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>net worth 0$
i need a passive income i can get for free, any ideas?

>> No.55814980

>>55814948
Rent your mouth out as a short term rental to dicks.

>> No.55814986

>>55814980
that is undesirable, anyone else?

>> No.55815008

>>55814948
>passive income
>no initial investment
not gonna happen unless you know how to code

>> No.55815017

>>55814986
Same idea, but with the other end of the tract.

>> No.55815157
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>>55815008
even if he knew how to code, how would that translate to passive income? Even app development requires constant maintenance/bug fix.

>> No.55815162

Kneepads.

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>>55814980
I tried this using grindr and I couldn't get any cocks desu - I fr tried, made a gay profile, matched and tried charging for blowjobs but no faggot would pay more than $100 for a blowjob lol I Never sucked a cock, was tight on money, couldn't afford rent or qualify for gibs or neetbux. Now I'm out here tryin to make it in crypto or take out a personal loan. Some faggot on fucking grindr felt sorry for me for being so willing to give my throat out as a service for people to use and pay me. Am retarded so I couldn't give a fuck i just see it as a form of massage. idk. Am I faggot frens?

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>>55814948
tounge it. now

>> No.55815277

>>55814948
Fuck old ladies for monies and hopefully one of them will leave her money to you

>> No.55815362

>>55815017
also undesirable, that field overall is.

>> No.55815368

>>55815277
where to find?

>> No.55816603

>>55815157
there's no such thing as "passive" income with no upfront capital, but basic maintenance/bug fixing is fairly low effort. then again any dev competent enough to pull this off doesn't have a net worth of 0