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I'm about to turn 35 and I've finally accepted that I will never be able to afford to move out of my mom's basement. What are the financial implications of this?

>> No.55886370

>>55886361
Do you fuck your mom OP?

>> No.55886394

buy land and build a $50k container home and import a Muslim trad wife from Morocco

>> No.55886400

>>55886361
What’s your portfolio look like?
Is link your biggest holding? Bet it is

>> No.55886456

>>55886370
fpbp

>> No.55886507

>>55886370
I have never seen a vagina
>>55886400
My biggest holding is USD

>> No.55886560

Same.
I will kill myself before 40.

>> No.55886577

>>55886507
Everyone's going to assume you're fucking your mother, might as well just give her something. Bet she's lonely

Because of you

>> No.55887070

>>55886361
I'm 35 and living with my parents too. Never had a job. Never had a girlfriend. Just get neetbucks.

>> No.55887155

>>55886361
So you're a typical /biz poster

>> No.55887353
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55887353

>>55886361
Build a shed in your mom's yard and start building a cool supervillain laboratory in it. You will never be accepted by society so begin your villain arc now. Even better if you can expand your bedroom and hide the lab behind a bookshelf.