/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.55828304]

spam edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous >>55823973

[Anonymous No.55828336]

>>55828304
imagine if he farted.

[Anonymous No.55828351]

ohhh myy, stop it with these pawtsss dude

[Anonymous No.55828365]

Ticker: PAWG

[Anonymous No.55828376]

>>55828304
AI until fingers are shown

[Anonymous No.55828398]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.55828402]

DENN bros, you got a video
https://youtu.be/3mLEZaqUdE0

[Anonymous No.55828404]

>>55828304
>go to gym
>fat moves from my ass to my gut instead of from my gut to my ass
It isn't fair bros

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55828406]

>>55828304
Built for BBC

[Anonymous No.55828407]

Impressive ass..

[Anonymous No.55828440]

>>55828402
>DENN

[Anonymous No.55828443]

I miss the /smg/ of Olde when people actually knew that oil taking a shit meant equities were about to moon

[Anonymous No.55828445]

SOXL sisters, will we finally see green?

[Anonymous No.55828449]

>>55828440
Video also goes into CBRL and IHOP (parent co DIN)

[Anonymous No.55828458]

>>55828440
is Taylor actually a tranny? looks off

[Anonymous No.55828460]

>>55828449
I love breakfast so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.55828467]

>>55828440
unironically the best taylor image posted in these threads

[Anonymous No.55828475]

>>55828467
>YWN be hungover af getting goyslop at DENN with Taylor

[Anonymous No.55828479]

>>55828445
Definitely soon. There's legitimately not a good reason to be selling semis right now, all the FUD is just Cramer-tier obfuscation. I know it's a bit of a meme at this point but when Buffett buys shit tons of a particular sector I think it's a fairly safe play.

[Anonymous No.55828503]

>>55828467
The one where she looks 15 years old?
Bruh

[Anonymous No.55828509]

>>55828479
Another anon was saying how alibaba bought billions of dollars worth of chips also. So it's just a matter of time. Only gay boys buy Pic related

[Anonymous No.55828514]

>>55828479
>>55828445
>>55828443
Top fucking kek, no.

>>55828406
>Nvidia fag fetish
Not surprised, lmao.

The market still has a long way to correct. You might get a bounce day, but in no way is the ship reversing. Also I have never heard a Taylor Swift song and never will, too ugly of a face and body.

[Anonymous No.55828524]

>>55828503
I hope that's not why, but if it is then thank you for this brain check
i liked to think it was because it feels like real life

[Anonymous No.55828532]

>>55828509
That was me, apparently Alibaba bought $5 billion worth of chips which is nearly 50% of Nvidia's estimated $11 billion of earnings this quarter. I just find it hard to believe that other companies aren't spending similar amounts. Even if AI will skyrocket and then plateau, I don't think we've actually seen the skyrocket part yet.

>>55828514
>in no way is the ship reversing
Brah the ship reversed last fall. This entire year has been a return to the pre-2022 trend.

[Anonymous No.55828541]

>>55828443
>minus point something
>taking a shit

[Anonymous No.55828558]

>>55828304
CAthy Woods sold 17 mil in Tesla stocks. I'm thinking of liquidating Monday. My portfolios:

>https://m1.finance/8WoQX7TK-qxb

>https://m1.finance/36H4EMqzy68K

What should I do? Should I stay the course?

Don't ignore this message. Respond to me please.

[Anonymous No.55828603]

>>55828443
>XOP +25% in 3months
>USO +17% in 3 months
>OIH +36% in 3 months
>UCO +32% in 3 months
Uh oh mumus….

[Anonymous No.55828641]

>>55828603
Unironically zoom out, oil is reaching a top at least for now

>>55828558
Cathy Wood hasn't exactly had the most stellar record

[Anonymous No.55828643]

>>55828404
If you are man wanting fat bottom you are homosex.

[Anonymous No.55828651]

>>55828304
Do you know this girl?

[Anonymous No.55828657]

>>55828641
>Unironically zoom out
I did. This is the take off phase.

[Anonymous No.55828676]

>>55828657
>>55828641
>>55828558
Look at my portfolios and tell me what you think. Fuck Cathy Wood I meant don't ignore my post asking what I should do? Thinking of liquidating tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55828683]

what are the main drivers of ATVI stock price, will classic hardcore release do anything to the stock?
like obviously the stock shouldnt move on such a small event, but, historically has it?

[Anonymous No.55828700]

>>55828676
I wouldn’t worry about it. Cathy wood is kind of a retard.

[Anonymous No.55828705]

>>55828700
>I wouldn’t worry about it.
>>55828676
>>55828657
>>55828641
>>55828558
>>55828304
So I shouldn't liquidate? What is your reasoning?

[Anonymous No.55828707]

>>55828376
AI wouldn't get the SPAM on the boxes correct so consistenctly.
The backround is legit, don't know about the girl, probably a mild case of photoshop.
I know becausw I have seen a few shops in my time.

[Anonymous No.55828763]

I sold SHEL and bought AGNC. I have 75k in AGNC and 85k in oil stocks.

my general approach is that I will sell of some more oil stocks to buy more AGNC because of how high mortgage rates are

[Anonymous No.55828788]

>>55828683
Mostly game stocks pump when new consoles are released not so much based on their games released

[Anonymous No.55828795]

>>55828304
Judging by the hair, I think this is this polish tranny, right? I saw him here a few times in videos and he had this fake, course hair that looks like straw/hey.


Btw. EU just woke up. It is me.

[Anonymous No.55828801]

>>55828304
what stocks to buy to FUCK this stinky whore in the asshole?

[Anonymous No.55828809]

futes

[Anonymous No.55828812]

[Anonymous No.55828828]

>>55828795
>Judging by the hair, I think this is this polish tranny, right? I saw him here a few times in videos and he had this fake, course hair that looks like straw/hey.
Does this make me gay now goddammit

[Anonymous No.55828840]

>>55828828
Without a doubt, yes. But in your defense, if it is actually him. That's some impressively feminine proportions. But cheating, feet inwards rotated + shapewear that everybody uses, actual women too, first and foremost.

[Anonymous No.55828849]

>>55828809
Looks like we may be entering a bare Taylor market.

[Anonymous No.55828879]

>>55828849
I updated >>55828812
For whatever reason it didn't show the chanel on the right graph. Now look at this, it's the same chanel as left but 4h on the right.

[Anonymous No.55828905]

>>55828840
Plus could be close up wide angle lens trick.

[Anonymous No.55828921]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55828927]

>>55828921
where is last year on this chart?

[Anonymous No.55828931]

>>55828304
this is now a smelly brapper thread

[Anonymous No.55828935]

>>55828927
Denial

[Anonymous No.55828939]

>>55828828
There’s a tranny tactic of going around claiming women are trannies to make straight guys question their own sexuality
Don’t for for tranny psyops, anon

[Anonymous No.55828947]

[Anonymous No.55828960]

>>55828879
Adjusted for inflation, this is right around where things fall apart.
>KYS DDH

[Anonymous No.55828964]

>>55828960
>captcha

[Anonymous No.55828975]

>>55828964

[Anonymous No.55828988]

>>55828975
Thanks it's quite obvious

[Anonymous No.55828995]

[Anonymous No.55829004]

>>55828788
thank you sir, i'll takee that into account.

[Anonymous No.55829051]

[Anonymous No.55829085]

[Anonymous No.55829090]

>>55828905
Yeah, forgot about that. With that you can change things dramatically.

>>55828927
On the left., Take off is actually March. New Paradigm was actually July 2023, when all people started to become bulls because of that Mania pump.

[Anonymous No.55829097]

>>55828921
gespeichert

[Anonymous No.55829106]

>>55828995
Wtf is wrong with US "Rave" culture? It's so disgusting. I mean yes, in germany there are also weird stuff (Berghain), but it's not open in the public where everybody can take a picture of you.

[Anonymous No.55829122]

Is buying ACI for arbitrage into KR a smart move?

[Anonymous No.55829133]

>>55828503
After age 21 99% of women start to decline
A lot of women o jectively peak at like 16-18. in this modern age they're worn out by the thousands of miles of cock they've had ran through them within a few years

[Anonymous No.55829158]

>-0.93%
oil bros... it's all over

[Anonymous No.55829162]

I am getting about 25k in cash tomorrow. I don't know what to do with it

[Anonymous No.55829166]

it's my birthday tomorrow and i definitely appreciate all these sweet asses, keep em coming

[Anonymous No.55829194]

>>55829162
Just enough to avoid the PDT restrictions in a brokerage account. Time to start trading, fren. Maybe sell some premium for starters?

[Anonymous No.55829212]

holy hell futes are drilling!
dxy pumping

[Anonymous No.55829241]

>>55829212
Probably the china news

[Anonymous No.55829254]

>Graduation from an accredited college or university with a bachelors degree in education, business administration, public administration, or a closely related field; plus three years of professional experience in curriculum development, delivery of training courses, needs assessments, and/or facilitation of team-building exercises.
>Bachelor's degree in areas related to government or political science.
???
Who writes these fucking job ads, whoever did it clearly didn't even proofread their own shit. Two separate 'requirements' requiring either political science or education degrees (or related degrees). What a maroon.

[Anonymous No.55829263]

>>55829162
Avoid gay trading, do swings instead.

[Anonymous No.55829278]

>>55829212
If only I knew you could trade leveraged dxy etfs... I timed the bottom on DXY perfectly with my PM sells but missed the entire run up until now

[Anonymous No.55829302]

I'm going to sperg out in front of a bunch of hooters skanks in two weeks.

[Anonymous No.55829304]

It's so weird how suddenly EU shits itself again harder than the US. There are again news about the chinese property sector. Bearish, on the other hand market turns shit news into bullish (stimulus), still dumps, one day later repumps the whole way and higher and then shits itself again. Complete schizo, we are at a point where it's just to milk money.

[Anonymous No.55829323]

the constant china fear mongering is the funniest shit

[Anonymous No.55829335]

>>55829302
teach them the workings of the stock market and the machinations of ____

[Anonymous No.55829381]

>>55829254
if you're trying to be a teacher quite literally all you need is a pulse and no criminal record of diddling kids

[Anonymous No.55829383]

>>55829304
i'm making bank on the crab just day trading by rotating between bull and bear ETFs, easy 5%+ daily return

[Anonymous No.55829402]

>>55829323
2020 was wild and we need to go back.

[Anonymous No.55829412]

>>55829241
>>55829323
I cannot believe we're back to this level of retarded bullshit. China??? Seriously?? Of all fucking reasons for the entire market to take a shit. At least make it believable goddamn

[Anonymous No.55829418]

>>55829106
Germans also got the FKK clubs. But "raves" and music performances are done in the summer when its ten million degrees and you do drugs so you're even more likely to overheat. Not wearing clothes solves the problem when the paramedics arrive.

[Anonymous No.55829432]

>>55829412
Are you the dude who screams in the morning about not understanding the market going down?

[Anonymous No.55829436]

>>55829402
Still can't believe they made everyone wear masks and then get a mystery vaccine and then everyone just completely forgot about it like it never happened. People think we evolved from monkeys but I'm pretty sure it's the opposite

[Anonymous No.55829440]

Hawaiian Electric Puts on the open or is it too late?

[Anonymous No.55829471]

[Anonymous No.55829474]

>>55829418
Yeah, FKK.. forgot about that. But the irony is that it is not to look slutty, just be free of clothing and whatever reason. It's not sexual, but spiritual probably.

Should have shorted Australia over the weekend.

Btw, take a look at the monthly Australia Index, and at the South African (JTOPI). They look almost identical, for this year.

[Anonymous No.55829507]

>>55829436
Meds

[Anonymous No.55829579]

[Anonymous No.55829587]

any canadian armed forces guys? hows the careers there?
also I think I might short ATVI, they have no major projects up-coming and albiet anecdotal, I believe some gamers will stop being able to afford subs to the required services.
anybody have insight on why this may be a dud play?

[Anonymous No.55829592]

>>55829471

[Anonymous No.55829600]

>>55829412
Are you going to be ok

[Anonymous No.55829602]

>>55828304
I don't want to go back to work tomorrow :(

[Anonymous No.55829641]

>>55829471

[Anonymous No.55829645]

>>55829602
Same here. I have an easy work from home job, but my shift is 5pm-1am and its just impossible for me to enjoy my day knowing i've got work in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.55829663]

China bros....

[Anonymous No.55829669]

>>55829602
I'm at work now. All alone. Posting anime sluts on a stock thread.

[Anonymous No.55829691]

>>55829669
Power is pure.

[Anonymous No.55829693]

What's next?

[Anonymous No.55829700]

>>55828947
>It was a homeless woman with the Daily News up her butt!

[Anonymous No.55829718]

>>55829691
>Power is pure.
That was the most mid anime, ever. I'm glad I never bothered to get into the manga.
>>55829693
New paradigm Meltup, Whopper edition.

[Anonymous No.55829728]

>>55829693
Total Mumu Death

[Anonymous No.55829735]

>>55829718
>Mid
Zoomer pls go.

[Anonymous No.55829740]

I just dumped my life savings (76k USD) into PYPL. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.55829745]

>>55829641
is this the fabled phoneta poster?

[Anonymous No.55829794]

Bros, my internet and phone were fucking dead this whole weekend. What's happening with futures?

[Anonymous No.55829811]

>>55829740
It's pretty low right now and might climb back up to where it was before earnings, but I just don't see why it would be a good investment right now considering how easy to use apple pay is.

[Anonymous No.55829814]

>>55829745
Phoneta poster?

[Anonymous No.55829818]

>>55829794
Red across the board, even my oil ETF is going down.

[Anonymous No.55829820]

>>55829794
What app do you use to check?

[Anonymous No.55829822]

>>55829740

Paypal recently charged me 30 Euros, cause I didn't have enough funds on my bank. Maybe that will help

[Anonymous No.55829826]

>>55829822
bullish
many products rely on dummies forgetting subs or unknowingly getting charged

[Anonymous No.55829831]

Futures. The hurricane is coming. The tide is going out.

VVIX. vomma. The rate of change of Vega. The convexity storm is coming.

[Anonymous No.55829835]

>>55829822
Mal wieder zu früh aufgestanden?

[Anonymous No.55829844]

>>55829831

[Anonymous No.55829852]

>>55828398
let me guess.. they're down again and I bought the top. Great.

[Anonymous No.55829872]

>Futures
More crabbing Monday

[Anonymous No.55829883]

>>55829835
Immer

[Anonymous No.55829893]

why cant bobo crash the market

[Anonymous No.55829898]

>>55828458
Of course she is.

[Anonymous No.55829951]

>>55829645
I know that feeling. Imbut if you work from home what requires your attention constantly to where you cannot enjoy yourself? What type of work is it

[Anonymous No.55829989]

bros... i literally need to achieve a 3600% average annual rate of return over 10 years to make it.

[Anonymous No.55830053]

will this week be a dump or pump for the whole time?

[Anonymous No.55830074]

>>55830053
Retardpumps followed by retarddumps then retardpumps again ad infinitum
There's too much liquidity still so the bull market won't go down without a fight. It's the age of the crab all the way until we go full recession mode

[Anonymous No.55830080]

>>55828440
The flattest stock of all time
Your pic not related

[Anonymous No.55830109]

Is the Paypal stock going to be the new Meta where everyone thought they were dead and then it just randomly starts pumping? I know Paypal has a lot of competition compared to years ago, but they are still the worldwide market leader and seem highly undervalued right now.

[Anonymous No.55830116]

>>55830053
we're going to test 4500 properly

[Anonymous No.55830118]

BREAKING NEWS! TESLA SLASHES CHINA PRICES ONCE MORE! AUTO STOCKS TUMBLE IN RESPONSE! GRAB YOUR PAPERS AND GET THE INSIDE SCOOP! #TESLA

https://twitter.com/TheNewsieBoy/status/1690966907749384194

[Anonymous No.55830122]

>>55828676
>>55828705
>>55828931
>>55828995
>>55829893
Am i on /s/ here? All these hotties make me wanna stroke

[Anonymous No.55830125]

>>55829822
dont link your paypal to your bank account

[Anonymous No.55830129]

German Wholesale Price Index MoM Actual -0.2% (Forecast -, Previous -0.2%)

Lagarde doing the job

[Anonymous No.55830130]

>>55829893
They can't all be like 1987, champ. This one is going to be a slow death with lots of crab and lots of fake reversals on the way down.

[Anonymous No.55830135]

>>55830125
How to operate then? The purpose of Paypal is to let them pay first and then charge your bank. So how do you suggest to do it?

[Anonymous No.55830155]

>>55830122
Jewish tactics to distract you from making money anon.
Mossad is highly active on smg.
They dont want goyim to escape the wagie cagie

[Anonymous No.55830202]

>>55830109
Paypal is a solid stock but their business is much easier to disrupt than Meta's. META just dumped because retards focused on the METAVERSE meme while the core business remained data collection and social media monopolies with insane levels of cash reserves. It was the dumbest sell off in recent memory, I can at least understand the concerns about Paypal as it is a legacy company like VISA or Mastercard

[Anonymous No.55830209]

>>55830129
Buy the German dip. It has been the most stable and resilient economy in the world that has managed to bounce back from literal destruction 2 times in a row. In the early 2000's everyone was talking about the German decline and they bounced back stronger than ever by the end of the decade. The German economy is one of the main pillars of the global economy and currently it is heavily underrated, specially its chemical companies that got oversold over the Western Mongolia meme

[Anonymous No.55830222]

>>55830209
Literally picrel. You are this, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.55830229]

>>55829383
lol well is it bull or bear tomorrow? I've already lost thousands on SOXL.

[Anonymous No.55830252]

>>55830109
Paypal's going to take a big hit when retail banks start offering some version of Pay-In-Three (including in-store, on your debit card).

[Anonymous No.55830258]

>>55830229
how could you have possibly lost money on SOXL this year? Did you swing trade it every day and always sold low and bought back in high or something? I'm like 40% up this year just holding the underlying non-leveraged ETF.

[Anonymous No.55830282]

>futas
Its so over

[Anonymous No.55830288]

>futures
https://youtu.be/pDt1TqJwQG8

[Anonymous No.55830298]

>>55830222
I am that guy and I posted that after the horrible German data. As I said before, never bet against Germany. They are an incredibly resilient, frugal and innovative people and you should collect German baggies before the next "German century" meme pops up in 5 to 6 years after Pajeets start buying machinery to industrialize their country like the chinkoids did in the 2000's

[Anonymous No.55830302]

What's good to buy today? Some Friday SOXL calls?

[Anonymous No.55830316]

EXTRA! EXTRA! FOXCONN ANNOUNCES TIGHT BOND WITH NVIDIA! GET THE LATEST SCOOP! #FOXCONN #NVIDIA

https://twitter.com/TheNewsieBoy/status/1690987681449201664

[Anonymous No.55830318]

>>55830298
After the crash I might do this, but for now I short.

[Anonymous No.55830324]

>normies and family are starting to ask for stock tips again
it's over

[Anonymous No.55830325]

>>55830252
Fednow basically gives banks a huge leg up to compete with Paypal and Venmo

[Anonymous No.55830335]

>>55830209
Had a German fellow pass through my Walmart in Ontario a few weeks ago. He was retired and recently sold a food additives company he built up, sausage casings that sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.55830339]

>>55830258
Ya buying at the wrong time. Just holding is hard, so I try to take my profits day by day. I was up until the recent crash from 28->21

[Anonymous No.55830351]

>>55828763
agnc is dogshit, been following it for 10+ years just to see how it did since the yield was so high, and im glad as fuck i never bought any
if you want to profit from mortgage rates buy banks, theyre cheap as fuck right now

[Anonymous No.55830353]

>>55829831
betting on vix rise is a losing bet.
sure, once in a 200 days you will be correct for 1 or 2 days but the rest of the days, its NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

its like buying insurance. most of the time, nothing happens and if something happens, you will struggle to even get any money out. (thats the equivalent of fees, funding fees, premiums too high etc.)

[Anonymous No.55830360]

>>55830252
>>55830325
I don't see how this would have any effect on international commerce. Consider that paypal has more unique accounts than all the us banks combined.

[Anonymous No.55830365]

>>55830335
>sausage casing
Sausages are disgusting.

[Anonymous No.55830377]

FUTURES BUSSIN

[Anonymous No.55830388]

>>55829893
I would kill an entire village for a chance to make this my warbride

[Anonymous No.55830391]

>>55830324
just like shoe shine boys in 1920's eh?

[Anonymous No.55830394]

FUTURES SUSSIN

[Anonymous No.55830397]

>>55830394
This market is just a sussy bussy waiting to get fucked

[Anonymous No.55830418]

[Anonymous No.55830425]

Look at DAX.

[Anonymous No.55830437]

>>55830425
>Look at DAX.
Every morning anons say "look at DAX, look at Europe", so I look and what's happening? Exact same thing as in US futures, it's not DAX pumping, it's America pumping and DAX reflecting that.

Yurop doesn't matter, not even in Yurop.

[Anonymous No.55830444]

>>55830437
I know, but since it's EU session I'm currently talking about EU stock market. It sure is 1000% dependent on US. But it still looks different than the S&P

[Anonymous No.55830447]

>>55830437

You want me to talk about US while every US is sleeping?

[Anonymous No.55830475]

>>55830444
digits.
yes, sp500/dji/nasdaq set the tempo.
everyone else follows.
i've always wondered what drives the monday session in australia though.

[Anonymous No.55830481]

>futes

[Anonymous No.55830488]

>>55830444
It does swing more, but it usually does that.

>>55830447
Wall Street money never sleeps. Futures trade 23 hours a day, so America matters 23 hours a day.
>he doesn't only take a power nap when US futures aren't trading
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55830493]

>>55830488
It swings like a retard. This retard pump end of july almost liquidated me. 16540 and I would have lost 2,5k. I fuckin hate the DAX for that fake dump early july.

[Anonymous No.55830501]

I think I'm gonna return the 28 inch 4k Screen I just bought. It's too big. I'd rather have 2x 24screens (16:10) than 1x 16:9 28inch.

I'd like to have 24 inch with QHD, but there are only 3 with TN-Panels. IPS is garbage, fuckin kills my eyes (especially letters/written stuff).

[Anonymous No.55830508]

I think I'm gonna return the 28 inch 4k Screen I just bought. It's too big. I'd rather have 2x 24screens (16:10) than 1x 16:9 28inch.

I'd like to have 24 inch with QHD, but there are only 3 with TN-Panels. Early "Gaming-Monitors", now they only do 27 inch which is worthless with QHD, since it's like FHD for 24 inch. They even make 27 Full HD-gaming monitors, completely milking the faggots only because of higher Hertz.
IPS is garbage, fuckin kills my eyes (especially letters/written stuff).

[Anonymous No.55830512]

anons what stock brokers do you recommend for eurofags? I can see freedom24 is being shilled everywhere right now, which probably means it's shit. what do you use? I want to avoid double taxation, so broker needs to offer W-8BEN.

[Anonymous No.55830513]

>>55829989
I want to die

[Anonymous No.55830514]

>>55830501
>>55830508
>>>/g/

[Anonymous No.55830520]

>>55830514
>>55830501
>>55830508

Wait how the fuck did I post it twice, wasn't my intention. It's /biz cause it's for trading and I asked people for opinions.

[Anonymous No.55830530]

>>55830512
>freedom24
Never heard of that til now. I'll look it up.

[Anonymous No.55830535]

>>55830512
>freedom24
never heard of it

>broker needs to offer W-8BEN.
if you want to just own stocks with maybe a bit of margin then Degiro is a good choice, it has W-8BEN

[Anonymous No.55830549]

>>55830512
https://freedom24.com/about

Board is half bulgarian, half greek/cypriot?

Lol, I'm greek myself. I never do business with greeks.

[Anonymous No.55830559]

>>55830549
>>55830512
Also only registered in Cyprus. This whole webpage reminds me so much of Etoro. It's half credible, half cheap.

[Anonymous No.55830590]

>>55830535
thanks anon, I'll look into Degiro.
>>55830559
yeah, I don't know what to think of it. one of their selling points is that their parent company is traded on Nasdaq, which means fuck all to me. also 20k euro insurance seems laughable. I mentioned it because they are being shilled hard in Poland right now.

[Anonymous No.55830599]

>>55830590
20K insurance is ok. Yes there are brokers with 100k, in germany, but there are also market makers like CMC and IG and they also insure you for about 20k. On the other hand you trade leveraged there, so 20k can be like 200k-400k.

[Anonymous No.55830614]

Imagine how fucked wagies will get once student loans come back with a vengeance. Have to pick between debt or groceries.

[Anonymous No.55830632]

>>55830475
˙uɹnʇ ɐ pɐɥ ǝʌɐɥ s,noʎ ɹǝʇɟɐ ɹǝʇʇǝq ǝɹɐ sʎɐpsǝnʇ ˙ƃuiɹoq sʎɐʍlɐ ǝɹɐ sʎɐpuoW

[Anonymous No.55830633]

>>55830508
>I think I'm gonna return the 28 inch 4k Screen I just bought. It's too big. I'd rather have 2x 24screens (16:10) than 1x 16:9 28inch

[Anonymous No.55830665]

what are some stocks that only go up?

[Anonymous No.55830670]

>>55830665
KO
SOXL

[Anonymous No.55830675]

work day so no market for me today.

[Anonymous No.55830678]

We going down boys shiiiiddd

[Anonymous No.55830680]

>>55830665
MNST

[Anonymous No.55830682]

What options to buy got 5k i won betting UFC fights. Lookingg for only 50-100% return

[Anonymous No.55830695]

>>55830665
technical complexity monopoly companies.
moat granted by IP and being essential to the market. basically shovel manufacturers

[Anonymous No.55830700]

>>55830665
>>55830682
Marriott calls

[Anonymous No.55830701]

>>55830665
just short UVXY
broader market goes up or is neutral?
UVXY goes down (also because of some vix futures contango black magic)

[Anonymous No.55830713]

>>55830701
>just short LETFs bro
lmao, and how much do you pay for that? If shorting LETFs was viable then no one would buy SVIX/SVXY. Short front month VIX futures with automatic rollover instead.

[Anonymous No.55830715]

>>55830665
just make sure to not put more than what you are prepared to lose because unlike going long stocks, it can blow up your account.

[Anonymous No.55830721]

>>55830633

kek

[Anonymous No.55830727]

>>55830713
youre right, I dont even have access. I didnt look into the fees much.

just go long svxy then.
or just go long the spy

[Anonymous No.55830745]

>>55830721
You think Disney will get so desperate enough to revive and remake shows like Gummi Bears and the fucking Wuzzles in order to please shareholders?

That stock has been shitting itself so much I made a ton from puts alone. The only other company that might be in worse shape is Warner Bros iirc.

[Anonymous No.55830753]

Actually don't know how and why EU can swing this hard on nothing. Even worse, there are now official statements for a bleak outlook (EU, especially germany) and China is also at a bad spot. The intensity of these swings is insane.

[Anonymous No.55830758]

>Blackrock is reallocating assets away from US Markets away from a "Megaforce" about to hit US investors

I hope something big happens to the markets this year, the clown economics needs to be stopped.

[Anonymous No.55830760]

>>55830713
you seem into that, what about this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD0wmGgTe08

he says he makes money off of shorting uvxy.
it might be a larp.

[Anonymous No.55830764]

>>55830302
I'm sinking some funds into catching the $CANO dip, am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.55830768]

>>55830727
>just long SVXY bro
lmao look at the chart, it's pathetic, you would have only recovered from the pre-covid peak 3 months ago. You don't get much of the performance of shorting VIX futures.

Short VIX futures, there's literally no reason to go with ETFs for that.
>b-but my broker doesn't have fut-
get a real broker, not babby's first calls smartphone casino

>long SPY
Haven't recovered from late 2021 ATH. Meanwhile with VIX futures you would have gained $20 per contract (minus the minor rollover fees). Short VIX futures.

[Anonymous No.55830779]

>>55830701
>Cantango?
>Backwardation?

[Anonymous No.55830784]

>>55828406
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.55830789]

>>55830760
I'm not watching a 36 minute Jew grifter video. As far as I know there's no way to short LETFs to gain from inverting their inefficiency, although I'd love to be proven wrong so I could just short SOXL and SOXS at the same time for fixed income gains lmao. Just short VIX futures, simple as that, just make sure you leverage low enough to survive a +$30 rape candle.

[Anonymous No.55830814]

>>55830789
is there some minivix or something with lower margin requirements for poorfags?

[Anonymous No.55830824]

>>55830814
Ask Google. Also there's CFDs if you're not American, then you can short VIX with only $30 in your account lmao.

[Anonymous No.55830836]

>>55830824
i already use cfds for the vix. the fees are quite variable though. i'm sure its cheaper to trade futures.

[Anonymous No.55830842]

Anything important happening this week, 3 letter reports, Powell or Yellon yapping bout some booshit, earnings, etc?

[Anonymous No.55830852]

>>55830836
There are no fees for me (CMC Markets) except for spread and rollover spread.

[Anonymous No.55830855]

>>55830814
yeah i remember seeing a minivix

[Anonymous No.55830861]

>>55830842
no, the next important stuff is jakson hall in late aug
then 20th sept is the fed meeting

[Anonymous No.55830866]

>missed the X (US steel) pump
Mama mia.

[Anonymous No.55830868]

>>55830855
Yeah me too, from typing it in Google a few minutes ago and clicking the CBOE page about it
>people have forgotten about search engines and went back to using their memory

[Anonymous No.55830876]

>>55830814
IG, here a screenshot.

On the right you see the spread. ASK/BID essentially.

You can set a knockout level yourself.

On the bottom you see how much you pay for your position. It's a tiny tiny position. Depending on your knockout level you have to pay more or less, since it's essentially leverage.

[Anonymous No.55830880]

mini futres are the basic tools for the retailers, they are really good
CME and Eurex/euronext do a good job at offering them
To retailers, the only shitty futures is the dxy because it's by ICE and they ask way too much for the data.

[Anonymous No.55830884]

>>55830876
You use 0,36 Euros and make 1 dollar per 1 whole point, So when VIX drops to 15,92. You cann also buy as you see on the top, have to click CALL.

Größe is how larger your position, if 2 you get 2 dollars for a whole point etc.

These are high leverage instruments with a FIXED knockout. You can't change it after placing your order.

[Anonymous No.55830898]

>>55830861
So how will they try to scam us out of money today?

[Anonymous No.55830915]

Honest answer required :
-Look TSLA, AAPL, NVDA, AMD and so on...
-It's really clear the tech market just topped. The whole 2weeks 19-31 July was the top for all these retail stocks
-Bears are in denial and no one dare to go short here (everyone missed the 27th July top)
-All the bears call for ATH and they will switch short after that
-We just made the perfect deadcat bounce after the 2021 retail max fomo top
-Every short had been squeezed

My idea is that I don't have a lot of money right now. How do I max profit on the idea that everything topped ?
-Going short : problem is leverage is limited since wicks can basically wipe out the trade
-Options : I don't know much, I know these are gambling retarded instruments but in this case I think it might be a good idea ?
-Futures : wicks... Also minimum capital required is high

Any idea ?

I'm ready to sacrifice my miserable 2k$ on the idea that we topped. Can long term option make bank ?

Thx for reading this blogpost any answer welcome.
Btw : we topped the 27th july, watch Jason shapiro, on good news the day reversed and many anons here called the 27th July the top too.

[Anonymous No.55830922]

>>55830915
>My idea is that I don't have a lot of money right now.
Great idea.

>wicks
???????

[Anonymous No.55830925]

>>55830922
Thx for your shitposting you were inspired

[Anonymous No.55830935]

>>55830915
look a march 13th, it's the bottom
do you know why?
https://www.investopedia.com/bank-term-funding-project-7367897
because it's when the fed opened again their reverse repo. This means the current bullrun is purely driven by the FED liquidity.
It's true it's not organic, but it doesnt mean we're going to crash.

[Anonymous No.55830944]

>>55830935
https://neuters.de/markets/us/key-elements-feds-new-us-bank-funding-program-2023-03-13/

A key element of the program is acceptable loan collateral - including U.S. Treasuries and mortgage-backed securities among others - will be valued at "par," meaning open-market bond values that have been impaired by a year of Fed rate hikes will not reduce what a bank may borrow from the central bank.

The same collateral terms will also be available for loans drawn from the Fed's "discount window," its traditional lender-of-last-resort facility. Ordinarily, loan amounts were governed by the market value of the pledged collateral.

"This will allow banks to fund potential deposit outflows Without crystalizing losses on depreciated securities," Goldman Sachs wrote Sunday after the Fed announcement.

So the next FUD was supposed to be the euroepan banks which have to repay their ECB loans in autumn 2023. I'ts likely this will amount to a nothing burger again, even though it is will be hyped as the end of the world again.

[Anonymous No.55830946]

>>55830915
>watch a Jewish YT grifter who's on the vlog grind because he couldn't make it by trading
reminder to all zoomer fucking shits: all the YouTube grifters you watch are failed traders

[Anonymous No.55830948]

>>55830915
take a fundamentally good stock.
go long 5x leverage
take fundamentally bad stock
go short 5x leverage

aka. a pairs trade. it is supposed to protect you in times of market dips.
you are basically dollar neutral and you only trade the future difference between a good and a bad stock.

its simple. are AAPL,NVIDIA,xxxxx going to outperform
shitstock1, shitstock2, etc. during bull market?
probably yes.
are both the good and the bad going to dump during a bear market?
probably yes.
will the bad ones dump more?
probably yes.

[Anonymous No.55830949]

>>55830925
At least tell us what WICKS is.

[Anonymous No.55830955]

>>55830915
Do you have an options account? You can go for a bearish target range with butterfly spreads that are cheaper than straight up puts, good payout, and they won't theta decay the same way either. They only problem is if market crashes hard and blows right through and past your bearish range too fast

[Anonymous No.55830958]

>>55830948
It doesn't work if the shit stock you pick is high beta garbage because then the next rally tears you a new one while your long doesn't make up for it.

[Anonymous No.55830964]

>>55830948
of course for this to work (for you to be dollar neutral), you need equally weighted positions.
you can have 3 good stocks and 10 bad stocks but the 3 need to be 50% and the 10 also 50%

the good ones:
1000/3 per stock
the bad ones:
1000/10 per stock.

otherwise, you are not neutral

[Anonymous No.55830967]

>>55830958
thats why I say fundamentally good.
the company needs to be objectively better.

[Anonymous No.55830973]

>>55830512
Interactive Brokers.

[Anonymous No.55830979]

>Buy stock
>It loses value

Seems like I'm in the new car business.

>>55830512
It depends where in Eurofaggia you live

[Anonymous No.55830986]

>>55830488
furures arent real

[Anonymous No.55831016]

>>55830955
Problem is I always avoided options for a lot of sound reasons but this time I might really need it.
I tried some simulators on the web but results are not clear nor interesting. Basically it says that if the trade is perfect on the tick I get things like 225% return (decay etc etc). Which is good but here I'm talking about 15.000% on a perfect set-up.
I watch twittos bragging about making 30k with options with sub 5k$ accounts. Is it actually possible or is this just a larp ?
Idc about the money really I don't want to trade options on a regular basis I already know what I like to trade etc etc.. Here I want to take a massive gamble with unlimited upside so I can have a bigger account and then trade like usual.

Some market geniuses will say the market bottomed. I'm talking about retail stocks. The whole stock market is immense and really if anyone look for tickets there are always good tickers no matter the top/bottom fomo/fear retail case.
For example : CBOE, IBKR,CFR were making new highs while retail took a shit in 2022. I'm only talking about retail stocks top :
-NVDA news is out with china blablabla... Which means half this board and all reddit will baghold this shit because "it's selling shovels during the AI rush". Same mentality as crypto during 2018. Same retards as ADA, ETH etc at the tops. "How do I get a full node with 32 eth I can't wait to buy it cheap".

[Anonymous No.55831024]

[Anonymous No.55831026]

>>55830986
That's what noob traders think

[Anonymous No.55831028]

>>55831016
if you're into crypto, just go long bitcoin and go short bitcoin cash
literally cant lose.
bch pumped recently, unlikely to do it again for a while.

unless, you think bitcoin cash is going to takeover bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.55831036]

>>55830948
I like this idea but sadly I already tried it and it doesn't work that much.
Mostly bear markets are crab markets with huge downside days (like happened on DDOG) : months of crab/up/sideway then boom -20% can be around earning but also can be in the middle of nowhere.
These days the whole market tends to tank so even the "good" stock might take a huge but quick hit. The "bad" stock 'ight take a good one also but it's risky because sometimes volatility can wipe out even balanced positions.
Tried it before and been squeezed out. But I like the idea it's good i might give another try with like 3x / 3x intead of 5x

[Anonymous No.55831037]

>>55831016
options are really used to hedge. It's the stupid retailers, especially the americans due to tax reasons, who take them as prime material to trade.

Dont forget that options are issued by the broker or market makers. They are not supply and demand like stocks. At best supply and demands come from their underlying. On top of this, you have the choice of the market maker to give you shitty prices, like with their CFDs, and on top of this you have the inherent greek values which fuck you up.
If you really want to trade them as the primary instrument, then you ''sell premium'', ie you sell puts (or sometimes calls ) to retards who think it's a good idea to buy options other than hedging.
watch those two:
https://youtu.be/zMzMA-6OHwU?t=3700
https://youtu.be/gulIm8TY_7s?t=1951

[Anonymous No.55831052]

>>55831037
Yes I agree completely and of course it's hedging instrument, I'm basically asking if it's still possible to make a huge bank on a simple idea like TSLA at 200 in early 2024. Can any option make me a real big return on this idea for example?
Or is it better to just lev short and pray that no cleaning wick happen

[Anonymous No.55831053]

>>55831036
just saying
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.55831059]

>>55831053
Thanks look like the current apple top and the previous eth top before it went back to the cave

[Anonymous No.55831060]

>>55831016
No those aren't larps, people really get those kinds of gains, but don't know when to stop. The kind of trades that take you from $5k to $30k is also the kind that takes you from $30k back to $5k.

It's almost like it's a confidence game, you do so well you keep doing it, then you risk more and more until (((they))) change it up on you in a strategic manner and it all evaporates, even faster than you made it. And poof, just like that, you are broke again. So risk management, while booring, is very important

[Anonymous No.55831067]

>>55831059
only if you think bitcoin cash will outperform bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.55831071]

>>55831052
yeah i understand, but dont trade options when you dont have a precise plan already defined.
The real method when focusing on a stock is to have insider news, then you have to choose the instrument, which may be options.
If you dont have that, then stick to trading sector ETFs or futures, with TA like from some moving averages and oscillator or something.
Futures are nice because you only need 1 point to make 50 dollars on the s&p500 futures.

[Anonymous No.55831072]

>>55831060
True. Early 2021. Started with 25k. In two weeks I was at 66k. One bad trade, back to below 30k. Kek.

[Anonymous No.55831087]

>>55831016
>Idc about the money really I don't want to trade options on a regular basis I already know what I like to trade etc etc.. Here I want to take a massive gamble with unlimited upside so I can have a bigger account and then trade like usual.
the gamble is with earnings, and the season has passed. You have to wait for september for this. In the meantime, learn as much about options a possible to be ready.

[Anonymous No.55831090]

>>55831037
>you sell puts (or sometimes calls ) to retards who think it's a good idea to buy options other than hedging
Option sellers get heemed all the time, if buyers are so retarded then long puts would never end up ITM, but they do. And the probability of that happening is right there in the delta.
They can be used for hedging, speculating, or as a way to get leverage without having to borrow money, hedging isn't the only angle.
Furthermore, SPY wouldn't have such a heavy options volume every single day if they're so stupid to buy. It's not retail that's doing that, it's institutions using it as "prime material to trade". The idea that retail would be responsible for that heavy volume is laughable.
If you know what you're doing and can actually catch movements up or down and are aware of the effects of theta and IV crush, there's no reason why you couldn't trade a liquid options chain.

[Anonymous No.55831091]

Good morning dividend chads. What divvies are you waiting on this week. NEP dividend dropping today and O dropping tommorow. Both will be reinvested of course

[Anonymous No.55831092]

>>55831060
Yes thanks ar least now I know it's not a larp. But really what do they use to get these returns ? Options ?
I know about risk management and all, basically I need one good shot to get from 2k to like 20k then I will trade again as usual, it's just that my swing tading style is way slower do on a small account I gain peanuts and it could take years go go from 2k to 20k.
With 20k I can start again some swing and compound over time like I've done since 2016.
It's just that I'm a bit retarded I have maid 300k over the last few years and I was worn out depressive so I quitted my work started triathlon, travel the world (i'm 38 in my country not a larp) but now after 3 years without working I basically burned all my money.
I had the best time of my life and I needed to live that but now I need to go back to work (I'm starting 50% master 50%work) and still swing trade on the side so I can compound over the years and buy a house / some easy boomer stocks with divs in uptrends inflation résilients like KO when the opportunity shows.
But first I need an "okay" stack which is about 20-30k.

[Anonymous No.55831116]

>>55828304

There is a fire sale on Hawaiian Electric (HE) stock right now. I've held it for years, great dividends at 4%, and basically has an anti-competitive monopoly over electricity in Hawaii. They can't lose, rich boomers will pay whatever price on Electricity to spend their retirement savings in hawaii. Rinse and repeat.

[Anonymous No.55831133]

>>55831091
>divichud

[Anonymous No.55831136]

>>55831133
Based unintelligent seether

[Anonymous No.55831153]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55831167]

Euphoric in my dividends

[Anonymous No.55831170]

See

>>55828514

I will say it again, sell today and buy back lower to salvage your gains.

[Anonymous No.55831179]

WHY THE FUCK IS THE RUBLE COLLAPSING WE ARE WINNING THE WAR

[Anonymous No.55831194]

>>55830481
Prostitutes?

[Anonymous No.55831202]

>>55831179
The only winner is globohomo elite, moving pieces on a chess board, everyone else will most likely be completely enslaved

[Anonymous No.55831205]

WHO'S SELLING AAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.55831218]

>>55831179
Western Mongolia is a an African country qith 50 year old jewish technology carrying to mid relevance. Their destiny is collapse

[Anonymous No.55831222]

>>55831091
>NEP dividend
the height of the red cross rectangle represents your precious dividend before taxes lmao

[Anonymous No.55831225]

TTOO chads we’re eating good tonight

[Anonymous No.55831259]

And just like that, QQQ will never be above $367 ever again

[Anonymous No.55831274]

>>55831222
>Adjust for dividends turned on
Perfect example that dividends literally don't matter, they are dwarfed by the stock price fluctuations

[Anonymous No.55831328]

>>55831092
What method of swing trading do you use ? Teach me.

[Anonymous No.55831340]

>X
why

[Anonymous No.55831346]

I have 25k just sitting in my TDA account... idk what to buy bros... my brain is telling me to keep it liquid so I can put a down payment on a home soon but I really want to tradeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.55831355]

>>55831340
Damn, imagine if you bought all of those cheap ass calls the week prior.

[Anonymous No.55831360]

>>55831346
>idk what to buy bros...
my next trade is slurping the heckin PYPL dipperino

[Anonymous No.55831370]

>>55831274
So, we watch complex lines on a screen all day, based upon completey made up numbers, based upon other made up numbers, further derived from other made up numbers, to get to a line illustrating a general overall made up number, that determines how much freedom we have in this life to be able to do things we want to do.

All while coming up with schemes to protect our numbers from being stolen by other coordinated well organized computer assisted schemes from (((those))) that have larger made up numbers, that want to make their numbers even larger and ours even smaller, or something like that. And then others get a cut of every number we manage to acquire through threat of force.

What a wonderful highly advanced civilization we live in. Living the dream
TLDR:((( )))

[Anonymous No.55831376]

>INDIA CPI (YOY) (JUL) ACTUAL: 7.44% VS 4.81% PREVIOUS; EST 6.50%
Sirs... do not redeem the prices...

>>55831370
You have the opportunity to turn points that can buy goods and people's labour to get more points to get more good and labour, at the risk of losing those points. It's an interesting option, mostly if you're good at it.

[Anonymous No.55831397]

>>55831328
>55831328
Maybe he looks like that not because of masturbating but he is one, because he looks like that in the first place.

[Anonymous No.55831400]

>>55831376
>
It must be the sugar
SUGAR, NO! NO MORE R$

[Anonymous No.55831420]

>>55831091
Divies aren't always your friend

[Anonymous No.55831429]

buy bbby

[Anonymous No.55831438]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.55831439]

Mumu fucking shits...

[Anonymous No.55831448]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55831472]

these people selling oil right now. They will learn

[Anonymous No.55831474]

I'm buying the SOFI dip when it hits 5 dollars again. This is a 15$ stock when interest rates drop back to 4-5%. Nobody wants to refinance their student loans right now.

[Anonymous No.55831475]

It's Joever

[Anonymous No.55831478]

Repeat after me
>NO
>NEWS
>WHATSOEVER

[Anonymous No.55831499]

>CMA and WAL back to 50
I knew I should have believed.... I sold at like 35...

[Anonymous No.55831517]

>all these stocks on my watch list are up bigly
I should have never listened to Bobos...

[Anonymous No.55831519]

back at europe open hahahahahahhahaha

[Anonymous No.55831530]

>another GLORIOUS week of mumus getting destroyed
I can't wait.

[Anonymous No.55831533]

Aaaaaaaand...WALLAH! The slow burning atmospheric crash continues like I said.

[Anonymous No.55831534]

>>55831222
>end up with more shares
>trader fags end up with less
kek you aren’t very good at this

[Anonymous No.55831547]

>>55831478
Can't believe NVDA is going to dump below $400 with literally zero news.

[Anonymous No.55831552]

>>55831530
I will destroy you Bobo.
>Bankai

[Anonymous No.55831554]

Why didn't you listen? You could have gotten out while you still could.

[Anonymous No.55831560]

>>55831554
I literally did listen

[Anonymous No.55831562]

Why are we selling off? What data came out that caused this?

[Anonymous No.55831563]

spy futures are only down less than 0.1 percent roughly.
Bobos please

[Anonymous No.55831574]

>>55831552
bro were all adults now this is pathetic

[Anonymous No.55831576]

>>55831562
No
News

[Anonymous No.55831580]

>>55831554
You don't understand how markets work. For every seller there is a buyer. By definition, they can't all get out.

[Anonymous No.55831584]

What 0DTEs should I buy today at some perfect peak or valley fakeout bull/bear trap? I just need a quick easy 10x today is all, or will Mr Snibs be the real winner today?

[Anonymous No.55831585]

>>55831563
It’s these huge swings that are more concerning. It seems the slurpers are becoming exit liquidity for the big boys

[Anonymous No.55831604]

>>55831585
TIME TO SLUUUUUURRRRRRP, CHUD!

[Anonymous No.55831613]

>>55831576
theres been news
you just havent paid attention
continue to get wrecked like the moron goldfish you are who cant remember the last five minutes

[Anonymous No.55831616]

There unironically has been zero news worth dumping this much. Biggest red streak in over a year because.........China? Fitch? Genuinely some of the dumbest reasons I could have imagined. Fake and gay for the 1000th time.

[Anonymous No.55831622]

China Contagion, It's joeover.

[Anonymous No.55831623]

>>55831616
If it's selling off this bad on no news, just wait until the news actually starts pouring in.

[Anonymous No.55831624]

Lmk when the tsly divie hits

[Anonymous No.55831626]

>>55831616
lol
>biggest red streak
>markets barely down
lmao this is how you know its going to get redder

[Anonymous No.55831635]

>>55831626
Do you seriously not understand how to hit the "zoom out" buttons on your charts? I can help if you need it

>>55831623
Holy shit we DID time warp back to 2022

[Anonymous No.55831637]

>>55831585
>huge swings
huge swings are behind us, this is nothing in terms of range

[Anonymous No.55831643]

>>55831635
you mena.. zoom out to a couple weeks ago? lmaooooooo
so, tell us, when did you open your robinhood account?

[Anonymous No.55831653]

>>55831643
Nah maybe zoom out to last year and see how the market did a huge moon mission in October when things started taking a shit without any actual good reason - like what's happening now. This is almost 100% Big Money doing exactly what Cramer talks about in that clip.

[Anonymous No.55831657]

mom says i have to log off

[Anonymous No.55831661]

>>55831616
Anon you make posts like this literally every time the market goes down on China news, maybe you just need to accept that financial investors have some interest in what the #2 economy in the world is doing even if you personally don't.

[Anonymous No.55831664]

>>55831635
You're learning. 2022 was a copy of fall 2018, which itself was a copy of past rate hike selloffs.
Right now, we're at the end of 2019. You know what comes next.

[Anonymous No.55831665]

>>55831653
youre all over the place dude relax

[Anonymous No.55831689]

>>55831665
lol cope faggot

>>55831664
Yeah a 2 year long melt up

>>55831661
Maybe because China doesn't affect the US and it's the other way around? Maybe because 100% of what comes out of China is an outright lie meant to manipulate markets or governments or both? Maybe because it's not even about China and it's the Big Noses manipulating the market downward so they can buy more?

[Anonymous No.55831694]

ignore anyone trying to time the top.
even if its the end of q2, still, no one is predicting shit here.
statistically, bears are wrong.
just because once in a while they are right, does not mean they are right now.
people need to think statistically.

its often like this. bears get all excited before the markets open but at the end of the day, you dont hear a peep from them.

[Anonymous No.55831695]

>>55831689
youre really mad because you bought short dated calls and are losing again, arent you
i know your first stock was gamestop but eventually youll graduate to a level where market direction stops mattering to you lol
or youll go broke and quit first
either way have a cup of coffee, look at the pic in the op and chill out bro

[Anonymous No.55831702]

>>55831689
China impacts the global economy to some capacity because of how large it is, and a lot of big investors put money in China expecting it to keep growing at a faster rate for another 5 - 10 years instead of slowing down right now. China isn't a closed-off system, it's heavily integrated into the global economy. You're actually delusional if you can't understand how a slowdown there can make investors in other markets jittery. The only retarded thing about it is that we let them get this integrated in the first place.

[Anonymous No.55831703]

>>55831689
>Yeah a 2 year long melt up
If you want to position yourself like a moron and get blown away in the coming storm, who am I to stop you.
Sure, maybe its all rigged. Why go against the tide?

[Anonymous No.55831706]

>>55831695
Nope I never fuck with options. I bought SOXL in the 6s last year because I knew all the ridiculous FUD was wrong, and it's wrong again this time. >>55831694 is correct, over time bears have no case. It's all just reactionary speculation without taking into account the fact that Big Money is absolutely playing you.

[Anonymous No.55831710]

>futes

[Anonymous No.55831718]

>>55831706
you do understand that the entire bulls vs bears thing is..... a jewish distraction right
just a free tip for you since its clear you need it
and you didnt even have to pay 1500 bucks for a course for some scammer to tell you that

[Anonymous No.55831719]

Oh wow US is shitting itself more than EU atm. lol
on NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.55831721]

>>55831702
when is the 10% dump? is it today? tomorrow? next week? no one knows. even if fundamentally, you are right, even if there is too much leverage everywhere that needs derisking.
are you going to hold shorts for the next 5 weeks/months?

>verification not required

[Anonymous No.55831724]

>>55831702
>Muh China slowdown
I remember all the times people tried to make this a big deal last year. It didn't work because, like I said, all the data coming out of China is illegitimate. They say one thing, it impacts the markets, and then suddenly they say "lol woopsie turns out it's the other way now!" almost like fucking clockwork. Like this time - what a coincidence that China is saying "ohhh man it's getting bad over here!" right as the US actively disincentivizes investment in China, forcing them to buy billions-worth of our products.

[Anonymous No.55831732]

Why are bonds selling off?

[Anonymous No.55831735]

>>55830298
>Pajeets start buying machinery to industrialize their country
I like your way of thinking mein bröder, but i fail to see India industrializing at Chink levels, even tho i know shit about their political landscape or development state.
And the other question for you, would be, how can we be sure that they'll buy from Germs and not any other BRICS member?
Have a great day.

[Anonymous No.55831739]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55831744]

>>55831706
>buys leveraged ETF
>thinks he's above options
>sitting on 30% loss as we speak.
lmao. Best of luck to you. This time is different.

[Anonymous No.55831745]

>>55831732
It's Joever, no one wants American debt anymore, which means the debt burden will increase, which means the perceived risk of default will increase, which will make yields increase even more, and so on...

[Anonymous No.55831747]

>>55831724
The china slowdown was April 2022, when everything went down. China RECOOVERY meme started in November,

[Anonymous No.55831748]

>>55831721
I'm not a stupid delusional bear, I'm just explaining why the market may have an immediate short-term negative reaction. Calling for a 10% decline in the US stock market on China news is as retarded as suggesting China's going to collapse because its economy is slowing down. Quit trying to shove words in my mouth, bears can lick my hairy scrotum.

>>55831724
Yeah I agree that most of China's data is bullshit, but it's generally supposed to make their economy look better rather than worse. Regardless the market's going to have short-term negative reactions to any news that feeds into the narrative of a Chinese slowdown, that's just how it is. In the long-run it won't matter but in the short-run expect a few red days.

[Anonymous No.55831753]

>>55831747
there is no China recovery

[Anonymous No.55831758]

Also, pretty certain this is a bear trap. I'm a bobo, but something feels off.

[Anonymous No.55831763]

>>55831732
because were going into deflation and a recession baby
the only safe havens are the dollar and energy

[Anonymous No.55831765]

>>55831753
>China RECOOVERY meme
Can you read?

[Anonymous No.55831770]

>>55831763
>recession
that's been debunked, chud.

[Anonymous No.55831771]

>>55831616
The news has been stretched out over a much longer period and built up, not just what's been reported in the last 24 hours. Anyone who's not a literal retard nigger has seen this coming for quite some while now.

[Anonymous No.55831775]

>PAYPAL TO NAME ALEX CHRISS AS NEW CEO: CNBC
Boolish for PYPL?

[Anonymous No.55831779]

>>55831775
I use Paypal, I wouldn't be bullish on it.

[Anonymous No.55831785]

>>55831770
every time the fed has said there will be no recession, there has been a recession
100% of the time
its time to accept reality

[Anonymous No.55831792]

[Anonymous No.55831793]

>>55831775
>it's a MailChimp nigger
fuuuugg. MailChimp is the retards who suddenly and without warning baleeted my entire mailing list because I hadn't sent a newsletter in one year.

[Anonymous No.55831796]

>>55831758
the only thing off is the vix being too high.
when it goes from 15.9 back to 13.5, you dont want to be shorting any stocks.
bears are restless because the vix is higher than it was last month.
however, its more likely for it to go down than to go up.

[Anonymous No.55831797]

prob didn't want to be associated with a troon

[Anonymous No.55831799]

>>55831765
I can, but I have room temperature IQ
Consider my post on in support of yours

[Anonymous No.55831802]

>>55831785
Jpow promised me a soft landing. And the democrats told me that recessions are raceist and traaansphobic!

[Anonymous No.55831803]

>>55831797
based us steel refusing to be trooned like everything else in this country, especially the military

[Anonymous No.55831814]

>>55831802
he also promised you inflation was transitory
hes been lying to you from the beginning buddy
also shorting niggers and trannies is the most american thing a red blooded white man can do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqSA-SY5Hro

[Anonymous No.55831817]

holyfuck that premarket selloff, so odd. This is gonna end in a retard slurp.

[Anonymous No.55831826]

>>55831817
whats gonna happen is the lines gonna go down, then its gonna go up, then its gonna go down again, then itll go up again, and there will be a lot of ooohs and aahs along the way from the gamblers

[Anonymous No.55831825]

>>55831817
And those retards will all be down EOD, lmao.

[Anonymous No.55831827]

Look at OIL. Look at Oil. This is your hint for what is going to happen in 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.55831829]

>>55831814
Hahahahahahahaha what the fuck is "transitory" if not "up for a while and then back down sharply"? Lmfao you guys have to redefine words to be correct

[Anonymous No.55831835]

>>55831827
look at dxy, thats your hint
>>55831829
bro, jpow literally admitted inflation wasnt transitory after the fact so dunno what your argument is supposed to be lol

[Anonymous No.55831837]

/VX market maker pig bros... we rise

[Anonymous No.55831840]

>>55829587
Is the Microsoft deal off?

[Anonymous No.55831841]

>>55831829
What is sticky? He's using the word all the time now. Seems like it went past the point of transitory, otherwise he wouldn't use it constantly.

[Anonymous No.55831843]

I hate having a fucked up sleep cycle when I want to trade

[Anonymous No.55831844]

>>55831842
>>55831842
>>55831842
NEW

[Anonymous No.55832130]

>>55831735
For cheap manufacturing globo homo is setting up cheap factories all over poopistan and south east asia. Germany absolutely dominates machinery sales for specialized sectors and in my sector (packaging and technical plastic films) India has already surprassed China in machinery purchases.
>Why won't they buy from BRICS
In most sectors, there are only 1 or 2 suppliers and both are Germans, chink companies are currently targetting much larger economic sectors (sectors dominated by the US ) and have no chance of usurping Germany's dominance. The chink copycats produce for the most part garbage that not even their countryman buy as they lack the know how of 60+ years of building and repairing machines.

[Anonymous No.55832291]

>sell
>number shoots up afterwards
The universe exists purely to spite me.