/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.55864899]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55864922]

>>55864899
Thats some Wile E Coyote shit right there

[Anonymous No.55864927]

>>55864880
sometimes with mine i'll just casually drop my power level and she'll just kind of nervously giggle and say like 'hey come on' like i've made an off-colour joke or something

[Anonymous No.55864929]

1ST FOR FUCK NIGGERS, JEWS, TRANNIES, FUCK JEWS AGAIN, FUCK JANET YELLEN, FUCK THE FED, FUCK THE FAKE AND RIGGED NIGGER MARKET AND FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.55864938]

First for Jesus
Christ is King

[Anonymous No.55864941]

>10Y at 4.32
Uh-Oh'ed and stinkypilled

[Anonymous No.55864944]

jesus is aight
love that lil nigga like you wouldnt believe

[Anonymous No.55864948]

It's been awhile. Did we ever get delivery on this bet?

[Anonymous No.55864954]

are gme threads going so slow they're getting knocked off before they auto-sage so now they're linking us?

[Anonymous No.55864955]

>TQQQ

[Anonymous No.55864957]

>>55864922
KEK! dang sure is

[Anonymous No.55864960]

>TTOO is just another pajeet pump and dump.

Lol. This time is different. Wait until you see what happens with Sepsis. All you had to do was listen.

[Anonymous No.55864959]

I'm getting really tired of these cheeky little bears.

[Anonymous No.55864962]

it seems the mid day rally was doomed from the start

[Anonymous No.55864965]

>>55864938
BLESSED
A
S
E
D

[Anonymous No.55864971]

Joe Biden is the Herbert Hoover of our generation. Are you ready to live in the Joetown?

[Anonymous No.55864974]

Anyone here considering putting in bids on next week's 30Y TIPS auction?
2% real yield for the next 30 years seems pretty juicy.

[Anonymous No.55864975]

my brothers in Christ, will you join me for a Subway lunch?

[Anonymous No.55864976]

[Anonymous No.55864980]

Y'all got any hot stock tips

[Anonymous No.55864984]

>>55864971
Unironically more square footage in those shanties than the current day pods.

[Anonymous No.55864986]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bdORiwoLho

[Anonymous No.55864989]

>>55864975
This is a Publix Subs and Jersey Mikes board.

[Anonymous No.55864990]

>>55864960
2 weeks? The other day I saw it claimed that the next day during AH was the deadline for FDA approval. I *would* be interested in seeing what they presented to NASDAQ to gain an extension on meeting price minimum requirements. Not a random literal who *claiming* what it was, but actual documentation hosted at a reliable source.

[Anonymous No.55864992]

>>55864974
and if inflation kicks up to 5% for the next two years?

[Anonymous No.55864994]

>>55864941
what I find interesting as that they are still suppressing the 2yr yield below 5%
long end of curve continuing to rise, short end staying more flat
I commented on it this morning saying it will be interesting to see if it breaks 5% today finally, and another anon was like
"Why does it matter if it happens tomorrow?? whenever it happens it will be bad!"
It matters the timeline for which the 2yr rises. If it rises rapidly, out of control, it will cause a systemic risk event. If it rises very slowly, with a ton of resistance, it is less likely to cause a mass blow up unexpectedly. Whereas if it were to suddenly surge above 5%, and keep moving higher, today, it would be "crash imminent"

[Anonymous No.55864997]

>>55864971
Those would go for about $100k bare minimum. And I mean bare minimum.

[Anonymous No.55865002]

>>55864986
Time for a bunch of commercials before Art Bell returns.

[Anonymous No.55865007]

>>55864992
Then it's still 2% real yield. Look up how TIPS work.

[Anonymous No.55865008]

>>55864980
TTOO is a 10x from here. Likely 100x once the Sepsis plandemic takes effect.

[Anonymous No.55865009]

>>55864980
>Y'all got any hot stock tips
Teehee, wouldn't you like to know
*buys SPY calls at the bottom*

[Anonymous No.55865013]

>>55864980
Short QQQ in the manner most convenient for you.

[Anonymous No.55865014]

>>55864971
>won't even be able to have hoovertown quality of living because of the druggies, criminals, and schizophrenics

[Anonymous No.55865016]

Mumus roping

[Anonymous No.55865019]

crypto fag here, why are stocks dropping?

[Anonymous No.55865020]

>>55864994
So is it rising fast?

[Anonymous No.55865022]

You're laughing? Boomers are losing their pensions and 401ks and you're laughing?

[Anonymous No.55865024]

>>55864989
i tried to go to Jersey Mike's once and told the wagie it was my first time there so I didn't know the menu, so it took me a sec to order... then at the end she goes 'Do you want that Mike's Way?'
IT'S MY FIRST TIME
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS

[Anonymous No.55865030]

>>55865019
smart money dumped on retail. new baggies were born. a tale as old as time.

[Anonymous No.55865033]

buddy check market computer

[Anonymous No.55865043]

>>55865020
2yr yield was rising fast, and then practically has hit a wall
it has been unusually pinned just below 5% for almost a week, where buyers are coming in for the 2yr at 5%
it's almost like it is being suppressed (OR, that they are just letting long end rise, uninversion through long end rising)

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55865046]

The open was the top, I bought calls at the open... FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!

[Anonymous No.55865050]

>>55865019
BUDDY, look at bond market computer.

[Anonymous No.55865053]

You're going to defend 4400 right anon?

[Anonymous No.55865056]

>>55864980
I have tried it all. You know what worked best? Selecting a combination of gizmos and widgets that I put on the chart. I looked at these things on historical charts and gauged how they did in relation to the price action that followed. I adjusted their parameters. I still don't know precisely how each calculates what they calculate. All I know is how they line up to the price action. I did this on the indexes because they are more predictable and less prone to freak outs due to earns or news. News that causes an index to freak out to the tune of major swing in one day before I have a chance to adjust is very rare black swan type deal. That's all. Also it's counterproductive to this strategy to take in to account news. You should ignore news. Ignore opinion, including your own. Now add leverage.

[Anonymous No.55865062]

i told you yesterday not to go long. you didnt listen.

[Anonymous No.55865063]

do you guys remember that retard who kept coming in here everyday and trying to argue that higher yields were bullish
that a stronger dollar was bullish
what a fucking retard.
no one could be that retarded, right? has to be a paid gov't shill to make these asinine claims

[Anonymous No.55865065]

>>55864980
I told you niggers to buy CSCO for months

[Anonymous No.55865068]

>>55865016
Are there any more pics of her?

[Anonymous No.55865069]

>>55865019
Because wealth is tera-concentrated (I'm using that quite appropriately, trillions of dollars in buying power in the hands of these institutions) so there is only a handful of market participants that actually matter and when they decide it's time to take profits or just simply stop buying, the market collapses. We're a few years away from the market being nothing more than 1 immeasurably rich entity trading back and forth with another immeasurably rich entity and everyone else just getting swept around between them.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55865075]

So this is the power of Bidenomics?

[Anonymous No.55865079]

>>55864971
>this exact place in seattle is currently full of tents and broken-down rv's
At least back then the bums weren't all strung out on fentanyl and meth

[Anonymous No.55865083]

>>55865043
How long can they keep that up for? And would the BRICS meeting in a few days cause any impact?

[Anonymous No.55865084]

>>55865033
checked and checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jm3Tq_q4yU

[Anonymous No.55865095]

>>55865068
yes

[Anonymous No.55865107]

>>55865046
>buying calls at open during the third straight week of diving with no end in sensible sight

[Anonymous No.55865112]

>>55865065
Sorry I typically ignore phoneposters

[Anonymous No.55865113]

>>55865068
For what purpose anon?

[Anonymous No.55865114]

>>55865050
show me a chart

[Anonymous No.55865116]

>>55865083
>How long can they keep that up for?
I mean, theoretically, indefinitely
there is nothing that guarantees that the 2yr yield will rise up above 5%
however it would be surprising if it didn't, as the 2yr is very sensitive to Fed policy and inflation/rate expectations
in other words, since inflation is rising higher (fast) the Fed will be more likely to raise rates, which should push the 2yr yield higher
theoretically, they could keep it pinned below 5% until Jacksonhole August 24-26, and then Powell comes out and makes hawkish remarks, 2yr yield could then break out above 5% rapidly
we'll see - the buyers are coming in heavily at 5%, to where it also would not be unusual for this to be the top in 2yr yields, where maybe they know something, that the Fed will start cutting (or they expect the Fed to) and rates will top out
I don't think that this right, I think yields are going higher - I think Ackman is correct
There is no official timeline
>BRICS meeting cause any impact
Lol. No. Probably zero impact whatsoever on debt markets. Possibly long term implications for currency markets from the meeting, but in general, it will be a nothing burger

[Anonymous No.55865124]

>>55865113
>2011 was 30 years ago

[Anonymous No.55865126]

>>55864927
I mean we both are a bit racist towards niggers and Jews but I’d never let her know I browse here and I keep anything related to crypto very vague. I also don’t make of fun gays much with her because she’s too sympathetic to them

[Anonymous No.55865135]

>>55865022

[Anonymous No.55865136]

>>55865113
Because I need to coom to a hot jewess. Thanks, between her and Claire Evans GHS I’m set

[Anonymous No.55865148]

>>55865053
Why do you keep posting this girl? Is she someone I should know?

[Anonymous No.55865162]

I literally have zero money or stocks or any investments but I come here every day and say things I know nothing about.

[Anonymous No.55865171]

>>55865162
i was never profitable at trading and still give advise

[Anonymous No.55865180]

>>55865171
im not even American

[Anonymous No.55865183]

MUMU why did you let us fall back into the wedge?

[Anonymous No.55865188]

>>55865068
She is awful to look at, like there’s a layer of slime and dirt covering her, not to mention the disgusting Jew dysgenic features

[Anonymous No.55865190]

>bonds are actually back
>already maxed out my roth ira and hsa

[Anonymous No.55865199]

>>55865016
This pic always makes my pp feel good

[Anonymous No.55865206]

SOXL recovery.... NOW

[Anonymous No.55865215]

>>55865062
stop telling people not to buy, i need better short entries

[Anonymous No.55865218]

>>55865114
Bond yields going up means the market value of the bonds themselves is going down. Banks are required to hold bonds by law, so it means they're all sitting on massive unrealized losses and facing insolvency risks. The US government also needs to sell bonds to raise money to continue its operations, and they are likely going to become insolvent as well if yields continue to rise.

https://www.investing.com/rates-bonds/usa-government-bonds

[Anonymous No.55865221]

>>55865183
Healthy correction

[Anonymous No.55865222]

ALL THE GOLD
IN CALIFORNIA

[Anonymous No.55865228]

>>55865113
looks like a friend of mine, that disgusting hoe

[Anonymous No.55865237]

>>55865024
It says on the menu, spread across the bottom so you can’t miss it, what Mike’s way is you constantly high zoomer

[Anonymous No.55865238]

0dte making record volume

https://youtu.be/FRlbhZIHzTE

[Anonymous No.55865253]

>healthy correction

WE HAVE BEEN 'HEALTHY' CORRECTING SINCE AUGUST 1ST NOW AND COUNTING THIS IS NO LONGER A CORRECTION IT IS A HEEMING

[Anonymous No.55865261]

did somebody say.... heckin' HEALTHY CORRECTION?

[Anonymous No.55865264]

Come the fuck on mumu what's with those limp dicked slurps
My short order on SQQQ is still sitting at 363
Get it up already

[Anonymous No.55865267]

>google buy the dip
>sort by news
Why is this allowed lol.

[Anonymous No.55865269]

Anybody buy long Nvidia calls before the spike that can post gain porn?

[Anonymous No.55865285]

Asking here because search engine results aren't working. Trying to find this financial company that basically sells a service where you as a buyer can purchase other peoples refinanced debt. What I can remember
>company was headquartered in San Fran
>probably founded within last 15 years
>sells other peoples credit card debt, banks loans, & mortgages
>could buy all or part of someones debt in increments of 100$USD?
I cannot remember the name of this company

[Anonymous No.55865293]

>>55865267
>CNBC: Wall Street says buy the dip on India's Nifty 50 — and Morgan Stanley names its favorite stock
>by Ganesh Rao
Kindly do the needful Sirs

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55865295]

>>55865237
Mike's an asshole, they cut the bread all the way in half, like fuck that shit and fuck Jersey Mike's, actually fuck everything from New Jersey, especially that fat fuck Chris Christy, place is a shithole. Like you ever been to Atlantic City, or seen those guidos on TV from the jersey shore? I mean the NY Giants play in New Jersey, but couldn't change their name when they moved there because they knew what a shithole the place is.

[Anonymous No.55865298]

>>55865221
price target? 4200 too greedy?

[Anonymous No.55865303]

At this point I actually kinda want nvidia to post record earnings and necrobump this market just for mumu to regain hope before the final rugpull

[Anonymous No.55865312]

im poor so I will be taking my talents to crpyto

[Anonymous No.55865313]

>>55865298
If wont be time to buy until all the mumus have left /smg/ like the bears had capitulated last month

[Anonymous No.55865317]

I’m going to long Hawaiian Electric here, what am I in for?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55865320]

>>55865317
losses and law suits

[Anonymous No.55865324]

>>55865285
i member seeing this being discussed here yeah

[Anonymous No.55865332]

got some more dudeweedlmao

at least something is gonna be hitting all time highs if its not my porto


also some fgt sent to gme and i posted there... need a shower now.

[Anonymous No.55865342]

*does the same exact thing your $2000 "trading computer" does*

[Anonymous No.55865343]

>>55865303
>Nvidia beating earrings that are already suppressed by analysts will somehow give us one more bump in the face of US Banks in trouble and Japan and China simultaneously collapsing

[Anonymous No.55865361]

>>55865332
A funny thing happened in Canada after weed was legalized nationally. Lots of small shops appeared but I don't think usage rates increased much at all. Also dude weed lmao culture appears to have disappeared. Never see kids wearing clothing with marijuana leaves on them anymore. Like the lion's share of its appeal was because it was illegal and mildly taboo for that reason.

[Anonymous No.55865371]

>>55865343
I just need one last chance to enter a QQQ short at 370
Even 367 would be great
Please

[Anonymous No.55865412]

AMAT earnings today. The stock has been dumping for a week qnd a half

[Anonymous No.55865414]

>>55865412
amat earnings are going to slaughter nvidia

[Anonymous No.55865415]

>>55865361
lel. people smoked cos its cool. i read germany is close to legalizing too.

i enjoy it way more than alcohol.

[Anonymous No.55865419]

438 gap is closed. Now, will the low 400s gaps be closed too?

[Anonymous No.55865455]

>>55865222
CHECKED, FUCK YEAH, SANG IT LARRY

[Anonymous No.55865459]

>>55865414
To me it is the best indicator of the semis industry. It is literally tracker of production capacity and the forecast of all the fabs around the world. I expect them to do better than expected which is a sign that NVIDIA will have a retard strength mega pump after earnings

[Anonymous No.55865463]

>>55865419

[Anonymous No.55865478]

>>55865463
Damn that 290 is wicked.

[Anonymous No.55865481]

Mother fucker, I was posting in the faggot ass GME thread you cock sucking reddit tranny diverting anus tonguing piece of shit, stop doing that shit

[Anonymous No.55865483]

I want to view Disney's stock value chart adjusted for inflation. how do i go about doing that?

[Anonymous No.55865488]

>>55865463
Where you get that image?

[Anonymous No.55865494]

>>55865481
Their time will come, don't worry.

[Anonymous No.55865498]

It hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.55865512]

My SPY puts are flourishing

[Anonymous No.55865513]

>>55865285
>>55865324
It was something that started with a P almost like parler or pateron but neither of those, it was that burping ugly ass girlfriend OF faggot who was shilling it a while back.. Give me a min and I can probably find it

[Anonymous No.55865525]

there wont be another green day this year

[Anonymous No.55865529]

>>55865463
It's barely holding 360 and sour hour hasn't even begun
357 today?

[Anonymous No.55865531]

>He hasn't sold yet

[Anonymous No.55865535]

>>55865285
>>55865324
>>55865513
Found it.... Prosper is it

[Anonymous No.55865549]

>>55865525
Wake me up when September ends.

[Anonymous No.55865555]

>>55865535
yes indeed
while searching i found those for businesses
https://debtcatcher.com
https://www.debexpert.com

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55865557]

Alright just quintuple downed on my SPY calls. Power hour is going to bring us back to green and I'll still win this one.

[Anonymous No.55865559]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

been a min frems

[Anonymous No.55865561]

Does OPEX max pain not matter as much since the rise of all the 0DTEs?

[Anonymous No.55865563]

>>55865529
I'll update if we do, i don't have any of these as plays either, i'm holding iwm 180p september. Just seems fun.

[Anonymous No.55865566]

>>55865324
>>55865513
The search term I was missing was "peer to peer lending". It wasn't Prosper or Lending Club, swear it had a plant related name? At any rate it appears to have gone out of business as it doesn't turn up in any peer to peer lending company lists

[Anonymous No.55865568]

>>55865531
If you sell you lose
Would you rather sell now and take the - 5% loss or just stick to your plan with diamond hands knowing that maybe in about 5 years you'll be breaking even because eventually the line will have to go up

[Anonymous No.55865573]

>>55865557
Post em. How many you got now?

[Anonymous No.55865577]

>>55865561
whats going on right now is the slaughter of the 0tes
im really surprised i can still sell otm calls for as much as i am right now
this is a great market right now

[Anonymous No.55865588]

>>55864899
Futures?

[Anonymous No.55865597]

>>55865561
max pain always applies. Use it as a benchmark of where the price absolutely won't close at. I also give you another hint, opex repositioning takes place the day before. 0dte doesn't do anything but make option writers buy new yachts.

[Anonymous No.55865600]

MAKE IT STOP NVIDIA ,MICROSOFT GOOGLE, PLEASE APPLE

[Anonymous No.55865603]

>>55865600
dealers are negative gamma now

[Anonymous No.55865605]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55865607]

>>55864899
Is anyone still slurping AAPL

[Anonymous No.55865608]

No divie, no buy

[Anonymous No.55865611]

>>55864955
Miami Vice as kino af but then he made Heat and it was derivative with hammy acting and cringe dialog. Maybe he just got old and lost his touch. idk

[Anonymous No.55865612]

>>55865557
My puts appreciate your contribution

[Anonymous No.55865613]

>>55865557
>Power hour
Keep me posted

[Anonymous No.55865614]

>>55865555
Checking Quads. I don't understand why anyone would lend someone money you don't know over the internet unsecured debt. Seemed stupid at the time and to me it still is.
>>55865566
I just remembered prosper because that faggot shilled it for weeks last year. Lending club isn't p2p, more like loan sharking.

[Anonymous No.55865617]

We warned you about those gaps dawg.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55865624]

AHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55865629]

>>55865617
what gaps? gaps were filled yesterday

AAHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55865636]

>>55865624
Baggie you out of everyone should know this is Jim Brandon's economy Jack!

[Anonymous No.55865639]

>>55865617
THOSE WERE SUPPOSED TO JUST BE WORTHLESS MEME LINES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55865640]

>>55865624
Sugar, we're going down

[Anonymous No.55865642]

>>55864948
This is the best we got.

What’s up with jannies these days? I’ve been getting bans for some really dumb stuff lately. Are they jealous of all the oil I am buying with my mega dividends?

[Anonymous No.55865648]

imagine being long the market when burry is shorting it

[Anonymous No.55865654]

my stop was 1,2% away from triggered.

phew

[Anonymous No.55865659]

>>55865636
Biden's parents are alive wtf

[Anonymous No.55865658]

>>55865629
Zoom backwards

[Anonymous No.55865661]

>>55865642
>my sides

[Anonymous No.55865673]

>>55865654
The day ain't over quite yet

[Anonymous No.55865677]

>>55865636
The election is going to get so ugly if/when the market goes truly into freefall and the country slips into a full fledged and undeniable recession. All anyone has to do at that point is call out the years of lies and mismanagement, all the opposition would have to do is ask some obvious questions because Biden and the Democrats absolutely won't have anything approaching good answers, and at that point it's "you'd be in jail" all over again.

[Anonymous No.55865680]

>>55865673
It ain't over till the DING DING DING poster posts.

[Anonymous No.55865689]

>>55865481

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55865694]

>>55865636
I THOUGHT WAL-MART SALES WERE THREW THE ROOF! OH WAIT THAT MEANS EVERYBODY IS BROKE AND SHOPPING AT WAL-MART NOW FUCK WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55865695]

A time is coming when men will go mad, and when they see someone who is not mad, they will attack him saying, "You are mad, you are not like us".

That time is now.

[Anonymous No.55865698]

>>55865617
My favorite are the "Don't Block the Box" we have here in weimerica, I used to point that out to my dates driving after dinner and drinks.

[Anonymous No.55865703]

>>55864948
>>55865642

[Anonymous No.55865707]

MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.55865709]

>>55865698
People who block intersections are the lowest of the low. Lower than the people who speed up to the end of a merge and barge in.

[Anonymous No.55865711]

>>55865677
>elections are real and not a media driven theater
midwit

[Anonymous No.55865712]

>>55865642
It's the afternoon jannie that shows up about this time of day that's the complete tyrant. He must be getting rekt and taking shit out on us

[Anonymous No.55865715]

What you idiots think? We gunna soft this landing?

[Anonymous No.55865714]

Oh shit it dumped some more. I got distracted by the lunch room seating thread.
>>55855546

[Anonymous No.55865716]

>>55865559
blessed
>>55865608
based

[Anonymous No.55865720]

MUMU??

[Anonymous No.55865726]

VIX is still under 20 what are we buying?

[Anonymous No.55865729]

>>55865715
>soft landing pictured

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55865730]

>>55865698
lmao I get it. Box is a euphemism for her pussy.

[Anonymous No.55865732]

NOT LIKE THIS
NOT LIKE THIS
NOT LIKE THIS
NOT LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.55865734]

WIFE AND KIDS HOUSEHOLD PET

[Anonymous No.55865738]

>>55865677
Sincerely, take your meds.

[Anonymous No.55865739]

>>55865673
>>55865680
yeah and tomorrow is a new day to get stopped...

[Anonymous No.55865743]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAA

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55865742]

>>55865726
VIX

[Anonymous No.55865746]

THEY CANT STOP THE SELLING
EVEN CRAMER DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO THINK

[Anonymous No.55865752]

Reminder to get out of money markets and other assets with risk exposure to the bond market.

[Anonymous No.55865751]

I think we just might go lower

[Anonymous No.55865753]

>>55865726
UVIX calls

[Anonymous No.55865762]

WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

[Anonymous No.55865770]

>>55865636
The scale seems really of in this photo. Is it the chairs? It’s like a doll house. Unlike my dividends which are huge.

[Anonymous No.55865771]

[Anonymous No.55865776]

>>55865746
THE FED IS ASLEEP

[Anonymous No.55865779]

my favorite thing about red days in the market is that i know niggers are losing money and breaking everything in their house over it like the feral apes they are

[Anonymous No.55865784]

>>55865659

[Anonymous No.55865785]

they really thought CHATBOTS(lel nft metaverse 420) were going to save this steaming turd known as the S&Poor

[Anonymous No.55865786]

>>55864899
Bros...AMZN keeps dumping. Could they seriously be heading back down to less than $100 share price at this rate?

[Anonymous No.55865791]

TA bros, shouldn't we bounce here ?

[Anonymous No.55865795]

>>55864980
uhh... real estate? I don't know, I've always been told it's the best way to get rich, I play the duck race just to buy an apartment that hopefully some idiot will rent it

[Anonymous No.55865796]

>>55865714
lmao thanks anon. also i posted a reply there too

[Anonymous No.55865799]

DAYUM MY PUTS ARE DOIN A LIL SUM SUM

[Anonymous No.55865801]

anyone able to buy my an osrs bond, tried it out for the first time and im hooked.
also where is ASMB guy? I'm looking to lose it all, is now the right time for the gamble?

[Anonymous No.55865814]

>>55865206
its over

[Anonymous No.55865816]

Googl chads, where y'all at?

[Anonymous No.55865823]

>>55865730
Zoomers wouldn't understand

[Anonymous No.55865829]

>>55865791
price and volume are the most important things

[Anonymous No.55865831]

Uhhh plunge protection, hello???

[Anonymous No.55865836]

I BOUGHTED LEAPS ON DISNEY KEK

[Anonymous No.55865838]

>>55864971
kek Imagine all of those hobo huts will be built by Twitch streamers when Amazon sells of Twitch for being such a fuck up of an investment.

[Anonymous No.55865840]

every time i sell calls i imagine im selling them to niggers and i giggle with glee

[Anonymous No.55865847]

my stock is healing so i dont mind this dump desu

[Anonymous No.55865848]

>>55865831
10% annualized inflation. Sorry bub, printer's broke. That's another Biden win!

[Anonymous No.55865849]

SPY BELLOW 436
MY SPY PUTS ARE AMAZING!

[Anonymous No.55865850]

>>55865840
I imagine I'm selling them to /smg/ anons.

[Anonymous No.55865863]

I told you all yesterday to prepare you anus if the 10yr kissed 4.25%

[Anonymous No.55865864]

>>55865850
i like smg anons though
if they all go broke and leave then whos gonna post pink wojaks and shit
you should try to sell your calls to niggers if possible

[Anonymous No.55865883]

WADDUP SOXS BROS

[Anonymous No.55865884]

Amazon is a cheapie
Qualcomm is a cheapie
AMAT might dump despite good earnings

[Anonymous No.55865888]

>>55865779
Everything except “chirp”
(And buy oil)

[Anonymous No.55865897]

This is it. Its happening isn't it?

[Anonymous No.55865900]

>>55865883
My one regret is not loading up on more when it was cheap cheap

[Anonymous No.55865901]

Its over but no one knows why
(Because I sold my drv/soxs).

[Anonymous No.55865903]

>>55865791
Hang on let me have a look and see.
... okay possibly. Maybe. Nasdaq is at 100% retracement of the June to July bullish move. S&P and quite there yet.There is possible support here but not on trend line and not on any particular moving average. The 50 day broke earlier this week. It looks iffy for a knife catch.

[Anonymous No.55865905]

>>55865295
I didn’t say New Jersey or JM were good, just explaining that it says Mike’s way on the menu

[Anonymous No.55865922]

>>55865863
Please elaborate

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55865925]

>>55865905
Sorry, i just wanted to vent..

[Anonymous No.55865926]

Don't worry. The fed won't let us end red. Powells pump will arrive any minute.

[Anonymous No.55865928]

>>55865831
Sorry anon, they dumped their money into treasuries. Powell is nowhere near done with rate hikes and everyone is beginning to figure it out

[Anonymous No.55865932]

>>55865295
The Jets play there, too. Why does that shithole have 2 football teams and both suck?

[Anonymous No.55865933]

Thank you mini market maker that lurks here for selling me these QQQ puts so cheap!

[Anonymous No.55865934]

Nice sour hour nasdump

[Anonymous No.55865936]

>>55865926
My fueher...the thing is...

[Anonymous No.55865939]

>>55865863
Look at japan's

[Anonymous No.55865940]

>>55865557
BAGGIE ARE YOU OK?!
>ARE YOU OK!?
ARE YOU OK BAGGIE?!?!?

[Anonymous No.55865948]

>>55865939
Please elaborate

[Anonymous No.55865952]

N V D AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55865953]

>>55865933
sell

[Anonymous No.55865956]

>>55865940
Baggie is never okay.

[Anonymous No.55865958]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55865959]

>>55865948
Japan has had flat/negative rates for 20 years. We have just broken that

[Anonymous No.55865961]

what in the absolute fr*cking FUCK

THE ECONOMY IS BOOMING YOU RETARDED STOCK TRADED FAGGGGOTS REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55865966]

>Down 25 dollars on my AMD fomo

[Anonymous No.55865965]

Sorry guys it's because i bought SSO at the Start of the month. Better sell; we're in for a rough slurptember

[Anonymous No.55865974]

>>55865961
priced in and now profit being taken. wall of worry being pondered. very sweaty.

[Anonymous No.55865978]

Oi vey!

[Anonymous No.55865983]

GOOG is the only thing green in my poorfolio, even my defense contractor stock is red. It's Joever, unironically this time.

[Anonymous No.55865985]

FILL THE GAP!
>FILL THE GAP!
FILL THE GAP!
>FILL THE GAP!

[Anonymous No.55865986]

Remember the rich men North of Richmond that forced you to take a toxic injection and then crashed the economy.

[Anonymous No.55865988]

BUDDY LOOK AT AMZN DUMP CLIFF

[Anonymous No.55865990]

FUCK YOU JOE BIDEN

NEVER VOTING FOR YOU AGAIN

[Anonymous No.55865991]

>>55865961
Yes it is anon, that means more rate hikes, higher treasuries, and more people buying bonds instead of stocks, causing stocks to downturn

We’re going to the old school days of having a mixed stock/bond portfolio. Either adapt or die

[Anonymous No.55865992]

Stop worrying, everyone. I can fix this. Just adjust your graphs to 5 years. Et voilà, everything is green. There is no need for your praises. You're welcome. I just saved the world.

[Anonymous No.55865993]

>>55865959
Doesnt that mean their government is going broke since they have the highest debt ratio in the world?

[Anonymous No.55865994]

>>55865978
Which ya got?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55865995]

>>55865956
>implying i wrote that
do we really need to go over your retardation every fucking time? like there's 100s of posts of retarded shit i have written, and you always post the one thing i didn't even write. like fuck you.

[Anonymous No.55865997]

>>55865940
Baggies resilient. What doesn’t buck break him makes him gayer.

[Anonymous No.55865998]

What you think idiots? We gunna land this one?

[Anonymous No.55865999]

>>55865992
SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR JOKES AND GAGS

[Anonymous No.55866003]

>>55865990
>AGAIN

[Anonymous No.55866005]

>>55865988
MICROSOFT COMPUTER MICROSOFT COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.55866010]

>>55865648
He maybe put a 50 million put in for an unknown time.
It could literally be just a hedge. Don't listen to fearbait YouTubers.

That being said I sold last week and am not regretting it.

[Anonymous No.55866012]

>>55865559
mashallah

[Anonymous No.55866013]

I didn't take the short and now I'm without losses but psychologically heemed

[Anonymous No.55866014]

>>55865995
see
>>55865997

[Anonymous No.55866015]

>>55866003
I WANT MY PP IN HER MOUTH

[Anonymous No.55866022]

>>55866005
BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.55866026]

>>55866013
I bought 3,000 SOXS at $8.30 and sold at $8.60 lol

[Anonymous No.55866027]

>>55866015

[Anonymous No.55866029]

META stoploss hit, meaning I have $8000 to spend on something. What do I buy? More SOXS? Or just hold cash until judgement day?

[Anonymous No.55866035]

Can you finally hear me?

[Anonymous No.55866036]

>>55866027
HER NAME NOW ,AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55866037]

We are at 6 month support for dow, it’s either going to rebound from here to 36k or it’s really over this time

[Anonymous No.55866040]

>>55865995
Your trip started with 2wgod. We know what posts were yours and which were fake.

[Anonymous No.55866041]

>>55866036
SMG, unironically.

[Anonymous No.55866043]

>>55866036
buffy

[Anonymous No.55866045]

>>55866036
take a cold shower

[Anonymous No.55866047]

green candles being sent to the gas chambers right now

[Anonymous No.55866058]

>>55866036
You know those were all men, right?

[Anonymous No.55866064]

>>55866045
NO
>>55866043
>jewish
into the trash it goes

[Anonymous No.55866068]

>>55866036
>her

[Anonymous No.55866072]

>>55866047
Is it true in China they use red for increase and green for decrease because they think red is good luck?

[Anonymous No.55866073]

>>55866036
Sub Machine Gun

[Anonymous No.55866079]

>>55866068
my bad bro,i'm taking a cold shower as we speak

[Anonymous No.55866080]

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

[Anonymous No.55866084]

I hope we can get past this cycle of markets taking a 3 pm shit on the daily.
It's just boring. Hurry up and dump another 10% already so I can re-enter.

[Anonymous No.55866088]

I LEAVE THE PUSSY MICRO SOFT LIKE WINDOWS VISTA

[Anonymous No.55866092]

>>55866010
i mean he couldve already closed out those trades too
but the market is currently in a downward trend so dont fight the trend.. for now
honestly if they keep trickling it down, its going to crack
weve got big moving averages getting fucked rn

[Anonymous No.55866094]

>>55866036
alyson hannigan

[Anonymous No.55866098]

I can only hope China will export deflation and rug the global economy . My tmf bags are getting heavy

[Anonymous No.55866099]

>>55866094
This fuckin guy.

[Anonymous No.55866102]

>>55866094
>half jewish
big yikes

[Anonymous No.55866108]

>>55866098
I capitulated on my TMF. I'll get back in once inflation is 0%

[Anonymous No.55866112]

/smg/ laughed at or ignored me when I talked about my portfolio of 100% CSCO. They told me to diversify or get heemed.
Who is laughing now /smg/?
Bobos notwithstanding.

[Anonymous No.55866113]

>>55864980
VT

[Anonymous No.55866134]

>>55866112
I'm still laughing because you posted an irrelevant image instead of your gains.

[Anonymous No.55866138]

ARE YOU READY

FOR AN EPIC

V

[Anonymous No.55866150]

Dont worry mumu it will all be over soon

[Anonymous No.55866156]

>>55866138

[Anonymous No.55866158]

>>55866112
Dude, you need to sell today. That's the most ridiculous daily candle I've seen in a while.

[Anonymous No.55866159]

>>55866138
It will fail just because you posted this

[Anonymous No.55866165]

>>55866113
I recently emptied out my Vanguard account
Go on without me

[Anonymous No.55866167]

>>55866138
Close at the lows, NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.55866168]

QUICK IS IT GOING UP TO SET UP ANOTHER DUMP IN LAST 10 MINUTES OR DO WE OPEN GREEN TOMORROW THEN PUMP???
ASKING FOR A FRIEND WITH 5X LEVERAGE FOR A QUICK PUMP & DUMP

[Anonymous No.55866169]

>>55866138
Is this V shaped recovery in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.55866173]

>>55865991
>We’re going to the old school days of having a mixed stock/bond portfolio. Either adapt or die
Good advice for the niggers, women and fags. Us white, hetrosexial males will be getting our 4.9% on uninvested cash from HOOD while it sits there on the ready for a trigger pull on natgas or other random trades that might happen along. All of the women will gush their panties in our natgas HOOD chad presence.

[Anonymous No.55866178]

Hey bobo are these support levels in the room with us?

[Anonymous No.55866180]

>>55866112
I should've listened to the american badass not a bunch of pansies

[Anonymous No.55866181]

HUSH LITTLE MUMU DON'T SAY A WORD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

[Anonymous No.55866191]

>>55866138
I think this one might be more of an I shaped recovery

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55866202]

lmao, Wal-Mart posts record sales because everybody is broke and has to buy food on their credit cards, yet Joe Biden is slapping a 130% tariff on the steel used to make luxury soup and vegetable cans. Inflation is coming in as hot as the loads of cum I shoot up Gookfu's snatch while we are making the love.

[Anonymous No.55866207]

Buying is now illegal

[Anonymous No.55866209]

>>55866112
Honestly I didn't doubt you, i'm just broke!!!

[Anonymous No.55866208]

NIBBLE AT TLT AND XHB TO MAKE THEM PAY

[Anonymous No.55866215]

>>55866181
AAAAAAHHHH IM BUYING MORE

[Anonymous No.55866216]

BoBo have we gone too far?

[Anonymous No.55866224]

>Tesla on support level MA(100) plus oversold
Buy now, sell as it bounces 2-4%? This type of ez trading used to be my jam back in the day. Just simple gainz. Now, I am completely unsure about everything

[Anonymous No.55866229]

How many weeks until shorting is made illegal?

[Anonymous No.55866230]

>>55866207
Read this in the stupid shadow wizard money gang voice.

[Anonymous No.55866231]

Looks like *they* will push a 360 close on QQQ to bait the futures into opening green before dropping it off a cliff

[Anonymous No.55866241]

>>55866216
BURN IT DOWN. 15 YEARS OF WEALTH INEQUALITY

[Anonymous No.55866255]

>>55866239
>>55866239
>>55866239
>>55864899

[Anonymous No.55866256]

>>55866224
Just take the trade, a bounce here wouldnt be shocking and you know where to cut

[Anonymous No.55866258]

POOMPA

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55866260]

>>55866231
Who are these (((they))) you speak of?

[Anonymous No.55866275]

>>55866260
I'm sure he's talking about those greedy scheming Buddhists

[Anonymous No.55866284]

>>55865903
ta enthusiasts should be shot

[Anonymous No.55866303]

>>55866158
My average is 20 something dollars I don’t need to do shit but collect my router divvies and fuck corpses

[Anonymous No.55866317]

>>55866303
BASED/blessed

[Anonymous No.55866342]

>>55866010
>hedge
>no other positions

[Anonymous No.55866371]

>>55866036
zoomers should leave