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[/smg/ stock market general No.55843063]

Lady In Red Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55843070]

first for anime and losing money oh and check these digits

[Anonymous No.55843076]

>>55843063
Did they die?
Is this China?

[Anonymous No.55843078]

Newfag here, can someone tell me how SOXL works? Like how does it 3x? And if it's a good trade soon?

[Anonymous No.55843079]

RIP CHARLIE SHEEN

[Anonymous No.55843082]

>>55843076
Nah they're fine.

[Anonymous No.55843083]

>>55843079
please buy mumus i want to short again

[Anonymous No.55843084]

BOIL comin' back down some but not enough. PATIENCE.

[Anonymous No.55843087]

>>55843070
Check deez nuts and digits. Red sour hour coming soon

[Anonymous No.55843091]

>>55843063
Oil panchods…. It’s over

[Anonymous No.55843094]

China's economy is dead in the water isn't it? Not saying they're going to collapse but it feels like they're falling into permanent stagnation, unironically way too much shit working against them and even their cooked numbers are missing expectations.

[Anonymous No.55843106]

>>55843094
yeah, they have grown all they can and now that they are in complete demographic collapse due to one child 40 years ago, its stagflation forever

[Anonymous No.55843110]

O yielding a pitiful 5.35% at current price.

[Anonymous No.55843111]

Cop or not?

[Anonymous No.55843116]

>>55843111
You're going jail Richard.

[Anonymous No.55843119]

>>55843111
Sneed or feed?

[Anonymous No.55843125]

Is there something weird going on in the markets?
Because I've been extremely hungry lately

[Anonymous No.55843131]

>>55843111
cows had to die for this

[Anonymous No.55843134]

>>55843094
China's economy will be fine because they are working on fertility operations (cock milking facilities)

[Anonymous No.55843135]

>>55843131
louis vuitton is pvc not leather

[Anonymous No.55843136]

FOMO is starting, they don't know about the fundamentals lmao /smg/ is gonna to miss it.

[Anonymous No.55843140]

No competition for Cogwise in the AI sector, leading the AI integration into the blockchain.

[Anonymous No.55843143]

>>55843135
they'd still kill the cows just for fun

[Anonymous No.55843147]

>>55843063
Does anybody still use the phrase "Moon" anymore?

[Anonymous No.55843146]

>>55843111
How much do you think the people that designed it make? Where do they make their products? How much of a markup is that just because of the name of the brand? One time, I went to the mall, and they had an LV store. The line was packed, and it was just filled with Blacks and Latinos. They don't know how to manage their money.

[Anonymous No.55843157]

>>55843078
Apply some moving averages and see what works on different time frames (like pic related for example). As for a pure long term hold, no. The volatility on the underlying is too high. Check out the past 5 year performance of SOXX vs SOXL. SOXX wins. SP 500 theoretically maxes out at 3x leverage and Nasdaq 100 at 2x. The standard deviation of SOXX is much higher. That's bad.

[Anonymous No.55843158]

>>55843111
A number of things irritate me about this.

[Anonymous No.55843163]

Please stop buying TTOO. Please

[Anonymous No.55843167]

>>55843146
The designer probably do well when they sell this piece of shit for 20k. But how much that cost the company... don't know, the most expensive part is probably the designer but certainly not more than 2k-5k.

[Anonymous No.55843173]

>>55843147
Only when things are actually mooning. So not today

[Anonymous No.55843175]

>>55843163
>43%
Lol

[Anonymous No.55843176]

so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we all shorting TGT or???

[Anonymous No.55843177]

>>55843163
no

[Anonymous No.55843182]

I'm up 40% on the TTOO now but I didn't buy enough

[Anonymous No.55843183]

Portfolio
>10% in oil and QQQ puts
>90% cash

Sex
>100% anime girls

I'm gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.55843191]

>>55843157
>past 5 year performance
Now check the past 12 year performance

[Anonymous No.55843195]

>>55843182
Volume is drying up. It’ll be back to .40 shortly

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55843207]

>>55843183
How does one have sex with anime girls? Do you get like put on a VR head set and stick your dick in the vacuum cleaner or something?

[Anonymous No.55843209]

>>55843087
Nah it's the same shit as last week. Daily low in by 11-12 and we slowly grind up to a lower high, and then we dump premarket tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55843216]

>>55843191
It would be really cool to time travel back to 2010, except with money, and then buy SOXL.
Too bad you only have the future.

[Anonymous No.55843223]

>>55843216
You'll say the same thing 13 years from now

[Anonymous No.55843224]

>>55843191
Past 12 years have been an incredible bull run for the most part.. My point was to show the past few where volatility drag reared it's ugly head. I have a 6 figure portfolio of literally just UPRO and TQQQ. So I'm not adverse to leverage by any means. There just needs to be exit points or you lose alpha.

[Anonymous No.55843222]

>>55843207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W3mIFhEFmc

[Anonymous No.55843229]

>>55843209
Well that's getting too predictable, (((they))) gotta change it up soon to throw us a loop

[Anonymous No.55843232]

>>55843084
You got -12% in less than a week. Greed gets you the rope

[Anonymous No.55843235]

>>55843223
I doubt it. More likely I keep laughing at you retards as I have been since the 2021 peak.
Times change.

[Anonymous No.55843237]

Who’s ready for the TTOO offering?

[Anonymous No.55843244]

>>55843232
That ain't really shit, it'll droop more.

[Anonymous No.55843245]

>>55843229
Yeah that was yesterday

[Anonymous No.55843247]

>>55843237
Have you heard about our premium plus plan sir?

[Anonymous No.55843261]

>>55843244
RSI is bottoming out and the USD news from today will fade out. It found support. Aussie strikes, perpetual demand growth and inflation. Big oil is looking to manipulate it up so they wont miss targets again. Winter is coming.

It wont drop below last months low.

[Anonymous No.55843277]

KOLD/BOILbros. I have 30 KOLDs averaged at $50. Did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.55843278]

So as I was saying, I just shorted APLS

[Anonymous No.55843287]

I should have bought more TTOO if it's going up this well. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.55843303]

>>55843287
It’s not too late to short TTOO.

[Anonymous No.55843304]

>Paid off credit card balance
>Transferred some money to Roth account
>Have some cash left over to potentially buy a PS5 Slim
>Watching the semi bubble pop with ease
Feels comfy.

[Anonymous No.55843315]

>>55843303
I just bought in today and don't feel like selling in the same day. Also I'm pretty new to stocks so I don't want to try options since I only have like 500 dollars in total I'm trying to use on stocks.

[Anonymous No.55843323]

>>55843304
Build a gaming computer or buy one used instead of buying a premium for a PS5. If you really want to use a controller it's easy to make a ps4/ps5 controller work on a computer.

[Anonymous No.55843325]

Feel kind of dumb for not selling DISH when I was up 20%

[Anonymous No.55843327]

TTOO needs to get to $1 before September, as such it's clearly being pumped artifically to $1 over the next couple weeks. Anyone selling before then its retarded, it has to reach a dollar and it will. Anything after that is up in the air but it will get $1 so anyone telling you not to buy under a dollar is a stupid nigger. They were supposed to die, but they have a new sepsis test that's saved them at least until $1. If they get approved? lol

[Anonymous No.55843336]

1h double bottom

[Anonymous No.55843348]

>bought 1500 shares of TTOO at $.36 DCA ($540 total)
>just sold 1000 of the shares at $.541 for a slight profit
>remaining 500 shares are now house money
it’s literally this easy

[Anonymous No.55843356]

>>55843323
what's wrong with one of these bad boys?

[Anonymous No.55843357]

1 minute double top

[Anonymous No.55843364]

1 second double crab legs

[Anonymous No.55843371]

>>55843336
You sure?

[Anonymous No.55843375]

>>55843356
You'll be fed to the sharks

[Anonymous No.55843378]

>>55843323
You're joking if you think the $500 Ps5 "at a premium" will perform the same as a $500 PC.

[Anonymous No.55843385]

>>55843371
We'll see

[Anonymous No.55843389]

>>55843323
Bloodborne and Ghost of Tsushima have yet to be emulated or ported though. Probably the only two exclusives that Sony wants to keep as console-sellers.

[Anonymous No.55843394]

>>55843385
Not going long til spy closes over 451.7 simple as.

[Anonymous No.55843399]

>>55843378
I'm saying a 500 dollar pc is better than a 500 dollar ps5.

[Anonymous No.55843403]

what's more important, confidence or appearance?
i ask because i had kind of let myself go the last few years and since getting a good haircut women have been mirin and everyone has been nicer to me... i dont know if it's cos i look better or just have more confidence

[Anonymous No.55843411]

I have 20% of my net worth in XLB.
Is it going to be okay commodity bros?

[Anonymous No.55843414]

>>55843371
Bobo, don't fucking do it

[Anonymous No.55843429]

>>55843394
Me neither, I'm waiting to reshort

[Anonymous No.55843431]

i've been glued to my screen watching QQQ dance around 367 for hours already
i don't care if up or down but could someone PLEASE get this SHIT to fucking MOVE???
thank you

[Anonymous No.55843436]

>people on StockTwits trying to shill TTOO as a 10x from here

LMAOOOOO THE OFFERING IS GONNA FUCK YOU ALL SO HARD

[Anonymous No.55843437]

Fintech is probably all going to zero.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.55843443]

>>55843437
>jocko.png
>>55843403
Looking too slobby while still having good confidence is insulting in a woman's eyes. Just dress business casually wherever there are women.

[Anonymous No.55843446]

>>55843437
you're not sorry
not yet

[Anonymous No.55843460]

>>55843325
I'm glad my covered calls got exercised. Bailed me out at $8.74 equivalent

[Anonymous No.55843462]

>>55843063
You bought puts right?

[Anonymous No.55843464]

Okay so TTOO is obviously a fucking scam but the question is how big of a scam it is

[Anonymous No.55843469]

>>55843436
And so begins another bag holding cult. Hopefully they don’t add another schizo general, biz has enough shit on it

[Anonymous No.55843472]

>>55843157
i dont understand the logic behind this strat. if you are in above 200MA then you assume you are holding long. if the leveraged position begins to tank, you dont sell because you realise losses probably, so if your long dumps below 200MA you literally cant get out.

[Anonymous No.55843474]

>-4.6%
PYPL sirs... why is the stock redeemed?

[Anonymous No.55843481]

Bobo, you need to stop shorting the market. You're making Bidenomics look bad.

[Anonymous No.55843485]

>>55843224
explain what you mean by exit points? are you just swing trading the positions? how do you avoid selling for a loss?

[Anonymous No.55843486]

WHO'S SELLING TTOO

[Anonymous No.55843489]

>>55843462
>Only SPY puts and not SOXS calls
He's lost his edge

[Anonymous No.55843500]

I buyed some calls.
Stop loss at -300 will take profit at +500 if we can touch 445 again

[Anonymous No.55843505]

This is going to be worse than the great depression.

[Anonymous No.55843507]

Medical property trust sisters.. is it over? I thought we would become diviprincesas together?

[Anonymous No.55843514]

>>55843157
insane

[Anonymous No.55843522]

>>55843414
To me it looks like a bear flag to me. Volume low af probably just setting up a squeeze eod for the 6th day in a row.

[Anonymous No.55843526]

Remember TRKA?

LOL. LMAO.

[Anonymous No.55843534]

>>55843507
if they slash the dividend AT ALL it’s over

[Anonymous No.55843538]

>>55843522

[Anonymous No.55843546]

>>55843500
How'd the 37k in puts go? full close?
>:D

[Anonymous No.55843549]

>ARGT rising
Not even rates >100% from their central bank can stop us whitebros

[Anonymous No.55843556]

Look at HE computer buddy. That looks like a small bounce play.

[Anonymous No.55843575]

>>55843063
fomc tomorrow make it go up or down again?

[Anonymous No.55843579]

>>55843078
Leveraged etfs are subject to wild retarded price swings and generally only trend downwards on the longest scale. If you want to profit, don't hold them longer than a few months. Ideal for degens who think that there will be a fat pump, buy the day before and gamble on it going 15% in a single day before selling.

SOXL is probably a bad asset to hold right now because the end of august the market will stop crabbing and start being red every single day through mid-september as companies rotate their portfolios and take profit before switching to their end of year portfolios.

[Anonymous No.55843587]

im rich and i dont even like coming here anymore.
MODS = FAGS

Kill jannies. Behead jannies. Roundhouse kick a jannie into the concrete. Slam dunk a jannie baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy jannies. Defecate in a jannies food. Launch jannies into the sun. Stir fry jannies in a wok. Toss jannies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a jannies gas tank. Judo throw jannies into a wood chipper. Twist jannies heads off. Report jannies to the IRS. Karate chop jannies in half. Curb stomp pregnant jannies. Trap jannies in quicksand. Crush jannies in the trash compactor. Liquefy jannies in a vat of acid. Eat jannies. Dissect jannies. Exterminate jannies in the gas chamber. Stomp jannies skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate jannies in the oven. Lobotomize jannies. Mandatory abortions for jannies. Grind jannie fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown jannies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize jannies with a ray gun. Kick old jannies down the stairs. Feed jannies to alligators. Slice jannies with a katana.

I am short the market by the way

[Anonymous No.55843588]

>>55843546
Made 13k off of them I think my stop got hunted seconds before I would have made another 10-15k but can't complain

Moved my stop up so at minimum this trade will be a $50 scalp weeee

[Anonymous No.55843591]

>Be billionaire
>Crash stock market
>Buy in again
Metacapitalists just don't want to deal with market fluctuations anymore, therefore they control it, what hope is there for a poorfag to even be able to catch up with this?

[Anonymous No.55843599]

>>55843575
We crabbing between 443 and 447 until then imo

[Anonymous No.55843601]

>>55843261
>RSI is bottoming out
BOIL will be influenced by the same factors as the rest of the market, which is the end of summer dump. -12% is really nothing for an LETF. RSI differs depending on time scale and is inaccurate regarding an LETF. Winter is coming but before that is the August-September dump. The market has already dumped below support levels and is about to break downwards a bit.

[Anonymous No.55843607]

SIRS

[Anonymous No.55843617]

>>55843575
Minutes rarely move us much. If there's anything more about "stop hike/pause/skip" that indicates no further hikes for real this time. we pump, if not more crab.
>>55843588
Based a weeklies pilled, stay frosty.

[Anonymous No.55843621]

>>55843588
Damn you shouldve took the day off, but couldnt resist after making that fat stack. Probably won't go well, never does for me anyway, if I hit a huge play then hop into a new position I get rekt

[Anonymous No.55843630]

>>55843617
How else am I supposed to get these kinds of returns. (Also 10k+ in withdrawals too)

[Anonymous No.55843631]

Pretty solid bearish trend here. Failure to break out, rejection of the late Friday buy fest.
I called up cash 4 junkers type outfit to come remove my old shitbox car from my sight for good and all. Guy shows up on time, takes a quick look, asks me to start it, seems very pleased it actually runs, offers me $700 cash, I say done deal. Good stuff. Due to the absolute state of the subframe on account of all the rust, it's only worth max $1500 to an absolute sucker so I was very pleased to get $700 no questions asked.

It's a good day.

[Anonymous No.55843638]

>>55843575
First were going to fuck your calls right up
Then 20 minutes later were going shove your put straight up your ass
>t. Federal reserve

[Anonymous No.55843645]

nvidia is unironically the safety trade

[Anonymous No.55843647]

>>55843617
Forgot screenshot
>>55843621
Ehh playing for 10% of the days gains is kind of like taking the day off. Plus I caught it just under 444 which I think is resistance until something breaks. Not ready to fall yet imo

[Anonymous No.55843648]

>>55843146
they are publically traded. go and look it up

[Anonymous No.55843660]

>>55843647
I know, I'm the same way, I get bored and this shit is addicting as fuck so I can't help getting back in

[Anonymous No.55843669]

>>55843645
NVDA under 4090 is an easy buy

[Anonymous No.55843676]

I have $300 in SHMP. My one and only beloved meme stock

[Anonymous No.55843677]

>>55843648
and are one of the most profitable publically traded companies in the world.

[Anonymous No.55843680]

>>55843277
My guess would be it will work out at some point in the days ahead, if not pretty soon. My actions are that I'm not buying either of them until I start seeing the new ranges clearly enough and observe how much overall market forces are going to affect. I almost pulled the trigger on KOLD at 44 and even then decided to hold back and observe, whereas before this recent contract roll I would have bought that shit without hesitation in breddy gud quantity and sold as quickly as possible (KOLD is dangerous as fuck when surprise macro factors can send natgas into the skies).

[Anonymous No.55843683]

>>55843645
Stable Diffusion (hasn't gotten any better in months) and corpo AI hype is over.

[Anonymous No.55843696]

>>55843261
>It wont drop below last months low
Well shit, who would expect *that*? But we are still *way* the fuck above anywhere even in that neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.55843700]

>>55843683
No, it's just getting started. You haven't even seen the full capabilities of AI.

[Anonymous No.55843702]

>>55843676
Keeping it shrimple, I like it

[Anonymous No.55843706]

>>55843683
nvidia doesnt need hype
its just a great company

[Anonymous No.55843708]

YOUR DOLLAR AINT WORTH SHIT

[Anonymous No.55843713]

>>55843706
Their 4000 series is overpriced garbage and the house fire meme coming back isn't a good thing. AMD/ATI is just shittier.

[Anonymous No.55843719]

>>55843647
I can't help you with my magic blood dance this time, sorry bro, plus you never paid me my 1 DOGE babylonian black magic fee

[Anonymous No.55843720]

>>55843617
>no further hikes
They've been talking about more hikes for weeks and the market hasn't cared.

>>55843575
The market will pump tomorrow back to where it was 2 weeks ago as degenerates declare that free money is back. Next week the market will violently begin dropping back to march lows for a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.55843722]

>>55843713
ive only bought nvidia cards for 25 years and theyve all worked great on my machine

[Anonymous No.55843729]

>>55843683
>Planet bud light, where they get your gender right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmgeRCSMz_g

[Anonymous No.55843730]

>>55843708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T4OEZcnOJE

[Anonymous No.55843731]

Lol. TTOO is a scam. Clickety. Clack.

[Anonymous No.55843732]

>>55843713
I like conspiracies, the only reason why AMD/ATI exist is so NVIDIA/INTEL don't get busted for being monopolies.
They pay to keep them around like Google pays Firefox.

[Anonymous No.55843734]

>>55843730
pinegrove is REALLY fucking good to listen to while tripping on shrooms.

[Anonymous No.55843736]

>>55843719
They stopped me for +100.
I'm sending you doge on the Astral plane-chain rn. Thanks for your help handhsakeemoji.png

[Anonymous No.55843738]

>>55843277
Weather is cooling down, there will probably be a selloff in the next 3 weeks on that basis. The autumn air means people won't be using AC as much but it's still too warm for heaters. Later it will begin pricing in the winter heater usage.

[Anonymous No.55843743]

TTOO cucks... it's over.

[Anonymous No.55843748]

TTOO will NEVER be over .55 again.

[Anonymous No.55843758]

Are Apple and Home Depot a good representation of the consumer? If so, could it be that the consumer is not so strong or resilient? But why would retail sales be so strong? Something doesn't add up, Jack.

[Anonymous No.55843768]

>>55843732
in the past this was literally the purpose of AMD but now hardly the case considering AMD has basically flipped Intel now. consumer inertia and ignorance and OEM deals are the only thing keeping them going.

[Anonymous No.55843771]

>>55843630
few more times you can get one of these bad boys
https://youtu.be/wSuH9u0kvhU

[Anonymous No.55843772]

>>55843743
>>55843748
I thought about seeing if there were shares available to short that shit, as IV was probably through the roof on puts, but looks like the party has already started, oh well, hope those pajeets didn't scam anybody here to bad

[Anonymous No.55843774]

>>55843758
the consumer is broke, working 3 jobs and doordashing to survive, and all women have to do is take pictures of their assholes and they make six figures instantly
unironically its women that are spending more money right now, not men

[Anonymous No.55843776]

>>55843647
Nice one anon, this guy listened.

[Anonymous No.55843780]

>>55843708
the dollar is strangling my commodity positions and killing the entire global economy, china especially

[Anonymous No.55843782]

>>55843758
I got my kitchen cabinet replacements from Home Depot but that was right before COVID.

[Anonymous No.55843783]

>>55843683
>it's been a few months... it's over
AI will be in a bubble for 10 years, it started last year and it's just getting warmed up.

[Anonymous No.55843784]

>>55843176
im buying calls, 9$ gap to fll up there

[Anonymous No.55843788]

>>55843782
HD has good divvies

[Anonymous No.55843791]

My heart and asshole were unprepared

[Anonymous No.55843793]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55843802]

it's going to bounce

[Anonymous No.55843804]

*yawn*

[Anonymous No.55843807]

it's going to crash

[Anonymous No.55843809]

>>55843802

[Anonymous No.55843813]

its going to chop

[Anonymous No.55843815]

>>55843782
Kek, that website has good shit. Definitely took over the mantle of being the best website from pornhub

[Anonymous No.55843818]

i wish instead of smart vs dumb money we had white vs nigger money
is anyone that works at a major broker here? please tell me your company has this information
i would do anything for a white vs nigger money chart

[Anonymous No.55843826]

Boo

[Anonymous No.55843829]

AHHHHHHHH HELP ME NIGGERMAN

[Anonymous No.55843831]

>>55843818
The problem is niggers do not invest whatsoever. If they do, it's only brands they're aware of.
>>55843788
Would hang out in a wife-beater with the short-haired one.

[Anonymous No.55843833]

>>55843774
Men should probably stop buying bottled farts on ebay then.

[Anonymous No.55843835]

>>55843815
Sxyprn is the absolute best

[Anonymous No.55843837]

>>55843802
>>55843807
>>55843813
One of these anons will be correct. Whomst shall it be? And whomst shall win in the medium term? Whomst in the long?

[Anonymous No.55843841]

>>55843771
they cut off their penis and had bottom surgery and I think are regretting it.

[Anonymous No.55843843]

I just actually walked in on my Grandpa watching porn. God dammit. Im not going to leave my room for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.55843847]

>>55843818
Best I can do is 4chan and not 4chan.
niggers don't have money

[Anonymous No.55843850]

>>55843818
QQQ is black money
https://www.ispot.tv/search/invesco-qqq

[Anonymous No.55843853]

>>55843847
let me see the chart then

[Anonymous No.55843859]

>>55843835
That's another great one for 1080p videos. Look into whoreshub. 4k shit. It's just about the only one I know that has it.

[Anonymous No.55843861]

i just feel like i would make infinite money shorting anything niggers buy

[Anonymous No.55843864]

>>55843818
There's a ticker for it called dkng, blacks sport bet they don't trade, data doesn't lie.

[Anonymous No.55843873]

>>55843861
i'm not a kike but that's exactly the same way jews feel about white ppl buying stonks.

as I said niggers don't have money to invest.

Hedge funds & MMs figured out AMC GME in like two weeks and have been scamming retail every since for 3 years.

[Anonymous No.55843875]

>>55843864
i dont know how anyone can be accused of being racist when they see this and go yeah i maybe i dont want niggers around me or living in my community

[Anonymous No.55843876]

>>55843818
QQQ is the official stock of niggerball

[Anonymous No.55843880]

>>55843864
why are they all black. I thought black people were good samaritans, and contributing members of society. guys??

[Anonymous No.55843884]

>>55843873
i know marijuana stocks are very niggerfied and id been shorting stuff like tlry and sndl for a while but thats about it
oh and uone on nigger day

[Anonymous No.55843895]

The ominous double top on the 5Y chart for SPY scares me everyday

[Anonymous No.55843902]

>>55843895
spy didnt get to old highs, its not a double top

[Anonymous No.55843911]

I like days like this because my dividend yields are higher. Finna buy some SCHD baby.

[Anonymous No.55843917]

>>55843864
Reminds me of that scene from Lord of War, where a bunch of mal nourished African villagers dismantled an entire jumbo jet in 30 mins
https://youtu.be/3rnomffKi0I

[Anonymous No.55843932]

>>55843895
You had plenty of time to get out anon. I can only warn the people so much before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.55843940]

does this guy know what hes talking about. he seems to get it right every day.

https://youtu.be/9RBasaNBb8g

[Anonymous No.55843945]

>>55843932
theres actually no psychology in that picture
its just fed injecting a trillion dollars into stocks

[Anonymous No.55843949]

>>55843917
Wait wrong clip
https://youtu.be/mQgdZTgpczM

[Anonymous No.55843956]

>dude recession is here

Go look at XLU, XLP, IEF, TLT charts. Somebody is dumping bonds and draining liquidity. This is your garden variety pullback

[Anonymous No.55843968]

I've been stuck in academia and never held a real job. I'm going through some mock interviews out of curiousity, in this case jane street.
https://youtu.be/V8DGdPkBBxg
Are the actors acting like absolute imbeciles fresh out of high school on purpose? Are they following a script created out of their history of interviewing in the current decade? Are they trying to encourage imbeciles to join?
Is it really that fucking easy to get a 300k starting job?

[Anonymous No.55843976]

>>55843968
shes pretty, i would give her a light kiss on the forehead if you know what im talking about.

[Anonymous No.55843990]

WHY ARE WE LITERALLY DOING NOTHING ON NO NEWS?

[Anonymous No.55844004]

>>55843949
Pretty impressive, I wonder what they do with it. Can't imagine scrap gets you much w shit country fiat.

[Anonymous No.55844011]

>>55843990
>china emergency rate cut
>bank downgrades
>dollar strength risk off USDCNH blowing up
you want people to spoonfeed you?

[Anonymous No.55844012]

>>55843990
Because I did the slow motion magic downward crab dance this morning. That's what pays me the most today

[Anonymous No.55844017]

What the fuck is going on with KFE? I am so tempted to FOMO into this stock rn.

[Anonymous No.55844021]

>>55844011
I'm surprised they tell the world at all.
>yang

[Anonymous No.55844024]

>>55843818
anyone that posts robinhood screenshots is a nigger

[Anonymous No.55844038]

>>55844011
That was a fuckin joke. I said
>doing nothing

[Anonymous No.55844039]

>>55844017
Shit meant KNF

[Anonymous No.55844041]

>>55843990
>NO NEWS
Donald trump is literally about to suicide bomb the White House

[Anonymous No.55844048]

>>55844024

[Anonymous No.55844062]

>>55844041
Would unironically respect the man if he did

[Anonymous No.55844065]

>>55843968
>all these are gook women and white fruits

[Anonymous No.55844079]

Would (((they))) really do another afternoon melt up today, exact same script as yesterday? I think they gonna switch it up and melt down into close. I guess I'll go for a scalp and see, but I wanna wait til last minute. When will the action start bros?

[Anonymous No.55844083]

what does this pattern mean?

[Anonymous No.55844089]

going red into fomc day...
bobo niggers just cant win
back at 4500 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55844094]

retail spending went up by a whole fucking lot.
bears get rekt.

[Anonymous No.55844097]

>>55844079
melt up?
the spy going up a couple points isnt a meltup
what nvidia did yesterday, now thats a meltup

[Anonymous No.55844107]

>>55843720
based on what causes=?

[Anonymous No.55844112]

>>55844083
50/50

[Anonymous No.55844122]

>>55844083

[Anonymous No.55844130]

>>55844112
>>55844122
pattern update
what could it all mean?

[Anonymous No.55844136]

>>55844130
Bart Simpson

[Anonymous No.55844139]

Good afternoon fellow traders. How are the stocks today?

[Anonymous No.55844141]

>>55844079

Melt up into close is literally the default scenario. VIX can’t hold above 16 for two weeks now, confirmed higher low/double bottom today. Higher high was made yesterday. If you’re still holding puts you’re greedy as fuck and deserve for them to go worthless

[Anonymous No.55844144]

>>55844130
It means it's about to move violenty

[Anonymous No.55844153]

>>55844144
does it though
im more convinced it will never do anything ever again

[Anonymous No.55844160]

>>55844141
Kek

[Anonymous No.55844166]

>>55843831
She's cute and wholesome.

[Anonymous No.55844171]

nvm update it went through all the lines
its over isnt it

[Anonymous No.55844180]

you can tell people are taking on more risk than they can handle when they're commenting on every candle lmao

[Anonymous No.55844182]

>>55844130
still 50/50

[Anonymous No.55844191]

>>55844171
Now you have your answer.

[Anonymous No.55844197]

>>55844182
Black people love smoking nem new poats don't they?

[Anonymous No.55844206]

>>55844182
>>55844191
AHHHH HOW AM I GONNA EXPLAIN THIS TO MY WIFES BOYFRIEND

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55844207]

>>55844197
Well yeah, they have the Nike logo on the box.

[Anonymous No.55844209]

>>55844197
One of the great mystery's of the universe.

[Anonymous No.55844220]

>>55844206
Stop buying bankrupt companies.

[Anonymous No.55844221]

>>55844191
That's a penis

[Anonymous No.55844222]

Are we posting our trading battlestations?

[Anonymous No.55844229]

>>55844220
IT JUST WENT BACK THROUGH ALL THE LINES! THERES HOPE!

[Anonymous No.55844231]

>>55843556
I bought some already ate a 400 dollar loss hopefully you're right

[Anonymous No.55844236]

>>55843076
Unironically he lived. Those little cars are beasts

[Anonymous No.55844244]

>>55844171
Called it >>55844136

[Anonymous No.55844252]

>>55844222
Not bad, why so much stella though?

[Anonymous No.55844253]

>>55844244
did you though

[Anonymous No.55844255]

>>55844253
It's Bart giving a Roman Salute.

[Anonymous No.55844256]

>>55844222
I need to go take a picture of my brothers room but set up my laptop in there for the picture. Sometimes he has over 200 empty beer cans with ashes all over them

[Anonymous No.55844263]

>>55844253
What is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.55844276]

>>55844222
My desk is a fucking mess of papers right now but here's an old one.

[Anonymous No.55844281]

so lets wipe the slate clean
what happens now?

[Anonymous No.55844291]

>>55844281
>>55844122

[Anonymous No.55844293]

>>55844281
You refuse to take profit and consider the rope probably.

[Anonymous No.55844294]

>>55844281
stop watching 1 minute candles

[Anonymous No.55844296]

>>55844222
clean your room anon, the only difference between you and a jeet is the shit in the street

[Anonymous No.55844300]

>>55844294
that is NOT going to happen

[Anonymous No.55844309]

>>55844252
>>55844296
I have to confess it's just a shoop I made. In the original pic, he's watching anime on his laptop (of course he is)

[Anonymous No.55844311]

>>55844309
Looks comfy.

[Anonymous No.55844333]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.55844339]

bros all of my dreams are coming true
diamond hands!

[Anonymous No.55844347]

>he bought ze QQQ ETF

[Anonymous No.55844349]

>>55844339
>not using 1 second chart
Pussy

[Anonymous No.55844351]

>>55844333
up now for 23 hours.

[Anonymous No.55844352]

>>55844349
i cant afford that

[Anonymous No.55844356]

did burry killed the market??

[Anonymous No.55844363]

>bonds hit a record high in real yield
>schp (tips index) hit a new low
hasn't been this low since 2011

[Anonymous No.55844364]

>>55844356
>-0.85%
no

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55844368]

>>55844281
I know what happens next.

[Anonymous No.55844373]

>>55844107
>>55844089
>why would market dump at end of summer
It always does you stupid newfag, stop asking retarded questions.

[Anonymous No.55844380]

>>55844373
>t.anime homo

[Anonymous No.55844396]

>>55844368
do you? what happens next?? should i take profits? im SCARED!!

[Anonymous No.55844398]

I just want to make enough money to be rich enough to fuck a porn star. Preferably Claire Roos, just busted a load to her

[Anonymous No.55844399]

>>55844356
No, but he probably killed his firm lmao.

[Anonymous No.55844400]

>>55844380
Welcome to 4chan.

[Anonymous No.55844402]

>>55844396
Take em

[Anonymous No.55844411]

this market is going to sell off so fuckin hard in september

[Anonymous No.55844413]

>>55844380

[Anonymous No.55844415]

I remember white schoolshooters in here were acting like Rhonda had any chance with his bullshit DIS litigation. Kek

[Anonymous No.55844424]

>>55844399
Burry only manages his own family office

[Anonymous No.55844426]

>>55844415
Nigger

[Anonymous No.55844435]

>>55844424
RIP his family I guess.

[Anonymous No.55844481]

>>55844435
I think they're doing just fine, although the returns are no longer public so it's hard to say for sure. Regardless, based on reported holdings they still have many millions more than they had 2 decades ago.

[Anonymous No.55844494]

>>55844481
Oh, hi, Michael. I see you found a new internet hangout spot.

[Anonymous No.55844499]

>>55844481
his primary investment these days is land with water

[Anonymous No.55844510]

This place dies when snibs comes to the office, he won't pinch too hard, give him a chance

[Anonymous No.55844512]

>>55844415
CRBPajeet don't start...

[Anonymous No.55844520]

[Anonymous No.55844521]

it’s physically impossible to post and browse 4chan without a router
Owning CSCO is like owning a shovel factory during the gold rush

[Anonymous No.55844530]

>credit card and auto loan delinquencies are at an all time high
Holy shit, I'll never understand why retards live above their means.

[Anonymous No.55844532]

>>55844521
Uhh my router is Asus. Checkmate, Undertaker.

[Anonymous No.55844533]

Sour hour lfg

[Anonymous No.55844550]

spx only up 15% ytd
ndx only up 36% ytd

wtf is this market problem?

[Anonymous No.55844557]

>>55844550
And we got one quarter to go!

[Anonymous No.55844559]

>>55844533

[Anonymous No.55844565]

Guys TTOO is doing an offering afterhours. Seriously sell now

[Anonymous No.55844570]

>>55844499
>Waterfront properties
Lake or coastal?

[Anonymous No.55844575]

Are you retards discussing Burry again? Are you jealous because his assburger made him rich instead of a lurker?

[Anonymous No.55844581]

>>55844575
Nah I'm just havin a little fun around here.

[Anonymous No.55844597]

>>55844575
He's both rich and a lurker, he shit posts from his yacht sometimes

[Anonymous No.55844601]

When did the gamestop threads finally die out of curiosity?

[Anonymous No.55844605]

>The US10Y had a yield of 0.335% on March 10, 2020

[Anonymous No.55844611]

>>55844601
They're still going, anon.

[Anonymous No.55844619]

>>55844512
imagine having to fly air india, how horrific. cabin filled with curry farts,sweat stank.

[Anonymous No.55844625]

>>55844605
Hard to imagine actual human beings seeing that yield, seeing the federal reserve 2% inflation target, and thinking to themselves this is a good purchase to make.

[Anonymous No.55844631]

>>55844415
He does.
If they move forward with that case disney will be in for a heck of a lot of shit because desantis "attacked" reedy creek, not disney.

[Anonymous No.55844640]

>>55844625
if you're dumb enough to think negative yields are a good idea, then that rationalization is possible

[Anonymous No.55844647]

>>55844611
I'm laffin at the XRP general having 1/2 of its posts from a single person, this board is truly deranged

[Anonymous No.55844674]

I'm up +50% on crab spreads I opened this morning that exp tomorrow. Should I close em now or go for +100% to+250% and see what happens tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.55844678]

>>55844083
final update
its unironically, unequivocally, undisputedly joever

[Anonymous No.55844680]

Oh god, who knew that opening up a new brokerage account and transferring some holdings go generate SO MUCH physical mail?!

[Anonymous No.55844688]

>>55844674
Secure the bag.

[Anonymous No.55844698]

>>55844605
So only 1 more year to get back there?

[Anonymous No.55844705]

>>55844647
You won't be so smug when my 50 xrp makes me a billionare once the switch is flipped

[Anonymous No.55844706]

>>55844640
As an arbitrage perhaps, but there has to be an even bigger sucker on the other side of that arbitrage, thus the point still stands.
In reality, most of it was due to passive money. The dumbest money of all.

[Anonymous No.55844709]

>>55844698
retard

[Anonymous No.55844728]

>>55844570
he prefers no more specificity than "a lot"

[Anonymous No.55844739]

>>55844709
Fine 2 years from now.

[Anonymous No.55844751]

LET ME IN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO SELL EVERYTHING THEY FROZE ME OUT AND GONNA CRASH IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55844757]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.55844765]

>>55844751
They removed the buy and sell buttons FOR YOUR SAFETY.
Why won't you just be happy?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55844768]

>>55844530
Bro I ordered a fucking pizza online and was asked if I wanted to pay the bill in 4 installment payments.

[Anonymous No.55844771]

>>55844751
Lol, lmao even
Would be funny if we giga nuke while fidelity users could only stand to the side and watch

[Anonymous No.55844776]

The market is setting up for a drop that could very well end civilization as we know it. Prepare accordingly.

[Anonymous No.55844778]

>>55844521
>not just plugging straight into the modem

[Anonymous No.55844779]

Is this the big one?

[Anonymous No.55844784]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.55844786]

>>55844768
>he doesn't microfinance his McGoySlop
We will live long enough to see it become a norm, probably

[Anonymous No.55844791]

What just happened?

[Anonymous No.55844793]

HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEE

[FRESH No.55844794]

>>55844788
>>55844788
>>55844788

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55844795]

>>55844776
I'm buying all the spam at the grocery store on my way home. I'ma have enough canned meat to get mother daughter blow jobs until the economy recovers.

[Anonymous No.55844801]

>>55844765
>>55844771
STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT GET IN GARY GENSLER FUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55844815]

NO
NEWS
WHATSOEVER

[Anonymous No.55844859]

>>55844791
Burry got word people were bad mouthing him so he let niggas know wassup

[Anonymous No.55844912]

>>55844349
>not using tick chart
u know the drill