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Bears were wrong last year and they're wrong again

No links for faggot bears

>> No.55874480

>>55874466
i love all you guys

>> No.55874481

>>55874466
terrible thread permabull faggot

>> No.55874483
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55874483

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.55874488

Baggot tier OP

>> No.55874491 [DELETED] 

>>55874466
FUCK THE FOLLOWING:
NIGGERS
TRANNIES
JEWS
SAND NIGGERS
JEWS AGAIN
BIDENOMICS
ASMB STOCK TRANNIES
BITCOIN
MUMUS PORTFOLIO

>> No.55874493

>>55874480
right back at you.

Green or Red
Jesus saves; God has a plan for you and it is good. Pray to him and ask him what it is.

>> No.55874495

will GUSH ever get to pre 2019 levels? give it to me straight bros

>> No.55874496

>>55874466
kill yourself

>> No.55874500

>he baked

>> No.55874501
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PUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPP

>> No.55874504

You'd think crashes get bad in the beginning at the top, but no it's ironically reversed, panic sets in lower.

>> No.55874505

>>55874491
Don’t forget TTOO jeets

>> No.55874506

>>55874495
>GUSH
this one is going to dump, target 135

>> No.55874507

>>55874491
BASED

>> No.55874508
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I genuinely cannot fucking believe this red cycle. It feels exactly like all the fud from last year but combined with some of the most retarded takes from all the way back in 2021. The /pol/ tier schizo babble about how the global economy is unironically going to collapse THIS TIME FOR SURE isn't just stupid because it's wrong, it's just entirely based on horseshit "news" generated by Market Makers to manipulate retail faggots. Two weeks of red every single day in a straight line down at open and on low volume is about as far away from an organic crash as you can get. Great job fags, you pushed everything into technical buy zones faster than ever.

>> No.55874509

My guess: we drop enough so as to piss off mumus but bobos still never cum. We dribble downwards for the next 2 years, classic stagflation but maybe a bit more painful. It's unclear what investments to be in for such a situation. I guess short the market but softly? Idk.

>> No.55874511

>>55874504
why do you think were starting to accelerate

>> No.55874512

wonder what the wall street kikes are cooking now

>> No.55874515

>>55874508
Buy for me, please.

>> No.55874516

>>55874508
>low volume
um what?

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reminder that oversold conditions can remain in oversold conditions

>> No.55874520

>>55874512
probably meth for hunter biden

>> No.55874524

>>55874512
they are cooking up some black swan news they already had in the freezer for years

>> No.55874528

>>55874509
>piss off mumus but bobos still never cum.
economics 101 in 2023 right here.

>> No.55874529

last call for the bulls, if you dont hop the bull train RIGHT NOW you deserve to be poor

>> No.55874531

>>55874516
Yesterday was particularly low volume on all kinds of major tickers that were red. I don't expect exuberant faggot retail bears to track that stuff though.

>>55874515
Oh I totally will, just like when I bought SOXL under 7 while you idiots were gnashing your teeth last year

>>55874517
>LOOK GUYS I POSTED IT AGAIN WITHOUT UPDATING IT XD

>> No.55874533
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55874533

BANK YOUR ITEMS!

>> No.55874534

I'm gonna bet on volatility. Historically, all the shit happens in September or October, and nobody is hedged. hence uvxy can only go up once the big lads are back from holiday

>> No.55874536
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We are entering terminal velocity

>> No.55874537

>>55874524
"jk lol! we're actually gonna go head and approve those Blackrock BTC ETF. I never said December!"

>> No.55874545

>>55874493
He says sell.

>> No.55874550

>>55874536
Lmao can you imagine seeing that and shorting? Jfc

>> No.55874556

>>55874531
what's your top options play and overall sentiment

>> No.55874559
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55874559

There he is

>> No.55874561

>>55874559
There he goes again!

>> No.55874563

>>55874536
Where find chart? Twitter account?

>> No.55874566

FDA now approves Ivermectin can be used to cure COVID.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAA

Holy shit /pol/ tards are always right... I wonder what else?

>> No.55874567

>>55874556
I don't play options because I'm not a retarded gambler. I'm long-term bullish in the realistic way since, y'know, that's how everything has literally always gone

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buythediphomies, yesterday we didnt slurp so good, but today its our turn to feast!

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This is it guys! This is le big crash! Evergrande is bankrupt and china is collapsing,!!

>> No.55874576

>>55874567
ok nigger

what is your top pick to stack during bear season

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55874577

>>55874566

>> No.55874579
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>>55874466

>> No.55874580
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>Mumus getting so butthurt they refuse to bake properly

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>>55874493
I ask him every night pa, I know one day he will respond. Until then I hope I will join our armed men and women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VizGm9nRVQg

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>>55874567
>not a retarded gambler
>just go the way things have always gone
cope and seethe bulltard, be sure never to adapt to changing market conditions and sit on your status quo. I'm sure you'll make tons of cash doing fuckall.

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>>55874480
I only love gookfu, but you're cool. I hope you have a nice day and a better weekend fren.

>> No.55874597

>>55874577
FACT CHECK!

Lol but they did...

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>>55874466
What's this pattern called? Looks like an obvious CUP AND HANDLE to me.

>> No.55874608

>>55874591
i mean just objectively over the course of ones life if they just bought the market every month for their entire life, in 30 years they would have a lot more money lol

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>>55874550
>muh RSI says we can't go any lower
we're not even 6% from the last top you bovine retard

>> No.55874610

>>55874576
I'm buying more SOXL since I'm long-term bullish on semis and want leverage, and the sector has received some of the most absurd fud in the last couple years while Big Money actually loads up on longs

>> No.55874611

>>55874264
DXY is failing to break out. 10y yields are falling.

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can you imagine if we retest the 200MA on the indexes and get to buy soxl under 15 again

>> No.55874629

Indian CEOs are the end of any growth of a company and the beginning of the plundering phase.
There is NO exception to this rule.

>> No.55874632

>>55874577
This has been reboonked actually

>> No.55874633

>>55874594
i dont need a tums after this post

>> No.55874638

>>55874629
Now it's the indian CEO's fault lol

Dot.com were also all indian ceo?

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>>55874594
*our* gookfu.

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>>55874629
Has a pajeet ever done anything in tech that can be categorized as sublime innovation? I'm talking something like the google backlinks algo or the early oculus prototypes. Serious question.

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55874645

Don't forget lads that the chart is clear once more.
Today we dump.

>> No.55874652

>>55874645
This hasn't been accurate since august 1st

>> No.55874655

sell everything and buy a fallout shelter before it's too late

>> No.55874661

>>55874644
the CEO isn't the developer, ffs.

>> No.55874665

>>55874643
bro i'm a greedy kike, i will not be sharing my gf with all of (you)

>> No.55874666

>>55874644>>55874661
>>55874638
It's a long play.
The Poos are put in very bullshit PR jobs as a deal from the american merchant-bureaucrats with the indian ones, in order for india to be the new cheap manufacturer of the american consumers, and also the buyer of the american public debts.This is done to dwarf the reliance on china as the economic support of the US.

this is why you dont see any chinese at top positions or even as wageslaving. Americans prefer to make indians the new bugmen.

>> No.55874669

How is the stock market crashing on literally no news?

>> No.55874672
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55874672

You Bought Puts Right Anon Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>55874643

>> No.55874681

>>55874669
>no news?
Bidenomics everyone

>> No.55874682

>>55874645
I hope the whole fucking market goes to shit, and this Bidenomics shit blows up in the face of the fucktards that made it. Sometimes you have to burn the whole fucker down and rebuild it to make it great again. So I'll endure as much pain as it takes for the next 12 months if it means we can have happy times again later.

>> No.55874683

>>55874661
Yes, but the best leaders are the ones who have at some point been true chads fighting through darkness of ignorance to create something great.

The original topic in question is if Indian CEOs just manage decline, which I think may be true, because as a culture they don't have that spark.

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>>55874669
No news...


...whatsoever??

>> No.55874690

Where are my fellow rational thinkers at? Can you fucking believe that we're back to retail dumbshits freaking out about China? How sad is it that so many people are so proudly ignorant that they would buy puts on stuff like NVDA at the beginning of a new tech cycle? I'd like to think that it's all just shilling to get prices lower but unfortunately people really are that retarded

>>55874669
Because retail faggots are reading headlines about LE BIG SHORT MAN while Big Money sells them puts. Just like last year.

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55874697

BAYN baggy for 8 years. Nothing else to add, hate the DAX too and Germs.

>> No.55874699

>>55874669
(((They))) write the news and are front running the future news in so when the news comes out it's already priced in retard. News = Noise

>> No.55874701

>>55874666
They also suspect chinese to be spies. They don't fear India as much as China.

>> No.55874706

I can catch this knife

>> No.55874709

>>55874669
The news is you were BAMBOOZLED into buying.

>> No.55874717
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SPY isn't going to crab like last friday right?

>> No.55874720
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>Appeals to rationality in the market
Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck

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>>55874717
Probably will it's opex.

>> No.55874726

Getting real tired of waking up to red every day

>> No.55874733
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>>55874726
Should have bought puts anon

>> No.55874734

>>55874466
I'm on this picture and i know where and when this was shot.
We started paypal there.

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55874741

Gotta update my chart real quick.

>> No.55874742

>>55874720
Markets only go up in the long-term unless the world fucking ends. The most rational play is unironically to be bullish.

>>55874726
Yeah gotta love those sudden straight line drops at 4am. Totally organic, nothing being manipulated here guise

>>55874733
And who do you think is selling those puts?

>> No.55874743

>>55874720
The market IS rational, you're just too dumb to understand it with your little peanut poop brain.

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just invest your money in ETFs bro it will get 7% per year bro it goes up forever bro

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>>55874682
>Bidenomics shit blows up in the face of the fucktards that made it.
You know that won't happen. There can be blood in the streets and the media will sell it as 'good news'. The average american is to brainwashed to notice or to brown to care.

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This might just be my worst month financially yet

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>>55874742
bro is straight up retarded

>straight line drops at 4am
funny I really don't see any straight drops at those times.

>who is selling the puts
better question is who gives a fuck where the puts come from so long as you can make money off them?

>> No.55874779

>>55874645
is there a website that can show me the colors of these quickly without having to look around for each one

>> No.55874783

>>55874726
it's over for real this time. Burry bet $1.6 billies on it

>> No.55874784
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT

>> No.55874787

>>55874742
Yeah I can agree that being a permabear is fucking retarded
However it's been profitable to be bearish the last few weeks and will continue to be so until trend says otherwiss

>> No.55874788

i love the chinese FUD today just as options expire kek

>> No.55874790

>>55874466
good morning. have a good day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq2ZqgmbFW8

>> No.55874794
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>>55874784
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.55874795

>>55874757
DON'T PISS IN MY FACE AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING MOTHERFUCKER.

>> No.55874796
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>>55874742
>>55874743
>UNIRONIC APPEALS TO RATIONALITY IN THE MARKET
OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK

>> No.55874799

As usual biz wrong yet again
I don't know why I even come here. Nonstop FUD

>> No.55874803

>>55874508
Denial/anger stage, prob denial

>> No.55874810
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55874810

Take your longs, divide them by 2.

>> No.55874816

>>55874799
Wrong about what

>> No.55874819

>>55874774
Spoken like a truly retarded retail bear. Keep buying Big Money's puts so they can push prices down and fuck you all over next week lmao

>>55874796
>UNIRONICALLY OKAY WITH HUGE NEGATIVE MOVES WITHOUT CORRESPONDING DATA
lol

>> No.55874822

screenshot. verification not needed.

>> No.55874824

>>55874746
>retard can’t think of periods of time longer than literally 2 weeks due to his absolutely obliterated attention span and 0 patience
ngmi

>> No.55874825

>>55874799
yeah wrong about what?

>> No.55874826

Scam pump
Then dump

>> No.55874828

>1000 points below moving average in dow
>dow at 6 month strong support
well if we arent green today it’s going to drop another 5%

>> No.55874831
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Bears is the way of the market. Always has been.
No such place as “the moon”
Only normies think as bulls, and the media knows this and acts accordingly
What goes up must come down
People will always fuck up. They don’t mean to, they just do.

>> No.55874832

>>55874466
This is what i imagine happens in my portfolio everytime I’m not looking

>> No.55874841

>>55874816
>>55874825
No massive dump. Just slightly down. Expect this to be corrected in an hour

>> No.55874842

It's funny how EU is even more over than the US, despite the single most important thing that crashed this shit was the US downgrade, lol. Absolute faggottier market, I will never not short this piece of shit. As long as I live I will always look for short opportunities on EU.

>> No.55874843
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WHEN WILL IT STOP

>> No.55874844
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55874844

The economy is resilient and strong. And make sure to get boosted.

>> No.55874849
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You guys ARE avoiding margin, right? You guys ARE waiting for the inevitable equities crash plus Fed rate cut scramble before levering up at the bottom with cheap debt, right? You guys ARE certainly not at 3x leverage paying 13% to your broker at the market top, RIGHT?

>> No.55874851

>>55874826
This but EVERY time

Everyone responsible for this shit market should be sent to the gas chambers

>> No.55874857

>>55874824
Zoom out to 10 years then look at money supply, interest rates, real productivity, real unemployment, treasury bonds, etc.

>> No.55874858

people are still not panic selling? lol, we have a LONG way to drop.

>> No.55874859

>>55874844
Wtf is
>wild health
???

>> No.55874861

>>55874841
You're not the brightest tool in the shed huh?

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>>55874720

>> No.55874868

I am officially all in on SOXL December 25c. How rich am I gonna be?

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>>55874849
I'm actually getting paid for shorting on margin, thanks for playing.

>> No.55874870

looking back is a waste of time, you have to adjust for interest rates, having low financial ratios relative to an era of low interest rates doesn't mean anything

>> No.55874872

>>55874858
based bear poster

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>>55874819
>my position is up 107.98%
>I'm retarded
lol
lmao even

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can we please crash already

>> No.55874879

>>55874508
I genuinely cannot fucking believe how far from the pulse of this economy your head is. it's like if the pulse was on your shoulders your head should be right there on your shoulders, however in your case your head is so far up your ass that your actually just sitting there on the pulse not even thinking of it.

>> No.55874878

>>55874849
Hey, cool it with the antisemitism

>> No.55874883

>>55874861
Well I make 250k annual. What's your gross smart guy?

>> No.55874885

How low do we think S&P is going today?

>> No.55874886

>>55874841
You mean like yesterday, where we pumped around 11, and dumped to new lows by end of day?

>> No.55874895

>>55874883
I made 300k annual

>> No.55874898

>>55874885
4350

>> No.55874899
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>> No.55874903

>>55874895
Post paystub

>> No.55874904
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55874904

I'm green. Thank you based Lockheed.

>> No.55874907
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>>55874885
433.01

>> No.55874908

>>55874622
do people actually buy this fridge art tier shit?

>> No.55874909

oct 2022 to july 2023 was a bear rally

>> No.55874910

>>55874903
Why should I?

>> No.55874911
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>>55874466
the bull trap is getting set up, watch biz/trads jump heads first

>> No.55874913

>>55874908
It's Louis voutton so of course dumb niggers she buying that garbage
Have you already forgotten the million dollar monkey pictures from the covid run?

>> No.55874914

>>55874908
Chinks buy anything with an inflated price tag and a recognised brand

>> No.55874915

>>55874910
Have fun buying my bags

>> No.55874918
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55874918

next week Nvidia earnings are on the menu
which one will it be? there is a large gap to fill...

>> No.55874919
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55874919

Guys, I'm really worried about the direction the market is going, maybe the bears are right?

>> No.55874921
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55874921

Can you fuckers buy already?

>> No.55874924

Can we please get a proper /SMG/ with links?

>> No.55874925

>>55874908
Uhh it's Basquiat you chud.

>> No.55874926

>>55874903
Who the hell gets pay stubs in thr current year? Some broke ass hourly wagie?

>> No.55874927

>>55874877
only if you let me suck your boobs, bocchi

>> No.55874930

FUCK YOU STOP DUMPING AND BOUNCE ALREADY IT'S HAPPENING SO FAST I CAN'T EVEN OPEN ANY SHORTS

>> No.55874931
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>>55874908
People buy all sorts of dumb shit.

>> No.55874938
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55874938

today's buyers are tomorrow's panic seller

>> No.55874939

>>55874924
there are links >>55874672

>> No.55874940

>>55874918
mumu is based on apu, while bobo is based on pepe
what did they mean by this?

>> No.55874946

>>55874919
I can only warn you so many times. You had your chance. SPY heading to 200 by the end of the year will be the best case scenario.

>> No.55874949

>>55874918
I have a feeling next week is going to go up to trap bulls into NVDA earnings

>cashed out GOOG put at 300%
Got another one that's all house money now

>> No.55874950
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55874950

quit selling you paper handed pussies

>> No.55874951

>>55874913
I always had this rule in my head, if it is sold in an airport duty free its a broke people who want to LARP as rich brand
so these are like high fashion for middle class people, what do actual rich people buy? Amazon basics shirts?

>> No.55874952

>>55874927
Dont talk about my wife like that

>> No.55874953
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55874953

>csco still pumping
This stock loves bad news.

>> No.55874956

>>55874926
You can buy my bags too. Thanks and no refunds

>> No.55874959

god I love bear posting so much

>> No.55874961
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55874961

>>55874908
lol, no, but what do you think about this? cop or not?

>> No.55874962

Hmm… should I close out my bullish positions on sofi?

>> No.55874973

>>55874951
wealthy people wear high quality, comfortable clothes that don't stand out or have brand advertisement on them, they have nothing to gain from people seeing their money

>> No.55874974
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>>55874918
i'll fill your gap buddy

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>>55874946
idk if we are going that low. But the market is going to shit and piss itself over interest rate staying higher for longer.

>> No.55874981
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55874981

I'm at ATH and just breached +300% YTD

>> No.55874985

It's again one of those days where nothing is happening, great.

>> No.55874987

>>55874885
Zoom out to 1993 SPY prices.

>> No.55874993

>>55874961
I don't mind the jacket too much, I like when they mix up the materials like that, the faux distressed frilly neck part looks shit though
the bag looks cumbersome and anti-utilitarian for the sake of it

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55874996

Face it. Semiconductors are sand in all but the name.

>> No.55874997

>PANW

holy shit

>> No.55874998

>>55874973
>they have nothing to gain from people seeing their money
And a lot to lose. Envy is a powerful force of evil and should be mitigated whenever it can't be avoided entirely.

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Two people commented on the amount of weight I was lifting today at the gym. And I went all cash yesterday. Feels good.

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55875007

Wheat bros stay winning
common /ZW W

>> No.55875013

How often does shit even go down throughout the market day, as opposed to overnight

>> No.55875014

>>55874993
The jacket is ok, no problem with that.
It's all about that bag.

But the jacket probably also costs 3-4k.

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>>55874985
Yeah definitely nothing happening and I'm definitely not making money by burning retards like IXF8PGmW

>> No.55875016

>>55874996
so the Saudis need to pivot from oil to semiconductor production with all that desert about

>> No.55875017 [DELETED] 
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55875017

>I hate the current administration because my orange jewish god was incompetent so the market must crash

>> No.55875018

sorry bobo the dump is over today
we bulltrap now

>> No.55875019
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55875019

>>55874918
>Nvidia earnings

Is that the one where they get caught lying and it still pumps?

>> No.55875020

>>55874951
It's shit poors buy to larp that they have money. High end fashion is an incredible scam
>hey dumb goyim pay this huge premium for my name so you can be a walking advertisement for my products

>> No.55875021

My bad I said green by 1030 yet here we are green already lol

>> No.55875024

>>55874999
SARA SAFARIIIIIIIIIII

>> No.55875025
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>>55874999
You could have gone short

>> No.55875026

one last dump to scare the bulls make the bears think they are in control

>> No.55875034

>>55875016
Nah too much camel poo. The sand comes from NC.

>> No.55875037

>>55875025
imagine the protein farts

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>>55875021
>

>> No.55875041

>>55874493
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

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55875042

Don't worry guys, the market will correct itself now that I bought SQQQ

>> No.55875043

>>55874999
>>55875025
I want a muscle mommy to hold me and make me feel safe

>> No.55875053

IM ABOUT TO GET RACIST UP IN THE MUTHAFUCKA

>> No.55875057

>>55875042
Thank you for your sacrifice

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>>55875025
I could have. But money markets are fine until we resume pumping.

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55875064

>>55874999
>>55875025

>> No.55875067

>>55874918
I dunno man, Alibaba bought $5bn worth of Nvidia chips and that's just a single company contributing to nearly half of the expected $11bn quarter. Saudi Arabia and the UAE have also openly said that they're buying tons of Nvidia chips. AMAT had great earnings. I don't think shorting is the logical play but it'll definitely be interesting to see.

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>>55875021
Wowowow look at that V

>> No.55875075

>>55875042
I unironically don't think it's that good of an idea right now with QQQ being so oversold
However it is true that lately shit has been going down very hard with barely any bounces for good entry so may as well buy whenever since we're heading for that 200 EMA

>> No.55875077

NVDA will hit $500 after earnings. This is financial advice. Checked

>> No.55875082

Thanks to my 2-4hour indicators I lost out on gains today, thanks indicators. Even the daily bamboozled me. Should have expected the worst. Always expect the best or worst outcome, the market will always want to test the extremes to see how it retarded it can go.

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I was kinda looking for a bounce around 430-431 to maybe do some 0dtes upon. Post lunch fds can be tasty.

>> No.55875091

>>55875070
Truly a v-shaped recovery (for bears)

>> No.55875092
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Well... getting heemed again

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>>55875060
There's always something worth shorting, but I guess this works too

>> No.55875097

wheres the amat guy
told you itd get sold off

>> No.55875103

>>55875067
Wow a couple billion more in revenue justifies the trillion dollar market cap. Ignore the safety of government bonds offering risk free 4%

>> No.55875105

>>55874996
All they are is silica in the wind.

>> No.55875106

>>55875070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

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>AMZN
lel

>>55875064

>> No.55875120

this selloff is just a false narrative being pushed by racist incel CHUDS

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>>55875092
Use the inverse chart and you'll feel better.

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55875133

predict market closing level

>> No.55875141

Ehm, Porsche bros?

>> No.55875143

>>55875133
-0.4% on the shit and piss 500

>> No.55875153

>>55875120
Only domestic terrorists own stocks. Donate that money to solve climate change right now you chudlodyte! You filthy incelibate creature!

>> No.55875179

>>55875133
bout tree fitdy

>> No.55875185

id sell off the entire market for a dom muscle mommy gf, fuck

>> No.55875193

Man this really is the worst /smg/ thread of all time

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>>55875133
-1% on the skeet & poop 500

>> No.55875199

>>55875193
you are the only constant

>> No.55875198
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you stupid niggers didn't listen

>> No.55875200

>>55875141
/smg/ is RACE territory. Porsche owners get out

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>>55875193
is this your first thread bro?

>> No.55875204

>>55875193
So far

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>>55875179
yeah.. yeah.. bout tree fiddy.

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>>55875193

>> No.55875224
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>PYPL green again
PYPL baggie bros, we touched the bottom, $90 EOY

>> No.55875231
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>>55875075
>QQQ being so oversold
>not even just some oversold
>but *so* oversold

>> No.55875233

>>55875193
It’s because Bobo’s are all midwits and always makes the same type of points.
>MUH BOND YIELDS
>MUH RANDOM NOTHINGBURGER OF THE WEEK
>THIS TIME ITS GOING TO BE A CRASH
>LOOK AT THIS LINE I DREW GUYS!! MY TECHNICAL ANALYSIS SAYS ITS STRAIGHT DOWN
Not only is it detached from reality 99 times out of 100, it’s also extremely boring. They did this shit last year all the time too. Even in October they were still doomposting after a massive correction.
>NOW WE CRASH FOR REAL GUYS
Notice how they were silent for a year.I am suprises there’s still so many with money left to gamble.

>> No.55875240

>>55875198
>All price targets well above current price, have been for months
>Entire countries rushing to buy billions worth of their chips
>Several whales selling shit tons of puts the week before earnings
>Earnings are almost assuredly a blowout
>Retail bears keep buying the puts
Come on man it's just a dumb bet at this point. Outright gambling to be bearish on that.

>> No.55875249

What is Warren J Blumppet buying during this small market correction?

>> No.55875250

>>55875233
This is why I'm getting calls, Bobo is like the chicken little who who cried wolf. He's always wrong and it's impossible for the wolves to be falling out of the sky.

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>>55874999
>>55875025
>>55875096
>3D pig disgusting.
The slup-a-renos are going to get btfo'd after lunch.

>> No.55875254

>>55875240
Price targets are so worthless. I promise you hedges don’t even release their actual estimate for what a stock will do in the next year, they release a version to the public that will encourage it to reach a target the quants set behind close doors. Price targets are worthless.

>> No.55875256

>>55875240
Gambling would imply there’s a chance. You’re just straight up giving away money buying NVDA puts right now.

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>semis are the future
>muh ai
>nobody uses routers anymore!
>Cisco’s ceo isn’t even a pajeet lmao
There are exactly two types of good posters on /smg/ bears and non yield chasing divvieboomers

>> No.55875265

>>55874999
>nose ring
>mystery meat mutt
>questionable dental hygiene

yeah, that's going be a hard pass from me my man

>> No.55875272

>>55875265
>mystery meat mutt
100% pure Persian phenotype (unironically)

>> No.55875276

TTOO finally green, still pending FDA approval but once it gets approved it's probably gonna be $1+
It even got to $.70 without any news

>> No.55875277

>>55875249
Unironically NVDA and AMD

>>55875256
Why don't they care?

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>>55875133
CSCO is closing above 55.50

>> No.55875288

>>55875276
Shut the fuck up stupid fucking baggie

>> No.55875295

>>55875288
I'm up 20%, not really a baggie innit

>> No.55875315

>>55875276
>without any news
*from sheer shill pump power

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You bought calls right anon?

>> No.55875335

Mods need to autoban TTOO I'm sick of hearing about jeet stocks

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i wanna buy mp calls being a brokie suuuxx

>> No.55875345

>>55875337
I'm thinking this is the last chance to sell puts if anybody has any

>> No.55875349

>>55875317
My calls are down -98% you dumb nigger faggot

>> No.55875375

>>55875349
no reason to call anyone dumb anon.

>> No.55875380

>GNS up 30% this morning
fuck I knew I should've bought

>> No.55875386

>>55875349
your boils on a steady decline too.

>> No.55875388

why are people so buttmad, we're only 5% down and its taken like a month to get here...

>> No.55875392
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i bet you all 1 runescape bond that MP has an insane week next week
>>55875345
that may be true for some things, and for others not o_O

>> No.55875393

>>55874859
everything is wildcat this and wildcat that in KY because it appeals to the community obsession with college basketball. Like how the shitcoiners name everything they do after popular media and memes

>> No.55875403

10:33 markets still red
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.55875407

do you think buying a few NVDA calls from here is a decent play? If they have a good earnings call (seems like it may be unlikely, based on AMD's poor performance) I could see it ripping for a bit before coming down.

>> No.55875409

>>55875388
Because the reasons people are giving for the decline are even more ridiculous than last year

>> No.55875410

BOTTOM IS IN ?

>> No.55875411

Skibbidy toilet

>> No.55875424
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I went long

>> No.55875426
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>>55875388
It's been a pretty gay market for like 2 years now.

>> No.55875427

>>55874999
that's a man

>> No.55875431

>>55875393
Thanks Rick Patino. I felt like he inspired the zealotry.

>606anon

>> No.55875433

>>55875426
where i can find her nudes?

>> No.55875439

When everybody's short, nobody is.

>> No.55875443
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I sold my puts and went long.

>> No.55875445

>>55875317
I LISTENED TO YOU AND NOW I LOST EVERYTHING!!! FUCK YOU!!!

>> No.55875446

>>55875427
Nah brah. It's a skibbidy toilet xD

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>>55875433
www.ark-invest.com

>> No.55875450

>>55875388
>we're only 5% down
option faggots are like more than 50%. i want to laugh but i'm in the same boat

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>>55875349
>[
hhahaha

>> No.55875459

It's every bit as bad as I said it was and it's going to only get worse. There is going to be a rapid fire release of bad news and devastation that will slip this market down at least another 10% from the levels we're at.

>> No.55875461

Skibbidy toilet says buy puts. Yes yes yes oobada uh uh bamakam boomshockaclkaaa let's fucking goooooooo

>> No.55875464

>>55875426
She's been publicly fucking people for years. You'll just have to accept the cfnm genre.

>> No.55875468

>>55875459
We probably will pump wens, even on bad news.

>> No.55875478

>>55875459
>bad news
Like what? Biden will just bail out the black people who took out loans to buy houses they couldn't afford.

>> No.55875481

>>55875464
I only accept skibbidy toilet moment

>> No.55875483

>>55875459
>>>/pol/

>> No.55875484
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MULN

>> No.55875493

>>55875468
>>55875478
>>55875483
>>55875484
Skibbidy toilet moment incoming. Flushing the toilet. FLUSH MARKET BAYBAYYYY WOOOO

>> No.55875496

>>55875447
cathy..

>> No.55875498

>>55875484
No. I fell for this meme stock once. Never again.

>> No.55875508

>>55875484
This makes more sense than most re(TA)es graphs

>> No.55875517

>>55875496
Skibbidy
>>55875498
>>55875459
>>55875455
>>55875450
>>55875447
>>55875433
>>55875439
>>55875443
>>55875445
Buy puts. Skibbidy toilet told ya. Oh yeahhh Gmod resurgence if teh early 2000s me me's cultured and related bois. Let's fucking do it

>> No.55875524

>>55875483
2 more weeks

>> No.55875525

>>55875517
Kill yourself zoomer scum

>> No.55875536

>>55875517
what the fuck

>> No.55875537
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55875537

Imagine convincing a 17 year old kid to take on a 250K of student loan at 4.5% interest to go to school to learn white man is bad, and you should cut your dick off. What a fucking racket. These libtards and their jewish handlers should be given free helicopter rides.

>> No.55875539

>>55875525
If you were in the skibbidy toilet I'd flush you and make ur momma watch while she suck my dingaling... My dingaling! Oooo ahh ahh!! Ooga boogs pretty women suck my dingaling xD

>> No.55875542
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BOIL getting much closer, but still not to the point of triggerin' muh SLURPARINO. I might buy a fractional token seed starter amount somewhere in this neighborhood, but am pretty sure it's still got some downside. The floors are having to be felt for again because this is the first time since the contract roll to Nov that we've hit any dropping.

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>Skibbidy toilet moment incoming. Flushing the toilet. FLUSH MARKET BAYBAYYYY WOOOO

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>>55875517
I have GMod but never got into it.

t. oldfag

>> No.55875549

>>55875539
Kek. I know you’re shitposting but I genuinely believe this is how Gen Alpha is going to communicate with each other.

>> No.55875558

GIMME SOMETHING FUN TO BUY TO CAP OFF THIS SHIT WEEK

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>>55875542
>UNP still waaayy too high above its gap up
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>55875478
did he? can't say I'm surprised, we all knew a bailout was coming.

>> No.55875568

>>55874508
>/pol/
/pol/ has been right about almost everything.

>> No.55875571

>>55875546
Skibbidy toilet and awesome gaming experiences AWAIT YOU! You must join us in making Vidya great again mah dude
>>55875543
I see we have our first haterrr. Flush market is real and someone's not ready for it xD

>> No.55875572

>>55875558
GALT

>> No.55875577

>>55875558
buy the next spxl dip

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I'm up 120% on my puts bought a week ago, wish I put my life savings into it, im probably going to be up 300% by the end of the month. Imagine quadrupling your networth in one month by being able to see the line going down.

>> No.55875584

>>55875566
this is literally the same as sub-prime mortgages it ends the same way.

>> No.55875594

>>55875582
>wish I put my life savings into it
this is a financially responsible poster who will never bankrupt himself

>> No.55875596

>>55875582
>im probably going to be up 300% by the end of the month.
buy signal

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THATS IT if this thing hits 19's im going long on margin and risking my pathetic STACKKKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d826Oi4-mz8

>> No.55875608

>>55875582
You are a true skibbidy warrior. Flush-halla awaits you brother! Skibbidy ooo ooo ahh skibbidy yes yes yes! Flush bros let's get this market down the piiiiiipesss!!!

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>>55875571
I'm more of a flight simulator kind of guy.

>> No.55875630

>>55875564
I don't yet understand how "gaps" work, but no matter how you slice all of that I am personally a NSC man.

>> No.55875636

>>55875584
yeah but now the banks & investors know about it and are actively pushing for some reason instead of 2008 where a lot of them were actually blindsided and suddenly rug pulled by the AAA being mixed with B-C tier nigger loans. What and why are they doing it for now so publicly?

>> No.55875649

>>55875631
>9/11s wall street
TAKE THAT YOU HEBREW SHITS

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>>55875630
tldr algos are more autistic than all of us combined and gaps fuck with their averages.

>> No.55875652

brb gotta take a shit. dont crash the market until im back.

>> No.55875658

This is where NVDA was almost when it popped on Monday last week. I may get an ITM call for SOXL. My theory is the same as it was last time, blood red week and NVDA will run up to its earnings. IV will stay high until after it pops either way, so I don’t think they will lose much value to that. Then I will sell prior to earnings. That’s the theory. Thoughts?

>> No.55875662

Someone make a new thread. Flush warriors need a new home base to spread the gospel. Title of new thread: FLUSH WARRIORS EDITION

>> No.55875668

>muh algos
do people still believe this shit when it's well known that the fed drove the markets for years?

>> No.55875670

>>55875658
Bidenomics

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>>55875649
Usually you either clip through or bounce off whatever it is you're trying to Osama. If I remember, I'll do a Wall St. adventure later tonight.

>> No.55875674

>>55875606
oh SHIIIIIIT SOROS CLOSED HIS PUTSSSS blackstone closed short dated puts GOO LOOOOOONGGGG HAIL MARrrrYyyyy

>> No.55875677

>>55875662
lol mad

>> No.55875689

>>55875677
It's okay. You can be a flush warrior someday. Keep poop stacking and no flushing in the meantime!

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>>55875517
My calls are doing well, your puts are dying

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>that gap up
Bobo???? Are your puts okay??? I fucking told you yesterday he would return to HEEM you.

>> No.55875716

>>55875697
I daytrade bucko xD. I analyze options order flow and naked price action. It's called swing trading. Look it up flushlet

>> No.55875722

>>55875716
>I daytrade bucko xD
Trust us. We know.

>> No.55875726

>I have a net worth of -$34,000

>> No.55875728

It was so obvious to not short EU. And I still did. I actually don't give a fuck anymore. fuck off

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>>55875716
>I daytrade bucko xD
I can tell

>> No.55875731

We max out 435.40, drop 433.70, pump 434.65, end day 432.90

>> No.55875735

Most unnatural recover in 20 minutes.

>> No.55875743

>>55875731
Screenshot this anti-flushers. I told you so

>> No.55875747

This is legitimately no market, this is one fuckin computer saying which direction it goes. There is no tug and pull or however you americans call it.

>> No.55875749

>>55875726
no need to brag about it

>> No.55875753

>>55875726
That's all you have to pay left on your mortgage, right?

>> No.55875754

Heya flush doubters. Say bye bye calls! Skibbidy yes yes yes

>> No.55875757

>>55875652
ok im back.

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>>55875653
How can they go about forcing what they want to happen for "correcting" it without the organic action overwhelming their capabilities?

>> No.55875765

>>55875731
How did you know?

>> No.55875766

>>55875729
>>55875722
Strongly suggesting you sell LOL noob

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>>55875766
Its mostly because you act and type like you're either a hyperactive child let loose without his medication or an idiot hyped up on coke.
Either way you sound like a moron who acts like he makes a ton of money but actually lives in his mother's closet.

>> No.55875790

Extremely good moment to buy PUT. PUTIS like heavy from tf2

>> No.55875791

>>55875747
>oy vey no you must understand our bloomberg terminals are important part of trading, we will rent them to you as a a subscription service for a small small price of multiple thousands of dollar per month goyim, you do want to succeed in the markets don't you?
>kvetch! Are you suggesting Aladdin is just a smokescreen for our insider trading schemes!? No no no you are mistaken, it is a highly confidential trading algorithm that uses cutting edge AI tech to merely estimate world trading patterns and events, trust us! What was that? You want to audit it? Well you see it is in the cloud, we don't have access to the hardware itself I promise! Anyway you need help with that global banking bailout?

>> No.55875806

can someone figure out good call leaps for ticker MP, i am options illiterate still i promise im trying to learn but im a lazy bones, some ITM long options are already down 15% today
i will only blame myself if they start to stink

>> No.55875810

>the last smg

>> No.55875811

Spy very overextended in this last leg up. Will make us drop further but higher dcb. Flush bros unite

>> No.55875822

>>55875810
It’s unironically over

>> No.55875826

>>55875787
1. He sounds broke
2. He sounds nuts
3. He actually seems to know what the fuck he's talking about though.

I'm with the schizo for once.

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>>55875811
Listen here whipper snapper. I've been doing this a long time. You missed the bottom, go long before you get introduced to the buck breaker 3000.

>webm related its the buck breaker 3000

>> No.55875837

New thread
>>55875833

>> No.55875841

And you notice that psychological thirst for 436 AND on the line. Perfect drop point

>> No.55875860

>>55875658
it's pretty much guarantee that NVDA will bet and give good guidance. you can just sell the day after

>> No.55875866

>>55875806
I’ve been watching this after you shills it. Thank god I didn’t buy it but I actually think it’s nearing a good entry soon. The problem is idk if the demand for Neodymium will be as high as it was the last few years for a long time. Might be better off just buying it.

>> No.55875877

>>55875860
IV will drop after, and quite frankly, it’s not really worth that risk.

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>>55875409
We've double topped on market/m2, we're going lower