/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.55810015]

Two more weeks until two more weeks

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55810031]

CSCO

[Anonymous No.55810040]

i havent played csgo in forever

[Anonymous No.55810044]

how dare you imply the market is manipulated!
the market is not manipulated and the only reason it is is for your own good!

[Anonymous No.55810047]

>>55810015
2 more weeks til what?

[Anonymous No.55810049]

Investing /smg/ Bobo and Mumu euphoria is the easiest way to make money ever. As always the Crab reigns supreme in the end.

[Anonymous No.55810052]

>>55810049
you mustve had a really bad year then

[Anonymous No.55810054]

I wanna see Max Pain

[Anonymous No.55810055]

My bbbyq be doing something

[Anonymous No.55810058]

>Disney+ loses over 11 million subscribers
>Stock increases in value
Someone explain this to me right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.55810059]

I haven't played Max Payne in ages

[Anonymous No.55810060]

>>55810049
Inversing*

[Anonymous No.55810062]

>>55810047
You'll see! Get ready!

[Anonymous No.55810063]

Where is qualcomm at? All the phone sales data points towards a dip in the business (predictable) but the stock is alredy incredibly cheap and its growth potential is solid with desktop ARM CPUs, IoT and smart cars.
If you compare it with other semis it is very cheap and it has the same market cap as IBM which is a shit version of Accenture

[Anonymous No.55810065]

>>55810058
something about espn and sports betting

[Anonymous No.55810072]

>>55810052
I havent been active this year, I just returned after a year hiatus. All cash and only recently started buying stuff, mostly some undervalued Divvys but I may start slurping.

[Anonymous No.55810073]

Applied materials plummeting after getting a massive contract from TSMC in Germany. Why are people so fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.55810076]

Hmmm I really want to long MNDY for the earnings, but their estimate seems a bit too high. Then again, seems like I'm not the only one who thinks they will beat eastimates cause the liquidity is above average.

[Anonymous No.55810078]

...it's about to violently dump isn't it...

[Anonymous No.55810080]

>>55810073
doesnt matter what the news is, sell it
if theres news, you just sell
thats just what you do

[Anonymous No.55810084]

Ok I'm just going to come out and say it. Gal Gadot isn't attractive. She's flat as a board both front side and back, but what's even more unattractive is her weird peanut head. Anyone that disagrees with me has shit taste and shouldn't have the honor of gracing me with a (you)

[Anonymous No.55810085]

>>55810072
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Crash signal

[Anonymous No.55810087]

>>55810078
nope, its in the kikes best interest to have the spy finish exactly flat this week
446.50
market isnt manipulated by fake monopoly money or anything like that
just good honest trading here

[Anonymous No.55810089]

>>55810078
It always dumps when you buy, anon, and it always pumps after you sell.

[Anonymous No.55810096]

you can tell how manipulated it is right now by how contested this little move up is
theres sell pressure but the kikes have infinite money

[Anonymous No.55810100]

>>55810089
Somebody hurry up and sell and take one for the team please

[Anonymous No.55810101]

>sell credit spreads
>get heemed
>add funds to account
>repeat

[Anonymous No.55810103]

I just boughted NVDA puts

[Anonymous No.55810105]

And it's another day of yields spiking dollar pumping and stocks not caring at all

[Anonymous No.55810109]

>>55810101
Sell some 0DTE calls spreads, you got time, help us out brosephus

[Anonymous No.55810113]

>>55810103
based

[Anonymous No.55810114]

>>55810103
What a dumb fuck decission. They are going to crash earnings for sure and meme a bull run before September

[Anonymous No.55810117]

>>55810084

[Anonymous No.55810118]

>>55810100
No, you sell.

[Anonymous No.55810120]

>>55810085
Cope. I haven’t bought anything that wasn’t cheap and didn’t already have a correction.

[Anonymous No.55810121]

a star of david just flew over my house

[Anonymous No.55810123]

>>55810103
>Nvidia puts
it's beyond over

[Anonymous No.55810124]

>>55810101
I keep getting heemed playing poker and it's becoming a serious problem. When I start I end up trashing everyone, but then as I get more drunk I start getting more ballsy and end up going heavy into bets on good hands, and inevitably get screwed on a bad beat. Last night I lost $138 on a single hand because I had a full house and some faggot ended up having 4 of a kind. Getting 4 of a kind is so statistically unlikely that's it really pisses me off that much more.

[Anonymous No.55810132]

incoming jewish plunge intervention squad

[Anonymous No.55810134]

What are some good cheapies that we can acquire after October for the Christmass bullrun
>Qualcomm
>BASF
>Bayer
>AMAT
>3M
>Texas instruments

[Anonymous No.55810136]

>>55810058
it will continue to tank. everything about that deal with penn screams desperation. going to sub 50 unironicallly.

[Anonymous No.55810137]

MULN

[Anonymous No.55810140]

>>55810134
>after october
nigga is still 120 degrees outside in the middle of the summer

[Anonymous No.55810141]

>>55810132
Yep, scalp time

[Anonymous No.55810146]

>>55810136
buy the dip, perhaps? the mouse always wins in the end, after all.

[Anonymous No.55810147]

>>55810084
Nobody cares about this jewess

[Anonymous No.55810155]

oh, it's sour

[Anonymous No.55810156]

>>55810084
I'd lick her pits though.

[Anonymous No.55810161]

im eating dunkaroos you niggas jealous?

[Anonymous No.55810163]

>>55810141
put on your yamaka its time to trade

[Anonymous No.55810165]

>>55810161
a little

[Anonymous No.55810167]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55810172]

its 100% clear that that jews need the spy to finish at 446 and they will accept nothing less
why wont joe biden do something about the manipulation

[Anonymous No.55810173]

>>55810163

[Anonymous No.55810177]

>>55810049
I just realized bobo mumu and snib are analogous to Zammorak Saradomin and Guthix, peace be upon them.

[Anonymous No.55810179]

they should do a stock split on NVDA so the options arent so expensive

[Anonymous No.55810189]

>>55810156
Pit enthusiasts are almost as pathetic as footfags.

[Anonymous No.55810197]

>DUH JOOZ!!!!
Have you retards ever considered that the forces which may be controlling our world are not even Jewish?
>b-but le jews are disproportionately in positions of power!!
And? Maybe it’s to hide the true rulers’ identities. Or perhaps the people in charge simply think jews are fit for the jobs. You know, even hitler had jews serving as generals in his military.

[Anonymous No.55810204]

>>55810197
if large amounts of money are involved, its jews

[Anonymous No.55810209]

>>55810197
>Have you retards ever considered that the forces which may be controlling our world are not even Jewish?
Correct Satan is the acting force and Jews are the agents of Satan.

[Anonymous No.55810213]

antisemitism is simply not tolerated in this general

[Anonymous No.55810215]

>>55810179
fractional options
just imagine

[Anonymous No.55810222]

speaking of agents of satan, hes here again, doing it for free on their behalf

[Anonymous No.55810231]

GRND is taking a pounding. Raw. With no Truvada.

[Anonymous No.55810232]

just remember if spy finishes at 446, the star of david is responsible

[Anonymous No.55810235]

>>55810189
I don't know the status of her feet, but I'd probably lick those too.

[Anonymous No.55810237]

>>55810213
Thats very interesting, but:

Let's see what happens when you apply basic math to the holocaust...

Jews now claim 900,000 jews were gassed AND cremated at Treblinka 2... down from the multi-million claim of the Nuremberg Trial.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treblinka_extermination_camp#Death_count

Treblinka was open from July 23, 1942, to October 19, 1943.

That's 453 days... that's 10,872 hours.

900,000/453 = 2,000 jews were gassed AND cremated PER DAY if it was magically running 24 hours a day 7 days a week while Germany was fighting for it's life in a 3-front world war.

4,000 gassings AND cremations if running 12 hours a day, 7 days a week.

It takes 2-3 hours to cremate a body with ultra-modern crematoriums.

https://www.acremation.com/frequently-asked-questions/#long

2.5 hours X 900,000 = 2,250,000 hours

A body leaves behind around 7 pounds of ash, the size of a shoe box.

900,000 x 7 pounds = 6,300,000 pounds or 3,150 tons

http://sturmfh.com/34/Cremation-Services.html

Roughly the size and weight of 40 Blue Whales

All buried in this tiny corner of the 33 ACRE CAMP.

28,800,000 teeth.

243,000,000 bones to leave ash and fragments.

Never to be found again.

For reference, New York's central Park is 843 acres. The Mall of America is 67 acres.

>people can't afford to have children
>people can't afford to buy a home
>people can't afford to buy a car
>people can't afford to buy groceries
"WE NEED TO PROTECT THE JEWS"

[Anonymous No.55810240]

>>55810215
you just know someone in a tiny hat is sitting around right now trying to get approval for that

[Anonymous No.55810241]

>>55810177
Guthix would be all-in on weed stocks.

[Anonymous No.55810254]

>>55810177
guthix is a fucking retard tbqh

[Anonymous No.55810267]

>>55810240
weve already got half cent strikes on some options
soon were going to have hourly expirations
the jews are trying to get every retail cent they can now that participation in the stock market is the highest it's ever been
this is no coincidence
put your money in bonds and get the 5%

[Anonymous No.55810268]

we RSposting?

[Anonymous No.55810272]

>>55810240
I mean they already let warrants be a thing. Single share options would more or less be like most warrants.

[Anonymous No.55810273]

>>55810215
Introducing Fractional Micro Options, 24 hour fractional options only available on Robinhood

[Anonymous No.55810277]

Test

[Anonymous No.55810294]

Well, enjoy the ride to new ATHs. I capitulated most of my risky shit today

[Anonymous No.55810295]

I hate this crabbing bullshit so much, fucking markets dude

[Anonymous No.55810296]

a bunch of ugly ass dudes wearing yamakas are stealing your money right now that you had to work for using monopoly money they printed out of nothing

[Anonymous No.55810297]

I've only been unbanned for 15 minutes, so help me god if I catch a another ban immediately for calling Jews satanic there will most certainly be no video update this weekend. Janny if you are going through painful dilation at this time please make it be known publicly so I won't post and be victim of your mass banning for no reason.

[Anonymous No.55810301]

>>55810268
Possibly. I know some people are holding miners.
>>55810103
Big-balled players are getting SOXL puts.

[Anonymous No.55810302]

>>55810297
its utter hypocrisy to have a board about stocks and cryptos and other jewish matters but you arent allowed to talk about the jews, who run all of those

[Anonymous No.55810304]

My balls are so sore I haven’t cum in like 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.55810310]

>>55810232
simple as

[Anonymous No.55810311]

>>55810155
*was sour

[Anonymous No.55810323]

>Finance jew gets arrested
>Market dumps

[Anonymous No.55810324]

id close your shorts and your long puts before close
next week is opex
its a jewish holiday week even though it isnt officially on the books

[Anonymous No.55810331]

>>55810323
Rofl this kike couldn't help himself, huh?

[Anonymous No.55810340]

>>55810323
He's not going to see a day in jail. He's going to court to decide rather he has to remain in jail during his trial. He's a Jew mixed with the fact he bribed every politician imaginable. They'll put him up in the Hilton during his trial.

[Anonymous No.55810341]

Did swedecuck finally anhero? The board is so much more pleasant when he's gone.

[Anonymous No.55810342]

>>55810323
a jew named fucking BANKman
why is this shit legal and why is no one doing anything about it

[Anonymous No.55810344]

>>55810323
>bail revoked

[Anonymous No.55810350]

Retail earnings next week will confirm that we are in a recession right now. Literally right now, as we post. The fed will pivot in September to confirm it. That's what you want, right Mumu? Be careful what you ask for. The crash comes after the pivot. This time is not different.

[Anonymous No.55810360]

>>55810350
fed wont lower rates until sometime in 2024
we probably have two rate hikes left as inflation has upticked as well as ppi
market should have a delayed reaction to the ppi next week
not to mention the fitch downgrade, the moodys downgrade, etc
market is highly manipulated right now

[Anonymous No.55810362]

>>55810341
He probably fell victim to the mass banning that took place this week.

[Anonymous No.55810366]

my boy Russ2K hangin in there.

[Anonymous No.55810371]

>>55810350
>The fed will pivot in September
say it with me, higher for longer

[Anonymous No.55810375]

>>55810089
I bought 1 share of NVDA two months ago because I wanted it to dump so I could buy in lower. I'm still in the money.

[Anonymous No.55810377]

>>55810340
He got jailed... Brian Sullivan on CNBC said he could end up in Rikers

[Anonymous No.55810381]

I'm feeling a little bullish y'all.

[Anonymous No.55810383]

>>55810311
boboids seething

[Anonymous No.55810385]

>>55810215
>fractional options
couldnt they do this by making options represent less than 100 shares? stock options are standardized in that they all represent 100 shares of the underlying stock. what if they came out with half-options that represent only 50 shares? or 25, 10 shares, etc

[Anonymous No.55810388]

>>55810371
Longer for higher

[Anonymous No.55810395]

Iranium
Weranium
Uranium

[Anonymous No.55810398]

>>55810362
its iPhones and iPads that aren't working, you can't get captcha's on them

[Anonymous No.55810399]

>>55810388
Buy high sell high.

[Anonymous No.55810403]

>>55810381
you bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55810404]

>>55810360
>>55810371
Wrong. The Fed will pivot. You aint seen nothing yet. There is a lot of time left between now and the September meeting. But you youngsters will learn first hand that that is a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.55810405]

>>55810377
Jesus Christ if you haven't sold everything do it now. They jailed a Jew for white collar crime. Markets are going to collapse next week in retaliation

[Anonymous No.55810408]

>>55810404
it is a bad thing
but its not happening yet lol

[Anonymous No.55810412]

I fucking hate bulls so much. We just had two straight weeks in which the majority of days were red. And yet the three major indices are barely down from where they were before that. Bulls just slurp slurp slurp, never letting a red day get too bad, always going apeshit during the green day between dumps.
Give it up already.

[Anonymous No.55810411]

>>55810381
How bullish are we talking, here?

[Anonymous No.55810414]

>>55810398
Oh I thought the site sucked less somehow.

[Anonymous No.55810415]

/smg/ oldschool clan when?

[Anonymous No.55810416]

>>55810408
unironically this

[Anonymous No.55810418]

>>55810412
thats whats going on right now
market manipulating jews control where the market finishes each week, well ahead of time

[Anonymous No.55810425]

>>55810398
Huh. So that's why it's been more pleasant in here recently.

[Anonymous No.55810427]

>>55810408
Keep an eye out for a catalyst over the next 2 weeks to allow a pivot

[Anonymous No.55810432]

OH DID CSCO JUST GO AND OUTPERFORM SPY AND QQQ DID THAIS DINOTECH STOCK REALLY JUST DO THAT

[Anonymous No.55810433]

>>55810296
THEY DONT DO THAT, ITS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE, AND EVEN IF THEY SOMEHOW COULD, THEY WOULD NEVER DO THAT, CHUD!

[Anonymous No.55810434]

Is there a Discord to join? I want to be around people who will instill the desire and drive to improve.

[Anonymous No.55810435]

>>55810398
That's good, I don't want people who unironically use apple products posting here anyway.

[Anonymous No.55810439]

bankman-fried going to jail for witness tampering

[Anonymous No.55810441]

>>55810434
You're a funny fuckin guy.

[Anonymous No.55810440]

>>55810427
the fed wont pivot they will just print more monopoly money to plug the leak

[Anonymous No.55810456]

>>55810415
There was one for osg but it went down.

[Anonymous No.55810457]

>>55810434
Ok troon

[Anonymous No.55810458]

>>55810434
>Desire
>Drive
>Improve
We lose money here, anon. If we had made it, we wouldn't be here. Where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.55810460]

>>55810440
>plug
any PLUG hodlers ITT?

[Anonymous No.55810465]

>>55810302
And they can spam calling everyone stupid white goys for 25 posts, but don't you dare respond even once to defend yourself

[Anonymous No.55810466]

Anyone slurping the Maui RE dip?

[Anonymous No.55810471]

>>55810440
September meeting Powell cuts 25bps. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.55810473]

>>55810411
1pt atm bull spread on spy. so like 6 outta 10 on the bull scale. Still delta negative.

[Anonymous No.55810476]

>>55810465
defend myself why? i only tell the truth

[Anonymous No.55810478]

>>55810434
If you want to transition you can just tell us anon. Better yet you have an entire board of faggots and trannies you can blog to, it's called /fit/

[Anonymous No.55810486]

>>55810466
State Farm is the largest insurer of Maui, do with this information what you will... I pay those fuckers almost $1100 a month for insurance

[Anonymous No.55810491]

look at how bad the jews want the spy to stay at 446
they will just use infinite fake money to make sure it happens

[Anonymous No.55810494]

>>55810458
Pain is weakness leaving the body.

[Anonymous No.55810496]

>>55810460
>any PLUG hodlers ITT?
i've periodically posted about PLUG for a while now. it's a fraud

[Anonymous No.55810497]

>>55810476
I was talking about someone days ago

[Anonymous No.55810503]

>>55810473
BUY THE FUCKING DIP!

[Anonymous No.55810506]

>>55810471
will NVDA beat or miss earnings and revs?

[Anonymous No.55810515]

>>55810486
Thank your for your service. What do you insure that costs that much?

[Anonymous No.55810517]

>>55810506
nvda is a meme stock, it doesnt matter
it depends which way pushing the stock makes the most money for the jewish stock overlords who want you to own nothing and be happy while eating the pugs and sleeping in a pod

[Anonymous No.55810520]

>>55810478
STOP SENDING FAGS TO OUR BOARD, DYEL!

[Anonymous No.55810522]

>>55810496
i've seen your posts. I knew a guy with 80k shares at sub $1.00 per share cost basis. Last I saw him he was selling covered calls on his bags but failed to unload during the COVID highs

[Anonymous No.55810525]

>>55810466
Discussion of MLP is forbidden on this board.

[Anonymous No.55810529]

>>55810515
some real estate

[Anonymous No.55810537]

Looks like SPY is not going to end at 446.
/pol/tards proven wrong yet again…

[Anonymous No.55810541]

>>55810520
>stop sending
It was made for fags by fags

[Anonymous No.55810542]

>>55810517
>nvda is a meme stock
um bros? do we agree with this? im not sure we do

[Anonymous No.55810550]

>>55810542
its a meme stock
look at the action the last few weeks and tell me its not lol

[Anonymous No.55810557]

>>55810550
its a meme stock that bullies the entire market around

[Anonymous No.55810558]

>>55810473
6 out of 10? Rookie numbers. I'm sitting on a serious 8 on the bull scale - tendies about to hit the floor in t- 12 minutes.

[Anonymous No.55810559]

Ten minute rig! TO DA MOON! SPY $450 EOD!

[Anonymous No.55810560]

>>55810542
In a meme market, you want meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.55810565]

>>55810537
/pol/
Nani?

[Anonymous No.55810566]

semis gotta absolutely HEEMED today. glad i sold my stack weeks ago. sitting all cash right now so hopefully this turd market gets flushed

[Anonymous No.55810572]

>>55810506
it doesn't matter. market sentiment will look at them with pessimism rather than optimism if they are good or bad. even if they are objectively good, the market will try to poke holes in anything they can find. It's over, get out unless you don't mind bag holding for a while

[Anonymous No.55810585]

>>55810550
i will said the daily chart looks like it is about ready to fill that Q2 earnings retard pump gap, but i have been saying that for at least a month

[Anonymous No.55810587]

Does nobody remember my CSCO posts from January when shares were 46 dollars? Please acknowledge that those posts landed.

[Anonymous No.55810588]

I slurped some AMD but I'm probably gonna regret it

[Anonymous No.55810594]

>>55810103
based

>>55810114
At most you'll reach $450 and crush even dipper this time

[Anonymous No.55810596]

>>55810585
sorry bro it was all a meme squeeze

[Anonymous No.55810603]

>>55810565
Are you telling me you believe the jews are behind everything bad that happens to you BUT you’re not one of the braindead queers from /pol/?
Buddy what is going on in your life…

[Anonymous No.55810604]

When to buy SPY? When to sell?

[Anonymous No.55810609]

>>55810604
buy now
sell in 40 years

[Anonymous No.55810610]

>>55810587
Remember in january when nvda was 180 and then it ran up 300 points? looks like your ticker only got 14. It's cool yours went up, but it's not that cool.

[Anonymous No.55810618]

>>55810587
All those wrestling and Undertaker pics mean I only trust your opinion on WWE and SCI.

[Anonymous No.55810619]

>>55810572
I want to yolo my Roth IRA on it, but want to wait for a better entry. Today is tempting but its too risky. But Westworld runs on NVDA tech, and I want to be picrel

[Anonymous No.55810622]

>>55810542
>>55810550
unironically if you're not holding NVDA right now your portfolio is automatically dogshit

[Anonymous No.55810623]

>>55810588
This is the right thing to do if you still have AI fomo like all the other braindead sheep

[Anonymous No.55810625]

>>55810537
Looks pretty close to me, what was your prediction?

[Anonymous No.55810627]

I'm so glad I didn't fomo into WE yesterday

[Anonymous No.55810629]

>>55810622
says the nvda baggie on a supremely red day

[Anonymous No.55810634]

>>55810610
That’s why my posts are always accompanied by a photo of Taker

[Anonymous No.55810640]

are they actually going to manage to crash the market at 3:55 on a fucking friday? lets see some intense jewish action

[Anonymous No.55810643]

...it's violently dumping...

[Anonymous No.55810645]

>>55810629
should i load up my Roth with 100 shares or is there more pain to come? Will they allow that June gap to get filled?

[Anonymous No.55810654]

>>55810640
Then immediately go green after hours. Classic

[Anonymous No.55810656]

Imagine being red today. Couldn't be me.

[Anonymous No.55810658]

>>55810425
It’s because baggie and rocker got rangebanned

[Anonymous No.55810659]

>>55810645
which way is the market pointing right now?
do you really want to go against that?

[Anonymous No.55810660]

>>55810640
444 and 446 both in play still

[Anonymous No.55810665]

>>55810623
>tHe iNtErNeT iS jUsT a FaD

[Anonymous No.55810670]

>>55810659
im a contrarian by nature, that's how you get the best deal on slurping cheapies

[Anonymous No.55810675]

>>55810627
Stop buying bankrupt tickers all together or take that shit to plebbit.

[Anonymous No.55810680]

>>55810323
He's one of the biggest political donors around, he will be eating better in 'prison' than plebs that are outside.

https://youtu.be/rQV6CijIzrc

[Anonymous No.55810681]

LUXURY ROUTERS

[Anonymous No.55810682]

>>55810670
if you were a contrarian youd believe in your heart that nvda is a 100 dollar stock, maybe 150 with ai

[Anonymous No.55810683]

>>55810629
>red day
literally just hodl. stocks ALWAYS go up.

[Anonymous No.55810684]

Sometimes stocks go up but they mostly go down

[Anonymous No.55810688]

>>55810640
With no survivors

[Anonymous No.55810693]

My portfolio today

[Anonymous No.55810697]

>>55810665
>Buy MSFT in 1999 before the internet takes over
>Internet takes over
>MSFT doesn't reach 1999 highs until 2014
Go Back tech baggie. Valuation matters

[Anonymous No.55810698]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55810703]

>>55810682
im primarily bagholding cash right now though. are you saying its finally our time?

[Anonymous No.55810711]

>>55810623
>like all the other braindead sheep
Aka most institutional and retail money so it will go up

[Anonymous No.55810712]

+0.29% It's the freakin weekend I'm bout to have me some fun.

[Anonymous No.55810714]

Ah, another excellent day for CLSK.

[Anonymous No.55810717]

will the jews get it to 446 by 4:15?

[Anonymous No.55810718]

>>55810698
+.79%

[Anonymous No.55810719]

>>55810698
+0.54% gme and bbbyq

[Anonymous No.55810723]

>>55810698
Good

[Anonymous No.55810730]

>>55810680
>Anon, how do you like your call options?
>Long.
>Long calls...an aristocrat...

[Anonymous No.55810732]

>>55810658
I didn't get range banned, I caught a 3 day for talking politics. A made the common mistake of not realizing that the stock market and politics literally have no correlation whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.55810731]

>>55810717
>by 4:15?
by 4:05

[Anonymous No.55810736]

>>55810698
lost everything

[Anonymous No.55810743]

>>55810712
>>55810698
Fuck I forgot your >>(you)

[Anonymous No.55810745]

Hey I've been gone for months, does that coke boomer bureaucrat anon still post once a day?

[Anonymous No.55810751]

>>55810698
up 1,12%

[Anonymous No.55810754]

>>55810698
+0.54% not bad, beat the market

[Anonymous No.55810758]

>>55810743
That's a very kissable tummy

[Anonymous No.55810761]

>>55810736
Me too

[Anonymous No.55810768]

Good day today lads, hope everyone made money
Time to go be a fa/tg/uy, have a blessed weekend

[Anonymous No.55810775]

>>55810680
>>55810730
Let her sneak this shit in for you!

[Anonymous No.55810776]

If only marriott would go down.
Could have been a 5k+ day

[Anonymous No.55810777]

>>55810698
>-0.68%

[Anonymous No.55810780]

Energy chads..... We're back

[Anonymous No.55810789]

>>55810777
his face is priceless
he genuinely feels like hes in a tub full of cockroaches

[Anonymous No.55810790]

Nahnahnahnah, you insulted his trade strategy a little bit, got a little out of order yourself.

[Anonymous No.55810833]

>>55810415
Go back to preddit

[Anonymous No.55810848]

Well it's market close on a Friday. Time for /smg/ to slow down to 1 post an hour.

[Anonymous No.55810854]

and there they go
446 right at 4:15 on the dot
the jews always win

[Anonymous No.55810862]

>>55810640
>are they actually going to manage to crash the market at 3:55 on a fucking friday? lets see some intense jewish action
here's your market crash bro

[Anonymous No.55810871]

>>55810862
the intense jewish action was how they intervened to stop it because they needed the spy at 446

[Anonymous No.55810873]

>>55810745
Yes

[Anonymous No.55810882]

>>55810862
Yeah doomers are fucking retards. Wonder if we continue this slow grind down into next week though

[Anonymous No.55810887]

>>55810790
One 3X ETF goes one way and
the other goes the other.

One's facing east, the other west. So what?

He's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"
The shareholder's got a nice head of white hair.

[Anonymous No.55810894]

>>55810776
What plays did you hit today?

[Anonymous No.55810895]

Anyone catch that BTU move that got a lid put on it with the quickness?

Soon.

[Anonymous No.55810906]

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.55810924]

>>55810895

[Anonymous No.55810930]

>>55810906
>two more weeks

[Anonymous No.55810931]

I have 2 grand available, how do i turn it into a million?

[Anonymous No.55810938]

>>55810931
Give it to me

[Anonymous No.55810941]

>>55810906
>Best case two more weeks of intense selling
Oh baby

[Anonymous No.55810942]

>>55810931
far otm 0dte options. just be right, bro!

[Anonymous No.55810947]

>>55810931
Vegas

[Anonymous No.55810956]

>>55810698
Cash: +$407
Funfolio: +1.02%
Overall: -0.05%

Made some money on my $443/$445 spreads today. Pretty chill day after getting rolled all week. I'm still in the hole $1.4k for the month so crawling my way out. FOMC minutes next week should be fun.

[Anonymous No.55810974]

>>55810938
Nah, i'd rather spend it on booze and asian twinks than do that
>>55810942
>>55810947
Fuck, guess I am gunna stay a brokie

[Anonymous No.55810980]

>>55810931
Simple- just do reverse double diagonal iron dragon ratio back spreads, with a trailing jade lizard on the side is all.
Next question...

[Anonymous No.55810987]

>>55810698
+6.19%
Soxs

[Anonymous No.55810988]

>>55810780
I'm invested into pbr but we'll see how well their growth occurs. The Brazilian government are using them to bankroll some infastructure expansion projects and they're talking about pursueing lithium mining in Bolivia potentially.

[Anonymous No.55811002]

>>55810931
Depends. Are you willing to take hormones and transition? I might be able to help you if you are.

[Anonymous No.55811010]

>>55811002
Depends, will you top me? and how big is your pp?

[Anonymous No.55811030]

Some financial advice: Don't ask questions you don't want to see the answers too

[Anonymous No.55811034]

>>55810415
it'd be fun to play rust with some boneheads from /biz/ and start some hairbrained business opportunities

[Anonymous No.55811048]

>>55811010
Gross you aren't supposed to be into it. The thrill of the chase is what turns me on...

[Anonymous No.55811064]

>>55811048
I have a BWC and probably bigger than you so once you were about to enter my man hole, I would change my mind and you would be twinking for me bb

[Anonymous No.55811077]

>>55810974
If you're going to spend it on those things, you were never going to make it in the first place, fag.

[Anonymous No.55811086]

>>55810894
Today's only hits were spy puts everytime it cracked 446 and sold at 445.5 and lower. Lost a bunch on some marriott and xom puts

[Anonymous No.55811088]

>>55811064
>probably bigger than you
Think again lanklet

[Anonymous No.55811092]

>>55811002
But then what would you do about scoops? Heard he has begun to "transition".

[Anonymous No.55811096]

>>55811077
I dont really give a fuck lol, fuck you and this whole fake jew bullshit system. Im gunna keep drinking and fucking

[Anonymous No.55811105]

>>55811092
Sauce

[Anonymous No.55811118]

Everything is pretty boring since I stopped drinking. I still do Kratom though, mixed into some fruit punch. What's your beverage of choice for a Friday night?

[Anonymous No.55811119]

>>55811105
No sauce. He browses this general as a tripfag sometimes.

[Anonymous No.55811120]

>>55811092
Oh shit is that scoopsies now?!? He's looking good. Glad he finally took my advice.

[Anonymous No.55811137]

>>55811086
Cool. What strategies you gonna try next week?

[Anonymous No.55811142]

>>55811118
I wanted to get some freaky stuff and make negronis since I find more interesting tasting cocktails to be slower drinks but I forgot to stop by the abc store coming back from the gym. So it'll be gin and tonic kinda night later. Always keep a bottle of cheap latin countried red wine

[Anonymous No.55811156]

>>55811120
Based getting blacks to troon out so they rope.

[Anonymous No.55811172]

Anyone else thinking of putting a put option on groupon?

[Anonymous No.55811174]

>>55811119
Dam would absolutely destroy that bucks bussy

[Anonymous No.55811178]

>>55811118
Life really does suck without alcohol. People who quit drinking always talk about how much better they like being sober but that's really just cope. Drinking makes watching paint dry interesting.

[Anonymous No.55811188]

>>55811096
You are a pawn in their game for being a fag. You probably were abused or raped as a kid. Way to push the agenda.

[Anonymous No.55811215]

>>55811178
Fluoride brain typed this

[Anonymous No.55811230]

>>55811215
Nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day

[Anonymous No.55811234]

>>55811172
Not a bad idea, the deals are all completely fucking worthless now. Used to get some actual amazing deals there, no idea who the fuck still uses it.
>get 17% off this one specific menu combo (MUST BUY TWO FOUNTAIN DRINKS) at a terrible restaurant you never heard of
>a groupon that's actually just and advertisement for some other shitty subscription service scam without any discount whatsoever

[Anonymous No.55811238]

>>55811215
Based. i have never literally cared to have a drink outside of social fancy dinners. Never once felt satisfaction or pleasure from it. That other anon is NGMI. He will be a wagie forever.

[Anonymous No.55811250]

>>55810719
Based.

[Anonymous No.55811252]

>>55811172
My puts are balls deep in GRND.

[Anonymous No.55811253]

>>55811178
man being sober is so fucking awesome, honestly

[Anonymous No.55811267]

No one talks about stocks in this faggy general just gay shit.

[Anonymous No.55811269]

why the fuck did NOC and RTX both just suddenly spike in the AH...

[Anonymous No.55811272]

>>55811178
I can live without alcohol but won't if I don't have to.

[Anonymous No.55811277]

>>55811272
I've cut back, it's fine. But I definitely don't want to give it up entirely.

[Anonymous No.55811283]

>>55811269
Niger war.

[Anonymous No.55811284]

>>55810833
maybe i will
maybe i'll fuck your mom's smelly gunt too

[Anonymous No.55811292]

>>55811267
ive been trying to prod people for ideas about MP for literally 2 months, almost every day with only 1 response lol!

[Anonymous No.55811315]

>>55811253
I make better trading decisions, and remember things better, but time sure goes by a lot slower

[Anonymous No.55811323]

Tell me why I shouldnt ivnest PENN Entertainment and profit from all retarded gambling addicts gambling their mortgages and retirements away?

[Anonymous No.55811327]

>>55811323
Qrd?

[Anonymous No.55811339]

Valero energy
Marathon petroleum
Mosaic company
Should I bag hold all of them?

[Anonymous No.55811340]

>>55811327
Disney struck a deal with them for sports betting

[Anonymous No.55811363]

>>55811340
Are they going to lobby for gambling for kids?

[Anonymous No.55811366]

>McDonald's, $MCD, has removed the term ESG from some parts of its website, per Bloomberg.
Seems fishy.

[Anonymous No.55811374]

>+$4.10 for shorting over the weekend
swapchads, we eating good tonight

[Anonymous No.55811380]

>>55811363
I hope so. Hope disney runs themselves into the ground

[Anonymous No.55811387]

>>55811374
Enjoy that hotdog, you deserve it

[Anonymous No.55811391]

>>55811366
They're realising that ESG isn't worth it anymore. Now they're gonna try the Chik-fil-A approach of seeming based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.55811411]

i figured out what happened in the market this week and next week we are going to see a selloff like you cant imagine
its going to be a 5% down week for the market because theres no where left to go

[Anonymous No.55811414]

>>55811366
CNBC had it on the other day. Changing the word because people were misunderstanding it. So watch for new buzzword drop.

[Anonymous No.55811419]

>gain 7k on calls
>lose it all because i decided to be a retarded gambler on 0dte calls
Haha...Lesson learned.

[Anonymous No.55811431]

>>55811419
You live and you learn, anon. It happens to all of us trying to be greedy if it makes you feel better.

[Anonymous No.55811436]

>csco futes

[Anonymous No.55811450]

>>55811391
>ESG isn't worth it anymore.
If Powell isn't a fag he will keep interest rates as high they are indefinitely. If this happens ESG will be doomed, it only came up during the era of artificially low interest rates.

[Anonymous No.55811465]

>>55811292
Looked at the chart and seems interesting. Tell me more about MP. I actually like the plays that have to do with the US decoupling from China. You do a valuation on it?

[Anonymous No.55811475]

>>55811411
When, Monday?

[Anonymous No.55811496]

>>55811230
Iced tea on a warm day and you made $1000 on put options

[Anonymous No.55811545]

>>55810044
you fucking kurwa

[Anonymous No.55811553]

>>55811411
>measly 5 % over a whole week

[Anonymous No.55811559]

>>55810015
>be me
>enter thread to steal op's gif
>I already have it

[Anonymous No.55811581]

>>55810385
Already being submitted for approval as we speak.
Even better, more options = more commissions.

[Anonymous No.55811587]

>>55810101
>BUY BOIL LOW
>SELL BOIL HIGH
>REPEAT
Also
FUCK THE FAGGOT NIGGER JEW FUCKING JANNIES AND THE FAGGOT NIGGER JEW BITCH THAT REPORTS TO THEM.
I will used whatever in the fuck picrels on my posts I god damn well please. Anyone that has a problem with JOHN FUCKING WAYNE
is a COMMIE NIGGER FAGGOT FUCKING JEW.
>>55811496
BASED
A
S
E
D
fuck alcoholism, it turns *anyone* into a nigger.

[Anonymous No.55811610]

Closing my AMC/APE play early next week. 20x bagger due to the leverage.

[Anonymous No.55811616]

>>55811581
What company, Robinhood, it others also?

[Anonymous No.55811630]

>>55811465
Ex-spac with littlee debts but will likely need more funding short term, their operation just started refining product in their new facilities Q1 and they expect to scale into full production and shipments by Q1 2024, one of the largest investors is SHENGE resources so china is hedging
it is the only and largest refiner of NdPr in NA obviously used in tons of modern talking point shit.
I theorize the large price drop from ath is due mainly to a few things
A. Ex-spac so it has no real walls
B. Neodymium prices crashed hard since covid mega highs
C. Realatively low volume with big name shorts (Citadel, Soros)

I am no materials expert, stock expert, or financial expert so I have done no valuation on the company. I want to become a savant on this stock and trade it both ways, but I have doubts about being correct with my limited knowledge

[Anonymous No.55811633]

>>55810385
The way fractional stock shares work is the brokerage themselves buy shares of the stocks and then fractional customers are buying pieces of *theirs*, so I doubt the brokerages want to buy all those options contracts themselves.

[Anonymous No.55811660]

>>55810323
lawl, hes going to jail.
absolutely fucking hilarious.
what a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.55811664]

>>55811633
Maybe mms will do it, staying price neutral but scalping the spreads

[Anonymous No.55811681]

>>55811630
oh and my average is 19 odd dollars if that matters to the way you shape the narrative of my post

[Anonymous No.55811683]

>>55811633
>so I doubt the brokerages want to buy all those options contracts themselves.
There are already brokers that offer CFD options. Since retail traders have a profit rate of under 15% on option trades, brokerages are very happy to offer this service.
Real micro options are coming however.

[Anonymous No.55811699]

>>55811664
Well those are a wild and crazy bunch, and my understanding is *extremely* limited, but I figure if it was doable enough then someone would already be doing it. But then, there's always times that things that weren't previously done suddenly become things which are done, ala the HOOD 24 hr 5 day market. I can sorta glimpse how what you're suggesting would work though.

[Anonymous No.55811713]

>>55811683
>retail traders have a profit rate of under 15% on option trades
KEK!
I knew it had to be bad, but that's...they are even more retarded than I realized...sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit.

[Anonymous No.55811753]

>>55811699
I'm sure many different schemes are already in the works

[Anonymous No.55811758]

>>55810121
You mean "Remphan"

Acts 7:43

“Yea, ye took up the tabernacle of Moloch, and the star of your god Remphan, figures which ye made to worship them: and I will carry you away beyond Babylon.”

[Anonymous No.55811767]

What's next

[Anonymous No.55811784]

>>55811767
TOTAL
MUMU
BEHEEMING

[Anonymous No.55811798]

>>55811753
If there is a way for them to squeeze more out of the sponge without them being stopped by some regulator then it's a guarantee, and probably still is either way!

[Anonymous No.55811803]

>>55811767
Tge Greater Depression. That's another Biden win!

[Anonymous No.55811816]

Weekend is here and uh I don't gotta do a thing. Don't even have to leave the house if I don't feel like it. Emergency fund (aka "Black Hole account") is on track to hit its target by eoy. Debt is/has been chipped away at w/now zero interest applied for 6 months - year later, 401k is back/smashing the 2021 highs before the shat fest started. So fuck I'm just kicking back happy as hell. Might be getting another fat pay hike next year to, how fat depends on the legislators but considering its a budget year, election year, and the state has a massive surplus/more revenue coming in it looks likely.

[Anonymous No.55811838]

>>55811092
How old is that buck btw?

[Anonymous No.55811843]

>>55811816
They great thing about VZ is that you can *always* buy it cheaper than both the first and last times you bought it!

[Anonymous No.55811852]

>>55811816
sounds like the battle of boredom is beginning, good luck, let me know if you find any cool media

[Anonymous No.55811894]

>>55811630
Seems interesting enough. I think RE metals may see a bounce so what the hell. I’ll throw a few hundred at it and maybe buy a LEAP

[Anonymous No.55811961]

>>55811957
>>55811957
>>55811957

[Anonymous No.55812643]

>>55810124
>I lose a lot of money
>138$
lol broke ass.