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[Anonymous No.55855254]

Should I kill myself?

[Anonymous No.55855260]

>>55855254
probably not

[Anonymous No.55855263]

No anon, what circumstances have led you to such a costly predicament? Let me give you some insight if you don't mind sharing

[Anonymous No.55855265]

>>55855254
absolutely

[Anonymous No.55855288]

>>55855254
that's not a good return on investment

[Anonymous No.55855306]

>>55855254
Try giving yourself to God first. Dedicate everything to Him. Repent, study the Word, walk in the way, be reborn and be washed of you sin. Walk in light anon. There is more to this than suffering in vain.

"Put on the Lord Jesus Christ and make no provision for the flesh to fulfill the lusts thereof." -Romans 13:14

[Anonymous No.55855318]

>>55855254
no. we’ve all been there. Life doesn’t always go down, it also goes up again. hang on, anon

[Anonymous No.55855323]

>>55855254
What makes you think things get better after you kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.55855322]

>>55855254
>Should I kill myself?
Are you costing anyone anything?

[Anonymous No.55855327]

>>55855260
>>55855263
>>55855288
>>55855306
>>55855318
Newfags

[Anonymous No.55855357]

>>55855327
>real 4channers are cool and edgy!
fag

[Anonymous No.55855390]

>>55855254
No. Absolutely not, anon. Your life has value and I love you, brother.
Unless you rape kids and torture animals. Then yes, promptly end yourself.

[Anonymous No.55855401]

>>55855254
Not before you give me all your money, 12k will suffice.

[Anonymous No.55855434]

>>55855254
You probably shouldn't, but I feel you, I have the tools ready and I was about to kms like 30min ago

[Anonymous No.55855473]

Well anon, life can be a real son of a bitch. But you know what they say - it's the only ride in town.

You see, life has a funny way of throwing curveballs at us all the time. Sometimes the universe takes pleasure in kicking us right square in the nutsack when we're down and out. It sucks, there's no denying that.

But here's the thing about life: it's an unpredictable mess of chaos and beauty rolled into one big hodgepodge of nonsense. Sure, things might seem grim now - darker than Jerry Seinfeld's sense of humor on a bad day - but who knows what lies around the corner?

Sure, being alive may not guarantee happiness or success or even peace of mind for that matter. And yeah, maybe you feel insignificant amidst this vast universe and its trillion other sperm competitors who missed their shot at existence.

But guess what? You made it! You swimmed your heart out among millions and here you are today! That might just make you one lucky son of a gun!

Now listen up, Anon. Life is like surfing... not that I'd know.. but hey! Just go with it!

Sometimes you catch those gnarly waves where everything seems to line up perfectly – sun shining on your face, dolphins jumpin bounds behind ya... Okay maybe not quite like that exactly.

Other times those waves crash right over your head leaving ya gasping for air under salty ocean water 'til ya think your lungs are gonna burst open like David Hasselhoff's pants when he eats too much cheeseburgers.

But just think about how awesome catching one righteous wave feels as you glide along the water, even if only for a moment. That's what life is, Anon - those moments of joy and triumph that make it all worthwhile.

You may be down and out now, but maybe, just maybe, there's a wave out there for you. Maybe it's love and laughter or even just some kick-ass sushi.

So hang tight, pal. Though life can be one messy rollercoaster ride at times, it has its gems too. And I'm betting my ass you've got plenty of waves left to ride.

[Anonymous No.55855478]

>>55855357
this
>>55855327
kys edgy loser

[Anonymous No.55855783]

>>55855254

[Anonymous No.55856062]

>>55855254
if you have to ask, the answer is always no

[Anonymous No.55856080]

>>55855254
possibly, but probably not

[Anonymous No.55856110]

>>55855254
Not really, I was about to do it last year, but then again I don't think it's worth it for the people that's left behind, find something you enjoy and stick to it, build a better routine, find a friend to talk to, and seek professional help, that's what's helping me, that and ofc Kinetix launch

[Anonymous No.55856141]

>>55856110
Are you going to a therapist? Or a psychiatrist?

[Anonymous No.55856146]

>>55855473
TL;DR nigger, I ain't reading all that

[Anonymous No.55856152]

>>55856110
so you basically are putting your hopes on others and on shitcoins, retarded af

[Anonymous No.55856158]

>>55855357
based, we can be better

[Anonymous No.55856161]

>>55856110
I started doing bjj and that helped me a lot with stress management

[Anonymous No.55856186]

>>55855306
Friendly reminder that God (ᚷᛟᛞ) is the stolen name of Godan (ᚷᛟᛞᚨᚾ), one of Odin's names: archive.is/E8xG6

The name God (ᚷᛟᛞ), as most people use it, came from the jewish theft of the Lombardic name of Odin, Godan (ᚷᛟᛞᚨᚾ), by the earliest missionaries of Christianity (who were all unmixed jews), in order to aid in their eradication of our Native religion by tricking the Native European people into signing over our souls to the jew-god Yahweh (יהוה). Nobody in southern Europe wanted anything to do with a foreign deity with a foreign-sounding name, but the name Godan/God they already knew, as it was Wodan; Odin. Thus early Christian converts were told to use Godan's name ᚷᛟᛞ (God), so the jews could more easily replace our Native European religion with the new judaic sect worshiping Yahweh (יהוה).

To call Yahweh by the name God is height of blasphemy. God is not Yahweh and Yahweh is not God. Yahweh's name (יהוה) isn't God (ᚷᛟᛞ). Godan is the only god whose name is God (ᚷᛟᛞ). Yahweh and Godan are two very different gods from two different continents and different races. The Mid Eastern Yahweh (יהוה) is not a god of European origin, unlike Godan (ᚷᛟᛞᚨᚾ) who is. Neither is Godan the god of the Bible - the jewish god Yahweh is. Yahweh was invented by the jews as a deification of jewry to unite the jewish race and aid in their war against the non-jews, by making non-jews subservient by replacing their Native gods and Native beliefs with the god and beliefs of jewry.

Godan/Goden itself came from Wodan/Woden (still today Oden in Swedish), which is Odin. In proto-Germanic it's Wodanaz. In modern German it's Wotan. "D" and "T" are very close in many European languages and the "d" in "Odin" is the Nordic letter ð (as in Óðinn) which is a mix of "D" and "T". For D=T see also: archive.is/nck73 -- which is why it's Wotan in German, and hence why it's Gott instead of God (so Gott Mit Uns = Odin With Us).

[Anonymous No.55856244]

>>55855254
only if you want to

[Anonymous No.55856254]

>>55855254
No because Dragons Dogma 2 isn’t out yet.

[Anonymous No.55856292]

>>55855254
If you have to ask the answer is no.
When you are done you are done. There is no doubt. You will know it. There are about a thousand fake “I’m just depressed so I consider to kms” stages before the real deal

[Anonymous No.55856326]

>>55855254
Of course not..
Don't fear. You have the spirit of God, nothing can derail you. All of those men who came before you, all of the nightmares they struggled through.. even in this corporate dystopia where people amuse themselves to death, there is a standard of living available to you that our ancestors could only dream about in their wildest imaginations.

Join a book club, anon. It sounds corny, and I won't elaborate, but I hope you do. Also, take up a fucking coed sport or something. Go play some fucking volleyball or basketball. Who cares if you suck. People will honestly respect you for trying. Unless you're a demanding attention-whore who tries to make yourself the center of attention and demand everyone slow down for you, you'll make friends and your life will improve.
Look at all of the support you got in this thread. Here, of all places. We love you, brother. If there are this many people with ultimately positive outlooks even in this cesspool, I think that's sort of moving, don't you?

[Anonymous No.55856387]

Go out in an orgy of hookers & cocaine like a real man

[Anonymous No.55856434]

>>55855254
Kill yourself if you want but remember that most of your suffering comes from desire. You can probably slash away all sources of suffering if you so desire. Find something fun to do be it a video game or your life's work, stop using stimulants, take walks and eat one proper meal with animal fats and proteins every day.

[Anonymous No.55856516]

>>55856186
ODAN>Godan>Odin

Dan is the serpent seed, the viper along the road. YHWH wins

[Anonymous No.55856585]

>>55856146
It wasn't even meant for you monkey brain

[Anonymous No.55856676]

Yes and thus you are free.. Nothing can stop you. Take some bastards out before you go.

[Anonymous No.55856709]

>>55856676
Glownigger just one number off of invoking satan; nice try, faggot. You and your shemale-loving, teenage, edgelord cohort (>>55855327) can fuck right off.
OP is going to be just fine.

[Anonymous No.55857960]

>>55855254
I know you mean it as a joke and want to push buttons. But I sometimes think about it. This world is shit and women are worthless. Whats the point of a man wageslaving without any purpose and no possibility of having a family with a good woman.

[Anonymous No.55859312]

>>55855254
No. Go to the hospital. Go to the ER and tell them you are having suicidal thoughts and you are worried you might act on them. They will check you in and you'll be seen by the on-call psychologist.

[Anonymous No.55859347]

>>55855473
>Life is like surfing
I can't swim

[Anonymous No.55859406]

>>55856516
Guess again Jew worshipper

[Anonymous No.55859482]

>>55855327
>1 post by OP ID
i think it's too late y'all

[Anonymous No.55859562]

>>55855254
I almost roped last year but was unironically saved by a homeless /lit/fag who lives in the woods.

[Anonymous No.55859619]

Do a flip
Or alternatively, go somewhere/do something extremely dangerous. If you dont care about death, then enjoy life

[Anonymous No.55859820]

Get more vitamin D and sugar; basically drink more milk

[Anonymous No.55859826]

>>55855254
Absolutely not. Do you understand by merely being alive it causes ((them)) to seethe and rage uncontrollably. Don’t be a faggot anon, don’t do it.

[Anonymous No.55860163]

>>55859826
Based, the people who hate you profit more from your death than you would profit from being release of this shitty world. So the natural response is to live.

[Anonymous No.55860449]

>>55855254
How would I know?

[Anonymous No.55860563]

>>55855254
>Should I kill myself?

Have you tried Viagra, hookers, and meth?!

[Anonymous No.55860816]

>>55855254
Nah man. Shits a very permanent solution to what is probably a temporary problem. Besides suicide, you probably already know what to do to fix your life. Consider changing your diet. Food as medicine is real. Why wouldn't the kinds of food you eat have drastic effects on the body? Its what your body uses as fuel after all. Look into the Carnivore diet. I used to want to kill myself. I really mean it when I say It probably saved my life.

[Anonymous No.55860824]

>>55855254
nah. we don't live that long anyway. 80, 90 tops. it may seem long and onerous but it is short in fact.
<t. half way through, literally have another 30ish years to live, if I am lucky.

[Anonymous No.55861364]

>>55855254
Just do it

[Anonymous No.55861375]

>>55855254
Yep, despair.