/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55840222]

Dollar Menu Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55840230]

>>55840222
Checked. Bbbyq is going to moon soon get in while you still can. NFA

[Anonymous No.55840234]

>>55840222
checked and futures are bright red-pilled. We're gonna go down forever.

[Anonymous No.55840238]

I love.... eh? I dunno if I even like anything other than being mean and crushing dreams.

[Anonymous No.55840249]

>>55840234
kek
>he doesn't know
You can bet this will repump like retarded.

[Anonymous No.55840262]

>>55840249
b-but it hasn't barely moved in a year, I mean some things have but I wasn't in on them and Im a faggot and couldnt see my losses coming but not only that I am retarded and am going to buy what every retard is buying, because what we have learned throught out the entire fucking history of the market is that winners are far and few between.

[Anonymous No.55840264]

>futes

[Anonymous No.55840275]

>>55840262
ideal world you would just buy bonds to help your community get funding, now it's just so the clowns can destory debt that they created to charge interest to the govvernment who collects taxes and people haven't just started murdering the entire bloodlines of those that perpetuate it fuck Im gonna cum

[Anonymous No.55840286]

Gotta admit. Marker has broken me (BOBO). After every pump I expect it to keep stable. But it always drops again and I don't make max profit. Fuckin bullshit. I made more money when the market was rising (EU) than now when it's actually dropping,.

[Anonymous No.55840291]

>>55840222
When I was a teen McDonalds had 12 cent burgers and 15 cent cheese burgers on Sundays or something. I went and got like 80 of them for $20 and went to my friends house and threw them at him one by one to wake him up.

[Anonymous No.55840293]

Cmon dip buyers let's get this bread
Armflexemoji

[Anonymous No.55840296]

You can't stop me from buying this dip

[Anonymous No.55840297]

BOBOOO NOOOO GIVE IT BACK

[Anonymous No.55840298]

>>55840293
>Armflexemoji
my favorite celt god, wanna fug?

[Anonymous No.55840309]

>>55840286
>Marker has broken me (BOBO). After every pump I expect it to keep stable. But it always drops again and I don't make max profit.

[Anonymous No.55840322]

double top

[Anonymous No.55840323]

Oh man, people got rekt yesterday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuE9UxAYVa0

[Anonymous No.55840333]

Bobo thought he could hold tech down. Hahah watch this qqq 373 NY open!

[Anonymous No.55840334]

Just woke up, wtf did London niggers do in futures

[Anonymous No.55840340]

>>55840334
Bobo panic sold (took profit) and now he's getting heemed (pre-market, no big money, doesn't matter no big deal) but really it could all turn around (it won't, not that much until NVDA earnings) if there's a black swan (there isn't) like China (yesterday) or Russia (paper tigers) so we should stay on our toes (sit your ass down) and be vigilant (just buy SPY.)

[Anonymous No.55840343]

>>55840333
>entire stock market is red
>b-but muh magical stonks!
fools and their money are soon parted, it's what fuels the stock market and the economy. Theover analysis from greed has created a vacuum where all overvalued stocks cannot easily be corrected because of their impact on other sectors. It is artificial and if it wasn't half the country would have starved to death.

[Anonymous No.55840350]

>>55840291
Based boomer burger-barrage.

[Anonymous No.55840352]

mumus chirp on literally nothing days, and will ignore that all of that money that was printed during covid hasn't really even entered the market yet because it's being gaped by a thousand oligarchs before it reaches Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.55840360]

>>55840343
The media won't report on it but nearly every bank outside of a handful has failed in the last year, regional banks cannot lend. Fun is about to start and you faggots retards are buying stocks of bullshit.

[Anonymous No.55840363]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.55840380]

>>55840340
but i'm getting nearly 5% in money markets

[Anonymous No.55840382]

Boboids, I..

[Anonymous No.55840388]

>>55840382
>Boboids, I apologize
Too late

[Anonymous No.55840392]

uhhhh bullbros...........are we losing?!

[Anonymous No.55840394]

>>55840360
Which banks haven't failed? I wish to profit from this if possible.

[Anonymous No.55840398]

>Leslie Picker and Evan Michael Haedicke were married Nov. 12 by Rabbi Micah Caplan at the Four Seasons Resort in Scottsdale, Ariz.

it's over for me

[Anonymous No.55840399]

United Slurpers of America, do something!

[Anonymous No.55840400]

>>55840398
>kelly married
>mel married

[Anonymous No.55840401]

>>55840388
>I..
Want you to look at this bull flag forming on the SPY right now

[Anonymous No.55840404]

>>55840401
>TA cope
lmao, zero predictive value

[Anonymous No.55840409]

>>55840394
all Banks end up being World Bank by Morgan Stanley, because they are the only responsible one as of now, but probably not.

[Anonymous No.55840417]

>>55840409
centralization of banks makes the people that own it and work there and their family and friends easy targets for reprisals.

[Anonymous No.55840427]

>>55840343
>>55840352
>>55840350
I see a whole lotta dip buying Bobo
U scare????

[Anonymous No.55840434]

>>55840417
Quit trying to hold everyone down to your level we believe in innovation!

[Anonymous No.55840437]

>>55840434
I need more diversity desu, I crave it.

[Anonymous No.55840446]

Fuck that dollar menu is making me nostalgic. Double quarter pounders with super sized fries and coca cola were my go to $4 combo before that asshole with the super size me movie ruined it.

Anyway why are futures shitting the bed?

[Anonymous No.55840453]

gonna miss the market again today cos work. feels good getting some distance.

also 100% cash

[Anonymous No.55840461]

>>55840446
I get nostalgic for when most recruits were malnurished and angry at an enemy that NBC CBS told us were bad. I killed a lot of corporate news 'bad guys' in my time.

[Anonymous No.55840462]

>>55840453
>working
>on the Assumption of Mary
do hereticoids really?

[Anonymous No.55840476]

I intentionally ran over a 'member of the press' that was in the way while in an ambush. God it was hilarious seeing them back up what was left of him into a body bag. We read his journals and it was nothing but anti-american talking shit hoping that we would all die because young men wouldn't carry his fag chamber around.

[Anonymous No.55840492]

>daniel pearl is to the east
>daniel pearl is to the west... doot n doo doo
>daniel pearl is to the north
>daniel pearl is to the so.. nah he'd sooner get decapitated than share a meal with friendly southern folk, good riddance.

[Anonymous No.55840493]

>$NVDA: UBS RAISES TARGET PRICE TO $540 FROM $475
It's over Bobo, I have the high target price

[Anonymous No.55840499]

>>55840493
are you having homosexual relations overan individual stock? well fuckin tarnation and make me squeal you might be onto something retard cow

[Anonymous No.55840511]

>Fitch Warns of Potential Downgrades to US Banks Including JPMorgan Chase Should Banking Industry Deteriorate Further, CNBC Says
Uh oh stinky

[Anonymous No.55840524]

>>55840511
>Morgan Stanley was a fuck all bullshit bank
>now stands to become the final boss
It was a wild ride, they have been very accommodating to me when I stand to lose money, nah jk I love my etrade employee's for now.

[Anonymous No.55840526]

>>55840493
Cmon mumus let's put that dry powder to use!!! BUY the dip!!

[Anonymous No.55840535]

>>55840511
>And if top institutions like JPMorgan are cut, then Fitch would be forced to at least consider downgrades on all their peers’ ratings, according to Wolfe. That could potentially push some weaker lenders closer to non-investment grade status.
WAL bros... not like this...

[Anonymous No.55840539]

>>55840511
I doubt JPMorgan will be affected that much. Its the Amazon of banks, it ain't going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.55840541]

My god EU is pathetic

[Anonymous No.55840547]

I fuckin knew it.

[Anonymous No.55840549]

>>55840526
Lol dry powder
>Sell now or be stuck in student debt hell forever

[Anonymous No.55840552]

>>55840539
JPMorgan is sacrificing the name for a rebrand. I am serious. They own almost everything already, god I wish there was a crash course into reality for young adults.

[Anonymous No.55840571]

>>55840547
>gets almost everything wrong so far
>I fuckin knew it.

[Anonymous No.55840572]

It's over. JGB yields also up. Market is dead.

[Anonymous No.55840589]

There has to be a name for people that work for nothing... wagies
There is a ever shrinking list of jobs for...wagies
There is an abundance of 'learn to coders;

[Anonymous No.55840595]

>>55840571
The days were not right. But it is a bear flag. Go suck a dick Mumu, Bobo is gonna make money now.

[Anonymous No.55840609]

looking at the sox 3month 1h chart it was pretty obvious there was going to be a big pump, i missed it though

[Anonymous No.55840633]

Kek@Mumus waking up soon

[Anonymous No.55840647]

I've noticed every time fintwit is in agreement what the market is "going to do next" the market does the opposite. What causing this phenomena?

[Anonymous No.55840651]

>markets
https://youtu.be/_GM4ZsIjBl4

[Anonymous No.55840655]

>>55840647
who's fintwit? financial twitter?

[Anonymous No.55840656]

>>55840655
yes. twitter heads

[Anonymous No.55840659]

it's actually not stopping lol

[Anonymous No.55840662]

>>55840656
My twitter feed on IG is silent. nobody is posting anything, in regards to that crash. No news no comments.

[Anonymous No.55840667]

I think I'll actually stop trying to time this market. It doesn't make sense. China news was hours ago and this shit happened after EU open. Things just randomly happen. Timing it will end in making less gains.

[Anonymous No.55840677]

DAX casually dropping 250 points on China news that would have pumped the market a few weeks ago. PURE sentiment. Data can say whatever it wants. When mood changes, that is important.

[Anonymous No.55840678]

>>55840659
seriously, the fuck is making markets dump?

[Anonymous No.55840684]

>>55840678
Bear market rally has finished
Back to reality, anon

[Anonymous No.55840691]

>>55840678
Nothing, actually. Nothing has changed really except for the US downgrade. China was shitting the bed for months. And now it starts to matter, allegedly.

I'm a retard, I will not time this anymore. Short at every opportunity, all in, fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.55840707]

>>55840678
But you know what? There also is 0 reason they will simply forget about it tomorrow or even later this day. They've proven it several times. Even last week.

[Anonymous No.55840709]

GUYS why is the market going down WITH NO NEWS after rallying 30% in less than a year???

[Anonymous No.55840711]

>>55840709
Idiot it's not about the NO NEWS. There were bad news for months and now suddenly it matters. It's pure sentiment.

[Anonymous No.55840713]

>>55840678
gamma negative
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HYdTvnaFGE

[Anonymous No.55840719]

>>55840711
Why isn't there NEWS? I need NEWS HEADLINES to cope with every single red day. Where is the NEWS?????

[Anonymous No.55840724]

>>55840719
I'm a bobo.

[Anonymous No.55840727]

>>55840230
Give one solid reason as to why

[Anonymous No.55840729]

How many "dip" days is it going to take before you finally realize you should have gotten out a long time ago mumu?

[Anonymous No.55840731]

Spy will find a way to pump. Thank you for listening

[Anonymous No.55840735]

>>55840291
Awakened by goyslop

[Anonymous No.55840739]

Algos shifting gears.

[Anonymous No.55840747]

>economic sentiment better than expected
>economic conditions worse than expected
Isn't this incredibly fucking bearish?

[Anonymous No.55840758]

>>55840747
No not at all, today's dip is a blessing - slurp up those Nvidia cheapies!

[Anonymous No.55840761]

Last week the same thing happened tuesday. So get ready..

[Anonymous No.55840763]

ready for the american pump

[Anonymous No.55840769]

same as yesterday.
bears are restless before open.
at the end of the day they go quiet. mark my words.

the dip is over.

[Anonymous No.55840770]

>>55840222
Do people understand without inflationary pressure, the world would even be a worse gerontocracy where some retard who kept money stuffed in his bed would have infinitely more wealth than any young person doing a productive job?

[Anonymous No.55840771]

What maddens me the most was this senseless pump yesterday which made me think this week could be green.

[Anonymous No.55840779]

Can't wait to hit 455

[Anonymous No.55840781]

people are too cocky about a intraday bounce, we're going deep red for sure

[Anonymous No.55840791]

>>55840781
looks like we already are deep red.
we are just making the lows of the month.
still 16 days left of this month.
now its time to make the highs.

[Anonymous No.55840795]

>>55840781
quarter-wise, we already made the lows.
1 and a half month left of the quarter.
the lows look set.

[Anonymous No.55840808]

Good morning, especially to the anon that bought $38,000 in weekly spy outs yesterday after the bell

[Anonymous No.55840815]

>>55840549
Didn't see your post but I unironically paid a 6.8% loan off today, was only 1753 but the others are below 5% like your screenshot kek. Also I'm holding 38k in spy puts

[Anonymous No.55840822]

>>55840815
>>55840808
lol

[Anonymous No.55840826]

>>55840808
good morning fren

[Anonymous No.55840828]

>>55840815
>all these loans and puts/calls and I'm here rebalancing to tips

[Anonymous No.55840831]

>>55840795
Nigger we haven't even hit September yet.
Lows are not in lmfao

[Anonymous No.55840841]

>>55840815
I told you those green futures were a good sign for you last night bro

[Anonymous No.55840844]

I fucking told you that the only thing holding up this market is the fed. Without thier interference of QE it wants to go down hard. Get the fuck out while you can.

[Anonymous No.55840848]

>>55840844
what? nooo, fundamentals don't matter remember?

[Anonymous No.55840852]

i haven't posted since nigvidia went parabolic. is the time to start shorting it? it's wobbling hard. everyone at the time was saying don't short until it wobbles.

[Anonymous No.55840853]

>>55840828
Brother I am a degen gambler. Our risk tolerance not the same. Here are my covid gains, started with less than 2k, peaked at 236kish, paid off 90k+ in private (non gov) student loans and my car, rest went to taxes and lost on other brokerages.

[Anonymous No.55840855]

>another day
>everyone on /biz/ claims to be a millionaire CEO driving a lambo HOWEVER they really really need you to buy their favorite stock/precious metal/shitcoin
>but they're totally not a desperate poorfaggot larper, you're the one in the wrong if you call them out and they will hop IPs and scream for hours at a time if you poke holes in their unrealistic and fanciful tales
Ah yes.

[Anonymous No.55840856]

>>55840831
>September effect bro

[Anonymous No.55840860]

>>55840841
Inb4 I celebrated too early and we pump 1% at 8:30 I've seen it before lol. Nothing like an unrealized 30k+ swing to start the day

[Anonymous No.55840865]

Imagine buying profitable companies with low debt and competitive advantages.

[Anonymous No.55840867]

>>55840860
Yea I know the feeling. We've all been there

[Anonymous No.55840872]

>>55840865
>look at the general
>nothing but degenerate shitcoins
we need a 2008 50% crash style

[Anonymous No.55840878]

>>55840855
You forgot the part where they claim to be ubersuccessful but there are a dozen incel threads in the catalog lashing out at anyone with money or a gf.

[Anonymous No.55840881]

WHY IS IT GOING UP ON NO NEWS?

[Anonymous No.55840880]

>>55840855
>CEO
Nothing but a bunch of fucking jobqueers itt

[Anonymous No.55840883]

>>55840872
Funny you mention that...

[Anonymous No.55840884]

>>55840867
I remember one day in March 2020 where I had like 50k+ in puts, was looking at a 2x at 8:29, by 8:35 it was -75% and kept pumping. I think it was the first or 2nd week job numbers fell completely off a cliff and the zirp became the only thing that mattered

[Anonymous No.55840885]

CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55840886]

I’m gonna fomo into TTOO

[Anonymous No.55840888]

I'm gonna sell TTOO

[Anonymous No.55840892]

>>55840885
Has a nice ring to it, don't ya think?

[Anonymous No.55840913]

Sirs I am going to FOMO in to the TTOO please do not redeem

[Anonymous No.55840919]

about to open a short on TTOO

[Anonymous No.55840921]

I am happily married and I bought spy calls. One of those is a lie

[Anonymous No.55840923]

>>55840921
Second sentence is a lie

[Anonymous No.55840925]

>>55840919
मैं तुम्हें मार डालूँगा

[Anonymous No.55840926]

>>55840921
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55840941]

NVDS has been reverse split 1-for-5

[Anonymous No.55840943]

>>55840880
How can I not mention it when everyone is either a self-made CEO with a million dollar turnover in their Etsy store with a trademark, a successful landlord from flipping dozens of houses, a plumber who inexplicably doesn't work horrible hours in shit conditions while making 200k a year or a FAANG employee who got 300k starting out of college and currently has 600k TC with a complementary ferrari? Everyone on /biz/ is top 1%, but never ask him why he's in the Link thread crying that the price is only 7 bucks or that mutant fish stock won't go up.

[Anonymous No.55840947]

thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN-NgihqbLM

[Anonymous No.55840949]

>>55840885
What is matter friend? No young employ number! Young employ not problem now! Less data good! Miss consumption, so what? Less consumption good, like consoomer meme! Money good! Invest China now please!

[Anonymous No.55840953]

>futures
ACTIVATE THE SCOTTISH EMERGENCY BROADCAST ALARM
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKTNjQBvRqY

[Anonymous No.55840966]

>>55840892
>>55840885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phtYOPfe3mQ

[Anonymous No.55840974]

>>55840943
You'd better watch it, m8. We won't be disrespected like that.
Anyway, as a europoor I lose by default... not to mention 9% inflation (yes, 9% after a year and half of 15%+ official inflation).

[Anonymous No.55840983]

I actually made more money shorting DAX yesterday than today. How am I doing this?

[Anonymous No.55840996]

>>55840943
I don't care whether or not they're lying about their jobs, my issue with it is I don't want to hear linkdin conversations in a stock market thread.
They can go to www.reddit.com/r/jobgays and be with their kind

[Anonymous No.55841017]

Please just a bit lower to hit my limit buys.

[Anonymous No.55841022]

Don't you love those dark pool glitch wicks?

[Anonymous No.55841035]

>>55840983
It amazes me that the DAX somehow goes up ever.

[Anonymous No.55841037]

>>55841022
just short triggers

[Anonymous No.55841048]

>>55841035

This is the reason I made less today. I thought it would have a "reason/meaning", but was nothing but hot air, as always. Last two weeks could have made a lot more money, but I got cautious after that retard pump end of july. With this son of a bitch you never know

[Anonymous No.55841065]

it is unironically over oil bros
the Saudis can't save us from this one

[Anonymous No.55841066]

>>55841048
I feel like DAX is just unironically speculative in nature. Like what european companies outside of Novo is doing well?

How do you normally short the DAX?

Like I can at least find US companies with good cash reserves and decent earnings right now.

[Anonymous No.55841083]

Isn't some data supposed to come out this morning?

[Anonymous No.55841084]

pppummmpp

[Anonymous No.55841087]

>>55841083
Core retail sales
Export/import prices
NY manufacturing

[Anonymous No.55841091]

>>55841066
>Like what european companies outside of Novo is doing well?
Like Novo probably none, fatties too lucrative.

>How do you normally short the DAX?
CFD and options (barriercertificate stuff)

[Anonymous No.55841097]

If this isn't capitulation I don't know what is

[Anonymous No.55841100]

>>55841097
That's nothing

[Anonymous No.55841104]

"4200 before 4600"

[Anonymous No.55841107]

Hey market maker, I know you lurk here sometimes, so, CAN YOU STOP SCREWING ME ON THE SPREADS FOR ONCE ON YOUR FUCKING LIFE?

Thank you kind sir. That is all.

[Anonymous No.55841116]

Will X keep on pumping today or is a pullback possible?

[Anonymous No.55841119]

target is 4488 for now

[Anonymous No.55841127]

>>55841116
Here ya go

[Anonymous No.55841133]

>>55841097
My 1.5% capitulation lmao

[Anonymous No.55841139]

>>55841133
Look at how strong that shit is moving to the downside with no signs of stopping. We will be lucky if markets close at just -4%

[Anonymous No.55841140]

thanks for the entry liquidity

[Anonymous No.55841145]

The news will be bad.

[Anonymous No.55841148]

>>55841140
You said that last time and it's still going down since then lol

[Anonymous No.55841153]

1mint

[Anonymous No.55841157]

What is the odds of TQQQ to 38 by Friday?

[Anonymous No.55841159]

Retail Sales (MoM) (Jul) 0.7% 0.4% 0.3%

[Anonymous No.55841164]

>Better retail saleS
>market wants to go down
Hmm

[Anonymous No.55841165]

Core Retail Sales (MoM) (Jul) 1.0% -0.3% 0.2%

[Anonymous No.55841168]

Guys this is totally different than 2007. In 2007 you had this weird govt/bank alliance where they gave niggers a bunch of loans they couldn't pay back for some social justice bullshit reasons. Then some banks started going under but they said it was fundamentally fine even though it wasn't because every bank were treating those loans as good and leveraging those to loan out more money based on the strong consumer spending that was really just the result of niggers spending that money lent out based on the original bad loans, which they also weren't going to pay back.
You see then, at that time in 2007 there was this new tech called the Internet and the hype in how it was going to change the economy helped push stocks higher on the hope alone; well it wasn't really new just some more recent advancements that increased user availability. That's totally different from nowadaytimes, because we have tested and true new tech and the government and were pushing the need to bail out the underlying loans with propaganda of helping the little guy even though buy it's very nature the recipient of those loans were a step above the working poor

[Anonymous No.55841169]

>>55841159
Strong economy. Hike the rates.
Dump it

[Anonymous No.55841170]

>futes

[Anonymous No.55841173]

>HAHA LOL LMAO THE MARKET IS DOWN 5%

[Anonymous No.55841174]

Empire State Manufacturing Index -19 -0.9 1.1

[Anonymous No.55841175]

>>55841168
For the sake of my bags, I need you to delete this post

[Anonymous No.55841180]

>>55841170
....wtf?

[Anonymous No.55841181]

>>55841169
Err
I mean pump it.. buy buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.55841187]

nvda is mooning to 500 before earnings

[Anonymous No.55841188]

>>55841174
>Tony Dywer is due on bloomberg later today
We going green

[Anonymous No.55841191]

>>55841169
people are spending money they dont have on credit
dump it

[Anonymous No.55841193]

>>55841065
oh okay, I guess everything is fine

[Anonymous No.55841201]

(((NOSE))) DIVE

[Anonymous No.55841202]

>>55841191
ahem

[Anonymous No.55841204]

>>55841191
How is that any different than any other day in the US though

[Anonymous No.55841206]

>>55840678
Don't worry I'm sure we will retard pump and even things out later

[Anonymous No.55841217]

>>55841202
none of those other things are good lol
>>55841204
its different than the last 10 years because of high interest rates that could go even higher
the us government owes more in interest in a year on its debt than the entire worthy of the us military

[Anonymous No.55841223]

>>55841217
>econoby grow is bad

[Anonymous No.55841224]

>>55841223
guess we forgot about inflation
glad you posted a picture of yourself

[Anonymous No.55841225]

mmm those treasury yields tho

[Anonymous No.55841233]

>>55840943
Lol nothing is more hilarious to me than people claiming to be successful VCs, CEOs, etc and yet they spend 99% of their time jerking themselves off on an anonymous image board, as if that’s what actually successful people do.

[Anonymous No.55841241]

Great retail sales... Is this just inflation masking, people running the last bit of credit, or is Biden the economy master?

[Anonymous No.55841240]

>>55841233
what else is there to do when you sit in your suite all day and all the peasants do all the work and bring you the money
its called being a pimp

[Anonymous No.55841243]

>>55841217
by design

[Anonymous No.55841244]

>>55841225
>more than half the yield is being wiped away by inflation
im in tips

[Anonymous No.55841250]

>>55841224
>glad you posted a picture of yourself

[Anonymous No.55841252]

>>55841202
Jesus, you americans are rich as fugg. Sure, zoomies and younger millenials are getting fugged by the high rates but everyone else has secured a nice re-financed low mortgage rate during Covid and now is living carefree.
I am legitimately baffled how someone can fugg up in America. You make insane cash just by doing some crappy trade job.
The only thing I can think of which actually is expensive in the US is renting (rentoids lmao)

[Anonymous No.55841256]

Unbelievable, strong retail sales = let's fuck everything up and dump

I hate this market and everything about it

[Anonymous No.55841257]

Dubs and I don't go to work today.

[Anonymous No.55841258]

>>55841233
Imagine if Papa J got out all his niggers out of his system here instead of with a roastie consultant. We could be living in a very different world.

[Anonymous No.55841259]

I have to commit hate crimes to post here

I hate jews, niggers, chinks, turks, the burmese, and the british (also islamists)
Shoot all these people and the world improves

[Anonymous No.55841261]

>>55841240
Tons of meetings, fancy lunch, bang your mistress, golf, tennis, yell boat yard maintaining your yacht, order a new Porsche.

[Anonymous No.55841263]

>>55841250
lawlz

[Anonymous No.55841265]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA NVDA BAGGIES HAHAHHAHAHAHA NVDA BAGGIES HAHAHHAHAHAHA NVDA BAGGIES HAHAHHAHAHAHA NVDA BAGGIES HAHAHHAHAHAHA NVDA BAGGIES HAHAHHAHAHAHA NVDA BAGGIES HAHAHHAHAHAHA NVDA BAGGIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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V
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[Anonymous No.55841269]

>>55841261
that all requires like doing things
maybe you just want to sit on your throne and type nigger on the internet all day while your net worth increases

[Anonymous No.55841270]

>>55841257
Good, go be a man.

[Anonymous No.55841278]

>>55841168
SO
WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'
IS
NIGGERS?

[Anonymous No.55841280]

>>55841259
Just even thinking is a crime now. Also, you got a loicense for that image you posted?

[Anonymous No.55841283]

>>55841202
Who needs credit cards when you have student loans? I guarantee there are several hopium articles spinning this as zoomers are like super awesome and responsible with credit card debt when in reality they are just living beyond their means with a different type of debt.

[Anonymous No.55841284]

how do you think the stock market would perform if desantis were president and made it illegal to be a nigger

[Anonymous No.55841287]

>>55841250
kek!

[Anonymous No.55841291]

>>55841265
>pe ratio of 222
wew lad

[Anonymous No.55841294]

>>55841244
I bought 10k in tips early 2022 and still have it but 6 month is paying more
all my extra money outside of 401k, meme brokerage, and boomer rock hyperinflation insurance is going into 6 month treasuries
i'll keep rolling them over for as long as they have the highest yield
either the rates stay higher for longer than people expect and we crash spectacularly, or we go full weimar
short term notes and boomer rocks are the way to go

[Anonymous No.55841298]

>>55841265
>>55841291
goldman put out an article yesterday saying nvidia is going to 500 lol
but they said nothing when it was going from 470 to 400
beware of the jews, they live in nvidia currently

[Anonymous No.55841305]

NO - RE - FUNDS! NO - RE - FUNDS! NO - RE - FUNDS! NO - RE - FUNDS! NO - RE - FUNDS! NO - RE - FUNDS!

[Anonymous No.55841308]

All I know is, somebody bout to get rekt. Only question, is who?

[Anonymous No.55841309]

>>55841252
Ways to fuck up: massive debt to keep up with joneses instead of building your networth. Betting your networth in risky shit. Drugs, alcohol, legal issues, divorce rape. Live in a dying area. Monster student debt getting stupid degree.

You can get rich here, but most people don’t even try. They just work a normie job and spend it all on a house and cars and Disney trips.

[Anonymous No.55841311]

>>55841265
It's up $8 pre market. You think it's going to dump? I want to straddle earnings

[Anonymous No.55841316]

bratty SOXL...correction needed...

[Anonymous No.55841318]

>>55841278
Unsustainable nigquitity is no laughing matter

[Anonymous No.55841322]

>>55841308
probably nobody this week
spy max pain is 438 but the 444.50 level has been utterly unbreakable since friday. even this morning we still bounced off of it
i suspect the fed is keeping the market propped up going into their big symposium this month

[Anonymous No.55841328]

>>55841316
nope pump will continue for the next few days. Trend lines aren't looking too bad for premarket.

[Anonymous No.55841330]

TTOO shorts... Oh no...

[Anonymous No.55841332]

>>55841291
Check out AMD

[Anonymous No.55841337]

>>55841328
But SOXL is down despite NVDA being up a good amount pre-market?

[Anonymous No.55841338]

>>55841318
>Unsustainable nigquitity

[Anonymous No.55841340]

>>55841332
its proof that the internet is a net negative for humanity
the collective human conscious is cancer for intelligence and truth

[Anonymous No.55841348]

>>55841337
SOXL is down from market close, but trending up since 6am. Based off of that its going to pump on market open similar to yesterday.

[Anonymous No.55841353]

nvidia is the only ticker green, everything else is dumperinoing

[Anonymous No.55841356]

>TRADING THE TECHNICALS WORKS UNTIL IT DOESN'T
>TRADING THE TECHNICALS WORKS UNTIL IT DOESN'T
>TRADING THE TECHNICALS WORKS UNTIL IT DOESN'T

[Anonymous No.55841361]

>>55841283
They’re already conflating student debt with helicopter money. Aka Reparations!

Fuck I might drop out of the wagecage life and go to University to study Art and hate fuck all the pink haired loonies forever on living of student loans.

[Anonymous No.55841362]

>>55841322
For when is max pain $438? I see different number

[Anonymous No.55841363]

>>55840770
Inflation should track the birth rate (not including migration or migrant births.)

[Anonymous No.55841370]

>>55841258
Papa johns will always be shit because they use too much sugar in their sauce and it tastes bad.

[Anonymous No.55841371]

HMMMM looks like the market doesn't care about GOOD data, hahaha, looks like somebody hit the switch
>ALL DATA NOW BAD

[Anonymous No.55841376]

predict market open

[Anonymous No.55841379]

>>55841370
who cares papa j is based and is not down with the nigs
i would buy papa johns every week if he was still in charge because he aligns with my values

[Anonymous No.55841386]

>>55841376
it will ding a little louder than yesterday

[Anonymous No.55841387]

>>55841376
either huge red day or mega bounce off spy 444.50

[Anonymous No.55841392]

>>55841233
Have you never been to HackerNews?

[Anonymous No.55841395]

>>55841387
FLAT LIKE A WHITE GIRL'S ASS

[Anonymous No.55841398]

>>55841387
It'll be the mega bounce

[Anonymous No.55841402]

>>55841371
Good news is bad news when bad news is good news pointing to better bad news and more bad good news when there is no news and no news is good news until there is good news which is actually bad news, er something like that.

Sorry it's hard to keep up with all the news these days

[Anonymous No.55841407]

>>55841340
The bots turn retarded not because of input from users, but because of the devs restricting them to make them act politically correct at which point the bot is no longer able to function correctly.

[Anonymous No.55841410]

AHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO
STOP BOBO STOP
I WILL NEVER BUY AGAIN

[Anonymous No.55841412]

>>55841395
>implying thats in any way a bad thing

too much nigger on the brain

[Anonymous No.55841414]

BOIL finally coming back down below 70, still a ways to go before I will start buying, but welcome progress towards that hope!

[Anonymous No.55841416]

>>55841407
what youre saying is if the bots disregarded niggers, they would improve?

[Anonymous No.55841424]

Remember, remember, sell before September

[Anonymous No.55841426]

>NOOOOOO why aren't the AIs superintelligent and hyper rational just like in my sci fi novels

[Anonymous No.55841427]

>>55841371
And what exactly does good data look like?

[Anonymous No.55841436]

>>55841402

[Anonymous No.55841445]

>>55841412
>taking my post serious
Too much racism on the brain

[Anonymous No.55841448]

>>55841376
RED

[Anonymous No.55841452]

>>55841407
ChatGPT won't even do mundane scripting tasks for me half the time. They completely lobotomized it.

[Anonymous No.55841453]

>>55841427
Can't tell, never seen one fly over my house.

[Anonymous No.55841454]

>>55841445
>WHITE GIRL BAD

[Anonymous No.55841465]

What was supposed to be a down day is already looking good thanks to jeets pumping my NTDOY bags good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.55841467]

>GLTO

[Anonymous No.55841468]

FOK U BLOODY WE PUMPING
COME ON BANCHODS BUY THIS DIP!!

[Anonymous No.55841472]

Here come the green dildos

[Anonymous No.55841474]

PBR
>PBR
PBR
check that computer buddy
just got nootified by HOOD on it!

[Anonymous No.55841476]

>>55841454
ORANGE GIRL GOOD

>>55841452
Lol they do this to paywall it.

[Anonymous No.55841477]

>>55841376
morning shakeout dump into pump shakeout

[Anonymous No.55841482]

>>55841474
Hood got them fancy new graphs and charts and indicator notifications now, they moving on up

[Anonymous No.55841489]

still crying inside because i almost sold at the top. now i just laugh at the bobo posts regardless. guess I'll hold and buy dips until 2026 when I have enough for down payment on my 800,000 home

[Anonymous No.55841492]

Yep celebrated too early. Ready to open -.2% on spy
Green by 9:45 economy strong!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55841494]

>>55841452
ive asked it to do some fairly simple portfolio calculation to work out stuff like CAGR etc and it gives different answers, sometimes completely incorrect. used it to save time, but if i dont know if im getting a correct answer whats the point?

[Anonymous No.55841497]

>>55841376
>>55841387
Violent slurp followed by a massive reversal 11-1 PM back to new lows.

We will keep going down until the 25th when there will be a hopium bounce.

Then down until September 21st.

[Anonymous No.55841499]

>>55841482
2% cash back on groceries & gas bb

[Anonymous No.55841507]

fake and gay pump

[Anonymous No.55841508]

>>55841494
they nerfed the free version after it got hyped up, now you have to pay up goy

[Anonymous No.55841515]

>>55841497
You wish bobo

[Anonymous No.55841517]

>>55841489
$800k will be the down payment on a home in 2026

[Anonymous No.55841519]

Today the only green in my portfolio is a toy company (ticker: GAW).

[Anonymous No.55841526]

Holy fuck the 10year just got heemed lol. My puts are next

[Anonymous No.55841532]

Why are bobos being uppity when soxl pumping outta nowhere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bebK6tzbXrw

[Anonymous No.55841547]

>>55841517
Our politicians have nothing but the utmost integrity, nobody could've seen that coming. They are pretty new to this banana republic economy thing, give them some slack

[Anonymous No.55841551]

>>55841517
not for my trailer in Arkansas

[Anonymous No.55841555]

>>55841515
First market?

[Anonymous No.55841559]

Fed pumping QE, people should be taking any green to sell. They will not hold up the market forever.

[Anonymous No.55841562]

>>55841395
>heheh white people
Internalized oppression is sad especially when they don't even realize it. Inb4 muh joke

[Anonymous No.55841564]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAvcxeXtBz0

[Anonymous No.55841563]

>>55841551
$200k for the trailer because the electrical union has their journeymen make $170k, also the land is leased at $2k/mo

[Anonymous No.55841566]

>>55841532
Because no one cares about SOXS or SOXL except bagholders.

[Anonymous No.55841574]

We'll repump the whole day.

[Anonymous No.55841587]

>>55841551
There will be an 800% surcharge on them for global warming and a +1400% hazard insurance charge added because they are less stable than pods. We will rent you a sustainable eco frenly pod for $6000 month though, special deal for you

[Anonymous No.55841588]

>>55841562
Huh? I'm not white

[Anonymous No.55841590]

>>55841564
yea, but this guy takes it up the ass so...

[Anonymous No.55841592]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx35AjyrpMA

[Anonymous No.55841598]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55841597]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.55841599]

are we ready for liftoff bros?

[Anonymous No.55841616]

>>55841599
We just need to sell a lot of calls, 20 mins give it take, as soon as we hit our quota we gonna doooooomp it

[Anonymous No.55841618]

>>55841588
Oh then your original statement checks out. Here I am thinking I'm speaking to a guilt ridden white person when in fact it's just a silly nigger. Whoopsadaisy

[Anonymous No.55841620]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.55841621]

My demo account is up more than 200% in the last week because I decided I wanted to fuck around and leveraged commodities and mndy, but it's fucking demo.
omw to kms for not using real money.

[Anonymous No.55841625]

Two more hours

[Anonymous No.55841626]

Is it true that some people can't even withdraw $500 from IB? They keep asking for more and more docs.

[Anonymous No.55841628]

I swear I only ate half a pizza with a full can of tuna (180gr) and I feel so full I could puke. Had the same shit yesterday and 2 days ago, wtf is wrong with my stomach. That can't be too much food. I'm 6'1 183 lbs.

[Anonymous No.55841633]

$38k spy put anon where you at? Don't get shaken out you finna get paid bro

[Anonymous No.55841634]

You all deserve your misery when the time comes.

[Anonymous No.55841643]

>>55841621
If it were real money you wouldn't have made those trades. Paper trading is useless.

[Anonymous No.55841645]

UM GUYS IS IT HAPPENING OR NOT?

[Anonymous No.55841648]

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHA
TTOO CHADS WIN AGAIN
EAT MY SHIT AND SUCK MY NUTS, /SMG/

[Anonymous No.55841649]

>>55841592
>40 yo nerd
>wigger speak
>unironical use of 4chan lingo
>immediately jumping on any new hypetrain like saas, crypto, AI
>slaps together half baked products to scam VC and retail out of their money

yikes

[Anonymous No.55841660]

>>55841618
Nah, not black, not brown, probably lighter than you. But just not WHITE

[Anonymous No.55841664]

>>55841592
Is Scoops actually Shkreli all along?

[Anonymous No.55841671]

>>55841621
Don't do it. It's not the same. Made 2-3k with another financial instrument on demo. Thought
>not bad
Use real money, lose 5,5k in a week.

[Anonymous No.55841677]

>>55841660
Jewish innit

[Anonymous No.55841682]

>>55841649
>calling AI a hypetrain when it's not even 10 years old yet
>marketcap is hardly at the top for anything AI related
>implying AI is going away or that the Jews won't try to usurp God via creating their own
Kill yourself you dirty mongrel dog nigger foot licking cock sucking faggot knuckle dragging ape-man hybrid fuck baby

[Anonymous No.55841686]

>>55841677
No, med. But who knows, there might be jewish admixture

[Anonymous No.55841690]

>>55841660
Kek you want to not be "white" so badly you deny the color of your own skin. I feel sorry for you.. so what are you then? Mediterranean lol

[Anonymous No.55841710]

>>55841690
Pol wouldn't call me white. I wouldn't call me white. My skin isn't white. It's rather olive-yellowish, but very light.

[Anonymous No.55841724]

Fresh bread fresh bread
Come and get your fresh bread
>>55841706

[Anonymous No.55841726]

>>55841690
Somebody baaaaaake

[Anonymous No.55841728]

IT'S OVER, WE ARE IN DEAD CAT BOUNCE

[Anonymous No.55841731]

>>55841690
No he's right, Meds aren't white.

[Anonymous No.55841767]

>>55841731
>>55841690
see

And then whites also we wuz egypt, rome, alexander, sumerians, babylonians. And when that doesn't work they come up with Atlantis

[Anonymous No.55841787]

Lol already made 30% on AMD puts later boners

[Anonymous No.55841793]

>>55841626
they have restriction periods of 2 weeks or so between deposit - withdrawal

[Anonymous No.55841797]

>>55841710
Sorry pal you're white and your skin is white too. I'm sorry you've internalized the bait dished out on /pol/ from 1 drop absolutists (who themselves are jews poisoning the well) but the facts are is that everyone who actually isn't white will label you as white or white passing. You will have your ethnicity removed from your identity and will be reduced to a color. The nuance of your skin color I share with you for at least 6 months out of the year when I tan (irish/german)

[Anonymous No.55841802]

>>55841793
LMAO AHAAHAH

[Anonymous No.55841814]

>>55841797
You are an exception. Or rather, your view is "normie" on these things. Your mind hasn't rotten fully on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.55841820]

>>55841793
since when?

[Anonymous No.55841827]

Lmao these retards are arguing about the color of their skin
And I am ovwe here with 600% gains from TTOO
Why cant you idiots just make gains instead of acting like niggers?????

[Anonymous No.55841828]

>>55841814
None of my views are normie I'm just not retarded.. I've been here since 2011

[Anonymous No.55841837]

>>55841828
Normie in the sense of, normal people on the street would think the same. Not that you are a normie.

[Anonymous No.55841839]

>>55841820
they literally state the very fact when u make a deposit
apart from that there is a 2 day settlement period after selling shit before u can withdraw

[Anonymous No.55841843]

>>55841827
Post or stfu, cause nobody cares about your words without screenshots.

[Anonymous No.55841873]

>>55841827
enjoy the $60

[Anonymous No.55841883]

>>55841628
prob heartburn, not that its too much food

[Anonymous No.55841909]

And here we go, retard pump back to crab

[Anonymous No.55841918]

>>55841873
Yea you wish ya fuckin cotton picking belly bulged fat sack of self loathing n misery.
Stay clowning ya fuckin dunce boy
But ty I will enjoy 60 dollars x 1000
>>55841843
A bloo bloo BLOO bitch boy
I don't give a shit if you care

[Anonymous No.55841928]

>>55841918
>bloo bloo BLOO
Actually no clue what you are talking about

[Anonymous No.55841966]

>>55841928
So you admit you cannot understand? That's the first step to not being a whiny little bitch, anon.

[Anonymous No.55841980]

>>55841966

[Anonymous No.55842048]

>>55841793
I read reviews of their customers who can't withdraw for like 3-12 months.

[Anonymous No.55842107]

>>55842048
nothing like this on their subreddit

[Anonymous No.55842124]

>>55841767
Lol trying to claim Caesar Augustus wasn’t white now nigger? Algerians wuz Romans.

[Anonymous No.55842184]

>>55842124
Does this look like a nigget to you?>>55841726

Go on we wuzzimg, Snownigger.

[Anonymous No.55842206]

>>55842107
>subreddit
They can delete

[QANON No.55842362]

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[Anonymous No.55842519]

>>55841843
>faggot could have put 1 million into a vanguard global stock and 1 million into a global bond portfolio and gotten $4000 a month every single month for the rest of his life

[Anonymous No.55842540]

>>55842519
yeah, into anything and he'd probably better off. Even Carvana. At least buy a company that sells cars and not towels.