/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.55861978]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55861991]

The summer relief rally is here. Get your calls at the open and make some easy money.

[Anonymous No.55861992]

First for financial ruination.

[Anonymous No.55861997]

BIDEN ECONOMICS!

NAME ONE FUCKING THING AMERICA STARTED AND FAILED AT BIBI BOBO FAGGOTS!

NAME ONE FUCKING THING!

BIDENECONOMICS IS GOING TO IMPREGNATE YOUR FILTHY BROWN BLACK W/E SHITSKIN MOTHERS AND SISTERS!

[Anonymous No.55862007]

RIP again my AMZN shorts

[Anonymous No.55862013]

There goes fuckin' BOIL again, not gettin' back cheap enough for me to buy. FUCK I am such a pussy ass bitch, never should have sold till Oct/Nov. PATIENCE, however. There will be another opportunity.

[Anonymous No.55862015]

>People expected the Philadelphia manufacturing data to be -10.2
>It was +12
Ameribros we are so back

[Anonymous No.55862017]

>>55861991
No, I already bought 1DTE and 3DTE calls yesterday at the bell

[Anonymous No.55862024]

>>55861978
Me with my port slowly whittling away into oblivion while having no form of income or work experience to salvage the losses as I watch it burn all away.

[Anonymous No.55862025]

I have never seen number so fucking false? They are going to mod this number into the negatives, screen shot this.

Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Aug) 12.0 -10.0 -13.5

[Anonymous No.55862028]

>>55862015
You’re retarded if you believe this number

[Anonymous No.55862033]

>>55862024
How did you start with $200k in the first place then? Inheritence? Maybe your other grandma can just fall and not get up.

[Anonymous No.55862034]

>>55862015
Remember when Phili Fed miss reported unemployment numbers by TWO FUCKING DECIMAL PLACES!?

They are by far the most corrupt wing of the FED

[Anonymous No.55862036]

>>55862024
Hry it's literally my folio 6months ago.
Now it's 0 and I still have 0 job so I need to get back to the wagecage.

Better start to work now, put your money in cash (4-5%yield) and wait to get your mind clear.

T.>random anon who lost it all

[Anonymous No.55862041]

>>55862036
>I need to get back to the wagecage.
Do you though?

[Anonymous No.55862045]

8 day ema vs 10 day ema?

[Anonymous No.55862050]

>>55862025
Prices paid 20.8, previous 9.5

[Anonymous No.55862053]

>>55862028
>>55862034
Every fake number is real so long as it shows a victory for America

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55862055]

>>55862017
we gunna make it

[Anonymous No.55862065]

>>55862024
Just hire a professional trader. I could likely double that in less than two months, but it would be extremely nerve racking for you, plus, I would charge you a small fortune. And you would need to get trader status from the IRS for my primary trading strategy, anyways, best of luck

[Anonymous No.55862069]

So are we dumping at open, or are we mooning?

[Anonymous No.55862070]

>>55862053
And a perfect example of this is how we are now taking Crimea back from Russia in Ukraine...

[Anonymous No.55862073]

>>55862069
Yes

[Anonymous No.55862074]

>>55862070
Rent free.

[Anonymous No.55862079]

What the fuck is this shit?
All my gains are gone
See you guys in a year, I don't think it will recover any sooner.

[Anonymous No.55862087]

I’m officially a TTOO bagholder

[Anonymous No.55862088]

>>55862070
>America's so powerful it's even taking land from Ukraine from Russia in a war we're not even directly fighting
GOD I love being AMERICAN

[Anonymous No.55862090]

>>55861997

[Anonymous No.55862093]

Buddy check HE computer

[Anonymous No.55862099]

>>55862079
>big tech is all there is

[Anonymous No.55862101]

>>55862087
Congratulations

[Anonymous No.55862103]

Protip: PLTR will drop to below 15.25 on market open in 25 minutes. Then algos will buy it up exactly to 15.50. Look at the bullshit on the premarket chart, had an absolute flashcrash that algos ate up at exactly 8am.

[Anonymous No.55862136]

Random finance product info:

There is an Adderall shortage because it is assisting in massive increase in heart attacks that the CDC cannot label as something else. They have to pull back the meth to not cause the myocarditis to be even worse!

[Anonymous No.55862150]

>>55862103

[Anonymous No.55862152]

Hawaiian Electric will be fine. Fuck off with your fud

[Anonymous No.55862155]

day ends red

[Anonymous No.55862157]

Is EU just going to crumble again as yesterday after a retarded pump but this time even faster? LMAO

[Anonymous No.55862161]

>>55862150
>look at this candle in PM
you are fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.55862167]

>>55861997
Go back

[Anonymous No.55862174]

How is such a money making scheme like the stock market even legal? Fundamentally I mean, what we see is just fake pumps for dumps

[Anonymous No.55862175]

What info caused this movement? Job report or the manufacturing data?

[Anonymous No.55862176]

So I drunkenly bought a lot of UPRO yesterday after close. I will also be getting drunk today. My financial security is now being decided by liquor.

[Anonymous No.55862182]

Please mumu by all means pump QQQ back to 366+ so i can short it again

[Anonymous No.55862190]

Stop replying to the schizo, do like me>>55862007

[Anonymous No.55862191]

>>55862176
>My financial security is now being decided by liquor.
in 2023

Not the worst investment strategy in the clown market/world to be honest.

[Anonymous No.55862193]

2 words. Santa. Rally.

[Anonymous No.55862194]

predict market open

[Anonymous No.55862200]

These threads are so slow for days when the anus-tonguing afternoon jannie purges half the posters

[Anonymous No.55862207]

>>55862175
>US asking themselves for the minipump on SPX
>Meanwhile DAX

[Anonymous No.55862212]

>>55862194
-.75 within 5 mins on QQQ
>t. the FEDman

[Anonymous No.55862213]

>>55862167
STFU you racist... don't dog whistle your internet Nazi friends with your ant immigration statements.

[Anonymous No.55862217]

>>55862194
Probably green into red

[Anonymous No.55862223]

>>55862217
>>55862194
Unfortunately the chart is clear on this
We Crab today

[Anonymous No.55862227]

AYO WSG MY NIGGAS, IT'S ME YA BOY. YA'LL NVDA AND AMD PUTS ARE ABOUT TO GET
> O B L I T E R A T E D
I WARNED YA'LL. SHOULD'VE CLOSED YA'LLS POSITION YESTERDAY.

[Anonymous No.55862231]

Philadelphia Fed reports are historically in accurate and so modified you do the opposite of its initial read out is.

[Anonymous No.55862249]

>>55862227
Should I buy NVDY?

[Anonymous No.55862252]

Where are the HE going to the moon retards?

[Anonymous No.55862273]

>>55862252
That shit had such a schizophrenic behaviour due to low volume and a bunch of people dicking around for le short squeeze meme that I wouldn't touch it with a stick regardless of whether long or short since it's clear stop losses will be hunted relentlessly

[Anonymous No.55862278]

You see that little ol' bity uptick way down there at the end? Yep, *that's* what the mumus are goin' to be euphoric over (and speaking of over, IT'S).

[Anonymous No.55862281]

This EU market is the most retarded bullshit I've ever seen and it get's worse with every day, actually impressive.

[Anonymous No.55862286]

The biggest meat company in America, Tyson Foods (TSN), is reportedly exploring the sale of its poultry business in China. While talks are at an early stage, a number of private equity firms have shown interest. The development comes a week after Tyson announced the closure of four U.S. chicken facilities to cut costs.

[Anonymous No.55862287]

Sell signal is in. No one can afford to gamble on the market anymore.

[Anonymous No.55862292]

>>55862249
FORECAST IS LOOKING GOOD FOR 3Q EARNINGS, BUT IT'S A BIT LATE GETTING IN. THERE'S A POSSIBILITY OF IT CRABBING ALL THE WAY TILL NEXT YEAR BUT SINCE IT'S BEEN CARRYING THE MARKET RALLIES, IT WONT BE DUMPING BACK DOWN TO 250 LEVELS ANYTIME SOON, AND BY THAT I MEAN, SOMETIME UNTIL 3Q NEXT YEAR. AMD AND TSM ARE STILL WAY UNDERVALUED. AMD HAS THE POTENTIAL TO SURPASS NVDA WITHIN THE NEXT 5-10 YRS AND TSM SUPPLIES MAJORITY OF NVDA'S CHIPS.

[Anonymous No.55862293]

It's so quiet in PM... almost too quiet. Like a whole lot of somebody's fiddling on a switch

[Anonymous No.55862297]

>>55862286
>Tyson announced the closure of four U.S. chicken facilities to cut costs due to them all catching on fire mysteriously.

FTFY

[Anonymous No.55862298]

>>55862286
kek to be fair it's already cheaper to package ''meat'' in china, and the meat comes form europe/US and go back there for the westerner to buy

anybody who eats meat in 2023 is absolutely insane

[Anonymous No.55862299]

What's a good top tick price today for shorts/puts on QQQ? I wanna fade it at some point

[Anonymous No.55862304]

>>55862194
Dxy dumping. We pump.

[Anonymous No.55862306]

>>55862293
Have the regulars are on 3 day bans

[Anonymous No.55862308]

>>55862293
>somebody's
who could it be now
>sax
who could it be now
>sax

[Anonymous No.55862311]

4430 is the liquidity

[Anonymous No.55862313]

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[Anonymous No.55862315]

>>55862194
We pump QQQ back to retest 50 EMA, get a little bit above it to make it look like all is ok then massive rugpull dump

[Anonymous No.55862319]

>>55862313
>>55862313
>29:59
Yeah that's going in my cringe compilation.

[Anonymous No.55862321]

>>55862313
I can count on the consistency of this post more than most American politicians.

[Anonymous No.55862330]

>>55862313
*slow bangs*

[Anonymous No.55862333]

What does the SPX chart and all cause mortality charts have in common?

They always go up, forever, up, and up, and up.

[Anonymous No.55862335]

>walmart good earnings
>gets HEEMED on opening
Epic

[Anonymous No.55862340]

CAN THE RUSSLE AND THE DOW PLEASE UNFUCK ITSELF ALREADY I AM TIRED OF EVERYONE ELSE HAVING FUN IN THEIR BIG MEGACAP TECH STOCKS WHILE I AM HERE ONLY HOLDING SMALL CAP MUTUAL FUNDS AND GETTING HEEMED

[Anonymous No.55862344]

>>55862340
jimmies status: russle

[Anonymous No.55862345]

>>55862340
>CAN THE RUSSLE
stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.55862346]

>>55862298
What the fuck am I supposed to be eating then if not meat

[Anonymous No.55862348]

fuck. and SOXL is already down. This market is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.55862357]

>PYPL
why did I slurp

[Anonymous No.55862356]

>>55862346
The gene therapy injections are causing people to develop red meat allergies. It will not be an issue soon. Invest in Onions bean farms (Gates Farms).

[Anonymous No.55862360]

>>55862340
Keep buying mutual funds and bankroll my gainful employment

[Anonymous No.55862361]

vix is climbing, so not good

[Anonymous No.55862366]

Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep, and caverns old
We must away,'ere break of day
To find our long forgotten gold
The pines were roaring on the height
The winds were moaning in the night
The fire was red, it flaming spread
The trees like torches blazed with light

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55862368]

>>55862340
He fell for the Russel's hot 2000 meme.

[Anonymous No.55862370]

Where's the fucking pump? I cant get any entry points like this

[Anonymous No.55862369]

>>55862361
opex week

[Anonymous No.55862371]

I got 20k saved up in a money market fund. At what point do I buy more SOXL?

[Anonymous No.55862377]

>>55862348
Yeah turns out when a bunch of faggot retail bears get spooked they heavily short one of the most successful sectors on the planet. Fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.55862384]

>CSCO

[Anonymous No.55862385]

>>55862361
VIX is almost obsolete now days with 0DTE options completely fucking it up everyday

[Anonymous No.55862390]

>Nasdump

[Anonymous No.55862396]

>>55862356
First Lyme Disease and now this.

[Anonymous No.55862400]

>>55862357
because all retail did. And most of those greedy fucks bought calls. This is why we have to stay in the lands of pain for a while. So the redditors will lose interest. It could take a while because these fucking redditors are relentlessly shilling it. God I fucking hate redditors so much. I swear we would be mooning right now if they hadn't found it. But one day anon. One day we will have +50% day and no one will even notice. Welcome to the PYPL bagholder club

[Anonymous No.55862401]

it's really one of these rare time where I see so little going on the first 10 min
>inb4 no news

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55862402]

>>55862371
I dunno, Biden is ramping up the trade war with China slapping 130% tariffs on raw materials for raws being used to make cans for luxury soups and vegetables. It's going to cause more inflation, but at least you'll be able to get a good union job at the tin can factory.

[Anonymous No.55862407]

>>55862400
Th-thanks

[Anonymous No.55862410]

>>55862313

[Anonymous No.55862416]

>>55862377
Fuck it. I'm sticking to my guns. Not selling my stack and buying 5k more if it touches 16/share.

[Anonymous No.55862418]

62 is programmed

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55862420]

>>55862377
>implying semiconductors aren't going to become a thing of the past now that we have super conductor capabilities
get a load of this out of touch boomer

[Anonymous No.55862421]

>>55677883
>>55677883
>>55677883
>>55677921
>>55677921
>>55677921
>July 27th 8:40am EST
>the fundamentals behind the dollar falling just got crushed by ECB
>SPX 4,605
>NQ 15,728
>this is the top. the rally will not continue as the dollar reverses.
>the dollar has gotten completely crushed because investors/traders/institutions expected that other central banks would continue to aggressively raise interest rates relative to US monetary policy; that the Fed would pause, while ECB continued to hike aggressively
>this is no longer the case, after ECB release today
>in other words, all the dollar shorts are now trapped, all the euro longs are now trapped; they are forced to quickly cover or sell their positions, forcing dollar higher
>the market rallying was predicated upon DXY falling, and falling below 100 parity especially
after ECB release today, that is not going to happen - huge smashing of expectations (and the market hates when expectations are broken / the unexpected occurs)
>Unironically, this is the top
SPX 4,605 --> 4,404 20 days -4.3%
NQ 15,728 --> 14,875 -5.4%
DXY on July 27th 8:40am: 100.84 --> 103.33 +2.5%
I called the exact top within 2 points [4607 local top] within minutes. I laid it out all out there for you why in plain English. You did not listen. You never listen.
Everything else has only snowballed on top of this final straw that broke the camels back. The camel is already dead, and more weight continues to be piled on to its corpse.
>inflation surging higher
>yields surging higher
>dollar surging higher
It hasn't even begun, mumu.

[Anonymous No.55862423]

Oilbros...we gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.55862429]

>>55862421
based

[Anonymous No.55862432]

>>55862418
god i hope that this pulls other telecom stocks up, i need to get out of my shit positions

[Anonymous No.55862436]

>>55862416
Just remember that faggot bears were saying the exact same shit last year when SOXL was under 10. Literally calling for it to reverse split lol. They're wrong again of course but it'll probably take a little time for Big Money to reverse the dump and absolutely wreck all the shorts.

[Anonymous No.55862438]

>>55862423
I am high on some brics copium. I want to see if they can budge dxy to the downside

[Anonymous No.55862447]

>>55862377
>buying overvalued speculative hype shit with massive amounts of market cap being nothing more than gamblers working finance like it's vidya isn't retarded
>shorting overbalued speculative hype shit with massive amounts of market cap being nothing more than gamblers working finance like it's vidya is retarded
MUH NEW PARIDIGM

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55862448]

Alright SPY calls are in the bag, see you guys on the moon.

[Anonymous No.55862455]

Don't you just love how things get right to the threshold of oversold but never actually cross it? Only an absolute moron would see that happen over and over again and think "this is a perfectly organic market"

[Anonymous No.55862456]

>10Y yield approaching ATH

[Anonymous No.55862459]

>have a strict strategy where I sell any position up 25%
>not 24.9%, not 26%. Only 25%.
>My biggest position up 24.9%
>Market crashes, now it's only up 19% and dropping
This market is fucking gay why is God giving me the finger

[Anonymous No.55862466]

>>55862447
U srs?? The speculation is from the bear side dumbass

[Anonymous No.55862469]

Russel gods....we heal...

[Anonymous No.55862477]

THE WINDS WERE MOANING THROUGH THE NIIGHT

[Anonymous No.55862478]

>>55862469
uh?

[Anonymous No.55862483]

>>55862478
PoWnEd

[Anonymous No.55862489]

DAX is essentially a Scamwick in it's core. I can't take this market anymore, lmao. It's the worst. Pure cuckoldry. I live in germany and I feel lucky to not be german.

[Anonymous No.55862491]

>when some jew tells me to diversify away from CSCO

[Anonymous No.55862496]

>>55862448
Post em

[Anonymous No.55862499]

>Believing any reports the Philadelphia FED gives
Lol, lmao, ROFL, LAWLZ even.

[Anonymous No.55862500]

>have a hard rule where I only sell stocks that are up 100%
>stock market knows about my rule so it only goes up 99%
>stock market falls for my bluff and I make a 99% gain
>do this every month
>400,000% CAGR
it's so easy lmfao

[Anonymous No.55862501]

>>55862478
Buck breaking: trader edition.

[Anonymous No.55862505]

>>55862459
>not having an error band
NGMI

[Anonymous No.55862510]

shyster

[Anonymous No.55862511]

I am finacially board:

Some boomer in this thread give me some crunchy toons to blast as I wage slave.

[Anonymous No.55862515]

i woke up and my shit was gone

[Anonymous No.55862516]

OH WOW WHO COULD HAVE FUCKING GUESSED, ANOTHER STRAIGHT LINE DOWN FOR ZERO FUCKING REASON

[Anonymous No.55862517]

You're going to defend 4400 right anon?

[Anonymous No.55862525]

>>55862459
Maybe you could add an end of day check where if it's after 3:30 and you're up over 24%, then you just take your profits there. Something like that.

[Anonymous No.55862526]

>muh buffet
>muh soros

[Anonymous No.55862527]

>>55862517
I'll buy when there are suicide articles on the front page of WSJ and Bloomberg

[Anonymous No.55862528]

>>55862517
POOMP IT!

[Anonymous No.55862529]

>>55862516
>ZERO FUCKING REASON

[Anonymous No.55862537]

>>55862526
Lol when semis pump again will you admit how retarded you are?

[Anonymous No.55862539]

>everything except CSCO shitting blood
You love to see it

[Anonymous No.55862541]

Just use same-day puts to fund your slurps, simple

[Anonymous No.55862542]

>>55862510
>shyster
https://www.law.com/newyorklawjournal/almID/900005387204/

Is 'Shyster' Anti-Semitic?

Cohen found no anti-Semitism in the derivation of shyster. It was coined by a Manhattan newspaper editor in 1843-1844. Cohen described how the newspaper was on a crusade against legal and political corruption then in the city. During this crusade, the editor formed the word “shyster” from the vulgar German word Scheisse (= excrement), hence “scheisser” became “shyster.” This, says respected lexicologist Garner, is the correct etymology of shyster.

[Anonymous No.55862544]

>>55862529
long the vix, lads
october is approaching

[Anonymous No.55862546]

>>55862527
its better to buy into the suicides not after

[Anonymous No.55862552]

>>55862045
use 50 and 200 sma, 8 and 10 ema are squeeze lines.

[Anonymous No.55862557]

>Lol when semis pump again will you admit how retarded you are?

[Anonymous No.55862559]

>>55862546
if there was a suicide futures contract I would be long

[Anonymous No.55862568]

>LMT

[Anonymous No.55862571]

>>55862423
Doubled down on PBR, all I need is for it to go up 50% then I've made back all my losses. Should be easy.

[Anonymous No.55862579]

i was angry at the market for not going down now i'm angy it doesn't go up to give me good entry points for my shorts

[Anonymous No.55862588]

TO DUNGEONS DEEEP, AND CAVERRNSS OOLD

[Anonymous No.55862601]

>>55862466
Wrong moldycumsockforbrains, there's no need to speculate on something being overvalued as fuck when it is trading 200+ over, you know, actual fuckin' EARNINGS.

[Anonymous No.55862604]

When the entire market takes a shit for two weeks in a row in an utterly obvious stair-step pattern without any corresponding objectively negative news and faggot retail bears show up, you just know it's time to slurp

[Anonymous No.55862610]

I market buy only. Ask me anything.

[Anonymous No.55862612]

I bought certain bullish spreads yesterday at the bell. Wake up, spreads 1DTEs are +15% and 3 DTEs +5%. Check the calls by themselves, they are down 24%.l, despite the gap up, Kek.

Reminds me, that's why I use these types of spreads

[Anonymous No.55862632]

>>55862604
you're an emotional little child

[Anonymous No.55862636]

Is today a jewish holiday?

[Anonymous No.55862640]

Adobe (ticker: ADBE)

[Anonymous No.55862641]

>>55862604
>without any corresponding objectively negative news
weak b8

[Anonymous No.55862644]

Alright retards. I have 1k. What calls do I buy to make 10k?

[Anonymous No.55862650]

Imagine not having sold your SOXL in the premarkets.

[Anonymous No.55862654]

Snibbity Snabbity today is a day of Crabby

[Anonymous No.55862667]

>>55862644
GME, AMC, BBBY. Trust me.

[Anonymous No.55862670]

>>55862559
hmm this got me thinking i wonder if its possible to chart or discern the uptick in suicides caused by the liquidations.
maybe the sample size of bankers is not high enough to look at funeral home stocks to really even notice it. gravestone are made from granite right? do granite futures exist?

suppose you could look at bank employee numbers, but would be hard to discern the usual redundancies from the legitimate ropings. are banks required to report their suicide figures?

[Anonymous No.55862673]

HE gapped down at open and the $20 September expiry Call contract hit a circuit breaker. $0.25 was the bottom, now trading over 2x that.

Was this some tard panic selling everything at the open with a market order? I missed it because etalmud wouldn't refresh the page until after the breaker released.

[Anonymous No.55862674]

>>55862644
i member this whore

[Anonymous No.55862678]

>>55862601
Oh christ the p/e boomers are here. Lol.

>>55862632
Nah I was here all last year watching bears gnash their dumbass teeth and literally call for the end of the global economy, only to have their thesis completely evaporate by October. Being a bear has to be the most cynical and retarded way to participate in the markets.

>>55862641
Link it up then hombre

[Anonymous No.55862680]

>>55862667

[Anonymous No.55862682]

Why are you burgers trading the DAX more aggressive than the SPX? what is going on?

[Anonymous No.55862689]

1500 contracts at 4425

you know where they want to go

[Anonymous No.55862690]

>>55862670
It is still not too late to invest in death stocks... If you have the ethical and moral stomach for it.

[Anonymous No.55862695]

>>55862604
Slurp says you, aye properly warned ye be says I.

[Anonymous No.55862697]

>>55862579
this market is probably more similar to 2021. the correction 2021 Sept lasted all month into Oct. its probably still even safe to short after next week NVDA earnings and still make bank

[Anonymous No.55862699]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.55862705]

>>55862673
Forgot pic rel

[Anonymous No.55862708]

MUMU WTF ARE YOU DOING

[Anonymous No.55862711]

>>55862680
Le trolled

[Anonymous No.55862710]

>When the entire market takes a shit for two weeks in a row in an utterly obvious stair-step pattern without any corresponding objectively negative news and faggot retail bears show up, you just know it's time to slurp

[Anonymous No.55862713]

>>55862604
Don't forget to post loss porn later. ;^)

[Anonymous No.55862714]

>>55862678
>fundamentals don't matter, all that matters is how many retards pile in on top after I buy
You're nothing new, it's long been known that in the short term the markets are a voting machine, and in the long term the markets are a weighing machine. Enjoy being a nefag to life who thinks he knows better than everything that's already been.

[Anonymous No.55862719]

>>55862714
>in the short term the markets are a voting machine, and in the long term the markets are a weighing machine.
wow a nice pearl in sea of piss... well done anon.

[Anonymous No.55862726]

This market will end in red.
Mumus screaming in the street.
Tears in their eyes, blood on their shirt.
>US30YTIPS:Exchange => 2.082% +0.042
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/t/tips.asp
>Crude Oil WTI 80.41 +1.03
>https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/oil-prices-down-weaker-growth-china-us-rate-hike-jitters-2023-08-17/
>US LEADING INDEX (MOM) (JUL) ACTUAL: -0.4%
All indications point lower. MUCH LOWER.
The camel's back has already fallen. You are fornicating with a corpse. Real yield above 2% is the final death knell for the global economy.
The great dollar wrecking ball will swing back towards us within hours.
TODAY IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.

Sell. Now.

>>55862604
Retard.

[Anonymous No.55862730]

burrybros i'm in with 5x leverage
big short time

[Anonymous No.55862735]

>>55862726
Is this copy and pasted

[Anonymous No.55862739]

Fed balance sheet will look like pic this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.55862753]

>>55862726
Ok bro.
But i wont sell a single share i have

[Anonymous No.55862754]

>>55862695
How gay is it that people just accept this astrology-tier bullshit? "SEPTEMBER BAD CUZ IT JUST IS"

>>55862714
Hey grandpa there's plenty of data out there that demonstrates how p/e ratios are a terrible indicator of how "overvalued" something is but okay you can ignore it

[Anonymous No.55862760]

>>55862739
>September FOMC
>Jerome comes out obviously drunk, shirt untucked, tie loose, hair a mess
>Look, guys, I have to come out and say it: shit's fucked. What do you want me to do here?
>No questions

[Anonymous No.55862765]

>>55862537
Nvidia to $800! It hasn't even moved on a red nasdaq day. I hope everyone is loading up. I'm going all in before the earnings call

>>55862511
Saturday Morning Cartoons Greatest Hits

[Anonymous No.55862769]

>>55862760
if he unironically did that I would vote for him ti be president.

[Anonymous No.55862776]

>>55862754
>astrology
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.55862779]

>>55862753
>>55862754
Coping retards.

[Anonymous No.55862786]

>>55862690
whoa wtf happened in the H2 of 2022 into early 2023? especially the young populations, are those ropings?

[Anonymous No.55862789]

>Hey grandpa there's plenty of data out there that demonstrates how p/e ratios are a terrible indicator of how "overvalued" something is but okay you can ignore it

[Anonymous No.55862794]

>>55862779
>>55862776
Yup just like last year lol. You fags unironically have nothing, you're just gambling puts on spooky headlines. Get rekt AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.55862795]

>>55862765
That's desperation. The AI mania is going to bankrupt many hedge funds. There will be system risk as a result as they are forced to sell other positions to cover margin

[Anonymous No.55862806]

>>55862779
What coping?
I hold my shares for over 5 years now.
Everything is green af.
Simply wont sell anything. That is all.

[Anonymous No.55862811]

>>55862754
>the data clearly shows that the true value of a company is how many retards FOMO into its stock for pure PONZI gamblin' action for us kids playin' financial vidya
Who will pick your tendies from the tendies tree when there are no adults left?

[Anonymous No.55862812]

>>55862795
Seriously how the fuck do you think this? How do you not recall that AI wasn't even discussed a year ago? You guys are the people saying "lol no one even wants a fucking car!" in 1915

[Anonymous No.55862815]

>>55862795
Yeah the price is retarded but it's gonna get even more retarded. They're gonna blow out earnings and it's gonna pump a minimum of 25%. It pumped 10% on Monday alone. At this stage it's free money and I'm buying at any price

[Anonymous No.55862820]

>>55862794
>gambling puts
They're winning that gamble well at the moment.
t. soxl put seller who stands in deep shame

[Anonymous No.55862825]

>>55862806
Retail bears legitimately do not understand how to have a time horizon longer than a few weeks

[Anonymous No.55862827]

nice wicks shit and piss

[Anonymous No.55862832]

I am now back in money market ETFs

[Anonymous No.55862831]

>>55862795
>AI mania
It is coming to a close. Everyone now knows that to truly have a good AI worth investment it cannot be lobotomized. They also cannot release an AI that is not lobotomized or their ESG funs will stop coming in.

Normies are now understanding this.

[Anonymous No.55862837]

>>55862812
I think the same.
It probably wont take of in the next few years but AI will change the whole workplace. Literally Industry 5.0

[Anonymous No.55862841]

>>55862827
what's this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.55862842]

>>55862832
higher for longer

[Anonymous No.55862843]

glad I sold last week because some anons saw the writing on the wall, bought puts and im up massively now, hopefully this down trend continues into late September

[Anonymous No.55862844]

>>55862831
Coming to a close not even a year after entering the mainstream vocabulary? Jesus fucking christ and these are the people claiming bulls are irrational lmfao

[Anonymous No.55862849]

uh...anons??

[Anonymous No.55862854]

>>55862837
Is it really AI when big tech is determined to neuter it by hard coding in avenues of thought it isn't allowed to pursue?
Sounds like a fancy computer to me, and we already have super computers.

[Anonymous No.55862855]

>>55862831
Yea the AI craze is literally over already kek, boom and bust cycles are accelerating

[Anonymous No.55862857]

>>55862841
animal spirits fighting

[Anonymous No.55862859]

>>55862849
Do a several year lookback I want to know more.

[Anonymous No.55862862]

>>55862831
AI is fucking retarded but every single company was pressured to do something AI related over the past 12 months which means a ton of sales for Nvidia. It may only last a couple of quarters till things die completely but the stock price will go parabolic prior to that

[Anonymous No.55862863]

>>55862844
AI is not on the same timeline both up and down. I am not saying AI is not here to stay. I am saying people are going to have to really recalibrate what impact it will have.

[Anonymous No.55862865]

>>55862794
>>55862806
>>55862825
>>55862844
Look at the bond market you fucking retards. This is going to absolutely wreck all of you WSB idiots.

[Anonymous No.55862871]

>>55862865
The bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.55862874]

>>55862865
HAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S TALKING ABOUT BONDS AGAIN LIKE IT'S SPRING 2021

[Anonymous No.55862875]

>>55862849
>Suicided
They have to hide those numbers somewhere

[Anonymous No.55862877]

nasdaq is so much less boring than shitty sp500

[Anonymous No.55862878]

To ease your boredom during crab day, enjoy these funny faces anon

[Anonymous No.55862885]

SOXL sisters, is there any hope?

[Anonymous No.55862887]

https://www.mof.go.jp/english/policy/jgbs/auction/calendar/eresul/eresul20230817a.htm
>worst JGB auction since 1987
>1987
There are zero buyers. No one is buying this trash. Not a single human being.
Do you even remember what happened in 1987?
Were you even alive...?

>>55862735
This is cutting edge breaking news. fresh data compiled into the best macro advice on this platform.
>IGNORE AT YOUR OWN RISK
The market has slid since open. It has been in decline for 2 weeks straight. Do you really think today will be any different?
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.55862891]

Mumu is afraid

[Anonymous No.55862901]

>>55862855
>boom and bust cycles are accelerating
underrated point

[Anonymous No.55862905]

>>55862161
check again mumu

[Anonymous No.55862904]

was TTOO really just palestinian pump & dump?

[Anonymous No.55862906]

>>55862874
Uninversion is when the crash happens. >>55862871 We're uninverting by long term bonds yielding higher, not short term bonds yielding lower. You're going to lose everything and you deserve it.

[Anonymous No.55862910]

>>55862885
Naw, ditch and go nvda. It's the only stock in that bucket of piss worth a damn

[Anonymous No.55862911]

As he came into the window
It was the sound of a crashcendo
He came into his market
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
Mumu ran underneath the support
He could see Mumu was destroyd
So Mumu ran away from the screen
Mumu became a meme
It was his heem

Mumu, are you okay?
So, Mumu, are you okay?
Are you okay, Mumu?
Annie, are you okay?
So, Mumu, are you okay?
Are you okay, Mumu?
Mumu, are you okay?
So, Annie, are you okay?
Are you okay, Mumu?
Mumu, are you okay?
So, Mumu, are you okay?
Are you okay, Mumu?

Mumu, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
There's a sign in the window
That he shorted you - a crashcendo, Mumu
He came into your market
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran away from the screen
You were memed
It was your heem

[Anonymous No.55862914]

>>55862862
>It may only last a couple of quarters till things die completely but the stock price will go parabolic prior to that
I can see this being the most likely timeline.

[Anonymous No.55862915]

>>55862887
>Were you even alive...?
I was 1. Now what does this imply for, uh, the world?

[Anonymous No.55862922]

Its joever
Inflation will never be below 3% again

[Anonymous No.55862923]

>>55862760

[Anonymous No.55862925]

>>55862904
Thank you for doing the needful ser

[Anonymous No.55862928]

>>55862877
Imagine being this fuckin' clueless to the value of where the actual essentials to your daily life come from.

[Anonymous No.55862933]

what if I just throw 200k in apple? I've got almost 400k in cash right now just receiving interest

[Anonymous No.55862936]

When buy SOXL? Now or another month?

[Anonymous No.55862938]

>>55862922
>Inflation will never not keep rising by 3% minimum ever again.

FTFY

[Anonymous No.55862940]

>>55862933
Then you'll just lose a few grands a week

[Anonymous No.55862945]

Instead of pumping at the half hour you dump harder, hahaha

[Anonymous No.55862947]

ooooouuuuutttttaaaaa myyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.55862946]

>>55862885
Of course there is. The long term outlook for semis hasn't changed at all and in fact the only information coming out about semi manufacturers is objectively positive. It's not a coincidence that as soon as Soros and Buffett buy in there's suddenly an incredible amount of retail put buying because.....it's been going up so now it has to go down?? This is Big Money taking advantage of faggot bears before earnings continue to explode upwards.

>>55862936
Why would you wait until after NVDA earnings to buy?

[Anonymous No.55862949]

>>55862933
I'd personally wait until I know I'm not catching knives

[Anonymous No.55862953]

>>55862933
DCA retard don’t just open a 200k position.

[Anonymous No.55862954]

>>55862933
go for dividend traps and use the monthly payout to buy aapl

[Anonymous No.55862956]

>>55862947
OH NO NOT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.55862963]

I'm sure it will pump in 24 minutes.

[Anonymous No.55862964]

[Anonymous No.55862971]

>>55862933
AAPL is still near its previous high off of 3 consequtive quarters of falling earnings and sales in China are slowing. It was previously at $125 on January 1. It could fall a lot of things go south

[Anonymous No.55862972]

>>55862946
Heard, thank you.

[Anonymous No.55862977]

>>55862891
what? we havent been in fear yet??
still room to dump

[Anonymous No.55862987]

>>55862915
You were too young to have the memories set in. Be thankful that you were spared.
There are some decades that pass by in an instant, and yet some moments seem to last an eternity.
What is coming next will never be forgotten.

The only certainty in life is death.
It comes for you mumus. The markets are ablaze. The red candle has been lit.

[Anonymous No.55862988]

Still annoying how everyday market pump in premarket, then dumps. This shit doesn't happen to this extent in bullmarket.


PLS MUMU PUMP, I GOTTA RESHORT

[Anonymous No.55862996]

>>55862933
idk Anon. AAPL is a hardware/software company, allegedly, but their revenue is coming from subscription services. Looks sus to me.

[Anonymous No.55863005]

>>55862971
China just surpasses US to become the largest iPhone market n Q2.

[Anonymous No.55863007]

>>55862977
We're getting there.

>>55862987
OK but specifically, the Japan stuff, does it have repercussions on like, the dollar or something?

[Anonymous No.55863014]

>>55862933
Have you looked into QQQ? I'm pretty sure it's the same thing as AAPL.

[Anonymous No.55863015]

>>55862933
They are about to turn into a bank and are literally the monopoly of making the device that changed the world (smart phone)... Not the worst plan. I would stay cash if i was you.

[Anonymous No.55863018]

short for a month or stay 100% cash and just watch the world burn and chill?

[Anonymous No.55863020]

Lululemon (Ticker: LULU)

[Anonymous No.55863023]

TIVC bros… we won…

[Anonymous No.55863025]

October

[Anonymous No.55863033]

>>55863005
China's dead anon. Liquidity is drying up fast

[Anonymous No.55863036]

>>55863018
How about stay 60-70% cash and do some shorting if you feel somewhat comfortable about your plays

[Anonymous No.55863039]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.55863049]

>>55863007
>OK but specifically, the Japan stuff, does it have repercussions on like, the dollar or something?
It is all connected. Always.
Keep watch of the flows.

[Anonymous No.55863055]

>>55863005
>China just surpasses US to become the largest iPhone market n Q2.
The CCP views America and American companies as adversaries. I wouldn't bank on Chinaman saving us.

[Anonymous No.55863082]

every time it looks like it recovers it gets b0nked down

[Anonymous No.55863085]

QQQ looking pretty oversold
cmon mumu i know you wanna slurp the cheapies

[Anonymous No.55863090]

>>55863039
>growth company
>doesnt even beat with inflation

[Anonymous No.55863103]

>>55863082
Today's not a red day anon
We snibby now

[Anonymous No.55863106]

>>55863085
>cmon mumu i know you wanna slurp the cheapies
Thanks, just did

[Anonymous No.55863109]

>>55863090
Apple is supposed to go up because it has to. Because it's supposed to

Aaahhhhhh

[Anonymous No.55863112]

Please stop buying fucking puts

You incels fucking up my trades

[Anonymous No.55863116]

Now you pump, but you don't pump EU with you. I don't get these algos.

[Anonymous No.55863125]

>>55863085
I can't even afford rope, how can aI slurp?

[Anonymous No.55863129]

>>55863109
Solid reasoning, anon

[Anonymous No.55863139]

>>55863106
you are alright
make sure to get out before 364

[Anonymous No.55863148]

buythedipbros, whats on our menu today? thinking about slurping some paypal

[Anonymous No.55863150]

>>55863139
So you're saying it will top at $363.99 today?

[Anonymous No.55863164]

Secretly I'm a firm believer in crab supremacy and has subsequently sold puts on both SOXS and SOXL in line with this belief. Bears stand firmly on the side of logic and sound reasoning while bulls stand purely on the side of emotion, and these two forces battle each other into eternity while I collect premium.

[Anonymous No.55863170]

Buy CSCO buy puts or rest in peace

[Anonymous No.55863174]

>>55863049
>>55863007
Fine. An explanation:
Japanese residents are desperate for positive yield. The BoJ cannot possibly offer positive real yield. There is too much embedded leverage. The debt to GDP ratio is not supportive, despite private citizens owning the majority of their own national debt.
Look back at >>55862726
>US30YTIPS:Exchange => 2.082% +0.042
This is real yield. Pretax yield, but yield nonetheless.
>20-year JGB - 8/17/2023 6/20/2043 Lowest accepted = 1.385%
This is nominal yield. Yet it's lower than US real yield. Think about that.

So, a carry trade forms. Japanese residents buy US dollars. But when they sell, they're selling yen. The question is, who buys?
>USD/JPY 146.04
Turns out, no one is buying. No one smart anyway. Just BoJ holding an empty bag.
Again, it's all connected. ALWAYS.

The same moves are happening all around the world, in every single currency cross. DXY wrecking ball is in full motion. It has momentum now. It cannot be stopped.

[Anonymous No.55863184]

this market sucks cock

[Anonymous No.55863197]

so pathetic...

[Anonymous No.55863205]

>>55863150
my wager is we may retest somewhere between the big red candle from yesterday's close and today's slightly smaller red candle, then we fail and we come right back down to 360

[Anonymous No.55863206]

>>55863184
Not for the rich men North of Richmond

[Anonymous No.55863207]

>>55863174
>DXY wrecking ball is in full motion. It has momentum now. It cannot be stopped.
This ends in war, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.55863215]

>>55863164
based until inevitably heemed by the bear truth

[Anonymous No.55863225]

>>55863206
Qui?

[Anonymous No.55863226]

>>55863036
somewhat concerned nvda will cause us to crab for the rest of the year

[Anonymous No.55863231]

>>55863225
I don't speak surrender monkey

[Anonymous No.55863234]

>>55863116
eu is emerging market. would YOU invest in the 3rd world?

[Anonymous No.55863237]

Why is the US market so weak? Last week there were at least some swings. Since yesterday this thing just melts.

[Anonymous No.55863243]

>>55863215
In this instance I will be saved by my weight alliance towards the bear tribe. In truth, my soxl puts were more of a hedge in case I was wrong, and they will be the happiest loss I've ever taken as while, again, I believe in crab supremacy I am spiritually bearish myself.

[Anonymous No.55863249]

>>55863174
So, are you saying the Dollar rising is what is crashing the markets?

[Anonymous No.55863258]

>>55863234
Looking at the charts, your market looks like 3th world, thanks to inflation going only up exponentionally.

EU has swings reflecting reality and economy. Yours is nothing but an inflationcompensation

[Anonymous No.55863259]

>>55863249
There seems to be a correlation. But remember correlation != Causation.

[Anonymous No.55863263]

>>55862223
what kind of futures i have to check ?

[Anonymous No.55863266]

>>55863258
*3rd, lmao wtf.

[Anonymous No.55863276]

>>55863258
im not american, but i wouldnt invest anywhere else

[Anonymous No.55863283]

>>55863249
DXY is symbolic.
The dollar moves when some economic force is applied to it. The mechanism propelling that force is the yields differential.

[Anonymous No.55863287]

>>55863258
Reflecting the reality that the Euro was a really fucking bad idea? Ya

[Anonymous No.55863293]

>>55863263
SPY mostly

[Anonymous No.55863295]

kek they are selling again

[Anonymous No.55863305]

>>55863287
Yeah, like 31trillion debt.

[Anonymous No.55863307]

>>55863283
So, why are US yields rising this fast?

[Anonymous No.55863341]

>>55862911
As he tabbed into the window
It was the sound of a crash end yo
Bobo cummin on the market
Leavin bloodstains on the carpet
Mumu ran right through his margin
Mr shekleburg was callin
So he offered up his mortgage
It kept crashin
Now wrist slashing

Mumu are you ok
Will you tell us that your ok?
Theres gravestone on the doji
Means you owe me, now you blow me mumu
Bobo cummin on the market

[Anonymous No.55863357]

>>55863307
Massive debt issuance. The fed is desperate to monetize.. desperate to halt the liquidity that's been feeding inflation.
It's a hopeless, Sisyphean endeavor. Yet still they try. We're witnessing the side effects.

This deserves a longer explanation, but unfortunately this thread will start plunging towards the archive any moment now.
The bump limit has been breached.

[Anonymous No.55863359]

>>55863305
Debt is only an issue if you cant pay it, you know like how euros can never pay their debts, because they apply one interest rate to vastly different economies, you know, because they are retarded. Shoo, go have another solvency crisis

[Anonymous No.55863363]

>>55863341

[Anonymous No.55863376]

THE TREEES LIIKE TORCHES BLAZZED WITH LIIGHHT

[FRESH No.55863402]

>>55863390
>>55863390
>>55863390

[Anonymous No.55863404]

Mumu, can you please slurp?

[Anonymous No.55863553]

>>55863243
interesting gas plays