/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55832334]

>New token gets launched
>People start talking about it
>Coin pumps
>Shills start appearing (baggies)
>Biz tells me its a scam
>I don't buy
>I lose the pump
>I buy after realizing y'all lie
I've fallen for this at least 4 times this year, is this what this board is about? I thought you guys talked finance advice

[Anonymous No.55832365]

THANKS. FOR. PLAYING.

[Anonymous No.55832373]

>>55832334
>anon realizes we're not funny people living on his phone but real people and real people lie and try to trick you constantly

[Anonymous No.55832382]

>>55832334
lmao thanks for the tip OP you're a real one

[Anonymous No.55832404]

>>55832373
+1based

[Anonymous No.55832432]

>>55832334
>he actually fell for it
OH MAN OH MAN

[Anonymous No.55832447]

>>55832334
>i've fallen for this at least 4 times this year.
and you still lurk biz and follow the advice of the plebbittors here? you're retarded if you haven't realized that you should always dyor

ib4 you can't blame anybody but yourself for this fuckup

[Anonymous No.55832561]

Those anons who scold OP are the same faggots that bought RUBIC at ATH before pajeets pulled the plug on the project. Ironic

[Anonymous No.55832881]

>>55832373
i say we make a pretty convincing case for schizo for dear ol op here

[Anonymous No.55832895]

IT WAS ME OP, I FUDDED THOSE TOKENS SO THAT YOU WOULDN'T MAKE IT
I WAS THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU IT WAS A SCAM AND THAT IT SMELLED OF CURRY
AND I SLURPED SAID TOKENS AFTERWARDS

[Anonymous No.55833181]

>>55832334
>>Biz tells me its a scam
Holy shit
THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT BEHIND DEFI IS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO OTHER PEOPLE AND CAN JUST READ THE CONTRACT YOURSELF.
If you base buying decisions on what other people say you *will* get rugged and you *will* lose money.
If you're this retarded you're literally better off yoloing options, you'll actually have a higher expected profit.

[Anonymous No.55833684]

>>55833181
you forget /biz can be a hivemind of bad takes, opinions and investments

[Anonymous No.55833696]

>>55832334
We told you to buy Shib and never sell

[Anonymous No.55833700]

>>55833181
honestly im just so fucking tired of the average nigger-pretending-to-be-white telling me to post my hand on every thread that i just simply do exactly the opposite of what they tell me. I've literally made more money slurping every single "scam" here than listening to everyone else

[Anonymous No.55833704]

>>55833696
>we
who the fuck is we

[Anonymous No.55833711]

>>55833700
lol absolutely based

[Anonymous No.55833717]

>>55833181
>THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT BEHIND DEFI IS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO OTHER PEOPLE AND CAN JUST READ THE CONTRACT YOURSELF.
You're assuming OP can even read

[Anonymous No.55833922]

>>55832365
>>55832373
>>55832432
>>55832895
>>55833181
I just wanted to make money and friends bro...

[Anonymous No.55833937]

>>55832895

[Anonymous No.55834169]

>>55832334
>eat breakfast
>digestion begins
>tummy starts to tingle
>make way to the bathroom
>get completely naked
>sit on toilet (it breaks)
>sphincter tightens
>brace heels 4 feet apart while crouching over hole in the floor
>BBBRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>Shit completely misses hole and coats bathroom wall
This has happened to me 4 times this year, is this what this board is about? I thought you guys talked finance advice, but this is my 4th Kholer toilet thats broken

[Anonymous No.55834389]

>>55832334
>Shills start appearing (baggies)
You are here.