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Tfw only $50k in my bank account. How much toilet paper will I be able to buy in 2050??

>> No.55825391
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>>55825378
I don't even have enough to put $5 gas in my car lol

lmao even.

>> No.55825427

>>55825391
Sell your body to a rich old man like Griffith did. Simple as

>> No.55825528

>>55825427
Then I'll really be like Griffith
anyone got that pic of the old ass man grabbing the big bootied blonde faggot?

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>>55825378
>How much toilet paper
Hopefully zero, if you're willing to accept being civilized.

>> No.55826927

>>55825378
In 2030 toilet paper will be banned because it causes global warming when you rub it against your shit covered ass.

>> No.55827002

>>55825378
Not enough brother, not enough.

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I have $0 in my bank account, about $60k in debt, have my name on a mortgage and my girlfriend is pregnant. I slept like a baby last night.

>> No.55827208

>>55827144
Kind of based. Being stupid enough to not have any worries is like a pure/perfect hack to being happy in life.

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>>55827208
just debtmaxx bro. it's the prohack to life. I also have about $7k stocked up on crypto and a bunch of expensive shit in my house. Just gotta hang on until the bullrun kicks off like a rocket in 2025.