/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.55886994]

Weekend edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55887011]

>>55886994
Whos grilling this weekend?

[Anonymous No.55887021]

KEK!

[Anonymous No.55887025]

>>55887021
loL id checks out

[Anonymous No.55887032]

We need to talk about DWAC. We need to talk about what is happening with the Chud Stock.

[Anonymous No.55887033]

>>55887011
I can't get myself to get out of bed. I'm just watching shitty YouTube vids while laying here. I need to get up and get on the exercise bike, then shower and go to the grocery store. Had a good night on the poker tables last night so I plan to play again tonight as a reward.

[Anonymous No.55887037]

I'm just excited for NVDA earnings so I can make fun of whoever is on the losing side of the trade desu

[Anonymous No.55887041]

>>55887025
>t. nooticer

[Anonymous No.55887043]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.55887053]

>>55887043
>>55887021

[Anonymous No.55887076]

Which companies have the most attractive dividend growth rates? Other than Microsoft which I’m currently stacking

[Anonymous No.55887078]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55887083]

>>55887037
Yeah I need to get out of the market before the nvda earnings drops. Like fully out of everything but cash. I expect it to move at least 25% in probably both directions, and either pumping or dumping the entire market like 5%

[Anonymous No.55887087]

Is BND a good idea right now anons? Its very tempting with the upcoming recession

[Anonymous No.55887121]

how much lower can long-term bonds go? 20-30yrs i'm talking about, US treasuries

whats the best etf for 30yr bonds?

[Anonymous No.55887137]

SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING MEAN AND MOTIVATING TO GET ME OUT OF BED DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55887136]

>>55887121
I’m stacking EDV personally. I’ve given in, the curve has been inverted for unbearably long

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55887142]

WHEN I SAY "GREAT", YOU SAY "DEPRESSION"!!
>GREAT!!!

[Anonymous No.55887147]

>>55887142
Vibesession

[Anonymous No.55887148]

>>55887087
Hello glowie.

[Anonymous No.55887149]

the economy is sound and resilient

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55887152]

>>55887142
Biden is based, we're not even getting a recession. I'm definitely voting for him again, the way he turned around the broken economy he inherited from the previous administration was inspirational.

[Anonymous No.55887159]

>>55887148
What ticker do i buy to get a glowing gf

[Anonymous No.55887170]

>>55882319
Kek. Had to do a double take on this thumbnail. Looked like a 70’s era porn clip. Looks like you got ringworm bro

[Anonymous No.55887184]

>>55887148
Unironically I'm not, is it a bad idea? I suggested BND specifically as I do believe vanguard might survive a recession where smaller firms might not. That said I'm not too experienced with the bond market so it could be a terrible idea as opposed to just buying regular bonds

[Anonymous No.55887187]

>>55887137
Your ringworm needs to be fed. Get up now!

[Anonymous No.55887192]

>>55887142
depression

[Anonymous No.55887193]

>>55887159
I had an tinfoil hat gf once. That one didn't last long but she is neat. We're still good friends, bizarrely.

[Anonymous No.55887209]

>How to play NVDA?
All we need to do is wait for the signal from Cramer.

[Anonymous No.55887210]

>>55887184
Load up on bond funds if you think the fed is going to drop rates soon. Otherwise there is probably more money to be made elsewhere and you won't be doing miracles for your portfolio holding bonds or bond etfs.

[Anonymous No.55887211]

ive been looking at the charts...trying to see weakness but its just not there. real GDP keeps climbing, inflation coming down, employment is good. I just dont really see a major move down materializing

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55887220]

>>55887209
>11B target set by Jensen half way through the quarter
>he always sets conservative targets that get beaten
>cards sold out for literally 40-52 weeks in advance
>production ramping up as much as possible
Obviously calls, last quarter was the first earnings impacted by AI, it could pump more than 25% this time.

[Anonymous No.55887235]

>>55887142
Depression's got a hold of me
Depression, gotta break free
Depression's got a hold of me
Depression's gonna kill me

[Anonymous No.55887238]

>>55887210
Thank you fren, I appreciate the answer. Any suggestions? I mentioned BND but another anon mentioned EDV which might be a better play?

I'm mostly looking to diversify my portfolio a bit because I do expect a drop within a year. I started investing pretty recently

[Anonymous No.55887240]

>>55887170
I don't have fucking ring worm. You guys are just fucking with me now. I should have known better than to ask this general a serious question

[Anonymous No.55887265]

>>55887240
Yes you should have. Fuck off with your off topic blog posting nonsense nigger.

[Anonymous No.55887267]

>>55887238
I don't have any fund suggestions other than to say that older treasuries like the 20 and 30 year should offer more leverage than short dated ones because of the relationship between yield
time length of the treasury and price.

I dislike bonds so I don't have more knowledge to offer you about this.

[Anonymous No.55887271]

Gone.
All my shit is gone.

[Anonymous No.55887277]

>>55887267
Older probably isn't the right way to describe the 20 and 30 year, I mean longer term bonds, not bonds that have been on the market for a long time and are close to maturity

[Anonymous No.55887280]

>>55887265
Fuck you, you fucking chud. I don't have health insurance because of maga chuds like you that want to keep healthcare from hard working people like me! This is your fault!!

[Anonymous No.55887282]

>>55886994
So now that SpaceX is profitable IPO when?

[Anonymous No.55887285]

>>55887238
EDV is 30 year bonds, you’re looking at about 80-100% gains if the fed quickly drops rates to near 0 again soon.

The risk is that the fed keeps rates or even raises and the long end of the curve snaps back and you lose 50%-60% off your EDV.

There is also the option of buying high yield corporate debt indices or even targeting specific companies issuances, as corporates might do even better if we go back to zero.

[Anonymous No.55887300]

I started a separate account with only $95 a month ago as an experiment. I've grown that to $400. How long will it take me to grow it to $20k?

I will almost certainly have a few setbacks along the way. Last time I turned $900 to $3500 slowly and methodically, in two and a half months, then did something stupid and got wrecked.

Any tips on growing a small account quickly yet still using some semblance of risk management along the way?

t. Simulated hyper poorfag
>Inb4 get a job you lazy faggot

[Anonymous No.55887302]

is the BIG crash coming bros? the forest is creeping

[Anonymous No.55887313]

>>55887240
That’s what the ringworms want you to believe >>55887265
Chill out anon. It’s the weekend. We like to have fun here and help each other out. I’m guessing you’re not getting any ET dividends on Monday and it’s stressing you out.

[Anonymous No.55887314]

>>55887142
>all of these are up 50% ytd
LMAO biden bros cant stop winning in the stock market

[Anonymous No.55887319]

>>55887271
Is this break up anon? Did she have a key to your place?

[Anonymous No.55887318]

>>55887300
>$400 to 20k
>how long
N/A because you'll inevitably blow it all on one bad trade somewhere down the line. This is also a schizo market so all it takes is Biden to come out and groan something retarded into a microphone and the market can drop 10% overnight

[Anonymous No.55887327]

my largest position got delisted bros

[Anonymous No.55887332]

I hope TSLA heads back up to ~$300 this dump has been overblown

[Anonymous No.55887338]

Relaxing day. All I did was mow the yard. Felt like I was wasting my time cause the mower was barely skimming the grass but I checked the forecast; next week the heat wave returns, 90s. So was either cut it now or wait to do it and cook in the heat.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55887341]

>>55887147
>>55887152
>>55887192
>>55887211
>>55887235
>>55887271
SOON YOUR CREW WILL BE SERVIN SANDWICHES NAMED AFTER ME

That's another Biden win!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoZgZT4DGSY

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55887343]

>>55887332
It will when NVDA beats, every other tech stock will be carried up. TSLA IV is actually quite low right now so get your calls now.

[Anonymous No.55887348]

>>55887313
Well you did manage to get me out of bed but I've opted to not work out today. Just got done working 14 straight days so I'm going to relax and enjoy myself today.

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55887354]

>>55887341
You're getting boring, anti-Biden schizo.

[Anonymous No.55887356]

>>55887341
What would the biden sandwich be called? bich? I don't get it

[Anonymous No.55887359]

>>55887338
Most of us won't get pensions like you useless bureaucrats get. But good for you for working the system I guess

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55887361]

>>55887356
He's implying you're a federal agent shilling on /biz/ for Biden, he does this everyday and calls out most bullish posters.

[Anonymous No.55887367]

>>55887361
ah... thanks for the explanation. Schizos can be hard to read at times.

[Anonymous No.55887377]

>>55887338
I was finally able to track to where some ants have been gettin' in. These were never in enough number to have an easily nooticeable trail, but this time there were just enough to follow the gaps. I sprayed the shit out of that spot and they are fucked now.

[Anonymous No.55887379]

>>55887361
To be fair swedecuck he did peg you as a glowie accurately so I give him credit for that

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55887388]

>>55887314
>>55887354
>>55887356
>>55887361
>>55887367
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.55887395]

>>55887327
Lol what was it?

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55887397]

>>55887379
I'm not a glowie, the pay isn't nearly as good as being a software engineer.

[Anonymous No.55887404]

>>55887397
>software engineer
shut up code monkey, you will never be an engineer

[Anonymous No.55887409]

>>55886994
NAMEFAGS GO BACK TO TWITTER FU

[Anonymous No.55887411]

should i max out my ira contribution before funding my main account?

[Anonymous No.55887412]

Here we go again, 30 pro Biden comments from brainwashed faggots, but if anyone says something negative about the corrupt dementia pedo pretending to run the country they will get a 3 day ban from that one tyrant jannie for mentioning politics. Great selective enforcement system we got here bros

[Anonymous No.55887415]

>>55887397
Ok let's say you aren't a glowie (lol lmao even) he at least figured out you're swedish.

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55887417]

>>55887404
I wouldn't want to because "real" engineers make like $60k a year.

[Anonymous No.55887421]

>>55887388
Buddy you need to stop shitting up this thread we have very important matters for the world's economy to discuss. Go back to your /pol/acken community.

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55887429]

>>55887412
>Imagine if Le roles were reversed
Loser, you won't do shit.

[Anonymous No.55887431]

>>55887421
We actually have literally nothing important to discuss. It's the weekend.

[Anonymous No.55887433]

>marries cousin
>has 13 kids
>commits wife and kids to insane asylum
>remarries his other cousin, a trophy wife named Frank
Based

[Anonymous No.55887445]

>>55887412
They know Biden is the worst President ever, they are just employed by the illuminati to post this shit. Just to reinforce the Clown World everything is backwards meme.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55887448]

>>55887421
FRONT ROW AT THE MASS GAMES
UNTRACEABLE BY NAME
YOU SPEAK OF US IN CERTAIN CIRCLES YOU WILL BE DETHRONED OR DETAINED
GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.55887450]

>>55887417
Not really true at all. I know an engi that makes 300k a year with stock compensation (private company)

[Anonymous No.55887468]

>>55887412
>>55887429
HumbleAndHonestBull doesn't actually support Biden. He's an illuminati paid shill and he just does it for the lulz to get peoples jimmies rustled.

[Anonymous No.55887496]

>>55887448
I remember 9/11. One of the comfiest days of my life. Fuck america.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55887503]

>>55887496
>remember 9/11. One of the comfiest days of my life. Fuck america.

[Anonymous No.55887512]

>>55887417
I live in a nearly 50% nig city and the median household income is 77k.

[Anonymous No.55887517]

>>55887496
>I remember 9/11. One of the comfiest days of my life. Fuck america.

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55887525]

>>55887512
The racism is completely uncalled for, blacks are still extremely oppressed in the United States. Do better.

[Anonymous No.55887538]

>>55887512
Well median Mexican 'households' probably have a medium income of $150k because at least 5 of them are working and making $30k each

[Anonymous No.55887542]

>>55887429
Neither will you when your door is broken down and you are forced to get the new mark.

[Anonymous No.55887543]

>>55887496
When disasters like that happen in brown countries they are fucked. Earthquake in Haiti.png for example. Those niggas still haven’t recovered. White America recovered pretty quickly considering what happened. Too bad we had to waste all that time in Iraq and Afghanistan.

[Anonymous No.55887555]

>>55887525
It’s why I’m glad to be white

[Anonymous No.55887569]

>>55887525
That is cool and all, but can you gather a bunch of your buddies to gentrify their cities and neighborhoods to bring prosperity to their areas, lower violence, and raise property values?

[Anonymous No.55887583]

>>55887542
He knows that communists and marxists always eat their own and destroy themselves after they kill all opposition. He just things he will get to be destroyed last by being on their team. He will find out the hard way I guess.
>First they came for the..., and I said nothing because I wasn't a...

[Anonymous No.55887592]

>>55887512
Kek the median income where I am is almost 31k for a single person. For a family it's almost 51k. (2020 data). It's also 73% white.

[Anonymous No.55887603]

>>55887448
>muh treasury yields
>muh reaccerlation schizo

so this is how they miss the dip this time

[Anonymous No.55887613]

Jimmy Buffett thinks there’s going to be a happening Wednesday

[Anonymous No.55887618]

>>55887592
I make 80k a year. 30k less than the average for my city. So not good enough.

[Anonymous No.55887628]

>>55887613
I have very accurate insider information that he is finally going to say the n-word.

[Anonymous No.55887630]

[Anonymous No.55887636]

>>55887613
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55887658]

>>55887613
Jerome isn't going to say anything unexpected. He is going to repeat the same things he's been saying all year and everyone will be disappointed because they were hoping for Fed to ease up.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55887664]

>>55887603
>https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting
>+10% annualized CPI
>CIA-lor Swift poster
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55887682]

>>55887664
>annualizing monthly inflation
Do bears really?

[Anonymous No.55887687]

>>55887152
imagine having dementia and still kicking ass
after taking the vaccine I love Biden and Ukraine. this is not a joke

[Anonymous No.55887707]

>>55887664
by swift posting we nazis identify ourselves so everyone can be sure that we are certainly not a glowie. Inflation not behaving like one of your shitcoins and going to zero without being "sticky" or reaccelerating at some time is already priced in. Unless you pull a black swan out of your head there is no reason to sell for anyone who is not driven by irrationality.

[Anonymous No.55887711]

>>55887664
This schizo poster is actually starting to grow on me a little.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55887740]

>>55887682
>>55887707
>FACT CHECK, inflation isn't reaccelerating, chud!!
>okay, maybe it is reaccelerating, but here's why that's a good thing!!

>>55887711
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

[Anonymous No.55887741]

>>55887613
I thought he would live closer to the ocean. Maybe he get a better tax rate there in Wyoming. Shame he’s such a flaming lib

[Anonymous No.55887748]

>>55887740
Anyone that can make the swedecuck seethe is ok in my book.

[Anonymous No.55887760]

>>55887613
Jerome is going to literally slaughter a mumu on stage on live TV to illustrate his point. This is bobo's market now.

[Anonymous No.55887775]

>>55887760
you guys might call yourselves bobo when you are not even holding positions but I just call you money on the sidelines

[Anonymous No.55887795]

I've had about 6 glasses of wine in 2 hours. Do. You. Want. To. Talk. About. DWAC.

Pic related.

[Anonymous No.55887798]

>>55887775
The consequences will never be the same mumu

[Anonymous No.55887819]

>>55887630
ummmm why would you buy coal in 2023????? this isn't the 80s when we had the industrial revolution gramps

[Anonymous No.55887832]

>>55887819
the commodity super cycle isn't dead, we can still continue...

[Anonymous No.55887839]

>>55887658
Every speech I've ever heard him make sounds the exact same
>We are committed to our dual mandate
> the bla bla bla is robust
>something something is resilient
>Our target rate for inflation is still 2%
>Historically marginalized and disadvantaged communities
>Temporary
>Labor market
>However, the committee does not rule out
>The committee will continue to monitor
>Words, more words, robust, resilient

The one word we know for sure he won't say again is 'transitory'

[Anonymous No.55887841]

>>55887819
>speculators
coal is the energy source of a not so bright future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m7bHdcq87o

[Anonymous No.55887855]

>>55887613
Holy fuck. It's over. This is the Harbinger of Total Market Death.

[Anonymous No.55887870]

>>55887855
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if hes getting all the press their to announce he's stopping hikes.

[Anonymous No.55887873]

>>55887839
Yep. When Jerome first started on the job he had a bit of a foot in mouth issue that he has since learned to be much more careful about. Now it's all very tightly controlled wording and message.

[Anonymous No.55887881]

>>55887870
idk wtf ur even saying. who is "he"

[Anonymous No.55887884]

>>55887613
If JPOW comes out of jackson hole and announces that he see's his shadow we'll have 6 more months of rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.55887887]

>>55887404
Lol cope for being poor
>>55887417
Facts
>>55887450
Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.55887892]

You will

[Anonymous No.55887895]

>>55887881
Jerome you nonce. The pilot of bidenomics.

[Anonymous No.55887900]

>>55887895
Jpow was also cutting rates in 2019/2020 under Trump you dumb British cunt. You ugly fucking snaggletooth I bet you are probably painful to look at

[Anonymous No.55887908]

>>55887873
They probably run his speech scripts through AI programs and simulate what the algo bots and markets would do second by second as he's speaking.

There is also probably a black ops glowie trading branch under a shell company name using inside info to trade and make even more money for black ops. I would if I was them

[Anonymous No.55887911]

>>55886994
Anyone knows a fixed income screener where I can look at bonds given a yield to maturity?

[Anonymous No.55887920]

>>55887900
Kneel chud

[Anonymous No.55887922]

>>55887911
Have you tried finviz?

[Anonymous No.55887926]

>>55887922
Isn't that for stocks only

[Anonymous No.55887928]

Give it to me straight, /smg/. Just how fucked is everything?

[Anonymous No.55887940]

>>55887926
Idk for sure, I just know it's the recommended screener here so I didn't know if you've tried to find it with that already or not. But I don't use screeners anymore so I really don't know bro

[Anonymous No.55887943]

>>55887928
Shit's fucked but that doesn't mean the line keeps going down in short term necessarily.
>told ya not to worry
>but maybe that's a lie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e7wiyNO2us

[Anonymous No.55887944]

>>55887926
>>55887922
I found one on market insider. It's not exactly what I wanted but works for now.

[Anonymous No.55887949]

>>55887900
That was due to the bondies revolting which was about to send the market into a recession so they pulled covid to limit the fallout and then stole an election to make sure they could enrich themselves longer.

[Anonymous No.55887950]

>>55887895
God imagine ravaging his thicc shit covered ass while he's helplessly unable to get up, like a stepsister in a washing machine.

[Anonymous No.55887956]

>>55887928
its bad

[Anonymous No.55887958]

>>55887920
the problem is not your food it's sitting on your ass all day long and not saving the world like british people were supposed to.

[Anonymous No.55887979]

>>55887950
You sound kinda like you might need some help anon, but I still don't recommend the therapist Jew
>Therapist
>The rapist

[Anonymous No.55887984]

There are no words to describe how short I am. I am the shortest man alive.

[Anonymous No.55887991]

>>55887984
What choo shoatin Bobo?

[Anonymous No.55887992]

>>55887979
The only help I need is getting me some of that sweet Biden brapper.

[Anonymous No.55888007]

>>55887992
You nasty brosephus, just fuckin nasty

[Anonymous No.55888021]

Evergrande, country garden, and zhongron are fucked. Will chinese recession trigger a hard landing in the west? Seems like the stars are aligned for it.

[Anonymous No.55888036]

>>55887928
It can go from speed bump to 1920. I think everyone is curious.
China seem to have some real problems now which prob spill over to the west.

[Anonymous No.55888064]

>>55888036
I've had a suspicion that projected GDP growth is being held up by a slimming trade deficit due to changes in global trade but am too lazy to look up the facts. Just my suspicion, also government spending.
I also think slowing trade will lead to big dollar shortages and the dollar is going to skyrocket at some point which will cause mass defaulting outside the US on dollar debt. From there probably shake the entire dollar based credit system across the globe including treasuries.

[Anonymous No.55888098]

>>55887760
>>55887798
DOUBLE
BASED

[Anonymous No.55888102]

>>55887943
line go only up in the long term so your post makes zero sense

[Anonymous No.55888103]

>Price of crude oil going up slowly
>Companies that makes bandages are going up slowly
>China's Evergrande just filed for bankruptcy
>U.S., South Korea, and Japan Summit
>NVDA Rallying 300% in 9 months, despite sanctions on China, preventing them to buy any of the advanced AI chips earlier this year.
>Semiconductor companies have a 27.4% exposure to China's economic decline, NVDA having 45%.
>Top institutional shareholders for NVDA have suffered losses from Evergrande's collapse.
>Same top institutional shareholders for NVDA have losses in the past Quarter YTD that they need to make up for the rest of the year.
>MAJORITY of the news, articles, and publications are still BULLISH on NVDA, even increasing the rating for the company and its price target.
>Same top institutional shareholders for NVDA OWNS these journalists who published these information.
My conclusion is:
>NVDA Institutional bagholders who bought at the top and are at a loss are desperately trying to do everything they can to shill NVDA as a buy so they can dump their bags on some dumb fuck willing to buy the top. With China and EU in recession, who will keep on buying this stock?
>China has all their reason to wage war because of the sanctions stunning their economic growth. Price of bandages and oil to mobilize a huge fleet of military vehicles are slowly creeping up again, same thing happened when Russia invaded Ukraine.
>Whether or not NVDA pumps or dumps after the earnings, the institutional bagholders are still suffering significant losses later this year, and they wont be making up for their margins to cover their debt and opex, which they will either have to refinance at the same, or higher interest rates if NVDA earnings makes the stock pump any higher. I believe this is the top boys, and we're in for a long ride to the bottom. Keep in mind that Bear market rally lasted for 10 months last year. Did I miss anything?

[Anonymous No.55888138]

>>55888102
sure but a crash and recovery can take years and I assume anon wouldn't be thrilled about that

[Anonymous No.55888149]

>>55888103
Oh and also, I just went and visited my parents who lives in the Midwest. Apparently small regional banks are preventing their clients to withdraw large sums of cash, and advising them to call in 5 days before the withdrawal because that's how long it takes for them to order it from Treasury. Last quarter's inflation data is out and the quantitative tightening is in progress, pointing towards a deflation in the coming months. This is not bullish. In order for stocks to keep going up, inflation is needed for the pump.
If you want the market to really crash and the stock market to bottom out, make everyone you know panic and withdraw all their cash from their banks.

[Anonymous No.55888206]

>>55887795
Thinking about selling about 100 puts on DWAC expiring weekly at around the 13.5 strike. Seems like easy yield harvesting, but I'm worried that I could mess-up the market since it is so low volume. I already know I won't be able to buyback due to low liquidity so they would be ride or die weekly options.

[Anonymous No.55888232]

>what's a matter comprare don't you talk?

[Anonymous No.55888234]

>>55887911
If it ain't HOOD or in HOOD, then you don't need it and it is best avoided.

[Anonymous No.55888239]

>open charts
THE MONEY GOT DIFFERENT

[Anonymous No.55888240]

>>55887658
>he doesn't know the FED already failed in the mission to contain inflation
>he doesn't know the pause last month was a mistake
>he doesn't know the 10y will be 5% by the end of the month
>he doesn't know what Jerome is going to have to do to fix the problem
>he has no idea just how fucked he is
please don't tell him

[Anonymous No.55888241]

>>55887569
under
rated
post

[Anonymous No.55888248]

>>55888103
>Source

[Anonymous No.55888264]

>>55887958
>the problem
imagine Pierce seeing any problems here

[Anonymous No.55888275]

>>55888240
He's not going to specifically say they've lost control and don't know how to get it back tho. Or probably not.

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55888279]

>>55888103
Retarded FUD, buying more calls than I planned now.

[Anonymous No.55888292]

>>55888279
How much money have you lost in the last few weeks?

[Anonymous No.55888294]

>>55888103
>bobo lists negative macro factors as if there arent always negative factors on the horizon

eventually you'll realize you're not the only one who follows the news

[Anonymous No.55888298]

>>55888240
The pause last month was *perfectly* played, it gave a false sense of "relief/hope" so the next move will be an even more effective jerk back to reality than if everything was just kept under that steady/slow rising pressure. A good "sike" can be even more powerful than just another ho hum hike.

[Anonymous No.55888308]

>>55888103
>>55888248
Crypto and AI were supposed to be the next Chinese ponzi, instead they are pulling a Russia and not letting themselves be boxed in. This is causing the US - China ties to he cut. Less buku money for their ponzis

Also stealing that.

[Anonymous No.55888310]

I used to be a permabull until I realized everything is fucked with Biden and things won't get better until he's out.

[Anonymous No.55888311]

>>55888279
>>55888294
>Not an argument.
Where's your due diligence? Mind showing it here? Who's paying you shills?

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55888318]

>>55888311
Jensen is based, Jensen only gives conservative guidance, they will smash the 11B estimate he gave. You will however never be a woman.

[Anonymous No.55888342]

>>55888318
You mean the same CEO who has his board dumping in the past quarter?
>source
http://www.openinsider.com/screener?s=nvda&o=&pl=&ph=&ll=&lh=&fd=730&fdr=&td=0&tdr=&fdlyl=&fdlyh=&daysago=&xp=1&xs=1&vl=&vh=&ocl=&och=&sic1=-1&sicl=100&sich=9999&grp=0&nfl=&nfh=&nil=&nih=&nol=&noh=&v2l=&v2h=&oc2l=&oc2h=&sortcol=0&cnt=100&page=1

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55888349]

>>55888342
Taking profits is normal, I'm sure they will continue to take profits as it pumps further. The last quarter was the first quarter that had AI hype factored into earnings, if you're bearish you're unironically betting that this bubble lasted one quarter. Goodluck with your puts lmao.

[Anonymous No.55888360]

>>55887087
i m dumping my BND so yes please buy. Maybe you re evedn dumb enough to buy VGLT ?

[Anonymous No.55888363]

>>55888349
>it's normal to take profits.
Yes, you are right-- so why shouldn't the average investor sell out their entire position when it's been 2 weeks of a downtrend? It's not just me placing puts on it. I work in finance with jews and they know where the money are, they've been frantically making personal phone calls the past week after rubbing their hands and mentioning how they'll be buying a shit ton of NVDA puts. Keep that same attitude towards the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.55888366]

>>55887152
me too. a true american hero. Long live Bidenomics

[Anonymous No.55888370]

>>55888311
>gdp positive
>unemployment low
>inflation continues to go down
>margins have troughed
>put to call ratio above 1.00
>AMAT earnings was great
>stock prices bottom before recessions end

all of these factors are magnitudes stronger than your bear theories. your due diligence is babies first FA, you made a silly assumption, then built 10 more assumptions ontop of that first one and got more and more wrong. if everything you say is true, go bet the farm.

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55888376]

>>55888363
Puts are at least a quarter early, probably two quarters.

[Anonymous No.55888403]

>>55887525
>racism
I just wanna make sure I'm not kissing fuckin' nat king cole over here

[Anonymous No.55888435]

>>55887911
>screener where I can look at bonds given a yield to maturity?
goggle "screener where I can look at bonds given a yield to maturity?" and click links

[Anonymous No.55888441]

>>55888102
I thought that was a trannie at first glance.

[Anonymous No.55888453]

>>55887613
sounds like its time for a classic powell pivot

[Anonymous No.55888464]

>>55887525
Verification not required.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55888469]

GAME CHANGER
RECLUSIVE AGGRESSIVE
YINNIN AND YANGIN AND NOIDED
INFO WARRIOR JACK THE HACKER
THE ROLLING STONER
PROPHET OF DISASTER

[Anonymous No.55888490]

>>55887900
Imagine being this much of a fucking faggot.
just fucking kill yourself already cock munching nigger, the fucking geriatric, cheating, despotic, pedophile you voted for and have force us to endure this last 4 years is going down in history as the verified, bonafide, clarified WORST FUCKING PRESIDENT IN US HISTORY.

>Muh Trumptards

Seriously you fucking Russiagate conspiracy spreading cock smoking cuck. just buy $ROPE first thing Monday morning and kill yourself

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55888496]

>>55888490
I'm voting for Biden again, he's such a chad.

[Anonymous No.55888547]

>>55888363
>I work in finance with jews and they know where the money are, they've been frantically making personal phone calls the past week after rubbing their hands and mentioning how they'll be buying a shit ton of NVDA puts
All made up

[Anonymous No.55888557]

>>55888376
This. AI is hyped up but it hasn't really popped off yet. I'm long as fuck on semis but even I might buy some SOXS some time next year

[Anonymous No.55888559]

>>55887496
Faggot Canadian rope yourself. You are a colony. At not a very notable one at that. At least Mexicans have good food.

[Anonymous No.55888586]

SMG bros, im sorry for shilling VZ for the past couple years
ANyway i havnt drank booze in almost 2 years, im getting bored, should i get buzzed up tonight?

[Anonymous No.55888596]

>>55887267
First option Delta was "leverage," now price action per interest rate is "leverage."

[Anonymous No.55888601]

>>55887280
If you believe in equality then you don't deserve health care, you deserve your corpse to be thrown in a mass pit grave

[Anonymous No.55888602]

>>55888370
>The stock market historically corrects AFTER the Fed pivot.
>Rate cuts generally precedes major dips.
Thank you. You're right on those assessments that I haven't taken in consideration. I'm still a novice in this field making baby steps, but Would you mind showing your portfolio's performance YTD? Or since it's inception?

[Anonymous No.55888634]

>>55888596
you aren't really going to sperg about how the word leverage can only be used if you are borrowing money are you, you nerd?

[Anonymous No.55888636]

>>55888363
What kind of finance Jews do you work with?

[Anonymous No.55888655]

>>55887496
kys America hater
we might have burned the wrong country to the ground in response to 9/11 (Afghanistan instead of Saudi Arabia) but that doesn't mean we couldn't burn your shithole to the ground if you went for a follow up.

[Anonymous No.55888658]

>>55888636
Advising

[Anonymous No.55888701]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.55888721]

>>55887613
A repeat of 1929? I hope so.

[Anonymous No.55888747]

>>55888602
Here it is. I'm down 10% from my ATH. I'm in semis, energy and small caps. My portfolio is 60k

[Anonymous No.55888763]

>>55887613
>JPOW repeating the same things he's been saying for the past several months is what crashes the market
I mean. it wouldn't be the first time. But you'd think people would understand the concept of "Data Driven Fed" by now.

[Anonymous No.55888766]

I'm about to be sick. Wife went out shopping. The bill was $550 roughly. WTF... For the record that's like uh a whole monthly grocery run in an eyeblink.

[Anonymous No.55888778]

>>55888747
What was your initial investment?

[Anonymous No.55888800]

>>55888778
Around 40k I put in the last few years, went to about 70k during 2021 and down to 50k in mid 2022, but recovering. I've been trying to put more more money to work. My portfolio doesn't track the market since its a lot of energy, its gone sideways for a very long time but its a play on energy+commodities being historically cheap, plus Semis for growthy exposure

[Anonymous No.55888801]

>>55888655
True, but you can't pretend that the highest elements of our own government weren't involved in that

[Anonymous No.55888806]

>>55888766
The LORD GOD Almighty is getting you for reading that satanic hentai shit. You know what I did? I put some beans to soak last night so they had been soaking for about 24 hours. Well, the time came either cook those motherfuckers or don't, and I just don't feel like the 3 hour ordeal at this hour so I went out and dumped them for the possums and coons to get and started a new batch to soak. They are Great Value pintos that I buy by the 8 lb bag and I have lots of those bags in case the SHTF or something.

[Anonymous No.55888818]

>>55888701
>>55888768
based

[Anonymous No.55888856]

>>55888766
What did she get?

[Anonymous No.55888866]

Who's short and who is long come monday open? I want plays don't want half assed macro.

[Anonymous No.55888869]

>>55888866
I'm long TUP and TTOO

[Anonymous No.55888873]

Just got back from the grocery store and I'm happy to say eggs are back down to $0.99 a dozen again. I'm finely starting to feel the effects of bidenomics. Also I picked up both hydrocortisone cream and apple cider vinegar for my beard rash and if neither of them work or make it worse I'm suing both of the anons that shilled it to me.

[Anonymous No.55888880]

>>55888800
I'm bearish on semiconductors right now after seeing that 9 month 300% pump. I'm quite confused with what the next steps are since I've only heavily focused on this sector and not the general markets. Emotions are running high and I'm thinking of just going all in on puts with how things are turning out on my positions but thank you for clearing some things out.

[Anonymous No.55888885]

>>55888866
Do you have any Idea how short I am?

[Anonymous No.55888894]

any long term otc pink/qb/qx investors?
ABML AMYZF for me, please share yours
preferably penny stock exempt

[Anonymous No.55888895]

>>55888869
>TUP
lol
>TTOO
a man of culture I see.

[Anonymous No.55888903]

>>55888895
TUP is good for one more pump, if next week isn't red..

[Anonymous No.55888913]

>>55888873
Only zoomers expect, nay demand instant results. All the cream is going to do is knock the itching down, it won't kill the fungi.

[Anonymous No.55888941]

>>55888913
Well it doesn't itch it just fucking burns. I want my $6 back. I'm not going to the fucking doctor, this shit better go away by itself.

[Anonymous No.55888946]

>>55888941
Put the ACV on it several times per day and just let it air dry.

[Anonymous No.55888965]

>>55888856
A bunch of clothes. High end clothes. Me, I'm a walmart type of dude. She's not done something like this for awhile and hell I can't be mad. I blew over 2k for drives for my server awhile back.

[Anonymous No.55888966]

>>55888946
Online is says to dilute 2 tablespoons in a cup of water. Is that true or do you just put it on straight out the bottle?

[Anonymous No.55888967]

bullish on agriculture after california gets tilled by flash floods

[Anonymous No.55888978]

>>55888966
I don't go online and research shit to tell me to be a fag, I just put it on there full strength because I want shit fuckin' handled. I put it on my balls sometimes too.

[Anonymous No.55889131]

>>55888880
Nvidia and tech are overpriced that's for sure, but the sp500 minus those stocks is at 15pe or something(also why shouldn't MSFT trade at 30, they're one of the strongest businesses in the world?). Things can stay overpriced for a long time, bearish sentiment was insane in 2022, lots of money on the sidelines that was anticipating a plunge. How many people prepared for the worst and then got hit by this year's retard pump? Imo it's better to DCA into markets slowly than try to time it. Do I think nvda can go down? Absolutely. But I am not gonna stand in the way of the AI train when they seem to be making money and all the boomer portfolio managers have drank the koolaid(Amazon had a 1000+ pe for years)

[Anonymous No.55889140]

>>55889131
Go away already, Vanguard salesman. People here dont give a fuck about your pitch

[Anonymous No.55889178]

>>55889140
No I think I'll stay you broke nigga

[Anonymous No.55889190]

>>55889178
I just made 200k shorting Tesla, nigga
You shills need to fuck off from here
I want to read actual inelligent posts

[Anonymous No.55889195]

>>55889190
*intelligent
But you get the drift

[Anonymous No.55889204]

>>55889131
>How many people prepared for the worst and then got hit by this year's retard pump?
I unfortunately drank this Koolaid. I capitulated after buying in June and getting heemed in Sept.

[Anonymous No.55889224]

Where the option kids at? what you holding i know it's saturday but still that's where all the smg alpha is.

[Anonymous No.55889249]

15 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature (I'm very excited) is Tsai Ming-liang's Rebels of the Neon God (1992)!

[Anonymous No.55889254]

>>55889249
Interesting, I wonder if that served as any part of the inspiration for the W.A.S.P. album?

[Anonymous No.55889307]

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Rebels of the Neon God (1992)!

[Anonymous No.55889321]

>>55887798
ahh times were simpler then

[Anonymous No.55889342]

Get ready for SBUX to pump, because it's...
PUMPKIN SPICE SEASON, SON

[Anonymous No.55889349]

I have $20k in dry powder left. Should I
>gamble it on put options
>get more inverse ETFs
>go full collapse-mode prepping and use it to prepay for rent/food/utilities in case of a banking crisis
>keep it in cash
Explain your reasoning.

[Anonymous No.55889371]

>>55889349
Keep it in risk-free short-dated treasuries and roll it every month

[Anonymous No.55889384]

>>55889349
3 > 4 > 2 > 1
Pre-purchasing consumables frontruns the next wave of inflation we'll be seeing within the next two years. Cash is fine too assuming you mean t-bills, but while it's theoretically positive real yield, that relies on hedonistic adjustments and other bullshit methodology. Whether it'll outperform the specific items you'd be purchasing is not guaranteed.
Personally I've been stocking up on art supplies: oil paints, canvas rolls, spare brushes. Soon enough I'll be selling my paintings for $1 mil a pop.

[Anonymous No.55889386]

>>55889371
I'm not buying your worthless bags, Janet.

[Anonymous No.55889405]

>>55889386
They're not worthless, they're worth 4.40% a year

[Anonymous No.55889406]

>>55887798
RIP to both dad and her being female

[Anonymous No.55889571]

What's a safe ticker that basically does a little better then a money market account or some short term CD at the bank? Is there some bond or tbill etf? Asking for a friend

t. really am asking for a friend, actually a family member

[Anonymous No.55889589]

>>55889571
BIL

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55889606]

>>55888866
Nervous?

[Anonymous No.55889618]

>>55889589
I'll check it out, thanks. Also, will that covered call etf JEPI I've seen shilled on here do descent even during a downturn or not really?

[Anonymous No.55889669]

>>55889618
I'm not a big fan of JEPI. It's tax inefficient since the dividends are considered ordinary (non-qualified for long term cap gain tax rate).
In general it'll only outperform during crab markets, and only specific crab markets that stay flat month-to-month at that. Temporary volatility can crush the ETF. JEPI is a little more complex than other income ETFs in that the positions are actively managed, but I see no reason to believe that the portfolio managers will be above average in their stock picking.
It has no actual downside protection. Selling covered calls does not really protect against large declines.

In conclusion, I'd only hold JEPI if you're a retiree, you're too lazy to put much thought into anything, and you need large payouts but don't like the high fees of other more structured alternative products.

[Anonymous No.55889672]

these threads are so slow during bear markets wtf

what bear market leading indicators do yall use besides yield curve uninversion

[Anonymous No.55889679]

>>55889618
In a down turn it will literally average out to $0 dollar returns. There’s no losses long term, but that doesn’t mean y or lil get gains if the market crashes.

[Anonymous No.55889681]

>>55889606
What day next week do you predict the most pink wojaks?

[Anonymous No.55889689]

>>55889672
It’s not a bear market just because it’s gone down 4%. If it drops another 16, it’s a bear market.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55889705]

>>55889681
Progressively increasing fear and desperation until late September/early October when capitulation begins. It hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.55889711]

>>55889669
Well yea it's not for me, I actively manage my own shit, but yea I was looking for some different things for a young family member who won't be putting any thoughts or actively managing anything themselves

[Anonymous No.55889752]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.55889754]

I made a decent amount of money as a bull

I'll probably make a decent amount of money as a bear

But I don't really care

[Anonymous No.55889767]

I just had my 20 something year old PYPL account deleted after those motherfuckers took $37 in fees from me in a transfer. Fuck that shit and fuck those jews. I hope their stock crashes even worse.

[Anonymous No.55889773]

>>55889705
I wanna try to time some cheap 20 delta ish 0DTEs at some green tip high RSI right at a 50day ema at a strike $2.50 to $3.00 lower on QQQ next week and see if I get lucky and hit a 5x is all.

Pretty degenerate I know, but I'll keep it small

[Anonymous No.55889809]

>>55889669
Well he just turned 18, knows jack shit about stocks, but has saved up about $15k from working 10 months at his first job. His bank has a money market that only pays like 3% or up to 5% for CDs. But I wanna have him get a brokerage account and get some divvies or a higher return than 3%.

But he might be using some of that to buy a car next year so he doesn't want it all tied up in CDs. He saving about $1k a month or more so far. Any recommendations besides BIL?

[Anonymous No.55889815]

>>55889752
ah, i miss college parties

[Anonymous No.55889834]

>>55889809
With just 15k size and a short term planned expense, it's probably not worth caring too much. Although if you want to get him exposed to stocks so he starts to understand the value investing can bring, you could just dump a bit in VTI or some shit like SCHD. Not like you're gonna find a guaranteed return higher than BIL though. No matter what, you're taking on duration risk or some other kind of risk. So maybe 10k in BIL and then play the rest in whatever you personally like.

[Anonymous No.55889854]

>>55889834
thanks fren

[Anonymous No.55889862]

>>55889689
if gdp contracts for 2 consecutive quarters its a bear market.

[Anonymous No.55889878]

What are some degen plays for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55889903]

>>55889878
30 delta 0DTEs on QQQ in the morning in opposite direction it's moving

[Anonymous No.55889914]

>>55889752
me next, but not in a gay way, in a homer simpson way

[Anonymous No.55889941]

>>55889752
Ah so this is the equivalent to webm related for me

[Anonymous No.55889955]

>>55889754
Trading is much more relaxing when you come to this realization. As long as you've chosen the winning team at the right time more often then not, it's cool.

[Anonymous No.55889974]

>went short 2 weeks ago
>finally on the winning team
>only put in 10% of account
Fuck me Im never gonna make it am I? I have fucking +1.2% pnl YTD

[Anonymous No.55889999]

>>55889974
At least you're green. Imagine GME or BBBYQ baggies. Imagine all the SOXL/SOXS or BOIL gamblers. How many of them do you think fucked up and are down 20, 30, 50% ytd?

[Anonymous No.55890046]

Any idea for a broker in europe to use options for a poorfag ?
I'd use some puts but I don't have 25k to make a margin account at the moment on IBKR.

[Anonymous No.55890058]

>>55890046
Oh yeah I was looking into IBKR, kinda pricey, but I hear they're good. What do they have for non margin accounts? Can you short on a cash account (provided you have enough space for margin)?

[Anonymous No.55890065]

>>55890046
On IG there are Options, but I think the spread is not that great. Can't really say. No margin needed when you BUY (KAUF) and . Different story when you sell (VERKAUF) and receive premium.

On pic you can see the spread (10) which is currently higher because closed market.

203 is the price for 1 contract on DAX short, so you pay 203 Euro and when it moves 1 point you make 1 Euro. Considering the spread is 10 and I don't know if it moves 1:1 with the underlying, that is pretty expensive/the market has to move a lot to get out of the negative zone (spread). As you can see on the left, there is also US and other EU, China, and cut off from the bottom volatily index. I'm no fan of these options. Just wanted to answer your question. I think IBKR is highly likely to be a better options broker. I think EU brokers for options are pretty expensive/high spread. Otherwise I can't get how so many US guys can make so much money with options. Their spreads in the US have to be VERY VERY low compared to EU, at least compared to IG. Haven't used IBKR.

I use Barrier Options (BO on the left). No time limit, just a fixed stop loss (knockout). Practically like CFD but with flexible leverage, up to 150x if not more, depending how close you set the barrier.

[Anonymous No.55890073]

>>55890065
>>55890046
Forgot to add pic.
Also, left you see
>Täglich
>Wöchentlich
>Monatlich
So, daily, weekly, monthly.
>FX =Forex
>Rohstoffe = Gold, Silver, Oil and also Natgas now too I

[Anonymous No.55890084]

>>55890065
Ah yes BO good old times on Degiro I might get a shot on that thanks for the tips

[Anonymous No.55890100]

>>55889999
checked

[Anonymous No.55890101]

>>55889999
Don't lump BOIL in with that nigger shit, faggot. Pic is my BOIL trades vs SPY (which is the gamble) ytd.

[Anonymous No.55890116]

>>55890084
BO are good on IG. Lower spread than on other brokers. DAX is 1,2 points (EU session, after EU 2,6 during US, night 6,8, china 4,0), SPX 0,4 I think.

Pretty simple, actually simpler than CFD, since you don't have to calculate margin etc. But if you are wrong, you are wrong, barrier hit, money gone.

[Anonymous No.55890121]

>>55890116
wtf happened here, lol, sorry. Ah, I cut the image because of 2 screens, then accidently reuploaded the original, instead of recutting I hit backtrack and he increased the cut picture.

[Anonymous No.55890126]

>>55890101
I can and will continue to do so. It's not a magical ticker that yields infinite gains. I said most people lose money. If you can swing it, great.

[Anonymous No.55890128]

>>55890101
I used to swing UNG options, but on BOIL the IV is too high and spreads too wide. Do you really think it will ever pump back up to near where it was though? That seems like a long shot to me, but who knows

[Anonymous No.55890146]

>>55890121
Last question is it possible for you to check on IG if you have barrier put on tesla ?
Like something nasty. I'm aiming 50$ for next year (next 12months).
Just asking for the product no need for opinion

[Anonymous No.55890148]

How do I profit off the imminent Chinese economic collapse?

[Anonymous No.55890159]

>>55890126
>It's not a magical ticker
Is too.
>>55890128
I don't fuck with options and if you are referring to the insane heights after the Russian pipeline explosion then no, I do not expect it to return to that. Regardless, just the standard behavior is a semi-regular supply of kick ass trading opportunities. I always know that when I hit a loss all I have to do is await the next entry patiently and use what I learned to play it better.
>>55890126
fag

[Anonymous No.55890276]

>buy TMF right now
>get rich in a year
sooner or later this asset will moon with a 100% chance
don't lose your chance to never work again

[Anonymous No.55890282]

>>55890148
Fake collapse, as everything Chinese is
Xi just wants to shuffle off foreign investors from chinese stocks

[Anonymous No.55890284]

>>55890276
I think youre right

[Anonymous No.55890296]

I loaded up on QQQ last friday
I'm in trouble, am I?

[Anonymous No.55890313]

>>55890296

[Anonymous No.55890332]

Schd

[Anonymous No.55890333]

>>55890276
Fed can do yield curve control longer than you staying solvent anon.
>pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.55890394]

>>55889809
FLOT is better than BIL

[Anonymous No.55890397]

>>55889862
That’s a recession. Bear market is when the SPY drops 20%

[Anonymous No.55890436]

>>55890394
Qrd?

[Anonymous No.55890448]

Bros...I'm gonna make calls and long a shitload of medical stocks if they trigger another pandemic lockdown

https://twitter.com/robinmonotti/status/1692842325452403003

[Anonymous No.55890480]

>>55890448
Idk, but I remember back in April 2020, when the whole world was blasting two weeks to stop the spread messaging, the world bank had documents talking about hundreds of billions of dollars in funding for all the vaccine tacking infrastructure and estimated the end of project COVID 19 as march 31st 2025.

[Anonymous No.55890482]

[Anonymous No.55890501]

>>55890480
>2025

Wonder why they decided that to be the end? Hmm...

[Anonymous No.55890519]

>>55889862
SPY hasn't even broken the 200 day MA yet. "Muh bear market". You niggers just love jumping to conclusions.

[Anonymous No.55890551]

>>55890146
Sorry mate, I went to bed, cause I woke up early and had fucked up headache, so I didn't want to further sit here.

>you to check on IG if you have barrier put on tesla
I don't know what you mean by that. You can short Tesla. NVDA too, But barrier shorting/buying on stocks has higher commission costs. So high, that it doesn't make much sense to open a 50$ dollar position except you think the price will drop so much, that it will outweight the cost. I think US stock commision cost is 10$ on open and close, so you gotta at least make 20$. Commission on individual stocks is nasty. Indices are miniscule, 1 Dax is 0,10 Euro, so it's enough if it moves 1 pip. For Stocks that only works if u use like 5k+

[Anonymous No.55890557]

>>55890116
barrier options are like warrants or turbos?

[Anonymous No.55890562]

>>55890146
>>55890551

I got your question now, osrry just woke up. There are more companies, german companies commission is 5 euro, so half what you pay for others. That's pretty standard it seems as trading german stocks on CMC (CFD) also is 5 Euro and US is 10$, other countries, france, UK, italy is different and individual.

[Anonymous No.55890572]

>>55890557
It's similar, probably warrants is the same insrument. Because they have a whole section that's called turbos and there it is that you don't have overnightfees but your barrier adjusts each night and comes closer.

With barriers it's like CFD, you either pay or get paid (depending on futures contracts etc) (Indices you get paid currently due to high Central bank rates, also shorting stocks regularly pays you atm). But the barrier stays the same, it's not adjusting down- or upwards with time, it's fixed.

They also added other instruments like factorcertificates and some other kind of options but I didn't look into that that much, cause I don't want to change my strategy, since that has caused me RETARDED losses in june. And I'm not gonna risk that on a more complex instrument than barriers.

[Anonymous No.55890585]

If anyone wants to start IG, let's suggest me to you lol, I'm talking so much here about it and not profiting of it, lmao. I'd get free money for that, lmao. I'm not even doing it with this intent. There are often Euros here with no marketmaker/broker.

For me CMC and IG seem to be the best designed and best functioning CFD-market for the EU, especially in germany. They also pay the taxes for you, when you live in germany. Can't say that for Etoro (which I started with) or others.

[Anonymous No.55890589]

I don't understand all this weird convoluted euro shit. Yes I should probably go to sleep now

[Anonymous No.55890593]

>>55890589
What's that white under your eye? Not cocaine, right?

[Anonymous No.55890615]

>>55890593
Damn, you're observant aren't you? Never noticed that before

[Anonymous No.55890617]

>>55890615
People snorting cocaine also often not notice that some of it sticks on their nose.

[Anonymous No.55890695]

>>55890617
Yea, I do recall that, yea, that does happen sometimes

[Anonymous No.55890880]

Who here /vix options only/?

[Anonymous No.55890939]

>>55888941
Use a clean beard trimmer to trim the hair on your neck as low as it can go. Keep clean and dry. Don’t forget about your sheets, pillowcases, and shirts as well. No point in treating your neck if you’re just going to sleep on a dirty pillowcase and put on the same nasty tee shirt you wore yesterday and the day before. We’ve all seen how you live and this was bound to happen eventually. Chirp!

[Anonymous No.55890978]

>>55889999
> Imagine all the SOXL/SOXS or BOIL gamblers
If I don’t sell at a loss, it’s not really a loss. Is it?
(Chirp)

[Anonymous No.55890987]

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[Anonymous No.55891231]

>>55890939
>still having enough battery left to chirp
imagine it

[Anonymous No.55892488]

>>55890987
We haven't hit the bump limit yet.

[Anonymous No.55892597]

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[Anonymous No.55893306]

>>55889752
GIWTWM

[Anonymous No.55894094]

>>55890394
Depends. FLOT takes on some small credit risk, and loses the tax advantages.
For me personally at my own marginal tax brackets for federal + state, I'd be better off holding BIL.