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[Anonymous No.55811184]

Now that he is in jail, what is in store for Sneed (((Bankman))) Feed?

[Anonymous No.55811194]

>>55811184
you guys may make fun of him but at least he is not going on and on about "the matrix" like that faggot Andrew Tate

[Anonymous No.55811199]

A fake death certificate and a private flight to Tel Aviv.

[Anonymous No.55811213]

>>55811194
Why would an architect want his prisoners to know about the matrix?

[Anonymous No.55811232]

>>55811184
>will have a laptop for defense preparation

things are getting awfully tiresome

[Anonymous No.55811251]

>witness tampering

SBF must've been desperate and know that he's about to get locked up for good.

I'm not sad for him. I hope he leaks other names and his family trajectory parallels Madoff's.

[Anonymous No.55811255]

>>55811251
not a single person other than his parents are sad for him

[Anonymous No.55811261]

>>55811251
is madoff jewish?

[Anonymous No.55811285]

>>55811232
please be meming.... what the literal fuck?

[Anonymous No.55811297]

>>55811261
>is water wet

[Anonymous No.55811367]

>>55811184
Hopefully brutal rape

[Anonymous No.55811448]

>>55811184
>Sam spent his pre-jail years chasing the Caroline-toy around his luxury high-rise while amped up on methamphetamine and talmudic chanting
>now, he is the "Spank-bank", forced to frantically crawl around on his hands and knees to escape the Hispanic ritual chanting of the Brooklyn Metropolitan Detention Center rape ritual

[Anonymous No.55811451]

>>55811184
I don't understand why this nigga stayed in the Bahamas while he still had billions of dollars and FTX was clearly collapsing. Why not retire in Dubai or Israel? Complete fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.55811456]

Terrible vegan meals in Rikers prison.

[Anonymous No.55811472]

>>55811451
I assumes its because they didnt let him leave the country.

[Anonymous No.55811484]

>>55811451
sometimes it isn't easy to buy your way into citizenship. NZ and Cyprus were pretty infamous for it, but IDK where else you can drop some money and a wink and get in.

[Anonymous No.55811489]

>Arkham's bounty on Bankman's wallet wasn't approved before he went to jail again
>I can't use it to pump my bags by telling people $ARKM got him in jail once again
For once I'm sad to know this fucker is behind bars. Terrible timing... Shit...

[Anonymous No.55811504]

>>55811184
Good riddance. My blood was about to start boiling with rage but it seems like this kike is gonna get what he fucking deserves

[Anonymous No.55811509]

Ahhhhh le old sneedposting, it's always good to have some of those

[Anonymous No.55811514]

>>55811472
He knew the whole operation was collapsing for weeks, before there was any legal trouble. He chose to stay in his mansion in the Bahamas like Hitler in his bunker.

[Anonymous No.55811519]

>>55811448
Kek. I can only imagine this being the absolute best outcome for this situation. It's pretty rare to see but at least we're getting a good ending (for once)

[Anonymous No.55811538]

>>55811489
you shouldn't even be holding this token long term anyways.
It offers pretty much zero real utility anyways

[Anonymous No.55811592]

>>55811514
So it was a conscious decision to get himself arrested? is that what you're implying here?

[Anonymous No.55811593]

>>55811489
Good riddance, you ant the lucky type are you?

[Anonymous No.55811598]

>>55811232
>Judge Kaplan: Ms. Sassoon, am I correct the defendant (SBF) said legal cases are built on documents & that's why you should delete?

>AUSA Sassoon: It was the defendant's policy.

How this nigger wasn't put in jail as soon as he landed from the Bahamas I'll never know.

[Anonymous No.55811745]

>>55811592
Yeah he definitely knew what was coming and had ample time and resources to escape. He probably thought he could talk his way out of it or something.

[Anonymous No.55811783]

>>55811184
No way he's going to prison. Jail for a few days, a few pictures and then back to poly orgy island

[Anonymous No.55811787]

>>55811598
>Sassoon
>as in "those" sassoons
>judge kaplan
it's beyond tiresome at this point

[Anonymous No.55811862]

>>55811184
He's not convicted yet, but he's been tampering with witnesses so they put him in the slammer.
But he's probably going to get convicted. Innocent people don't often need to tamper with witnesses.

[Anonymous No.55811879]

>>55811448
This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the Fried. Night spent chasing an over malnourished Bankman around the cell. His squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. His cellmates build up an intoxicating, delerious state with gang-affiliated chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Sammy-toy with shivs if he tries to escape. Treyvon would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning rap verses. He runs around the cell fat and portly, with Treyvon's viagra powered penis a driving rod for the Spankman. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Shekelsquirrel screeches defensively but the black bvll is upon him in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into his flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds Sam's mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Treyvon’s dehydrated cucumber sized dick.

[Anonymous No.55811950]

>>55811184
Is he a sign of the times or what?

[Anonymous No.55812125]

>>55811194
What does Tate have to do this this?
That guy is an absolute faggot for never calling out who runs "the matrix"

[Anonymous No.55812137]

somebody post pinning the weasel please, I lost my copy

[Anonymous No.55813244]

>>55811194
They should have read more books.

[Anonymous No.55813266]

>>55811451
by the same logic he could have just run a legitimate business and settled for millions of dollars or even possibly billions instead of creating a black hole so he could play the shitcoin casino to get a few more bucks. He was just a dumb greedy rat that was it.

[Anonymous No.55813314]

>>55811184