/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55879001]

Oil Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55879008]

buy msft and be chad like me

[Anonymous No.55879015]

do any you niggers do LEAPS

[Anonymous No.55879029]

Why has TSLA shit the bed for the past month, it makes no sense

[Anonymous No.55879034]

>>55879015
I'm looking at AAPL leaps but not yet, I think the market goes lower short term

[Anonymous No.55879040]

i want cheapies.

[Anonymous No.55879042]

Will NVDA save SOXL?

[Anonymous No.55879049]

>>55879042
No

[Anonymous No.55879052]

>>55879001
Confirmed vid of bulls on monday morning

[Anonymous No.55879064]

Uhhh.... bros?

[Anonymous No.55879065]

Why am I so fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.55879072]

>>55879029
yeah i got rid of that shit, down 25%, maybe i'll buy if i can time the dip but i'm afraid its just going to keep going down.

[Anonymous No.55879077]

>>55879064
Yeah we'll probably have lockdowns again in November of the election year and everyone will have to do (((mail in ballots)))

[Anonymous No.55879081]

>>55879064
They're not pulling this shit when Biden is still president lol

[Anonymous No.55879082]

>>55879065
that means you can only get smart from now on.

[Anonymous No.55879088]

>>55879064
I hope lockdowns happen again. I need more shorts and want to do calls for AMZN and tech stocks. Gonna long pharma stocks.

[Anonymous No.55879091]

>>55879029
post your bags

[Anonymous No.55879096]

Well IF the Alex Jones TSA manager info comes true about masks coming back to airports next month and full blown 2021 hysteria level lockdowns by December, what would be a good play on that info?

Puts on WYNN, AAL, etc? What would be some good plays?

[Anonymous No.55879099]

>>55879064
>michigan
glowies at it again

[Anonymous No.55879101]

>>55879015

it’s less risk to do shares, wsb doofus

[Anonymous No.55879103]

>>55879064
>the gov that cried wolf
Nobody will care

[Anonymous No.55879106]

>>55879064
I'm pretty sure nobody gives a fuck outside of the mask cult subreddit

[Anonymous No.55879109]

>>55879029
>it makes no sense

[Anonymous No.55879113]

>>55879040
Are things not cheap enough for you yet?
How much cheaper do you want it?

[Anonymous No.55879115]

>>55879029
Zoom out, Tesla's obliterating the markets, but you bought the top

[Anonymous No.55879123]

>>55879082
Anon, I….

[Anonymous No.55879138]

>>55879042
Unironically yes. Faggot bears must be pretty nervous after those AMAT earnings.

[Anonymous No.55879143]

>>55879015
I used to. I still think SPY at furthest exp/deepest ITM (about 1.5x leverage) is the easiest passive investment out there. But I use leverage on longer time frames and the liquidity issues fuck me over when I get whipsaw action on entry/exit points. Now I just do 3x with UPRO, TQQQ, and SOXL.

[Anonymous No.55879151]

How to cope with being an underachiever (euphemism for loser)? Besides heavy drinking

[Anonymous No.55879155]

https://www.gbnews.com/health/covid-variant-lockdown-face-masks-possible-return

[Anonymous No.55879161]

>>55879151
You don't have to give up drinking but I can tell you personally that exercise helps a great deal. I sleep a lot better and am more motivated overall because of it. Still drink a ton of beer and gamble like a fucking degenerate in poker.

[Anonymous No.55879163]

>>55879151
Heavy drinking makes you a loser, every loser and general life failure I've met has been a heavy drinker

[Anonymous No.55879167]

>>55879151
Stop comparing yourself to others and discover your own strengths, weaknesses (some of which can be strengthened), and path.

[Anonymous No.55879175]

>>55879163
I don't know, I drink a lot and I'm pretty much the coolest guy in this general.

[Anonymous No.55879177]

>>55879163
Any sort of addiction is the sign of a loser imo.

[Anonymous No.55879180]

>>55879163
this is true.
alcoholism fucks you up.
thats nothing new though.

[Anonymous No.55879187]

>>55879163
loosers average loosers

[Anonymous No.55879194]

>>55879175
Even the coolest guy in this general (you're not that's me) is still a fucking loser

[Anonymous No.55879198]

>>55879151
You can always apply to be a jannie, then you can ban anyone that doesn't think like you do, or that can think at all, and you will feel that tyrannical power tripping chemical dopamine hit in your brain, and you temporarily will feel better despite being an absolute brain dead loser

[Anonymous No.55879202]

>>55879163
Invest a large amount of your time into genshin impact

[Anonymous No.55879203]

>>55879187
is something loose?

[Anonymous No.55879206]

>>55879203
Ur mum

[Anonymous No.55879213]

>>55879206
that was too easy. fuck off.

[Anonymous No.55879218]

>>55879198
Yeah I'd love to be a power tripping loser and purge avatarfags on sight (unironically)

[Anonymous No.55879222]

>>55879213
Ur mum is too easy

[Anonymous No.55879233]

>>55879222
>>55879206
Nice

[Anonymous No.55879235]

>>55879175
Even cooler then Ford anon?

[Anonymous No.55879237]

>>55879113
blood in the streets cheap

[Anonymous No.55879245]

I'm newer to day trading and sadly I didn't know that you can do limit orders and stop losses on robinhood. I spent the last few months cashing in and out of random stocks with some success, but not enough. I did this all without limit orders (robinhood marks you up $2-$3 on your asset of you just hit BUY)

Now my question. I can handle losses and bag holding so is it a smart move to throw 10k on a stock and put a sell order at 2 cents under the price? if it tanks I lose $10 if it pumps I make a bunch. Make fun of me all you want but I bought nvdia at $115 lool

[Anonymous No.55879246]

>>55879155
Are they really trying to put this shit down again? Imagine if everyone grew a pair and resisted instead.

[Anonymous No.55879261]

>>55879052
Come Monday you can run with the bulls or be run over by the bulls. Choose wisely frens.

[Anonymous No.55879269]

>>55879029
Tesla is one of this stocks that goes down down down for days and then gets on an elevator to the stratosphere. You need to DCA as it goes down and have patience. Everyone is bearish on it until it goes full retard like it has for years. Look at the % growth YoY in its different markets. It doesn’t just do one thing. Tesla is still a retirement stock if you have the conviction to ignore the volatility.

[Anonymous No.55879279]

>>55879064
Only the retards with bachelors in sociology who wear 2 masks while walking the dog alone in a park are going to buy this shit.

[Anonymous No.55879283]

>yes yes yes line go up line always go up
>noooo why line go down there's no reason for line to go down it doesn't make sense noooo

[Anonymous No.55879293]

WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE

[Anonymous No.55879298]

>>55879155
And just like that, it looks like Alex Jones (earlier today TSA planned lockdown whistleblower leak) might be right yet again

[Anonymous No.55879313]

>>55879163
I don’t know about that. I’ve beat the market 4 years straight, I think I’m up 68% over the last few years. Still up YTD. I have 3 kids. My house is worth around 1.2m and I have no debt except my mortgage which is less than half of the value if my home. Oh I have an in ground swimming pool too. Been an alcoholic for over 20 years. Your rule probably applies to most though.
I’m a loser compared to Bezos, but not compared to the average person.

[Anonymous No.55879320]

>>55879313
Whats the point of being alcoholic when you have kids?

[Anonymous No.55879343]

>>55879245
>is it a smart move to throw 10k on a stock and put a sell order at 2 cents under the price?
There’s two reasons why this is a pretty shit idea
1. Intraday fluctuations on most stocks that aren’t worth 2 cents mean that this stop loss would probably hit before you make a profit
2. If said stock is a penny stock, the stop loss will be fairly limited in its effectiveness due to liquidity issues. The orders aren’t all going to fill at that price you have set on your stop loss, some will sell at lower prices, limiting its effectiveness. This is just inherent to trading microcaps though, so a market order sell wouldn’t be much different. Penny stocks are also extremely volatile, even when they are trending upward, so that plays even harder into issue 1.
3. If you are trading stocks that are gapping up/down, and there’s a trading halt, your stop loss may not even hit until after the halt, in which case you will get caught with your pants down.
All of these are pretty much risks inherent to day trading in general, though which is why it’s gambling.

[Anonymous No.55879351]

>>55879320
To destress and to relax I guess. But one doesn't really have anything to do with the other, nobody really plans on becoming an alcoholic, it just kinda slowly happens over many years without planning for it

[Anonymous No.55879380]

>>55879096
>Alex Jones TSA manager info
Source?

[Anonymous No.55879384]

TTOO

[Anonymous No.55879397]

>>55879384
based, I just want one more buying round next week before approval,

[Anonymous No.55879407]

>>55879155
Surely they could pull the exact same shit again just a couple years down the road?

Especially in UK where they had retarded lockdowns that were only enforced on the unwashed masses while the elites partied.

[Anonymous No.55879411]

>>55879397
It's going to 1000
Im going to by epstien island and turn it into incel island

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55879417]

>>55879015
yeah on high conviction stocks.

[Anonymous No.55879423]

>>55879261
>bulls are literal children confirmed
Got to be 18 to post here bud

[Anonymous No.55879430]

>>55879411
epstein island had kids, what does chud island have?

[Anonymous No.55879431]

>>55879351
Weaning off of alcohol is so easy though

[Anonymous No.55879441]

>>55879343
Okay thanks that makes sense. Just playing around with it this week I made $10 off American Superconductor. I waited until volume was high and trending upwards. Put in a low offer, got it, waited for a candle and put in a high offer and sold. That was dependant on some sucker using the "buy" button instead of putting in an offer so I supposed I got lucky. I'd just like to do that with more than $400 kek

[Anonymous No.55879454]

>>55879001
Being back to where I was a little over a week ago isn't bad. Was scared for a moment though. Let's go oil wooo

[Anonymous No.55879462]

>>55879380
I saw him on a live broadcast today about 10:45 am, said high level TSA manager and another govt officials told him about plans for masks at airports in September and full lockdowns by December and that by next week you will hear news reports about covid bs starting to hype up again.

I hope he is wrong, hell he hopes he's wrong too but that's what he said he's been told
https://www.infowars.com/posts/exclusive-intel-federal-officials-blow-the-whistle-on-bidens-plan-for-new-covid-lockdowns/

[Anonymous No.55879475]

kind of warming up to the idea of trying the PYPL knife catch that was being shilled this morning. Macro permitting.

[Anonymous No.55879476]

>>55879462
he's being fed false info to discredit him, probably. or we're about to get CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.55879479]

>>55879441
In the words of Danny Ocean
>the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes, the house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet big, and then you take the house.

[Anonymous No.55879484]

>>55879411
according to my lazy math the market cap would have to be $269,909,850,000 for it to go that high

[Anonymous No.55879504]

>>55879101
Less risk to be bearish at aths, do you follow your own advice?

[Anonymous No.55879517]

>>55879479
Do I continue holding my nvdia? That's the real question. I've learned not to be a bag holder and cut ties when I have to but they're moving targets to 600/700 now. I've been putting stop losses at 350 every morning this week.

[Anonymous No.55879552]

>>55879504
That’s not even necessarily true

[Anonymous No.55879567]

>>55879517
Could just reduce position if you're scared

[Anonymous No.55879602]

Let's say I'm long a stock because in the long run I'm pretty sure it will go up. However, it could be a bumpy ride. Maybe now I'm in a situation where I think it might go down for a bit. I'm not certain... it could also randomly start pumping, who knows. So, I don't want to sell. But what would be a good hedging strategy with put options? How far out should expiry be, and what kind of strike?

[Anonymous No.55879622]

>>55879552
It actually is, there's more downside risk than upside potential, dispute that retard

[Anonymous No.55879632]

The Great Heem is upon us. Repent or forever be cast into the financial void.

[Anonymous No.55879634]

>>55879622
>downside risk =losing principle
>upside potential = infinite
You’re a retard bobo

[Anonymous No.55879646]

>>55879293
fake impostor

[Anonymous No.55879652]

>>55879634
You realize there's a finite amount of money on earth right nigger? Do you actually think spy can go up infinitely? You're deluding yourself, it's obvious that you need a lot more good news to break aths than to recede backwards. Fear is a stronger emotion than greed.

[Anonymous No.55879655]

>>55879632
Evergrande went bankrupt and we almost went green today
Stop getting my hopes up you nigger bitd

[Anonymous No.55879658]

>>55879423
big if true

[Anonymous No.55879667]

>>55879622
>>55879634
Meanwhile, when you’re short this is flipped. Your winnings are capped and your loses are theoretically infinite. Even if we ignore than objective fact, if the downside risk for the S&P was really that high when it hits ATHs, the graph would be a straight line you fucking mouth breather.

[Anonymous No.55879670]

>>55879655
>letting cnbc stories shift your narrative
I'm a bear but some Chinese company going bankrupt doesn't really matter bro, majority of feds saying they approve more rate hikes is much more relevant news.

[Anonymous No.55879673]

>>55879602
You can sell a covered call and use the premium to buy a put, so it's like a collar, you can set it up where you basically getvthe put for free or almost no cash out if pocket if you wanna hedge

[Anonymous No.55879676]

>>55879652
>You realize there's a finite amount of money on earth right nigger?
Zero sum retardation. If growth was finite tindexes would be a straight line. You sound like a fucking disgusting commie. Get off my board.

[Anonymous No.55879685]

>>55879163
if you arent an alchoholic get the fuck out of my smg, Nigger

[Anonymous No.55879686]

>>55879667
Yeah but literally nobody here is actually shorting vs buying puts which is capped, people like you parroted the same shit during the dot com bubble too, now those people don't say anything.

[Anonymous No.55879695]

>>55879686
My bad, didn’t know all growth stopped in 2002.

[Anonymous No.55879698]

>>55879676
Bulls are literal kikes who hope clown world continues bro, post your zippertits and nuvag while you're at it. Won't be able to pay those medical bills once the rugs been pulled. Don't you need those hormones for life or something? Dilate.

[Anonymous No.55879701]

>>55879430
Video games

[Anonymous No.55879709]

>>55879673
I don't like selling covered calls anymore. They made my taxes a pain last time

[Anonymous No.55879711]

>>55879695
Took 15 years for Microsoft to break even afterwards, something tells me you aren't that patient/solvent.
Captcha:GAYGG

[Anonymous No.55879713]

>>55879298
>Alex Jones (earlier today TSA planned lockdown whistleblower leak) might be right yet again
Link?

[Anonymous No.55879716]

>>55879701
video games that never get played

[Anonymous No.55879723]

>>55879320
You have kids

[Anonymous No.55879724]

>>55879698
You don’t even know that you’re a communist and it’s pathetic. Debt being the driver of growth isn’t a new phenomenon bud. If the world was zero-sum we’d be shooting bows and arrows.

[Anonymous No.55879732]

>>55879685
Alcohol is haram

[Anonymous No.55879735]

>>55879709
Well any transaction is a pain because of the IRS. It's just something you have to deal with in trading stocks. But yea you can just buy a put, but like any trade you will have to list what it cost you and what you sell it for

[Anonymous No.55879743]

>>55879724
>supports keynsian economics
>doesn't realize he's a kike
Many such cases, the used never know they are. You can't even define a communist, youre just mad your calls started shitting the bed.

[Anonymous No.55879744]

>>55879716
>stopped playing video games because they felt like a waste of time
>instead just waste all of my time here
haha

[Anonymous No.55879754]

>>55879163
Faggot. Every man I’ve known with more than a million to his name will drink the average /biz/ coomer under the table. If you’re not drinking scotch and racking lines of coke with people who have actually achieved things you will be forever poor. Fuck naive zoomers and teetotal autists. Even if you somehow hit the shitcoin jackpot you’d have no idea how to enjoy your newfound wealth.

[Anonymous No.55879757]

>>55879743
Yeah, you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about and you sound extremely fucking retarded. No economist would ever say loans are bad. Keynes didn’t invent the concept of fucking debt.

[Anonymous No.55879759]

>>55879320
It’s not like I wake up and get drunk at 6 am. I drink every night after I put them to bed. The only sad part is it might send me to an early grave and I’d have less time with them. I’m working on it.
My point was that even and addict can do well in life, but you have to get up and face the day regardless of how bad your hangover or addiction is.

[Anonymous No.55879766]

>>55879735
Yeah, that's fine. It was something about the covered calls though that made me do extra manual work that annoyed me.

[Anonymous No.55879771]

>>55879754
Based. We need flags so I can disregard fucking mena-posters and their sobriety bullshit. The west is built on alcohol

[Anonymous No.55879772]

>>55879757
Only a commie would support that shit dude I'm calling you a hypocrite and you're proving me right

[Anonymous No.55879780]

>>55879744
The stock market is just a grown ups version of gambling computer games, but it sounds more responsible than a grown man pkaying deus ex or madden or grandfather auto or whatever the games are these days

[Anonymous No.55879784]

>>55879713
https://www.infowars.com/posts/exclusive-intel-federal-officials-blow-the-whistle-on-bidens-plan-for-new-covid-lockdowns/

>>55879462
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.55879789]

>>55879754
Man I wish I could party with you, I haven't gotten any good coke in years

[Anonymous No.55879795]

>>55879754
>if you don't turn into a nigger when you get money then you ain't shit

[Anonymous No.55879797]

>>55879784
Love Alex but the headline about the new lock down is from two days ago and that article is from today

[Anonymous No.55879804]

I packed a disturbing number of covid test kits and masks today at my wagie job, what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.55879806]

>>55879772
>Keynesian economics is when debt
Dumb
>You realize there's a finite amount of money on earth
This zero-sum mentality is central to Marxism and blatantly false. Wealth can be created by technology and productivity improving. A lot of the time that occurs when money is lent. I know that’s crazy for a midwit to comprehend, but that is actually a central tenet of capitalism and has been since Mesopotamia.

[Anonymous No.55879808]

>>55879754
Trump drinks neither alcohol or does drugs, degenerate

[Anonymous No.55879809]

>>55879001
Is the correction over yet?

[Anonymous No.55879814]

>>55879797
What headline?

[Anonymous No.55879820]

>>55879780
Stock market is a pvp server change my mind

[Anonymous No.55879822]

>>55879809
If the market genuinely poops, it would be easy for us to get taken with it.

[Anonymous No.55879823]

>>55879804
they getting ready to deploy the actual virus. the one that kills off 90% of everyone

[Anonymous No.55879837]

Doubt it. Assuming we even rally next week, I expect it to end immediately after nvda earnings
>>55879823
Father Nurgle give me strength

[Anonymous No.55879838]

>>55879804
>>55879823

[Anonymous No.55879840]

>>55879804

[Anonymous No.55879847]

>>55879820
chud island vs the hebrew nation and they control most of the map. im in. gamers rise up we have racism on our side

[Anonymous No.55879852]

>>55879789
Me neither, tragically. But I still make a point of getting shitfaced with the most important people I can find. It’s served me well for a decade and it’s a lot of fun

[Anonymous No.55879853]

>>55879840
we get a lockdown pass if we need to kneel for floyd during election season right?

[Anonymous No.55879855]

>>55879823

[Anonymous No.55879857]

>>55879840
Mask wearing isnt really lockdowns, though

[Anonymous No.55879871]

>>55879814
https://www.gbnews.com/health/covid-variant-lockdown-face-masks-possible-return

[Anonymous No.55879875]

>>55879809
I have no clue. I wanna be bobo and mumu at the same time. I think cash is my best bet.

[Anonymous No.55879879]

>>55879857
It's a lock down on the soul

[Anonymous No.55879900]

I just took a light dose of shrooms if I see any fortune in the squiggles of my wall I will let you guys know tho

[Anonymous No.55879921]

>>55879423
While you’re wage slaving on Monday I’ll be Lego shopping. Have fun knowing that.

[Anonymous No.55879951]

>>55879871
What does that have to do with Alex Joens?

[Anonymous No.55879959]

a bit fat but check the catalog brethren before it is gone

[Anonymous No.55879964]

>>55879921
BASED, including OIL minifig. My son (grown and graduated college) is a LEGO man too.

[Anonymous No.55879969]

>>55879959
WITNESSED

[Anonymous No.55879980]

>>55879423
fuck those melanin enriched monkeys, based signal anon

[Anonymous No.55880012]

>>55879001
oil is just based. everything about oil is based. it starts out as the remains of freakin dinosaurs (created on the sixth day btw), and then over millions of years, is buried deep under ground like treasure. and just like treasure, it's as good as gold. liquid gold, black gold, those are nicknames for oil. imagine having dinosaur blood run your lantern, your automobile, your house, providing warmth and light to millions of hardworking americans every day, nonstop, on the clock. it's just too reliable. lord almighty i love oil, and God bless the US of A and our middle-eastern friends

[Anonymous No.55880015]

i opened a short on QQQ as soon as i saw the intraday double top, it played out exactly as i expected
i was at like +5% on the position at a point
but i didn't cover and it retardpumped all the way until I got stopped at the exact daily top for a -10% loss
maybe the stock market is just not my thing man, these weeks have been so fucking demoralizing, from buying the very fucking top on NIO and watching it go from +10% to -20% as it bled -5% daily, to shorting the daily bottoms on QQQ almost like clockwork while missing out on the big flushes like what happened yesterday afternoon.
I've lost more than 20% of my portfolio to this retardedness even though the market has been moving as I predicted.
How do you guys deal with situations like this? I literally feel so damn stupid I wanna pull all my money out of my account and never look back.
Every day I wake up and tell myself "this time it will be different", try to keep my mind in place to avoid falling for revenge trading or outright gambling, but it just ain't going right.

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55880026]

>>55880015
Stop being a midwit bobotard who thinks he can time the market, buy and hold tech stocks. You bobos overcomplicate this shit.

[Anonymous No.55880027]

>how it’s going

[Anonymous No.55880030]

I fucking love the industrial revolution and its consequences for the human race

[Anonymous No.55880033]

Next week is the week before the covid crash. The week after that is the covid crash. Just FYI BTW SENPAI, GL G2G.

[Anonymous No.55880034]

>>55880015
Have you tried not daytrading. Thousands of people who got rich from investing, I can’t name any that were day traders.

[Anonymous No.55880042]

>>55880012
It's still weird that billions of dollars are paid just to get black sludge out of the ground

[Anonymous No.55880052]

>>55880027
Hey I'm retarded too

[Anonymous No.55880064]

>>55880042
It is going to be weirder when we are paying trillions to put CO2 back into the ground

[Anonymous No.55880069]

>>55880015
Just gamble harder anon
95% of people quit before they hit the big win
>>55880042
You can obfuscate anything into sounding silly
>there are people in this thread financially and/or emotionally overinvested in sand
>>55880052
Anyone posting in /smg/ claiming otherwise is a liar

[Anonymous No.55880073]

>>55880064
What will all the plants and trees breathe then?

[Anonymous No.55880076]

>>55879951
His 'leak' came out two days after it was already official news

[Anonymous No.55880085]

Talk me out of going all in on SOXL right now

[Anonymous No.55880089]

>>55880085
No, you do you champ

[Anonymous No.55880090]

>>55879921
You type like a megabloks kid, can't escape your upbringing I guess

[Anonymous No.55880095]

>>55880042
ok dont use any electronic devices or mechanical means of locomotion, dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.55880098]

>>55880073
I don't have a funny or nonstupid answer for this.

[Anonymous No.55880110]

>>55880076
The hilarious thing is, that he has more credibility and is far more accurate than most mainstream news these days, something I never thought I would in a million years say 5 years ago

[Anonymous No.55880114]

>>55880027
>>55880052
I have $9k left. I only need $1k to pay monthly bills. I can’t afford to keep fucking up but I have no other source of income. Was easy to stay afloat with these gaps the past 2 months but I’m now ending up on the wrong side of the trades. Anymore it’s literally a 50/50 shot with this volatility

[Anonymous No.55880118]

>>55879001
>max out my 401k, Roth ira, and hsa
>putting away $35,000 a year
>will retire as a millionaire at 59
Is it really that easy

[Anonymous No.55880131]

>>55880118
A million dollars when you’re 59 will be like 100k now

[Anonymous No.55880138]

>>55880034
day trading is the only thing you can do with the market being like it is right now
swing or long-term positions into anything are just as prone to bleeding and sudden collapse because of the current macro, everything is too expensive, this is not a "buy and hold" market
it's pretty easy to just wait for a recession to come and DCA into stuff for pennies, but recessions don't happen every weekend, if you sit around waiting for one then you'll be putting your money under your mattress for years before you can actually invest it
although at this point that's clearly better than outright losing it like a retard like myself

[Anonymous No.55880139]

>>55880076
Thats a different country, nigger

[Anonymous No.55880145]

>>55880131
>not being heavily into tips
I honestly hope war with china breaks out and I start getting paid 10% a year and get to scoop for free

[Anonymous No.55880163]

>>55880095
Why would I not use it? I'm not some global warming fear monger using world ending doomer hysteria as justification for global authoritarian technocratic elite control grid that's trying to take people's freedom of movement and prosperity away.

I just said it's funny when you think about it that way is all. You don't have to resort to mean name calling

[Anonymous No.55880170]

>>55880114
>gambling to pay the bills is….. unsustainable???

[Anonymous No.55880200]

>>55880170
It literally is sustainable with 0dte. Low ball $200 worth of options can net $1000 if timed correctly on any of these $3-$4 gaps depending on the time of day

[Anonymous No.55880202]

>>55880170
not if you win

[Anonymous No.55880217]

>>55880200
Spy spent 5 months retard rallying day in and day out so you can't really depend on 3-4$ swing movements.

[Anonymous No.55880222]

>>55880200
I think I might try timing one and then logging out til like 30 mins to close, because I usually get nervous and take a small profit, while it keeps dumping and I got +30% instead of +500%

[Anonymous No.55880224]

>>55880217
Why would you need to swing in that environment though

[Anonymous No.55880228]

>>55880118
>swing or long-term positions into anything are just as prone to bleeding and sudden collapse
>but recessions don't happen every weekend, if you sit around waiting for one then you'll be putting your money under your mattress for years
These two statements are sorta contradictory. Last year I would’ve agreed with you that things are prone to sudden collapse. We haven’t really seen that YET, save for a select few stocks.
>although at this point that's clearly better than outright losing it like a retard like myself
You’re not a retard, daytrading is literally luck brother. Being cash until you find the opportunity is better than gambling it away. My positions are small, but even with this current downturn I am positive in every single one so far (I started trading again literally when S&P peaked at 450). If they drop, good, I’ll just buy with my remaining 90% cash. My positions currently are STNG, RTX, GD, and COP. I liquidated OSK at an 8% gain. Just buy cheap shit, there’s plenty of things that took a hit recently that you can ride for a little gain.

[Anonymous No.55880236]

>>55880224
uh anon try and follow the quotes
>>55880200

[Anonymous No.55880240]

>>55880200
>it’s sustainable bro I just have to buy this 24 year old retards course to learn it better bro he’s super generous for sharing this knowledge and definitely not grifting bro if I just win this hand I can eat tonight bro
You’re hopeless man.

[Anonymous No.55880247]

>>55880228
Meant to respond to >>55880138

[Anonymous No.55880248]

>>55880222
Try that with the Jackson Hole speech Wednesday. Then again the iv before and during the speech tends to be way higher so you’ll lose value when the symposium ends

[Anonymous No.55880261]

>>55880222
Half the reason these gamblers lose is because they refuse to ever sell. Never feel guilty for taking a profit.

[Anonymous No.55880265]

>>55880240
I’ve been doing this shit for 4 years I don’t follow any influencers I just follow the option chain all day

[Anonymous No.55880281]

everything is going as expected as correction here was good and inevitable for the rally to ath by the end of the year. correction still not over and there are big techies that need to correct much more!

taytay is breaking all records selling out mega stadiums they need to add 3 extra gigs at every place because first sells off too quickly.

music industry bosses say only Michael Jackson was as popular as tay is currently globally. tay is quite popular not only in usa but europe and asia too, japan, korea etc. well known that is not the case for most us pop stars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdqYCB52r_c

[Anonymous No.55880288]

>>55879313
>My house is worth around 1.2m
What does this mean, in reality? Have you sold it for that much?
Unrealized gains don't count.

[Anonymous No.55880295]

>>55880281
Who gives a fuck?

[Anonymous No.55880301]

>>55880200
Tell me about this "gap" business like I am a small child because I have had a difficult time understanding it so far, but am very interested in the application towards which you speak in particular. What are they, how do I spot them, how do I work them?

[Anonymous No.55880318]

>>55880281
shes a good singer and performer but who cares? Her music is for women

[Anonymous No.55880339]

>>55880295
Tay posters are all CIA

[Anonymous No.55880357]

>>55880339
Its really odd. Why would they do that?

[Anonymous No.55880370]

>>55880339
Oh?

[Anonymous No.55880371]

Anons I have $250K in stocks
Should I take out around $100K and buy a triplex to rent out? I already have a single family home that I live in.
I know rates are high and I would take a slight loss the first year cash to cash return but crunching the numbers is about 11.7% annual return for the length of the mortgage.

[Anonymous No.55880380]

>>55880301
Options gain considerable value with volatility and direction, buying an otm put at open that “gaps down” $2 before lunch will make a lot of money, if you bought a put that falls down $2 over the course of the day however, you will make much less money due to time decay. You just have to look at patterns, volume and economic data to time when the market is likely to pump/dump and most importantly what time of the day you choose to jump into the trade

[Anonymous No.55880404]

>>55880318
just give you bois little update what is going on in music industry!! it's good to know things you know!

this from tokyo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcFIw85wGiI&t=3043s

[Anonymous No.55880421]

This is excluding allocating for maintenance.

[Anonymous No.55880424]

>>55880404
fucking westaboos

[Anonymous No.55880432]

>>55880371
Honestly yes I probably would. You can always sell it later if you get in a bind. And you calouldceven rent it out on Airbnb in between tenants like a hotel to get extra cash

[Anonymous No.55880433]

>>55880281
The most mediocre woman probably of all time. Has never done anything interesting in her entire career other than get shit on by Kanye

[Anonymous No.55880498]

>>55880110
True

[Anonymous No.55880506]

>>55880380
makes sense (other than I wouldn't call those "gaps", which are jumps between market sessions to me), much appreciated.

[Anonymous No.55880508]

>>55879163
Potheads are losers

Most rich successful people are down to drink and get drunk at least once in a while. Not saying it right but it is what it is

[Anonymous No.55880511]

>>55880200
True, holding those is like riding a Chinese Rollercoaster though, the most fun and fear you can simultaneously feel at once.

[Anonymous No.55880560]

>>55880508
>drinkers:
>muh cirrhosis of the liver
>muh blacked out stare
>muh dependencies that can kill you if you cold turkey
>costs 10x more than weed
>'oh no I didn't manage my water I'm hungover'
>beer gut
>look like Bert Krisher in your 30s
>people uncomfortable because you look drunk all the time

>Chad Weed Smokers:
>smoke all day every day, 99 years old
>literally can't overdose
>cheap
>can skip the grocery jew and grow your own
>doesn't cause cancer like alcohol
>feel great in the morning
>look like Willie Nelson in your 80s
>Doobie brothers

[Anonymous No.55880575]

>>55880508
I agree pothead are also fucking losers, same as alcoholics

[Anonymous No.55880589]

>>55880560
This!! So this!!!

Anyway, can we just take a moment to wish anybody reading this to have a redditastic day?

[Anonymous No.55880596]

>>55880575
Alcoholics don’t try and convince you alcohol is anything other than poison

[Anonymous No.55880598]

>>55880560
weed makes you have gay thoughts though

[Anonymous No.55880603]

>>55880064
Not back in the ground, turn it into gas

[Anonymous No.55880616]

Pink wojaks in 5.

[Anonymous No.55880630]

>>55880603
are you unfamiliar with carbon capture?
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/11/politics/direct-air-capture-funding-biden-administration/index.html
we are going to start vacuuming the air and burying this stuff.

[Anonymous No.55880633]

>>55879313
>My house is worth around 1.2m
How does this count? If you sold it now you would just have to get another one.

[Anonymous No.55880637]

>>55879809
Dunno

[Anonymous No.55880640]

>>55880575
What about crack heads? Hunter proves that crack heads can be a successful board member of a billion dollar energy company making $83k a month, doing biolab deals in Ukraine, getting paid fat investments from Chinese, selling paintings to 'anonymous' donors, etc.

Maybe there is something to crack. I should try it while trading and see if it works better than weed or alcohol

[Anonymous No.55880646]

>>55880560
>Alcoholics: ashamed of their bad behavior, shows high level of self reflection and awareness.
>Weed smokers: Never shut the fuck up about their bad behavior. Straight retards.

[Anonymous No.55880654]

>>55880630
Just plant a bunch of trees
Stupid niggers

[Anonymous No.55880656]

>>55880630
Occidental Petroleum is working on building a big vacuum right now for those government gibs.

[Anonymous No.55880657]

>>55880646
Absolutely based. Stoners are the most obnoxious people on the planet.

[Anonymous No.55880663]

>>55880633
I bought my first for 370 and sold for 740. Bought this one and it’s over 2x what i paid. Equity is worthless? If you’re up 3x on a stock it’s worthless until you sell? That stock is still part of your net worth and can be used as collateral.

[Anonymous No.55880673]

>>55880630
U unfamiliar with turning captured carbon into gas instead of putting it back into ground
>https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamesconca/2019/10/08/carbon-engineering-taking-co2-right-out-of-the-air-to-make-gasoline/?sh=59c5d65013cc

[Anonymous No.55880674]

>>55880654
Some of these cultists even saying trees are bad now, after saying growing rice is bad and cow farts are bad.

I swear they will not stop until half the population or more starves to death

[Anonymous No.55880675]

>>55880589
Kek nice rebuttal rabbi

[Anonymous No.55880684]

>>55880657
Really? Because this thread is full of fat whiny dysgenic alcoholics right now and they seem much more annoying.

[Anonymous No.55880694]

>>55880673
No I was not familiar. However I am betting we do the stupid burying stuff with it first.

[Anonymous No.55880700]

>>55880616
uhh sweaty it's been 10 minutes..
where are my pink wojaks??

[Anonymous No.55880702]

>>55880663
But if you sell your stocks you don’t need to buy more stocks. If you sell your house you still need a place to live.

[Anonymous No.55880705]

Bros I'm so tired.
I just want to break even. I just want to make back all the money I've lost. I've been negative ever since I started in 2020. I don't even want any profit. I just want to get back to where I started.

[Anonymous No.55880707]

>>55880694
Net zero fuel will kill the EV

[Anonymous No.55880714]

>>55880640
crack is based
weed is cringe
If I want to get lazy and sit on a couch all day I can just do that without smoking gay weed

[Anonymous No.55880727]

>>55880673
Seems like a reasonable plan if the technology works
>>55880654
Presumably carbon capture would capture much more carbon than trees would to justify their cost

[Anonymous No.55880730]

Look at MMM computer. Dirt cheap. Tupperville (literal GOAT of insider trading) keeps buying alongside insiders. Imma buy 20 shares Monday.

[Anonymous No.55880794]

>chyna

[Anonymous No.55880800]

I went all in on SOXL. Sorry for the crash in advanced

[Anonymous No.55880830]

>>55880727
The global warming (called global cooling in the 70s) /climate change/ carbon credits, etc is all a huge scam based on a tiny kernal of truth, like many lies.

Our climate changes, but virtually all of it has to do with the sun and sun cycles, not you eating meat or me driving a car.

Next you will say that Bill Gates dumping chalk dust balloons to block out the sun, and aluminum and barium sprayed by Stratospheric Aerosol Injection is good for the planet. Carbon Dioxide is what plants need and part of the natural life process, it is not some toxic dangerous planet killing substance they make it out to be jfc

[Anonymous No.55880864]

>>55880727
>Presumably carbon capture would capture much more carbon than trees would to justify their cost
Trees are cooler and provide other benefits

[Anonymous No.55880873]

>>55880700
-0 minutes

[Anonymous No.55880886]

Another day. Decided to hit up BK after work. Pulled in to the drive through. Wait a bit. Finally place the order. Takes 15 minutes from the time I enter to the time I finally get to the pay window. Another few minutes pass before I finally get my fucking food. I could've fucking died waiting. How'd that look P.R wise? Corpse found in car while waiting for food.

[Anonymous No.55880925]

>>55880830
Why is it so improbable to believe certain gasses trap more heat than others? Water vapor is actually the main greenhouse gas, CO2 just traps enough to compound more evaporation.
>we could never affect the whole planet
Brother… the reason we have so much oxygen is there was life that produced it as a byproduct that became so abundant it almost wiped itself out look up the Oxygen Holocaust. China produces so much of this shit that they literally can’t see the sun on most days. I personally believe climate alarmism is retarded, but the phenomenon isn’t fake.

[Anonymous No.55880939]

>>55880864
There are more trees now then ever, because the permafrost is rising

[Anonymous No.55880946]

>>55880864
Carbon capture credits have to be supportive for the lumber industry.

[Anonymous No.55880947]

>>55880939
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.55880970]

>>55880886
If you hadn't read all that satanic hentai shit you would have been called to eat better and faster and cheaper.

[Anonymous No.55880990]

>>55880886
Do you or your wife ever cook at home? Seems like you eat at drive through fast food places a little too often, but that's just me

[Anonymous No.55881009]

>>55880864
>>55880946
Trees don’t capture as much carbon as plankton does.

[Anonymous No.55881010]

>>55880433
Nothing wrong with that if you get her kinda bankroll coming in like crack. She's loaded for life and if she said "I'm done", she could just do nothing and not worry. I'm not a die hard fan or anything but I can respect the fact she was able to go from "Who's this?" to one of the most known figures in the modern era and rich as hell cause of it.

[Anonymous No.55881011]

lets talk; Volume Profile. need it or sneed it?

[Anonymous No.55881020]

>>55881011
buy low
sell high

[Anonymous No.55881026]

>>55881011
volume is one of those daytrade tools. You don't need it if you are using moving averages on a longer time frame.

[Anonymous No.55881030]

>>55881009
yeah I am familiar with that, the algae can also be used as a source of food to help replenish the earths ocean I imagine. I wonder if you could farm large amounts of algae and then use the dead mass to chop it up and disperse with ships to help seed the ocean?

[Anonymous No.55881034]

>>55880990
Yeah we cook. Just I like to do something easy and spur of the moment sometimes.

[Anonymous No.55881036]

>>55880947
>https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2016/carbon-dioxide-fertilization-greening-earth
>From a quarter to half of Earth’s vegetated lands has shown significant greening over the last 35 years largely due to rising levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide, according to a new study published in the journal Nature Climate Change on April 25.
It is you emotions driven cretin

[Anonymous No.55881041]

>>55880925
Well I hope you enjoy your coming individual carbon footprint tracker, that only lets you travel once per 5 years, while our elite overlords private jet all over the earth over seeing our enslavement

[Anonymous No.55881053]

>>55881041
I wish our politicians would travel by boat instead so we wouldn't see them for like a couple of months.

[Anonymous No.55881052]

>>55881036
That doesnt mean more than ever, you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.55881061]

>>55881026
but its useful for identifying price areas of interest no, useful in conjunction with MA

[Anonymous No.55881064]

>>55881061
I don't bother with it. someone else might.

[Anonymous No.55881069]

>>55881053
rocket would be better those tend to explode sometimes

[Anonymous No.55881084]

>>55880830
Maybe I'm just uneducated on the topic but the concept behind greenhouse gases and global warming from humans creating more of them than usual just doesn't seem all that far-fetched to me. Yeah plants breathe it and all but plants don't breathe *that* quickly since they don't need much energy to live, and if humans depend on machines that pump out far more co2 than animals breathe, as well as increase the overall population of animals by an unnatural amount through farming, I could see how that may impact the heating of the planet in the short term. I don't know anything about solar cycles but that sounds like the kinda thing that might have an impact on a very long-term geologic scale but not necessarily a huge short-term one.

As far as it being a complete scam, there's probably much more money to be made by politicians and corporations denying it and pushing fossil fuels than by promoting it and pushing renewables. Maybe there's a bit of money in pushing technologies like carbon capture, but certainly there's tons of money to lose and very little to gain if stuff like meat bans are proposed, which a lot of people on here are worried about, so I'm not worried about politicians ever making a genuine push for those kinds of things. I suppose it could be a scam from the scientists themselves that the politicians aren't privy to, or maybe just a subconscious thing from environmental scientists trying to justify their decades of research and losing sight of the scientific process.

[Anonymous No.55881086]

>>55881030
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_fertilization
This is probably more effective than actively trying to fake it

[Anonymous No.55881094]

>>55881086
Meant farm* I’m phoneposting

[Anonymous No.55881096]

I'm very happy to see weekend /smg/ has devolved into arguing over alcohol vs. weed. I for one prefer alcohol but use both for degenerate-maxxing. Also alcohol makes women more fun and makes women see uglier guys as fuckable, weed turns women into fucking pigs.

[Anonymous No.55881104]

>>55881084
Globe is going to have more carbon regardless if all humans died today, it's Earth's natural cycle and liberals use that as a way to lie and get whatever they want under the guise of saving earth. They don't care. We have thousands of years of heating to go and none of the posturing or bitching or eating bugs will change that. Only thing to do is buy land in Siberia for your grandkids and avoid the drama.

[Anonymous No.55881107]

>>55881041
Yeah that’s a bad thing. Just because it can be exaggerated and twisted to benefit those in power doesn’t mean the whole thing has to be a sham.

[Anonymous No.55881115]

>>55881104
>the oil 20000ft underground would have burned itself

[Anonymous No.55881120]

>>55881096
Tf? Its the weekend?

[Anonymous No.55881123]

>>55881096
>implying those girls didn't drink themselves that fat
Weed has zero cals anon, and munchies is pretty much just a meme, most stoners aren't obese in my anecdotal experience. And fucking ugly dudes because you're drunk is still pig behavior. Sounds like a drug an ugly person would love though I guess.

[Anonymous No.55881129]

>>55881104
>buy land in a country you are sanctioned from
good plan doc

[Anonymous No.55881133]

I don't deny climate change, I just don't like hysterical protestors using it as a reason to implement communism

[Anonymous No.55881136]

>>55881086
Perhaps instead the algae might be best bred to not just respirate but also to capture things like microplastics that could be compacted/processed. I dunno I am tripping

[Anonymous No.55881137]

>>55881104
Even if carbon cycles were a completely natural thing, all the more reason to invest in carbon capture
>>55881041
Don't you think that air travel companies, meat companies, oil companies, and basically every other industry on the planet would lobby out politicians who proposed this instantly?

[Anonymous No.55881138]

>>55881115
Is that what I said? I said that burning that oil will have a blip of an impact in terms of the greater scale shift earth is making already. The globe has had many higher carbon time periods, plants do just fine and we got dinosaurs, not that bad. Leaving oil underground won't change a thing.

[Anonymous No.55881142]

>>55881129
You could buy all that uninhabitable land in canada too but the soil will be laced with faggotry for generations to come.

[Anonymous No.55881152]

>>55881142
>buy land they already gave up to injuns
genius plan doc bet you they will trade it for blankets and firewater

[Anonymous No.55881153]

>>55879462
Lockdowns were caused by CARES act, can't do them again

[Anonymous No.55881157]

>>55881137
If it were a real issue, or ever becomes one, someone will invent in, in the meantime let me know when Obama sells his Martha's Vinyard beachfront home and maybe I'll lift an eyebrow for ya

[Anonymous No.55881158]

>>55881123
>Munchies are a meme
Lol.
>It w-w-wasn't the weed that made them fat, it must have been alcohol
Lmao even

[Anonymous No.55881161]

>>55881133
Its definitely a misallocation of tax payer funds to benefit a vocal minority to feel better and to enriched the landed class more.

[Anonymous No.55881166]

>>55881158
to be fair, beer turns people into fat cunts
t. fat cunt

[Anonymous No.55881172]

>>55881152
I think they take cash now anon, you'll be fertilizer anyways not really concerned with where you'll live

[Anonymous No.55881180]

>>55881158
>muh anecdotal sample size of 1
Hmm remind me, is it called a weed gut or a beer gut? How many carbs does weed have? Fucking retard nigger, guarantee your bmi starts with a 3

[Anonymous No.55881192]

>>55881172
but you are the one who is planning on moving into a burned out shithole...

[Anonymous No.55881193]

>>55881180
its all genes. the fat were born to be fat and the skeletons born to be skinny

[Anonymous No.55881205]

>>55881192
>oh no a fire
Don't think recent news shit will matter at all when the state of Canada is dissolved, you missed the part where this is an investment in the next generation, ever plant a tree before?

[Anonymous No.55881212]

How would one go about using Martingale in a margin account? Planning for 9 losses in a row should be doable right

[Anonymous No.55881213]

>>55881193
>muh big bones
Cope

[Anonymous No.55881222]

>>55881180
Look 420cuck I don't care what you put in your your body but you WILL bend the knee to alcoholchads

Weed chud:
>Bruh wake and bake bruh
>Proceeds to spend the next 14 hours on the couch playing battlebit
>orders 3 meals all fast food through door dash, costs $120

Beerchads:
>Well its 5 o'clock time for a beer
>actually has a job because he isn't in a permanent coma all day from smoking weed
b-b-but muh sativa makes me productive guys I swear
>beerchad takes the beer in the garage and fixes the car in relaxation
>then mows the lawn
>then cleans the grill
>finally after enough gets tired and has a good night's rest
Imagine being a low test weedlet

[Anonymous No.55881227]

>>55881213
Im underweight even though I eat more than my fat friend.
Crazy, but true

[Anonymous No.55881235]

>>55881205
so the global cooling is going to happen within this generation and the pine beatle infestation will be solved just like that?
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.55881283]

>>55879155
>It was originally brought to public attention by online Covid variant tracker Ryan Hisner, who tweeted “this is the real deal”.

[Anonymous No.55881289]

>>55881212
>margin account
>9 losses in a row
i dont think thats gonna work out

[Anonymous No.55881316]

>>55881289
>$10
>$30
>$90
>$270
>$810
>$2430
>$7290something

[Anonymous No.55881329]

>>55881222
>Imagine being a low test weedlet
Kek

[Anonymous No.55881342]

>>55881316
So basically even with 100k account the initial play is so small wins do not matter right?

[Anonymous No.55881358]

>>55881342
You hope for a string of losses, but it would be difficult to run it on the stock market due to difficulty in creating 50/50 bids. You would be better running a game at a casino but they'll probably fix the die once they realize you're doing it. You could have people fishing the tables but you would still need to put down money on losing streaks to recoup losses.

[Anonymous No.55881362]

So, uh, when is buttcorn going to stop edging over 26k?

[Anonymous No.55881371]

>>55881329
Alcohol significantly decreases testosterone

[Anonymous No.55881391]

When did smg get so anti weed? Yikes.com guys

[Anonymous No.55881394]

>>55881084
The earth (meaning the ground) is heated by the sun through radiation. The air is heated by the earth by conduction ie the air cools the earth. The lower atmosphere is cooled by the upper atmosphere through convection. There are internal heat tranfers as well but above is the main mechanism.
Either way, the air does not heat the earth more than it was heated by the sun as this would violate the laws of thermodynamics as we know them.
The only warming caused by insulating the earth with "greenhouse gasses" would be from the earth core's internal heating mechanisms and gravity or whatever. Which may happen, yet isn't discussed, almost as though global warming is made up and the mechanism doesn't matter as long as you stay a scared serf.

[Anonymous No.55881399]

I just got a Roth IRA. My ears perculated at the name Roth due to my extensive 4chan training. But tax free gains and employer matching sound nice. 100% into an SP 500 fund. I've become Boomer.

[Anonymous No.55881400]

>>55881362
I'm watching it too, while BOIL lays still for
TWO
FUCKING
DAYS.

[Anonymous No.55881404]

>>55881371
Only if you're drinking 14% abv IPA reddit beers, which IPAs are for faggots

[Anonymous No.55881407]

>>55881399
>extensive 4chan training
this
unironically

[Anonymous No.55881416]

>>55880015
>I've lost more than 20% of my portfolio to this retardedness even though the market has been moving as I predicted
your mind on ta

[Anonymous No.55881435]

>>55881399
no no no no no no no.
Roths let you do two things.
1. Let you not get raped by capital gains on your high risk bullshit
2. Let you not get raped by capital gains on nonqualified distributions
That is a gambling account anon. Or you can play with limited partnerships and REITS or whatever.

[Anonymous No.55881461]

>>55881457
>>55881457
>>55881457
New

OwU

[Anonymous No.55881495]

>>55881461

[NEVER BAKE AGAIN No.55881546]

>>55881461
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>>55881457
>>55881457
>>55881457

[Anonymous No.55881609]

>>55879175
>>55879161
>>55879077
He's always early we got years to wait.

[Anonymous No.55881655]

I sell way OTM $1 wide credit spreads on the major indices with 0DTE. Generally the total premium will be between 0.03—0.05. Immediately after the order fills I put in my buy to close order for 0.01 less. On $10,000 collateral this is $100 profit. I've been doing this every day for months. How long until I lose my ten grand?

[Anonymous No.55881988]

>>55880925
we're in an ice age you fucking death cultist, deglaciation is a needs must, global warming is good for the environment, and ok for you

[Anonymous No.55882038]

>>55880026
>buy tsla
>underperform ndx