/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.55877637]

Fuck your calls fuck your puts fuck you
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55877644]

death to american markets

[Anonymous No.55877651]

i have no idea idea how I was supposed to trade this week

[Anonymous No.55877656]

WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE

[Anonymous No.55877657]

>>55877644

[Anonymous No.55877662]

>>55877651
the "sell" button

[Anonymous No.55877663]

>>55877651
i literally know where the market is going yet i'm still losing money in every trade

[Anonymous No.55877668]

DAMN YOU BOBOOOOOOOOO
YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THISSSSSSSS

[Dividend King No.55877674]

>>55877651
Buy SCHD

[Anonymous No.55877677]

>>55877651
I knew and I still fucked it up on the DAX.

[Anonymous No.55877678]

>>55877674
NO U

https://youtu.be/eB-khNYR_Ns

[Anonymous No.55877681]

You can see the cope in real time

[Anonymous No.55877697]

>>55877674
What's the difference between spyd, schd and sphd?

[Anonymous No.55877703]

>dollar milkshake meme actually ended up being right
fuck this gay retarded earth

[Anonymous No.55877710]

Palo Alto about to dump, lots of insider selling and announcing earnings Friday afternoon lmfao. I may buy on Monday after the dump

[Anonymous No.55877726]

I'm up 2.64% today. Is that gonna hold up for the next hour and 39 minutes?

[Anonymous No.55877737]

>>55877703

No comprende, Señor

[Anonymous No.55877743]

[Dividend King No.55877744]

>>55877697
SPYD is more focused on companies with high yields. SCHD has companies with above average yields that have a history of growing. The reason SCHD is such a popular dividend ETF is because of its long history of impressive dividend growth. The yield you get right away is pretty decent as well.

[Anonymous No.55877751]

>>55877681
looks weak
if I didn't have to pay overnight interest on holding short positions with my broker i'd be all in

[Anonymous No.55877753]

Boughted $9 more BOIL and 1 share of UNG, plus 56 cents worth of BTC.

[Anonymous No.55877764]

>>55877753
UNG is looking pretty slurpable ngl

[Anonymous No.55877768]

On a scale of "nothing ever happens" to "it's happening", where are we at?

[Anonymous No.55877786]

>>55877651
I've just been putting in a few random buy orders as everything on my watchlist slowly gets cheaper
Today I bought some CROX

[Anonymous No.55877787]

>>55877764
Yeah, it might wind up being a mistake, (((who))) knows, but I'm going to keep holding out for lower before going any deeper.

[Anonymous No.55877790]

Reminder: Today was a theta day to burn options at expiry. Expect a serious dump Monday morning if rates stay above 4.25%.

[Anonymous No.55877793]

>>55877768
Pregame tailgate

[Anonymous No.55877797]

>>55877768
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.55877811]

cash

[Anonymous No.55877812]

>>55877790
/
Unironically the entire board couldn't see until this guy that today is meant to be a mini candle pinching max pain for the day

[Anonymous No.55877818]

>>55877764
>>55877787
Don't get me wrong, this is *probably* a good to even great price, I just expect it's going to go lower. Unless something macro upsets everything in unforeseen ways this is *definitely* a great price. I've just been scalded enough to know that natgas will lure you in early over and over and over.

[Anonymous No.55877819]

>>55877797
Mid to end of Sept. when we have new lockdowns again so that they can fortify the election again.

[Anonymous No.55877823]

>>55877768
It's coming
It's bad

[Anonymous No.55877824]

>>55877768
It's ever happens

[Anonymous No.55877827]

>>55877790
what rates and where do i check them?

[Anonymous No.55877829]

>>55877743
DAMN YOUUUUU BOBOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55877831]

>>55877751
Kek in the EU with brokers/market makers (CMC/IG) you get paid for shorting the US since back in January and it increased with every hike. But dividends adjustments suck.

[Anonymous No.55877839]

>>55877744
OK selling everything going all in on schd.

[Anonymous No.55877843]

>>55877768
it happened and will rehappen

[Anonymous No.55877846]

>>55877819
I can only get so erect
Those will be some great times to
>lock in
a good price and
>bunker down

[Dividend King No.55877858]

>>55877839
It is my largest holding by far, and if you’re looking to live off of your dividends someday in the future, it’s a good bet.

[Anonymous No.55877861]

Does smg still like jepi? I remember it was kinda a meme here a few months ago.

[Anonymous No.55877868]

>>55877811
I nibbled off some profit on my shorts just now as per profit taking strategy. If nasdaq and s&p go down another 3% I nibble again and so on.

[Anonymous No.55877870]

I for one hope we dump hard. I like cheapies. Now I want some more.

[Anonymous No.55877872]

[Anonymous No.55877873]

>>55877861
BOIL KANG started that meme. I miss him.

[Anonymous No.55877878]

For hIghQ anon, what do you think of my theory:

>A yield curve returning to 0 , trending back to positive confirmed corrections/crashes in the past.

[Anonymous No.55877890]

>>55877858
I'm looking to die poor and alone stuck in a job I hate.

[Anonymous No.55877894]

i didn't cover my SQQQ after the double top played out now i'm getting destroyed
why am i losing money even when i'm right

[Anonymous No.55877898]

I hate women more than I did a week ago. I also made some money today.

[Anonymous No.55877899]

>>55877839
>>55877858
Why would you do this, high yield stocks are always the first to get rekt

[Anonymous No.55877901]

>>55877894
Gay when that happens

[Anonymous No.55877903]

>>55877861
Unfortunately Jepi doesn't perform well when SPY takes off like a rocket. I think very few people saw this year's rally coming including JEPI's active managers

[Anonymous No.55877907]

WHY ARE WE HEALING!?!

[Anonymous No.55877917]

>>55877903
Ah, I reckon that is due to it being covered call based, yes?

[Anonymous No.55877918]

>>55877872
>he doesn't understand that we are so far past max pain from yesterday that stocks had to go up to burn options at expiry
nobody tell him

[Anonymous No.55877919]

>>55877637
Fuck the market and fuck pms. Guns and ammo are the way forward. They won't lose value and they may be needed.

[Anonymous No.55877928]

>>55877917
Yes.

[Anonymous No.55877929]

>>55877907
More buyers than sellers currently

However we printed a lower low on the daily, so I'm starting to really think next week is a trap for nvda earnings

[Anonymous No.55877947]

>>55877637
Fucking niggers I'm going to go to the beach this weekend, grab a crab and torture it right in front of its family, rip it limb from limb

[Anonymous No.55877948]

>>55877929
There's no way that earning report is going to be as good as the last one.

[Anonymous No.55877951]

Welp.

We just broke major resistance from the past few months. There go my shorts :(

[Anonymous No.55877958]

>>55877948
>

[Dividend King No.55877964]

>>55877899
That’s why SCHD is specifically made up of high quality stocks that aren’t selected merely for a high yield. There are qualifications a stock has to meet to be included.

[Anonymous No.55877967]

>>55877947
Do you think that will save you? Hahahahaha!

[Anonymous No.55877977]

>>55877967
Forgot pic

[Anonymous No.55877978]

>>55877967
Dude unless you sold options, you got fucked today too, prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.55877982]

>>55877947
shalom. chicken shortage?

[Anonymous No.55877985]

>>55877637
We dump as soon as Nasdaq hits 0.00 for the day

[Anonymous No.55877992]

>>55877907
>>55877951
bears, more like cubs
double down

[Anonymous No.55877995]

>>55877948
Yeah I dunno, I'm just expecting some kosher shit to go down regardless

[Anonymous No.55877996]

>>55877982
Only kikes would be bullish for this market.

[Anonymous No.55877997]

bobo in shambles again

[Anonymous No.55878003]

>>55877978
wdym bro? had such good up and down action today.. options were going up and down 15% easy

[Anonymous No.55878006]

>>55877929
>up literally 200% YTD
>I'm starting to really think next week is a trap for nvda earnings
oh god, they are learning, SHUT IT DOWN!

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55878010]

>>55877948
They literally ramped production since the last report and they have already sold out of the datacenter cards through 2024. It's very clearly going to be better than last time, and they will guide up again. The entire 2023 rally was due to NVDA so once their earnings growth is confirmed to have not slowed down the entire market will pump again. This is a multi week long bear trap that may continue up till the day of earnings.

[Anonymous No.55878018]

>>55878003
>prove me wrong
Guess it was so obvious that you decided not to capitalize on it, cuck

[Anonymous No.55878029]

>wensday
hold me bros

[Anonymous No.55878032]

stop talking about NVDA just because you don't own it CHUDS. I'm still angry you made me sell so early fucking CHUDS. You CHUDS ruin everything.

[Anonymous No.55878038]

>>55878010
Honestly I hope so.

[Anonymous No.55878042]

>buy an option
>constantly refresh my portfolio
How do I stop this

[Anonymous No.55878056]

>>55878006
Wrong or right about nvda earnings I'm expecting my calls to print next week ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Anonymous No.55878059]

finally MADE IT
stay poor
NIGGERS
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55878060]

>>55877951
hmm?

[Anonymous No.55878064]

>>55878042
Stop buying options.

[Anonymous No.55878070]

I fucking told you all. You didn’t listen. No gap up. No gap down. But you wanted to buy your options.

[Anonymous No.55878083]

>>55878056
>stock that trippled in the past year
>still buying calls
>just as the bull run ended
So many people in this thread got erect at the thought of selling you those calls. Hope it's me

[Anonymous No.55878084]

when the red candles hit they hit, you know how they hit
do you feel in charge, mumu

[Anonymous No.55878087]

>>55878029
I want to short NVDA so bad
Anyone with me

[Anonymous No.55878092]

>he thinks mumu won
>he bought the dip again

[Anonymous No.55878095]

>>55878087
You will get IV crushed.

[Anonymous No.55878114]

>>55878087
you are going to lose money

[Anonymous No.55878119]

>>55878095
Could be said of any earnings options play, could make a shitton though considering how far it has to fall. Did you buy an nvda product this quarter anon?

[Anonymous No.55878124]

>>55878114
So are you

[Anonymous No.55878126]

>>55878070
FUCK YOU MR. SNIBS, I GOT PROOF OF YOUR CRIMES

[Anonymous No.55878131]

>>55878095
I love cashing in on that beautiful IV crushing
>>55869250

[Anonymous No.55878132]

>>55878124
>>55878119
how?

[Anonymous No.55878135]

Looks like plunge protection is kicking into overdrive, look at those pumps go

[Anonymous No.55878144]

>>55877985
Kek, you don’t get to go green for the day, mumu

[Anonymous No.55878146]

>>55878114
That's not gonna stop me

[Anonymous No.55878152]

>>55878070
so, getting iron condors now?

[Anonymous No.55878154]

Sour hour.... Go

[Anonymous No.55878160]

>>55878135
This still looks like a morning gap fill operation to me.

[Anonymous No.55878161]

>>55878144
DAAAAMNNNN YOUUU BOBOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55878166]

Power hour lfg

[Anonymous No.55878168]

>>55878132
How what?

[Anonymous No.55878178]

>>55878119
>considering how far it has to fall
Truthfully, the only way I see this falling is if the market has already priced in an increase in guidance next quarter that doesn’t materialize. They will more than likely beat earnings, I think that’s a foolish bet to count on a miss given all the headlines. NVDA Bobos are midwits and that’s why I don’t like this play. Too many people are expecting too big of a move for a large gap up or down to occur imo. Market makers stealing your premiums is the most likely outcome in my genuine opinion.

[Anonymous No.55878179]

>>55878166
Sour hour: Warhead edition

[Anonymous No.55878187]

Bobo don't do it

[Anonymous No.55878190]

>>55878168
how will I lose money?

[Anonymous No.55878191]

POWAAH HOWWUAH

[Anonymous No.55878193]

>>55878166

[Anonymous No.55878195]

>>55878178
Beating expectations has already been priced in by other tech companies beating, NVDA price currently reflects that reality already, they will have to beat BIG to not slide down after thus run up, they're only trading 225x earnings now kek hope you don't get too greedy anon.

[Anonymous No.55878207]

>>55877637
SOXL bro's is it safe to enter again?

[Anonymous No.55878208]

Power 54 minutes lfg

[Anonymous No.55878210]

>>55878190
By betting on a company that already did as well as nvda, fomo kills all. And plus I just know you'll lose money because we're in a casino, it's just statistically likely that you will too.

[Anonymous No.55878215]

>>55878208
would

[Anonymous No.55878220]

>>55878208
Gonna need a name anon

[Anonymous No.55878224]

>>55878207
Is it possible to short Linus Media Group when Linus is already so short?

[Anonymous No.55878234]

>>55878210
I'm not making any moves right now

[Anonymous No.55878237]

>>55878234
You're just sitting on this gambling forum 100% in cash?
A. Pressing x to doubt that
B. Holding cash is still losing money bro

[Anonymous No.55878239]

>>55878208
>b&w rather than woodland green camo bathing suit
pass

[Anonymous No.55878250]

DAAAAAAMNNNNN YOU BOBBBBBOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55878258]

anyone else counting jews on bloomberg? i'm at like 9/10 people

[Anonymous No.55878259]

>>55878195
>they will have to beat BIG
I don’t know why people think earnings even really matter. They are never even close to as important as guidance. Plenty of companies smash earnings and still plummet if their guidance drops. Their guidance will have to kick ass though, that’s true.
>hope you don't get too greedy anon
I have 0 position and am currently 90% cash.

[Anonymous No.55878260]

>>55878239
Thats not camo most one pieces use that pattern.you have never fucked swimmer chicks.
>t. Swim team autist

[Anonymous No.55878267]

>>55878237
Fed funds rate is 5% in $bil you get risk free 5%yoy on cash until they cut silly. Sure you missed the recovery but pigs get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.55878268]

>>55878250
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55878275]

>>55878237
I feel uncomfrotable fucking with options right now. Newly married and my wife has a bad spending habit.

[Anonymous No.55878282]

>>55878275
I just put high 4 figs on options that are far OTM

[Anonymous No.55878285]

>>55878282
spy?

[Anonymous No.55878288]

>>55878237
having chips doesnt mean you should play in every session anon

[Anonymous No.55878293]

>>55878282
why would you do that, exactly?

[Anonymous No.55878295]

>>55878239
thats a real cutie, you dont know what youre missing.

[Anonymous No.55878296]

>>55878260
Looks like camo to me and I have fucked redneck chicks that swim in lakes and creeks.

[Anonymous No.55878299]

I told you this move 1 hour ago, was weird and telling

[Anonymous No.55878301]

Imagine thinking for even a second that we wouldn't go massive dump mode during sour hour
Even after the whole week everything has been playing on repeat

[Anonymous No.55878302]

>>55878208
This is what breeding stock looks like. Your sons will be big, tall, and strong.

[Anonymous No.55878303]

>>55878018
just flipped SPY $434 Aug 23 put for 10% about $20 profit

[Anonymous No.55878307]

>>55878282
i hope they are iron condors.
the anon calling for crab is probably right. at least until tuesday or whenever those NVIDIA earnings are supposed to be put out.

[Anonymous No.55878309]

>TSLA
looks like I will be holding for a while.

[Anonymous No.55878311]

>>55878258
They have to have at least one shabbos goy to claim diversity

[Anonymous No.55878317]

>>55878302
>>55878208
Not sure if that is an optical illusion because the thighs are so huge, but her calves appear so short in comparison to her femurs.

[Anonymous No.55878318]

I wanted AMZN to dump below $130 by the end of this week. Oh well, maybe next week.

[Anonymous No.55878320]

>>55878311
even the interviewees, they are mostly jews. nothing more nepotistic than bloomberg

[Anonymous No.55878326]

>>55878309
>-76.68 (-26.33%) past month
I'm down so much. Could I have predicted this?
>CFO steps down
>Chinese EVs start beating the war drum
>Elon and Musk fight news
>Elon goes full X

man
sometimes life is a series of what the fucks

[Anonymous No.55878325]

>>55878301
Lets not kid ourselves this market has been full clown mode for two years. I'm expecting it to dip but even I'm not sure anymore.

[Anonymous No.55878332]

>>55878288
Ok but still point stands, you're losing money Xi

[Anonymous No.55878334]

>>55878309
>>55878326
>he fell for the Elon meme

[Anonymous No.55878335]

>>55878318
When are they realizing the losses from lord of dem rangz s2?

[Anonymous No.55878343]

>>55878303
Cool and I just made a million dollars, do you believe me? Cause I don't believe you either, screenshots or it didn't happen, guarantee you lost money today anon, it's why you made your lie a conservative number.

[Anonymous No.55878353]

>>55878275
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.55878359]

>>55878326
>buying that stock that already had multiple famous run ups
>it went down
Yeah could've never predicted that man, the gods be crazy

[Anonymous No.55878362]

>>55878208
The last time I did CPR class for work, my supervisor was also in the group doing the training. Those CPR dummies have bags in the chest to simulate lungs. Supervisor blew so hard in to the mouth he burst the bag. It was very funny. Also I never want to be in a situation where supervisor has to perform CPR on me.

[Anonymous No.55878369]

>>55878275
Should spend more on options so she doesn't have money to waste, you'll thank me later

[Anonymous No.55878373]

>>55878326
To be fair there's probably a reason it's down. CFO put out fraudulent quarterly numbers to maintain a fake profit, then got the boot when people found out.
This is not 100% confirmed, but it's a spreading theory.

[Anonymous No.55878381]

>>55878343
i mean.. its $34 total why tf would i lie

[Anonymous No.55878384]

>>55878309
>>55878326
>fuckin' with dangerous meme shit instead of safe things like NATGAS

[Anonymous No.55878391]

>>55878373
All of their numbers are fraudulent based on tax credits, which are derived from money stolen by Keynesian economics. Literally a stock of cards.

[Anonymous No.55878397]

>>55878381
It's just what you say to get someone to shut up and just post a screenshot already, way 2 go anon.

[Anonymous No.55878402]

And just like that, another crab pinned OPEX has came and gone

[Anonymous No.55878416]

>>55878309
CAR COMPANY MARGINS

[Anonymous No.55878419]

>>55878381
He’s an insufferable ((person)) whom others only pretend to like.

[Anonymous No.55878435]

Buddy watch Palo Alto computer

[Anonymous No.55878436]

>>55878419
Sounds like you have a skill issue anon, have you tried mirroring the other person's movements to get them to like you?

[Anonymous No.55878445]

>>55878391
Tax credits are not fraud. You may not like it, you may hate the government motivations behind those credits, but the end result of that is real money flowing to the business.

The more questionable accounting at Tesla comes from stuff like FSD revenue recognition despite still never shipping the actual product as described. It's a broken product in permanent beta test. Another big trick is the timing around when a car is produced, ordered, delivered, etc and how/when the sale is recognized on their books.
But every company does that if we're being honest.

[Anonymous No.55878449]

>>55878326
You didn't inform yourself.
The china price war started months ago. And he said he wants to massproduce and lower prices, even when it means margins go down. And it seems that investors cared about that.

[Anonymous No.55878451]

>>55878166
Do you feel it now Mr. Krabs?

[Anonymous No.55878459]

>>55878343
how you like THESE apples, NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.55878462]

>>55878445
I love this copypasta.

[Anonymous No.55878465]

>>55878436
I don’t concern myself very much with the happenings of others. I like things, systems, and systems of systems much more than most people, their relationships, etc.

Not malevolently, they’re just not interesting to me. I do love to hear and see the view and opinion of others. None of us are as _______ as all of us.

[Anonymous No.55878484]

>>55878459
Slow down man you're gonna have the irs knocking on your door soon any minute now.

[Anonymous No.55878490]

>>55878465
>I'm not like the other girls
Kek go back, the way you type sticks out like a tranny in a girl's bathroom.

[Anonymous No.55878493]

Wonder if the missing volume will be bobo or mumu

[Anonymous No.55878494]

>>55878326
>he didnt set stoploss
>he hedged with nothing but hope

[Anonymous No.55878498]

Pro tip: If you go to a pet store, you can buy a beautiful butterfly for half price if it has a broken wing. This is financial advice

[Anonymous No.55878503]

>>55878459
Based

[Anonymous No.55878504]

>>55878465
autism incorporated.
but its ok anon. you are probably not alone here.

[Anonymous No.55878519]

I'll get you for this, mumu

[Anonymous No.55878520]

>>55878493
Doesn't even matter anymore, the day will end flat, volume is dead

[Anonymous No.55878526]

>>55878490
I’ve been here since 2006. Not biz just b v and pol. Been here since 2017/18. Your type stick out too. People are just generally insufferable(like you) or they are useless biomass awaiting a cull. There are a few outliers though and that’s why this place isn’t completely devoid of shills, faggots and subsequently angry little people like you.

[Anonymous No.55878528]

wtfwt?!

[Anonymous No.55878538]

>>55878526
>I'm an oldfag
>talks like an actual fag
Dont care fag

[Anonymous No.55878539]

my stop got triggered at open and the stock has done a huge run up since then.

oh boy im starting to agree with the austrian painter

[Anonymous No.55878540]

How are you holding up, Stockanons? Diamond hands, here. Sat still during worse drawdowns than this.

[Anonymous No.55878542]

>>55878528
Musk has displayed his Midwit tendencies to the world with the whole “X” fiasco.

[Anonymous No.55878544]

>>55878484
too late now
NO
STOPPIN'
THIS FUCKIN' TRAIN
right here.

[Anonymous No.55878547]

Linksys luxury routers

[Anonymous No.55878551]

>>55878544

[Anonymous No.55878556]

>>55878540
Made money on puts
Making money on calls (so far)
Good day today, hope yours has been good too

[Anonymous No.55878561]

>When your hedge fund is pegging AMC to 4 bucks to smoke options, and Citi sets a new price target of 1.5 with 20 minutes to market close on opex
who the fuck pissed off Citi that bad?

[Anonymous No.55878564]

>>55878539
Crabs = kikes
They're etymologically connected

[Anonymous No.55878567]

>>55878542
nah just tv added the vector easter-egg

[Anonymous No.55878574]

>>55878547
Have a badass weekend baby

[Anonymous No.55878575]

>>55875282

[Anonymous No.55878578]

>>55878564
Same reason they can't eat shellfish

[Anonymous No.55878579]

CALM chads WYA?

[Anonymous No.55878583]

>>55878318
When are you gonna buy anon? It's still kinda unclear how bad this correction is gonna be so i'm not sure when to slurp.

[Anonymous No.55878584]

Oui ze zold. Oui PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.55878593]

>eod pump

[Anonymous No.55878594]

>>55878542
this, a lot of light was shown into a lot of dark corners from all that. he outed himself as just an outright bitch too with some content reactions/decisions. still though, he's the best of the "social media" head bunch, which is not a high bar at all.

[Anonymous No.55878595]

>>55878583
You should panic buy as much as you can right now anon. You still have ten minutes to get a loan from a bank and buy as many shares as possible! Can't go wrong.

[Anonymous No.55878597]

>>55877858
Are you an actual Boomer close to retirement?

[Anonymous No.55878600]

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY??

[Anonymous No.55878606]

We'll be spiking back to the late July highs in less than two weeks.

[Anonymous No.55878611]

POOMP IT SLURPERS! Holding over the weekend will pay off big time. BUY NOW!

[Anonymous No.55878610]

>>55878296
Not the same. If you had any dealings with swim team chicks you would know what im talking about. Redneck chicks usually dont wear one pieces so i dont know why you brought that up.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55878613]

annoying zoom zoom got btfo and introduced to the buck breaker 3000

[Anonymous No.55878614]

>>55878594
If you didn't think he was a bitch before that, you probably weren't paying attention, dudes always been a pseud, but a broken clock is right twice a day.

[Anonymous No.55878620]

>>55878600
We’re already green and with contracts expire today, last 5 minutes of short covering will be deep green

[Anonymous No.55878621]

MUMU NOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55878623]

>>55878613
Hey why do you have a vid of my girlfriends dog?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55878627]

>>55878623
that's not your gf's dog, you don't have a gf.

[Anonymous No.55878628]

MUMU TAKE A DEEP BREATH
MUMU YOU NEED TO TREAD WATER!!!
MUMUUUUUUU!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55878629]

>>55878620
>tfw you were proven wrong instantly

[Anonymous No.55878632]

>>55878600
Worst than can happen is that I have to work for the rest of my life, like everyone else.
We are going to make it.

[Anonymous No.55878635]

[Anonymous No.55878634]

oh so this is the sell button sorry everyone

[Anonymous No.55878642]

>>55878627
His name is Dido, don't project your virginity to everyone else anon its unbecoming (get it, because you aren't cumming)

[Anonymous No.55878643]

Mumu fought formidably.

But he has lost this fight.

[Anonymous No.55878644]

I have to train the qt 19 year old that works for me on a new building tomorrow. She has been wearing a perfume that smells really good lately. I had a dream about her again last night. We were walking together and she grabbed my hand. I asked her why she grabbed my hand and she said that's nothing I'm going to give you a blowjob later. During my sleep I went into an almost transcendental state. She was on top of me naked. I could feel every inch of her body as if she was actually there. I think I'm beginning to be able to bend my dreams to my own will. It's a shame Im not 10 years younger.

[Anonymous No.55878650]

Lmao that bull trap close

[Anonymous No.55878653]

>>55878597
If I was close to retiring I would be investing in higher yielding funds. SCHD is great because of the way it’s grown overtime.

[Anonymous No.55878654]

so back to where we ended yesterday

[Anonymous No.55878655]

you guys still have a good chance to close your short-term positions before the weekend

[Anonymous No.55878664]

>>55878644
Is she fat or skinny?

[Anonymous No.55878665]

>NVDA poompa
>Buy the dip
>shorts are covering
Heh!

[Anonymous No.55878667]

>bobo euphoria over SPY being down 5 cents

[Anonymous No.55878669]

>>55878620
Kek get fucked retard

[Anonymous No.55878670]

>>55878610
There's not a "swim team" for miles and miles from here cityfaggot.
>>55878614
Oh I knew he was a pseud but not the extent of outright bitchfagness as when he made various content/moderation calls as head of a social media company after going on and on about being a free speech absolutist (and I'm even allowing a generous amount of reasonable limits within that evaluation, he still failed). I can't recall the specifics now, I just remember sending my son messages telling him to look what a bitch Elon really is.

[Anonymous No.55878672]

>>55878644
Those dreams mean she wants you to rape her

[Anonymous No.55878675]

>>55878644
Double digits of banging cute gr1l

[Anonymous No.55878680]

>>55878667
Mumus on suicide watch after losing 4% of their net worth in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.55878682]

>>55878664
She literally has the perfect body and has braces which just adds to her cuteness. Not like that hideous les claypool bitch that one guy posts. She very mousy and treats her boyfriend like complete dog shit but is always a little princess with me.

[Anonymous No.55878684]

>>55878667
5c down is like 20% off mumus contracts they gotta stare at all weekend.

[Anonymous No.55878685]

>Rich Man North of Richmond

[Anonymous No.55878689]

DING DING DING!

[Anonymous No.55878690]

Kek ended right at the bottom of yesterday's wick
Have an excellent weekend everyone

[Anonymous No.55878692]

>>55878644
Your loyalty to Scoops is being tested to see if you are worthy.

[Anonymous No.55878693]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55878694]

>>55878635
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS BOBO...
DAMN YOUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.55878695]

>>55878689
+0.10% gme and bbbyq

[Anonymous No.55878701]

>Dow up .08%
Hope you enjoyed your big relief rally mumu. Next week we return to dumping

[Anonymous No.55878705]

>>55878701
Alamumu ACKbar

[Anonymous No.55878707]

>>55878693
>>55878689

[Anonymous No.55878713]

>>55878694

[Anonymous No.55878716]

now crypto can resume the dump.

[Anonymous No.55878720]

>>55878694
what's that black bar

[Anonymous No.55878725]

>>55878720
Your micro-chode

[Anonymous No.55878726]

thoughts on AMT as a long term investment?

[Anonymous No.55878727]

>>55878672
based dream interpreter

[Anonymous No.55878729]

>>55878693
Unfazed, diamond hands hodling steady. Wake me when it's at -50%.
I won't let the tax man have any sells.

[Anonymous No.55878732]

>>55878705
>septemBEAR
>octoBEAR
>novemBEAR
>decemBEAR
I love autumn

[Anonymous No.55878735]

>>55878693
PLUS 22 cents NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.55878736]

Mumu you let it fall back into the wedge.

[Anonymous No.55878737]

>>55878692
I believe this to be true as well. Luckily I only have to survive six more work days until I leave the company and will probably never see her again. I wish there was a tasteful way for me to at least ask her if I could sniff her before I go without coming off as a creep.

[Anonymous No.55878738]

>>55878542
seething blue check baby

[Anonymous No.55878753]

>>55878643
Aged like prison wine (which, due to the humidity and lack of distillation tools available, is poorly).

[Anonymous No.55878755]

>>55878737
if only there was a way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6CVfWdn5G8

[Anonymous No.55878764]

>>55878738
Blue checks are Musk cock slobbers now retard. Elon is unironically a midwit, and you probably paid him 8 dollars to reduce the load of of his massive multibillion dollar bag.

[Anonymous No.55878770]

Am I crazy for thinking about buying 25 dollar calls for dec 2025 on RIOT? will I fuck my shit up

[Anonymous No.55878773]

And just like that, the option seller wins again

[Anonymous No.55878779]

>>55878764
Using twatter at all has always been the sign of a faggot, even pre-Elon

[Anonymous No.55878791]

>>55878773
insurance is a good business

[Anonymous No.55878798]

>>55878693
I went down, but this was to be expected.

[Anonymous No.55878806]

[Anonymous No.55878809]

>>55878791
For a kike at least. Why don't crabs ever post their gains here?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55878812]

>>55878682
you should use your position of superiority to get into her pants, it's super easy, chicks love guys who have power and are in control

[Anonymous No.55878819]

>>55878779
The thing I hate most about Twitter is the amount of credibility society gives it.

[Anonymous No.55878828]

>>55878806
Yeah DIS is fucked

[Anonymous No.55878831]

>>55878779
That’s true, these days I use it to see what’s going on in Ukraine (aka watching Slavs be retarded like always and wiping out a generation of themselves again)

[Anonymous No.55878841]

>>55878809
good question. they must be busy running to the bank.

[Anonymous No.55878843]

>>55878764
He took the company private, he knows what he's doing. And SpaceX just reported a profit, which everyone was saying was him being retarded with rockets

[Anonymous No.55878846]

>>55878806
Kek
>tfw me and everyone I know just canceled all our subscriptions and made a plex server and started pirating instead
Comcast is the Yahoo of television, former giant who now desperately buys companies in an attempt to be relevant.

[Anonymous No.55878850]

>>55878831
Telegram is alot better for that

[Anonymous No.55878852]

>>55878850
Yes

[Anonymous No.55878853]

Snip snip crab crab

[Anonymous No.55878854]

>>55878812
I could probably do something along those lines, but with all due respect baggot, I'm not a complete fucking scumbag like you. Guess I'm just not Jewish enough.

[Anonymous No.55878863]

How can I summon a (female) broker?
I just want someone to talk to

[Anonymous No.55878864]

>>55878809
Probably because they are slow and steady and not as impressive looking as a quick and fat scalp, as well as using comolex offsetting spreads

[Anonymous No.55878865]

>>55878806
CMCSAchads, we can’t stop winning.

[Anonymous No.55878868]

>>55878831
At this point if Zelenski isn't assassinated soon we're going to double our national debt sending them shit. Really wish that midget kike would just kill himself already.

[Anonymous No.55878869]

>>55878670
>Gets really defensive because I pointed out a fact
>Spergs about e celeb
Kek sad trailer trash posing as muh based rural chad

[Anonymous No.55878876]

>>55878819
anon if you weren't lying all the time maybe we would have the same credibility. We need 4chan fact checking squads!

[Anonymous No.55878882]

>>55878809
Because 3 figure gains over the course of 30+ days isn't worth mentioning.

[Anonymous No.55878886]

>>55878864
In that case you'd expect a lot of post like
>past six months gains
And some steady chart. But you don't see that stuff posted here much do you? Fact of the matter is max pain is wrong enough of the time I think crabs lose on average too. Not only that you have to have a significant amount of capital just sitting there to back up your bets as collateral. So most crabs are probably cash gang which means they're still getting buttfucked by inflation.

[Anonymous No.55878899]

>>55878882
6 figure gains over the course of a few months would be, how often does stuff like that get posted here though?

[Anonymous No.55878905]

>>55878886
Defined risk trades don’t take much buying power but it’s like an 80% chance of winning a McDouble

[Anonymous No.55878916]

>>55878693

[Anonymous No.55878917]

>>55878806
kek is that real? Disney really shit the bed for the last several years with shitty movies and tv shows like Willow and Strange World huh?

[Anonymous No.55878918]

>>55878905
True, my point is more about how anyone here who claims to be crab gang is probably just a bull/bear trying to cope and sound above everyone else.

[Anonymous No.55878920]

>>55878868
He won't die, Ukraine is an excellent laundering op

[Anonymous No.55878931]

>Lockdowns could be coming back in mid September

Should I short everything with a few exceptions like Amazon?

[Anonymous No.55878935]

>>55878916
>-0.20%

[Anonymous No.55878936]

>>55878882
It's 4 figures, actually. At least for me.

[Anonymous No.55878940]

>>55878917
Disney is going to end up being sold to apple or Microsoft. I can almost guarantee it

[Anonymous No.55878941]

>>55878931
I highly doubt anybody could enforce lockdowns at this point

[Anonymous No.55878947]

>>55878931
There will be no more lockdowns. That’s not a prediction. It’s a promise.

[Anonymous No.55878953]

PANW. The Networks From Palo Alto.

[Anonymous No.55878957]

>>55878850
Too much bullshit because again, Slavs are kinda retarded and both sides consistently massively overstate losses. Especially with the Russians, it’s hard to gauge since they are either braindead hopium addicts or complete doomers. There’s a few accounts on twitter that I trust to sift through all the bullshit for me.

[Anonymous No.55878962]

>>55878931
Where is this rumor coming from? I've been seeing it go around

[Anonymous No.55878966]

>>55878899
Most people here are Robinhood traders with 4 or 5 figure accounts. I legitimately might be the only active poster here with portfolio margin. We did have some SOXL and 3x millionaires before covid but they probably never had hard exit points. Poem anon is 6 figures I believe. And Scoops is/was. I'm curious what his TQQQ position rebounded to.

[Anonymous No.55878967]

>>55878920
One of these days, someone will get fed up enough to pull this on him. All midgets die eventually.

[Anonymous No.55878969]

>>55878918
I switch back and forth between being a short term bullish crab and short term bearish crab

[Anonymous No.55878975]

>>55878918
i've tried doing some crab work. there is nothing more soul draining.
same goes for trend following.
now I just do spreads.
fuck the dollar.

[Anonymous No.55878976]

PANW Stock Bhenchodes.

[Anonymous No.55878977]

>>55878918
I just started dabbling in crab trades after making back all of my SOXL losses on NVDA

[Anonymous No.55878978]

>>55878931
yes, i agree. there WILL MORE LOCKDOWNS! YESTERDAY WAS THE TIME FOR PANIC BUT TODAY AND NEXT WEEK ARE EVEN BETTER. SELL IT ALL. TODAY. MARKET SELL IT ALL

[Anonymous No.55878984]

>>55878791
Not for ALL. Climate change has been fucking their insurance models. Allstate getting HEEM'd.
>Severe weather resulted in 42 catastrophe events, where we remediated losses for 160,000 customers," Allstate CEO Tom Wilson said in a statement.

The insurer's catastrophe losses in the quarter were $2.7 billion, compared to $1.11 billion a year earlier.”

[Anonymous No.55878987]

>>55878962
I've only seen it in a few threads in the form of an infowars screenshot from this morning, so take from that what you will.

[Anonymous No.55878988]

>>55878931
Yep, I've heard this too. By December their might be full blown mask bs and 2021 style hysteria. God I hope they are wrong

[Anonymous No.55878992]

>>55878962
some Alex jones shit about a deadly variant with 80% mortality rate coming.

Take it with a grain of salt, but its sounds tempting for profit.

[Anonymous No.55878993]

>>55878947
>tfw the Biden administration tries campaigning on /biz/
NGMI

[Anonymous No.55878999]

>>55878868
NOOOOOOOOO WE ARE SENDING THEM 1% OF OUR RIDICULOUSLY INFLATED STOCKPILE (mostly outdated shit) THAT WOULDVE BEEN USED TO MURDER RUSSIANS ANYWAYS THOSE BRADLEYS COULDVE BEEN USED TO HELP HAWAIINS
Whatever shall we do?? How will the US ever recover from forcing one of our greatest adversaries into a bloody and obscenely expensive quagmire for years to come without even losing a single soldier??!?!??!

[Anonymous No.55879005]

>>55878962
>>55878962
Some high level TSA manager and other govt people told Alex Jones that airports are going to be doing masks again and they've gotten word from higher ups thatbthey have plans to do all that again very soon

[Anonymous No.55879007]

>>55879001
>>55879001
>>55879001

[Anonymous No.55879010]

>>55878984
the bank will bail them out until they sort out the premiums and brainwash the public a bit more.

[Anonymous No.55879012]

>>55878984
>climate change
Ok

[Anonymous No.55879027]

>>55878999
Not fighting your kike war for you eurofag, raise your own money, build your own weapons. What kind of stupid nigger still supports Ukraine in 2023?

[Anonymous No.55879035]

>>55878520
I understand we are a board of degenerates but it was a Green Day on spywith a 5.00 spread. I like the volatility in small windows. I don’t like exposure for fds. Nothing major but it was purchased excess from previous runners. I should have had more conviction in my interpretation of the move but fomo.

[Anonymous No.55879038]

>>55878984
also, the government will impose mandatory climate change insurance and then its all dandy.
just like mandatory car insurance. you wait and see.

[Anonymous No.55879060]

>>55878966
>Poem anon is 6 figures I believe.
I'm well over 6 figures totally invested, but most of it is in mutual funds and ETFs that I don't really touch. Some of it's also in stock in a former employer. My actual 'gambling' amount is just 4 or 5 figures, depending on my mood. I definitely don't have 6 figures of gains this year... either in my gambling amount or overall (though I was up about $90k before August, but that includes retirement accounts)
I've been heemed this month

[Anonymous No.55879068]

>>55879035
Spy is for geezers, qqq is where the actions at

[Anonymous No.55879071]

>>55878869
>thinks pointing out a counter fact is "getting really defensive"
Being a cityfaggot is insult/curse enough, no need to get complicated.

[Anonymous No.55879097]

>>55879068
QQQ is for queers queers queers. BOIL/KOLD/UNG is where the heterosexual male shit is at.

[Anonymous No.55879130]

>>55878166
Ugly ass baboon nigger. Fuck she’s disgusting.

[Anonymous No.55879156]

>>55878309
I starting buying one share everyday. Last time I did that I made off with a cool 5k. Just have patience.

[Anonymous No.55879240]

>>55878988
They blew their load and only the most retarded leftoids still believe their nonsense. Like people that still wear a mask outside by themselves. Real retards with a bachelors in sociology. It’s not going to happen.

[Anonymous No.55879310]

NVIDIA is apparently releasing their earnings on August 22nd, in the afternoon. Does anyone know if there's a scheduled time?

[Anonymous No.55879339]

>>55879310
It's the 23rd, and according to Forbes will be available on NVIDIA's investor web site at 4:20 PM EST.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55879375]

>>55878854
Then why is your subconscious letting you cheat on your waifu with the 19 year old? I don't have sex dreams about girls who aren't gookfu, while I'm consciously a complete fucking scumbag you're subconsciously a complete fucking scumbag and I don't know which is worse tbqh.

[Anonymous No.55879404]

>>55879097
Kek, bears prefer qqq because it's got more to fall and is more volatile, probably too much for you, might put some hair on your chest.

[Anonymous No.55879779]

>>55879404
>more volatile
>than natgas, literally known as the widow maker