/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.55901243]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55901255]

SHORT NVDA NOW

[Anonymous No.55901257]

Damn I bought the top and sold the bottom again didn't I.

[Anonymous No.55901258]

STOP FUCKING SELLING EBET STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.55901262]

First for
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55901263]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55901279]

EBET is a great buy here. Buying more on this dip for the run to .50c

[Anonymous No.55901280]

W-what if nvda misses
W-we can still go to 500 at least right?

[Anonymous No.55901291]

New daily low on the VIX after that smashing open

[Anonymous No.55901292]

in 12 minutes i will place a large order of QQQ puts that expire at 4pm EST today

[Anonymous No.55901293]

[Anonymous No.55901297]

I believe in you QQQ!

[Anonymous No.55901300]

>Presents

[Anonymous No.55901306]

>>55901297
>I believe in you PikaQQQ!!!
this is how you sound

[Anonymous No.55901307]

I bought massive amounts of LRQ

[Anonymous No.55901315]

>>55901280
I just FOMO'd so it will head back down to 410ish (where I will panic sell).

[Anonymous No.55901317]

So uh what's the huge pump in nasdaq about? Is this an emergency buy before Nvidia earnings comes out?

[Anonymous No.55901322]

>>55901293
I need to buy more VTI today.

[Anonymous No.55901328]

>"this market cap isn't high enough relative to the earnings" said Mumu

[Anonymous No.55901332]

Give me one (ONE) valid reason to think this isn't an exact repeat of the retardpump last monday and that we won't go back into bleed mode starting tomorrow.
Think, mumu, think. Retardpumps like this are peak bear market behaviour. The only reason we're going up is because RSI got so low everyone stopped shorting.

[Anonymous No.55901333]

how are there people still playing this market?

[Anonymous No.55901334]

>>55901300
That armpit is BEGGING to be licked
>>55901317
A lure to bring in liquidity

[Anonymous No.55901337]

>>55901328
>All of that money
>0.04% dividend
DAHMP IT

[Anonymous No.55901338]

Closed the last of my ENVX short. Very profitable trade because somehow Reyes and Cohodes keep getting new idiots to pile into their pump and dumps.
Cost basis of both of them is in the 20s so they are going to fraud up some news to get exit liquidity. I'll reshort on THAT pump to zero.

[Anonymous No.55901342]

>>55901328
Tsla had 1k. This is rookie numbers

[Anonymous No.55901345]

>>55901334
Go on, anon.

[Anonymous No.55901346]

Buy puts now, like right now, all you gotta do

[Anonymous No.55901365]

>>55901257
I'm like this close to just never selling anything ever again.

[Anonymous No.55901371]

>>55901346
That’s massive cope anon. I’ve already moved on with the reality that my account is blown and these will all expire OTM

[Anonymous No.55901373]

>>55901257
same
fuck

[Anonymous No.55901384]

>>55901342
>Mumus are going to rationalise NVDA doing a 4 bagger from here
oh boy...

[Anonymous No.55901388]

I ain't gotta dollar,
But I don't need a dime

[Anonymous No.55901391]

>>55901371
Idk what you have or when you bought them, I'm talking about opening a new position right now, what deltas for leverage, time frame, etc, that's up to you

[Anonymous No.55901395]

NSSC wtf is that?

[Anonymous No.55901404]

>>55901384
The conservatives pt is $650 after a 1:10 split

[Anonymous No.55901408]

>>55901346
I uh.. just got some more VIX futes

[Anonymous No.55901425]

im 100% cash and getting fomo bad

[Anonymous No.55901426]

>>55901408
Well time to ride those up baby

[Anonymous No.55901431]

>>55901425
only on VTI for me.

[Anonymous No.55901434]

>>55901404
>after a 1:10 split
>During a downward Bam Margera trend

[Anonymous No.55901440]

>>55901338
>ENVX Shareholders last week:
>“A ‘shelf’ is not an offering.”

>Management last week:
>Having a shelf is “just good housekeeping.” It doesn’t mean we’ll issue stock.
>Everyone with a brain:
>“They’d be insane not to sell overvalued stock given they need the money.”

Now: [pic related]

Lol.

Greg Reyes has blocked me on Twitter but I'm pretty sure he's one of those people who fall into the category of "mouth breather tier stupid but somehow rich". He's actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers i've ever interacted with. Went to jail but still has a support system to keep him with enough capital to incinerate on dogshit companeis like ENVX

[Anonymous No.55901448]

Is there a stock more shortable and overvalued than IBM?

[Anonymous No.55901450]

I hate to say it but we were really a bunch of stupid, clumsy Jewish niggers for not listening to CSCOanon

[Anonymous No.55901454]

>MCF Energy: Drilling Permit Secured for Large Welchau Gas Prospect in Austria
ya'll laughed at me, but this shit is going to moon as soon.

[Anonymous No.55901459]

>>55901337
>1337
https://youtu.be/FzoXQKumgCw

[Anonymous No.55901460]

>>55901454
I'm in no position to laugh at anyone.
I hope you win.

[Anonymous No.55901465]

>>55901460
thanks fren, me too.

[Anonymous No.55901482]

>>55901454
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mcf-energy-drilling-permit-secured-114500025.html

it will be my first penny stock victory.

[Anonymous No.55901486]

Proctalgia fugax.
Anyone else know this feel?
It's soul killing.

[Anonymous No.55901492]

>>55901243
NVDA has the most retarded charts right now.
You'd have to be retarded to buy RN.
>I wish I had bought shares when it was 100 dollars :(

[Anonymous No.55901493]

>>55901486
Literal asspain?

[Anonymous No.55901496]

>>55901482
I'll look into it, but you are not a pajeet by chance are you?

[Anonymous No.55901501]

>>55901496
negative

[Anonymous No.55901505]

>>55901448
my now fat ex-wife works there. she was 100% hired as a diversity hire. She's the laziest person I've ever known. SHORT IT.

[Anonymous No.55901526]

sold my SQQQ at $20.26
looks like i got out just in time

[Anonymous No.55901534]

>>55901486
more like prostrate fuggass

[Anonymous No.55901538]

Bondbros its a hard thankless task but lets get to slurping

[Anonymous No.55901545]

Just woke up, knew something like this would happen. Classic monday. Told you this week will be retardpump til friday then jackson hole dump back to weekly 0%

[Anonymous No.55901552]

FUCK I sold my NVAX calls this morning at $8.17. Why the fuck did I do that and they expired in 2025. I’m retarded.

[Anonymous No.55901553]

>>55901493
Literally yes.

[Anonymous No.55901567]

>>55901526
I'm thinking about scoopin some actually

[Anonymous No.55901569]

>Nvidia targets keep rising as analysts bet on earnings blowout
I hope analysts get blown the fuck out

[Anonymous No.55901573]

>>55901545
So what you’re saying is I should buy puts on NVAX and MRNA? Is that what you’re telling me?

[Anonymous No.55901575]

do any of you bhenchodes have that funny AI generated picture that I made with the AI prompt of like "Masayoshi Son returns to the stock market to gamam squeeze everyone' or something

I did it with Bill Hwang too but i can find those ones

[Anonymous No.55901583]

If I sell, stuff will go up
If I buy, stuff will go down
why is this shit so rigged

[Anonymous No.55901584]

>>55901552
man some of us are trying to do nofap energy transmutation alchemy to save our destroyed portfolios, can you not post this type of stuff

[Anonymous No.55901592]

>>55901583
most gamblers quit right before they win the jackpot.

[Anonymous No.55901593]

>>55901583
Ok, so what are you about to do?

[Anonymous No.55901596]

There's this autist who put himself as an investor for every stock he owns on LinkedIn

[Anonymous No.55901600]

>>55901584
Are you sure that adheres to the chinese principles of feng shui to help you cultivate the mythical double action golden core

[Anonymous No.55901603]

>>55901583
Unironically just hold. I think that'll be my plan for the most part. Maybe sell and readjust once annually at most.

[Anonymous No.55901607]

>>55901552
Which ones your favorite?

[Anonymous No.55901609]

>>55901596
lmao, Pajeet-tier behaviour

[Anonymous No.55901610]

>>55901596
this is the most reddit thing ever.. worst part is that his portfolio is 10,000 times healthier than any of ours

[Anonymous No.55901612]

>>55901607
one of the two in the middle

[Anonymous No.55901616]

>>55901609
It most likely was an Indian.

[Anonymous No.55901619]

>>55901255
It’s gonna pass 600 on Wednesday retard

[Anonymous No.55901620]

>>55901600
i don't know im not asian. gonna stick with my esoteric christian hermeticism, thanks very much

[Anonymous No.55901625]

>>55901610
the only thing in my portfolio currently is VTI, which is basically just those stocks.

[Anonymous No.55901628]

>>55901552
I need sexo

[Anonymous No.55901629]

>>55901625
good job on not being a degenerate retard, the amount of money i lost on FUBO stock is unspeakable

[Anonymous No.55901632]

>>55901620
If Christ was so powerful why did he get impaled on another mans wood

[Anonymous No.55901633]

>>55901619
I guess all of the money on the planet is going long on NVIDIA now

[Anonymous No.55901636]

>>55901610
I just checked and such a portfolio would have had about a -49% max drawdown in 2022, it's just high beta

[Anonymous No.55901644]

What was the pic that got deleted

[Anonymous No.55901650]

>>55901633
I won't buy it because I don't trust that I will be paying attention when it finally falls back to reality. It's going to break so many fucking baggies into an heroing

[Anonymous No.55901654]

>>55901644
get 4chanX, then click Archive > Post

[Anonymous No.55901657]

>>55901632
Brother I'm gonna keep it real with you. Whoever blasphemes against the Son will be forgiven. On the Cross, he forgave the ones crucifying him. "They do not understand what they do"

As long as you remain in ignorance, you have no sin, but as soon as you say "I see!" then your sin remains. John 9:41

P.S. I am a porn addict

[Anonymous No.55901660]

>>55901628
>I need sexo
Buy TLT, immediately.

[Anonymous No.55901664]

>>55901644
Imagine the 5 nicest female butts in one room, then imagine the aroma
Now imagine a jannie faggot deleting it

[Anonymous No.55901666]

>>55901660
some women find my beer gut sexy, dirty little sluts with daddy issues.

[Anonymous No.55901668]

>>55901660
this sister has spoken truly. that tummy pouch signifies healthy pregnancy potential

[Anonymous No.55901672]

>>55901603
>buy and hold
>it was the top

>>55901593
I just shorted Turkish lira, about to long oil
sitting on some FTNT, gonna get some bonds
meaning market boutta go up next month

[Anonymous No.55901676]

>>55901660
I sold TMF for a 10% loss, I'm not buying back in until I'm sure that little fuck JPow is cutting rates

[Anonymous No.55901677]

>>55901672
based turk doubter

[Anonymous No.55901679]

>The double life of a Gen Z Google software engineer earning six figures who says he works 1 hour a day
>“If I wanted to work long hours, I’d be at a startup,” he says. “Most people choose Google because of the work-life balance and benefits. You could work at Apple, but Apple has such fan appeal to software engineers. They work long hours…but at Google, most people know what they’re doing is a job.”

[Anonymous No.55901682]

>>55901660
>nigga twitta opinions
women were a mistake

[Anonymous No.55901685]

Did the NVDA earnings leak?

[Anonymous No.55901688]

>market up
>oil down
HAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S OVER FOR OILKEKS

[Anonymous No.55901692]

Things look Bretty gud bullbros

[Anonymous No.55901693]

It's one of those days where it's worth looking at the map.

[Anonymous No.55901695]

>>55901553
Should I buy puts?

[Anonymous No.55901699]

What a great day to but NVDA puts

[Anonymous No.55901704]

Good thing I hedged with these staggered double diagonal butterflies with a broken wing on one side

[Anonymous No.55901705]

>>55901699
Do it, based retard. China is gonna crash the market!!

[Anonymous No.55901706]

>>55901688
It’s been on a rip, could use a breather.

[Anonymous No.55901718]

>>55901699
>>55901705
BASED RETARD WINS AGAIN

[Anonymous No.55901725]

>>55901705
Already did

[Anonymous No.55901737]

>the anon last thread about buying qqq puts that expire 4pm today

[Anonymous No.55901744]

according to infowars we should all have been in fema camps 15 years ago

[Anonymous No.55901750]

>>55901693
>size correlates with gains
>gains tied to indice weight
It's all just SPY/DIA/QQQ, otherwise the dump continues

[Anonymous No.55901751]

>>55901573
>>55901573
No, this is covid related shit

[Anonymous No.55901762]

>>55901725
Same

[Anonymous No.55901772]

>>55901737
He saved face. He actually bought TQQQ puts.
>>55901744
Tom Hanks' son threatened to send a guy to one.

[Anonymous No.55901782]

>>55901693
>FANG +2,5% kek

[Anonymous No.55901785]

>>55901751
Seems like there was a bit of a push to try another round of lockdowns around the world because a new strain is hitting, looks to have been largely ignored though.

[Anonymous No.55901789]

nvdabros.... we're going to 600

[Anonymous No.55901792]

IM GOOONA POOOOMP

[Anonymous No.55901806]

>>55901660
SPY > TLT. Also a little tummy is peak fertility.

[Anonymous No.55901813]

Give me one reason why we won't dump tomorrow and go back to where we were last Friday

[Anonymous No.55901816]

>green day
>but yields still going up
I'm scared

[Anonymous No.55901819]

>>55901813
Go back? You mean go below?

[Anonymous No.55901824]

>>55901813
Because we do it friday

[Anonymous No.55901827]

>>55901806
Yeah tummys and dont forget the feet

[Anonymous No.55901828]

May buy SOXS calls near EOD. Same thing happened a couple weeks ago, dump all week then mega poomp Monday for SOXL. It ain’t gonna pump all week, there will probably be a pullback tomorrow, at least a little.

[Anonymous No.55901831]

>>55901425
Patience anon

[Anonymous No.55901833]

>>55901785
I am kicking myself for selling my NVAX calls this morning. If this pumps back up to $30+ I’m gonna fucking kill myself.

[Anonymous No.55901837]

>>55901833
Cool it pj herlin

[Anonymous No.55901845]

pump before the dump

[Anonymous No.55901850]

>>55901833
Vax pump n dump stocks have been pumping and dumping for decades. Shit will pump a week or two then nuke for no development.

[Anonymous No.55901853]

>>55901831
the only thing im really holding out for is Sept dump shenanigans, but its looking like nvda could cause a bullrun alone, not even sure if prices will get lower than these levels now.

[Anonymous No.55901856]

>>55901845
Combined pump+dump Ollie 720 kickflip southpaw lazy eyes aunt Florence extreme

[Anonymous No.55901858]

>>55901816
retail buying bags while everyone gets the fuck out

[Anonymous No.55901860]

>>55901744
I remember AJ said the UN would intervene in the 2020 election certification, this was before J6. He buried that prediction after the protests broke out.

[Anonymous No.55901862]

>>55901853
>nvda alone
Says who? /smg/? Since when has a chip firm, not a marketing firm, driven the market by itself?

[Anonymous No.55901870]

Herein i last to rest
My 436 SPY puts

[Anonymous No.55901874]

>NVDA good report
>every stock pumps for no reason
lot's of silly people out there with too much money.

[Anonymous No.55901879]

>>55901725
Post position

[Anonymous No.55901883]

>The only reasonable position this week:

CASH

[Anonymous No.55901887]

I'm making money today

[Anonymous No.55901892]

>>55901862
>Since when has a chip firm, not a marketing firm, driven the market by itself?
Since January

[Anonymous No.55901894]

>>55901887
Bless u

[Anonymous No.55901897]

etrade has 4.25% savings account to hold cash that can be immediately transferred to brokerage accounts. so at least my cash is only slightly losing value doing nothing.

[Anonymous No.55901903]

>>55901892
Chinks, man

What i meant by marketing firm, is the only tech firms driving the market are actually marketing firms
Aapl
Msft

[Anonymous No.55901905]

sour hour incoming

[Anonymous No.55901908]

I would short Zoom, but I don't want to get fucked. EPS estimate seems a bit too big and seems like they beat the 4 previous estimates by a lot. Alternativily I was going to long CSIQ but again the EPS is fucking high.

[Anonymous No.55901911]

>>55901874
you've been banging this too much money drum for too long, let it go

[Anonymous No.55901915]

>>55901903
NVDA has been the talk of the town and by far the best performing asset YTD, NVDA has been driving the market since January

[Anonymous No.55901936]

>>55901650
Yeah how’s not a good time to buy but I don’t think it’s going down for awhile

[Anonymous No.55901938]

theres a pretty good chance this rally fails and slurpers get frustrated, again

[Anonymous No.55901942]

>>55901894
Thanks!
And BLESS YOU TOO anon

[Anonymous No.55901950]

4400

[Anonymous No.55901951]

>>55901942
>w-why is the stake bloody
>stakes are driven into the hearts of vampires to kill them
>vampires are a euphamism for

... BASED

[Anonymous No.55901961]

shit piss gonna close above or below 4400???

[Anonymous No.55901962]

>>55901942
Thanks

[Anonymous No.55901965]

>>55901950
that didn't last long

[Anonymous No.55901966]

We'll start reversing as soon as DOW hits %0.00 for the day

[Anonymous No.55901967]

>>55901961
below

[Anonymous No.55901970]

I made 10 dollars today

[Anonymous No.55901972]

I'M RECOOOOOOVERING!!!

[Anonymous No.55901977]

>>55901908

[Anonymous No.55901978]

POWER

HOUR

[Anonymous No.55901979]

>>55901966
no one pays attention to the dow until its too late

[Anonymous No.55901989]

>>55901915
>NVDA has been driving the market since January
And now its P/E is over 200, which is beyond ridiculous. It's a great company rolling in dough and selling everything it can make and as a financial instrument, the stock is overpriced to hell and back.

[Anonymous No.55901992]

>>55901908

[Anonymous No.55902016]

>>55901989
>overpriced
Not debating that but come wednesday I bet it won't be overpriced any more (for one reason or another)

[Anonymous No.55902025]

>>55901989
i doubt this meme rally even holds to earnings at this rate
nvidia just goes up 12% in a couple days on memes and hopium... well more realistically shorts getting destroyed again

[Anonymous No.55902039]

>>55902016
I guess we'll see. I'm not unwilling to make a short-term speculative play to capitalize on everyone else's greed. But that's all it would be.

[Anonymous No.55902053]

>>55901850
You’re probably right I’m just newish to options and got excited. I made an easy 7% profit but if I had waited an hour I probably could have had an 11 or 12% profit. Kicking myself.

[Anonymous No.55902062]

>>55901342
One k what? Price to earnings or share price?

Oh you mean share price because you're a stupid mother fucker and don't even know how stocks work.

The entire market is stupid mother fuckers who don't know how stocks work.

225 is an obscene pe ratio. This market needs to crash and burn.

[Anonymous No.55902066]

Is this a short squeeze? Is NVDA really going to 600? WTF is going on?

[Anonymous No.55902070]

HAHAHA NVDA STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

[Anonymous No.55902073]

>>55902066
its shorts getting forced out, yes
whenever you see action like this, thats always what it is
when a chart just bleeds up and to the right all day without any actual trade happening, its because shorts are getting liquidated

[Anonymous No.55902075]

>>55902062
>225 is an obscene pe ratio. This market needs to crash and burn.
The market is forward looking, you fundamentalist boomers never learn

[Anonymous No.55902080]

so did that retard lose a billion dollars?

[Anonymous No.55902086]

Why the fuck are my oil stocks dumping

[Anonymous No.55902092]

>>55902062
>Oh you mean share price because you're a stupid mother fucker and don't even know how stocks work.
no he had it right, it's the P/E ratio that was over 1000

[Anonymous No.55902096]

THEY SELL 2400$ GRAPHICS CARDS BY THE FUCKIN' PALLET AS FAST AS THEY MAKE THEM, DID YOU RETARDS THINK THE SILICON ERA EQUIVALENT OF BEING PABLO FUCKING ESCOBAR WASN'T GONNA PAY OFF? EAT SHIT NVDA BEARS! I'M TAKING YO BITCH TO PIZZAHUT TONITE!

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55902100]

>Le heckin short squizzle!!!!!
Coping retards, people are frontrunning the earnings pump, we're unironically going to $600 after earnings.

[Anonymous No.55902102]

>>55902080
the burry thing was intentionally misreported
he didnt bet 1.6 billion against he market
he bet 1.6 billion divided by 100 against the market
which is likely just hedges for his long positions lol
never fall for memes kids

[Anonymous No.55902103]

I’m officially beheemed. Baggie lied to me again, my NVDA puts are very red

[Anonymous No.55902104]

BOBO DOOOO SOMETHING!!!!

[Anonymous No.55902111]

>>55902103
you shouldnt ever touch meme stocks bro

[Anonymous No.55902113]

>>55902104
bobo's have the better memes.

[Anonymous No.55902116]

nvda stocktwits page is top tier entertainment. facebook boomers shitposting is the best

[Anonymous No.55902121]

>>55902103
We tried to save you, we really did

[Anonymous No.55902127]

>>55902096
Based and saved

[Anonymous No.55902128]

>>55902111
Nice trips. I made insane money off GME though

[Anonymous No.55902136]

Today has been very good

[Anonymous No.55902142]

bulls in the thread,
complacency
nah not even tomorrow will be green, downtrend gonna continue tomorrow not as late as wendsday

[Anonymous No.55902143]

>>55902128
how much of it did you lose after that trying to be the next wolf of wallstreet?

[Anonymous No.55902145]

Reminder that literally the only reason we're pumping today is that we got so heavily oversold last week.
That's literally it.
This is bear market behaviour at its finest.

[Anonymous No.55902148]

>>55902096
They only sell $28 B/year. You're valuing them at $1,156 B.

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55902152]

>>55902142
NVDA will be $500 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55902155]

>>55902053
Look at the NVAX pump for swine flu / bird flu, then look at the SIGA pump last year, and also the respective dumps

[Anonymous No.55902157]

>>55902066
>not even 500 yet

[Anonymous No.55902160]

>>55902148
>he still cares about fundamentals when we are balls deep in clownworld and it's starting to pull our beer gut into the clussy along with it
DAMN NIGGA YOU DUMB AS HELL

[Anonymous No.55902165]

Today I bought ATKR

[Anonymous No.55902169]

>>55902143
made $30k off $100, lost the majority of it by buying a huge fish tank and eating really fucking good for a couple months

[Anonymous No.55902170]

>>55902155
You’re right it will probably return to $7-$7.50 in a week or 2 and I’ll rebuy the calls.

[Anonymous No.55902173]

>>55902102
leverage is wall streets "dirty secret"
only modest soft dick retail traders think leverage is degenerate

[Anonymous No.55902176]

>>55902145
i dont even call this a pump
the market looks like shit if there wasnt meme action in nvidia
but yeah, trend is still down, dont worry

[Anonymous No.55902179]

How should a I play nvidia. I'm thinking of buying a 460 put ( 4 day exp) and 470 call (11 days exp) is this retarded?

[Anonymous No.55902181]

>>55901300
Excuse me, sir. This is a no goblinaposting thread. Thank you for your attention.

[Anonymous No.55902184]

>>55902173
It’s not just wallstreets secret, leveraging your successful business to outrun competition has been a staple of all business management since the 60’s at least

[Anonymous No.55902185]

>>55902173
no im saying they reported his puts for the full value of the underlying. you divide it by 100 and thats the actual value of his options
i dont know how the jewish media gets away with this shit

[Anonymous No.55902187]

>>55902173
Leverage is never not degenerate, you're betting money you don't have. Whether or not it's retarded depends on who's making the bet.

[Anonymous No.55902194]

>>55902179
Yes, very. You’re not just buying 1 contract that’s going to drop with IV, but 2.

[Anonymous No.55902199]

>>55902185
Because saying "noted permabear buys 16 million worth of put options" doesn't sound as good as "STOCK NOSTRADOMUS BETS IT ALL ON LINE GOING DOWN BIGLY TOMORROW!" and all the media houses are bought and paid for. It's a perfect storm of a retarded populace and corrupt industry driven by views and engagement.

[Anonymous No.55902206]

last chance to take profits.

[Anonymous No.55902209]

>>55902187
most retail think that its leverage x your whole portfolio.
its the opposite
its total position value / leverage.

[Anonymous No.55902211]

>>55902179
literally the most retarded possible trade you could make on it
IV crushed both sides, end up losing everything, 100% loss practically guaranteed
you are the straddle sellers wet dream.

[Anonymous No.55902212]

>>55902179
Do not do this. Read my posts in this thread I mean I’m retarded but for the love of god do not do this unless you derive pleasure from losing money

[Anonymous No.55902214]

Gaps closed 480 here we go.

[Anonymous No.55902216]

>>55902199
We didn't even get the put expiries. They could be LEAPS with only 2-4x leverage, which would still be a sizeable bet if face value is ~2b

[Anonymous No.55902223]

>>55902214
Mamasita
BOOOOOBA

[Anonymous No.55902225]

is now the time to sell nvda

[Anonymous No.55902226]

>>55902179
options are too expensive
sell them to people
dont buy them
far otm strikes, both sides

[Anonymous No.55902228]

>>55902225
i will literally never sell

[Anonymous No.55902229]

>>55902209
Depends entirely on how you're doing it. If you're not a complete fucking idiot you do it that way, if you ARE a complete fucking idiot your experience with leverage is probably in the crypto or forex markets where you were betting 10x or 100x your initial and got raped inside out when the line went the wrong way and your stop-loss magically didn't trigger so you now owe the exchange 150k on a 1.5k bet. That is actually retarded, and there are definitely people in finance at all levels stupid enough to make bets like that.

[Anonymous No.55902233]

>>55902216
i doubt that he bet 500 million on a crash.

[Anonymous No.55902236]

>>55902223

[Anonymous No.55902238]

>>55902187
Optimal strategies involve a leverage ratio other than 1

[Anonymous No.55902243]

oh shit guys, I'M LOOVERAGING

[Anonymous No.55902246]

Moderna up 10% today, time to free myself from these bags.

[Anonymous No.55902247]

>>55902216
I mean yeah but if he's playing around with 16-20 million on put options to hedge the rest of his portfolio of 1.6 billion dollars that's just a business expense, not actually betting shit's going to crash hard.

[Anonymous No.55902249]

>>55902194
>>55902211
>>55902212
How the fuck do I make money on this shit!!!

[Anonymous No.55902251]

>>55902206
>meltup continues

[Anonymous No.55902253]

QQQ plus TLT bros...

We are spinning our wheels

[Anonymous No.55902254]

>>55902238
But less than 10 or you're

[Anonymous No.55902256]

okay NVDA has to stop going up now my puts are in danger

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55902262]

Are (((they))) going to bring back the vaccine mandates to pump the covid shot bags or not?

[Anonymous No.55902263]

>>55902249
find another play, or wait for a retarded pump to something ridiculous like $520 then get puts. But NVDA isn't good to short, not because it might go up but simply because it's not gonna go down much, at least not soon.

[Anonymous No.55902265]

>>55902256
the moment you sell them is when it stops going up
and if you dont sell them, it never stops going up
whenever you are long directional options you will ALWAYS lose

[Anonymous No.55902272]

>>55902262
I really hope so. I’m unvaxxed btw but I learned my lesson should have bought mRNA and Nvax in 2020 before they ballooned

[Anonymous No.55902276]

>>55902265
Sure

[Anonymous No.55902278]

>>55902236
Shouldn't a politician be trying to hide the fact that they have very obvious schizo eyes?

[Anonymous No.55902281]

I've been at work. What the fuck is happening with soxl?????? Why is it giga pumping

[Anonymous No.55902282]

>>55902262
I think they want to and will try which will lead to a pump for vax stocks, but nowhere near what it was the first time around in terms of pump or being onerous cunts.

[Anonymous No.55902283]

>>55902278
that's coke

[Anonymous No.55902289]

>>55902281

[Anonymous No.55902291]

>>55902281
apparently all stocks are tied to nvidia's earnings report. lol.

[Anonymous No.55902292]

>>55902281
markets having a bit of an oversold bounce day thing here

[Anonymous No.55902293]

>>55902278
>he thinks they're not all insane
It's been common knowledge anyone in politics is no longer human since the 1600's at least, where have you been?

[Anonymous No.55902305]

>>55902272
why do you want to give money to those scheming kikes?
fuck them.
>t. unvaxxed

[Anonymous No.55902309]

>>55902281
David SOXL was overheard saying something about AI by the water cooler

[Anonymous No.55902317]

>>55902256
Fuck you for betting against AMERICA

[Anonymous No.55902321]

NVDA to infinity. That means even a single share will be worth infinite dollars.

[Anonymous No.55902322]

>>55902309
>$960 a month.
phew.
when is the airbnb bubble popping?

[Anonymous No.55902325]

>>55902289
>SKYT only up by 0.15%
lmao

[Anonymous No.55902331]

>>55902321
NVDA stocks will be the new currency

[Anonymous No.55902338]

>>55902281
nvidia saved the markets from financial ruin poggers

[Anonymous No.55902344]

I sold my VIX puts early in the morning, and thought I made the right move when it went back up to $18....

[Anonymous No.55902345]

>>55902322
When people get mad enough about getting priced out of housing to start voting in local elections to get AirBNB banned from their town or county. It's already started happening in some places, people are figuring out it's a gross and overpriced way of getting a hotel you can do drugs in without worrying about the cops.

[Anonymous No.55902350]

Aaaaand we’re back.

[Anonymous No.55902351]

>>55902322
As long as the West Coast exits, never.

[Anonymous No.55902356]

>>55902152
kek

[Anonymous No.55902357]

oh n-

[Anonymous No.55902361]

>>55902321
>>55902331
There will be two classes of people, the haves and the have nots, the have nots will do absolutely anything for the haves and they will be rewarded by allowed to bask in the aura of a single physical NVDA share kept in a safe.

[Anonymous No.55902371]

>>55902361
I wouldn't worry so much. NVDA can always print new shares. Everyone can have one, we can all be infinitely rich.

[Anonymous No.55902373]

>>55902344
you did what any other sane person would do.
panama canal, month of august (vix is often higher then). just general market is fucky as fuck.
dont blame yourself

[Anonymous No.55902377]

back below 4400

[Anonymous No.55902378]

What's the over under for how many times they say AI during the NVDA earnings call?

[Anonymous No.55902380]

lets make one thing perfectly clear
if the market was in good shape, they wouldnt only be flooding nvidia today
these are the easiest spy/qqq puts of your life, if you have faith that Jesus died for your sins

[Anonymous No.55902382]

CAM ON NVDA
CLOSE 470

[Anonymous No.55902385]

>>55902305
I don’t really view it as giving them money. I plan on buying $7.50 NVAX calls again soon and if it goes to even $50 I will be set for the next 5-6 years of my life.

[Anonymous No.55902386]

>>55902380
I'd still be going long dated expiry close to strike on them puts. Market will stay irrational longer than you'll stay solvent otherwise.

[Anonymous No.55902392]

>4,399.95

[Anonymous No.55902396]

>>55902377

[Anonymous No.55902410]

TradingView has capped the number of tickers you can track in the free tier to 30.

[Anonymous No.55902411]

>>55902386
if you do that how can you expect 20x your portfolio every day just to keep up with inflation?

[Anonymous No.55902417]

>Stocktwits sentiment is bearish on NVDA
What have I done

[Anonymous No.55902418]

What do you call this pattern

[Anonymous No.55902422]

My asshole burns mumu please stop the fucking RAPE

[Anonymous No.55902423]

>>55902410
yes. luckily, I already had around 300 tickers.
they can come and take them from me, I wont remove them.

[Anonymous No.55902426]

>>55902418
Minding the gap.

[Anonymous No.55902431]

+0.60 gme and bbbyq

[Anonymous No.55902439]

>>55902417
Great movie

[Anonymous No.55902446]

Retarted me dusted $200 in 0dte puts expecting spy to turn around... and again... and again... but it didn't

[Anonymous No.55902449]

Is Wednesday gonna be a NVDA fake out?

[Anonymous No.55902457]

>>55902418
dead cat bounce
zoom out and enlarge box

[Anonymous No.55902456]

>>55902449
>*shakefake outdown

[Anonymous No.55902458]

>>55902322
few countries have either banned it or started taxing short term rentals to the point where it isn't profitable. tbqh some chancer trying to get a grand a week for a tent from idiots isn't the problem, its all the property that would otherwise be ideal for young singles or couples in rural areas that is now used for 6 months a year for rich boomers to holiday in/invest in that is.

[Anonymous No.55902459]

seriously considering going all in long again, just know this entire market is going to retard rally if nvda earnings print

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55902463]

>>55902449
NVDA already has such a high bar, that the only way they can reach their targets is if this AI shit is no joke.

[Anonymous No.55902467]

>>55902457
Yes

[Anonymous No.55902468]

>>55902446
why are you trying to do 0dte puts on the most OBVIOUS day that a slurp was gonna happen
they gave you so much time today to not get involved with that

[Anonymous No.55902471]

>>55902463
AI is real.

[Anonymous No.55902475]

>>55902457
What if the whole last month was just an anti-dead cat bounce?
Now that the anti-bounce is over, we can resume climbing

[Anonymous No.55902479]

>>55902458
the rents are crazy
you either relax zoning regulations or you ban airbnb (tax it to death)
there nothing in between

[Anonymous No.55902480]

>>55902475
apple missed iphone sales
point blank, period
the stock market is over simply because of that

[Anonymous No.55902481]

Fake Bobo shake out

[Anonymous No.55902485]

>>55901280
they won't miss

but it will be priced in

[Anonymous No.55902488]

Clown market clown world i will not bend to this faggotry 3k more nvda puts tomorrow idc this company is not worth 1T

[Anonymous No.55902489]

>>55902481
yeah its very likely the market is back down to this mornings levels by tomorrow
and then it goes lower when the rush to the exits on nvidia starts
if you dont think theres going to be a gigasell either tomorrow morning or overnight because they cant wait you are crazy
it always does this
of course after the gigasell it will just bounce up for another $1000 bucks or whatever but still

[Anonymous No.55902492]

>>55902480
No one cares
Apple is a services company now
Saying it's over because Apple didn't sell enough iPHones is like saying it's over because General Motors didn't sell enough Corvette branded shirts

[Anonymous No.55902497]

>>55902481
This.

[Anonymous No.55902500]

>>55902492
im sorry but the chart doesnt lie
somebody REALLY wanted out of apple
do you not find it strange how no one wants to really buy it?
i mean, its apple, right???
its over

[Anonymous No.55902502]

i dont feel so good

[Anonymous No.55902504]

>>55902492
what services? iChat? serious question. apple goyvision?

[Anonymous No.55902507]

>>55901908
Well I'm glad I listened to my instincts and didn't short.

[Anonymous No.55902520]

>>55902502
>99,15% down YTD

[Anonymous No.55902524]

>>55902492
i forgot about iTunes

[Anonymous No.55902530]

i am dropping a crumb for you retards:

buy INTC

The king is coming home

[Anonymous No.55902533]

>>55902471
Yeah real BAD

[Anonymous No.55902541]

>>55902502
But why?

[Anonymous No.55902539]

>>55902504
content and cloud provision in an ecosystem that just werks

[Anonymous No.55902545]

>>55902502
>Mullen

[Anonymous No.55902560]

>>55902479
I prefer taxing them to death. Makes me more money with less consequences

[Anonymous No.55902564]

>>55902489
afterhours is green as hell

[Anonymous No.55902565]

>>55902485
why are you so sure?

[Anonymous No.55902576]

>>55901583
It's difficult to predict the direction, but on a newsless day like today chart reading is your friend. Though it depends on how you go about it.
I personally exited all my shorts today because VIX hit the BB upper limits.

[Anonymous No.55902579]

>>55902564
when i say overnight i mean overnight not 20 mins after market close lol

[Anonymous No.55902583]

>>55902560
the proper capitalist way would be to relax zoning laws but its nice to have forests too so I am split on that one.
just tax them, fuckers think they can get away with those crazy prices.

[Anonymous No.55902589]

>>55902560
A pointless discussion as no one will ever vote themselves to be taxed to death.
Everyone just hopes those sorts of regulations will happen somewhere else. Real estate makes everyone insane.

[Anonymous No.55902592]

>>55902502
Tell me that's a paper account.

[Anonymous No.55902597]

Someone bake ffs

[Anonymous No.55902600]

>>55902597
no, I don't appreciate how I was treated in this one
I shalln't be doing anything to help

[Anonymous No.55902603]

>>55902560
funny thing is we didnt even have this problem before airbnb.
sure, you had subletting and vacation properties and bed n breakfasts, but this whole airbnb thing just got out of hand real quick.

[Anonymous No.55902608]

>>55902565
it's how ta niggers cope with their astrology. everything is priced in, lines dictate the market, crystal balls are real and can be looked through with this $200/month subscription to a random youtuber who for unexplained reasons looks dishevelled and appears to live in a bedsit etc

[Anonymous No.55902613]

>>55902589
The beauty of taxes is I dont have to vote to tax myself to death. But I can certainly do that to others.

[Anonymous No.55902615]

>>55902500
Could've just been someone that got heemed on another position and had to liquidate holdings to make ends meet. If they were selling APPL they were totally fucked though.

[Anonymous No.55902617]

make a new thread retard

[Anonymous No.55902620]

its like these assholes uber and shit.
we had deliveries before uber but now, you see these immigrants everywhere on these bikes,
its like as if the uber paid the government to bring all those shitskins and niggers in just to have cheap labor.
its fucking mental

[Anonymous No.55902624]

>>55902600
Please?

[Anonymous No.55902625]

>>55902613
>But I can certainly do that to others.
Unfortunately you are a single person, and the majority will never go along with your dreams.

[Anonymous No.55902640]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.55902643]

>>55902620
and all the lazy fucks ordering food all of the sudden? fuck covid, its over. send them home now.

[Anonymous No.55902644]

>>55902603
The issue is residential real estate is being converted into commercial real estate. Relaxing zoning laws would help drive down housing prices but at cost of communities hurt by airbnb. If instead they had to play fair and be beholden hotel laws they'd be screwed

[Anonymous No.55902648]

>>55902620
>its like as if the uber paid the government to bring all those shitskins and niggers in just to have cheap labor.
Pff what? Inconceivable. I can't believe you'd even suggest that.

[Anonymous No.55902651]

Bake a new one retards

[Anonymous No.55902658]

>>55902545
i am literally listening to those two retards right now

[Anonymous No.55902675]

I baked
>>55902668
>>55902668
>>55902668

[Anonymous No.55902938]

>>55902530
Nope