/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.55875833]

An extremely painful day

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55875846]

I boughted $1 of BOIL.

[Anonymous No.55875851]

The bottom is in when we fill the ES1 Gap.

[Anonymous No.55875854]

KOLDbros. Sell or will it go lower Monday do you think?

[Anonymous No.55875857]

>>55875851
NVDY Y OR N

[Anonymous No.55875859]

FLUSH BROS UNITE HERE WE FLUUUUUSSSHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55875864]

Shoutout to LMT and RTX

[Anonymous No.55875865]

Melt up starts... NOW

[Anonymous No.55875874]

>>55875542

I would load up now, gas spot is not breaking 2.5 again likely, or it will bottom again at 2.45

[Anonymous No.55875879]

Why is the market turning around on literally no news?

[Anonymous No.55875880]

I smell green

[Anonymous No.55875881]

>>55875854
(((Who))) knows, but I only bought $1 of BOIL because I *expect* further downside. You must play your own gamble (which is about where we're at right now), especially with a weekend hold.

[Anonymous No.55875882]

>>55875865
Previous close and psychological 436 was poked nothing establish no 10 cents or 20 cents buy some puts heckin skibbidy nooblet

[Anonymous No.55875888]

>>55875860
Yeah if anything the smartest earnings play would be picking the right side and selling the iv pump before earnings

[Anonymous No.55875890]

I'm all green now after purging a couple other stocks the last few days. All green now and all is right in the world.

[Anonymous No.55875889]

>An extremely painful day
Oh no! I'm down 1%!
How will I ever recover? It's not like my 50k stock bonus vested yesterday and I got a 29k yearly bonus too.

[Anonymous No.55875891]

>>55875874
Go right ahead, I will maintain patience. I do not expect it to go down into where it did before, but I also do not think we've seen a local bottom yet.

[Anonymous No.55875900]

>ProShares Ultra Boomer Natural Gas (BOIL)
>chart looks like a shitcoin after IPO
wtf

[Anonymous No.55875901]

intraday top

[Anonymous No.55875902]

>>55875879
Because the fundamentals of the economy are more solid than they’ve ever been

[Anonymous No.55875904]

>>55875879
Could be a handle from the giant inverse cup formed on spy the past month. I thought the bottom was 431 but looks like I’m wrong…?

[Anonymous No.55875905]

>>55875879
We've been seeing bounces around 11-12 every day for like two weeks
The real question is do we hold or nuke in the afternoon
>>55875889
You're a big guy

[Anonymous No.55875912]

>>55875864
>bruise on tit
Nooooo my goyslop queen was defiled ahhhh

[Anonymous No.55875915]

434.90 in 4 minutes

[Anonymous No.55875919]

This pump back to open is bearish (unironically)

[Anonymous No.55875923]

>>55875912
Yeah she was mad at me for that.

[Anonymous No.55875924]

>>55875881
I feel like it might be the way to go. We’ll see how the rest of the day goes but a small win is a win nonetheless, and if I miss and I continues to grow into Monday I can put that little bitta profit into UNG

[Anonymous No.55875928]

>>55875919
You get it flushbro

[Anonymous No.55875929]

[Anonymous No.55875930]

>>55875905
UUUU <3

[Anonymous No.55875938]

>>55875904
Inverse Cup and Handle means suicide, right?

[Anonymous No.55875940]

>>55875929i have that in my hea

[Anonymous No.55875946]

>>55875938
It’s bearish but consider a month-long cup, that handle could be a huge squeeze up for a week or so

[Anonymous No.55875947]

>>55875889
Send money please I am europoor.

[Anonymous No.55875952]

why the FUCK won't QQQ pump enough to at least give me a sub-21 entry into SQQQ for fuck's sake

[Anonymous No.55875953]

>>55875924
Yeah, my best *guess* is you've still got a little bit of room on KOLD (I did not buy any this last BOIL rip) but *probably* not much, and there's without a doubt a chance of a reversal back to higher BOIL. I still haven't bought any UNG this time. $1 of BOIL is literally 100% of my portfolio today (sold a tiny bit of BTC and 23 stooks this morning).

[Anonymous No.55875957]

Wypipo don't season they crab market

[Anonymous No.55875962]

>>55875952
Pray >>55874949 is correct

[Anonymous No.55875967]

bear naggers btfo

[Anonymous No.55875968]

>>55875957
All brown people I know call me a real man when they see me season my food. I just like it spicy.

[Anonymous No.55875970]

[Anonymous No.55875974]

oook im gonna follow soros he closed shorts on MP, i dont know shit about options but im headed in for these Jan24 20's how does that sound?

[Anonymous No.55875981]

why are the svix puts so sticky in value ?

still can't buy my short 25 puts back

[Anonymous No.55875984]

>>55875974
Is there some kind of tracker out there that follows the market moves on these big guys?

[Anonymous No.55875992]

>>55875984
>these big guys?

[Anonymous No.55875995]

What's the betting this is a fakeout pump and we dump until close like yesterday and wednesday and tuesday and monday and every day last week?

[Anonymous No.55875998]

That's 1 mean reversion on the spx for those not keeping track.

[Anonymous No.55876000]

Yep it's flushing time

[Anonymous No.55876006]

>>55875968
do you take the lid off the seasoning and just dump it on like some animal?

[Anonymous No.55876014]

>>55875968
I'm fortunate enough to not know any brown people, myself

[Anonymous No.55876018]

>>55876006
M-maybe

[Anonymous No.55876019]

WHOS REDEAMING

[Anonymous No.55876022]

>>55876006
It's a big pot mate, I don't see anything wrong with it.
dyec bro?

[Anonymous No.55876024]

The financial apocalypse is upon all of you.

[Anonymous No.55876030]

>>55875317
Fucking imposter.

[Anonymous No.55876034]

>>55876024
I think you're being a bit of a drama queen.

[Anonymous No.55876037]

>>55875974
3 months isn’t really a LEAP

[Anonymous No.55876041]

>>55876024

I've been hearing this since like the 1920's. Yet nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.55876045]

>>55876022
You must not cook much I take it then lol.

[Anonymous No.55876050]

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.55876074]

>>55876030
I prefer puts

[Anonymous No.55876081]

>>55876037
very true, sorry im definitely retarded, and im canadian, dealing with alot here.

[Anonymous No.55876096]

CAM ON NASDAQ
SCORE SOME FACKIN' PAMPS

[Anonymous No.55876097]

Here you go /smg/ keys to success and to trade like a pro....

https://lightspeed.com/

https://fintwit.ai/

https://bookmap.com/en

https://etfdb.com/etfs/leveraged/equity/#etfs&sort_name=assets_under_management&sort_order=desc&page=2

https://www.earningswhispers.com/

https://fintwit.ai

https://stocktwits.com/

[Anonymous No.55876104]

>>55876074
What's your price target? spx will never go below 4k again.

[Anonymous No.55876109]

What are some tickers that have hit rock bottom that can't go any lower?

[Anonymous No.55876113]

>>55876109
BBBYQ
Oh wait, it's going to 0

[Anonymous No.55876116]

>>55876109
YOU

[Anonymous No.55876118]

Oooo poompa

[Anonymous No.55876123]

BUDDY, check buttcorn computer

[Anonymous No.55876125]

why do short positions earn so much more rapidly than long term positions?

My puts are up 50% and I bought them on monday.... but my longs were only up 20% and its been a full year?

Elevator down, staircase up theory?

[Anonymous No.55876129]

>>55876109
LUV is very low

[Anonymous No.55876131]

We aren't above the most recent resistance yet. If it stays below,
>pic rel
Is in our future

GG

[Anonymous No.55876132]

>mutual fund buys and sells contracts at the same time to the same broker for a positive return spread
What sort of black fucking magic is this? How do I do this?

[Anonymous No.55876141]

>>55876125
IV, time to expiration, and the delta of your contract.

[Anonymous No.55876144]

Small position

[Anonymous No.55876146]

>>55876125
I'm salty I bought 1DTE on Monday and -99% instead of weekly DTE.

[Anonymous No.55876147]

>>55876123
I'm slurping RIOT and MARA when they hit single digits.

[Anonymous No.55876148]

>>55876097
>>55876097
>https://fintwit.ai/
done

[Anonymous No.55876155]

>>55876144
Checked, but this would require 4 straight bullish days

[Anonymous No.55876156]

90% dip

[Anonymous No.55876159]

>>55876104
3,5

[Anonymous No.55876162]

SP500 IS GREEN FOR THE DAY
>SP500 IS GREEN FOR THE DAY

[Anonymous No.55876164]

WE'RE BACK BABY

[Anonymous No.55876167]

>>55876144
Set your ask right now, because these are expiring worthless.
>0.45

[Anonymous No.55876168]

IT will go lower

[Anonymous No.55876177]

PYPLbros we're back, this was unironically the bottom

[Anonymous No.55876182]

>>55876109
SOXL

[Anonymous No.55876189]

My STNG is kicking ass. I should’ve bought those calls on it. Might sell OSK hasn’t been doing shit.

[Anonymous No.55876191]

>>55876109

[Anonymous No.55876196]

this is a generational buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.55876205]

>>55876177
I just transfered 9k out of my paypal balance to my bank with interest. It's over.

[Anonymous No.55876207]

ahhhh nevermind im too big a pusssy, ill just paper trade it. :/

[Anonymous No.55876208]

>>55876196
>this is a generational buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.55876210]

10:15 was the bottom and we are back on track to ATHs and a smooth sailing bull run with no bad news to speak of

[Anonymous No.55876214]

>>55876196
>this is a generational buying opportunity
I'm going long on TLT :^)

[Anonymous No.55876213]

>>55876109
LUMN, my biggest bags unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.55876217]

>>55876205
NOOOOO WHYYYYY FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.55876219]

>>55875864
damn Selena has already walled.com you h8 to see it

[Anonymous No.55876220]

>>55876104
Usury aside, I would feel comfy around 3825 +/- 50. Would Probably figure out some plan to average in at an acceptable rate. I wouldn't feel comfortable calling it investing. just a little exposure to market conditions and move in comfortably.

[Anonymous No.55876223]

>>55876213
uhh no. That one's going to zero unfortunately

[Anonymous No.55876238]

>>55876217
In 1 day the money will be there, then Paypal will be out of bankrupt. Dead on weekend.

[Anonymous No.55876242]

>>55876223
>sneed and peed 500 to zero in a year
well that would put me out of my misery at least.

[Anonymous No.55876246]

>>55876177
Checked. Thanks just bought puts

[Anonymous No.55876258]

>>55876246
>shorting the generational bottom
ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.55876262]

>>55876196
Correct.

[Anonymous No.55876268]

>>55876220
I also shorted almost the bottom of the day on DAX, because I couldn't wait 30 mins (many mini position). Actually impressive how I'm my own worst enemy. And yesterday evening I closed many shorts right before the slide. I always worsen my positions, kek. I would have been better off just holding the whole week. Maybe I'll change my strategy.

[Anonymous No.55876278]

>>55876258
Wut?
Lmao

[Anonymous No.55876281]

spy collapse to 412

[Anonymous No.55876283]

Bros nothing makes me happier than seeing bitcoin tank

[Anonymous No.55876285]

I PUT MY FINGERS INTO MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55876286]

I should have bought calls
I could have made back every single dollar I lost in 10 min
I am a fool

[Anonymous No.55876290]

>>55876278
PYPL is undervalued

[Anonymous No.55876291]

>>55876159
Seems too good to be true. If everyone can see it most likely won't happen. What are you playing if this thesis follows through?
>>55876220
The squeeze if definitely over, last time we hit the 200 weekly sma was october 2022 with the brit gilt thing. What catalyst is left now? Higher for longer is that all?

[Anonymous No.55876292]

i have 5$ can i start with this amount?

[Anonymous No.55876294]

>>55876285
I AM GONNA MAKE IT

[Frosty Glaucoma No.55876295]

>>55875833
Give us your energy!

[Anonymous No.55876309]

Remember when that etrade baby was telling everyone it was only 8 bucks a trade? What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.55876312]

>>55876141
Oh, fun!

[Anonymous No.55876313]

>>55876291
The drawing is memish. Just joking. I don't really care how deep it goes. I'm also not shorting US but Germany. But they almost move at the same time, so down is better for me. Up it shouldn't really go further. That might have been an ACTUAL GENERATIONAL top. That downgrade fucked the US and it won't be revoked too quickly. Also rates going to stay high.

[Anonymous No.55876322]

>>55875952
is sqqq gonna pump today?

[Anonymous No.55876321]

SPY WENT RED
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55876325]

>>55876131
Oh no we didn't quite make it.

Tough luck frens

[Anonymous No.55876326]

okay you beautiful people im gonna stop looking at this stuff i dont feel so good, enjoy your afternoon and weekend
remember to drink your waters

[Anonymous No.55876328]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55876332]

Give me a good stock tip

[Anonymous No.55876333]

>>55876283
I have an irrational hatred for cryptocurrency based on nothing at all. I also hope it burns anon

[Anonymous No.55876335]

>>55876286
I have more respect for boomers putting their retirement savings into slot machines than options niggers.

[Anonymous No.55876339]

>>55876332
TTOO is going to $1

[Anonymous No.55876341]

IT'S FIFTEEN PAST TWELVE FOUR THE 5TH DAY IN A ROWWWWAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa...

[Anonymous No.55876344]

>>55876292
You can buy $1 fractional shares in Robinhood and they will also give you about $5 worth of fractional shares free to start with. The real question is how wisely will you choose to allocate that $10 worth of stock/ETF picking in order to grow it? Since you've already posted this into 2 threads, you may well be just a little bit *too* retarded, so proceed with extreme caution.

[Anonymous No.55876345]

>>55876322
It might, spy doesn't know if it wants to hold green, like yesterday
So I'd say 50/50 it pumps or it dumps

[Anonymous No.55876349]

>>55876339
after a 10 to one stock split you mean

[Anonymous No.55876354]

>>55876335
>I have more respect for boomers putting their retirement savings into slot machines
Hey... leave my mommy out of this discussion!

[Anonymous No.55876355]

>>55876291
News is noise. Market is overvalued in real terms, we go lower because Fed can't pump anymore without causing runaway inflation, market will be flat for the next decade, dump into year end

[Anonymous No.55876359]

>>55876349
Cool, so $10 before the split? Sounds good with me

[Anonymous No.55876360]

NVDA slurpers doubling down

[Anonymous No.55876361]

>>55876349
Reverse split*

[Anonymous No.55876376]

Bros I overcooked my eggs a little bit. It's OVER.

[Anonymous No.55876379]

Also took my goog put gains and put them into qqq puts wish me luck

[Anonymous No.55876382]

>>55876290
PYPL is overvalued as long as it is still not saying "was" in the first paragraph of its Wikipedia page.

[Anonymous No.55876384]

>>55876283
>>55876333
Same.
I justify it as follows: many BTC holders are in my age cohort and are thus my competition for most things - the worse they do, the easier my competition is.

[Anonymous No.55876393]

>>55876382
H O T
. . .A
. .K
.E

[Anonymous No.55876407]

I'm now officially short the pilpul (oops meant PYPL!)

Elon is such a funny goy with his names!

[Anonymous No.55876411]

>>55876379
If it's green at market close, do you think next week is gonna be a green week? kinda odd that the market is pumping when there are no good news.

[Anonymous No.55876412]

>>55876313
LETF or ETF to short? I've never touched ftse or dax only china.
>>55876355
Lost decade like 1970's, what are you buying?

[Anonymous No.55876413]

>>55876283
I am happy to see a cheaper buy in and new cycle! I will only ever buy small amounts for fun and to keep my line and numbers moving over the weekends.

[Anonymous No.55876418]

>>55876379
You should have done that earlier this week lmao.

[Anonymous No.55876419]

>>55876384
I simply hate it cause it's a scam and a few made big money on the back of many idiots. You can say the same for the stockmarket, but there is at least something behind it.

Also how exponential crypto went makes it even worse.

>>55876376
That actually ruins them. I want the yolk to still be a little soft/fluid.

[Anonymous No.55876431]

>he chose this moment, the bottom of the channel, to short
lmao

[Anonymous No.55876437]

damnit i missed the top on SQQQ

[Anonymous No.55876438]

>>55876412
unironically gold if market crabs like the 70s lol I'm long shell and bti for equities

[Anonymous No.55876440]

>>55876419
Yeah, that was the idea. Sunny side up with chorizo, peppers, and onions on corn tortillas. I was going for that yolky grease mix to soak the tortillas.

[Anonymous No.55876453]

>>55876440
im a huevos rancheros man myself, but it's such an involved dish to make when i'm barely awake in the morning
last night i made loco moco, love the way the yolk drips and combines with the gravy and rice

[Anonymous No.55876458]

>>55876419
>I want the yolk to still be a little soft/fluid.

[Anonymous No.55876459]

>just zoom out bro
No I hit SHORT on PYPL because some 4channer is hoping it recovers from this bottom dead cat

[Anonymous No.55876466]

>>55876431
Sometimes when you short the bottom you learn it wasn't the bottom after all.

[Anonymous No.55876467]

>>55876440
I had a couple of pastor with cilantro and onion this morning. Shit was so greasy it turned the tortillas transparent. Damn they were good.

[Anonymous No.55876468]

wework (WE) is going to implement a flexible work from home solution as a major modification to its business plan just after the 1-to-40 reserve stock split

[Anonymous No.55876476]

I just bought PYPL because some 4channer said he's short on it.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55876477]

>>55876097
Holy shit what happened to AMRS?

[Anonymous No.55876478]

... and now that PAYPAL is in my bag of shorts, that makes me short a dozen and a half companies going into the weekend.

[Anonymous No.55876485]

I just bought an iron condor on pypl because anons are longing and shorting it

[Anonymous No.55876489]

>>55876344
i have 0 understanding of how any of these work

[Anonymous No.55876494]

>>55876440
Friday ruined

[Anonymous No.55876501]

>>55876453
I recently saw some dish of eggs poached in beans and I'm trying that this weekend.

>>55876467
Damn al pastor sounds good too.

[Anonymous No.55876506]

I just saved $40 at the grocery store

[Anonymous No.55876514]

>>55876458
It's still fuckin hot cause it boiled, it hasn't hardened though.

[Anonymous No.55876517]

>>55876485
BASED
we just circle jerked the money into the option writer's hands

[Anonymous No.55876524]

>>55876458
The heat of the egg cooks the bacteria.

[Anonymous No.55876530]

>>55876506
You can buy 2 shares of SOXL.

[Anonymous No.55876532]

>>55876467
Aughuguhuguhuhuh
>drooling

[Anonymous No.55876533]

>>55876506
I save like 50 or 60 bucks every trip cause I compound deals and coupons and stuff with the fact that I still get my employee discount even though I haven't worked there in 2 and a half years.

[Anonymous No.55876534]

>>55876412
BTC. It's the new gold, and it's a no-boomers club so they can't dump on us. BTC-as-risk-asset is statist cope

[Anonymous No.55876540]

.

[Anonymous No.55876548]

>WeWork? No, WeSplit. Meme Stock Files For 1-40 Reverse Split

[Anonymous No.55876549]

>>55876534
I'm a buyer at $100
Jokes aside I think bitcoin put in its yearly high. Spent the summer cashing out fat gains on my jpegs, will look at crypto again end of year

[Anonymous No.55876564]

>>55876468
Hah, there's one of these we work places in my area and it just sits there empty all day, every day, all year. That's what they get for creating an office space in a town of lazy unemployed schmucks

[Anonymous No.55876576]

Dang we went through the entire day without somebody sperging about

TRIPLE WITCHING
>TRIPLE WITCHING
TRIPLE WITCHING
>TRIPLE WITCHING
TRIPLE WITCHING
>TRIPLE WITCHING

[Anonymous No.55876577]

GOOOOBLEEEHHKAAAH

[Anonymous No.55876586]

>>55876576
Well, every day is opex day now.

[Anonymous No.55876587]

STOP SELLING QQQ YOU RETARDED FUCKS DON'T YOU REALIZE IT'S TRYING TO RALLY
LET IT FATTEN UP A BIT THEN SELL IT YOU ABSOLUTE IMBECILES

[Anonymous No.55876599]

>yell at the chart moar

[Anonymous No.55876611]

>>55876576
IT'S THE ZERO DTE OPTIONS
>JACKSON HOLE
IT'S THE ZERO DTE OPTIONS
>JACKSON HOLE
IT'S THE ZERO DTE OPTIONS
>JACKSON HOLE
IT'S THE ZERO DTE OPTIONS
>JACKSON HOLE
IT'S THE ZERO DTE OPTIONS
>JACKSON HOLE
IT'S THE ZERO DTE OPTIONS
>JACKSON HOLE
IT'S THE ZERO DTE OPTIONS
>JACKSON HOLE
IT'S THE ZERO DTE OPTIONS
>JACKSON HOLE
IT'S THE ZERO DTE OPTIONS
>JACKSON HOLE

[Anonymous No.55876623]

>>55875833

[Anonymous No.55876628]

>>55876576
>market closes flat on triple witching OPEX
is anyone really surprised anymore?
I think we've had completely flat 0.00% OPEX for the last 3 quarters in a row

[Anonymous No.55876656]

>>55876611
Voolatility for the VOOfags

[Anonymous No.55876660]

>>55876599
I CAN'T HELP IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE THIS RETARDED
THEY AREN'T EVEN LETTING IT HIT YESTERDAY'S LOW FOR FUCK'S SAKE
DON'T YOU FUCKERS REALIZE THAT IF YOU WAIT JUST A BIT, JUST A FEW MINUTES FOR THE RALLY YOU CAN SELL FOR MORE MONEY????

[Anonymous No.55876666]

>>55876489
Well if you are certain that you want to get into STOOKS and ETF invoosting, then you should go to the Robinhood Learn page and start reading articles to learn the basics. They have particularly good articles for the totally fresh noobtard. There are also tutorials in the app when you very first get started, and a Learn section in it, but the website without being logged in or getting to it from the Help Center has far more. There is no way around the fact that you need to do a lot of very basic reading if you do not understand the earlier post I made.

[Anonymous No.55876672]

>>55876506
Oh wow is that a new Peepo?!

[Anonymous No.55876675]

is making money skill based or luck based? ive been looking at charts for 3 years and im not sure.

[Anonymous No.55876684]

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN WHY ARE YOU KILLING THE RALLY YOU RETARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55876690]

>>55876675
Conviction based.

[Anonymous No.55876693]

>>55876675
yes

[Anonymous No.55876697]

>>55876675
It’s both. Like Poker. You can be a great Poker player, have a great hand and play it perfect, and you can still lose every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.55876715]

>up
>down
>sideways
>up
>up
>down
>down
>up
>down

[Anonymous No.55876723]

>>55876715
Based.

[Anonymous No.55876728]

daily reminder that we are CRASHING and there is no end in sight.

[Anonymous No.55876731]

>>55876466
That's when you drop TA in favour of FA and realise that PYPL has the same market cap as 6 years ago when it 3.1B revenue instead of 7.3B now.

[Anonymous No.55876734]

Sell every rally

You can't stop the selling

We are going to retest the 200 DMA and push down further still

[Anonymous No.55876741]

>>55876548
is this guy abo or pajeet?

[Anonymous No.55876745]

>>55876731
That's when you realize the market is all about sentiment and risk.

[Anonymous No.55876746]

>>55876728
doubt it.

[Anonymous No.55876753]

>>55876731
Oh okay so it's overvalued in today's market
>par trading multiplier has dropped from 20x a couple years ago to 4x and lower.
I can't believe it's still trading at 9x revenue

[Anonymous No.55876757]

>>55876741
standard pajeet

[Anonymous No.55876780]

>>55876728
https://youtu.be/tQbIG5-N1Lw

[Anonymous No.55876785]

>>55876131
>>55876325
Actually we might just trickle over the resis-

Dang it dropped below as I was typing this

[Anonymous No.55876789]

WE JUST ENTERED A NEW BULL CYCLE

[Anonymous No.55876795]

>>55876675
Keep it simple. Or become a boglehead.

[Anonymous No.55876797]

>>55876746
>doubts it

[Anonymous No.55876802]

yummy yummy dipperino

[Anonymous No.55876812]

My LABU is carrying my portfolio so hard rn

[Anonymous No.55876816]

>>55876795
Yeah, sell at 20th April and get heemed. 3 says sell BELOW moving average

[Anonymous No.55876824]

>>55876789
Double top, retard.

[Anonymous No.55876830]

Uh bros
Did nasdaq just give us an intraday double top

[Anonymous No.55876836]

>>55876795
good advice, thanks fren

[Anonymous No.55876840]

>>55876824
>>55876830
WEW

[Anonymous No.55876849]

>>55876816
My bad. It's not completely retard proof. Buy when crossing above moving average. Sell when crossing below. Does that make more sense to you?

[Anonymous No.55876854]

>>55876824
excuse me??? that's called an "M-shaped recovery"
new ATH soon, enjoy getting heemed

[Anonymous No.55876862]

slinky pattern

[Anonymous No.55876872]

>>55876812
Wrong direction!!

[Anonymous No.55876881]

>>55876854
>heemed
when did /sp/ start leaking here anyways?

[Anonymous No.55876896]

>>55876830
Let me check the heterosexual chart. Yep, sure as fuck dang did. It's almost as if the NASDAQ being fake and gay is a chicken that is coming home to roost.

[Anonymous No.55876900]

>>55876849
No, since 20th april would still not be worth the risk. of getting trapped and assblasted on the next gigapump

[Anonymous No.55876903]

>>55876881
lurk moar

[Anonymous No.55876908]

>>55876795
>>55876849
it makes zero sense. if you entry is at a point above MA and the price drops below entry and you sell for a loss.

if anything you would buy below MA because logically the MA should go up with time

[Anonymous No.55876915]

my stop loss was hit. im watching a few tickers now for shorting since the market is being a gay bobo

[Anonymous No.55876948]

>SPY - 0.15%
>GME + 0.90%

[Anonymous No.55876983]

>>55876294
Yes >>55876321
>>55876326
>>55876360
>>55876715
>>55876836
>>55876854

Ok you random cunts I exited TMC at $2.00, I should have exited the two days it was at 2.90.

I still made $40,000

I'm out of the gay ocean mining until April 2024.

[Anonymous No.55876994]

Is the dip over?

[Anonymous No.55876997]

>>55876948
>APE +2.51%

[Anonymous No.55877010]

>>55876908
>20x your initial investment in 10 years
>minimized entry/exit points
>literally just have to look at line to understand
>"well ackshually you're doing it wrong"
ok anon

[Anonymous No.55877012]

>>55876983
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55877014]

>>55876983
Glad to see you made some monies.

[Anonymous No.55877018]

>>55876948
Get back in your containment thread

[Anonymous No.55877026]

>>55876983
Nicely done. Are you looking at the same company for 2024 or someone else?

[Anonymous No.55877027]

>>55876983

[Anonymous No.55877038]

Lula is a based capitalist socialist
>we must pump oil to make money for green energy

[Anonymous No.55877062]

i find it very curious how slurpers have been nowhere to be found today, however they *somehow* popped up and went into overdrive to try and deny that blatant double top
they didn't buy into any rally attempt, why are they suddenly buying now?

[Anonymous No.55877079]

>>55876177
checked. with u brother for the long hold

[Anonymous No.55877080]

>>55877018
>>55877062
speaking of double top...

[Anonymous No.55877107]

>>55877080
Delet

[Anonymous No.55877116]

>>55876983
What the fuck are you talking about 2 dollars? That shit wasn't 2 dollars since july why the fuck are you just now posting about this?

[Anonymous No.55877117]

>>55877080
srsly tho how do you tell whether this is a cup and handle or a double top
t. doesn't know TA

[Anonymous No.55877123]

Burry has not apologized yet for apologizing so im quitting trading.

[Anonymous No.55877124]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.55877127]

>>55877080
Or a cup and handle.

[Anonymous No.55877155]

>>55877117
there is no such thing as a double top or a cup and handle.

you can see a thousand double tops in the chart if you know where to look, they mean jack shit.
that said, it can still dump

[Anonymous No.55877154]

Unfreindly reminder I could kick everyone's a*s itt

[Anonymous No.55877169]

>>55877124
gap filled. selling resumes.

[Anonymous No.55877170]

>>55877154
Not me bitch

[Anonymous No.55877172]

Qualcomm dip
Amazon dip
Meta dip
All will 3x in 5 years

[Anonymous No.55877177]

>>55876333
>>55876283
>>55876384
>>55876419
Nice to see fellow crypto haters in this thread. Their stupid "money" was never supposed to work. You can't go into a store and buy shit with it. You have to convert it into an actual currency. And they somehow think it will work. Not to mention how it was intended to be untraceable and off the grid, but the government has started regulating it. Kek.

[Anonymous No.55877183]

>>55876830
>>55877080
This is frustrating to see. I was gonna short spxl around 84 but my gut told me not to today.

[Anonymous No.55877190]

>>55877116
Because I have not been here since July. And my rebuys of .70 never hit.

[Anonymous No.55877199]

>>55877170
especially u

[Anonymous No.55877215]

>>55877177
Nigger I can buy Runescape membership and bullion with crypto. Not everyone likes Visa and Mastercard, fuckin boomer

[Anonymous No.55877228]

>>55877117
>how do you tell whether this is a cup and handle or a double top
the way i see it it's the size of the handle
a double top goes from the top all the way to the neckline, like a full "M", break of the neckline confirms it
a cup's handle shouldn't really go below 50-60% of the magnitude of the top that precedes it

[Anonymous No.55877235]

>>55877026
I don't like the market right now since about August I mean so I'm part of the cash gang. They have another ISA meeting in July of 2024 so if you buy TMC in April when it's low and the mining application get submitted in the July meeting like the Naru Government claims they will the stock will likely go up 300 to 500%

[Anonymous No.55877243]

>>55877215
>Can only buy 0.1% of things on the market directly with his fake money
Whatever helps you sleep at night, Raj.

[Anonymous No.55877265]

>>55877215
Lets see you cryptofaggots buy those currencies with no option of converting them back into FIAT currencies. Didnt think so. Everyone in crypto is in on the scam, because no one in their right mind isnt planning on cashing it all out in a real world currency one day.

[Anonymous No.55877270]

>>55877177
You can actually trace it way better. Seen several Coffeezilla vids about scams (cryptozoo etc) and seems not too hard to find out which wallet belongs to who etc.

[Anonymous No.55877278]

>>55877215
That's such a fuckin obvious bait, calling somebody boomer talking about a Runescape membership, fuck you

[Anonymous No.55877284]

>>55877215
With crypto, you get to pay transaction fees on top of conversion fees on top of convenience fees to make the same purchases that the rest of the world is getting 2% cashback for (covered by a hidden fee, admittedly, but one with no impact on visible price charged).

[Anonymous No.55877295]

listen here niggers

alex jones is saying that mid september we're getting the coronacircus 2.0, lockdowns and all that. this means that the fed will need to fire up the printers again

could this be the next major crash and then the next massive bullrun?

[Anonymous No.55877296]

>XLU/XLP best performing sectors

So it’s the recession playbook? I really don’t feel like autistically micromanaging swings. Will this portfolio be good for the next 3 months of autopilot?

20% XLU
20% XLP
20% big cap tech
20% gold/bonds
20% XLF

No high beta, no semiconductors, no commodities, no growth

[Anonymous No.55877302]

>>55877265
But I only plan to use the fiat for assets so it’s not much of a difference

[Anonymous No.55877303]

>>55877265
Yes, let's see the dollar unable to be coverted to other currencies and vice versa, dumb fuck. Crypto is a means of exchange that is not controlled by government regulations

[Anonymous No.55877323]

>>55877303
So what? Everyone speculates cryptocurrencies up against real world currencies because the former isnt a legal tender so who the fuck cares if its unregulated. Go collect rocks on the beach, those arent regulated either

[Anonymous No.55877325]

>>55877172
i want to buy leaps on these because I agree but they're expensive AF

[Anonymous No.55877337]

>>55877169
>waiting on stepbro to do laundry

[Anonymous No.55877338]

>>55877295
>unironic alex jones boomer
Day of the pillow WHEN

[Anonymous No.55877374]

>>55877295
With the economy of US and China both down in the dumps, I feel some Taiwan fiasco is more likely.

[Anonymous No.55877403]

>>55877303
>Crypto is a means of exchange that is not controlled by government regulations
The government can control and regulate whatever they want, including crypto. In fact, there already are plenty of regulations that have been made regarding crypto in particular relating to taxation.

[Anonymous No.55877418]

I'm going to keep slurping crypto miners as they go down

[Anonymous No.55877420]

>>55877265
I do not hold fiat, I only use it transitorily to trade with those who don't accept Money™ yet

-m2-
1970: $0.5T
1980: $1.5T
2000: $4.5T
2020: $15T
2023 $20.8T

Your shitcoin is going to zero, statist.

[Anonymous No.55877434]

/smg/ to arms! the cryptopits are breaking through!

[Anonymous No.55877445]

>>55875833
What is the best Bitcoin ETF

[Anonymous No.55877450]

>>55877434
unregulated securities are literal stocks these days. get used to it

[Anonymous No.55877452]

>>55877434
>>55877420
>>55877418
>>55877403
>>55877265
why are you niggers so mentally ill? Just use both, it isn't that hard.

[Anonymous No.55877454]

Fuck this nigger market reeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.55877456]

what is going on with DE?

[Anonymous No.55877457]

wait, people are unironically bullish?

[Anonymous No.55877469]

>>55877434
Get fucked nigger

[Anonymous No.55877470]

>>55877457
Yes

[Anonymous No.55877471]

>>55877456
They announced moon tractors wont be ready in time

[Anonymous No.55877472]

>>55877452
Your decision to backlink those posts in reverse chronological order irritates me

[Anonymous No.55877481]

>>55877457
Next week, after NVDA reports earnings and moons and takes the market with it, you will understand how retarded you are. And I will laugh.

[Anonymous No.55877489]

>>55877472
your decision to post an anime whore irritates me

[Anonymous No.55877491]

I seriously hope you guys aren't trying to pick stocks.

[Anonymous No.55877493]

>>55877434
More Bitcoins = More burgers

[Anonymous No.55877506]

>>55877481
Didn't one of you retards say we'd be green by 10:30

[Anonymous No.55877519]

>>55877493
So...this is the power of Bidenomics....

[Anonymous No.55877534]

>>55877493
Is it over for fast food?
It costs way more than making shit yourself, and it tastes worse, and it takes longer now since they can't get any workers

[Anonymous No.55877540]

>>55877519
Beautiful, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.55877550]

>>55877493
the debiconics are working

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55877553]

>>55877481
Based and likely how the next month will play out. I'm getting TSLA and QQQ month duration calls in prep for NVDA to carry the entire market up, they will print.

[Anonymous No.55877564]

>>55877493
Its over barby bros..

[Anonymous No.55877566]

>>55877434
The upward bias in the stock market is monetary debasement, BTC is just a purer short of fiat, without counterparty or liquidation risk, it's not an either or, it's complementary to actual investing (index "investing" is just an inferior fiat short, as all public companies go bankrupt in the limit)

[Anonymous No.55877569]

>>55877493
I knew the end times were coming when McDonal stopped sending out coupons for buy one get one free egg mcmuffins. Now at best they offer two for a small discount.

[Anonymous No.55877572]

Just paid my $2,450 credit card bill

[Anonymous No.55877573]

How can the IRS tell if I contribute 6k to more than one Roth IRA?

[Anonymous No.55877596]

>"This is the mother of all cycles."

>@RBLTSecurities
> analyst Hans Mosesmann thinks $NVDA's AI-fueled surge this year can still climb even further, raising his price target on the stock to a Street high of $800.

Yo wtf, Mosesmann, can the jews in the US even have MORE obvious names? This is getting absurd

[Anonymous No.55877598]

>>55877569
I remember when sausage biscuits were a buck, and they'd just give you a hash brown with it for free if you asked. I used to be able to buy breakfast for my entire office for under $10. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.55877600]

>triple top
uh oh

[Anonymous No.55877613]

>>55877572
Thats my goal in september. Blowing loads into asian pussies was worth it. Bacterial pneumoniae for half the trip was not.

[Anonymous No.55877618]

>>55877600
Grasping at literal straws. Look at the shit bears have to do to justify their retardation.

[Anonymous No.55877622]

Daily reminder that a stock that never pays a dividend is a Ponzi scheme.

[Anonymous No.55877624]

>>55877596
He meant to say 8000 a share. Post 1:10 split

[Anonymous No.55877627]

>>55877613
Oh, I pay mine off every month.
I guess that means I spent $2450 on useless shit between July 18 and today, lol

[Anonymous No.55877633]

>>55877573
They can't, but they'll buttfuck you if you ever get audited

[Anonymous No.55877640]

This move, this 8 points drop in mere minutes makes me think they'll drop this thing in the next hours to closing.

[Anonymous No.55877649]

NEW
>>55877637
THREAD

[Anonymous No.55877687]

>>55877573
They get a digital message from the custodial bank/firm that has your name and SSN along with contributions and other annual information. The reality is that the IRS knows your tax situation better than you yourself do.
They won't act on this immediately, but at some point they'll step in and fuck you over for all the gains proportional to those excess contributions along with 10% penalty, backtaxes, etc.

If you really want to evade taxes, you need to get your money outside the US ecosystem. You must keep it outside until you someday renounce citizenship.

[Anonymous No.55877704]

>>55877687
True for EU too. They asked my parents several times in the last 1-2 years for shit in 2015-2018. And it was about 10-20 euros or whatever laughable sum.

[Anonymous No.55877713]

>>55877569
for me it was years ago when they stopped giving BOGO McChikens for filling out receipt review surveys online.

[Anonymous No.55877733]

>>55877598
>$1 is cheap for sausage biscuits
I remember when every table in them had an ashtray.