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It's literally easier to become a millionaire than to find a girlfriend in 2023

>> No.55811692

>>55811662
No shit. You NEED to be a millionaire to get a gf.

>> No.55811917

>>55811662
>It's literally easier to become a millionaire than to find a girlfriend in 2023
If only I could sell my ability to pick up girls for millions of dollars. I'd do it in a heartbeat.

It's actually easier to get into debt than having a gf these days.

>> No.55811960

>>55811662
>Be Millionaire
>Go to strip club
>All of the good parts of having a gf without "Where do you want to eat?" "IDK" bullshit
>arguably cheaper too
Also, hit that that day shift if you're wealthy enough to not have to waste your time waging. There's usually 2-for-1 dances and day shift girls are easy to pick up if they decide you're fun because you're not competing with Friday/Saturday night crowds of drunks for their attention. Strippers are great

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>>55811662
Being a millionaire doesn't even mean anything now. Will get you a ho-hum middle class that's about it.

>> No.55811973

>>55811662
Have you tried not being ugly?

>> No.55812863

>>55811960
I've never been to a strip club in my life, and im in my 30's now.

>> No.55812876

>>55811662
Unironically true if you are autistic, ugly, short or have no irl friends.

>> No.55812957
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55812957

>find gf
>hit it off, things are going great, start a committed relationship
>she lives with her parents, no job, no education
>claims she has autism and is disabled (she is not)
>find out she's a coalburner who ate nigger ass
>find out she bought BTC at 55,000 and she keeps asking me if she can sell it to pay for brakes for her car
>find out my half-million dollar house, paid off cars and steady job are not enough because she wants to travel
>she wants to start an onlyfans
>she wants to party and go out to clubs and whore it up
>'I just feel like we have different life priorities, anon"
>"I don't feel like you respect my body. I want someone more holistic."
>"I always felt like you were disgusted with me"
It's difficult to describe the feelings of elation and smugness I had when she finally broke it off. Man, there is no better feeling. It doesn't even matter if the girl is hot, what matters more is if she has a brain, and boy did I dodge a bullet there.

>> No.55813222

>>55812957
Looks mean literally nothing. Only retarded children with limited life experience think otherwise

>> No.55813338

>>55811662
I met a cute Starbucks barista girl at a conference. Seemed like she liked me because she smiled and waved at me when I came back and even made small talk when ordering. Then I realized she probably does this to a lot of people and people at the conference were also attractive which dawned on me that I wasn’t special just another customer.

Easier to become a millionaire than get a GF. Literally will be a millionaire coming bullrun (3 BTC & 5000 LINK)

>> No.55813345

>>55811662
>It's literally easier to become a millionaire than to find an unvaxxed girlfriend in 2023
Ftfy

>> No.55813362

>>55811960
>BROOOOOOOO JUST LIKE IDK BRO JUST LIKE *SMACKS LIPS* BRUH LIKE IDK DATE STRIPPERS BRO

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>> No.55813506

god i wanna plow this red haired sjw whose tits were bouncing around outside holy fuck

>> No.55813676
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>>55811662
>2021
became millionaire thanks to XOR
>2022
preordered my XOR card
>2023
Got a GF, she's playing FF 1+2 right now

>> No.55815026

>>55812957
You didn't break up with her when you found out she tongued another man's anus?

She dumped you?

Get some self respect

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>>55815026
Diamond hands, baby.

>> No.55815051

>>55811960
>"what's your love language anon?"

Why can't the talk like normal people?

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55815074

I think I'm being used by the bitch right now.
>I'm not a whore!

>> No.55815228

>1PBTID thread
SAGE

>> No.55815485

>>55812957
nice story however no woman would ever say the word 'holistic' you autistic neckbeard retard

>> No.55815999

>>55811662
only if you're a retard.

>> No.55816015

>>55811662
Girl approach me every now and then. Im short and poir, but apparently handsome

>> No.55816019

>>55815051
My love language is near constant acts/offers of sexual service.

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>It's literally easier to become a millionaire than to find a girlfriend in 2023
ive never had more than a few thousand dollars in my bank account and i've never had a girlfriend

>> No.55816101

>>55811662
Only in Angloid shitholes like the US pussy prison.

>> No.55816139

>>55811960
I prefer going to clubs earlier in the day and on off days when its less busy or not busy at all (no other customers). The strip club in the town I used to stay I would hit up the club on tuesday midday alot because majority of time my friend and I were the only 2 in the club for hours. On occasion there was this older guy who'd also be there tuesday who was really cool. we'd all hang out in a group and the strippers would join us. alot of fun for sure.