucking retarded, but why did it pump after earnings before it decided to shit itself?
I mean yeah, the dump since open is understandable, but why the fuck did it pump afterhours?

[Anonymous No.55908509]

>>55908430

you are a completely dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.55908512]

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WOW WHATS UP GUYS

[Anonymous No.55908514]

>>55908504
this is actual insanity, these people have been parroting the same generic schizo lines for over 2 years

[Anonymous No.55908517]

>>55908508
Jewish shenanigans of course

[Anonymous No.55908518]

>>55908492
It's right at Friday's high which was a significant high

[Anonymous No.55908528]

>>55908501
Dropped 30% but then rallied to ATH with a worsening global economy and nothing but "stonks only go up" as fundamentals.
Right now it just feels like standing on the edge of a giant cliff
I dunno, just an spooky feeling I guess

[Anonymous No.55908533]

Line is going down

[Anonymous No.55908537]

>>55908431
oops. I guess I was wrong.
lucky me, I am not a stock bull.

[Anonymous No.55908540]

[Anonymous No.55908543]

>>55908528
ATH happened in 2021, we bounced off a lower peak, you keep posting trash

[Anonymous No.55908544]

BUDDY LOOK AT U.S. DOLLAR INDEX COMPUTER
WE ARE FUCKED
100 BPS SCREENSHOT THIS

[Anonymous No.55908547]

LOWERRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.55908548]

Anyone who thought movie theaters were going to come back from covid were delusional. Unless you have a niche like a bar & grill in a theater or some other form of experience that is unique, theaters are done. You can stream to any device without having to pay a theater a large amount of money to walk on sticky floors and be around a bunch of fat neck beards (disgusting). AMC was is dragging on it's own death. And Hollyweird is not helping with the pure trash they are putting out.

[Anonymous No.55908549]

Let's go Spy.

[Anonymous No.55908559]

>>55908544
>>55907284
You were supposed to screenshot this

[Anonymous No.55908575]

The hedgies are short ladder attacking SPY
They can't keep getting away with this

[Anonymous No.55908578]

>>55908517
So you're telling me it was the jews all along?

[Anonymous No.55908591]

WTFFFF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55908596]

>>55908349
Why is it falling?

[Anonymous No.55908597]

>>55908578
Of course. And they don't want you to buy the 30 delta 0DTE puts right now

[Anonymous No.55908599]

Yeah I'm some kind of financial genius

[Anonymous No.55908604]

>>55908543
Whatever man, buy calls if you think everything is rosy and fine

[Anonymous No.55908628]

it's so much easier to earn money with nasdaq than with sp500

[Anonymous No.55908629]

IT'S ALL SO TIRESOOOOOOOOOME

[Anonymous No.55908630]

>>55907337
We all know it. The fed is trying to break inflation but have said several times they will lower eventually. Everyones expecting Spring of next year now but the fed hasnt said that part yet. Id say expect yields to be 3% by 2026. So start buying your longer dated bonds now if you want any.

[Anonymous No.55908635]

More data bout to hit right?

[Anonymous No.55908640]

[Anonymous No.55908643]

>NVDA controls the entire Market

[Anonymous No.55908649]

>>55908548
The thing is, this is the collapse movie theaters were heading to by the late 2020s anyway. Wu-flu just sped things up.

[Anonymous No.55908659]

MUMU TABBED INTO THE WINDOW
TO THE SOUND OF
A CRASH END YO
OOOHHHH
BOBO CUMMIN ON THE MARKET
LEAVIN BLOODSTAINS
ON THE CARPET
OOOHHHH
MUMU RAN RIGHT THROUGH HIS MARGIN
MR SHECKLEBERG WAS CALLIN
SO HE OFFERED UP HIS MORTGAGE
IT KEPT CRASHIN
NOW WRIST SLASHIN
MUMU ARE YOU OK
WOULD TO TELL US

[Anonymous No.55908672]

>>55908548
I still go to the movies occasionally, when I do go the seats are pretty far from empty.
I see why people think theaters could survive.

[Anonymous No.55908681]

>home sales are down
is this the end for airbnb?

[Anonymous No.55908688]

>>55908659
As he came into the window
It was the sound of a crashcendo
He came into his market
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
Mumu ran underneath the support
He could see Mumu was destroyd
So Mumu ran away from the screen
Mumu became a meme
It was his heem

Mumu, are you okay?
So, Mumu, are you okay?
Are you okay, Mumu?
Annie, are you okay?
So, Mumu, are you okay?
Are you okay, Mumu?
Mumu, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay, Mumu?
Mumu, are you okay?
So, Mumu, are you okay?
Are you okay, Mumu?

Mumu, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
There's a sign in the window
That he shorted you - a crashcendo, Mumu
He came into your market
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran away from the screen
You were memed
It was your heem

[Anonymous No.55908700]

Now let's see if we can get Brent to follow soon.

[Anonymous No.55908701]

>>55908518
uh-oh, dxy having a little trouble at the high

[Anonymous No.55908703]

>>55908672
The seats are much better then they were before the plandemic. Big cushy recliners, more room, power seats, etc. Still not investing in that trash though

[Anonymous No.55908724]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55908739]

BUDDY LOOK AT CITIGROUP COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.55908743]

>>55908294
pullbacks are healthy, bobo failing to get any meaningful pop in vix, break important moving averges means this is just a buy the dip. Also spreads are still tight

[Anonymous No.55908744]

>>55908700
Whatca feeling for oil/gas for rest of year? Every oil worker i know is getting laid off left and right. Barely and rigs picking up. Feel like we can see $100 again pretty quickly.

[Anonymous No.55908751]

No Mumu, I don't trust you, I won't reshort, cause I know you will pump this week until Jackson's hole.

[Anonymous No.55908753]

>>55908308
ty

[Anonymous No.55908755]

Fap about to be gilled

[Anonymous No.55908759]

When will small caps and the dow stop shitting themselves? When will hey have continuous retard pumps like tech?

[Anonymous No.55908768]

>>55908744
So the industry that caused a pretty huge chunk of the inflation isn't making enough money on +80$ a barrel?

[Anonymous No.55908770]

>>55908739
>BUDDY LOOK AT CITIGROUP COMPUTER
A major bank failure is coming

[Anonymous No.55908772]

*creeeaaaaak*

[Anonymous No.55908788]

You're going sideways right anon?

[Anonymous No.55908792]

lost over 10k on SOXS earlier this year im ready to lose money again guys, what do i buy

[Anonymous No.55908798]

>>55908788
imagine being net long or net short right now.

[Anonymous No.55908800]

>>55908792
Long Term Treasury Bond Computer (ticker: TLT)

[Anonymous No.55908802]

>>55908504
The mother of all metldowns soon.

[Anonymous No.55908805]

>>55908768
Idk, the companies are still making money. But they arent picking up new rigs. Theyre just reducing capex and production. So pretty soon they wont be making a ton since they have nothing to sell.

[Anonymous No.55908807]

>>55908792
Buy some good healthy fast food to make you feel better, also,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55908810]

BONDAGE BROS OUR TIME IS NOW

[Anonymous No.55908811]

OOOOOOUUUUUuuuuuuttt....

[Anonymous No.55908816]

>>55908802
Hanahahaha lmao

[Anonymous No.55908821]

>>55908744
lol, I don't know. Honestly the golden cross indicator is lagging so hard I don't know if it will really mean anything substantial. The macro headwinds on the industrial side also smell pretty poopy. I am also a bit wary of how the bullish projections are in the 90s.

[Anonymous No.55908822]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55908828]

>>55908802
Kek

[Anonymous No.55908829]

Bobo and mr crabs. PLEASE

[Anonymous No.55908831]

How do I make money on these flaccid, weak dumps?

[Anonymous No.55908834]

SPX red, we did it!

[Anonymous No.55908835]

[Anonymous No.55908848]

>>55908834
It’s going to get far worse. The day is just starting.

[Anonymous No.55908849]

>>55908739
nooo, they are firing all the faggorinoes and all the niggorinoes.

[Anonymous No.55908851]

BUY LOCKHEED https://youtu.be/CG0pot1i2Zo

[Anonymous No.55908855]

>>55908643
sad truth. Can't wait for it to end thursday.

[Anonymous No.55908857]

I dont feel good about it dumping b4 earnings the fuckers will just slurp and slurp

[Anonymous No.55908864]

>>55908857
Bear trap within a bull trap. Nice.

[Anonymous No.55908865]

Te lo dije, or however you spell it, amigitos

[Anonymous No.55908871]

It was good riding with all of you. I will see you all in the next thread

[Anonymous No.55908880]

>>55908864
I heard you like traps

[Anonymous No.55908883]

>>55908871
nigga please

[Anonymous No.55908886]

>>55908871
All the bakers roped. This is the last /smg

[Anonymous No.55908890]

>>55908871
what if there is no next thread?

[Anonymous No.55908891]

>>55908880
wrong board, member of the gay community

[Anonymous No.55908892]

>>55908886
it's a conspiracy

[Anonymous No.55908894]

>>55907774
nice LARP

[Anonymous No.55908896]

>>55908886
ITS JOVER

[Anonymous No.55908897]

>>55908880
disgusting + ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.55908902]

>>55908890
There never was and never will be any "next thread"

[Anonymous No.55908903]

That NVDA chart. Does that happen in bull markets?

[Anonymous No.55908905]

>>55908849
I identify as a black intersex woman with a cfa.

[Anonymous No.55908911]

>>55908857
Yeah it's trap after trap this week. The only winning move seems to be not to play.

[Anonymous No.55908916]

>>55908903
double top

[Anonymous No.55908922]

>>55908903
Just a healthy intraday correction
Nigger

[Anonymous No.55908923]

SHORTING NVDA

[Anonymous No.55908925]

>qqq keeps doing daily double tops every day
Thanks for the easy money nerds

[Anonymous No.55908937]

This bread is getting stale.
OOOOOOOOOH WAGIE!!!

[Anonymous No.55908941]

>>55908923
Good luck, can you afford to hold up to 555?

[Anonymous No.55908953]

>>55908941
my TP is 437, after that i don't care. FILL THE GAP

[Anonymous No.55908958]

>>55908923
dont know if you are brave or a fool or both but good luck.

DICK's sporting goods (DKS) margin are down due to...... THEFT. It must be tough running a business in america with all the niggers.

holy shit, stock dropped by 20%.

[FRESH No.55908963]

>>55908957
>>55908957
>>55908957