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Stay hydrated

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.55853373
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when should i sell?

>> No.55853380
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>> No.55853386

https://youtu.be/c4FYSIdWM5g

maverick=reddit
mannarino=4chan

>> No.55853387

glowies are a treacherous cancer on the republic, they make nothing of value, contribute greatly to the moral degeneration of the nation, and as a class, their hallmarks are petulance, sycophancy, and a rancid disdain for those they are charged to serve.

>> No.55853388

>>55853367
What news today caused everything to start dumping?

>> No.55853394
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>>55853388
NO
NEWS
WHATSOEVER

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>>55853380

>> No.55853399

>>55853387
You can't separate glowies form the republic. You either want democracy and the caste of bureaucrats and merchants or you want something else, but it's verbotten by the aforementioned caste.

>> No.55853403
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55853403

Let me see that DU-U-UMP

DUMP DUMP

DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP

>> No.55853416

>NVDA is down 0.5%
>Bobos euphoric
Meanwhile AAPL is green

>> No.55853417

>5 Reasons Why Stocks May Continue To Struggle

https://youtu.be/5HYdTvnaFGE

GAMMA NEGATIVE

OPEX WEEK

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55853422
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GO DOWN HOLY FUCK

>> No.55853423
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Oilsissies, today is not our day. Better to sell now will all the FUD?

>> No.55853425
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I'm laughing, I shouldn't be laughing but I'm laughing

>> No.55853430
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Which one are you buying anon?

>> No.55853432

>>55853425
its different

>> No.55853435

All of my grocery stores have stopped selling boysenberry jelly

>> No.55853441

>>55853425
When will this be updated?

>> No.55853442
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>>55853422
Fugg is that a new ytd high?

>> No.55853444

>>55853425
Stop posting this graph as if they are the same situation, you fucking retard.

>> No.55853457

>>55853422
Why would it go down? That rate still sucks and only a boomer retard would accept it. It could easily go up way more, and I still wouldn't move my money from the stock market.

>> No.55853459
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>>55853422
same thing I'm sayin' to BOIL.

>> No.55853461

>>55853367
I used to mix milk and cola as a kid.
No idea why.
>TSLA
I'm just not gonna look at my accounts for the next month

>> No.55853482
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>>55853430
Risk reversal spread. Sell 435 put (25 delta). Buy 449 call (25 delta).

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>>55853425
More like this, m8. Or that TA where it shows this time it forms a clear cup n' handle (forgot to save that pic). There is no denying we are still in a massive bull market, m8

>> No.55853493

1-2-3-4
5-6-7-8
schlamiel
schlamozzel
Hossenpfeffer Incorporated

>> No.55853495

>>55853444
We have been going down in a straight 45 degree angle for a month now lmao but keep holding those bags mumu

>> No.55853500

>>55853416
Check again ;)
Apple bout to give out.

>> No.55853505

>>55853430
Straddle all of them until I die a slow, painful death to atone for all my sins.

>> No.55853507

>>55853367
PFIZER JUST RELEASED REPORT THAT ADMITS MRNA SHEDS
>PFIZER JUST RELEASED REPORT THAT ADMITS MRNA SHEDS
PFIZER JUST RELEASED REPORT THAT ADMITS MRNA SHEDS
>PFIZER JUST RELEASED REPORT THAT ADMITS MRNA SHEDS
PFIZER JUST RELEASED REPORT THAT ADMITS MRNA SHEDS
>PFIZER JUST RELEASED REPORT THAT ADMITS MRNA SHEDS
PFIZER JUST RELEASED REPORT THAT ADMITS MRNA SHEDS
>PFIZER JUST RELEASED REPORT THAT ADMITS MRNA SHEDS

Wait until they release what the tests did.

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>>55853373
Now. Reenter in September.

>> No.55853510

>>55853491
Damn the cope with this one, sad

>> No.55853513

>>55853442
Yes, retesting October highs

>> No.55853524
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>Germany announces recession
>Netherlands announces recession
Anyone else?

>> No.55853527
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Goys...I'm scared. What's going to happen by EOD?

>> No.55853528

>>55853482
lol that switchstep before opening made me laugh. This is shit people do in clubs on mdma or keta for the lolz.

>> No.55853537

>>55853524
>America announces new definition of recession

Fucking Euro peasants.

>> No.55853538

>>55853495
I liquidated last week. Cope.

>> No.55853539
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>>55853507
Fuck off poltard everyone already knows their poison (which they are selling as vaccine) is bad for you. It's already priced in, it won't tank their stock.

>> No.55853540
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>>55853482
I like
>>55853513
World wide they're about to breakout ya think? i think so.

>> No.55853543

>>55853524
US announced recessions are a far right conspiracy theory, also probably putin is involved.

>> No.55853545

I need more money.

>> No.55853550

>>55853539
>it won't tank their stock.
>t. Budweiser investor

>> No.55853553

How over is it bros

>> No.55853554

well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

>> No.55853557

>>55853507
What does it mean though
>>55853527
Probably more selling

>> No.55853559
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>>55853500
>AAPL -0.01%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55853561
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>>55853537
>Euros now look at American dictionaries to base their existences around

>> No.55853562

>>55853369

Explain.
I don’t have Any desire to be rich.

I just want something to supplement me when I get older so I don’t have to retire at 67 half dead

>> No.55853566

You see, the cattle are domesticated, *owned* and kept in fences. The farmer comes in his truck from time to time and feeds them, gives them water, because they are completely unable to take care of themselves. Then, one day, seemingly suddenly out of nowhere, the farmer comes in a *different* kind of truck...

>> No.55853569

10Y TIPS getting close to 2%. Might buy some.

>> No.55853570
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That marks 3 bear market rally's, Mumu. 3 strikes and you're out. This is the big one. We'll take it from here.

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>the absolute state of gme

>> No.55853576

https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1692108515796261.webm
bobo's market.

>> No.55853578

>>55853557
It means long Pfizer, because everybody that wants a piece of them will end up dying whether vaxxed or unvaxxed.

>> No.55853581

>>55853493
Based L&S enjoyer

>> No.55853583

>>55853399
>>55853387
Americans don't have an aristocratic bone in their body but they desperately need one (no, not the people in the US who consider themselves aristocrats, those guys are jumped up merchants) to displace their corrupt leadership and fix the situation they are in. Unfortunately I think Americans are stuck in republic thinking so they are going to give themselves the Latin-America corruption cycle instead

>> No.55853584

>>55853557
https://youtu.be/t2Ait0phyQY

>> No.55853586

>>55853553
Let me put it to you this way, SPY falling to 200 by the end of the year would be the best case scenario.

>> No.55853596

>>55853586
>SPY falling to 200
there will be no soft landing my buddies

>> No.55853598
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>>55852231
okay I lost all those gains trading on the way down instead of going short and letting it ride

>> No.55853601
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>>55853571
The last time I saw people congregating around their stores was when the new Zelda came out. I don't even know if Playstation or Xbox users even get their shit there anymore.

>> No.55853604

>>55853583
What is this "aristocratic" bone? Europe lost most of it when they sent their sons to fight against each other. Everyone knows idealists are fools but they are the best of us.

>> No.55853615

>>55853524
>>55853543
>>55853537
>>55853561
Should I be happy or sad the US is about to giga plaza accord loot rape siphon Euro's economy to keep the USD going longer and push our inflation onto them?

I really wanted Europe to do well this century, but I also desperately need more time to accumulate USD and put it into land and other long term viable stuff.

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>>55853604
>What is this "aristocratic" bone?
Inbreeding to keep the family fortune in-house.

>> No.55853619

>>55853601
It's hilarious because back in 2020 Nintendo was already having more digital sales than physical

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INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF U GO DOWN TOWN

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>>55853524
europoors been in recession since last winter

US is in a light recession already but our fake data/willingness to keep the party going keeps us real high

>> No.55853626

>>55853571
AMC is getting a stock split of 10 to 1, and APE shares are getting converted to AMC shares. These people are fucking retarded. Look what happened to BBBY. It's the same fate waiting for these retards. The funny thing is if they would have sold and bought into other stuff, they would have been up since they've been bag holding for what, three years now? They need to learn to realize their loss and go seek potential gains elsewhere because they aren't going to see gains at all holding a shit company.

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>THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES

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>>55853571
They only have 3 years of cash left kek.

>> No.55853641

>>55853626
As a cnk holder i am quite delighted that AMC will go under and CNK will absorb that market share

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>>55853626
amc and the videogame pawn shop will end in a debt death spiral just like bbbyq.

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>>55853543
>PUTIN TAX HIKE!
AHAHAHAH
>AHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHHA

>> No.55853646

>>55853618
>Inbreeding
And end up with a chin like the Habsburgs? Inbreeding is the most crude and savage way to keep your family fortune and should only be used if you want to multiply the population. It only works if everyone in the family pumps out enough babies to form a tribe every generation.

>> No.55853649

>>55853584
So vaccine itself basically acts as a virus. Interesting

>> No.55853650

>>55853632
Oh its very likely this could be a slow motion car cash. It could be five years from now when it finally goes under but it'll happen
>>55853626
The big red flag is when they try to refinance their junk bonds.

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Damn, are we gonna get a fully red week? Then again, Dow was green 7 weeks in a row so it's to be expected that the market pulls back a bit. I would love to slurp some QCOM, Pepsi, maybe Texas Instruments or ASML

>> No.55853658
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>>55853645
>putin's gas hike
>when we are emptying the reserves to keep inflation artificially down

>> No.55853662

>>55853562
>I don’t have Any desire to be rich.
Wealth is America is draining to a very small class and is overall going out of the country. It's understandable you don't want to be rich, a lot of them are schizos, but you're going to learn to hard way that if you don't rule yourself others are going to rule you

>> No.55853664

>bobo euphoria is reaching unprecedented levels
>SPX is down .3%
What is wrong with you retards?

>> No.55853675

>>55853649
the injection was the virus. Question is, how are the elites able to avoid the shedding? You know they are able to be immune- but HOW??
>ivermectin
>frequency
how?

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i would

>> No.55853681

>Amazon shitting the bed after that earnings report
Come on man

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>>55853664
Verification not required.

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>>55853678
You Wood?

>> No.55853686

>>55853658
Bideneconomics is in full control!
>Muh Putin tax hike
So Biden is not in charge of our economy and Putin is? How is he a leader then... he admits he is not in charge...
>Timon: Annnd eveerrryone is OOOOKKK with this?

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>>55853618
>>55853646
Mildly amusing the popular consciousness still makes fun of the Habsburgs for being miserable inbreds while in reality most of them live very comfortable lives and some of them are quietly setting up institutions to take power in Europe again some decades down the line.

>> No.55853694

>oilfags
lmao, learn to take profit

>> No.55853695

>>55853615
>Euro's economy
What economy? All they do is pay for migrants and fall for the latest renewable scams.

>> No.55853697

>>55853686
im scooping up tips, my paychecks literally can't come fast enough

>> No.55853700

>>55853678
Looks like that lesbo doctor in Dr. House, wtf. The similarities are striking.

>>55853681
Hopefully it fills the gap so I can buy. Amazon is pretty far from ATH despite insane earnings. Its gonna be a nice next year

>> No.55853702

>>55853657
You don't sound like a bobo.

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I'm up. Bobo sees me. I'm down.

>> No.55853705

>>55853678
>>55853684
Sadly, these photos are photoshopped

>> No.55853711

kek so even the 'unsullied' /pol/cels will end up vaxxed
oh wait you need to kiss someone

>> No.55853714

Oil is hitting those "surprise Saudi announcement" levels. Oil bobos need to chill.

>> No.55853715
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You know this is one of the most orderly bearish trends I've seen in some time. It's abiding very nicely to trend lines in a way that doesn't often happen. It's a little spooky.
>>55853367
I used to make this mixture when I was a kid. I liked it. My siblings thought it was disgusting.

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im getting out of the market, wish I did it sooner - sold at a 10k profit, locked in 25% gains YTD

Bo-bros is there still time to go short?

>> No.55853723

It's so fucking over oilbros

>> No.55853725
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>>55853702
I am not. I am a LUMbullChad. I am awaiting cheapies but I really suck at picking up the bottom. I have no idea how you guys can pick the bottom or the top so well

>> No.55853730

>>55853703
Watch me while I move market mumu

>> No.55853734

>>55853723
It's been over since it broke above $80. Retracement back to $70s was inevitable. It's like a magnet.
Below $70 = easy long
Above $80 = free short
Simple

>> No.55853735

>$NVDA: Rosenblatt Raises Price Target to $800 from $600
SHLOMO ROSENBLATT SAYS BUY BUY BUY NOW GOYIM, $800 EOW

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Its so over

>> No.55853744

>>55853675
Dunno, probably have gotten placebos/saline for them and theirs
I'm just gonna hope my chain smoking has paid off, as a layer of tar around my lungs has kept me safe from three coof outbreaks at work and two around family.
>smoke cancer sticks, become invincible

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>>55853571
GME still isn't bankrupt, they have plenty of time to hope and cope

Now let's pull up BBBY(Q)

>> No.55853756

>>55853749
I drove by a GME location the other day and saw a girl walking out with a bag

>> No.55853757

I'm pretty sure it would have to be 5 consecutive negative days for us to be in a market correction right?

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>>55853749
>yet

>> No.55853760
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Can you hear me now? Sell today because I stress we have lower to go still.

>> No.55853761

>>55853749
Fucking hate GameStop.

>> No.55853766
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Why

>> No.55853767

>mpox hits
>get CMRX, everyone else makes mad dosh on SIGA
>become baggie, but waiting until december for fda news for their new cancer drug in phase 3
>volume has dried up, price has drifted from 2 to under 0.95
>buy puts to hedge, but it's so fucking illiquid there's no bid to sell them back
>has to pump to over $2.00 for me just to break even on my position
Like what the fuck, even september 1C has no bids and an ask of $200 per contract, the sellers are pricing in a big movement and nobody wants to take it

>> No.55853768

>>55853444
What’s different?

>> No.55853773

>>55853749
>only turned a profit during the holiday quarter after delaying payments to their employees and not restocking their sold goods
>even with that still on a net loss for the year
it's a sinking ship, I genuinely don't know how they fix it

every single video game console has its own online store and then theres shit like steam
and their fucking merch for anime weeb crap is terrible

>> No.55853776

>>55853749
GME is just depressing going into their stores. Always just a random assortment of shit in a desperate attempt to get people to buy SOMETHING.
Nearest Gamestop closed down after someone torched it, next nearest one I've seen funko pops, nendoroids, anime figurines, gunpla, shirts, board games and a bunch of other garbage rotated in and out. Maybe a third of its shelf space is video games

>> No.55853778

RTX is homosexual
That is all

>> No.55853783

>>55853760
post your positions and p/l

>> No.55853788

DFFN

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>>55853725
I knew you were a bull. The stocks you picked. The fact you want to buy now and that you'd LOVE to. All of that NOW. No, you are no bobo.

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55853798

>>55853783
Cash and puts.

>> No.55853800
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>>55853615
Europe peaked in 1990 anon. UK way before that. It's over. Has been for some time now.

>> No.55853801
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There is a time to buy and a time to sell. We just happen to be in the time to sell.

>> No.55853805

>>55853735
Lmao I was going to ask for source, B

>> No.55853810
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>>55853776
I have no idea why anyone would enter a GameStop in 2023.

>> No.55853813

>>55853801
Time to sell was three weeks ago imotbh

>> No.55853819

>>55853801
thank you for the advice pepe powel

>> No.55853823

>>55853776
>someone torched it
nice, insurance fraud

>> No.55853826

>>55853798
take screenshots of them. post them.

>> No.55853827
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55853827

Bonds are the black swan.

>> No.55853829

I capitulated

>> No.55853835

Just sold and locked in some massive profits this year, wanted to wait to see if this was a false bear trap but it looks like a legit downtrend is forming so I sold everything and bought puts.

Looking pretty comfy, we will probably crash the market until mid November in time for christmas, probably down 20% from here - start buying the bottom around then

>> No.55853837

>>55853725
>>55853796
And that you called it a
>pullback
What's missing would be
>healthy correction

>> No.55853842

>>55853810
I used to occasionally go in and look around when I got lo mein at a local mall. Schadenfreude I suppose?
>>55853823
Nah it was probably niggers being niggers

>> No.55853844

oh it's happening

>> No.55853850

>>55853826
I want you to hold.

>>55853829
Hopefully more people wise up. I will announce when I buy.

>> No.55853854
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And now I slurped

>> No.55853857

>>55853850
surely you're not embarrassed about the 300 dollars in puts you bought yesterday right?

>> No.55853858

>markets
https://youtu.be/T-yi7Oq4XZU

The fuck is happening here

>> No.55853859

>>55853766
What does that mean about frying chicken? Was his piss making a crackling sound from multiple kidney stones coming out? Probably needs to drink more water if he's taking creatine

>> No.55853860

>>55853844
what.. Bidenomics?

>> No.55853870

>>55853857
Nope.

>> No.55853884

>>55853857
Why would he be embarrassed he could have shorted yesterday's bottom and still be up today

>> No.55853885
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Price action just turned organic

>> No.55853889
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55853889

It happened again

>> No.55853892

Ive got 10k, shill me some stocks.

No trash like Bed Bath and Beyond or Gamestop. I'll be back after my shower. If you don't give me a good answer I'll short

>> No.55853893
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55853893

>Shorts
>Sharts
>Shurts

>> No.55853902
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>>55853796
Well obviously, who wouldn't be a bullchad? I got Apple at $30 and with so many splits they even give pretty nice divvies. I also got Texas and Pepsi at low levels and they also give extremely good gains and divvies... but bloody hell is it impossible to buy now. And that is why I would like a nice correction. But let's be honest here, how likely is it for Pepsi to drop more than 20% I would say the possibility of that happening is zero.
QCOM is something that I've had my eyes on for a while now. Good earnings, low P/E, nice divvies, but that issue that they have with ARM is a bit worrisome. That could easily torpedo the stock by good 15-30%

>> No.55853904

>>55853893
>Shoahs

>> No.55853906

>>55853884
embarrassed about being a poorfag new trader who has no idea what he's saying and thinks he's some savant because he happened to guess correctly on price action and will suddenly vanish when we resume going back up

>> No.55853915

>>55853885
Like a runaway truck ramp before it rolls back down hill and explodes.

>> No.55853916

Sell off in September and October is gonna be fucking lit yo
>https://youtu.be/X-f4im0PeUQ

>> No.55853918

>>55853889
This is what we sacrifice children to Moloch for

>> No.55853930
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55853930

/smg/:
>WHATS HAPPENING CLOWN MARKET

Calendar:

>> No.55853931

>putting 130k into a MMF right now will give me roughly 500-600 a month
Damn this seems like an obvious choice but I dont feel right selling my mutual funds that I have been holding onto since I was a kid. I mean I can always buy back into them but still.

>> No.55853934

>>55853906
Being lucky is a desirable trait to have. Maybe he'll luck out again and buy calls once trend reverses.

>> No.55853938

inverse head and shoulders coming up, hope the news at 2 are good

>> No.55853943

>>55853892
RTX

>> No.55853944
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55853944

>>55853904
>Shmita

>> No.55853953

>>55853938
>inverse head and shoulders coming up
What chart nigger?

>> No.55853961

youve had plenty of time to accept this next phase of the market
today, your time runs out

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I'm gonna load up on more shorts and puts, got a gut feeling that shit will go from bad to worse

>>55853902
What does alien feet and tits smell like bros?

>> No.55853967

>>55853953
Looks like spy, it’s possible but too early to call

>> No.55853971
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55853971

5min HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

>> No.55853972
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>>55853507
link or triple samefag and then kys

>> No.55853977
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55853977

why are the markets pumping, was it leaked early??

>> No.55853978

>>55853944>>55853944
>Qui gf.jpg

This right here is peak democracy, ie peak sterility and shows the glowies mentioned in >>55853387 have completely won, because they control both sides of any protest. To understand leftism you can look at France and their perpetual protests. This culture of revolt and uprising is fed by the humanists, ie the atheist ruling class (ie oligarchs, bureaucrats, academia, entertainers, journalists), since now that 99% of the whole world is humanist with democracy this and republics that, their big idea was to do a revolution on the republic, but with the republic already being the revolution on the monarchy, this doesnt work. This is called marxism. the humanists are still hyping revolution to stay in power and intellectually being omnipresent on the political field, and entertain the plebeians of some ''change'' and doing another revolution (which again doesnt make sense, even intellectually since it is the atheists who have been in power since 1789) but this time ''the real revolution will happen'' and this time ''the people will have a voice'' and so on

You have to understand that this humanism is a religion, just like any other. It has dogmas, it has symbols, it has oppression and it has lots of hypocrisy.

So the atheist baptism is to actually revolt on the bureaucrats and their atheist cops that they sent. For the generic champagne leftist, it is really an atheist ritual to fight at least once the cops in the street of paris. For the middle class it is just venting out and breaking public shit. Again it is really fucked up because both the bureaucrats and the peasants are the same people saying the republics is awesome and there should be more bureaucrats telling people what to do and giving money to the plebs.

>> No.55853985

>>55853953
yes, SPY
but wait for the news

>> No.55853987

>>55853977
you really dont know anything, do you

>> No.55853988

>>55853938
>>55853953
I swear I hate it when people talk about formations and don't mention the time frame or chart and worse it's on the 5min.

>> No.55853991

>>55853978

Humanism is just utterly fucked up.
On the cop side, the cops are eager to fuck the peasants up. They say explicit they cant wait to beat up the protestors.
Plus bureaucrats are shit at managing anything, especially a city, a country, really anything, even their bureaucracy. So lots of outcry from the roasties and twitter tards, and tactical mistakes from the cops

humanists are bored since the day they killed monarchy for good, and now they turn inward, so they hate themselves lol

>> No.55854008

>>55853988
Don’t scoff at intraday patterns, nigger

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>>55853963
>What does alien feet and tits smell like bros?
I guess I could confer that knowledge unto you, but are you sure you want to know? There is a distinct possibility you will never be able to return to your earth females or maybe you will find your love for cute green-haired alien females has diminished. You prepared for that?

Also, considering all the FUD commodities have gone through lately, why has only oil been the only survivor? Copper took a massive hit (understandable because of China though). Gold down because DXY up. Everyone craps on oil yet it has no effect. Also, if politicians want a low oil price, why not simply engage more rigs? It's that simple, isn't it? Oil price is easily manipulated so clearly the big money is happy with expensive oil. We could have cheap oil and gas but no no, fugg the people right?

>> No.55854013

People actually care about Fed minutes? That fake statement they make about what they did last month?

>> No.55854017

A MINUTE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.55854018
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55854018

>>55853889
They really are whale dumping on earnings, aren't they
>>55853978
>since 1789
1815. Napoleon was a Catholic frog and understood its value better than the Jacobins.

>> No.55854021

>>55853425
Same thing in bitcoin too and amazing that retards can't see it.

>> No.55854026

MP is getting fawwked, I guess it's on its way to 16 - 17 range by next earnings unless rare eaths prices rebound hard oh well i guess, still gonna add.

>> No.55854027

>EU is fucked because dollar
This is about the EU getting caught off guard by the eastern hordes, which we tried to warn them about in the late 2010s. That includes jews.

>> No.55854030

We will end at 4439

>> No.55854032

>>55853988
People trade 5 minute charts? Lowest I look at is 30min

>> No.55854033

>>55853509
Imagine fucking her like a flaeshlight. She's perfect for it. Wouldn't that be funny?

>> No.55854034

they will redeem now
no refunds

>> No.55854036

>>55854018
>whale dumping
what does whale dumping mean?

>> No.55854049

>4.25% 10-YEAR
>5% 2-YEAR
>4.25% 10-YEAR
>5% 2-YEAR
>4.25% 10-YEAR
>5% 2-YEAR
>4.25% 10-YEAR
>5% 2-YEAR

>> No.55854056

>>55854049
4.25%? There was a lot of resistance there

>>55854036
Excess supply

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>>55854049

>> No.55854062

Fed is trying so hard to pump the market and can't even hold a cent of green.

>> No.55854067

Where did EBET anon from a few days ago go?

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>> No.55854072

>>55853893
>shart in the mart
>short in the ____?

>> No.55854073

>>55854049
Good thing yields don't matter anymore. If anything that's bullish for stocks. 5.8% real GDP growth with 4.25% 10 year is very very accommodative and has the same effect as QE

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>>55854070
t-thanks, just checked it

>> No.55854077

The only one to survive this market are professional bulls thats why I buy pbr

>> No.55854079
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55854079

I am buying ROBT puts. Double top formation. Ai bubble appears to be popping. Rather than buying nasdaq puts that will get rekt if AAPL and the other mega-caps do well, buy just Nasdaq ai puts so you can focus in on the ai bubble.

>> No.55854087

>>55854049
uh, Ackman was right?

>> No.55854089

I bought Walmart calls at $170

Is it even possible for this to happen?

My theory is that my fellow Americans are fat and retarded

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>>55854049
maybe I should buy bonds

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>>55854073
>If anything that's bullish for stocks.
>5.8% real GDP growth
DONT TELL HIM LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.55854101

>>55854089
Expiry Date?

Unlikely with every retailer starting to put buy 1 get 1 as the spending limit of consumers starts to hit while supply starts ramping up

>> No.55854104

>>55854075
>SPY up 17% this year
>i think it can still go higher
this is why we mock you mumu

>> No.55854106

>>55854089
>>55854101

Expiring this Friday, earnings are tomorrow

>> No.55854108

>>55854099
>adjust gdp for cpi
>there's been an indicator invisible recession for over a year

>> No.55854119
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>>55854049
real yields are back to 2011

>> No.55854120

>>55854106
Dumb fuck hahah sell them if it opens high after an earnings beat.

>> No.55854121

>CPI now tied to the amount of luxury goods stolen during election year riots

>> No.55854127

>>55854099
>DONT TELL HIM LOL
It's probably even higher but the Fed wants to tarnish President Biden's name and pretend that this isn't the greatest US economy in history. I wouldn't be surprised if GDP growth is closer to 10% because of Bidenomics

>> No.55854135

>>55854108
>adjust gdp for cpi
Real GDP is already adjusted for inflation

>> No.55854136
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OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.55854138

>>55854120
That’s the plan

>> No.55854140

The market top coincided with the song Rich Men north of Richmond going viral.

>> No.55854146

sheesh markets are selling off right now

>>55854010
compared to the women in USA, I would gladly take some cute alien women with soft feet and big tits any day.

>> No.55854151

>>55854106
To emphasize why I'm laughing, 170 is a price that has not been discovered yet, and you're banking on the earnings to sneed it to 6% above ATH

>> No.55854159

And just like that WTI oil will never be over $80 ever again

>> No.55854162
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55854162

have any of you traded long enough to have seen these kinds of market conditions before? like with rate controls, recession etc? care to share some info or commentary?

>> No.55854166

>>55854135
No, it's in USD

>> No.55854175

>>55854162
this would be good, cause if you can learn to trade in this market you can do anything

>> No.55854179

>>55854127
Student loan payments start back up in 2 weeks. That's Bidenomics. Trump 2024 nigga. Fuck climate change

>> No.55854182
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*snifff* *snifff*
mmmmm, bear fear

>> No.55854185

ooooooohhhh

>> No.55854194

>>55854162
>>55854162
Following.

The way I see this market, if the 1980's was giving caffeine to someone in the morning, the 2020's is giving caffeine to someone at night.

>> No.55854195

>>55854179
>Student loan payments start back up in 2 weeks
lmao no they don't. Biden already announced a 12 month on ramp period where nothing happens to you if you don't pay. By the end of those 12 months Biden will have a plan in place to forgive student debt. Student loans WILL be forgiven thanks to President Biden

>> No.55854205

>>55854182
what is there for us to be fearful of?
yields continuing to go up, DXY continuing to go up
we don't give a fuck if we close the day flat or green - we care about the overall trend - intraday movements (literally) don't matter

>> No.55854213

>>55853972
>>55853584

>> No.55854225

>>55854195
Never drinking Bud Light again. Never shopping at Target again. Actively avoiding any company claiming to be ESG. Never EVER EVER EVER buying an electric vehicle. Glowie

>> No.55854229

>>55854205
>yields continuing to go up
Bullish for risk assets. Yields and company valuations are positively correlated now, just compare the Nasdaq to yields since March
>DXY continuing to go up
Bullish because it destroys emerging markets and forces all their money to flow into the USA
We have literally the greatest and strongest economy in the history of the world

>> No.55854234

>>55854205
He's just a delusional bullposter

>> No.55854246

I hate this retarded faggot market so fucking much.

>> No.55854252

oh fuck

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>>55854195
>Student loans WILL be forgiven thanks to President Biden
>loans
>forgiven

>> No.55854300

cup and handle forming? I don't know this stuff

>> No.55854302

Bobos are fucking delusional if they think this latest dip is THE BIG ONE™. Stocks want to go up. Stocks will go up. And basically, Bobos are all going to starve this winter and that will be the just and correct outcome.

>> No.55854305

BOBO??

>> No.55854315

>>55854119
Just 10% more (20 bps) and they'll reaching pre-GFC peak levels. Too bad about the taxes though. Since you get taxed on nominal yields portion which are currently inflated, you actually need more than 2% real yield right now to match those highs of the past in terms of post-tax income generation.

>> No.55854319

oh non non non monsieur bôbô.....

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oooouuuuttt of my wayyyyyyy

>> No.55854324

>>55854030
Will I be right?

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>>55854302
This is the big one

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>>55854300
Cup and handle is a long term pattern most reliable on 1 day candles and 1 week candles. It's not really a thing intraday on 5 minute candles or whatever. For newbie ta, don't worry about candlestick patterns at all. Just pick a few indicators and follow those.

>> No.55854339

>>55853583
>they are going to give themselves the Latin-America corruption cycle instead
100%. Our system of governance was designed for a moral, Anglo-Saxon people. As our country becomes less Anglo-Saxon every single day, and more hispanic, black, and whatever various assorted third world flavors you want to throw in, Brazil looks increasingly like our future.

>> No.55854341

>>55854195
Yeah I've decided that I'm simply not paying them back. We have entered the era where you literally don't have to have any personal responsibility and if they try and force you to, you can just riot and the government will take care of it.

>> No.55854352
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55854352

Tonight, my head is spinning
I need something to pick me up
I've tried, but nothing is working
I won't stop, I won't say I've had enough
Tonight, I start the fire
Tonight, I break away
Break away from everybody
Break away from everything
If you can't stand the way this place is
Take yourself to higher places

>> No.55854355

>>55854332
Giga bullish for stocks and the economy. 4.25% yield with an economy growing at 10%+ annually is a recipe for insane growth and stock market gains

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>>55854049

>> No.55854366

>>55854341
>Yeah I've decided that I'm simply not paying them back
No one will pay them back. Biden already said there will be a plan in place to eliminate student debt. The 12 month on ramp period is just to hold everyone over

>> No.55854385
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55854385

So they're literally allowing another year of interest to accrue with no credit hit? As in, blind to a year of derogatory events to credit?

>> No.55854387

>>55854195
>>55854366
Democrats will string you along for 2 MORE WEEKS until a republican makes the right decision, then democrats cry to vote for them next time. You will pay.

>> No.55854389

SELL
SELL
SELL

>> No.55854391

>>55854355
All Leftys are sheep. It doesn't matter which type of lefty you think you are. All low IQ sheep

>> No.55854407

>>55854334
appreciate the tip Anon

>> No.55854413

pls buy my PTRA bags

>> No.55854418

>>55854352
post max risk positions

>> No.55854419
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55854419

>>55854300
Just use the 200 MA on weekly or daily charts. Long term is easier to trade. If you move to smaller time frames then make sure the long term and mid term trend is in your favor. Ignore candles, patterns, and most TA.

>> No.55854425

>>55854366
We're basically inflating student debt away. The national debt is so high why not tack on another $500 billion to erase student loan debt. Imagine actually paying off your student loans like a good goy when the good guys are in charge. Lol. Lmao even.
>>55854387
Doesn't matter. Americans aren't interested in being fiscally conservative. Our nations flag should just be a maxxed out credit card printed on a flag.

>> No.55854439
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>>55854323
NO U

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>>55854213
>>55853507
the faggots who made the videos didn't post any direct links, the faggots who's article they are quoting didn't post any direct links AND posts a link to a "Solution" they created, oh and thirdly Toxiplasmus Gondi AKA Cat bacteria can stay in your lymph nodes for life and is also shed between skin contact. where is the proof this is harmful?

Pathetic really, everyone in that youtube video should be gutted. I wonder howw much money they've made off their snake oil

>> No.55854449
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55854449

CLOSE AT THE LOWS

>> No.55854452

>>55854419
that's a good idea, i've been trying to do more intraday trades but I can't wrap my head around this market right now. it's nerve wracking

>> No.55854455
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55854455

sour/power hour shaping up to be sweaty today. stay hydrated.

>> No.55854454

>>55854425
>inflating away
That implies that wages keep up with inflation.

>> No.55854461

>>55854418

>> No.55854463
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55854463

>>55854425
>Our nations flag should just be a maxxed out credit card printed on a flag.
Would go nicely with the findom flag

>> No.55854480

>>55854418
>>55854461
Forgot to post ss
But I had like 280 0 day calls slightly in the money, when spy went just under 441.
YAHTZEE MOTHERFUCKERS

>> No.55854492

>>55854447
>taking anything anyone says about vaccines here seriously.
The fact you even acknowledged it gives him the win. We're all schizos here segregated from the rest of society
>>55854454
They will. A lot of labor strikes are already happening as we speak, and like I said before, rioting is always an effective option because crime is legal in the United States as long as you do it as a group.

>> No.55854494

>Normally use door dash to order my tendies
>Costs about $22 with tip
>Decide to drive to get my food today for no particular reason
>$14
Jesus Christ I'm deleting this fucking app I knew I was being overcharged, but this is ridiculous.

>> No.55854497

PTRA to $1 sirs

>> No.55854499
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>>55854480
Jesus I'm a tard

>> No.55854500

>>55854447
>Toxiplasmus Gondi AKA Cat bacteria can stay in your lymph nodes for life and is also shed between skin contact. where is the proof this is harmful?
Feline paws typed this post. Don't think I'm not onto you

>> No.55854501
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GUYS GUYS; BULLISH, HIGH YIELDS, HIGH RATES, HIGH STOCKS, ALL BULLISH, BULLISH I SAY TO YOU

NVIDIA 800 IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE MEMO

>> No.55854509

>>55854480
you will eventually get ass blasted

buy a car and pay taxes

>> No.55854516

>>55854499
I gotta call my friend who works at Schwab he owes me a steak and wine.

>> No.55854518

OH HSIT THIS IWLL BE A 1h DOUBLE BOOTTOOM

>> No.55854532

>>55854509
Have a 5 year old altima paid off,
Prob gonna pay off the rest of my student loans and throw enough to cover cap gains into a 6 month cd.

>> No.55854539

>>55854499
kick ass, BLESSED

>> No.55854541

>>55854089
>>55854106
As a WMT associate, that's retarded. It crabbed around 160 for two weeks, near the ATH. An ER beat would be bearish for the economy. No way its moving that high

>> No.55854549

>>55854494
I spent $250 last week playing poker. Didn't realize it until I checked my bank app. I was ashamed of myself but I love poker. Decide to just take some time and play regular vidya. I recommend shakedown hawaii

>> No.55854551

holy shit nvidia is going to bankrupt so many hedge funds. they are desperate

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>>55854323
>>55854319
>>55854305
>>55854302
>>55854185
>>55854182
>>55854136
fucking retards lmao

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>>55854452
Check the 200 MA on smaller time frames for intraday. SPY is below the 200 on the 4 hour, 1 hour, 30 min, 15 min, 5 min right now. You wouldn't want to buy daily SPY calls right now. Follow the trend for your trading timeframes.

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>>55854551
So what's the deal with the 305 gap on NVDA?

>> No.55854585

>>55854499
Jesus, I'm not bragging at all
I'm so stupid I lost 450 dollars, less than 1% of what i won. Man, I'm so stupid, I'm such a fuckin imbecile. I'm so retarded, please close my fuckin account before I bankrupt myself.

>> No.55854584

>>55854532
>pay off the rest of my student loans
good idea with rates increasing everyday

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>>55854492
>>55854500
yes i'm sorry, this is a stock thread I got carried away because i'm an anxious kat
I will run around really fast next time instead

>> No.55854602

WTIchads... we're going up again tomorrow, right?

>> No.55854611
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God bless bioshits

>> No.55854618
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Mumu still struggling but it's death throes. It will all be over soon mumu.

>> No.55854620
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>>55854597
>>55854500

>> No.55854624
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I got an interest payment today :)

>> No.55854631

4436-4439 closing.

>> No.55854636

>>55853422
Why buy stocks when you can get 4,5% guaranteed for 20 years

or maybe this says something about future inflation

>> No.55854647

>>55854585
Win some you lose some brotha.
Been on the other end waaaaay too many times last couple years.

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>>55853367
My weekly earnings pic related.

Thinking of liquidating, but instead putting $500 more into it to 'buy the dip'. Did I make the right call?

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>>55854664
What did you buy?

>> No.55854677

Remember, it is an absolute certainty that more banks will fail. It's just a question of if it's priced in or not

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>>55854675
>>55854664
>>55853367
https://m1.finance/8WoQX7TK-qxb

^my portfolio.

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>>55854677
If it's an absolute certainty, wouldn't it be priced in?

>> No.55854692

>>55854636
SP 500 with an initial 100k investment ends up at $673,000 over 20 years, assuming 10% compound annual growth. 4.5% ends up at $241,000.

>> No.55854697

>>55854447
Do you not know how to read?
>I warned you, do with it as you wish.

>> No.55854700

>guys should I keep holding?
>guys should I buy the dip?
Lmao. I have told you what to do near 2 weeks now and you still ignore my word. People deserve to lose money.

>> No.55854705

>>55854691
depends on how big the bank is

>> No.55854716

>>55854447
>I wonder howw much money they've made off their snake oil
Who Pfizer? Lawlz The irony of the clotshot cucks is amazing.

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>>55854687
The only thing I can comment on there is the defense part. Brutal timing on DFEN. Major parts like BA, TXT, and GD just popped and are about to keel over (I sold :)). I'm picking at LMT and RTX now.

>> No.55854719

This will pump in 23 minutes...

>> No.55854721
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>>55853422
its quite the opposite
it wants to shoot up but is facing resistance to do so

>> No.55854725
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SPY 431 is the next stop isnt it?

>> No.55854726

baking

>> No.55854738

>>55854447
I still wouldn't want this experiment vaccine in my body. It was so obvious they were lying about everything that could happen. My doctor also tried to convince me. Tried the "don't you want to save the people around you" Lol, I said no, not gonna risk that for others.

>> No.55854740

>>55854716
I shedded on you chud. You can't hide from it.

>> No.55854741

>>55854692
what if you look at
1915-1935
1929-1949
1965-1985

the world is a risky place, past earnings blah blah blah

>> No.55854742

Natgaschads how do we feel about PET.TO?

>> No.55854750

Why does every major tech firm have an indian CEO? What makes indians so much better at tech? Is it the poo?

>> No.55854755

MUMU??

>> No.55854760

>>55853367
>>55853367
>>55853367
>>55853367
NEW

>> No.55854761

>>55854718
>>55854687
>>55854675
>>55854664
>>55853367
My Defense slice is the only thing that went up today.

>> No.55854762

>>55854726
QUICK I WANT TO SMUG POST IN A NEW THREAD

>> No.55854767

>>55854750
they promote and hire each other... nepotism is only bad when ytpipo do it chud

>> No.55854772

>>55854760
Retard

>> No.55854775

My bad guys
>>55854708

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>>55854755
y-yeah, y-you need something

>> No.55854786

>>55854775
>no name
Fail.

>> No.55854793

>>55854775
Nice thread ya dingus

>> No.55854843
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Calls gang

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whoa thats a really big shakeout!

>> No.55854920

>>55853367

Is Block (SQ) still a based long buy? It's one of the few techs down with a good functioning product and crypto potential.

>> No.55854944

Bump

>> No.55854974

>>55854920
stop being brown

>> No.55855028

Bump

>> No.55855033

AYO WSG NIGGAS? THERE’S AN UNUSUAL % OF PUTS RIGHT NOW, I HOPE YA’LL BOBOS ARE READY TO GET LIQUIDATED. YA’LLS MARKET MAKERS WILL BE PUMPING THE MARKETS AND LIQUIDATE YOUR SHORTS, IN FAVOR OF THEIR HOMIE GEORGE SOROS.

>> No.55855047

CRTTF
CRTS.v
Cortus Metals owns a strategic suite of mineral properties in Nevada. Accumulate now at low levels for astonishing returns once the PM markets rebound.

>> No.55855160

>>55855047
BTRFS for me

>> No.55855189
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Spy calls time?

>> No.55855195

>>55855189
not yet, this is going to get way way worse.

>> No.55855229

>>55855160
Never heard of it. Does it have a name?

>> No.55855235

bake you cucks

>> No.55855333

>>55855235
Imagine starting a thread on 4chan or even 4channel. Lmao

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Nvidia.... tick tock

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the market's closed
it's over
what are you guys still doing here?
go home

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>>55855472
smg IS home

>> No.55855684

kek baggies

>> No.55855695

>down $1000 on my Tesla stocks.
>my portfolio since the 1st has been red

Elon please…

>> No.55855726

went all-in TQQQ @ $37.73 for an pajama bounce
ama

>> No.55855747

spx short term rebound tomorrow?
its getting oversold all the way to 4h

>> No.55855858

Bump

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>>55855695
>>55855726
>>55855747
What part of "double top" don't you niggers understand?

>> No.55856036

>>55855877
why do the mumus have udders?

>> No.55856047

you lazy fucks. I got something to say, somebody fucking bake

>> No.55856056

>>55855726
I went all in on SOXL at $20.88

>> No.55856142
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>>55856036
Reddit troons.

>> No.55856164

I'm going to start a couple of cyrpto currency threads

>> No.55856211
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>>55856056
I bought a little bit at $20.73, my first ever SOXL. Do you know what that means? SOXL is no longer for troons, it is now a based trading instrument.

>> No.55856295

New
>>55856284

>> No.55856299

>>55856036
mumus are bull-to-cow trannies

>> No.55856365

>>55856295
>>55854708
kek