/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55874466]

Bears were wrong last year and they're wrong again

No links for faggot bears

[Anonymous No.55874480]

>>55874466
i love all you guys

[Anonymous No.55874481]

>>55874466
terrible thread permabull faggot

[Anonymous No.55874483]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.55874488]

Baggot tier OP

[Anonymous No.55874491]

>>55874466
FUCK THE FOLLOWING:
NIGGERS
TRANNIES
JEWS
SAND NIGGERS
JEWS AGAIN
BIDENOMICS
ASMB STOCK TRANNIES
BITCOIN
MUMUS PORTFOLIO

[Anonymous No.55874493]

>>55874480
right back at you.

Green or Red
Jesus saves; God has a plan for you and it is good. Pray to him and ask him what it is.

[Anonymous No.55874495]

will GUSH ever get to pre 2019 levels? give it to me straight bros

[Anonymous No.55874496]

>>55874466
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.55874500]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55874501]

PUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.55874504]

You'd think crashes get bad in the beginning at the top, but no it's ironically reversed, panic sets in lower.

[Anonymous No.55874505]

>>55874491
Don’t forget TTOO jeets

[Anonymous No.55874506]

>>55874495
>GUSH
this one is going to dump, target 135

[Anonymous No.55874507]

>>55874491
BASED

[Anonymous No.55874508]

I genuinely cannot fucking believe this red cycle. It feels exactly like all the fud from last year but combined with some of the most retarded takes from all the way back in 2021. The /pol/ tier schizo babble about how the global economy is unironically going to collapse THIS TIME FOR SURE isn't just stupid because it's wrong, it's just entirely based on horseshit "news" generated by Market Makers to manipulate retail faggots. Two weeks of red every single day in a straight line down at open and on low volume is about as far away from an organic crash as you can get. Great job fags, you pushed everything into technical buy zones faster than ever.

[Anonymous No.55874509]

My guess: we drop enough so as to piss off mumus but bobos still never cum. We dribble downwards for the next 2 years, classic stagflation but maybe a bit more painful. It's unclear what investments to be in for such a situation. I guess short the market but softly? Idk.

[Anonymous No.55874511]

>>55874504
why do you think were starting to accelerate

[Anonymous No.55874512]

wonder what the wall street kikes are cooking now

[Anonymous No.55874515]

>>55874508
Buy for me, please.

[Anonymous No.55874516]

>>55874508
>low volume
um what?

[Anonymous No.55874517]

reminder that oversold conditions can remain in oversold conditions

[Anonymous No.55874520]

>>55874512
probably meth for hunter biden

[Anonymous No.55874524]

>>55874512
they are cooking up some black swan news they already had in the freezer for years

[Anonymous No.55874528]

>>55874509
>piss off mumus but bobos still never cum.
economics 101 in 2023 right here.

[Anonymous No.55874529]

last call for the bulls, if you dont hop the bull train RIGHT NOW you deserve to be poor

[Anonymous No.55874531]

>>55874516
Yesterday was particularly low volume on all kinds of major tickers that were red. I don't expect exuberant faggot retail bears to track that stuff though.

>>55874515
Oh I totally will, just like when I bought SOXL under 7 while you idiots were gnashing your teeth last year

>>55874517
>LOOK GUYS I POSTED IT AGAIN WITHOUT UPDATING IT XD

[Anonymous No.55874533]

BANK YOUR ITEMS!

[Anonymous No.55874534]

I'm gonna bet on volatility. Historically, all the shit happens in September or October, and nobody is hedged. hence uvxy can only go up once the big lads are back from holiday

[Anonymous No.55874536]

We are entering terminal velocity

[Anonymous No.55874537]

>>55874524
"jk lol! we're actually gonna go head and approve those Blackrock BTC ETF. I never said December!"

[Anonymous No.55874545]

>>55874493
He says sell.

[Anonymous No.55874550]

>>55874536
Lmao can you imagine seeing that and shorting? Jfc

[Anonymous No.55874556]

>>55874531
what's your top options play and overall sentiment

[Anonymous No.55874559]

There he is

[Anonymous No.55874561]

>>55874559
There he goes again!

[Anonymous No.55874563]

>>55874536
Where find chart? Twitter account?

[Anonymous No.55874566]

FDA now approves Ivermectin can be used to cure COVID.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAA

Holy shit /pol/ tards are always right... I wonder what else?

[Anonymous No.55874567]

>>55874556
I don't play options because I'm not a retarded gambler. I'm long-term bullish in the realistic way since, y'know, that's how everything has literally always gone

[Anonymous No.55874572]

buythediphomies, yesterday we didnt slurp so good, but today its our turn to feast!

[Anonymous No.55874574]

This is it guys! This is le big crash! Evergrande is bankrupt and china is collapsing,!!

[Anonymous No.55874576]

>>55874567
ok nigger

what is your top pick to stack during bear season

[Anonymous No.55874577]

>>55874566

[Frosty Glaucoma No.55874579]

>>55874466

[Anonymous No.55874580]

>Mumus getting so butthurt they refuse to bake properly

[Anonymous No.55874589]

>>55874493
I ask him every night pa, I know one day he will respond. Until then I hope I will join our armed men and women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VizGm9nRVQg

[Anonymous No.55874591]

>>55874567
>not a retarded gambler
>just go the way things have always gone
cope and seethe bulltard, be sure never to adapt to changing market conditions and sit on your status quo. I'm sure you'll make tons of cash doing fuckall.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55874594]

>>55874480
I only love gookfu, but you're cool. I hope you have a nice day and a better weekend fren.

[Anonymous No.55874597]

>>55874577
FACT CHECK!

Lol but they did...

[Anonymous No.55874607]

>>55874466
What's this pattern called? Looks like an obvious CUP AND HANDLE to me.

[Anonymous No.55874608]

>>55874591
i mean just objectively over the course of ones life if they just bought the market every month for their entire life, in 30 years they would have a lot more money lol

[Anonymous No.55874609]

>>55874550
>muh RSI says we can't go any lower
we're not even 6% from the last top you bovine retard

[Anonymous No.55874610]

>>55874576
I'm buying more SOXL since I'm long-term bullish on semis and want leverage, and the sector has received some of the most absurd fud in the last couple years while Big Money actually loads up on longs

[Anonymous No.55874611]

>>55874264
DXY is failing to break out. 10y yields are falling.

[Anonymous No.55874622]

[Anonymous No.55874623]

can you imagine if we retest the 200MA on the indexes and get to buy soxl under 15 again

[Anonymous No.55874629]

Indian CEOs are the end of any growth of a company and the beginning of the plundering phase.
There is NO exception to this rule.

[Anonymous No.55874632]

>>55874577
This has been reboonked actually

[Anonymous No.55874633]

>>55874594
i dont need a tums after this post

[Anonymous No.55874638]

>>55874629
Now it's the indian CEO's fault lol

Dot.com were also all indian ceo?

[Anonymous No.55874643]

>>55874594
*our* gookfu.

[Anonymous No.55874644]

>>55874629
Has a pajeet ever done anything in tech that can be categorized as sublime innovation? I'm talking something like the google backlinks algo or the early oculus prototypes. Serious question.

[Anonymous No.55874645]

Don't forget lads that the chart is clear once more.
Today we dump.

[Anonymous No.55874652]

>>55874645
This hasn't been accurate since august 1st

[Anonymous No.55874655]

sell everything and buy a fallout shelter before it's too late

[Anonymous No.55874661]

>>55874644
the CEO isn't the developer, ffs.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55874665]

>>55874643
bro i'm a greedy kike, i will not be sharing my gf with all of (you)

[Anonymous No.55874666]

>>55874644>>55874661
>>55874638
It's a long play.
The Poos are put in very bullshit PR jobs as a deal from the american merchant-bureaucrats with the indian ones, in order for india to be the new cheap manufacturer of the american consumers, and also the buyer of the american public debts.This is done to dwarf the reliance on china as the economic support of the US.

this is why you dont see any chinese at top positions or even as wageslaving. Americans prefer to make indians the new bugmen.

[Anonymous No.55874669]

How is the stock market crashing on literally no news?

[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.55874672]

You Bought Puts Right Anon Edition

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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
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>Charts:
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https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

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https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55874677]

>>55874643

[Anonymous No.55874681]

>>55874669
>no news?
Bidenomics everyone

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55874682]

>>55874645
I hope the whole fucking market goes to shit, and this Bidenomics shit blows up in the face of the fucktards that made it. Sometimes you have to burn the whole fucker down and rebuild it to make it great again. So I'll endure as much pain as it takes for the next 12 months if it means we can have happy times again later.

[Anonymous No.55874683]

>>55874661
Yes, but the best leaders are the ones who have at some point been true chads fighting through darkness of ignorance to create something great.

The original topic in question is if Indian CEOs just manage decline, which I think may be true, because as a culture they don't have that spark.

[Anonymous No.55874686]

>>55874669
No news...


...whatsoever??

[Anonymous No.55874690]

Where are my fellow rational thinkers at? Can you fucking believe that we're back to retail dumbshits freaking out about China? How sad is it that so many people are so proudly ignorant that they would buy puts on stuff like NVDA at the beginning of a new tech cycle? I'd like to think that it's all just shilling to get prices lower but unfortunately people really are that retarded

>>55874669
Because retail faggots are reading headlines about LE BIG SHORT MAN while Big Money sells them puts. Just like last year.

[Anonymous No.55874697]

BAYN baggy for 8 years. Nothing else to add, hate the DAX too and Germs.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55874699]

>>55874669
(((They))) write the news and are front running the future news in so when the news comes out it's already priced in retard. News = Noise

[Anonymous No.55874701]

>>55874666
They also suspect chinese to be spies. They don't fear India as much as China.

[Anonymous No.55874706]

I can catch this knife

[Anonymous No.55874709]

>>55874669
The news is you were BAMBOOZLED into buying.

[Anonymous No.55874717]

SPY isn't going to crab like last friday right?

[Anonymous No.55874720]

>Appeals to rationality in the market
Oh God oh fuck oh God oh fuck

[Anonymous No.55874721]

>>55874717
Probably will it's opex.

[Anonymous No.55874726]

Getting real tired of waking up to red every day

[Anonymous No.55874733]

>>55874726
Should have bought puts anon

[Anonymous No.55874734]

>>55874466
I'm on this picture and i know where and when this was shot.
We started paypal there.

[Anonymous No.55874741]

Gotta update my chart real quick.

[Anonymous No.55874742]

>>55874720
Markets only go up in the long-term unless the world fucking ends. The most rational play is unironically to be bullish.

>>55874726
Yeah gotta love those sudden straight line drops at 4am. Totally organic, nothing being manipulated here guise

>>55874733
And who do you think is selling those puts?

[Anonymous No.55874743]

>>55874720
The market IS rational, you're just too dumb to understand it with your little peanut poop brain.

[Anonymous No.55874746]

just invest your money in ETFs bro it will get 7% per year bro it goes up forever bro

[Anonymous No.55874757]

>>55874682
>Bidenomics shit blows up in the face of the fucktards that made it.
You know that won't happen. There can be blood in the streets and the media will sell it as 'good news'. The average american is to brainwashed to notice or to brown to care.

[Anonymous No.55874771]

This might just be my worst month financially yet

[Anonymous No.55874774]

>>55874742
bro is straight up retarded

>straight line drops at 4am
funny I really don't see any straight drops at those times.

>who is selling the puts
better question is who gives a fuck where the puts come from so long as you can make money off them?

[Anonymous No.55874779]

>>55874645
is there a website that can show me the colors of these quickly without having to look around for each one

[Anonymous No.55874783]

>>55874726
it's over for real this time. Burry bet $1.6 billies on it

[Anonymous No.55874784]

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[Anonymous No.55874786]

WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55874787]

>>55874742
Yeah I can agree that being a permabear is fucking retarded
However it's been profitable to be bearish the last few weeks and will continue to be so until trend says otherwiss

[Anonymous No.55874788]

i love the chinese FUD today just as options expire kek

[Anonymous No.55874790]

>>55874466
good morning. have a good day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq2ZqgmbFW8

[Anonymous No.55874794]

>>55874784
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55874795]

>>55874757
DON'T PISS IN MY FACE AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING MOTHERFUCKER.

[Anonymous No.55874796]

>>55874742
>>55874743
>UNIRONIC APPEALS TO RATIONALITY IN THE MARKET
OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.55874799]

As usual biz wrong yet again
I don't know why I even come here. Nonstop FUD

[Anonymous No.55874803]

>>55874508
Denial/anger stage, prob denial

[Anonymous No.55874810]

Take your longs, divide them by 2.

[Anonymous No.55874816]

>>55874799
Wrong about what

[Anonymous No.55874819]

>>55874774
Spoken like a truly retarded retail bear. Keep buying Big Money's puts so they can push prices down and fuck you all over next week lmao

>>55874796
>UNIRONICALLY OKAY WITH HUGE NEGATIVE MOVES WITHOUT CORRESPONDING DATA
lol

[Anonymous No.55874822]

screenshot. verification not needed.

[Anonymous No.55874824]

>>55874746
>retard can’t think of periods of time longer than literally 2 weeks due to his absolutely obliterated attention span and 0 patience
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55874825]

>>55874799
yeah wrong about what?

[Anonymous No.55874826]

Scam pump
Then dump

[Anonymous No.55874828]

>1000 points below moving average in dow
>dow at 6 month strong support
well if we arent green today it’s going to drop another 5%

[Anonymous No.55874831]

Bears is the way of the market. Always has been.
No such place as “the moon”
Only normies think as bulls, and the media knows this and acts accordingly
What goes up must come down
People will always fuck up. They don’t mean to, they just do.

[Anonymous No.55874832]

>>55874466
This is what i imagine happens in my portfolio everytime I’m not looking

[Anonymous No.55874841]

>>55874816
>>55874825
No massive dump. Just slightly down. Expect this to be corrected in an hour

[Anonymous No.55874842]

It's funny how EU is even more over than the US, despite the single most important thing that crashed this shit was the US downgrade, lol. Absolute faggottier market, I will never not short this piece of shit. As long as I live I will always look for short opportunities on EU.

[Anonymous No.55874843]

WHEN WILL IT STOP

[Anonymous No.55874844]

The economy is resilient and strong. And make sure to get boosted.

[Anonymous No.55874849]

You guys ARE avoiding margin, right? You guys ARE waiting for the inevitable equities crash plus Fed rate cut scramble before levering up at the bottom with cheap debt, right? You guys ARE certainly not at 3x leverage paying 13% to your broker at the market top, RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.55874851]

>>55874826
This but EVERY time

Everyone responsible for this shit market should be sent to the gas chambers

[Anonymous No.55874857]

>>55874824
Zoom out to 10 years then look at money supply, interest rates, real productivity, real unemployment, treasury bonds, etc.

[Anonymous No.55874858]

people are still not panic selling? lol, we have a LONG way to drop.

[Anonymous No.55874859]

>>55874844
Wtf is
>wild health
???

[Anonymous No.55874861]

>>55874841
You're not the brightest tool in the shed huh?

[Anonymous No.55874866]

>>55874720

[Anonymous No.55874868]

I am officially all in on SOXL December 25c. How rich am I gonna be?

[Anonymous No.55874871]

>>55874849
I'm actually getting paid for shorting on margin, thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.55874870]

looking back is a waste of time, you have to adjust for interest rates, having low financial ratios relative to an era of low interest rates doesn't mean anything

[Anonymous No.55874872]

>>55874858
based bear poster

[Anonymous No.55874874]

>>55874819
>my position is up 107.98%
>I'm retarded
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.55874877]

can we please crash already

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55874879]

>>55874508
I genuinely cannot fucking believe how far from the pulse of this economy your head is. it's like if the pulse was on your shoulders your head should be right there on your shoulders, however in your case your head is so far up your ass that your actually just sitting there on the pulse not even thinking of it.

[Anonymous No.55874878]

>>55874849
Hey, cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.55874883]

>>55874861
Well I make 250k annual. What's your gross smart guy?

[Anonymous No.55874885]

How low do we think S&P is going today?

[Anonymous No.55874886]

>>55874841
You mean like yesterday, where we pumped around 11, and dumped to new lows by end of day?

[Anonymous No.55874895]

>>55874883
I made 300k annual

[Anonymous No.55874898]

>>55874885
4350

[Anonymous No.55874899]

[Anonymous No.55874903]

>>55874895
Post paystub

[Anonymous No.55874904]

I'm green. Thank you based Lockheed.

[Anonymous No.55874907]

>>55874885
433.01

[Anonymous No.55874908]

>>55874622
do people actually buy this fridge art tier shit?

[Anonymous No.55874909]

oct 2022 to july 2023 was a bear rally

[Anonymous No.55874910]

>>55874903
Why should I?

[Anonymous No.55874911]

>>55874466
the bull trap is getting set up, watch biz/trads jump heads first

[Anonymous No.55874913]

>>55874908
It's Louis voutton so of course dumb niggers she buying that garbage
Have you already forgotten the million dollar monkey pictures from the covid run?

[Anonymous No.55874914]

>>55874908
Chinks buy anything with an inflated price tag and a recognised brand

[Anonymous No.55874915]

>>55874910
Have fun buying my bags

[Anonymous No.55874918]

next week Nvidia earnings are on the menu
which one will it be? there is a large gap to fill...

[Anonymous No.55874919]

Guys, I'm really worried about the direction the market is going, maybe the bears are right?

[Anonymous No.55874921]

Can you fuckers buy already?

[Anonymous No.55874924]

Can we please get a proper /SMG/ with links?

[Anonymous No.55874925]

>>55874908
Uhh it's Basquiat you chud.

[Anonymous No.55874926]

>>55874903
Who the hell gets pay stubs in thr current year? Some broke ass hourly wagie?

[Anonymous No.55874927]

>>55874877
only if you let me suck your boobs, bocchi

[Anonymous No.55874930]

FUCK YOU STOP DUMPING AND BOUNCE ALREADY IT'S HAPPENING SO FAST I CAN'T EVEN OPEN ANY SHORTS

[Anonymous No.55874931]

>>55874908
People buy all sorts of dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.55874938]

today's buyers are tomorrow's panic seller

[Anonymous No.55874939]

>>55874924
there are links >>55874672

[Anonymous No.55874940]

>>55874918
mumu is based on apu, while bobo is based on pepe
what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.55874946]

>>55874919
I can only warn you so many times. You had your chance. SPY heading to 200 by the end of the year will be the best case scenario.

[Anonymous No.55874949]

>>55874918
I have a feeling next week is going to go up to trap bulls into NVDA earnings

>cashed out GOOG put at 300%
Got another one that's all house money now

[Anonymous No.55874950]

quit selling you paper handed pussies

[Anonymous No.55874951]

>>55874913
I always had this rule in my head, if it is sold in an airport duty free its a broke people who want to LARP as rich brand
so these are like high fashion for middle class people, what do actual rich people buy? Amazon basics shirts?

[Anonymous No.55874952]

>>55874927
Dont talk about my wife like that

[Anonymous No.55874953]

>csco still pumping
This stock loves bad news.

[Anonymous No.55874956]

>>55874926
You can buy my bags too. Thanks and no refunds

[Anonymous No.55874959]

god I love bear posting so much

[Anonymous No.55874961]

>>55874908
lol, no, but what do you think about this? cop or not?

[Anonymous No.55874962]

Hmm… should I close out my bullish positions on sofi?

[Anonymous No.55874973]

>>55874951
wealthy people wear high quality, comfortable clothes that don't stand out or have brand advertisement on them, they have nothing to gain from people seeing their money

[Anonymous No.55874974]

>>55874918
i'll fill your gap buddy

[Anonymous No.55874978]

>>55874946
idk if we are going that low. But the market is going to shit and piss itself over interest rate staying higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.55874981]

I'm at ATH and just breached +300% YTD

[Anonymous No.55874985]

It's again one of those days where nothing is happening, great.

[Anonymous No.55874987]

>>55874885
Zoom out to 1993 SPY prices.

[Anonymous No.55874993]

>>55874961
I don't mind the jacket too much, I like when they mix up the materials like that, the faux distressed frilly neck part looks shit though
the bag looks cumbersome and anti-utilitarian for the sake of it

[Anonymous No.55874996]

Face it. Semiconductors are sand in all but the name.

[Anonymous No.55874997]

>PANW

holy shit

[Anonymous No.55874998]

>>55874973
>they have nothing to gain from people seeing their money
And a lot to lose. Envy is a powerful force of evil and should be mitigated whenever it can't be avoided entirely.

[Anonymous No.55874999]

Two people commented on the amount of weight I was lifting today at the gym. And I went all cash yesterday. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.55875007]

Wheat bros stay winning
common /ZW W

[Anonymous No.55875013]

How often does shit even go down throughout the market day, as opposed to overnight

[Anonymous No.55875014]

>>55874993
The jacket is ok, no problem with that.
It's all about that bag.

But the jacket probably also costs 3-4k.

[Anonymous No.55875015]

>>55874985
Yeah definitely nothing happening and I'm definitely not making money by burning retards like IXF8PGmW

[Anonymous No.55875016]

>>55874996
so the Saudis need to pivot from oil to semiconductor production with all that desert about

[Anonymous No.55875017]

>I hate the current administration because my orange jewish god was incompetent so the market must crash

[Anonymous No.55875018]

sorry bobo the dump is over today
we bulltrap now

[Anonymous No.55875019]

>>55874918
>Nvidia earnings

Is that the one where they get caught lying and it still pumps?

[Anonymous No.55875020]

>>55874951
It's shit poors buy to larp that they have money. High end fashion is an incredible scam
>hey dumb goyim pay this huge premium for my name so you can be a walking advertisement for my products

[Anonymous No.55875021]

My bad I said green by 1030 yet here we are green already lol

[Anonymous No.55875024]

>>55874999
SARA SAFARIIIIIIIIIII

[Anonymous No.55875025]

>>55874999
You could have gone short

[Anonymous No.55875026]

one last dump to scare the bulls make the bears think they are in control

[Anonymous No.55875034]

>>55875016
Nah too much camel poo. The sand comes from NC.

[Anonymous No.55875037]

>>55875025
imagine the protein farts

[Anonymous No.55875040]

>>55875021
>

[Anonymous No.55875041]

>>55874493
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.55875042]

Don't worry guys, the market will correct itself now that I bought SQQQ

[Anonymous No.55875043]

>>55874999
>>55875025
I want a muscle mommy to hold me and make me feel safe

[Anonymous No.55875053]

IM ABOUT TO GET RACIST UP IN THE MUTHAFUCKA

[Anonymous No.55875057]

>>55875042
Thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.55875060]

>>55875025
I could have. But money markets are fine until we resume pumping.

[Anonymous No.55875064]

>>55874999
>>55875025

[Anonymous No.55875067]

>>55874918
I dunno man, Alibaba bought $5bn worth of Nvidia chips and that's just a single company contributing to nearly half of the expected $11bn quarter. Saudi Arabia and the UAE have also openly said that they're buying tons of Nvidia chips. AMAT had great earnings. I don't think shorting is the logical play but it'll definitely be interesting to see.

[Anonymous No.55875070]

>>55875021
Wowowow look at that V

[Anonymous No.55875075]

>>55875042
I unironically don't think it's that good of an idea right now with QQQ being so oversold
However it is true that lately shit has been going down very hard with barely any bounces for good entry so may as well buy whenever since we're heading for that 200 EMA

[Anonymous No.55875077]

NVDA will hit $500 after earnings. This is financial advice. Checked

[Anonymous No.55875082]

Thanks to my 2-4hour indicators I lost out on gains today, thanks indicators. Even the daily bamboozled me. Should have expected the worst. Always expect the best or worst outcome, the market will always want to test the extremes to see how it retarded it can go.

[Anonymous No.55875084]

I was kinda looking for a bounce around 430-431 to maybe do some 0dtes upon. Post lunch fds can be tasty.

[Anonymous No.55875091]

>>55875070
Truly a v-shaped recovery (for bears)

[Anonymous No.55875092]

Well... getting heemed again

[Anonymous No.55875096]

>>55875060
There's always something worth shorting, but I guess this works too

[Anonymous No.55875097]

wheres the amat guy
told you itd get sold off

[Anonymous No.55875103]

>>55875067
Wow a couple billion more in revenue justifies the trillion dollar market cap. Ignore the safety of government bonds offering risk free 4%

[Anonymous No.55875105]

>>55874996
All they are is silica in the wind.

[Anonymous No.55875106]

>>55875070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

[Anonymous No.55875111]

>AMZN
lel

>>55875064

[Anonymous No.55875120]

this selloff is just a false narrative being pushed by racist incel CHUDS

[Anonymous No.55875121]

>>55875092
Use the inverse chart and you'll feel better.

[Anonymous No.55875133]

predict market closing level

[Anonymous No.55875141]

Ehm, Porsche bros?

[Anonymous No.55875143]

>>55875133
-0.4% on the shit and piss 500

[Anonymous No.55875153]

>>55875120
Only domestic terrorists own stocks. Donate that money to solve climate change right now you chudlodyte! You filthy incelibate creature!

[Anonymous No.55875179]

>>55875133
bout tree fitdy

[Anonymous No.55875185]

id sell off the entire market for a dom muscle mommy gf, fuck

[Anonymous No.55875193]

Man this really is the worst /smg/ thread of all time

[Anonymous No.55875195]

>>55875133
-1% on the skeet & poop 500

[Anonymous No.55875199]

>>55875193
you are the only constant

[Anonymous No.55875198]

you stupid niggers didn't listen

[Anonymous No.55875200]

>>55875141
/smg/ is RACE territory. Porsche owners get out

[Anonymous No.55875203]

>>55875193
is this your first thread bro?

[Anonymous No.55875204]

>>55875193
So far

[Anonymous No.55875206]

>>55875179
yeah.. yeah.. bout tree fiddy.

[Anonymous No.55875211]

>>55875193

[Anonymous No.55875224]

>PYPL green again
PYPL baggie bros, we touched the bottom, $90 EOY

[Anonymous No.55875231]

>>55875075
>QQQ being so oversold
>not even just some oversold
>but *so* oversold

[Anonymous No.55875233]

>>55875193
It’s because Bobo’s are all midwits and always makes the same type of points.
>MUH BOND YIELDS
>MUH RANDOM NOTHINGBURGER OF THE WEEK
>THIS TIME ITS GOING TO BE A CRASH
>LOOK AT THIS LINE I DREW GUYS!! MY TECHNICAL ANALYSIS SAYS ITS STRAIGHT DOWN
Not only is it detached from reality 99 times out of 100, it’s also extremely boring. They did this shit last year all the time too. Even in October they were still doomposting after a massive correction.
>NOW WE CRASH FOR REAL GUYS
Notice how they were silent for a year.I am suprises there’s still so many with money left to gamble.

[Anonymous No.55875240]

>>55875198
>All price targets well above current price, have been for months
>Entire countries rushing to buy billions worth of their chips
>Several whales selling shit tons of puts the week before earnings
>Earnings are almost assuredly a blowout
>Retail bears keep buying the puts
Come on man it's just a dumb bet at this point. Outright gambling to be bearish on that.

[Anonymous No.55875249]

What is Warren J Blumppet buying during this small market correction?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55875250]

>>55875233
This is why I'm getting calls, Bobo is like the chicken little who who cried wolf. He's always wrong and it's impossible for the wolves to be falling out of the sky.

[Anonymous No.55875252]

>>55874999
>>55875025
>>55875096
>3D pig disgusting.
The slup-a-renos are going to get btfo'd after lunch.

[Anonymous No.55875254]

>>55875240
Price targets are so worthless. I promise you hedges don’t even release their actual estimate for what a stock will do in the next year, they release a version to the public that will encourage it to reach a target the quants set behind close doors. Price targets are worthless.

[Anonymous No.55875256]

>>55875240
Gambling would imply there’s a chance. You’re just straight up giving away money buying NVDA puts right now.

[Anonymous No.55875261]

>semis are the future
>muh ai
>nobody uses routers anymore!
>Cisco’s ceo isn’t even a pajeet lmao
There are exactly two types of good posters on /smg/ bears and non yield chasing divvieboomers

[Anonymous No.55875265]

>>55874999
>nose ring
>mystery meat mutt
>questionable dental hygiene

yeah, that's going be a hard pass from me my man

[Anonymous No.55875272]

>>55875265
>mystery meat mutt
100% pure Persian phenotype (unironically)

[Anonymous No.55875276]

TTOO finally green, still pending FDA approval but once it gets approved it's probably gonna be $1+
It even got to $.70 without any news

[Anonymous No.55875277]

>>55875249
Unironically NVDA and AMD

>>55875256
Why don't they care?

[Anonymous No.55875282]

>>55875133
CSCO is closing above 55.50

[Anonymous No.55875288]

>>55875276
Shut the fuck up stupid fucking baggie

[Anonymous No.55875295]

>>55875288
I'm up 20%, not really a baggie innit

[Anonymous No.55875315]

>>55875276
>without any news
*from sheer shill pump power

[Anonymous No.55875317]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55875335]

Mods need to autoban TTOO I'm sick of hearing about jeet stocks

[Anonymous No.55875337]

i wanna buy mp calls being a brokie suuuxx

[Anonymous No.55875345]

>>55875337
I'm thinking this is the last chance to sell puts if anybody has any

[Anonymous No.55875349]

>>55875317
My calls are down -98% you dumb nigger faggot

[Anonymous No.55875375]

>>55875349
no reason to call anyone dumb anon.

[Anonymous No.55875380]

>GNS up 30% this morning
fuck I knew I should've bought

[Anonymous No.55875386]

>>55875349
your boils on a steady decline too.

[Anonymous No.55875388]

why are people so buttmad, we're only 5% down and its taken like a month to get here...

[Anonymous No.55875392]

i bet you all 1 runescape bond that MP has an insane week next week
>>55875345
that may be true for some things, and for others not o_O

[Anonymous No.55875393]

>>55874859
everything is wildcat this and wildcat that in KY because it appeals to the community obsession with college basketball. Like how the shitcoiners name everything they do after popular media and memes

[Anonymous No.55875403]

10:33 markets still red
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.55875407]

do you think buying a few NVDA calls from here is a decent play? If they have a good earnings call (seems like it may be unlikely, based on AMD's poor performance) I could see it ripping for a bit before coming down.

[Anonymous No.55875409]

>>55875388
Because the reasons people are giving for the decline are even more ridiculous than last year

[Anonymous No.55875410]

BOTTOM IS IN ?

[Anonymous No.55875411]

Skibbidy toilet

[Anonymous No.55875424]

I went long

[Anonymous No.55875426]

>>55875388
It's been a pretty gay market for like 2 years now.

[Anonymous No.55875427]

>>55874999
that's a man

[Anonymous No.55875431]

>>55875393
Thanks Rick Patino. I felt like he inspired the zealotry.

>606anon

[Anonymous No.55875433]

>>55875426
where i can find her nudes?

[Anonymous No.55875439]

When everybody's short, nobody is.

[Anonymous No.55875443]

I sold my puts and went long.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55875445]

>>55875317
I LISTENED TO YOU AND NOW I LOST EVERYTHING!!! FUCK YOU!!!

[Anonymous No.55875446]

>>55875427
Nah brah. It's a skibbidy toilet xD

[Anonymous No.55875447]

>>55875433
www.ark-invest.com

[Anonymous No.55875450]

>>55875388
>we're only 5% down
option faggots are like more than 50%. i want to laugh but i'm in the same boat

[Anonymous No.55875455]

>>55875349
>[
hhahaha

[Anonymous No.55875459]

It's every bit as bad as I said it was and it's going to only get worse. There is going to be a rapid fire release of bad news and devastation that will slip this market down at least another 10% from the levels we're at.

[Anonymous No.55875461]

Skibbidy toilet says buy puts. Yes yes yes oobada uh uh bamakam boomshockaclkaaa let's fucking goooooooo

[Anonymous No.55875464]

>>55875426
She's been publicly fucking people for years. You'll just have to accept the cfnm genre.

[Anonymous No.55875468]

>>55875459
We probably will pump wens, even on bad news.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55875478]

>>55875459
>bad news
Like what? Biden will just bail out the black people who took out loans to buy houses they couldn't afford.

[Anonymous No.55875481]

>>55875464
I only accept skibbidy toilet moment

[Anonymous No.55875483]

>>55875459
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.55875484]

MULN

[Anonymous No.55875493]

>>55875468
>>55875478
>>55875483
>>55875484
Skibbidy toilet moment incoming. Flushing the toilet. FLUSH MARKET BAYBAYYYY WOOOO

[Anonymous No.55875496]

>>55875447
cathy..

[Anonymous No.55875498]

>>55875484
No. I fell for this meme stock once. Never again.

[Anonymous No.55875508]

>>55875484
This makes more sense than most re(TA)es graphs

[Anonymous No.55875517]

>>55875496
Skibbidy
>>55875498
>>55875459
>>55875455
>>55875450
>>55875447
>>55875433
>>55875439
>>55875443
>>55875445
Buy puts. Skibbidy toilet told ya. Oh yeahhh Gmod resurgence if teh early 2000s me me's cultured and related bois. Let's fucking do it

[Anonymous No.55875524]

>>55875483
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.55875525]

>>55875517
Kill yourself zoomer scum

[Anonymous No.55875536]

>>55875517
what the fuck

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55875537]

Imagine convincing a 17 year old kid to take on a 250K of student loan at 4.5% interest to go to school to learn white man is bad, and you should cut your dick off. What a fucking racket. These libtards and their jewish handlers should be given free helicopter rides.

[Anonymous No.55875539]

>>55875525
If you were in the skibbidy toilet I'd flush you and make ur momma watch while she suck my dingaling... My dingaling! Oooo ahh ahh!! Ooga boogs pretty women suck my dingaling xD

[Anonymous No.55875542]

BOIL getting much closer, but still not to the point of triggerin' muh SLURPARINO. I might buy a fractional token seed starter amount somewhere in this neighborhood, but am pretty sure it's still got some downside. The floors are having to be felt for again because this is the first time since the contract roll to Nov that we've hit any dropping.

[Anonymous No.55875543]

>Skibbidy toilet moment incoming. Flushing the toilet. FLUSH MARKET BAYBAYYYY WOOOO

[Anonymous No.55875546]

>>55875517
I have GMod but never got into it.

t. oldfag

[Anonymous No.55875549]

>>55875539
Kek. I know you’re shitposting but I genuinely believe this is how Gen Alpha is going to communicate with each other.

[Anonymous No.55875558]

GIMME SOMETHING FUN TO BUY TO CAP OFF THIS SHIT WEEK

[Anonymous No.55875564]

>>55875542
>UNP still waaayy too high above its gap up
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55875566]

>>55875478
did he? can't say I'm surprised, we all knew a bailout was coming.

[Anonymous No.55875568]

>>55874508
>/pol/
/pol/ has been right about almost everything.

[Anonymous No.55875571]

>>55875546
Skibbidy toilet and awesome gaming experiences AWAIT YOU! You must join us in making Vidya great again mah dude
>>55875543
I see we have our first haterrr. Flush market is real and someone's not ready for it xD

[Anonymous No.55875572]

>>55875558
GALT

[Anonymous No.55875577]

>>55875558
buy the next spxl dip

[Anonymous No.55875582]

I'm up 120% on my puts bought a week ago, wish I put my life savings into it, im probably going to be up 300% by the end of the month. Imagine quadrupling your networth in one month by being able to see the line going down.

[Anonymous No.55875584]

>>55875566
this is literally the same as sub-prime mortgages it ends the same way.

[Anonymous No.55875594]

>>55875582
>wish I put my life savings into it
this is a financially responsible poster who will never bankrupt himself

[Anonymous No.55875596]

>>55875582
>im probably going to be up 300% by the end of the month.
buy signal

[Anonymous No.55875606]

THATS IT if this thing hits 19's im going long on margin and risking my pathetic STACKKKK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d826Oi4-mz8

[Anonymous No.55875608]

>>55875582
You are a true skibbidy warrior. Flush-halla awaits you brother! Skibbidy ooo ooo ahh skibbidy yes yes yes! Flush bros let's get this market down the piiiiiipesss!!!

[Anonymous No.55875631]

>>55875571
I'm more of a flight simulator kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.55875630]

>>55875564
I don't yet understand how "gaps" work, but no matter how you slice all of that I am personally a NSC man.

[Anonymous No.55875636]

>>55875584
yeah but now the banks & investors know about it and are actively pushing for some reason instead of 2008 where a lot of them were actually blindsided and suddenly rug pulled by the AAA being mixed with B-C tier nigger loans. What and why are they doing it for now so publicly?

[Anonymous No.55875649]

>>55875631
>9/11s wall street
TAKE THAT YOU HEBREW SHITS

[Anonymous No.55875653]

>>55875630
tldr algos are more autistic than all of us combined and gaps fuck with their averages.

[Anonymous No.55875652]

brb gotta take a shit. dont crash the market until im back.

[Anonymous No.55875658]

This is where NVDA was almost when it popped on Monday last week. I may get an ITM call for SOXL. My theory is the same as it was last time, blood red week and NVDA will run up to its earnings. IV will stay high until after it pops either way, so I don’t think they will lose much value to that. Then I will sell prior to earnings. That’s the theory. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.55875662]

Someone make a new thread. Flush warriors need a new home base to spread the gospel. Title of new thread: FLUSH WARRIORS EDITION

[Anonymous No.55875668]

>muh algos
do people still believe this shit when it's well known that the fed drove the markets for years?

[Anonymous No.55875670]

>>55875658
Bidenomics

[Anonymous No.55875673]

>>55875649
Usually you either clip through or bounce off whatever it is you're trying to Osama. If I remember, I'll do a Wall St. adventure later tonight.

[Anonymous No.55875674]

>>55875606
oh SHIIIIIIT SOROS CLOSED HIS PUTSSSS blackstone closed short dated puts GOO LOOOOOONGGGG HAIL MARrrrYyyyy

[Anonymous No.55875677]

>>55875662
lol mad

[Anonymous No.55875689]

>>55875677
It's okay. You can be a flush warrior someday. Keep poop stacking and no flushing in the meantime!

[Anonymous No.55875697]

>>55875517
My calls are doing well, your puts are dying

[Anonymous No.55875707]

>that gap up
Bobo???? Are your puts okay??? I fucking told you yesterday he would return to HEEM you.

[Anonymous No.55875716]

>>55875697
I daytrade bucko xD. I analyze options order flow and naked price action. It's called swing trading. Look it up flushlet

[Anonymous No.55875722]

>>55875716
>I daytrade bucko xD
Trust us. We know.

[Anonymous No.55875726]

>I have a net worth of -$34,000

[Anonymous No.55875728]

It was so obvious to not short EU. And I still did. I actually don't give a fuck anymore. fuck off

[Anonymous No.55875729]

>>55875716
>I daytrade bucko xD
I can tell

[Anonymous No.55875731]

We max out 435.40, drop 433.70, pump 434.65, end day 432.90

[Anonymous No.55875735]

Most unnatural recover in 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.55875743]

>>55875731
Screenshot this anti-flushers. I told you so

[Anonymous No.55875747]

This is legitimately no market, this is one fuckin computer saying which direction it goes. There is no tug and pull or however you americans call it.

[Anonymous No.55875749]

>>55875726
no need to brag about it

[Anonymous No.55875753]

>>55875726
That's all you have to pay left on your mortgage, right?

[Anonymous No.55875754]

Heya flush doubters. Say bye bye calls! Skibbidy yes yes yes

[Anonymous No.55875757]

>>55875652
ok im back.

[Anonymous No.55875761]

>>55875653
How can they go about forcing what they want to happen for "correcting" it without the organic action overwhelming their capabilities?

[Anonymous No.55875765]

>>55875731
How did you know?

[Anonymous No.55875766]

>>55875729
>>55875722
Strongly suggesting you sell LOL noob

[Anonymous No.55875787]

>>55875766
Its mostly because you act and type like you're either a hyperactive child let loose without his medication or an idiot hyped up on coke.
Either way you sound like a moron who acts like he makes a ton of money but actually lives in his mother's closet.

[Anonymous No.55875790]

Extremely good moment to buy PUT. PUTIS like heavy from tf2

[Anonymous No.55875791]

>>55875747
>oy vey no you must understand our bloomberg terminals are important part of trading, we will rent them to you as a a subscription service for a small small price of multiple thousands of dollar per month goyim, you do want to succeed in the markets don't you?
>kvetch! Are you suggesting Aladdin is just a smokescreen for our insider trading schemes!? No no no you are mistaken, it is a highly confidential trading algorithm that uses cutting edge AI tech to merely estimate world trading patterns and events, trust us! What was that? You want to audit it? Well you see it is in the cloud, we don't have access to the hardware itself I promise! Anyway you need help with that global banking bailout?

[Anonymous No.55875806]

can someone figure out good call leaps for ticker MP, i am options illiterate still i promise im trying to learn but im a lazy bones, some ITM long options are already down 15% today
i will only blame myself if they start to stink

[Anonymous No.55875810]

>the last smg

[Anonymous No.55875811]

Spy very overextended in this last leg up. Will make us drop further but higher dcb. Flush bros unite

[Anonymous No.55875822]

>>55875810
It’s unironically over

[Anonymous No.55875826]

>>55875787
1. He sounds broke
2. He sounds nuts
3. He actually seems to know what the fuck he's talking about though.

I'm with the schizo for once.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55875836]

>>55875811
Listen here whipper snapper. I've been doing this a long time. You missed the bottom, go long before you get introduced to the buck breaker 3000.

>webm related its the buck breaker 3000

[Anonymous No.55875837]

New thread
>>55875833

[Anonymous No.55875841]

And you notice that psychological thirst for 436 AND on the line. Perfect drop point

[Anonymous No.55875860]

>>55875658
it's pretty much guarantee that NVDA will bet and give good guidance. you can just sell the day after

[Anonymous No.55875866]

>>55875806
I’ve been watching this after you shills it. Thank god I didn’t buy it but I actually think it’s nearing a good entry soon. The problem is idk if the demand for Neodymium will be as high as it was the last few years for a long time. Might be better off just buying it.

[Anonymous No.55875877]

>>55875860
IV will drop after, and quite frankly, it’s not really worth that risk.

[Anonymous No.55876165]

>>55875409
We've double topped on market/m2, we're going lower