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What the fuck will that be edition

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Previous >>55828304

>> No.55831847


>> No.55831856

lol line go down lmao

>> No.55831859

>buy short term SPY puts on open
>sell them before close
Good strategy or no?

>> No.55831861


>> No.55831865

>middle of the summer
>you are here trading alone

>> No.55831874

Holy shit DXY.
Start the music, we're back.

>> No.55831876

how did you know?

>> No.55831878
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Why do you continue to ignore me? Sell today to salvage your last few months of gains otherwise hold down through the correction instead of profiting them buying back lower. Also slurpers get the rope for being roadbumps in my perfectly timed shorts. Lastly Taylor Swift is ugly.

>> No.55831880

look at the dollar go
i feel like im getting richer holding this wad of 100s in my hand right now

>> No.55831881

There sure are a lot of red lines in the little micro graphs in muh HOOD stooks list!

>> No.55831882

Which scream movie is this?

>> No.55831891

two minutes until someone gets heemed

>> No.55831893
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I Know What You Shorted Last Summer

>> No.55831902

buy bbby

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Pictured: head of the task force to examine risks at Zhongzhi

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SUPPORT LOCKHEED. https://youtu.be/_x3kA34VoCk

>> No.55831921
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This is the DUMBEST shit since like August 2022. Except back then we actually had tangible news about rate hikes and inflation, not stupid shit about bug countries

>> No.55831924
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predict market closing level

>> No.55831927

Cry more snowflake.

>> No.55831930

You fucking retards still don't understand how this works.

>> No.55831933


>> No.55831934

Keep making these posts anon, I'm sure the market will eventually care about how you think it should act.

>> No.55831936

in 27 minutes something retarded will happen

>> No.55831947
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the news is the economic conditions are turning to shit all around you and the bulls got way to exuberant and it clouded your mind.

>> No.55831948

down a percent

>> No.55831950

>China has fallen into deflation
>EU and U.K. still have ridiculously high inflation
>US still has ridiculously high core inflation
>Japan is slowly easing YCC

There’s news, you’re just ignoring it

>> No.55831954

Bear fags will feel the pain again just like they did all year until a week ago. How is anyone supposed to believe you when you say "the whole world is going to shit!!!" while huge companies post blowout earnings?

>> No.55831956
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BASED and am. Also BA, GD, GE, HON, LDOS (subsidiary of LMT and a damn fine stook), NOC, RTX.

>> No.55831961

fed is desperately buying to stop the selloff.. will it be enough

>> No.55831962

suck my balls loser

>> No.55831968

>turning to

>> No.55831967
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Another day of vix higher dxy higher yields higher and stocks not caring

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How many times does CSCO need to outperform your shitty streaming stocks before you listen to me?

You can’t stream without a router.

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nasdump and shit &piss will commence once 10yr hits 4.25% and it's within striking distance of breaking 4.2

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>> No.55831976

China doesn't affect the US, other way around.

Same with Europe but possibly even more.

"Ridiculously high" core inflation lol.

Japan isn't even worth talking about, kinda can't believe it's even coming up.

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Cleaveland cliffs and Us steel. Redpill me /smg/. Do i buy one here?

>> No.55831984
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Not a bear, in any capacity, I'm just tired of seeing you go "HURR THE MARKET HAS NO REASON TO" as if you dictate what the market cares or doesn't care about. The market will respond how it wants, sometimes that's negative even if the overall outlook is positive.

>> No.55831985

prediction for today:
Worlds Largest Green Day

>> No.55831988

i like investing because the lines are pretty

>> No.55831991
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they never look at charts.
shit keeps going up quarter after quarter since literally 90 years.

bears prefer to ignore this simple fact.

>> No.55831992

no, the equities market definitely cares about the dollar move, it just isnt a lockstep thing
equities are dumb so theres a lot of shit that happens that makes them have a delayed effect to things like the dxy

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>> No.55831995

>still have
>still has
>is slowly easing
Three out of four things you mentioned here are ongoing conditions, therefore, not news. Chinese deflation is the only thing we didn't know about last week.

>> No.55831997

>if I want a return on investment I have to sell a portion of my holdings
is there an easier way to spot a terrible investor than this?

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MULN is bringing the pressure

>> No.55832002

Bear friends, how up are your portfolios right now? How do you plan to celebrate when we decide this is over? Should we feel bad we profit on the financial misery of others?

>> No.55832006

also they want to frustrate 0dte options gamblers before the market can make a bigger move
they were barcoding everything for most of friday too

>> No.55832010

Bears win battles bulls win wars

>> No.55832013

Ah I thought this was a public forum where we discussed the markets? Are we just supposed to post pictures of cartoon bears and slap fight like elementary schoolers? I remember when I wasn't basically the only person here openly wondering about big dumb moves like this.

>> No.55832014

All true but this fuckin market still always is coming back and it's fuckin annoying. DAX in the morning almost 200 points repumped, now again about 100 down. Will probably repump 100 if US pumps in 20 mins. Makes you crazy.

>> No.55832027

a hotdog isnt breakfast anons.

>> No.55832035

the first 45 min of trading is 90% of the time fake outs and nonsensical churn, usually around 10:15-10:20am you get a better view of which way things will go for the day.

>> No.55832036

look at that slurp in nvidia

>> No.55832037

It is but you constantly act like you personally know exactly how the market should move, and you don't. It's one thing to go "What the fuck I thought the market wouldn't do this", it's another to go "Any factor that could effect the market is irrelevant because I say so". Maybe it's just your choice of wording but you come off as if you're the determiner of how the market works and have completely solved it.

>> No.55832039

dear lord please save me

cisco, juniper, huawei, nokia, fortinet, paloalto, ciena, etc there are a lot of players in the game. cisco routers are actually not that great, speaking as someone who works for one of the above companies. CSCO is doing really well right now, but i dont see it going up forever. These companies sell networking equipment to big telcos, but the telcos can always pullback on spending by
>keeping existing infrastructure and not upgrading as often
>go to other cheaper vendors
>go to in-house solutions. big and relevant for customers like google, amazon, msft -- they can make their own hardware solutions at some point and the advantage that companies like cisco has (hardware designed to forward internet traffic) is being edged out by white-box chips from companies like broadcom
You will notice of the stocks I noticed, CSCO is the only big company that has stock which is doing really well. This isn't a sure thing, so just some friendly caution. More specifically CSCO doesn't have a lot of moats and whatever they do have (extended service contracts, etc) won't last long IMO

>> No.55832042

after Friday it's all I can afford now

>> No.55832046

Treasury yields are out of control, the dollar wrecking ball is back, and VIX is pumping. Meanwhile the S&P, Dow, and Nasdaq are about to turn green.
Yields have been going crazy for months and indices are near all time highs. I'm completely demoralized that there will never be a significant pullback and good entry opportunity for stocks

>> No.55832048

Cleveland cliffs. Used to work for them and it’s a pretty solid company they spend ALOT for refurbishments, not to mention they’re in mining as well so it streamlines their ore supply issue for the steel plants. When they bought out Arcelor Mittal it was big news and a massive improvement at the affected plants. Did contract work before at USS, the Gary plant is VERY old, but I can’t say too much about it honestly I wasn’t there for very long.

TLDR; CLF in my opinion.

>> No.55832049
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The bad news applies only to the lower classes (i.e., low middle class and below). The upper classes (i.e., the majority of the money in the markets) have come out winners these last couple of years... especially those that own their property and re-financed during Covid (the amount they saved more than easily outdid inflation). Rentoids and new generations getting houses and mortgages are of course getting fugged hard, but they mean nothing in the eyes of the market.
The market has long since become a place for the rich to become exponentially richer. The market will dip a bit because DXY going parabolic again is bearish in short-term. But in the end there is no stopping this giga-strong bull that the US market is
Just relax, buy the dips, and you will outdo 99% of investors

>> No.55832058

out of 300 quarters.
the S&P goes up 197 quarters and down 102.
300 quarters are roughly since WW2.

to be fair,
standard and poor jews are doing a good job at selecting stocks.
at least since they won WW2.
before WW2, the S&P was considerably more flat.

it get my jogging nogging but I wouldnt bet against them.

>> No.55832059

thats how i know youre an AMC holder. they're at least giving out a free popcorn.

>> No.55832060

How did you know

>> No.55832064

Elon is literally buying US Steel for the X ticker. He has a complete autistic fixation with the letter X, and it’s actually a good play for Tesla/SpaceX.

>> No.55832066

they want you to obviously think that before they flip the trade
my suggestion is dont try to time the biggest daily candle

>> No.55832073

What's the difference between a hotdog and a sausage biscuit other than some spices and the grind of the meat? Enjoy your hotdog breakfast

It isn't "because I say so", it's because the things the media/retail talking heads say are the reasons the market is moving are typically completely incorrect. That video of Jim Cramer is unironically what's really happening, all the time, forever a la >>55831991. You "only" need $5-20 million to move markets enough to affect sentiment, and when you add in widespread public influence through TV or social media you have a completely fake and gay market that only goes up in the end.

>> No.55832082

QQQ goes above 366.5 i short
goes below 374 i long

>> No.55832083

top kek, i can spot AMC holders at the movies, i check the popcorn and if i see no butter then it must be an AMC holder.

>> No.55832085

>markets open red after literally TWO CONSECUITIVE RED WEEKS
>Fed hiking for well over a year now
>sticky inflation
>big dumb move today suddenly out of nowhere
>who could have imagined
>no news

>> No.55832089

I literally have my life savings in TTOO.

>> No.55832097

I thought about that too. US steel sells itself to elon.

>> No.55832102

lmao this dollar move is no joke, holy shit

>> No.55832106

>Fed: "I CAN'T PUMP"

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im literally 100% cash

tell me what to short sell

>> No.55832118

>wake up
>checks stocks
>all red
Fuck this shit why do I even wake up anymore

>> No.55832120

Is there a reason oil is going down

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its been going up for 7 weeks in a row

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>> No.55832142

spy 444.50 is literally the fed wall
its tried to break it more than a half dozen times since friday and every time it hits it janet yellen prints another trillion dollars out of thin air

>> No.55832147

Short cash, careful of fees tho

>> No.55832151

Why yes TTOO will be $58 after FDA approval, which the CEO said is happening this week.

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Nice pic, where's it from?

Fellow indexchads, when are we starting to slurp?

>> No.55832160

Oil demand is heavily depended on how much oil the economy needs. Saudi and OPEC production is down, but if the market dips or crashes the price may go down.

>> No.55832162

The fed is pumping BILLIONS and can barely pump it a few cents before it goes back down. The worst is yet to come.

>> No.55832171

it's obviously AI

>> No.55832176

For the anon that asked

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I can live with CSCO being flat forever as long as they can continue growing the dividend. I do have some exposure to Broadcom through a mutual fund.
One thing to consider is that CSCO carries a much more manageable debt which is reassuring with interest rates where they are than does its primary competitor Arista.
Idk what I’d buy besides tbills tho

>> No.55832183

She's beautiful

>> No.55832189

If China slows down oil will dump. People also forget that when oil prices increase, lower quality oil like fracking and Venezuelan oil start to become competitive, stabalizing the price. Long term oil will be bearish

>> No.55832191

shes a cartoon

>> No.55832193

>will be $58
market cap

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Doesn't detract from its appeal. That colour palette is just so pleasing.
Thanks m8. Strange that google couldn't find it.

Bullchads, this is all withing expected norms. Let bears have their small winnings

>> No.55832206

Aren't we all...?

>> No.55832208

well, im done. time to go suck some cocks for food.

>> No.55832212
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Holding $443c/$445c spreads. This is just fun to watch as the price keeps getting squashed back down near it.

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>Huge pump at open
>All the cocky faggot pre market bears are silent

>> No.55832218

its double food because the cum counts as well as the money for what you buy after

>> No.55832219
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Wait, isn't bears capitulating bearish?

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Thank you for playing, come again
>U.S. Homelessness Rising at Record Rate, WSJ Analysis Shows -- WSJ
The WSJ is already talking about you

>> No.55832228

Why shouldn't I long BAC?

>> No.55832230

the only huge pump ive seen is in dxy and im bullish in that
indices havent gone anywhere though

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give it 20 min before you start celebrating
yes very

>> No.55832235

>huge pump
still red lmao

>> No.55832240
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keep the faith anon

>> No.55832244

Back in my day we were just glad to get something warm in our stomachs

>> No.55832256

This this bindenomy its all I can afford.

>> No.55832258

9/11 was the last time anything ever would ever happen in the history of the world

>> No.55832260
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>huge pump
Okay bud

>> No.55832261

If you wrap it inside a roll and call it a kolache it is

>> No.55832268
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Holy fuck AMZN bros.... we're finna make it

>> No.55832273
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>t. didn't buy BOIL when I said

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>> No.55832288

no one here has dared to post their breakfast.

>> No.55832290

Whoop, there it is.

>> No.55832295


>> No.55832296

this nvda pump tho

>> No.55832299

one of the clearing houses or whatever went down at my broker, this is not a drill. big money is unloading

>> No.55832301

>X gonna give it to you

>> No.55832305

Other currencies are red

>> No.55832314

i had a coffee and a banana chocolate chip muffin
what does this say about my portfolio

>> No.55832316

This will probably be a flat or even green week. Retardbulls won't give up easy.

>> No.55832322

I heard coffee is good for you, that's probably bullish

>> No.55832323

Bullish on black coffee, bearish on muffins

>> No.55832325

make your coffee at home, buy it outside, or get for free at work?

>> No.55832327

glad I'm shorting this

>> No.55832330

at least its not hotdogs and coffee

>> No.55832333

robusta for robust gains

>> No.55832336
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>> No.55832337

It’s a wash. Crab wins AGAIN!

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tha healing has begun

>> No.55832367

When do I long apple

>> No.55832368
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Bobos ww@? The mother fucking bond yields need to mother fucking move the market down...

>> No.55832369
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What's this pattern called?

>> No.55832378

Looks like dxy may be calming down

>> No.55832381

>instant coffee at home when i feel like WFH
>fancy coffee machine or generic keurig machine for free at the office

>> No.55832385


>> No.55832387

bonds are worthless buy equity now!

>> No.55832388

How do I invest in Shoe Horns?

>> No.55832395

Vmmmm nrgusisters? It seems to be going in the wrong direction.

>> No.55832402

I'm getting a lot of mail today

>> No.55832405

whenever you are feelin' gay

>> No.55832406

I would but I don't usually eat breakfast. Just a couple of cups of coffee. I could go for a sausage biscuit right about now though. (ticker: MCD)

>> No.55832407

ive finally stopped getting assloads of mail

>> No.55832411
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My alligator will never close it's mouth desu...

>> No.55832413
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It was over for you the minute I left university without a loyal girlfriend and a fulltime job guaranteed after graduation, it only matters if you're a kid doing nothing in summer. If you're an adult, what's to do? Go to grad school? A vacation to thailand for boypussy? Go on a hiking trail and hit on white women who go hiking alone before they scream because they're afraid they'll be raped and murdered (bitch why are you hiking alone then)? Naw.

>> No.55832415

I'm getting mail from my new investment advisor

>> No.55832417

this isn't a crab this is just fucking flat all around literally nothing is moving wtf i can't even make or lose money like this

>> No.55832419

needs more meme lines

>> No.55832421

today is another episode of frustrate options buyers on both sides
though nvidia slurpers did well if they are redeeming

>> No.55832424

based and gmi
I think you own mining and energy stocks, maybe some short-term T bills.

>> No.55832428


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Done and done.

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>> No.55832449

You could do an iron condor I suppose

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Solid TA.

>> No.55832464
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>lmao I'll try using my demo account instead of the real one and go all in
>60 % up in a week but it's all demo money

>> No.55832475

market is about to get blacked, watch out

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Probably better than my doughnut and monster

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Umm parallel channel sisters?

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TY it's helped me create margin debt.

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sma > bollis

>> No.55832510

were back

>> No.55832522
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>He isn’t long Airport REITs

>> No.55832567

How are we doing this morning baggies?

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Why can't this market just dumb, why are their always this shitty recoveries

>> No.55832587

My oh my. If SQQQ drops any further I’ll have to slurp.

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Buddy, look at regional banking computer.

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they thought it wouldnt retard pump. HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA

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>market dumping on no news in futures
>now market is pumping on no news

>> No.55832610

Just able to check the market, any reasons why we pumped since this morning?

>> No.55832613

>Buddy, look at regional banking computer.
What's stopping the Fed from just making BTFP permanent + extending the loans and therefore remove any risk of more bank failures?

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Earnings are coming up for a certain cannabis company.

>> No.55832618

More buying pressure than selling pressure

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My Puts!

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>> No.55832646

yeah, this shit is bananas

>> No.55832650
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Are you winning?

>> No.55832651

Fed pumping before Jackson Hole. If they prematurely stop it September will be a glorious red sea.

>> No.55832658
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The second you close them or they expire worthless we dump hard. That's just how it goes

>> No.55832666
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>> No.55832674

hobo bobo?

>> No.55832675

I'm actually quite bored by this market

>> No.55832680

pretty surprised to see QQQ hold its ground above 368 on literally nothing, slurpers are out at full force
we may retardpump all the way to 373 before it dumps again

>> No.55832681
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My attorney said he's getting me out soon though, I need a damn cigarette bro

>> No.55832682

I’m going to to start carving nonsensical achievements in stone and objects and people will believe me to be a god?!

>> No.55832688
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I can afford the loss and they expire in 32 days.
I believe in SPY bellow 438

>> No.55832693

bum bobo

Also look at spx 4 hourly. Look back for 1-2 months. Up this shit goes in straight lines. But the last 2 weeks, up down up down up down. Either it crashes fast or makes these shitty steps.

>> No.55832696

>any reasons why we pumped since this morning?
Treasury yields are rising slower than normal. This is the new paradigm:
>yields up 10-20bps = stocks flat to slightly red
>yields down 1 bps = stocks megapump

>> No.55832699

dead market for another month

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>> No.55832720

What numbers? I need some enlightenment

>> No.55832728

>bank is now giving out 5.25% interest
lol I should just put my money in the bank if it's going to beat the market.

>> No.55832731

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?
He was a baldie waldy!

>> No.55832733

some fed boomer said something about cutting rates

>> No.55832737

fuzzy wuzzy was a fag

>> No.55832750

and thats how the put seller (the insurance seller) made money.

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Went short on Friday

>> No.55832760

Schwab has 10 month CDs at 5.55%

>> No.55832765

wont even last a year

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i honestly don't think this retardpump will take us above that overhead resistance at 370

>> No.55832773

Or you could buy t-bills directly and get similar yield while exempting yourself from state income taxes.

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Why is PGEN up +17% AAAAAAAAA

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>> No.55832781

me too but i liquidated them all and took profits today at open because i was expecting a retardpump
just not this strong

>> No.55832792

What moving average or averages valued do I use?
Simple or exponential?

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This is weak as shit. The market will be shitting blood by close. That's another Biden win!

>> No.55832802

i like the EMA but the EMA and SMA ar mathematically linked, so it doesnt matter. I use 20, 50, 100, 200

>> No.55832803

Why would you do anything but short commercial riets right now?

>> No.55832806

>5% pump on SOXL

>> No.55832808
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>buys 10 month CDs at 5.55 rather than just park it in HOOD for 4.9
>THA GREAT DIPPARINO comes sooner than 10 months
>capital tied up, can't buy

>> No.55832819

dead cat

>> No.55832821

lol the fed is going to fuck things up even more with their desperate attempts nigger rigging.

>> No.55832824

why is it blood green

>> No.55832828

AMZM APPL NVDA must have said something about AI being homosexual and a woman.

>> No.55832836

Because bears once again fell for the "Big Money creates a dip and then buys it" trick for the 1000th time

>> No.55832837

intraday top is in lol

>> No.55832839

and a nigger
cant forget the niggers

>> No.55832844

Fed QE

>> No.55832845
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Both are used for support/resistance across the major time frames. Go with 10, 20, 50, 100, and 200 like the other anon said.

>> No.55832847

You don't need to buy immediately when the dip begins.
The dude with their money locked up will forcibly wait until the end of the dip, then buy the absolute bottom. Meanwhile, you'll be panic dumping your bags after trying to slurp the first 5% decline.
Seen it all play out before. Some things never change.

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Bull bros we got cocky.

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>> No.55832860

bill gates just announced his transition
"my dick didnt work anymore anyway so might as well" said gates

>> No.55832867
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At this point I'm starting to believe that the CCP might actually start engaging in overtly aggressive actions against Taiwain as a patriotic rallying moment to distract their domestic population from their crumbling economy.
Add to that the completely depleted US domestic supply of munitions from Ukraine and its a good time to be in the business of selling ammo.
Going long Defense ETFs

>> No.55832878

WW3 has already been priced in

>> No.55832904

I expect scattershot individual picks throughout.

>> No.55832929

I made charts on the 87, 2001, 2008, and 2020 crashes that show peak to trough, then peak to return to peak at the point that it sustained and continued upward.

>> No.55832934

there's like a barrage of $20 Venmo payments from my wife's account... wtf she doing

>> No.55832939

gee, what ever could it be

>> No.55832948
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what do you guys think of RUM ?
now the price is reasonable and it might pump tonight after earnings call.

I am slurping it now hopping for a pump because of the coming election, might dump it after it.

>> No.55832950

shes buying microtransactions in a phone game

>> No.55832951

>At this point I'm starting to believe that the CCP might actually start engaging in overtly aggressive actions against Taiwain as a patriotic rallying moment to distract their domestic population from their crumbling economy.
2027 is the army's anniversary

>> No.55832957
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The "2001" DIPPARINO
July 2000 to Oct 2002, peak to trough.

>> No.55832965

based etorofag

>> No.55832970
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July to Dec 1987, peak to trough.

>> No.55832979

You'd think they'd want to celebrate that date with a victory dedication over the final reunification of their country and not a bloody war though.

>> No.55832986

Will this fake ass market stop trying to bait bobos and finally pump? I know fuckin mumu are going to pump. I'm not gonna short yet , you asshole mania buyer

>> No.55832987
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Feb to March 2020

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>hourly already rejecting
nice pump nerds
didn't even get to load up on SQQQ since i had my buy order at 18.80

>> No.55833008

Taken my first ever adult trade after only yolo'ing in shitcoins, pray 4 me lads time to become a regular

>> No.55833042

we're full

>> No.55833066

adult trade lol
post it lets see if you qualify as a grownup

>> No.55833087

Nice. Nvda recovered from <400 to 430 in the blink of an eye. This is why you buy it at any price. Next stop $500

>> No.55833099

Time for a fat dump :)

>> No.55833100

Im about to try and wipe down the outside of my house from spider webs with a mop because I couldn't find an extendo duster for it.

>> No.55833107

I can't use more than 3 indicators on trading view. Am poor fag

>> No.55833113

I welcome this as it's just a chance to buy more. All aboard the AI hype train wooo wooo

>> No.55833115

lol yes buy a stock that cant maintain a consistent price for five minutes
seems like a smart idea

>> No.55833118

dont u have a garden hose
unleash your stream of justice on those uninvited guests

>> No.55833120

wtf am i supposed to do with this fuckin crab shit

>> No.55833127

get frustrated, quit, come back and chase the move, get reversed on, go broke, quit, kys, rinse, repeat

>> No.55833128

Shorting oil at current prices. No fundamentals just vibes

>> No.55833130

What AI ETFs are you guys on board for? Im investing in hardware robotics ETFs ROBT and BOTZ but Im not really familiar with any software AI industries.

>> No.55833135

20 100 200
or just 20 200 like here https://youtu.be/Pu92xxhYhLY

>> No.55833140

thats not an adult trade
though of course im also short xle right now

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>> No.55833153

I do, but the house was vacant for awhile so theres just a lot built up. Trying to get it really clean.

>> No.55833155

Just buy nvda. It's the only company that's even relevant these days.

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>> No.55833169

I hate ACH transfers so much
slow AF
Maybe crypto does have a point

>> No.55833193

I told them about BTAI. They didn’t listen to me. I warned them. I told them to get puts. Check the archive.

I’m going to get Dominoes at 11 AM when it opens and start drinking 8% ABV hard kombucha to celebrate. Now they’ll listen. When they see the pan crust.

>> No.55833232
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50sma and 200sma my 50 is green, Bollis are a fine study i just don't like them as much, you can set your boli parameter to match these values.

>> No.55833236

Yes, hopefully. Not only is it doin' breddy ok today, but has a great dividend and long term stability plus growth potential.

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I really should be playing the shrimp futures.

>> No.55833253

Fast or free, you made the choice. I don't pay 1.5% on transfers without there being a legit emergency of some kind.

>> No.55833254

You WILL wait up to 3 business days.

>> No.55833276

trying to get some work done and my whole workflow comes to a grinding halt because some ITfag kicked a router or spilled xhiz/xherz mountain dew

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What about salmon farming?

>> No.55833305

can you post all the shrimp pics

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>> No.55833316

>not doing osyters or clams
NGMI. Pretty easy too. Dont need as much space as full fish would and they dont move much.

>> No.55833318

>nvda +5%
what kind of reality manipulation is this? this "nvda hit 400? pump eet" is literally bogdanoff-tier

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I play the mutated fish futures.

>> No.55833331

Is it because some journo said soros will buy millions in shares?

>> No.55833334

Glad interactive brokers gives me free wire transfers

>> No.55833335

It's the fed pumping liquidity ahead of jackson hole.

>> No.55833344

No one cares about that trash. lol.

>> No.55833366

Mongo for none structured data could be huge. That's were AI can grow in the software side, in processing less structured data. Other than that AI is for the most pure computing power

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I almost bought 20k computer shares of TTOO
thank god /smg/ taught me to stay away from biosharts

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I seem to be making money today

>> No.55833392

lol Soros bought 250,000 shares of AMD and 10,000 shares of NVDA. Buffett also just did the same. Tech bears deserve all the pain.

>> No.55833404

Holy shit lol, all preferred shares got converted to stock aka massive massive dilution.

>> No.55833405

Nice shoes anon

>> No.55833411

The funniest dump was AMAT which literally isbrecieving a record number of orders due the chips act and it will get a massive deal for the 10B TSMC Germany plant. There was no fucking reason to short AMAT other than it being included in some ETF

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arbitrage play? both still listed... wait nvm.

>> No.55833423

>RUM down to $8.20
>Earnings Call after close today

Will it spike tomorrow or drop to under $8?

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>tfw owned X last week but sold it
>up 30% today

just fuck my shit up family

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desu might throw a little money at calls just because my favorite drink is RUM

>> No.55833445

I’m sure there’s some pairs / reversion trades to do for AMC still but I’m just here to laugh at the fucking retarded baggies who got conned by Adam Aron

>> No.55833453

They conned themselves.

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Sweet kicks anon. However, they do make you look like a power bottom.

>> No.55833462

What’s your strike price?

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>they both bought
>right before earnings

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i wonder if bankruptcy is off the table for them, can only dilute so much, AA has been incredible at milking those fucks.

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remembrin' how that pic came to be

>> No.55833479

>just vibes
You are going to lose all of your money this way but have fun

>> No.55833482

Bought at $9.20 then it spent the last 2 months dropping so now I'm hoping the call brings it back up.

>> No.55833486

Yeah I’m not saying these fucktards who bought into AMC didn’t beclown themselves and that Adam Aron is responsible for their dogshit equity diligence, but no denying Adam Aron is a sleaze who knows he’s getting massive cash out liquidity from the share price hijinks that baggies buy into

>> No.55833498

KOLD/BOIL bros. What’s the play?

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I still can't believe he bough a literal gold mine.

>> No.55833527


Down 10% right now, thinking of just closing out and wait. Dont want margin call on my shit.

>> No.55833532
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it doesn't matter what you use as long as you backtest whatever it is to see if it half ass works okay. Years ago when I was putting together a ta strategy I went through so many in testing I stopped caring what exactly the widget was measuring and how as it didn't matter. Does it line up to where I want to enter or exit trades or no and if I adjust it can I make it work better? That was it.

>> No.55833536

just watchin'/waitin' right now, might be days/weeks before time for me to buy again, never know. last time I did the same thing I'm doin' now, but small amounts of a bunch of stooks to watch and have fun with while waiting on the next good BOIL DIPPARINO. I've got 40 somethin' of em today. Oh, and a little BTC. Patience pays.

>> No.55833538

I believe bankruptcy for AMC has been temporarily avoided since they raised cash just now

>> No.55833935

so, whats up bears?
back tomorrow?