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Reckless Gambling Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://fiction.live/stories/Random-Superpower-Quest-Finished-/CFmdQJbsQ2aWtf532/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates


previously on /smg/
>>55895649

>> No.55898193

funny first comment

>> No.55898196

rsi says buy

>> No.55898197
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I went long

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>>55898188
I am buying NVDA puts and there is nothing you can do to stop me

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55898212

Does anyone else use SmartyPig? It’s an FDIC insured high yield savings account. You set a goal and just add towards your goal. The current rate is 4.25%

>> No.55898214
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55898214

Wait so unions suck cause the workers have less rights than they had in 60s or something? Did it take years to establish union like the Starbucks guys are trying to back then too?

>> No.55898217

>>55898212
Never heard of it

>> No.55898223

>>55898202
thanks for playing

>> No.55898226

>>55898212
>taxes
Hate them so fucking much.

>> No.55898229
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55898229

>>55898212
What kinda gun you wanna get?

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>>55898214
There was blood spilled to make the current union system

>> No.55898247
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55898247

Bro, this might be the biggest fucking week on the stock market this year and /smg/ is dead 2 hours away from opening?

Did everyone one clapped?

>> No.55898251

>>55898247
Because of NVDA?

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Remember, (((they))) will be fading every rip

>> No.55898260

>>55898247
>Did everyone get clapped?
Yes, by jannies

>> No.55898264
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>>55898247
Your hype is misplaced.

The biggest week already happened anyways - back in March when BTFP was introduced.

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real smigga hours

>> No.55898267
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>>55898247
Mumu Monday.

>/smg/ dead
People are probably at work, flipping burgers or in the office, like good little wagies.

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55898268

>>55898217
I like it a lot. I stopped spending random money on things and started making a SmartyPig for everything I want to do. When I have enough money I do the thing I want to do. Got my kids birthdays, emergency fund, anniversary, vacations, anything you can think of
>>55898229
Ruger security 9. I had my shitty Bersa thunder stolen out of my car

>> No.55898280
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55898280

Why does it feel like NVDA earnings can either cause another bull run or a 2008 collapse?

>> No.55898281

>>55898251
Yes it’s the darling stock NVDA that’s lead this bull market rally vs JPow at Jackson Hole. Who will win the week? Nobody knows

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>>55898268
Buy an ad faggot

>> No.55898290

>>55898268
Nice, I gotta glock 19 gen 5 that came with tritium night sights

>> No.55898295
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>>55898281
After all is said and done bobo will reign supreme at the end of this week. Screencap this.

>> No.55898296

>>55898280
explain how a chip company falling short of its overhyped earnings targets would cause a 2008 style credit crisis

>> No.55898304
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55898304

So what's the feeling for this week /smg/?

>> No.55898305

>>55898264
>Oil rising again

>> No.55898307

>>55898304
flip a coin

>> No.55898308

>>55898296
>He thinks this bullrun isn't build 80% on AI hype.

>> No.55898311

>>55898304
Green then red then green then red...

>> No.55898321
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55898321

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.55898322

>>55898304
yellow

>> No.55898327

The Biden bull was resting last week for the charge to ATHs this week. This economy is in the best shape its been in a generation. And its good to have angry MAGA Boomers constantly shorting so their blood can be squeezed on every minor correction.
Buy as many calls on open as you can. Biden beat inflation and NVDA about to crush earnings.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.55898334

red=bonds, dol, vix, china

>> No.55898339
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>>55898327
Thanks, adding to the cap collection for keks later

>> No.55898343

>>55898308
a reversal back to the beginning of the year still wouldn't equate to 08

>> No.55898348
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I only buy SPY leaps. I'm buying more today.

>> No.55898360
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55898360

>Dream that I should short X commodity with leverage
>See in front of myself the number where I should short
>Wake up
>Turn on pc
>Literally, fucking literally I turned on my pc when the price hit the top so far
>Don't listen to my dreams like the retard I am
>Would have been up 70% already today
This is just punishment at this point innit
Also I saw a Toro truck in bumfuck nowhere Eastern Europe in a smaller city exactly a month ago, and guess what, it's up 42% since.
I should schizomaxx and pay attention to the signs.

>> No.55898361

My SOXL short is getting obliterated isn’t it

>> No.55898383
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55898383

CSCO still pumpin

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>>55898360
That's your sign to listen to yourself. Your pineal gland is picking up vibrations of information all around you that's not visible to the naked eye.

You have gift bro, and your pineal gland isn't calcified like most people. Use it and make some good trades with it, and tell us your next dream so we can benefit as well

>> No.55898399

the corona laptops are not "AI Ready". it is time for normies to move on and buy new hardware

>> No.55898400

>>55898304
it’s gonna be gay

>> No.55898417
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55898417

Any cheapies to slurp this time of year?

>> No.55898419

What was your buying to hold over the weekend plays?

>> No.55898425
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>>55898419
put debit spread 440/441

>> No.55898429
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>>55898425
Exp today?

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55898430

>futures

we are finally healing after WEEKS of grueling selling, SURELY there will be no rugpull at open today or on wednesday. from hear on out it's SMOOTH sailing

>> No.55898434

>>55898360
What fuckin commodity are you even talking about, most are green. Wheat? Aluminium?

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>>55898434
European natgas

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>>55898429
friday

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55898450

>>55898442
>>55898434
I mean it's still green, but technically I was going to place my short at the time when it was around +8,5% today. At that point it started dropping and halted around +0,3%

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55898451

Should I load up on QQQ puts???

>> No.55898452

>>55898442
please report your next dreams here

>> No.55898453

>US comes online
>DUMPS on EU pump
Classic EU cucks

>> No.55898458

>>55898450
>be up 70%
That would require 10x leverage, which broker offers 10x leverage on EU natgas? I know only 3 or 4x.

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55898471

hang seng red, what was the green catalyst?

>> No.55898472

>>55898447
You'll be fine. I got a few bearish plays as well for this Wednesday and Friday that I opened before the weekend.

Anyways what did you pay for them and where do you plan to close them out at?

>> No.55898479
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>>55898458
Etoro (shit broker btw but hundred times better than XTB)

>> No.55898485

>>55898479
I know Etoro is shit. I know XTB is also shit. I use IG and CMC. But they don't have 10x on EU natgas.

>> No.55898495

>>55898485
>>55898479
Either way, wouldn't want to trade it.

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>>55898472
.38 pays 1.04 if spy closes under 440 friday i never close early just let them expire. Gonna have to do something else today tho.

>> No.55898499

>>55898479
Im using xtb, whats wrong with it?

Also xtb only offers US gas.

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>futes

>> No.55898525
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>>55898499
During Q1 earnings I wanted to invest/short a lot of stocks, but they didn't offer any of them. So I had enough and migrated to Etoro. Apart from that nothing I guess, it's just that Etoro offers more stocks/forexes/indices/ETFs/commodities than XTB.

>> No.55898529

>>55898497
How does it pay 1.04 for a dollar wide spread?

>> No.55898532

My life savings in literally all in EBET.

>> No.55898538

>>55898485
>CMC
Do they allow their clients to use 5x leverage on stocks?

>> No.55898543

>>55898485
Why would one want so much leverage on Yuro brapgas anyway, it trades like a shitcoin

>>55898525
CMC has nice diversity, it has 4799 US stocks and 689 US ETFs.

>> No.55898559
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>>55898499
XTB markets are longer closed (night). Oil doesn't open at midnight, but 5 minutes later.

XTB doesn't pay you overnight fees, you either pay or you trade for free. But for example shorting Indices right now you get paid over night on CMC/IG (Don't know how it's on etoro).

For buying Gasoline on CMC/IG you get paid A LOT for holding overnight atm.

Look picrel, 26 Euros overnight you get for buying gasoline with 1,3K margin. On the left you see a graph that reflects the interest, it was +20% until friday. It seems like they are raising it to 70% again if the numbers aren't wrong on the left. Shorting on the other hand is now really expensive.
>>55898538
yes

>>55898543
I know, it's too dangerous. More retarded than US natgas.

>> No.55898562
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55898562

>>55898529
i don't ask i just buy

>> No.55898569

>>55898334
>red vix
>when we're at the september contracts
dude, I expect the vix to climb for next month, when all the tradies will be back from holiday and start getting risk off mode

>> No.55898573

The market should be open 24/hours. I don't care how much of an inconvenience this is.

>> No.55898575

>>55898559
The reason for this high interest for buying Gasoline is that Gasoline is currently at 2,8$ while future gasoline (december) is at 2,4$.

So it's riskier to buy now as the market expect gasoline to drop.

>> No.55898579

>>55898573
Apparently it is now on Robinhood

>> No.55898598

>>55898573
This, if people can trade bitcoin 24/7 so can the stock market. These old fucks need to fuck off. Without having to stop for weekends and holidays the market could have already making their movements already instead of meandering and taking forever to price shit in.

>> No.55898599

>>55898543
>Why would one want so much leverage on Yuro brapgas anyway
See>>55898360
we schizomaxxing no cap fr (just insert some zoomie slangs here)

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>>55898212
>cash in Fidelity is FDIC insured and yielding 4.97% but millennials and zoomers will use a random fucking thing called "SmartyPig"
I will never understand why these generations are so inclined to be the most obtuse retards possible

>> No.55898619
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55898619

I currently live in a van
I steal food that supermarkets throw away
I only drink (non-fluoride) tap water

My monthly living expenses are 10% of my income, this includes gas and insurance
I've saved up a lot of money but one more year of this lifestyle and I'm going insane. I've never had a gf because I was too scared of their reaction if they would find out how I live.

>> No.55898631

God, I washed my hair (long). Avoid shampoo with salt (maris sal) at all costs if you have somewhat curly/wavy hair. This is financial advice.

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>>55898619
So you just trade from your phone or you trade from work? Where do you shit and shower?

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>>55898573
Why isn't it always open? Most of the market runs through algos and various programs anyway.

>> No.55898647

>>55898635
phone
I shit and shower at work, nobody knows how I live

>> No.55898650

>>55898212
>Smarty Pig
I hate how retarded everything has become.

>> No.55898652

>>55898573
futures

>> No.55898654

>>55898619
My dream life. Keep fighting the good fight, man.

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>>55898619
No fuckin way. Post inside of your van. What do you do for clothing? Do you only have like 3 pairs of shirts/pants?

>> No.55898664

>futes are emerald green when the Euros trade
>futes fade when the Americans wake up

Why do the Euros insist on pumping the American Stock markets just to get rug pulled by the Americans?

>> No.55898663

>>55898647
What kind of job has a shower at work?

>> No.55898670

>>55898499
What do you trade on XTB?

>> No.55898671
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55898671

Small Pump today?
Dumb to look for ITM calls with 1 week exp?

>> No.55898675

>>55898573
>>55898598

nah fuck that, lol @ watching numbers 24/7. get a life losers

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>>55898532
How often do you think about roping

>> No.55898681

>>55898675
Skill issue

>> No.55898683

>futures green
yeah, sure. Big deal. They will dump it in a few hours anyways as usual. Either on no news or on bad news or on good news viewed as bad

Fuck i agreed that i shouldn’t check the charts all day

>> No.55898682

>>55898664
Cause EU are cucks, they often do this bullshit. It's probably US banks operating in EU, that are regarded as "EU".

>> No.55898694

>>55898559
Does IG and CMC offer 10x on commodities and 30x on forex?

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>>55898619
How much you got saved? Ever had van technical emergency/how do you handle maintenance? Whats your plan?

>> No.55898703

>>55898694
Yep, as well as 20x on SPX and NDAQ

>> No.55898710

>>55898680
Buml

>> No.55898711

>>55898664
Yuros don't do shit, it's the US futures market doing this. Yuros are financially irrelevant at any hour of the day.

>> No.55898717

Sorry guys, but a super secret indicator, DOGE, is predicting red today

>> No.55898718

>>55898680
Bump

>> No.55898722

>>55898703
Mhm I might switch. I dont like paying to hold gas overnight.

>> No.55898727

>>55898671
Bum

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>>55898700

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55898737

Uh... Chingchongpingpong bros... maybe the 22nd century can still be ours...

>>55898722
CMC has no overnight fees for futures (you literally only pay for the spread which is fairly minor) so yeah that's good

>> No.55898739

>>55898694
Yes, commodities are standard 10x, except gold (20x). It would actually be nice if you could lower it like you can on Etoro. That's THE feature I miss on other brokers. The only thing that makes me maybe return to Etoro, lowering leverage.

Forex is also 30x depending on which currencypair.

Indices are 20x (US/EU), some are 10x (minor ones).

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>>55898619
I've lived in a van crossing the US back in the 90s before there were any such thing as social media hashtags for it. I snuck into state parks at night to get showers and did random jobs in tourist towns to reup on $.

>> No.55898751

>>55898739
is it possible to choose the leverage (in order to reduce it), or is it fixed to x10 or x20

>> No.55898752

>>55898722
If you buy gas CASH you pay (or receive depending on circumstances). Currently natgas buying is cheap. Or you go futures which is free, but I don't know how that rollover stuff works.

>> No.55898762

>>55898739
Lower? Just use less initial? Its the same as lower leverage right

>> No.55898765

>>55898751
Just don't go all in, that's how you reduce the leverage lmao. Why would you lower your free margin for nothing in return?

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>>55898655
its an old ford
I don't have many clothes. one pair of jeans and 3 shirts, a hoodie and a jacket for winter

>>55898663
I'm not going to say what my job is because I'm paranoid but its a comfy office job where I dont have to do a lot. We even have a kitchen and a small gym.

>>55898700
mid 6 figs
oh this shit van breaks down a lot but I refuse to buy a new camper van for $50k+
my plan is to get the fuck out of this shithole as fast as possible

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>Intel cuts down 140 useless employees
It's literally that ez for big caps. Higher costs? Just fire some useless people and retain the talent

>> No.55898786

>>55898751
No, it's fixed. That's what I mean. I liked being able to reduce leverage on Etoro. Having a 5x Oil or 5x Natgas instead of 10x. That's not possible on CMC/IG. The only reason I do not do Etoro is this shit is on USD. And I don't want my Euros to lose in value because USD gets weaker.

>> No.55898791

>>55898671
BUMP

>> No.55898794
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55898794

predict market opening level

>> No.55898798

>>55898769
Yea when I worked for a lender we had a gym on the bottom floor with showers, I forgot about that. Looks like a nice conversation van though, at least it's not a minivan

>> No.55898799

>>55898762
Yeah, but Etoro also works somehow different as you can open a position and it doesn't pull money from your equity as those margin accounts on xtb/ig/CMC. So you can open several position at different spots that aren't interferencing with each other. You can then adjust stop loss with extra funds. It's a different system and I liked it. Has it's benefits.

>> No.55898820

>>55898799
>>55898762
It's like buying single 5x etf of Oil or whatever and the first one, even when it goes negative, not pulling the rest of the money you can use down. It's not a margin account where negative unrealized draws from your useable funds. That's what I mean that it's not really a margin account as cmc,ig,xtb have.

>> No.55898824

>>55898769
As long as you’re working a plan and have set some goals for moving up this seems fine. Pretty based actually.

>> No.55898830

>>55898769
Oh you have an actual made for living in van, I just had a plain old minivan that wasn't outfitted in any way. #vanlife pussy.

>> No.55898832
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55898841
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uh futuresbros...

>> No.55898858

>>55898841
>>55898832
I told you
>>55898683

Just get it over with and dump it, bobo

FML

>> No.55898859
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>>55898769
>homeless but with a car
Aint the van breaking down often a major hassle?

>> No.55898866

>treasury yields uncontrollably pumping
>regional banks green in pre-market
This is getting ridiculous

>> No.55898870

>>55898603
I agree with your point, but the cash in Fidelity isn’t FDIC insured because the sweep is a money market fund.

>> No.55898871

Help a retard out. How do I check futures?

>> No.55898876

>>55898769
Do you just park it at the back of the office parking lot, or do you go find somewhere else to park at night?

>> No.55898878
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>Futures

>> No.55898883

>>55898871
look at the future computer

>> No.55898889

>>55898871
https://finance.yahoo.com/commodities/

>> No.55898893

>>55898870
The cash in HOOD *is* FDIC insured in sweep and always on the immediate ready for the pull of the trade trigger.. Fidelity is for niggers.

>> No.55898897

>>55898876
I drive to the suburbs at night, lower chance to get stabbed and robbed

>> No.55898903

>>55898871
Tradingview is good if you want to check them individually or make a list. Otherwise https://finviz.com/futures.ashx

>> No.55898906

>>55898871
https://tradingeconomics.com/

>> No.55898915

Do I buy weekly itm calls

>> No.55898916

Lean hog bros… we made it

>> No.55898918

Why the fuck is the weather in germany currently so hot on no news?

Also what is this shitcoin action at the start of the week?

>> No.55898922

WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE

>> No.55898935
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>>55898918
>Why the fuck is the weather in germany currently so hot on no news?
Oh but when it gets colder on no news whatsoever you don't say anything, do you?

>> No.55898936
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55898936

>Green last day
>Green Futures
Chart is clear lads, we crab today

>> No.55898939

>>55898922
The joke is you post this amidst violent selling which makes it even funnier.

>> No.55898945

>>55898936
Do you keep track of actual outcomes?

>> No.55898950

>>55898866
Bailouts are in full swing so bank pricing behaving as if current environment is risk free

>> No.55898954

>>55898878
Everyone should including me wants to marry Taytay and she seems like the perfect girl in every way

But I’m pretty sure she’s completely insufferable as a real person…

>> No.55898959

>>55898945
yes

>> No.55898960
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Good morning smggers
I should've bought UNG on Friday

>> No.55898969
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55898969

>yields

>> No.55898970

Betcha anything it's lightly green first half of day or so then slowly works it way down and we close with most indices down 1 pct.

>> No.55898973

>>55898936
It wasn't green last trading day though.

>> No.55898977

>>55898918
M-muh oil, muh ships, muh cars

When people find out the co2 burden from Hitlers ovens, i think people will start to believe he was not such a good guy after all..

>> No.55898980

How is it already Monday on literally no news?

>> No.55898986

>>55898970
Well then you could just bet that with your broker and get paid fat

>> No.55898990

>>55898935
cold is the standard. At least not that hot.

>> No.55898992
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>>55898954
Yeah, I wouldn't be shocked. Or maybe she's Mother Theresa who knows. Either way, she's the official /smg/ mascot.

>> No.55898994

>>55898769
>One pair of jeans 3 shirts
Don't people notice?

>> No.55898995

>>55898970
I noticed that quite often tech pumps while yields pump then it's like tech has a delayed (by a few hours) response to the yields pump and dumps

>> No.55898997

>>55898769
whats your investing style?

>> No.55899008

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.55899009
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.55899011
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>>55899009
FINALLY you stuck it. Jeez.

>> No.55899012
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>>55899009

>> No.55899020

>>55898769
if you have mid 6figs, whats stopping you from
>get the fuck out of this shithole as fast as possible

>> No.55899022

>>55899009
nice

>> No.55899021

>>55899008
>>55899009
Samefag

>> No.55899024

goodness gracious what was that

>> No.55899025

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.55899029

>>55898878
>>55898992
>not even Asian
Get this monkey shit outta here, newfags.

>> No.55899032
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55899032

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.55899035

>>55899009
Lmfao

Actually made me laugh which is a huge improvement on my day, thanks

>> No.55899036
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55899036

Jackson's Hole predictions?

>> No.55899038

>>55899029
Sorry, I'm aroused by humans.

>> No.55899042

Money Money Mooooney!

>> No.55899050
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55899050

>CSCO
We’re in a golden bull run for routers.

>> No.55899052

>>55899038
Based, don't listen to gookfags and keep tayposting

>> No.55899061
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>>55899050
>mfw I missed the golden router bullrun

>> No.55899062

>>55899038
>I'm aroused by humans that's why I post monkey pics
I think you're confused about something, anon.

>> No.55899071

>>55899062
The fuck is this, the Scopes Monkey Trial? Fag.

>> No.55899080

>>55898994
people barely even notice me because I never talk to anyone at work. But not that you say it, maybe they did notice and avoid me because they think I'm weird...

>>55898997
I'm DCAing into 3 ETFs

>>55899020
I want high six figs or 1mil just to be safe

>> No.55899081

>>55899036
After they're done with the child sacrifice and the spirit cooking shit, Jay's going to say, "The government is spending too much money. 4 more rate hikes next year."

>> No.55899088
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I just finished pooping. What did I miss?

>> No.55899091
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>>55899081
That would be wacky and wild, i'll allow it.

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>>55899080
>you
>Most based poster in this general
Godspeed anon.

>> No.55899098

>>55899088
YOU MISSED THE MARKET ENTERING A NEW BULL CYCLE

>> No.55899100

>>55898893
The fidelity money market sweep also has instant liquidity. I also checked and Fidelity does have a FDIC insured sweep that is separate from the money market.
The rate you get at Robinhood depends on how much you keep in the sweep. For example, $10k in the sweep at Robinhood, you actually only get 4.3% because you should subtract the $60/year you spend to get that rate through Gold
.049*10,000=490 - 60 = 430.
So 4.3%.

>> No.55899105

>>55899095
Hillary Duff, more like Hillary DUFF if you know what I mean.

>> No.55899111

>>55898245
What is the Debby’s insurrection and why is it not talked about? Union corruption is obvious but some of these wannabe robber barons here really think going against labor and the common man is the edgy smart thing.

>> No.55899124

>>55899091
best sell in history

>> No.55899127
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All we got was two weeks bobros...

>> No.55899133

>>55899088
nice hand, lower eyelids could use some inpainting

>> No.55899134
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55899134

So I bought 66k worth of SPY leaps for 2x leverage. Let's go.

>> No.55899142
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>>55899134
Good luck. o7

>> No.55899152

Wtf Jackson hole is friday? Expect a retard pump week and a crash on friday so that the week ends flat.

>> No.55899154

>>55899134
Nerves of steel. Are they ITM?

>> No.55899155

>>55899036
Why does the market assume that equilibrium for interest rates is always near-zero? I know that's how it was in the 2010's but not historically. It's weird that the market always assumes that the default is [nearly] free money forever.

>> No.55899167

>>55899155
Spoiled brats. No more 0%.

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>>55899155
They call it Modern Monetary Theory, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

>> No.55899185

>>55899154
Around 90 delta furthest exp date. I feel like the breakeven is solid for the leverage. And I trade long term anyways.

>> No.55899191

I don't trust this pump. I already sold my shorts from last week but I don't trust it.
I'm waiting to go long on tech and semi.

>> No.55899192

>>55899173
>he doesn't know it's the bottom

>> No.55899199

>US 10-YEAR TIPS YIELD EXCEEDS 2%, THE HIGHEST SINCE 2009.
if I sucked at trading and was a boomer I'd slurp that

>> No.55899200
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55899200

Fuck. We are gonna megapump today aren't we

>> No.55899210

>>55899200
Yes, higher yields are super boolish for tech stocks buy buy buy

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>>55899200
look at tlt and iwm
>don't plan on it

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>>55899200
Yeah pump back to the moving averages if we are lucky which isn't bullish at all considering they are all curling over.

>> No.55899222
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>>55899155
We have an entire generation of financial workers, perhaps two, that only know ZIRP.

>> No.55899223
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Are bobos still alive here?

>> No.55899231

>>55899222
this, same reason why AI can't help you trade, we're in a different age, things work differently now

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>>55899221
you got the wrong lengths there bud

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>>55899223
Yea, we're still alive at least

>> No.55899249
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>>55899231

>> No.55899252
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>>55899223
>red Dow and Russell 2000
>after two weeks of red
>Are bobos still alive here?
uh, yeah

>> No.55899255
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55899255

Routers and router accessories.

>> No.55899296
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55899296

I just bought 0DTE puts

>> No.55899304
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55899304

I just longed front month VIX futures for some Jackson Hole tailwinds

>> No.55899315
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55899315

Come on mumu...
its a new bull cycle mumu...
price won't ever go down again mumu...

>> No.55899317

Bobos would be better off shorting EU. Look at DAX shitcoin action.

>> No.55899318
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55899318

Soon?

>> No.55899320

Surely everyone closed their shorts on Friday, right?
You were warned of the RSI, nvidia earnings bulltrap, the technicals all pointed at a retardpump today and maybe for the rest of the week
Surely you didn't short the bottom?

>> No.55899326
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>>55899296
why? where were you last monday, i think no news is gonna be good news today.

>> No.55899333

>>55899296
>beaing bearish on a bearish asset
probability is on your side bobo

>> No.55899336
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>>55899320
I can't talk right now

>> No.55899341

TOTAL BEAR DEATH

>> No.55899346
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55899346

>>55899333
Trips of truth, so your telling me there's a chance...

>> No.55899360

you guys, what are based dividend stocks to buy now? what do you think.

>> No.55899361

>>55899341
Generational top signal

>> No.55899362
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>[slow heavy metal starts]

>> No.55899365

C O A L

>> No.55899368

>>55899346
for once you are not a bobo, you are actually a bull now.

>> No.55899371

>>55899360
>I love paying taxes
Dividends are stupid.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55899389

>>55899371
ok so what are good none dividend stocks? :)

>> No.55899391
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55899391

ENOUGH MUMU THIS ISN'T FUNNY

>> No.55899396
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55899396

>TLT
TLT
>TLT
TLT
>TLT
TLT
>TLT
TLT
>TLT
TLT
>TLT
TLT
>TLT
TLT
>TLT
TLT
>TLT
TLT
>TLT
TLT

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55899400
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55899400

Buy AI stocks

>> No.55899401

Guise, I just had a brilliant idea... imagine a Shit&Poop 500 ETF, but it gives more dividends than the usual dividends ETFs, so all the divviefags flock to it, it just achieves this by continually going down. Basically it's an ETF that would do regular forced selling and give it to dumb divitards.

>> No.55899403

>>55899389
Big Tech

>> No.55899406 [DELETED] 

Imagine if Taytay has a daughter now just as qt as her

And then in 14 years, imagine if you could be with her

Fuuuuck

>> No.55899407
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>>55899391
don't worry mumu, you'll be nice and comfy in this bag I made just for you

>> No.55899411

>>55899406
a whore only produces a whore, and taytay is a huge slag

>> No.55899421

This sucks, I was genuinely looking forward to a meaningful correction or at the very least a 5% dip this time to put some more cash into the market. Why does bobo always overpromise and underdeliver?

>> No.55899427

>>55899401
This has been tried before, I’m sure of it. In fact, I think there’s a term just for it…

>> No.55899428

>>55899421
>t-tay id
Wow whore

>> No.55899435
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55899437
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>>55899428
>t-tay pee

>>55899427
Please tell, I never heard of this

>> No.55899442
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LMT

>> No.55899450
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I can’t bring myself to trade spy options on Mondays anymore. Garbage volume, always crabs, I lose money every time

>> No.55899452
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55899452

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

>> No.55899455

>nvda outpacing etf thats supposed to be 3x
wtf even is this?

>> No.55899456

>>55899442
Laten, we GAAAAAAAN

>> No.55899457
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55899457

hey mumu
hey
hey mumu its going down
mumu
hey
hey mumu

>> No.55899458

>>55899391
It’s actually super funny. The 10 year note is going parabolic on it’s way to 4.5% and somehow the NASDAQ is green. This won’t end well

>> No.55899465
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r8 my VIX future slurp timing

>>55899437
>>55899428
or is it t-tay peg...

>> No.55899466
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55899466

Here it comes lel

>> No.55899468

Is it really that easy to trade 0DTEs?

>> No.55899469
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55899469

>>55899296
I apologize, wasn't watching bonds.

>> No.55899470

have 2k cash from that crypto pump a month ago. What should I buy into? I'm considering tech like NVDA, AMD, AAPL?

>> No.55899473

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.55899475

>>55899458
Yeah it's like I said, there's a delay of a few hours between yields pumping and tech dumping

>>55899468
lmao

>> No.55899479
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55899479

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

>> No.55899483

I just paid a witholding tax on capital gains, they just took $4000 from me

this sucks bros, you lose money and they dont care, you make money and they take 25%

>> No.55899484

>>55899470
>I'm considering tech like NVDA, AMD, AAPL?
yes buy the top, be exit liquidity
>What should I buy into?
the only stock I have long is PYPL because I think it's undervalued

>> No.55899488

>>55899483
But anon you can write off $3k per year of losses!

>> No.55899491
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55899491

This fuckin market, lmao.

>> No.55899492
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>>55899469
WOAH WTFFFFFFFFF

BONDS ARE WORTHLESS
BONDS ARE WORTHLESS!!!
I CAN FEEL THE IMPACT OF THE INFLATION
THERE IS NO COMEBACK
THE WORLD IS COLLAPSING
THE BUBBLE HAS BURST
THE MONEY SUPPLY IS RAPIDLY DWINDLING
LOANS ARE NO LONGER MEANINGFUL
BANKS ARE CLOSING
STOCKS ARE PLUMMETING
NO ONE CAN SURVIVE THE CRASH
DEBTS ARE SKYROCKETING
ECONOMICS IS COMPLETELY DISTORTED
THE MARKET IS IN FREEFALL
CREDIT IS UNATTAINABLE
DEMAND IS DIMINISHING
TRADING IS IN A VACUUM
ALL ASSETS ARE DEVALUING
ECONOMIC STABILITY IS GONE
INVESTING IS IMPLODING
CRISES ARE HITTING EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD
>!!BONDS ARE WORTHLESS!!

>> No.55899498
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10Y BOND YIELD
>10Y BOND YIELD
10Y BOND YIELD
>10Y BOND YIELD
10Y BOND YIELD
>10Y BOND YIELD
10Y BOND YIELD
>10Y BOND YIELD
10Y BOND YIELD
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>> No.55899507
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WTF WAS THAT

>> No.55899508
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>>55899498
>highest since november 2007

>> No.55899509

>>55899498
So the market value of bonds is nuking

>> No.55899516

>>55899509

>> No.55899517
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>>55899498
>>10Y BOND YIELD
5% WHEN

>> No.55899521

The fuck? I go make some breakfast and now suddenly QQQ is free-falling?
What's going on???

>> No.55899524

this whole thread feels like a generational top/bottom right now.
it feels like everyone is about to get rekt

>> No.55899532

>>55899521
10yr bond is shidding and farding

>> No.55899536
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boyos. get rid of your vix puts.

>> No.55899537
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>>55899517
I can't lose my rented apartment right???

>> No.55899538
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55899538

it do be like that

>> No.55899540
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55899540

I hope you people are prepared for what's about to happen, because things are going to get crazy. I know you've heard this before, but no, it's actually going to get crazy. Not just for Americans, everyone. Shit is about to hit the fan. Say goodbye to your portfolios while you can.

>> No.55899543

>>55899524
WELCOME TO THE RIDE

>> No.55899549

I love sales and I love my clients
I lucked out in a career bros

>> No.55899551
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>>55899537
Well, hopefully your landlord is solvent...

>> No.55899561

>>55899536
How does one profit off of this other than assumed volatility increases? Any specific manufacturers that this would hurt?

>> No.55899564

Why is the SPY so fucking weak now

>> No.55899567

>MMRI almost at 280
buckle up lions, you know what that means!

>> No.55899568

>>55899100
Interesting data/considerations, much appreciated.

>> No.55899570
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THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>> No.55899572

Oh this thing is gonna fucking trap everyone.
The best move is not to play this week imo.

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>>55899567
SCHIZO FALL LFG

>> No.55899577

>>55899536
just kidding,
anyone remember evergreen?
this sort of shit freaks me out.

>> No.55899583

Spy pumping on the 15minute

>> No.55899586

>>55899561
i dont know, maersk?

>> No.55899587
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DUMP IT WITH HASTE

>> No.55899593
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Well there goes $350
I'm done for today, I'm gonna buy puts tomorrow and lose $2000

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>>55899583
>

>> No.55899595

>>55899572
Like this?

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>>55898992
>the official /smg/ mascot
you rang?

>> No.55899599

Going to be a fun fall, soxs and yang all the way.

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>>55899577
I CAN'T SHIP!!!!!

>> No.55899603
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>>55899595

>> No.55899605

>>55899561
at the same time, those danish maersk jews, I doubt they are not ahead of this.
they knew this was to happen already a month ago probably

>> No.55899610

>>55899601
That's racist

>> No.55899613
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>>55899597
I'll allow it.

>> No.55899618

>>55899594
Yes my puts losing steam

>> No.55899622

>>55899561
UVIX

>> No.55899629

BUY THE FUCKING TLT DIP YOU DUMB NIGGAS|!!!!!
>>55899613
>TRT titties
lmfao you like men, bro??? LMFAO uhhh okayyyyy...

>> No.55899632

>>55899362
>[volume increases]

>> No.55899642

>>55899629
IT'S GOING TO DROP YOU STUPID BASTARD,CHECK ES1! gap

>> No.55899643
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AMERICAN CITIZENS TOLD TO LEAVE BELARUS IMMEDIATELY
BUY LOCKHEED, RAYTHEON, NOC

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>>55899603
>on the hourly
>on the daily
>on the weekly
>on the monthly
>on the yearly
>on the 10 year

>> No.55899663

>>55899642
UHM LIKE GRAH IMMA KEEP IT A STACK!!!
BUYYING TLT RIGHT NOW
buying the dip is my thing ;^)

>> No.55899665

>>55899536
>Panama canal, Panama
>Suez canal, Egypt
Crazy how the world allows two of the most important waterways to be run be third world brown people.

>> No.55899666

>>55899622
Play uvxy or you'll have stupid extra tax forms to fill out EOY

>> No.55899667

>>55899643
No one can't tell me shit

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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STOP IT

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>>55899613
>zipped down
tasteful

>> No.55899687

WTFWT TESLA!!!!!

>> No.55899689

>>55899643
What's the big deal? Is some people gonna die?

>> No.55899700

>>55899632
>>55899362
>[ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mVurA44hwiw ]
>the dump begins

>> No.55899702

>>55899665
except for moments like this, its better to be able to pay off some corrupt officials to get your shit through.

it would be harder in a 1st world country.

>> No.55899705

>>55899689
>What's the big deal? Is some people gonna die?
South Beach, bringin the heat! Haha can you feel that?!

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>>55899643
>MFW I've been spamming RTX, LMT buys for a month

>> No.55899719

>>55899610
Nah, that's not racist, you're just fucking retarded.

>> No.55899723

Mamita, yo sé que tú no te me vas a quitar (duro)
Lo que me gusta es que tú te dejas llevar (duro)
To' los weekenes ella sale a vacilar (duro)
Mi gata no para 'e janguear porque
A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
A ella le gusta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)
Cómo le encanta la gasolina
(Dame más gasolina)

>> No.55899732
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Welp, I think we've sold enough calls for the day, now doomp it

>> No.55899740

STRAIGHT TO 4000 NOW

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Fuck missed opportunity. This meme line I drew last week lines up. We're still in the downward channel. Could have played daily puts

>> No.55899758

smgers tongue my anus

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>>55899750
nice screenshot retard

>> No.55899777

>>55899750
wtf is this, is your screen on pivot?

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>>55899750
LMAO ?

>> No.55899793

My stocks literally don’t care about the wider market. I’m green in everything

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>>55899750
...did you take a picture of the screen?

>> No.55899800

>>55899665
>bottleneck due to drought
that shit was designed by european engineers. how the fuck didn't they thought of droughts?

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>>55899793
Same, my stocks are green, too bad I'm shorting them

>> No.55899808

>>55899800
>europeans

So Turks?

>> No.55899814

>>55899808
>t.too lazy to google
kys fag

>> No.55899822

>>55899800
How does a canal between seas become affected by droughts?

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>>55899793
>you're all niggers and only I am white

>> No.55899827

>>55899800
>droughts
>oceans
Yeah I dont buy that. Tards probably didnt dredge.

>> No.55899828

>>55899800
we better melt some icebergs to resolve this freight crisis

>> No.55899829

>>55899808
>He can't live with the fact Whites could possibly fucked something up
How pathetic

The english are well known for trying to control the suez canal.

>> No.55899837

do people really trade in this kind of chop or is it all bots?

>> No.55899840

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.55899852

>smgers are too lazy to even read a wikipedia article or look at a fucking map
SMGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

>> No.55899857

>>55899837
This kind of chop is what daytrading institutions thrive on

>> No.55899858

they should have let the Dutch build that canal.
we wouldn't have had this problem.

>> No.55899866

Buddy, look at yields computer
10yr +10bps
even the 2yr is +5bps and is 4.996%
they are really struggling to pin it below 5% as they've been successfully doing for almost 2 weeks
Buddy..

>> No.55899876

New thread >>55899870

>> No.55899889
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MUMU PLEASE PUMP, I NEED TO RESHORT, DON'T DO THIS OT ME MUMU; pLEASE I BEG YOU

>> No.55899899
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>>55899837
This chop is day trading paradise. TONS of opportunity on hourly trends.

The secret is sizing. Highly levered SMALL positions can easily 2x in an hour. Stay nimble and use trailing stops.

>> No.55899910

>>55899899
Love it

>> No.55899937
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How are we spending our ET dividends today frens? Buy the dip, cheap booze, or a new Lego set?

>> No.55900015

>>55899899
I don't understand, how would you find entries when it feels like it's bots trading against each other back and forth at millisecond timeframes? I get it if you're waiting for a gap fill but otherwise it feels random

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>>55899889
should have done it when Mumus were being cocky

>> No.55900202

>>55899827
Why would they need to dredge? I thought that the sea levels were supposed to be rising because of irreversible catastrophic climate change? Are we being lied to?

>> No.55900304

>>55899800
>32 ships/day down from 36 last month
probably didn't envisage 8 billion people existing in a just in time global economy, because who in their right mind would allow such a stupid fragile system to form

>> No.55900637

>>55899750
what a boomer