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I hate myself. Every time I fap, the market dumps. I can control myself from drinking, smoking, eating unhealthy but, fapping on the other hand… it’s the one thing I can’t control. I was born a horny pervert and I’ll die one. It’s all so tiresome. The bear season started around the time I got into crypto. Sorry guys, but as long as I got skin in the game, there won’t be another bull run.

>> No.55826201

>>55826149
>I hate myself. Every time I fap, the market dumps.
Part of me wants you to do this until it is all red, and part of me is like ewwww.

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>>55826149
>Every time I fap, the market dumps.
Anon, I'm sorry to break it to you, but you do not actually have magical powers.
I assume you're just kidding around, but on the off chance you're not: whether you masturbate or not has zero impact on anyone or anything but yourself.