/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55881457]

[Anonymous No.55881473]

kys

[Anonymous No.55881476]

The Reich just legalized marijuana. Invest in Deutschland.
Likewise Syria, Lebanon, and philistine have overcome immensely.

Invest in Deutsch and Canaan etc regions.

Oregon is likewise a good investment as it has legalized all drugs.

[Anonymous No.55881478]

>>55881457
early and gay

[Anonymous No.55881486]

[Anonymous No.55881491]

I won't post links as I don't work for free. But I am no impressed by OP right now.

[Anonymous No.55881494]

>>55881478
>>55881473
Invest in truer wealth.

[Anonymous No.55881499]

>>55881457
>no links
You’re fired.

NOW HIRING: Baker. $0.00/hourly. Flexible hours.

[Anonymous No.55881501]

>>55881491
Our websites true users enjoy a more organic thriving thread content that lets us truly get a sense of the true world economy etc

Economics is a downstream of culture.

[Anonymous No.55881510]

I bought calls anon...whoops.

[NEVER BAKE AGAIN No.55881535]

Drop Out Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55881538]

>>55881457
First for mommy.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1692237677141666.webm

[Anonymous No.55881558]

>>55881535
>actual baker appears 10 posts into the thread.
Unfathomably bearish.

[Anonymous No.55881560]

>>55881510
I pity the fool that didn't buy (a small amount of) BOIL.

[Anonymous No.55881563]

>>55881457
Actually i like your style, reminds me of oil poster from 2021. What's the play?

[Son of Bastord Benchod, The Bloddy !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55881578]

RORKLER
where’s ya at, nigguh????
How’s comes y’all aint nevuh got no nothn goin on in ya life n sheeeeett??

[Son of Bastord Benchod, The Bloddy !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55881583]

>>55881578
forgot to attach a pic

[Anonymous No.55881598]

>jackson hole next week
i wonder if powell will try to crash the markets again like last year

[Anonymous No.55881600]

>>55881476
>Oregon is likewise a good investment as it has legalized all drugs.
no it hasn't

[Son of Bastord Benchod, The Bloddy !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55881605]

>>55881598
HOLY SHIT DICKS, J POWELL FELL IN JACKSON’S HOLE AGAN???

[Anonymous No.55881618]

>>55881578
He's probably with "you" *right now*.

[OwU No.55881622]

Every community is a communism/collective-soul/love/universe/heaven

Etc

True wealth matters.
Our love matters.

[Anonymous No.55881624]

>>55881476
All of this is terrible advise.

[OwU No.55881629]

>>55881600
It has

CocaCola tastes truer with the cocaine in it.
It’s the free market.

[Anonymous No.55881636]

>>55881605
i said next week you dumb fuck

[OwU No.55881644]

>>55881624
It’s not terrible advice to any of my people.

This is our world.
How dominantly do we have to insist on divine utopia?

[Anonymous No.55881647]

>>55881578
I'm right here you little twink. How come you never post here during the day anymore? You're a WFH code monkey, you don't have shit going on during your work day.

[OwU No.55881671]

Invest in OREGON

X

Invest in DIXIE

[Anonymous No.55881682]

Namefag genocide. NOW.

[OwU No.55881683]

Culture is free flowing abstract evolution with infinite abstract layers.

Victory to portland and Ohio and utopia.

[OwU No.55881698]

>>55881682
VIVE Canaan and VIVE Syria and VIVE Lebanon and VIVE Paris and VIVE philistine.

[Anonymous No.55881702]

>>55881647
How much did you lose this week?

[Anonymous No.55881740]

>>55881598
Remember how he actually didn't even say anything surprising but retail idiots tripled down on buying puts from Big Money? I member

[Anonymous No.55881755]

considering that there is still a BBBYQ thread, I have come to the conclusion that the free market is retarded and Elizabeth Warren is right.

[Anonymous No.55881760]

>>55881740
He's going to say the same thing. We're higher for longer and we wont see a pivot til late 24 or 25

[Anonymous No.55881765]

>>55881755
I'm pretty sure sept 12th is when they stop trading.

[Anonymous No.55881791]

>>55881760
You have to listen more carefully. He repeats this stuff over and over because there's embedded codes. If you know which letters to count and in what sequence within his word usage he keeps spelling out "niggers tongue my anus". He even did it four times now in the House of Representatives when he read his opening statement. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55881811]

>>55881629
No, it hasn't. Decriminalization of "small amounts" (where the penalty is akin to a speeding ticket) is not not the same as legalization.
Let me know when I can buy ketamine or heroin over the counter in Oregon.

[Anonymous No.55881822]

I only come here to laugh at gamblers and read that one guys posts who actually does FA (BCC and WING anon). Namefags need to be drawn and quartered

[Anonymous No.55881824]

>>55881760
Lol naw they've been going the "we'll watch the data" route and anyone paying attention sees inflation coming down. Oil has been trending lower too which should greatly contribute to lower inflation - since bears love to point out how higher oil means higher inflation

[Anonymous No.55881839]

>>55881535
I want a gif of this

[Anonymous No.55881846]

>>55881755
>BBBYQ thread
Well the free market is retarded but I believe the answer to why these thread are still around is more so due to psychology then markets. You see to these baggies thats their 'community' and they feel like they belong.

[Anonymous No.55881854]

>>55881824
>OIL
>has been
>trending lower

[Anonymous No.55881868]

>>55881824
>anyone paying attention sees inflation coming down
lol no.
if they stop doing bailouts maybe then it can start coming down but JPOW knows this administration is fucking retarded and have tied his hands, so higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.55881971]

pink fields imminent

[Anonymous No.55881994]

>>55881854
Why are you guys only ever able to post short term charts? Are you too poor to afford the ones that are zoomed out?

>>55881868
Lol you just don't see the game huh

[Anonymous No.55882009]

>>55881473
eat shit jew

[OwU No.55882069]

>>55882009
Super lovely.

[OwU No.55882077]

Victory to all communityism.

[Anonymous No.55882079]

stop posting degenerate drawings

also buy PALL

[OwU No.55882086]

“Israel” has been pouring concrete into the philistine water supply.
“Israel” recently bombed the capital city of Syria, Damascus.

[OwU No.55882095]

Victory to GOOD Nazism.
Victory globally to all the forces of true wealth.

[Anonymous No.55882138]

>>55881839
got you

[Anonymous No.55882193]

> was worried about about how many calls I bought this morning
>MAGABoomer media bragging about their puts for the "upcoming" recession
I am going to print so much fucking money
>>55881476
Weed is the worst industry to invest in because the second the sector is mature enough for the long term the tobacco industry is going to swoop in as the grim fucking reaper.

[Anonymous No.55882199]

Okay I don't know what the fuck Toyota did but my new 4 banger gas CVT Corolla is doing 37 miles/gallon in city fucking 42 highway. That's better than my old Echo ever did and it was 1000 pounds lighter.
>>55882079
Shan't

[Anonymous No.55882230]

>>55882193
>> was worried about about how many calls I bought this morning
>>MAGABoomer media bragging about their puts for the "upcoming" recession
>I am going to print so much fucking money

[Anonymous No.55882250]

Which should I watch tonight?
Arbitrage
The big short
Margin call

[Anonymous No.55882279]

>>55882199
There's a reason cars all look the same nowadays

[Anonymous No.55882283]

>>55881702
I haven't made a single trade since June 6th. I mostly just play poker now and watch you guys lose money

[Anonymous No.55882303]

>>55882230
The fate of all MAGABoomers is to die from either heroin overdose or heart failure at age 63. The fate of everyone else is to take all of their money.
Shorting their trades has been the best alpha in a decade. That is just how it is. I started when I started seeing the "Oil to $300!" from marble statue profile pictures in every form of media.

[Anonymous No.55882319]

Also I have this painful rash in my beard, can any doctor-chans tell me what it is?

[Anonymous No.55882324]

>>55882250
All of these are reddit-tier. Watch Rounders instead.

[Anonymous No.55882325]

>been excessively masturbating to pass the time on the weekends until markets open
i don't feel so good bros...

[Anonymous No.55882329]

>>55882283
You must not be watching closely. I'm profitable.

[Anonymous No.55882340]

>>55882319
scoliosis, just shave it off and put some neosporin on it

[Anonymous No.55882348]

>>55882250
Little House on the Prairie

[Anonymous No.55882355]

>>55882340
Wow some actual helpful advice. Shaving it isn't an option though because I genuinely look like a pedophile without a beard. I'll just get some anti-bacterial soap.

[Anonymous No.55882366]

>>55882283
Man you should have bought that deep ass BOIL dip when I was tellin' it then sold that kick ass BOIL rip a few days later. It's just now starting to get back down into the zone where I *start* building a new seed but not to the point of major injections thus far.

[Anonymous No.55882368]

>>55882355
>scoliosis
wait that's a spine condition. Goddamnit... trolled again

[Anonymous No.55882376]

>>55882355
I rub my under-beard skin with apple cider vinegar.

[Anonymous No.55882394]

>>55882366
So in what range should /smg/ start buying BOIL again?

[Anonymous No.55882400]

>>55882366
I have no money. I have $950 to my name and 2/3 of my next paycheck is going to rent. Lost most of my money on the slots and poker tables

[Anonymous No.55882416]

>>55882303
>heroin overdose
heroin stopped being available many years ago, you dumb genx faggot

[Anonymous No.55882447]

>>55882394
Today should have been the *start* when it was in the $63s but all I did was grab $10 worth. I'm not sure enough to start quoting figures yet because it just did a contract roll *during* a huge fuckin' rip so it's difficult to say what the new floor is going to be. I'm just going to be "playing it by ear" with caution and adding small amounts if it does any hanging around between here and $60, with more being added the closer to $60 it goes, and keeping plenty of dry powder on hand for even deeper. I could make some bullshit up and toss around some numbers, but that's what I'm doing, matter of fact. Each contract roll lasts 2 months so we just came out of a fairly dependable set of ranges all through June/July. Also, I'm feeling pretty cautious about any potential spillover from the general market conditions potentially going deeply, suddenly sour and will especially be cautious between now and Jackson Hole.

[Anonymous No.55882451]

When can we start trading again

[Anonymous No.55882456]

>>55882400
Dang it man, shit.

[Anonymous No.55882457]

Im selling everything and booking a flight to thailand.

[Anonymous No.55882459]

>>55882451
2032 earliest I can do

[Anonymous No.55882468]

>>55882447
Do you have any stoploss levels? dcaing into BOIL is fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.55882485]

>>55882468
>Do you have any stoploss levels?
Utterly useless, NYMEX sends out nanoseconds huge spikes up and down after 8am that triggers all kinds of set shit.
>dcaing into BOIL is fucking stupid.
Weird how fucking stupid shit makes me good money, feel free to remain a nigger.

[Anonymous No.55882514]

>When we were kids, the "compares" used to visit one another.
>There was this man, he would never talk.
>He'd just sit there all night.
>They say to him, "What's the matter compare? Don't you say anything?"
>He says, "What am I going to say, that my wife two-times me?"
>So she says, "Shut up! You're always talking!"
>But in Italian, it sounds much nicer.

[Anonymous No.55882531]

>>55882485
Wait are you that anon with supposedly 90%+ winrate never setting any stop losses and getting very mad anytime he has to cut a losing trade?

[Anonymous No.55882539]

>>55882531
No, nigger.

[Anonymous No.55882543]

One of the boards is trying to summon a hurricane to hit California

[Anonymous No.55882545]

>in other words you condone that stuff
>I just wanna make sure I'm not kissing nat king cole over here
https://youtu.be/GrkKL45qB0Q

[Anonymous No.55882552]

>>55882543
that's rad

[Anonymous No.55882557]

>>55882531
BTW, not only no, nigger, but I'd put my win rate more like 10%, but I win a lot bigger than I lose (though I have taken some hurtin' ass stings).

[Anonymous No.55882565]

>>55882543
make it happen, 8/20

[Anonymous No.55882570]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.55882574]

i really am hoping
this week was the bottom
we laughed at the bears
but should have just shot 'em

[Anonymous No.55882602]

August 25th 500 strike calls on NVDA, buy them at market open on the 23rd. This is financial advice, this is legal advice, I am your lawyer.
>Inb4 Le IV!!!!
Irrelevant, it will moon 25% again as they smash earnings and guide up.

[Anonymous No.55882608]

>>55882574
when you're not having gains
just enjoy some old trains

[Anonymous No.55882614]

>>55882608
I have a whole thread full of trains

[Anonymous No.55882620]

>>55882614
Yep, you told me about it when you first showed me the number matching posts.

[Anonymous No.55882624]

>>55881476
I love how weed tourism was supposed to be a thing for like 2 years until every fucking state rapidly legalized it. I know a guy in Utah who drives 4 hours every month or so to drive to Colorado to stock up on a ton of weed and just drives back home. I used to live in Idaho, an extremely draconian state but people would do the same with Washington. They'd drive a couple hours across the border and stock up on weed.

[Anonymous No.55882633]

Internet finance fuckers seem to be bandwagoning super-strong USD as a destroyer of small (and eventually larger) economies. Does this mean hyperinflation levels of devaluation are coming?

[Anonymous No.55882639]

>>55882620
Have you checked that thread lately? It's four days away from being a year old

[Anonymous No.55882657]

Alex Jones says lockdowns by october, bullish

[Anonymous No.55882666]

>>55882639
No, I only checked it the evening you mentioned there being one on /n/. I very rarely go anywhere but /smg/ and the occasional /biz/ catalog scan for potentially interesting short dips into various threads anymore. I nooticed that one time that it was an old af thread though!

[Anonymous No.55882693]

>>55882666
Well Satan, it's currently the second oldest thread on /n/. The current oldest thread there is some bike-fag bullshit. I had a train thread that was the oldest at one point, but somehow it got bumped off...
Nothing compares to /po/ though. Their oldest thread is 7 years old. I only wish /biz/ could achieve something like that... but it would take too much coordination, or literally the complete death of crypto

[Anonymous No.55882704]

>>55882693
Bike fag bullshit is what I used to go there for years ago when a loaded Long Haul Trucker was my mobile home.

[Anonymous No.55882755]

>>55882704
As a rooner, I don't like bike-fags. They always pass too closely when I'm out running, or they ride 3 or 4 wide and take up the whole path forcing me into the grass.

[Anonymous No.55882782]

>>55882755
As an /out/ist, I don't like any kind of fags and stay as far the fuck away as possible.

[Anonymous No.55882824]

I owe women kisses

[Anonymous No.55882851]

>>55881457
So, is this le big one?

[Anonymous No.55882870]

>>55882824
why don't they just have children?

[Anonymous No.55882987]

>>55882570
Wonder if yields will go up or do down when the lockdowns happen again next month(assuming its true at all)?

[Anonymous No.55883070]

>>55882987
more lock downs? for what?

[Anonymous No.55883071]

All you had to do was know the future and buy bla bla bla like I told you to, but you never listen

[Anonymous No.55883106]

Any anons here own rental property? I would be interested in any advice. Thinking about buying a triplex

[Anonymous No.55883119]

>>55883106
Do it bro! It’s a great idea! It’s only up from here!

[Anonymous No.55883124]

>>55882319
Take a shower you funking dope nigger

[Anonymous No.55883126]

>>55881457
i knew it michael was jackson WAS into white power

[Anonymous No.55883134]

>>55883070
Election year, we're going to have lock downs every 4 years

[Anonymous No.55883138]

>>55883106
If you got it, would you pay a property management company to fill it with tenants, collect rent, etc or do it yourself?

[Anonymous No.55883150]

>>55883134
In another 4 years will be a one party complete totalitarian mask off, complete power. So they might not need but one more plandemic, 2028 will be illegal for any opposition parties, non state control media, etc. Maybe civil war, or something like that. I hope I'm wrong

[Anonymous No.55883164]

>>55881600
>>55881624
>>55882193
>>55882624
don't reply to him, he's tryharding to create a shizo personality across this website just please ignore him

[Anonymous No.55883166]

>>55883119
It’s reasonably priced and even with 7.25 rates it will average 11.7% return yoy
>>55883138
It currently has long term renters. And I think I can manage only allowing white people with 700+ credit scores by myself.

[Anonymous No.55883185]

>>55883166
Nice, id probably go for it then. Or is there anything holding you back or causing you to hesitate?

[Anonymous No.55883195]

All I really want is to lay in the same bed and hold scoopsies. It's not a sexual thing for me. He just has such a tiny frame and I feel the need to protect that amphetamine addict.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FSBiplT9pi8&feature=share

[Anonymous No.55883196]

I bought 1500 dollaridoos of TUP on a hunch that it'll pump on monday back to the resistance level.

[Anonymous No.55883348]

>inherited 900k 11 years agoo
>have 600k now
>thinking about suicide often

[Anonymous No.55883368]

>>55883348
could have literally just invested into basic ass bonds, gold or index funds and be good. but you had to be an idiot

[Anonymous No.55883451]

>>55882319
Fug I have exactly the same thing as you on my neck, almost symmetrical on both side, it suddenly popped out out of nowhere and never left. It's been months since I've been saying I should see a dermatologist (not only for that particular issue), but couldn't find the time, nor can I find one without having to wait for like 4 fucking months until there's a free time slot. What the fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.55883458]

>>55882009
In reality the few similarities we share are rendered completely irrelevant by the enormity of our differences

[Anonymous No.55883485]

>>55882319
It's called candida over growth clean up your lifestyle

[Anonymous No.55883511]

Dump continuing next week or what? I capitulated and started shorting so we probably start pumping now right?

[Anonymous No.55883555]

>>55883511
brics conference, jackson hole, and nvda earnings, if nvda goes well, we finna heem bobo

[Anonymous No.55883563]

>>55883511
Too risky to open new shorts. Just wait two weeks to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.55883606]

Bought UNG on Thurs. Looking forward to doubling my money in the next 3 months.

This general has gotten too schizo for me though. You're all horrible investors too.

[Anonymous No.55883634]

Why is this Canadian guy schizoposting in every thread? I just don't get it

[Anonymous No.55883641]

>>55882608
Based 1chan poster? I don’t go to the site much myself but I do respect the levels of train autism there

[Anonymous No.55883779]

>>55882543
Which one?

[Anonymous No.55883833]

>>55881457

Sup. A few weeks ago i was watching trading videos on youtube and I saw a video where someone used a software "to go back in time" and paper trade "in the past" as time moved forward. he did this to practice his personal technical analysis skills.

i have been trying to find said software/video for the past few days with no avail.

Can anyone give me a hand a tell me which software is that? Thx

[Anonymous No.55883867]

>>55881755
>considering that there is still a BBBYQ thread
it just means retailers have still too much pocket money. same thing with whores in megacorps earning a huge salaries for doing nothing.
We are still in the QE bubble and it's not clear democracy can live without it

[Anonymous No.55883909]

>>55883867
>democracy
thats a funny way to spell late stage capitalism

[Anonymous No.55883917]

>>55883867
China isn't a democracy and its having the same issues with NIMBY HOOMERs as the US and Europe.
Capitalism doesn't know what to do with itself when technology makes capital allocation overly efficient.
You get either concerted efforts to create artificial scarcity on previously abundant items like houses or you just make up new magic beans to hoard like BTC or NFTs. VCs are basically an entire sector dedicated to moving money from one pension fund to another and taking a large cut for doing so.

[Anonymous No.55884223]

>>55883641
No I just think trains kick ass is all.
>>55883071
This but unironically with BOIL.

[Anonymous No.55884267]

I come from a line of seers that would have prophetic dreams. My grandma had them and so does my mom. I too am blessed with having vivid dreams. I used to get dreams a lot where I was flying. Dreams in which you are flying or moving effortlessly and not weighed down or slow usually means you are doing well or going to do well financially. I stopped having those dreams when I had to live on my own but most recently last night I had a dream I was levitating and floating along again, breaking through windows and shit. I think that is a good omen for stocks to go back up in the near future.

[Anonymous No.55884405]

Done bagging stocks for the year. I've hit my divvy targets for this year so the gains via drip now is just extra. Focusing on debt reduction. Got a window of zero interest being applied so I intend to take advantage. By march 2024 total debt will be slashed by almost half.

[Anonymous No.55884488]

>>55883634
Trailer park boys wasnt a comedy it was a documentary. That’s just what your average non-French Canadian is like.

[Anonymous No.55884539]

>One step forwards
>Two steps back

I'm so tired of it

[Anonymous No.55884556]

Elvis-san, is now a good time to jump back into XLE?

[Anonymous No.55884594]

>>55883485
This kill the grains

[Anonymous No.55884612]

>>55882283
yeah I’m thinking based

[Anonymous No.55884626]

I didn't know YPF discovered a sizeable oil field in Argentina.

[Anonymous No.55884674]

>>55884556
No idea,I only fuck with BOIL/KOLD/UNG.

[Anonymous No.55884746]

So, considering NVDA refuses to go down and has turned into a massive tug-of-war between bears and bulls, and the fact that QQQ actually went up on Friday sour hour and magnificently recovered from the daily double top.
I'm kinda thinking that the pre-nvidia earnings bull trap is real and next week we'll be retardpumping hard, maybe even recovering 370+.
If nvidia actually crushes earnings (and i kinda get the feeling they will) it will be the perfect excuse for one last rally to 377+, then after the initial hype is done all bags will be dumped and we'll be heading to 330.
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.55884826]

Is there something weird going on in the internet today?

[Anonymous No.55884842]

>>55883164
meds, now!

[Anonymous No.55884874]

>>55884405
Kek Gov of my state wants to give teachers an 11% pay hike next year. Money has been set aside already to give all other employees least an 6% hike. (Me). What I'm hoping for; due it being a budget year, election year, and due to the money already being allocated/surplus revenue they punt it up to least an 8% hike as done in 2022.

[Anonymous No.55884890]

>>55884746
I said the same thing a few times yesterday and people kept calling me a retard
We will pump
Namefags will come back to gloat
And we'll be speedrunning to hades by friday

[Anonymous No.55884930]

>>55884746
>>55884890
How can NVIDIA beat earnings? Arent the expectations already skyhigh?

[Anonymous No.55884939]

>>55884842
Read the post retard.

[Anonymous No.55884951]

Routerbarons, how we feeling?

[Anonymous No.55884964]

[Anonymous No.55884981]

>>55882570
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.55884988]

>>55884930
I dont think they will. I'll be selling my calls and buying puts before earnings
I'm just expecting a run up to trap retail bulls

[Anonymous No.55884998]

>>55884556
For shits and grins, literally while on the shitter taking a shit, I looked at XLE and discovered regardless of anything else that VDE is generally better performing. I have no interest in it though because I do not give a fuck "how well the energy companies are doing". BOIL/KOLD/UNG are in lockstep with the price of natural gas (BOIL 2x, KOLD 2x inverse, UNG 1x), and nothing besides (which also means that anyone buying any of it does absolutely nothing to "pump my bags" like that one niggertard thinks). To me anything beyond that is just arbitrary mystery shit that I want no part of besides small fun amounts of stooks I buy just to have some action between BOIL/KOLD/UNG microcycles.

[Anonymous No.55885005]

Allah, Please crash crypto so the degenerates on this board can get a job.

[Anonymous No.55885008]

>>55884612
That was indeed pretty fuckin' BASED!
>>55882283
Aside from what I already said last night, fuckin' BASED! And bless you, man.

[Anonymous No.55885015]

>>55881486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyK7lX4sk0c

[Anonymous No.55885030]

>>55884981

[Anonymous No.55885043]

>>55884951
>Routerbarons
kek! This is a breddy danged gud new meme, btw, I dig it, but I'd seriously be watching carefully for the top of this CSCO cycle to be at least *nearing*, going by the 5 yr. Man it is on a great run since the bottom of the last one in May 2022 even with the rolling right over that Oct DIPPARINO that hit pretty much *everything*.

[Anonymous No.55885085]

>new maverick is NOT up
>new mott is NOT up

I NEED MY FIX

[Anonymous No.55885096]

>>55885085
>jockogood.jpg

[Anonymous No.55885124]

Just popped open a monster nitro cosmic peach, I immediately regret this purchase.

[Anonymous No.55885153]

I hope that someday the retards that be realize how retarded this shit is and ban it all, sending TSLA to 0 and ending the CRUISE/WAYMO shit along with it. Fuck the anti-Christ. Unfortunately I know this will not occur and there will remain enough support for it to keep it in place and growing exponentially, despite the fact that it and its consequences will be a disaster for the human race.

[Anonymous No.55885177]

talked my boomer parents who are retired out of putting most of their money into a 'high growth tech' fund
these retirement fund managers are basically scammers
>yeah we probably wont live more than 20 more years and will need some form of additional retirement income, put everything into tranny stocks please

[Anonymous No.55885178]

>>55885153
It will only occur after there is a tragic accident, unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.55885184]

>>55885178
>a second autonomous vehicle has crashed into the white house

[Anonymous No.55885195]

>>55884939
i have never read a single post on this cursed website and i dont intend to start now

[Anonymous No.55885198]

>>55885178
Pretty sure there's already been a few of those, not to mention all the sudden explosions/fires. Imagine riding on top of a giant lithium ion battery. Fuckin' retards.

[Anonymous No.55885216]

>>55885198
>>55885184
I mean like it will have to crash into a buss and kill a bunch of kiddos or something.

[Anonymous No.55885231]

Someone explain how FRHC went up 15% but my puts ended green on the bid.

[Anonymous No.55885242]

>>55885216
Yeah, I can see that potentially causing at least some degree of shift. I suspect though that there's a lot more behind the scenes tie in between TSLA/SpaceX/GOOG/etc. and long term government agendas (both national and states) that will keep any action very limited.

[Anonymous No.55885249]

A wedge of geese just flew over my house!

[Anonymous No.55885252]

>>55885231

[Anonymous No.55885306]

>>55885231
IV saved your ass.

[Anonymous No.55885337]

>>55884930
Yes but they essentially have a monopoly on AI hardware atm blowing their competitors out of the water. Keep in mind demand is super high (some orders taking weeks to receive) which means if Nividia somehow under preforms expectations (they won’t) it’ll be because of manufacturing constraints caused by rapid growth and demand, not lack of sales.

[Anonymous No.55885383]

Rockler reminds me of this degen gambler that used to rent a room in my apartment. He was a nice dude but gambling addict, one day this guy asks me to go to the casino on his behalf and place a bet because he either got banned or banned himself.
Think it was craps he wanted me to play. He hands me a literally stack of bills he pulls from a bag(poker winnings). I placed 2 bets of 2.5k each, we did the whole hand-signals from afar thing. He lost 5k in about 2minutes. (told him beforehand that was the max I was going to bet for him)
I tried to get him into stocks/investing but he wasnt interested. I started investing around that same time more than 3 years ago with amount smaller than he lost, of course with contributions but my stack is over 50k today.

give up the booze and gambling if you want to make it. my grandfather died at age 63 from the drink, took him days to die in excruciating agony, my uncle is the same way, young and close to death from the drink.

[Anonymous No.55885387]

>>55883606
>bought UNG Thurs rather than Fri
>calls others horrible invoosters

[Anonymous No.55885392]

>>55883606
Mr. 10% winrate himself.

[Anonymous No.55885403]

movie night is for fags with no friends

[Anonymous No.55885408]

>/smg/ financial doom posting
Rules 1 and 2, anons, rules 1 and 2

[Anonymous No.55885411]

>>55885403
anon, you are on 4chan

[Anonymous No.55885426]

>>55885411
yes but im not a khv and i have things to do sat. night

[Anonymous No.55885430]

>>55885426
lies, I know it because you are here

[Anonymous No.55885440]

>>55885430
do you want me to datestamp the party im at tonight because i will

[Anonymous No.55885443]

>>55885440
nobody wants to see your autist meetup nerd.

[Anonymous No.55885447]

>>55885443
>autist meetup
i already said i wasn't going to movie night

[Anonymous No.55885453]

>>55885447
wherever you are that involves other people is surely a meeting of autists. They already have one present (you). Otherwise you would be on facebook right now.

[Anonymous No.55885457]

kek janny can't stand to see real women

[Anonymous No.55885466]

Test

[Anonymous No.55885474]

post portfolio breakdown
are you ready for the crash?

[Anonymous No.55885480]

>>55885457
was it nsfw

[Anonymous No.55885485]

>>55885474
a little over 1% cash
the rest in some oil company

[Anonymous No.55885492]

>>55885474
basically 50% cash, so i'm ready for a meltdown

[Anonymous No.55885499]

>>55885480
they were bikini baristas
sex work is real work so that's about as safe for work as you can be

[Anonymous No.55885500]

>>55885485
which oil company?

[Anonymous No.55885501]

>>55885485
>>55885492
when you guys say cash is it actually cash/money market or are you holding short term bonds or tbills?

[Anonymous No.55885506]

>>55885474
I wish I would have bought a lot more BOIL yesterday though, heat dome is hitting the deep south and midwest next week and touching into the NE. At least my cash is getting daily accrued/monthly paid 4.9% from HOOD I reckon.

[Anonymous No.55885512]

>>55885500
OXY, but I am not necessarily recommending it to anyone. I just happen to be married to my position in it.

>>55885501
Money market (Vanguard if you need specifics)

[Anonymous No.55885513]

>>55885501
Cash as in liquid cash. ~180k worth
I should be playing the bond market because I really only focus on one sector at a time and I never seem to be willing to fully commit. It works out if there's a major gap down or another sector opens up, but usually not.

[Anonymous No.55885583]

>>55885513
i locked in ltpz at 2% in my retirement and schp at 2% schp in my taxable and hsa
god speed cash anons

[Anonymous No.55885598]

>>55885492
First time I've been in cash in a while, so we are for sure going to have a meltup.

[Anonymous No.55885606]

>>55885512
>OXY, but I am not necessarily recommending it to anyone
Buffett you’re not welcome here.

[Anonymous No.55885616]

>>55881457
it's time guys. I'm ready to go full schizo.
shill me videos, books or whatever material about technical analisys, financial astrology and other esoteric ways of making money.
I'll yolo myself down the rabbit hole

[Anonymous No.55885625]

>>55885616
buy low
sell high

[Anonymous No.55885629]

>>55885616
I tried looking into how the houses thing worked once and stopped. I don't know how women get into that shit.

[Anonymous No.55885635]

>>55885616
ben felix is a pretty good one but he's going to make you realize you're a fucking retard and just become an index fag

[Anonymous No.55885640]

>>55885629
>I don't know how women get into that shit.
bro, technical analisys is horoscope for men

[Anonymous No.55885655]

Hurricane Hillary will destroy Southern California and kill all the homeless tomorrow. What do I invest in?

[Anonymous No.55885656]

Wtf ghost breweries exist that sell production line capacity for "craft" brews

[Anonymous No.55885676]

>>55883833
>technical analysis

[Anonymous No.55885720]

>>55885656
Is that surprising?

[Anonymous No.55885721]

>>55885640
there is some esoteric financial horoscope juju out there, but if you are looking for shit to read there is an old google drive for you to explore.

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

[Anonymous No.55885726]

>>55885655
wind energy maybe
i heard them winds hurricanes hit 200mph now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWacsD8ItB0

[Anonymous No.55885727]

>>55885655
God please let this happen I'm begging you

[Anonymous No.55885755]

>>55885655
If only, wish it could wipe out sf too.

[Anonymous No.55885764]

You niggers ready to start the right shoulder next week?

[Anonymous No.55885767]

>>55885392
Did you mean 90%, I'm the one who claims 10% (and that's just an out of my ass figure to express relativeness).

[Anonymous No.55885772]

How long will bobo's keep winning? I want to buy back in.

[Anonymous No.55885775]

>>55885755
after seeing LA shits going straight to Vegas

[Anonymous No.55885778]

>>55885772
2025
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55885781]

>>55883833
investopedia simulator?

[Anonymous No.55885787]

I'm at the museum. Get this niggers are art now. They don't even need to show off thier bbc. Has wall street fully priced this in?

[Anonymous No.55885793]

>>55885787
Photography is not art

[Anonymous No.55885813]

>>55885655
learn to swim
'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be

[Anonymous No.55885815]

>>55885772
>How long will bobo's keep winning?
wtf? I leave this thread for 2 days and bobo's get delusional?

[Anonymous No.55885875]

>>55885815
Bobo ate good for 2 weeks, now Bobo full. Need to rest and digest. Let the cattle grow a little, let it play on green uphill pasture. Bobo return, Bobo strike, Bobo feast once more. Bobo need to eat for winter. Bobo sleep now a little.

[Anonymous No.55885876]

>>55885249
There were somewhere between 80 and 100 seagulls in one of the parking lots at work yesterday. Children from the neighbourhood were charging them on their bicycles. The gulls weren't impressed.

[Anonymous No.55885978]

>>55885875
>2
3, the 27th was the top.

[Anonymous No.55886116]

>>55885787
I look like this.

[Anonymous No.55886263]

>>55885231
>>55885306 is bang on. As a result of seeing this post I decided to go ahead and do some more learning to hopefully get to the point I can grasp options enough to finally actually live trade them, and found the following video. At the moment I have time linked it just happens to have covered *exactly* what this Anon has responded with.

https://youtu.be/89NHBLDTQyk?t=2556

[Anonymous No.55886268]

>>55885772
>>55885815
They will win until you learn to use apostrophes correctly.

[Anonymous No.55886288]

>>55886268
If enough people fail, incorrect can become correct.

[Anonymous No.55886327]

>>55882319
hydrocortozone, its like dandruff but not on the scalp, i have it on my beard too

[Anonymous No.55886380]

>>55885153
yes we should continue to spend hours of our lives behind the wheel (sarcasm)

[Anonymous No.55886389]

>>55886380
the automobile and its consequences have been a disaster for the american race

[Anonymous No.55886395]

I fucking FOMO'd all over the place on JOBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had an average of $4, now its $7.5

[Anonymous No.55886405]

>>55886380
Yes, we should hand our lives over to AI and bots (ur a fag and a tard, thus fagtard). However, I do agree with your sentiment and we should unironically return to horses/wagons.

[Anonymous No.55886422]

Where does the time go?

[Anonymous No.55886427]

attention all n-words

I have officially bought in again yesterday
I also bought bitcoin right before it dipped 10%
consider this a warning, for I'm become death, destroyer of the stock market.

[Anonymous No.55886430]

>>55886427
Buy QQQ pls sir

[Anonymous No.55886440]

>>55886430
I have

[Anonymous No.55886441]

Welp. It’s over. 2 years of my life and countless amount of time, affection, energy, memories, money, all for nothing. This was only my second relationship but this one was so mature and different, it felt like a proper “adult” relationship. How do I respond to this? A part of me wants to be immature and childish and just not respond but idk. I need some help from some more experienced anons. I’m just sad

[Anonymous No.55886444]

>>55886327
I really hope it's nothing and just goes away. I can't really afford to go to the doctor as I don't have health insurance and it's $100 to just walk in the door. Knowing my luck it will be something fungal which literally won't go away on its own no matter what.

[Anonymous No.55886446]

>>55886427
that dog looks like cockmongler

[Anonymous No.55886457]

>>55886444
try the apple cider vinegar maybe a few times daily

[Anonymous No.55886462]

It's over...
What does this mean for the markets on Monday?

[Anonymous No.55886466]

>>55885813
I really liked that album

Is there any good contemporary music?

[Anonymous No.55886475]

>>55885720
The brews suck on top of it. Just had a "Velvet Llama" which the coffee up front was good but the alcohol taste on the backend was fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.55886480]

>>55886457
Fuck it I'll run to the store today. It doesn't hurt nearly as bad today so that's probably a good sign too. Yesterday it stung like hell.

[Anonymous No.55886487]

>>55886441
After two years all you get is a lousy text? They chose childish.

[Anonymous No.55886491]

>>55886441
Depends anon. Did you already get your questions answered and you are ready to pull out?

[Anonymous No.55886522]

>>55886480
I've used it successfully on my face and arm pits. I get the Great Value which is cheap as fuck.

[Anonymous No.55886537]

>>55886487
Yeah idk. She complained about me the whole drive back to her parent’s house for 30 minutes but I didn’t think she was gonna end it. Welp, should’ve seen it coming
>>55886491
What questions are there to ask?
Did you really love me?
Is that it?
Why did you always have something to complain about when I would never rag on you, even when you’d have mental breakdowns?
Why in the times that you threatened you’d kill yourself did you unload it on me and then not even a couple months later have the audacity to say I care more about success and money than I do about you?
Idk there’s nothing to ask without making me sound pathetic at this point

[Anonymous No.55886558]

>>55886441
>not rejoicing
>the bitch is fucking gone
>peace (but no more piece)

[Anonymous No.55886570]

>>55886441
>I always hate coming up with plans and things to do
This is why I don't even try dating anymore. I don't like going places and doing things. I just like to stay home. I know no woman will tolerate that so I save myself the trouble and don't bother.

[Anonymous No.55886578]

>>55886444
dude just use the hydrocotozone it will go away

[Anonymous No.55886579]

>>55886537
Sounds like period pains i've lived with a woman for ten years, if it's pretty out of the blue or they don't act like that often easily she's raggin it and will realize in a few days. Prolly not over unless you want it to be too.

[Anonymous No.55886592]

>>55886537
To me it sounds like a convenient relationship that she couldnt or wouldnt move forward on. She felt trapped in the past and she doesn't think you are capable of growing. So shes either emotionally cheated with someone else already or she's being self destructive. If you dont have any questions to improve your next relationship that should be a good enough read on the situation to help you break things off with some grace/flair without being yourself up to sound desperate. Just know once you use this info its conclusively over with her since she loved giving you her worst but didnt think you deserved her best. I really should stop doing shrooms.

[Anonymous No.55886604]

>>55886570
Women enjoy being told what you want to do and then they provide input. Generally they are pretty mediocre coming up with complex plans.

[Anonymous No.55886612]

>>55886592
Alternatively, she talked with some of her friends about how the grass is greener on the other side and wants out based on their encouragement. Seen a few relationships, some of many years, ended by the gf/wifes stupid ass friends being retarded.

[Anonymous No.55886624]

>>55886537
>did you really love me
Pretty sure she never did.
>threatened to kill herself
My ex literally tried to kill herself. I could never look at her the same after that, and that ultimately led me leaving her. You want to start a family and have kids but I cant trust that you might one day off yourself and leave me to raise the kids all alone because the going got tough. The one thing I learned in my 20's is women are fucking psychos. Put them on birth control and it's twice as bad. Fucking hormonal schizos.
>>55886578
I didn't think they sold that over the counter. If they do that's the obvious choice. I don't even know how I got it in the first place. I shower every day it's not like I'm some greasy NEET.

[Anonymous No.55886629]

lost 50% of my portfolio on SPY calls last week
feels bad man

[Anonymous No.55886632]

>>55886629
stop gambling options.

[Anonymous No.55886639]

>>55886612
Yeah thats still emotionally cheating since shes letting another influence what she thinks about them. That type of convo has to involve her speaking the idea too.

[Anonymous No.55886643]

>>55886629
>stocks have been going down in a straight 45 degree angle since august first with no end in sight
>this is the perfect time to go in on calls

[Anonymous No.55886647]

Well it can't get any fucking worse than this
We've hit the absolute bottom
So I guess that means stocks start going back up on Monday
THANK GOD

[Anonymous No.55886650]

1800's cunny. This is investment advice.

[Anonymous No.55886658]

>>55886441
idk but maybe just grab a couple of bottles of booze and let it all out when you're drunk
I doesn't help me but I do it anyways

[Anonymous No.55886678]

>>55886650
Just remember when you take a picture with your phone to post here you have to hold your phone horizontal for some reason or else the picture is turned like that

[Anonymous No.55886689]

>>55886612
BINGO
I
N
G
O
*many* such cases. SAD!

[Anonymous No.55886706]

>>55886650
I prefer 1500s velasquez dwarf cunny

[Anonymous No.55886709]

>>55881824
lol,
lmao even

[Anonymous No.55886722]

Why is fashion such big business? You look at the richest people in the world and there seems to be such an insane amount of money in it. Gucci, LVMH, Nike, L’Oréal, Zara, all owners are in the Forbes top 20.

[Anonymous No.55886724]

>>55886441
>A part of me wants to be immature and childish and just not respond but idk
Just say “Okay”. It’s not childish it’s done. She sounds like a baby and to be honest, women who type in only lowercase are a red flag

[Anonymous No.55886729]

>>55886629
Did monday fake you out that bad?

[Anonymous No.55886732]

>>55886441
Think of all the money you’ll have now. Women spend like crazy, even if you think you weren’t spending much you’ll find you have more money than you know what to do with.

[Anonymous No.55886733]

>>55886722
women and uh poc
Take two seconds and think about who society's biggest spenders are and to whom status means the most

[Anonymous No.55886735]

>>55886647
>hope

[Anonymous No.55886747]

Welp. Looks like she decided to take the childish and cold approach. I feel like a loser now. She even had the audacity to call me rn and ask where I’m at. Fucking hell

[Anonymous No.55886761]

>>55886733
Yeah but like cmon, 30-35% of the worlds richest people are in fashion or beauty? I spend maybe $300 a year on clothes and 10% of my weekly shopping is even beauty tangent items including deodorant and toothpaste and shit. It seems way over represented

[Anonymous No.55886772]

>>55886761
I have a brother that is big into shoes as collectables.
It isn't weird. Society's spending habits are worse than you think.

[Anonymous No.55886774]

>>55886747
"Thanks for the bombshell, if you dont mind I am going to take a moment. Since we dont mean shit to each other anymore you can slow your roll and wait your turn bitch."

[Anonymous No.55886776]

>>55886441
Best to just be calm and stoic about a breakup. How you handle a break is a good judge of character for men.
>>55886612
Always bad when they start talking to their friends. Are they single wine roasties?

[Anonymous No.55886778]

>>55886629
Don't worry bro you'll make it all back this week

[Anonymous No.55886784]

>>55886722
Because the margins on the actual merchandise sold are so high. That means that the rewards for gaining marketshare are worth the effort. Yes, there are technical and quality differences between a shirt that's $5, one that's $50, and one that's $100. So the cost to make that $100 shirt is more than the cost for the $5 shirt. But, the relationship isn't linear. There's a lot more profit on the $100 shirt. Then... going from $100 to $500 to $1000 (and even higher) is almost all pure profit. Yes, they will continue to try and source even better materials, and hire even more skilled seamstresses for the sweatshops, but the costs will only go up a fraction of the amount that the profit goes up. That's why fashion companies put so much effort into advertising, branding, and protecting the brand. If suddenly the market decides it doesn't want to pay $1000 for that shirt because the $500 or $100 competitor one is just as good, and the $1000 shirt's brand isn't as great anymore.. then that's a huge blow.

[Anonymous No.55886785]

>>55886735
kek
>>55886747
>being this much of a fag over a measly 2 yrs
noob

[Anonymous No.55886792]

>>55881740
shut up JEW

[Anonymous No.55886801]

>>55881457
SPACEX IS PROFITABLE IPO INCOMING

[Anonymous No.55886808]

>>55886747
Listen to
>>55886776
If you play it cool and act like you don't care if will drive her fucking insane. She expects you to be really upset and make a scene because women are attention whores. If you just be nonchalant about the whole thing it will bother the fuck out of her. Wouldn't be surprised once the dopamine wears off you'll get a text from her asking "why didn't you fight to get me back"

[Anonymous No.55886811]

>>55886747
Who was living with who? Is it your place or hers?

[Anonymous No.55886812]

>>55881457
>palishit op
holy kys

[Anonymous No.55886814]

>>55886747
Best option is walk away tall, imo.
Then turn the energy into bettering yourself: like say
>ill show that fucking cunt
then push yourself on the squat rack. Right woman will notice your gains.

[Anonymous No.55886822]

>>55886811
No one is living with each other. We both live with our parents but she wants me to give back the gifts she gave me and vice versa

[Anonymous No.55886831]

>>55886747
literally stop caring
you're not in control of what decisions others make in their mind, move on

[Anonymous No.55886832]

>>55886405
>ur a fag and a tard, thus fagtard
horses and wagons are gay

[Anonymous No.55886834]

>>55886814
I agree, but stay off of /fit/ though. It will turn you into a homo immediately

[Anonymous No.55886835]

>>55886822
Brother she is an utter cunt lmao. She did you such a favor. You were dating a BPD psychopath. Could you imagine e being married and giving half your net worth to this fucking person?

[Anonymous No.55886837]

>>55886822
That is pretty gay, not a significant loss.

[Anonymous No.55886841]

>>55886822
KEK
tell that bitch tough fuckin' shit and block her.

[Anonymous No.55886850]

>>55886835
Yeah, it would probably happen sooner than later. I’m just mad it had to happen right now. It’s not a good time for me
>>55886837
It’s how cold she’s being, that’s what’s significant

[Anonymous No.55886851]

>>55886747
Tell her to let you process her breaking up with you before you give her her shit back, if she isn't understanding of that then she's a bitch anyway and you can do better

[Anonymous No.55886854]

>>55886822
Sounds like a good plan actually. Clean break. If you really are sad about this, don’t show it. Cry in private if you must but move on. Channel the emotion into bettering yourself. Become the man she wishes she had hung on to.

[Anonymous No.55886856]

>>55886822
>We both love with our parents
Wait, how old are you?

[Anonymous No.55886858]

>>55886832
I know u r but what r they

[Anonymous No.55886861]

>>55886851
> Tell her to let you process her breaking up with you before you give her her shit back
Are you trying to make me look more pathetic than I already am?

[Anonymous No.55886862]

>>55886856
I’m guessing he’s young enough to recover from this pretty quickly

[Anonymous No.55886863]

>>55886858
INFINITY, btw

[Anonymous No.55886865]

>>55886856
We both just turned 23. I finish school this semester and third is the last thing I needed right before class starts next week

[Anonymous No.55886870]

>>55886822
you're too young to be on this website.

[Anonymous No.55886872]

>>55886865

[Anonymous No.55886879]

>>55886850
>It’s how cold she’s being
She’s expecting you to lose your cool. Don’t fall for it. Be courteous, polite, and stoic about it.

[Anonymous No.55886880]

>>55886861
You are pretty pathetic if you ask people for help and then lash out mad at them because you cant bear the thought of telling a thot to wait her fucking her turn.

[Anonymous No.55886881]

>>55886865
>turned 23
...you're fine lol

[Anonymous No.55886885]

its time for NVDA calls

[Anonymous No.55886889]

>>55886865
The last thing you need during your last semester is concerning yourself with the insanity of some bitch. Man up, block her, and handle your real shit, son.

[Anonymous No.55886890]

>>55886861
She's trying to get all her shit back already when she broke up with you an hour ago. To do so would be pathetic, I don't mean that you have to be a dick to her to get back at her or something but she's obviously not thinking about your feelings here. Tell her you just need some space

[Anonymous No.55886894]

>>55886865

[Anonymous No.55886906]

The traphouse on the way to the gym got raided and cleared out but two beat up cars were left. How do I financially benefit?

[Anonymous No.55886922]

>>55886851
>process her breaking up with you
That is some new age gay ass shit advice right there. Post your tits

[Anonymous No.55886923]

>ctrl f
>"tell her"
fuckin' queers

[Anonymous No.55886926]

Hello my white friends next thread i will talk about DWAC retardation lol they're getting desperate

[Anonymous No.55886933]

>>55886926
who is they?

[Anonymous No.55886943]

>>55886885
Thing is, they set the expectation for q3 earnings at q2, and its pretty much already priced in...so it would only be a bump of max ~10% & maybe coasting on momentum would pump us higher.

No fucking clue though since they can do smoke and mirrors with speculation.

[Anonymous No.55886945]

>>55886933
DWAC is desperate for shareholder votes

[Anonymous No.55886949]

>>55886906
Move in and start squatting. Cut apart cars for scrap metal. Profit

[Anonymous No.55886950]

>>55886923
This isn't /b/ we're all a bunch of old boomers here

[Anonymous No.55886959]

>>55886950
Son, I'm 50 and I advise him to block her and move the fuck on, not "tell her" a fuckin' thing else.

[Anonymous No.55886963]

>>55886822
Don't give back any gifts, gifts are yours fuck that

[Anonymous No.55886966]

>>55886943
thing is the target revenue is ridiculously high, there's no way they're going to jump to 10B, but I think that's what everybody's (hence that reddit post) so I'm actually bullish / crabbish

[Anonymous No.55886967]

>>55886949
Would I claim those as reverse repariations on my taxes?

[Anonymous No.55886981]

>>55886885
>pe ratio 200
a bunch of zoomers and millennials are going to get a rude awakening about how much fundamentals don't matter until they do

[Anonymous No.55886989]

>>55886966
>10B
EW's est is even worse lol.

[Anonymous No.55886999]

>>55886963
Yes the gifts are his but the cunt wants them back so he should just give them back. Any attempt to hold on to them is a sign to her that he wants attention from her and will settle for negative attention if that’s all there is. The bitch is 23 and living at home so how good can the gifts be anyway?

[Anonymous No.55887005]

New thread freshly baked
>>55886994

[Anonymous No.55887007]

Can Nestle make a hot pocket that doesn't explode? jesus it is already mostly bread

[Anonymous No.55887012]

>>55886966
The target is Jensen's own guidance that he set half way through the quarter during the Q1 earnings call. Jensen only gives conservative guidance, he's aware how to maximize the pump. Buy puts and lose your money, or buy calls and watch it pump 26% like Q1.

[Anonymous No.55887034]

ATER is the best penny stock

[Anonymous No.55887143]

>>55886441
Thus girl is trying to break up with you via text message. Respond with the appropriate level of seriousness her choice of communication deserves: 'okay take care' and uoh emoji. Hopefully after two years you don't have too many material issues to sort to complete the split: personal belongings at each other's places and such.

[FRESH No.55887553]

>>55887549
>>55887549
>>55887549

[Anonymous No.55887568]

It’s gonna pump 5-10%. Tops. And all your options are going to get absolutely heemed. If I has 100k of capital I’d sell you retards so many contracts it’d make your fat Neanderthal craniums spin faster than the rotors on a fucking Apache