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>> No.55901257

Damn I bought the top and sold the bottom again didn't I.

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>> No.55901262
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First for

>> No.55901263
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>he baked

>> No.55901279

EBET is a great buy here. Buying more on this dip for the run to .50c

>> No.55901280

W-what if nvda misses
W-we can still go to 500 at least right?

>> No.55901291
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New daily low on the VIX after that smashing open

>> No.55901292

in 12 minutes i will place a large order of QQQ puts that expire at 4pm EST today

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>> No.55901297

I believe in you QQQ!

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>> No.55901306

>I believe in you PikaQQQ!!!
this is how you sound

>> No.55901307

I bought massive amounts of LRQ

>> No.55901315

I just FOMO'd so it will head back down to 410ish (where I will panic sell).

>> No.55901317

So uh what's the huge pump in nasdaq about? Is this an emergency buy before Nvidia earnings comes out?

>> No.55901322

I need to buy more VTI today.

>> No.55901328
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>"this market cap isn't high enough relative to the earnings" said Mumu

>> No.55901332

Give me one (ONE) valid reason to think this isn't an exact repeat of the retardpump last monday and that we won't go back into bleed mode starting tomorrow.
Think, mumu, think. Retardpumps like this are peak bear market behaviour. The only reason we're going up is because RSI got so low everyone stopped shorting.

>> No.55901333
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how are there people still playing this market?

>> No.55901334

That armpit is BEGGING to be licked
A lure to bring in liquidity

>> No.55901337
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>All of that money
>0.04% dividend

>> No.55901338

Closed the last of my ENVX short. Very profitable trade because somehow Reyes and Cohodes keep getting new idiots to pile into their pump and dumps.
Cost basis of both of them is in the 20s so they are going to fraud up some news to get exit liquidity. I'll reshort on THAT pump to zero.

>> No.55901342

Tsla had 1k. This is rookie numbers

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Go on, anon.

>> No.55901346
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Buy puts now, like right now, all you gotta do

>> No.55901365

I'm like this close to just never selling anything ever again.

>> No.55901371

That’s massive cope anon. I’ve already moved on with the reality that my account is blown and these will all expire OTM

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>> No.55901384

>Mumus are going to rationalise NVDA doing a 4 bagger from here
oh boy...

>> No.55901388

I ain't gotta dollar,
But I don't need a dime

>> No.55901391
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Idk what you have or when you bought them, I'm talking about opening a new position right now, what deltas for leverage, time frame, etc, that's up to you

>> No.55901395

NSSC wtf is that?

>> No.55901404

The conservatives pt is $650 after a 1:10 split

>> No.55901408
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I uh.. just got some more VIX futes

>> No.55901425
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im 100% cash and getting fomo bad

>> No.55901426
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Well time to ride those up baby

>> No.55901431

only on VTI for me.

>> No.55901434
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>after a 1:10 split
>During a downward Bam Margera trend

>> No.55901440
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>ENVX Shareholders last week:
>“A ‘shelf’ is not an offering.”

>Management last week:
>Having a shelf is “just good housekeeping.” It doesn’t mean we’ll issue stock.
>Everyone with a brain:
>“They’d be insane not to sell overvalued stock given they need the money.”

Now: [pic related]


Greg Reyes has blocked me on Twitter but I'm pretty sure he's one of those people who fall into the category of "mouth breather tier stupid but somehow rich". He's actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers i've ever interacted with. Went to jail but still has a support system to keep him with enough capital to incinerate on dogshit companeis like ENVX

>> No.55901448

Is there a stock more shortable and overvalued than IBM?

>> No.55901450
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I hate to say it but we were really a bunch of stupid, clumsy Jewish niggers for not listening to CSCOanon

>> No.55901454

>MCF Energy: Drilling Permit Secured for Large Welchau Gas Prospect in Austria
ya'll laughed at me, but this shit is going to moon as soon.

>> No.55901459


>> No.55901460

I'm in no position to laugh at anyone.
I hope you win.

>> No.55901465

thanks fren, me too.

>> No.55901482


it will be my first penny stock victory.

>> No.55901486

Proctalgia fugax.
Anyone else know this feel?
It's soul killing.

>> No.55901492

NVDA has the most retarded charts right now.
You'd have to be retarded to buy RN.
>I wish I had bought shares when it was 100 dollars :(

>> No.55901493

Literal asspain?

>> No.55901496
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I'll look into it, but you are not a pajeet by chance are you?

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>> No.55901505

my now fat ex-wife works there. she was 100% hired as a diversity hire. She's the laziest person I've ever known. SHORT IT.

>> No.55901526

sold my SQQQ at $20.26
looks like i got out just in time

>> No.55901534

more like prostrate fuggass

>> No.55901538

Bondbros its a hard thankless task but lets get to slurping

>> No.55901545

Just woke up, knew something like this would happen. Classic monday. Told you this week will be retardpump til friday then jackson hole dump back to weekly 0%

>> No.55901552
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FUCK I sold my NVAX calls this morning at $8.17. Why the fuck did I do that and they expired in 2025. I’m retarded.

>> No.55901553

Literally yes.

>> No.55901567
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I'm thinking about scoopin some actually

>> No.55901569

>Nvidia targets keep rising as analysts bet on earnings blowout
I hope analysts get blown the fuck out

>> No.55901573

So what you’re saying is I should buy puts on NVAX and MRNA? Is that what you’re telling me?

>> No.55901575

do any of you bhenchodes have that funny AI generated picture that I made with the AI prompt of like "Masayoshi Son returns to the stock market to gamam squeeze everyone' or something

I did it with Bill Hwang too but i can find those ones

>> No.55901583
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If I sell, stuff will go up
If I buy, stuff will go down
why is this shit so rigged

>> No.55901584

man some of us are trying to do nofap energy transmutation alchemy to save our destroyed portfolios, can you not post this type of stuff

>> No.55901592

most gamblers quit right before they win the jackpot.

>> No.55901593

Ok, so what are you about to do?

>> No.55901596
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There's this autist who put himself as an investor for every stock he owns on LinkedIn

>> No.55901600

Are you sure that adheres to the chinese principles of feng shui to help you cultivate the mythical double action golden core

>> No.55901603

Unironically just hold. I think that'll be my plan for the most part. Maybe sell and readjust once annually at most.

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Which ones your favorite?

>> No.55901609

lmao, Pajeet-tier behaviour

>> No.55901610

this is the most reddit thing ever.. worst part is that his portfolio is 10,000 times healthier than any of ours

>> No.55901612

one of the two in the middle

>> No.55901616

It most likely was an Indian.

>> No.55901619

It’s gonna pass 600 on Wednesday retard

>> No.55901620

i don't know im not asian. gonna stick with my esoteric christian hermeticism, thanks very much

>> No.55901625

the only thing in my portfolio currently is VTI, which is basically just those stocks.

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I need sexo

>> No.55901629

good job on not being a degenerate retard, the amount of money i lost on FUBO stock is unspeakable

>> No.55901632

If Christ was so powerful why did he get impaled on another mans wood

>> No.55901633

I guess all of the money on the planet is going long on NVIDIA now

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I just checked and such a portfolio would have had about a -49% max drawdown in 2022, it's just high beta

>> No.55901644

What was the pic that got deleted

>> No.55901650

I won't buy it because I don't trust that I will be paying attention when it finally falls back to reality. It's going to break so many fucking baggies into an heroing

>> No.55901654

get 4chanX, then click Archive > Post

>> No.55901657

Brother I'm gonna keep it real with you. Whoever blasphemes against the Son will be forgiven. On the Cross, he forgave the ones crucifying him. "They do not understand what they do"

As long as you remain in ignorance, you have no sin, but as soon as you say "I see!" then your sin remains. John 9:41

P.S. I am a porn addict

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>I need sexo
Buy TLT, immediately.

>> No.55901664

Imagine the 5 nicest female butts in one room, then imagine the aroma
Now imagine a jannie faggot deleting it

>> No.55901666

some women find my beer gut sexy, dirty little sluts with daddy issues.

>> No.55901668

this sister has spoken truly. that tummy pouch signifies healthy pregnancy potential

>> No.55901672
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>buy and hold
>it was the top

I just shorted Turkish lira, about to long oil
sitting on some FTNT, gonna get some bonds
meaning market boutta go up next month

>> No.55901676

I sold TMF for a 10% loss, I'm not buying back in until I'm sure that little fuck JPow is cutting rates

>> No.55901677

based turk doubter

>> No.55901679

>The double life of a Gen Z Google software engineer earning six figures who says he works 1 hour a day
>“If I wanted to work long hours, I’d be at a startup,” he says. “Most people choose Google because of the work-life balance and benefits. You could work at Apple, but Apple has such fan appeal to software engineers. They work long hours…but at Google, most people know what they’re doing is a job.”

>> No.55901682

>nigga twitta opinions
women were a mistake

>> No.55901685

Did the NVDA earnings leak?

>> No.55901688

>market up
>oil down

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Things look Bretty gud bullbros

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It's one of those days where it's worth looking at the map.

>> No.55901695

Should I buy puts?

>> No.55901699
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What a great day to but NVDA puts

>> No.55901704
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Good thing I hedged with these staggered double diagonal butterflies with a broken wing on one side

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Do it, based retard. China is gonna crash the market!!

>> No.55901706

It’s been on a rip, could use a breather.

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>> No.55901725

Already did

>> No.55901737
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>the anon last thread about buying qqq puts that expire 4pm today

>> No.55901744

according to infowars we should all have been in fema camps 15 years ago

>> No.55901750

>size correlates with gains
>gains tied to indice weight
It's all just SPY/DIA/QQQ, otherwise the dump continues

>> No.55901751

No, this is covid related shit

>> No.55901762


>> No.55901772

He saved face. He actually bought TQQQ puts.
Tom Hanks' son threatened to send a guy to one.

>> No.55901782

>FANG +2,5% kek

>> No.55901785

Seems like there was a bit of a push to try another round of lockdowns around the world because a new strain is hitting, looks to have been largely ignored though.

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nvdabros.... we're going to 600

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>> No.55901806
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SPY > TLT. Also a little tummy is peak fertility.

>> No.55901813

Give me one reason why we won't dump tomorrow and go back to where we were last Friday

>> No.55901816

>green day
>but yields still going up
I'm scared

>> No.55901819

Go back? You mean go below?

>> No.55901824

Because we do it friday

>> No.55901827

Yeah tummys and dont forget the feet

>> No.55901828

May buy SOXS calls near EOD. Same thing happened a couple weeks ago, dump all week then mega poomp Monday for SOXL. It ain’t gonna pump all week, there will probably be a pullback tomorrow, at least a little.

>> No.55901831

Patience anon

>> No.55901833

I am kicking myself for selling my NVAX calls this morning. If this pumps back up to $30+ I’m gonna fucking kill myself.

>> No.55901837

Cool it pj herlin

>> No.55901845

pump before the dump

>> No.55901850

Vax pump n dump stocks have been pumping and dumping for decades. Shit will pump a week or two then nuke for no development.

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the only thing im really holding out for is Sept dump shenanigans, but its looking like nvda could cause a bullrun alone, not even sure if prices will get lower than these levels now.

>> No.55901856

Combined pump+dump Ollie 720 kickflip southpaw lazy eyes aunt Florence extreme

>> No.55901858

retail buying bags while everyone gets the fuck out

>> No.55901860

I remember AJ said the UN would intervene in the 2020 election certification, this was before J6. He buried that prediction after the protests broke out.

>> No.55901862

>nvda alone
Says who? /smg/? Since when has a chip firm, not a marketing firm, driven the market by itself?

>> No.55901870

Herein i last to rest
My 436 SPY puts

>> No.55901874

>NVDA good report
>every stock pumps for no reason
lot's of silly people out there with too much money.

>> No.55901879

Post position

>> No.55901883

>The only reasonable position this week:


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I'm making money today

>> No.55901892

>Since when has a chip firm, not a marketing firm, driven the market by itself?
Since January

>> No.55901894

Bless u

>> No.55901897

etrade has 4.25% savings account to hold cash that can be immediately transferred to brokerage accounts. so at least my cash is only slightly losing value doing nothing.

>> No.55901903

Chinks, man

What i meant by marketing firm, is the only tech firms driving the market are actually marketing firms

>> No.55901905
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sour hour incoming

>> No.55901908
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I would short Zoom, but I don't want to get fucked. EPS estimate seems a bit too big and seems like they beat the 4 previous estimates by a lot. Alternativily I was going to long CSIQ but again the EPS is fucking high.

>> No.55901911

you've been banging this too much money drum for too long, let it go

>> No.55901915

NVDA has been the talk of the town and by far the best performing asset YTD, NVDA has been driving the market since January

>> No.55901936

Yeah how’s not a good time to buy but I don’t think it’s going down for awhile

>> No.55901938

theres a pretty good chance this rally fails and slurpers get frustrated, again

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>> No.55901951

>w-why is the stake bloody
>stakes are driven into the hearts of vampires to kill them
>vampires are a euphamism for


>> No.55901961

shit piss gonna close above or below 4400???

>> No.55901962
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>> No.55901965

that didn't last long

>> No.55901966

We'll start reversing as soon as DOW hits %0.00 for the day

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I made 10 dollars today

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>> No.55901979

no one pays attention to the dow until its too late

>> No.55901989

>NVDA has been driving the market since January
And now its P/E is over 200, which is beyond ridiculous. It's a great company rolling in dough and selling everything it can make and as a financial instrument, the stock is overpriced to hell and back.

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>> No.55902016

Not debating that but come wednesday I bet it won't be overpriced any more (for one reason or another)

>> No.55902025

i doubt this meme rally even holds to earnings at this rate
nvidia just goes up 12% in a couple days on memes and hopium... well more realistically shorts getting destroyed again

>> No.55902039

I guess we'll see. I'm not unwilling to make a short-term speculative play to capitalize on everyone else's greed. But that's all it would be.

>> No.55902053

You’re probably right I’m just newish to options and got excited. I made an easy 7% profit but if I had waited an hour I probably could have had an 11 or 12% profit. Kicking myself.

>> No.55902062

One k what? Price to earnings or share price?

Oh you mean share price because you're a stupid mother fucker and don't even know how stocks work.

The entire market is stupid mother fuckers who don't know how stocks work.

225 is an obscene pe ratio. This market needs to crash and burn.

>> No.55902066

Is this a short squeeze? Is NVDA really going to 600? WTF is going on?

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>> No.55902073

its shorts getting forced out, yes
whenever you see action like this, thats always what it is
when a chart just bleeds up and to the right all day without any actual trade happening, its because shorts are getting liquidated

>> No.55902075

>225 is an obscene pe ratio. This market needs to crash and burn.
The market is forward looking, you fundamentalist boomers never learn

>> No.55902080

so did that retard lose a billion dollars?

>> No.55902086

Why the fuck are my oil stocks dumping

>> No.55902092
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>Oh you mean share price because you're a stupid mother fucker and don't even know how stocks work.
no he had it right, it's the P/E ratio that was over 1000

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>> No.55902100

>Le heckin short squizzle!!!!!
Coping retards, people are frontrunning the earnings pump, we're unironically going to $600 after earnings.

>> No.55902102

the burry thing was intentionally misreported
he didnt bet 1.6 billion against he market
he bet 1.6 billion divided by 100 against the market
which is likely just hedges for his long positions lol
never fall for memes kids

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I’m officially beheemed. Baggie lied to me again, my NVDA puts are very red

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>> No.55902111

you shouldnt ever touch meme stocks bro

>> No.55902113

bobo's have the better memes.

>> No.55902116

nvda stocktwits page is top tier entertainment. facebook boomers shitposting is the best

>> No.55902121
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We tried to save you, we really did

>> No.55902127

Based and saved

>> No.55902128

Nice trips. I made insane money off GME though

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Today has been very good

>> No.55902142

bulls in the thread,
nah not even tomorrow will be green, downtrend gonna continue tomorrow not as late as wendsday

>> No.55902143

how much of it did you lose after that trying to be the next wolf of wallstreet?

>> No.55902145

Reminder that literally the only reason we're pumping today is that we got so heavily oversold last week.
That's literally it.
This is bear market behaviour at its finest.

>> No.55902148

They only sell $28 B/year. You're valuing them at $1,156 B.

>> No.55902152

NVDA will be $500 tomorrow.

>> No.55902155

Look at the NVAX pump for swine flu / bird flu, then look at the SIGA pump last year, and also the respective dumps

>> No.55902157

>not even 500 yet

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>he still cares about fundamentals when we are balls deep in clownworld and it's starting to pull our beer gut into the clussy along with it

>> No.55902165

Today I bought ATKR

>> No.55902169

made $30k off $100, lost the majority of it by buying a huge fish tank and eating really fucking good for a couple months

>> No.55902170

You’re right it will probably return to $7-$7.50 in a week or 2 and I’ll rebuy the calls.

>> No.55902173

leverage is wall streets "dirty secret"
only modest soft dick retail traders think leverage is degenerate

>> No.55902176

i dont even call this a pump
the market looks like shit if there wasnt meme action in nvidia
but yeah, trend is still down, dont worry

>> No.55902179

How should a I play nvidia. I'm thinking of buying a 460 put ( 4 day exp) and 470 call (11 days exp) is this retarded?

>> No.55902181

Excuse me, sir. This is a no goblinaposting thread. Thank you for your attention.

>> No.55902184

It’s not just wallstreets secret, leveraging your successful business to outrun competition has been a staple of all business management since the 60’s at least

>> No.55902185

no im saying they reported his puts for the full value of the underlying. you divide it by 100 and thats the actual value of his options
i dont know how the jewish media gets away with this shit

>> No.55902187

Leverage is never not degenerate, you're betting money you don't have. Whether or not it's retarded depends on who's making the bet.

>> No.55902194

Yes, very. You’re not just buying 1 contract that’s going to drop with IV, but 2.

>> No.55902199

Because saying "noted permabear buys 16 million worth of put options" doesn't sound as good as "STOCK NOSTRADOMUS BETS IT ALL ON LINE GOING DOWN BIGLY TOMORROW!" and all the media houses are bought and paid for. It's a perfect storm of a retarded populace and corrupt industry driven by views and engagement.

>> No.55902206

last chance to take profits.

>> No.55902209

most retail think that its leverage x your whole portfolio.
its the opposite
its total position value / leverage.

>> No.55902211

literally the most retarded possible trade you could make on it
IV crushed both sides, end up losing everything, 100% loss practically guaranteed
you are the straddle sellers wet dream.

>> No.55902212

Do not do this. Read my posts in this thread I mean I’m retarded but for the love of god do not do this unless you derive pleasure from losing money

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Gaps closed 480 here we go.

>> No.55902216

We didn't even get the put expiries. They could be LEAPS with only 2-4x leverage, which would still be a sizeable bet if face value is ~2b

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>> No.55902225

is now the time to sell nvda

>> No.55902226

options are too expensive
sell them to people
dont buy them
far otm strikes, both sides

>> No.55902228
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i will literally never sell

>> No.55902229

Depends entirely on how you're doing it. If you're not a complete fucking idiot you do it that way, if you ARE a complete fucking idiot your experience with leverage is probably in the crypto or forex markets where you were betting 10x or 100x your initial and got raped inside out when the line went the wrong way and your stop-loss magically didn't trigger so you now owe the exchange 150k on a 1.5k bet. That is actually retarded, and there are definitely people in finance at all levels stupid enough to make bets like that.

>> No.55902233

i doubt that he bet 500 million on a crash.

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>> No.55902238

Optimal strategies involve a leverage ratio other than 1

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oh shit guys, I'M LOOVERAGING

>> No.55902246

Moderna up 10% today, time to free myself from these bags.

>> No.55902247

I mean yeah but if he's playing around with 16-20 million on put options to hedge the rest of his portfolio of 1.6 billion dollars that's just a business expense, not actually betting shit's going to crash hard.

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How the fuck do I make money on this shit!!!

>> No.55902251

>meltup continues

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QQQ plus TLT bros...

We are spinning our wheels

>> No.55902254

But less than 10 or you're

>> No.55902256

okay NVDA has to stop going up now my puts are in danger

>> No.55902262

Are (((they))) going to bring back the vaccine mandates to pump the covid shot bags or not?

>> No.55902263

find another play, or wait for a retarded pump to something ridiculous like $520 then get puts. But NVDA isn't good to short, not because it might go up but simply because it's not gonna go down much, at least not soon.

>> No.55902265

the moment you sell them is when it stops going up
and if you dont sell them, it never stops going up
whenever you are long directional options you will ALWAYS lose

>> No.55902272

I really hope so. I’m unvaxxed btw but I learned my lesson should have bought mRNA and Nvax in 2020 before they ballooned

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>> No.55902278

Shouldn't a politician be trying to hide the fact that they have very obvious schizo eyes?

>> No.55902281
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I've been at work. What the fuck is happening with soxl?????? Why is it giga pumping

>> No.55902282

I think they want to and will try which will lead to a pump for vax stocks, but nowhere near what it was the first time around in terms of pump or being onerous cunts.

>> No.55902283

that's coke

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>> No.55902291

apparently all stocks are tied to nvidia's earnings report. lol.

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markets having a bit of an oversold bounce day thing here

>> No.55902293

>he thinks they're not all insane
It's been common knowledge anyone in politics is no longer human since the 1600's at least, where have you been?

>> No.55902305

why do you want to give money to those scheming kikes?
fuck them.
>t. unvaxxed

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David SOXL was overheard saying something about AI by the water cooler

>> No.55902317

Fuck you for betting against AMERICA

>> No.55902321

NVDA to infinity. That means even a single share will be worth infinite dollars.

>> No.55902322

>$960 a month.
when is the airbnb bubble popping?

>> No.55902325

>SKYT only up by 0.15%

>> No.55902331

NVDA stocks will be the new currency

>> No.55902338

nvidia saved the markets from financial ruin poggers

>> No.55902344

I sold my VIX puts early in the morning, and thought I made the right move when it went back up to $18....

>> No.55902345

When people get mad enough about getting priced out of housing to start voting in local elections to get AirBNB banned from their town or county. It's already started happening in some places, people are figuring out it's a gross and overpriced way of getting a hotel you can do drugs in without worrying about the cops.

>> No.55902350

Aaaaand we’re back.

>> No.55902351

As long as the West Coast exits, never.

>> No.55902356


>> No.55902357

oh n-

>> No.55902361

There will be two classes of people, the haves and the have nots, the have nots will do absolutely anything for the haves and they will be rewarded by allowed to bask in the aura of a single physical NVDA share kept in a safe.

>> No.55902371

I wouldn't worry so much. NVDA can always print new shares. Everyone can have one, we can all be infinitely rich.

>> No.55902373

you did what any other sane person would do.
panama canal, month of august (vix is often higher then). just general market is fucky as fuck.
dont blame yourself

>> No.55902377

back below 4400

>> No.55902378

What's the over under for how many times they say AI during the NVDA earnings call?

>> No.55902380

lets make one thing perfectly clear
if the market was in good shape, they wouldnt only be flooding nvidia today
these are the easiest spy/qqq puts of your life, if you have faith that Jesus died for your sins

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>> No.55902385

I don’t really view it as giving them money. I plan on buying $7.50 NVAX calls again soon and if it goes to even $50 I will be set for the next 5-6 years of my life.

>> No.55902386

I'd still be going long dated expiry close to strike on them puts. Market will stay irrational longer than you'll stay solvent otherwise.

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>> No.55902410
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TradingView has capped the number of tickers you can track in the free tier to 30.

>> No.55902411

if you do that how can you expect 20x your portfolio every day just to keep up with inflation?

>> No.55902417
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>Stocktwits sentiment is bearish on NVDA
What have I done

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What do you call this pattern

>> No.55902422

My asshole burns mumu please stop the fucking RAPE

>> No.55902423

yes. luckily, I already had around 300 tickers.
they can come and take them from me, I wont remove them.

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Minding the gap.

>> No.55902431

+0.60 gme and bbbyq

>> No.55902439

Great movie

>> No.55902446

Retarted me dusted $200 in 0dte puts expecting spy to turn around... and again... and again... but it didn't

>> No.55902449

Is Wednesday gonna be a NVDA fake out?

>> No.55902457

dead cat bounce
zoom out and enlarge box

>> No.55902456

>*shakefake outdown

>> No.55902458

few countries have either banned it or started taxing short term rentals to the point where it isn't profitable. tbqh some chancer trying to get a grand a week for a tent from idiots isn't the problem, its all the property that would otherwise be ideal for young singles or couples in rural areas that is now used for 6 months a year for rich boomers to holiday in/invest in that is.

>> No.55902459

seriously considering going all in long again, just know this entire market is going to retard rally if nvda earnings print

>> No.55902463

NVDA already has such a high bar, that the only way they can reach their targets is if this AI shit is no joke.

>> No.55902467


>> No.55902468

why are you trying to do 0dte puts on the most OBVIOUS day that a slurp was gonna happen
they gave you so much time today to not get involved with that

>> No.55902471

AI is real.

>> No.55902475

What if the whole last month was just an anti-dead cat bounce?
Now that the anti-bounce is over, we can resume climbing

>> No.55902479

the rents are crazy
you either relax zoning regulations or you ban airbnb (tax it to death)
there nothing in between

>> No.55902480

apple missed iphone sales
point blank, period
the stock market is over simply because of that

>> No.55902481

Fake Bobo shake out

>> No.55902485

they won't miss

but it will be priced in

>> No.55902488

Clown market clown world i will not bend to this faggotry 3k more nvda puts tomorrow idc this company is not worth 1T

>> No.55902489

yeah its very likely the market is back down to this mornings levels by tomorrow
and then it goes lower when the rush to the exits on nvidia starts
if you dont think theres going to be a gigasell either tomorrow morning or overnight because they cant wait you are crazy
it always does this
of course after the gigasell it will just bounce up for another $1000 bucks or whatever but still

>> No.55902492

No one cares
Apple is a services company now
Saying it's over because Apple didn't sell enough iPHones is like saying it's over because General Motors didn't sell enough Corvette branded shirts

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>> No.55902500

im sorry but the chart doesnt lie
somebody REALLY wanted out of apple
do you not find it strange how no one wants to really buy it?
i mean, its apple, right???
its over

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i dont feel so good

>> No.55902504

what services? iChat? serious question. apple goyvision?

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Well I'm glad I listened to my instincts and didn't short.

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>99,15% down YTD

>> No.55902524

i forgot about iTunes

>> No.55902530

i am dropping a crumb for you retards:

buy INTC

The king is coming home

>> No.55902533

Yeah real BAD

>> No.55902541
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But why?

>> No.55902539

content and cloud provision in an ecosystem that just werks

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>> No.55902560

I prefer taxing them to death. Makes me more money with less consequences

>> No.55902564

afterhours is green as hell

>> No.55902565

why are you so sure?

>> No.55902576

It's difficult to predict the direction, but on a newsless day like today chart reading is your friend. Though it depends on how you go about it.
I personally exited all my shorts today because VIX hit the BB upper limits.

>> No.55902579

when i say overnight i mean overnight not 20 mins after market close lol

>> No.55902583

the proper capitalist way would be to relax zoning laws but its nice to have forests too so I am split on that one.
just tax them, fuckers think they can get away with those crazy prices.

>> No.55902589

A pointless discussion as no one will ever vote themselves to be taxed to death.
Everyone just hopes those sorts of regulations will happen somewhere else. Real estate makes everyone insane.

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Tell me that's a paper account.

>> No.55902597

Someone bake ffs

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no, I don't appreciate how I was treated in this one
I shalln't be doing anything to help

>> No.55902603

funny thing is we didnt even have this problem before airbnb.
sure, you had subletting and vacation properties and bed n breakfasts, but this whole airbnb thing just got out of hand real quick.

>> No.55902608

it's how ta niggers cope with their astrology. everything is priced in, lines dictate the market, crystal balls are real and can be looked through with this $200/month subscription to a random youtuber who for unexplained reasons looks dishevelled and appears to live in a bedsit etc

>> No.55902613

The beauty of taxes is I dont have to vote to tax myself to death. But I can certainly do that to others.

>> No.55902615

Could've just been someone that got heemed on another position and had to liquidate holdings to make ends meet. If they were selling APPL they were totally fucked though.

>> No.55902617

make a new thread retard

>> No.55902620

its like these assholes uber and shit.
we had deliveries before uber but now, you see these immigrants everywhere on these bikes,
its like as if the uber paid the government to bring all those shitskins and niggers in just to have cheap labor.
its fucking mental

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>> No.55902625

>But I can certainly do that to others.
Unfortunately you are a single person, and the majority will never go along with your dreams.

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>> No.55902643

and all the lazy fucks ordering food all of the sudden? fuck covid, its over. send them home now.

>> No.55902644

The issue is residential real estate is being converted into commercial real estate. Relaxing zoning laws would help drive down housing prices but at cost of communities hurt by airbnb. If instead they had to play fair and be beholden hotel laws they'd be screwed

>> No.55902648

>its like as if the uber paid the government to bring all those shitskins and niggers in just to have cheap labor.
Pff what? Inconceivable. I can't believe you'd even suggest that.

>> No.55902651

Bake a new one retards

>> No.55902658

i am literally listening to those two retards right now

>> No.55902675

I baked

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