/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55794040]

Are We Losing Bros?! Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55794055]

>>55794040
Rat nest hair. Empty soulless eyes.

[Anonymous No.55794073]

>>55793402
>>55793402
>>55793402
exists already

[Anonymous No.55794080]

>>55793632
>I don’t want to miss the boom.
top signal

[Anonymous No.55794269]

I'm seriously considering selling everything tomorrow, we have hit resistance multiple times and I started noticing that people are treating bad news as actually bad news and the market is not pumping with retarded optimism like it did before.

Houses and cars are also coming down in price I noticed, I think its time to be rational again, and the rational move is to get the fuck out of risky equities at their peak value.

What do you guys think? Talk me down, otherwise I'm going to liquidate my 200k portfolio tomorrow and lock in a 30% YTD gain

I'm serious, don't ignore this post.

[Anonymous No.55794290]

>>55794269
Hedge funds are lowering their beta, that means they're taking less risk as they think we're headed for rougher times in equities.

[Anonymous No.55794315]

>>55794269
There's still too many bears in the market, max pain is above ATHs. This is a generational bottom.

[Anonymous No.55794530]

Dividends are extremely relevant

[Anonymous No.55795050]

Oilchads CANNOT lose

[Anonymous No.55795058]

>>55794315
The top is in. That's another Biden win!

[Anonymous No.55795069]

>>55794269
I just started throwing shit into dividend stocks.

All my blue chips are getting fucked. My mid caps too

[Anonymous No.55795152]

>>55795069
I am in OSK, RTX, STNG, GD, and COP. I entered all this positions recently (last 3 weeks)

[Anonymous No.55795154]

>>55794269
Do it.

[Anonymous No.55795190]

>>55794269
Do it.
It's only logical.

[Anonymous No.55795201]

>>55795152
I just bought 190 shares of tsly. Looking into ABR,Pflt,O.

I look mostly into stocks that dividend bull shills on yt

[Anonymous No.55795205]

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD3F7J2PeYU

[Anonymous No.55795280]

They sold off today so they could react to CPI with raging green candles

[Anonymous No.55795312]

>>55794055
Real wood nymph hours

[Anonymous No.55795322]

>>55794315
>>55795058

[Anonymous No.55795328]

>>55795322
You have to suck some major cock to even land a driving job. My bro put up with split shifts for years before they even gave him a chance

[Anonymous No.55795387]

>>55795201
ABR never disappoints

[Anonymous No.55795454]

>>55795328
UPS manager here
your brother was probably a useless fuckwad, real chads get fast tracked into FT jobs

[Anonymous No.55795463]

>>55795454
Do you wear the little shorts to work?

[Anonymous No.55795502]

>>55795201
I bought a bunch of TSLY about a week ago. I know its all about the divies but I'm down over 10%, sucks mang

[Anonymous No.55795551]

When should I sell my NVDA stock

[Anonymous No.55795558]

>>55794269
If we stick to normal trends, we’ll get a crash after Labor Day into Thanksgiving. Then we should have a mini Santa rally before we continue dumping into late Q2 next year. Then when enough companies are dead and inflation is back to 2%ish, we can start the next bull market. There’s also the issue of the rest of the world having bigger problems than the US with no easy ways to solve it. How many rate hikes until Powell obliterates Greece, Spain, Portugal, Italy, or even China because of the lack of US dollars available for them to trade?

[Anonymous No.55795562]

>>55795463
I wear a jock so I can take Chad cocks after work

I also am 100% in LINK atm, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.55795567]

>>55795558
SANTA RALLY

[Anonymous No.55795569]

>>55794269
My Fortune 500 company reported shit earnings recently and our management predicts Q3 and Q4 will be the same. Anecdotal but things aren’t looking good out there.

[Anonymous No.55795582]

>>55795322
Didn’t he crush the railroad strike?

[Anonymous No.55795593]

>>55795582
yes

[Anonymous No.55795625]

>>55795593
>>55795582
>>55795322
>berger

[Anonymous No.55795628]

>>55795069
>All my blue chips are getting fucked. My mid caps too
buy low, dumbass

[Anonymous No.55795649]

>>55795569
my fortune 50 company is maintaining this year's hiring freeze through at least the first half of next year, sales slowed and isn't expecting it to bounce back until at least 2025. its actually fucked yo

[Anonymous No.55795739]

What effect will the cpi report have on oilchads? I'm all in on XLE.

[Anonymous No.55795754]

>>55795582
Yup, Buffet seems to get a free pass with everything till he sells it.

[Anonymous No.55795798]

>>55795569
My Fortune 500 company is filled with mouth breathing boomers who can’t wipe their own ass and leave it to the grunts who are only looking to get 1 year of experience then leave.

[Anonymous No.55795885]

>>55795551
>ywn short the 1929 collapse with leverage
feelsbadman

[Anonymous No.55795901]

>>55795885
the guy who did it still went bankrupt

[Anonymous No.55795932]

>>55794040
Gay fake bear market

[Anonymous No.55795934]

>>55795901
nah

[Anonymous No.55795953]

I want there to be a recession I want this board to be nothing but a flood of pink wojaks for at least a few weeks. I'm so fucking bored.

[Anonymous No.55795955]

>$18/hr
>3yoe
>posted yesterday
>25+ applicants
and businesses are still losing money

[Anonymous No.55795960]

>>55795885
Imagine showing a trader on Wall Street from the 1920s your iPhone with Robinhood and trading zero commission highly leveraged products.

[Anonymous No.55795967]

>>55795953
>at least a few weeks.
It's going to be a few years. Hope you're prepared.

[Anonymous No.55795997]

>>55794315
>There's still too many bears in the market
Before this downtrend started the only bears left were the ones who wouldn't change no matter what.

[Anonymous No.55796010]

>>55795322
True and based

[Anonymous No.55796015]

>>55795551
Right now. S&P is about to dump.

[Anonymous No.55796065]

Any predictions for Disney tomorrow? I was up 250% until after the market closed…

[Anonymous No.55796085]

>>55796065
Futures are green, but if the CPI report is bad we might be entering a real contraction.

[Anonymous No.55796103]

>>55795050

[Anonymous No.55796185]

>>55794269
Put some in treasury funds.

https://m1.finance/8WoQX7TK-qxb

https://m1.finance/36H4EMqzy68K

My portfolios ^

[Anonymous No.55796198]

>>55795934
In early 1929, he amassed huge short positions, using more than 100 stockbrokers to hide what he was doing. By the spring, he was down over $6 million on paper. However, upon the Wall Street Crash of 1929, he netted approximately $100 million.[6] Following a series of newspaper articles declaring him the "Great Bear of Wall Street", he was blamed for the crash by the public and received death threats, leading him to hire an armed bodyguard.[9]

newfags don't know

[Anonymous No.55796272]

I’ve got $500 dollars. Thinking about SQQQ talk me out of it or into it

[Anonymous No.55796318]

Amyris filed for ch 11 bankruptcy protection

[Anonymous No.55796326]

>>55796198
>implying you and the rest of the glowniggers won't be on trial by that point
check and mate, maybe you shouldn't have abandoned American ideals in your own personal pursuit of power :^)

[Anonymous No.55796362]

>>55796318
The Tesla of yeast, kek. John Melo worst CEO of all time.

[Anonymous No.55796367]

I told you chuds Tom Lee is a fucking idiot. You can't have a bull market during a Biden presidency.

[Anonymous No.55796445]

The Cassandra Lives.

[Anonymous No.55796479]

>>55796272
Use the $500 to buy food while you get a job.

[Anonymous No.55796528]

how can i make $100 a day with $100k?
i already know about kneepads

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55796530]

quick reminder that 50%+ of this board is dedicated to shit like pic related, which was linked from one of the ads running on here

who tf actually spends all their time “investing” in shit like this?

[Anonymous No.55796543]

>>55796326
meds

[Anonymous No.55796544]

>>55796479
I have food and a job. It’s $500 I made today off of options. It’s the one and only time I’ve made a good options trade. So I’m not doing it again and I need suggestions on where to put it. The doomers here have convinced me that SQQQ might be a good choice. At least it would serve as a hedge for my other investments.

[Anonymous No.55796560]

>>55796528
you probably wont be able to make a $100 day with 100k, thats 36k a year, or a 36% yearly return.

you cant do that with treasuries, or dividend funds, you gotta be really lucky

[Anonymous No.55796569]

>>55796528
That's a 36.5% return a year, and it's unreasonable to think you could make that trading with anything but sheer luck.
If you use the 100k to start a landscaping business that makes you 36.5k a year after tax, then that's much more reasonable.

[Anonymous No.55796581]

>>55796530
its 24/7 gambling with almost no entry barriers soooo, probably looooots of people
isn't it better for inflation if high salary or wage people burn it all in a useless place?

[Anonymous No.55796678]

FUCK IT I'M SELLING ALL OF MY STOCKS

[Anonymous No.55796690]

>>55794269
Same, but 120% and I'm already out and loading puts. Get on my level. (PLTR)

[Anonymous No.55796792]

>>55794269
I never liquidate everything, in the event inflation goes nuts I want assets and not cash. Cash sucks most of the time

[Anonymous No.55796800]

My portfolio is 70% in SQQQ and 30% in UVXY
Let's fucking go.
>muh diversification
That only works when there's a bunch of cheap stocks to buy and hold. This is a stock picker's time because fundamentals went out the window a long time ago. Right now the clownmarket eternal bullrun retardpump dogma has made everything so expensive that diversification is meaningless.

[Anonymous No.55796810]

>>55796544
Yeah, well, you're not going to do much with $500. Use it to offset losses, if any, doing whatever like more options for learning then maybe stop if you lose the $500. If you really want to hold onto the $500 for whatever reason because its like a token or something, maybe something stable with a stable return like JEPI

[Anonymous No.55796959]

If the CPI and the Unemployment data will be better than expected, is it better to long an index such as spx, or is it a better idea to long an exotic USDx?
t. retard

[Anonymous No.55796976]

>>55796959
>exotic USDx
Such as USDHUF/USDZAR/USDPLN, etc.

[Anonymous No.55796978]

>>55796959
Why would you long the US dollar if you think the picture will be "better than expected"? And why an "exotic" instead of a major pair like USDJPY? I want to strangle you.

[Anonymous No.55796997]

>>55796959
sp500
low inflation means soft landing and we finna pump

[Anonymous No.55797013]

>>55796997
What happens if we get deflation by Q1 2024

[Anonymous No.55797014]

>>55796959
I don't fuck with Forex but good CPI=rate cuts likely sooner=DXY down. And like the other guy said why does it have to be an illiquid pair

[Anonymous No.55797016]

>>55797013
its literally over then

[Anonymous No.55797018]

We're obviously going to get a good CPI print, no one needs to worry. Pomp is inevitable today.

[Anonymous No.55797023]

>>55797014
>rate cuts sooner
My 100% TMF portfolio would get a boner

[Anonymous No.55797030]

>>55796978
>And why an "exotic"
I mean, exotic currency pairs move more than major ones desu.

[Anonymous No.55797031]

>>55794055
The man was one of the richest men in the world. He could have had anyone, but he had her and she wasn't even outwardly faithful to him. I just don't understand it. The best part is that you just know for a fact that she'll throw him under the bus when all of this goes to trial.

[Anonymous No.55797051]

IBM has the same market cap as Qualcomm.
IBM has a PE ratio of 70 while Qualcomm of 15.
What does IBM have to be so fucking bullish? Qualcomm at least has a meme plays that are feasable (ARM CPUs, IoT, 5G and 6G and smart cars) while IBM is banking everything on quantum computing while its current business is slowly receding and they are unable to create new succesful businesses.
I simply can't understand how IBM is so expensive or why people are so bullish on them.

[Anonymous No.55797072]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.55797094]

>>55797030
With dogshit spreads and high ass financing fees. USDJPY rips and dips hundreds of pips frequently, if that's somehow not enough for you then use more leverage I guess.

[Anonymous No.55797098]

/HE bros...

[Anonymous No.55797100]

>>55797072
She is practically upright
It's over

[Anonymous No.55797109]

algo are bringing SP500 PE ratio to europe lmao

[Anonymous No.55797117]

>>55796569
>That's a 36.5% return a year, and it's unreasonable to think you could make that trading with anything but sheer luck.
you'd be wrong about that
2020:Vaccines +100%
2021:Tech/Retail +100%
2022:Energy +100%
2023:AI +100%
just follow the news, shit is simple af

[Anonymous No.55797149]

Should I buy the Samsung electronics dip?

[Anonymous No.55797225]

>>55797117
You aren’t wrong. Trend is your friend.

[Anonymous No.55797323]

>>55797031
I'm forced to assume it doesn't really register emotionally that they could have anyone, and proximity ends up trumping all

[Anonymous No.55797353]

how can we profit from the LK99 meme?

[Anonymous No.55797359]

>>55797353

[Anonymous No.55797367]

I know they always say "buy the rumor and sell the news" but how viable is it to just short the news?

[Anonymous No.55797380]

>>55794040
>on holidays
>didn't check trading account for a week
>look at trading account today
>lost like 10 grand
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>the broker total wallet value just switched to € for some reason and I thought it was $

Almost died there

[Anonymous No.55797404]

>>55797367
always easier to be long

[Anonymous No.55797420]

studying everything about options as I can. taking my adderall and hitting the books hard.
So far only discovered that if you can't afford covered calls, selling puts is the best near guaranteed steady income right?

[Anonymous No.55797468]

>>55797420
that takes just as much money

[Anonymous No.55797521]

>>55797420
writing premium yes
https://youtu.be/gulIm8TY_7s?t=1949
you can follow his live trading on monday, wednesday and friday

[Anonymous No.55797557]

>>55797468
Depends if it's naked or not. Cash secured is the same amount of money. Not saying people should sell naked just that they can and put up only a % of the total risk.

[Anonymous No.55797573]

If you don't get out now you never will. You had plenty of time to do so.

[Anonymous No.55797618]

Are all bobos pseuds that want to role play as a big shot visionary while not understanding shit about the economy or the stock market?

[Anonymous No.55797631]

>>55797618
Not understanding the stock market he says. Meanwhile a few threads ago there was a massive post listing everything wrong right now which is why we have been going down the past few days and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.55797638]

>>55797072
>4M yields lowers

the fuck?

[Anonymous No.55797641]

>>55797094
I could go for a cheeseburger with fries right now. McDonald's stocks are weird.

[Anonymous No.55797647]

>>55797638
Christmas seasonality? I've seen a similar thing with late December VIX futures

[Anonymous No.55797652]

>>55794269
I predict October will be when the house of cards finally topples over and crushes the fuck outta everything.

[Anonymous No.55797672]

So now that AI news is mainstream, what's the next trend ? I'm tired of being poor I need to make some money back.

[Anonymous No.55797676]

>futures
https://youtu.be/RJm-89wa7OM

Guess we will get a good CPI print huh?

[Anonymous No.55797689]

Covered call strategies?

[Anonymous No.55797696]

europe is doing nothing

[Anonymous No.55797697]

>>55797631
>theres negative things on the horizon

there always are bobo

[Anonymous No.55797698]

reminder that if you bought soxl at the absolute bottom you would have underperformed nvidia by more than 100% while taking on a much higher short term risk

why do you continue throwing money away with these retarded leveraged ETFs?

[Anonymous No.55797702]

>>55797689
covered calls are the worst options strategy in existence. either write credit spreads or dont bother

[Anonymous No.55797705]

>>55797641
Me too fren. To make that pic related you order two double quarter pounders with cheese and combine them. I'm going to try it someday soon if the folio goes up and not down kek.

[Anonymous No.55797714]

>>55797117
it's possible but very unlikely , that would be a 2300% return in 10 years. nobody tends to do that, in fact I'd say it's more likely to get a 2300% return just gambling once on an option play than consistently earning 36%+ yearly

[Anonymous No.55797743]

>AMSC baggies when LK-99 is now widely considered not a superconductor
lmao what now?

[Anonymous No.55797749]

>>55797072
Election year is gonna be wild. They're gonna crash it for the next president looks like.

How long you think we can push it?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zf87GwSa9ZU

[Anonymous No.55797771]

>>55797702
HOOD won’t let me :(

[Anonymous No.55797778]

>>55797771
have you considered not being poor?

[Anonymous No.55797804]

>>55797778
What do you think I’m trying to do?!

[Anonymous No.55797812]

>>55797689
If you have balls and are also lazy, find a stock where 100 shares is 1/5th of your account and keep writing cash secured puts as it dips. So let's say you had $10,000 you would find a $20 stock and sell the ATM put with a 2000 max loss, then as it goes down the 17 and 14 and so on.
Depending on your confidence in the stock and how volatile it is there's different paths you can take depending on how aggressive you want to be.
>20+19+18+17+16
>20+18+16+14+12+10+8
>some other combo, the wider the strikes the more cash you'll have it it dips harder
When assigned shares you flip to selling calls or sell the shares at breakeven (unless you're really bullish), and you have a choice of splitting it in 100 shares individually or as an average price. Let's say you got assigned at 20, 18, and 16. You have 300 shares with an 18 average. If it's at 16 right now, you could just ease out 100 shares at 16 then 18 then 20. Or you could do them all at 18.

Obviously there's a lot to consider here. There's a chance that the stock you like will go to 0 so that's a risk. Depending on the risk level of the stock your % return will vary, so for some stocks it's kind of mediocre. Ideally you'll have big balls and run the strat on some unicorn company that has high IV yet is also a good company or at least isn't going to collapse. In this ideal case the actual volatility would be a nothingburger but you collected the premium for high volatility.
The main conundrum is managing the strategy appropriately, there's too much variability in what could happen. If you're too aggressive you end up using all your cash selling puts before the real dip, not aggressive enough it will crab or go up and you could have made way more being bold. Or you could always just stick to the DCA plan.
The gist of it is to stay close to some strike so you can either sell calls or puts and keep the money flowing in every month, how close you need to be depends on the IV of the ticker.

[Anonymous No.55797832]

FUTURES ARENT REAL, DONT FALL FOR THIS JEWISH TRICK

[Anonymous No.55797849]

red=dxy, vix, oil

[Anonymous No.55797850]

>>55797832
This, we are going to immediately dump on market open just like have been doing for the past 3 days now.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55797859]

>>55797705
Holy shit, that’s an actual fucking goblin

[Anonymous No.55797861]

>>55797850
this but pumping instead of dumping

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55797869]

>>55797705
>son
holy fucking shit, that literal fucking goblin actually managed to procreate. WTF

[Anonymous No.55797880]

>>55796010
2bdesu hunter would have been a better puppet president. Just doing crack in the oval office. Fucking teenage black prostitutes from the shit parts of DC. Just a real symbol of the total collapse of the US due to white w*men always supporting the worst possible choices until things fall apart.

[Anonymous No.55797906]

KEK PIEROGI

[Anonymous No.55797909]

Why shouldn't I short IBM. Its evaluation is simply stupid for a shrinking/legacy business and its upside is much lower than better businesses that compete in the same segment as they do.

[Anonymous No.55797910]

>>55797771
that doesnt make any sense because credit spreads have more of a defined risk than covered calls

[Anonymous No.55797919]

>>55797697

[Anonymous No.55797938]

>>55797910
I think it’s because Robinhood secretly wants people to stay poor.

[Anonymous No.55797946]

>>55797938
Steal from the poor and give to the rich. Robin the hood, name is program.

[Anonymous No.55797968]

Where my TTOO chads at? $15 once FDA approves.

[Anonymous No.55797985]

>>55797880
White women are the best and are merely a reflection of White men losing their way.

[Anonymous No.55797995]

>>55797985
any woman is whore glorified only by beta men

[Anonymous No.55798000]

>>55796362
I guess it would Doerr and the CFO that pressured and okay’s all the debt. Melo just the face. Sucks for shareholders. I don’t know why anyone hooks their train to “green” vulture cap.

[Anonymous No.55798010]

>>55797573
you should update your pic

[Anonymous No.55798014]

>>55797985
Simps are the worst and the reason why white women are subhuman whores.

[Anonymous No.55798021]

good morning anons, the cpi report is almost in

[Anonymous No.55798030]

>>55797573
When do we start shorting anon that's all I want to know.

[Anonymous No.55798041]

>>55798030
i mean the buffet index or the pe ratio or shiller index are all good and consistent

[Anonymous No.55798060]

>>55798041
No question my only concern is being too early.
I shouldn't get emotional over it but holding open a short for a long time makes you second guess yourself.

[Anonymous No.55798084]

What if nothing happens?

[Anonymous No.55798085]

>>55798060
i mean I'm a boglehead so I don't even short, but all the warning signs show we're at the end of an era and ready for a pendulum swing
its just that the swing can take a few years

[Anonymous No.55798100]

>>55798085
We are seeing the same things anon.
And I can appreciate someone who does not short, it's not comfy, but it is really fast capital when that swing finally returns.
I am hoping that we will see something in Sept I may open then on banks and if I get nothing close out. Are you going to cash/bonds or just going to swing the way down?

[Anonymous No.55798106]

>>55798100
>Are you going to cash/bonds or just going to swing the way down?
I dived into long term tips (LTPZ) when they hit 2% real yield return on top of inflation for my retirement, and now I'm scooping up SCHP in my taxable since its the total tips market (7 year duration) and still yielding pretty high

vanguard is a little weak on tips etfs so

[Anonymous No.55798125]

BASF stock will moon to 88€/share in 1 or 2 years. Easiest money of any blue chip I can think of

[Anonymous No.55798126]

In 2020 my dividend income was $750

In 2023 my dividend income is $2,500

I’ve 3x’d my dividend income over the last 3 years

3 years from now I expect to be close to $10,000

When the snowball starts rolling, it rolls

[Anonymous No.55798127]

>>55798106
>LTPZ
Never liked the idea myself but as I age it looks more attractive particularly now. Good luck anon may the bear be good to you.

[Anonymous No.55798131]

>>55798126
What do you think about 3M? They have a solid dividend, plenty of cash and their stock is cheap while their business is solid butbstagnant. They are swarmed by lawsuits but it might be a solid dividend stock to acquire

[Anonymous No.55798133]

>>55798126
Suggestions?

[Anonymous No.55798137]

>>55798131
I like them now that they’ve settles the ear protection case

>>55798133
ABT, O, SCHD, NEP, PEP, HD, MSFT, COST, MO

[Anonymous No.55798139]

Wtf was that again in EU. This joke market, seriously.

[Anonymous No.55798143]

>>55798137
> ABT, O, SCHD, NEP, PEP, HD, MSFT, COST, MO
Solid. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.55798148]

>>55798143
No problem. Look up the importance of dividend growth. Look up yield and yield on cost. I know Microsoft only has a .8% dividend but they raise it on average 12% a year. Your yield on cost will quadruple in 10 years and their dividend safety rating is a 99

[Anonymous No.55798154]

>>55798148
What do you think about adding JEPI to that list?

[Anonymous No.55798155]

THE FARTY PONIES ARE STINKY RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

[Anonymous No.55798167]

>>55798154
I’m not a fan. Their dividend has been falling sharply and I’d rather invest in a smaller more stable yield that will grow. I don’t see JEPI consistently growing their dividend

[Anonymous No.55798183]

>30 minutes left

[Anonymous No.55798184]

>>55798126
Top 3 holds?

[Anonymous No.55798185]

>>55796015
How do you know?

[Anonymous No.55798187]

>>55798184
SCHD, O, ABT

[Anonymous No.55798194]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqJAdfubrVI

[Anonymous No.55798214]

>>55798187
Do you have any PBR, BHP, RIO, LGEN?

[Anonymous No.55798219]

>>55798183

[Anonymous No.55798222]

>>55798148
That works until something like ba happens.

[Anonymous No.55798227]

I have no idea what to invest in. It seems like there is no growth, creativity or originality anywhere at all in the recent years. Everything is dying.

[Anonymous No.55798228]

>>55798214
Nope
>>55798222
That’s why my core position is SCHD

[Anonymous No.55798235]

ready to dump

[Anonymous No.55798236]

>>55798227
Let it die. And slurp the fuck out of the bottom. Make money on the way down, make money on the way back up.

[Anonymous No.55798242]

bottom signal

[Anonymous No.55798245]

>>55798187
>O
>below pre-covid high
>ABT
>underperforms post covid
>SCHD
>underperforms since 2012 except for 2022
Divviefags tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.55798249]

Is this CPI print even relevent to the market? FED is done and will keep the rates for a while. So even if today is higher or lower than expected it won't change next meeting.

Would argue economic data is more important, as the focus shifts back to wether we get a soft landing or not.

[Anonymous No.55798251]

>>55798227
Then short what's dying

[Anonymous No.55798255]

https://youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI?t=6

[Sean No.55798261]

Only up 11% ytd

[Anonymous No.55798263]

>>55798236
>>55798251
You guys think shorting BBBYQ is a good idea?

[Anonymous No.55798264]

>>55798167
jepi is not a dividend it's a distribution from option writing and options writing will remain at high yields because of interest rates being high

[Anonymous No.55798271]

>>55798261
underperforming the market feels bad man

[Anonymous No.55798277]

Yo wtf, it's CPI and jobs report

[Anonymous No.55798278]

>>55798261
I'm ngmi

[Anonymous No.55798281]

>>55798263
The first question is how much would it cost you to short it (how much would your broker charge). Maybe that's a good idea.

[Anonymous No.55798288]

>>55798278
>He didn't buy BRK
>NGMI

[Anonymous No.55798297]

>>55797812

[Anonymous No.55798300]

>>55798277
and my coffee wont be ready in time

[Anonymous No.55798302]

I'm so fucking scared of the cpi I feel like I'm about to pee.

[Anonymous No.55798303]

>>55798245
>O
Raised their dividend for the last 104 consecutive quarters and has an extremely strong business renting space to cvs, Walmart, Home Depot, and 7-11. 99% occupancy rate
>ABT
Performs post covid. Owns major brands
>SCHD
With dividends reinvested Outperformed SPY 9 out of the last 10 years

sorry you are bad at investing

[Anonymous No.55798308]

>>55798288
Only have 8 shares at $329. Mistakes were made

[Anonymous No.55798326]

>>55798303
You are bad at reading division graphs (probably because you never even tried that). Instead of buying underperforming stocks/ETFs you could buy better performing stocks and sell as needed/to keep your position at a certain size and pocket the rest.

Not that any of this beats shorting VIX futures with automatic rollover long term, but your strat underperforms basic boomer investing.

[Anonymous No.55798329]

>>55798302
give me your bags, let me get rich

[Anonymous No.55798330]

its so calm..

[Anonymous No.55798334]

give me TTOO give me life. here comes the cpi report aaaaa

[Anonymous No.55798336]

IT'S TIME ANONS

[Anonymous No.55798337]

I want to see some shit.

[Anonymous No.55798340]

commodities rallied that much and cpi still came below expectations kek

[Anonymous No.55798343]

0.2

[Anonymous No.55798344]

Cool

[Anonymous No.55798350]

what now

[Anonymous No.55798349]

>Core 4.7
Bears absolutely BTFO

[Anonymous No.55798352]

CHEATER

[Anonymous No.55798353]

>>55794040
Post your base stocks that outperform the SnP500:

I'll start:
QQQ 103.81% past 5 years
BRK.B 73.27% past 5 years

[Anonymous No.55798354]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55798357]

GIVE ME A LINK

[Anonymous No.55798358]

nothingburger. Come back next month lads

[Anonymous No.55798359]

>>55798326
Sorry you just aren’t very good at this. I don’t buy stocks just to sell them. I simply buy shares of good companies and let them pay me quarterly (and in some cases monthly) for the rest of my life. It helps that they all have a history of easing their dividend yearly

[Anonymous No.55798360]

>>55798344
let's go even higher

[Anonymous No.55798361]

>>55798352
post the version where he poops his pants >:3

[Anonymous No.55798363]

>>55798357
https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm

[Anonymous No.55798368]

Equities and crypto don't seem to care about economic data but DXY is falling off a cliff

[Anonymous No.55798372]

>>55798361
Dont have that

[Anonymous No.55798375]

thank you jim brandon for beating inflation

[Anonymous No.55798377]

inflation cooling isnt bullish
it means the fed is that much closer to overtightening
today is going to be a red day

[Anonymous No.55798378]

>>55798353
QQQ/SPY flat in the last 3 years
BRK.B/SPY in a flat channel since late 2007

[Anonymous No.55798383]

>>55798360
Nah, CPI is coming out at noon bruh. Every knows inflation ain't bussin, techs gonna rocket fr fr no cap

[Anonymous No.55798385]

Unemployment 248k actual and 231k expected. Is this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.55798386]

WSJ just ping notification phone
>Inflation ticked up last month to 3.2%. But steady monthly readings on underlying price pressures could deter the Fed from raising rates.
Media is already spinning it as inflation ticked higher.

[Anonymous No.55798389]

>>55798385
see >>55798377
means were getting closer to recession

[Anonymous No.55798390]

>inflation is 3.2 instead of 3.3
>inflation is still rising
>core is still 4.7 yearly

[Anonymous No.55798391]

WEAK ASS MUMUS, HAHAHA LOWER THAN EXPECTED AND YOU CAN'T DO SHIT

[Anonymous No.55798393]

>>55798334
TTOO is a pump and dump right?

[Anonymous No.55798394]

GET FUCKED BEARS

[Anonymous No.55798399]

markets always go to 0 in the end
never forget this

[Anonymous No.55798402]

I think the real story is the initial jobless claims beat. The job market is cooling fast.

[Anonymous No.55798403]

>>55798391
your mom is lower than expected

[Anonymous No.55798404]

>>55798377
nah this is exactly what the fed wanted to see. Confirming a trend for last month that they are going to talk about.

[Anonymous No.55798405]

You guys are retarded redditors that can't read numbers. Previous cpi was 3.0 now it's 3.2, how is that cooling?

[Anonymous No.55798406]

>>55798359
>good companies
Total meme unless you can see the future and tell which countries still exist and are profitable in 50 years.

[Anonymous No.55798408]

>>55798378
>BRK.B just hit ath
You sure anon? My return is already 13% ytd.

[Anonymous No.55798413]

>>55798403
NVDA WILL FALL ON NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.55798417]

>>55798404
what the fed wanted to see was new market highs that they could sell from but then fitch threw them a curve ball

[Anonymous No.55798422]

>>55798386
It did, last reading was 3.0. This was expected and the FED is done.

[Anonymous No.55798423]

Convince me not to invest in paypal at this silly valuativmgjxwon

[Anonymous No.55798424]

>>55798405
CPI is measured YoY

[Anonymous No.55798425]

>>55798405
most people are just worried about the MoM numbers, rather than YoY
MoM +0.2% is fine, and in line with Fed monetary policy 2% inflation goals
YoY base effects removal = tick up YoY
we'll see by end of day if YoY is more important than MoM now
jobs market weakening also putting pressure

[Anonymous No.55798429]

oh look line goes down
where mumu now

[Anonymous No.55798432]

>>55798406
Yes I know pepsi products will be around in 50 years. I know CVS and 7-11 and Walmart will be around. I know abbott will still have a huge portfolio of medical devices and products. I invest in the kings that can’t be dethroned and that’s why I’m so fucking good at this

[Anonymous No.55798433]

>>55798423
*valuation
Being a phoneposter is hard

[Anonymous No.55798435]

>>55798429
oh rook rine goes down
whele mumu now

[Anonymous No.55798437]

>>55798405
Because it was expected and the path forward is not exhilarating. The FED won't hike because of this reading. Shit is neither bearish nor bullish.

[Anonymous No.55798438]

>>55798435
u mad bro?
its just money

[Anonymous No.55798439]

>>55798408
We're talking about comparative performance, BRK.B outperforming/underperforming the market is basically noise. You can claim there's a mild long term uptrend but it's dwarfed by the ups and downs, so looking from the end of 2021 to the previous few years you wouldn't have felt like BRK.B outperformed.

[Anonymous No.55798441]

>>55798425
The news usually says the yoy cpi from what I've seen.

[Anonymous No.55798442]

>>55798429
Which line?

[Anonymous No.55798445]

[Anonymous No.55798447]

>>55798423
everything money released some good analyses on paypal in the past several weeks, I think it would benefit you to watch all 3 videos, either in order of their release, or in reverse
https://youtu.be/81tcQdCXFt0
https://youtu.be/_xP8LHrfhQs
https://youtu.be/ipyWainaOus
it seems like their numbers have been okay, and they have been getting punished excessively

[Anonymous No.55798448]

>>55798442
this one
the one where you and the rest of the bulltards lose

[Anonymous No.55798449]

Wow nice cpi pump

[Anonymous No.55798456]

>>55798445
Too soon to gloat wait for opening, this thing dives back and forth like a small-town-whore.

[Anonymous No.55798457]

since the fed finished their mission they can catch up with the rest of the world and start cutting rates.

[Anonymous No.55798459]

Buddy.. look at the 10yr yield
Upon release, the 10yr yield fell sharply - now it is back to green
DXY had also fallen -0.6%+ and now gave back half of that to -0.3%

[Anonymous No.55798466]

you fools need to realise this retarded bear market rally thats gone on for over half a year is over

[Anonymous No.55798468]

>>55798457
>cutting rates
>when CPI is still 4.7%
bruh

[Anonymous No.55798469]

>>55798459
What are the implications of the 10 yr yield and dxy on the stock market?

[Anonymous No.55798472]

muh cpi

[Anonymous No.55798474]

>>55798448
Zoom out.

[Anonymous No.55798477]

[Anonymous No.55798479]

>>55798468
>>55798457
core cpi

[Anonymous No.55798481]

>>55798469
absolutely none

[Anonymous No.55798484]

>>55798468
they already in the highly restrictive range, so they can cut to keep pace with the falling cpi

[Anonymous No.55798501]

>>55798457
>cut rates with Oil at 83-84

[Anonymous No.55798505]

>>55798484
>interest rates are highly restrictive
>5.5%
nigga wat
these are baby rates.

[Anonymous No.55798506]

Hotstar sers please stop of redeeming the Cricket sirs

[Anonymous No.55798507]

i was in wrong thread

[Anonymous No.55798508]

>>55798484
>highly restrictive
Just wait until we hit 12% ;)

[Anonymous No.55798510]

>rates are almost real-positive based on prettied up inflation numbers
>after +100% real inflation over three years
We did it Jerome, we saved the economy

[Anonymous No.55798517]

Imagine being a dumb nigger bear and thinking that your cynical bullshit has any impact on the markets lel

[Anonymous No.55798520]

who investing in real estate in massachuchu and vermont after the recent spat of flooding?

[Anonymous No.55798539]

>>55798517
>bears literally think their cynical bullshit has an impact on the markets guise!!!
good to know

[Anonymous No.55798554]

>>55798517
>RE investing in MA
Honey you couldn't afford it

[Anonymous No.55798555]

Home Depot yearly dividend since 2012

2012: $1.16
2013: $1.56
2014: $1.88
2015: $2.36
2016: $2.76
2017: $3.56
2018: $4.12
2019: $5.44
2020: $6.00
2021: $6.60
2022: $7.60

[Anonymous No.55798556]

>>55798447
Thanks i'll take a look

[Anonymous No.55798560]

>>55798520
Have fun buying a flooded 500 sq ft shack for $1m

[Anonymous No.55798567]

Microsoft yearly dividend per share since 2012

2012: $0.86
2013: $1.02
2014: $1.18
2015: $1.34
2016: $1.50
2017: $1.62
2018: $1.76
2019: $1.94
2020: $2.14
2021: $2.36
2022: $2.54

[Anonymous No.55798571]

Inflation is bullish.

[Anonymous No.55798572]

>>55798560
>buy it for a mil now
>renovate
>sell it for 2 mil next year

[Anonymous No.55798573]

>>55798555
meanwhile their quality has gone the opposite direction, they are the only home improvement store near me which allows their parking lot to be creeped around by hoards of illegal mexican men, all of their employees are black women and men who are stoned out of their minds, I even saw a giant fat black man working the register with 5 inch long tranny nails.

[Anonymous No.55798574]

Yearly dividends for Pepsi $PEP

2012: $2.15
2022: $4.30

This is what dividend growth looks like

[Anonymous No.55798576]

[Anonymous No.55798581]

>>55798573
sounds like a problem in your area, ho depo is pretty rad in my area.

[Anonymous No.55798587]

>American inflation and job numbers don't shock anyone
>Oh shit okay I guess it's time to buy semiconductors again!!!!!
Lol what a dumb fucking market

[Anonymous No.55798590]

predict market open

[Anonymous No.55798593]

>>55798573
I’ve had a completely different experience and I go atleast 3-4 times a month for lumber. Employees are mostly white and Cathy keeps a bag of dog treats at her register which is nice. My dog loves going to Home Depot.

[Anonymous No.55798600]

>>55798590
FAT green candles, crying bears

[Anonymous No.55798603]

>>55798555
>>55798567
>>55798574
Interesting. I’m nice we have a correction I’ll be sure to scoop your suggestions up. I’d hate to go all in now with a recession (probably a depression) looming.

[Anonymous No.55798605]

>>55798593
Im going to go today to look into installing a handheld sprayer bidet and get some tools (I need a really long dust mop or something to clean the outside of my house

[Anonymous No.55798610]

>>55798603
>I’m nice
Once. God I hate mobile posting.

[Anonymous No.55798618]

>>55798554
My grandma who passed this year had a house in Cape Cod that was a literal hoarder house. She hadn't even lived there for 20 years. Shit stacked to the ceilings. Roof completely fucked, leaks like hell when it rains. Mold found. Sold it as is for 425k. Absolute insanity. Not even a fixer upper, it's a total gut job.

Western mass is cheap though.

[Anonymous No.55798620]

>>55798587
>semiconductors
the worst part is they mean nvidia and not shit like tsm
because pe ratio of 300 beats the pe ratio of 15 lmao

[Anonymous No.55798627]

Basedbeans are going up

[Anonymous No.55798628]

Lost $$$ on soxl calls. What the fuck do I buy? More soxl calls?

[Anonymous No.55798629]

>>55798620
>muh pe ratios
Boomers begone

>>55798618
>Sold it as is for 425k
Cool thanks for selling your country's soul to faggot real estate speculators

[Anonymous No.55798640]

>>55798629
>Cool thanks for selling your country's soul to faggot real estate speculators
What do you care?

[Anonymous No.55798645]

>>55798629
>lol boomer caring about fundamentals
>goes on a rant about selling real estate
you could not be more zoomer
show us your robinhood account

[Anonymous No.55798648]

The pump is retracing my bastards

[Anonymous No.55798650]

>>55798627
shill me a cheap commodity, everything is so far off the lows

[Anonymous No.55798657]

>>55798645

[Anonymous No.55798662]

>>55798650
Beans and natty. But I’m a phone poster

[Anonymous No.55798664]

>get boil cheap
>sell high when NGas hits 3 bucks
>natural gas dumping the next day
Feels good.

[Anonymous No.55798665]

Red day, green day, doesn’t matter, dividend investor

[Anonymous No.55798668]

>>55798645
I'm up 130% ytd, wbu?

>>55798640
Oh y'know, I just can't afford a fucking basic starter home because so many greedy faggots treat real estate as an income stream and are literally willing to sell to anyone - Chinese firms, Gates Foundation subsidiaries, Blackrock etc - regardless of the very clear negative implications that come with that kind of speculation

[Anonymous No.55798671]

>>55798657
Imagine having 2 million dollars and not cashing out at that point and putting 40-60% of that in to safe stocks. Imagine having 2 million dollars and think about gambling it all away still.

[Anonymous No.55798678]

>>55798665
>red days don't matter so you can scoop more shares for more dividends

[Anonymous No.55798680]

>>55798668
>I'm up 130% ytd, wbu?
>no pic
lol
lmao even
I also am up 18000% my fellow zoomer

[Anonymous No.55798683]

Thank you to the shill who told me to buy TTOO I'm up 12% in 24hrs

[Anonymous No.55798684]

Guys I really need to see Disney in the red. That shit pumped as soon as the market closed last night

[Anonymous No.55798685]

>>55798678
Hell yea brother

[Anonymous No.55798689]

>>55798668
It is the NVDA fag.

[Anonymous No.55798692]

>>55798662
>Beans
do you mean basedbeans? They're cheap compared to the last year but overall not cheap since the 2020 pump.
>natty
American natural gas? At $2.9? $2.9 isn't cheap.

[Anonymous No.55798696]

>>55798684
Not true, it pumped after they reintroduced divis, because that is what cash flow driven institutions care about.

[Anonymous No.55798697]

>>55798620
TSM is taiwanese and something like 10 percent of their GDP, if TSM was 20 times larger, Taiwan would be the littlest superpower.

[Anonymous No.55798702]

>>55798689
How does it feel to be so wrong about something and your only coping method is posting shitty cartoon bears on a Slovenian water polo forum?

[Anonymous No.55798705]

Market opens soon
Fresh thread
>>55798700
>>55798700
>>55798700

[Anonymous No.55798718]

>>55798702

[Anonymous No.55798723]

>>55798618
> cape cod
> 425k

With any amount of effort you should easily have been able to sell for nearly 1m. Congrats on missing out on a lifetime wealth opportunity.

[Anonymous No.55798747]

>>55798692
Is there another bean? And natty is cheap imo. Idk maybe it gets back to 2 before lift off again

[Anonymous No.55798788]

>>55798747
I'm looking for commodities that are actually historically cheap, as in compared with previous decades when dividing by the CPI, like lumber, oats and natgas were a few months ago.

[Anonymous No.55798884]

>>55798788
I think commodities can be shorted but not yet. And good luck with that. I know agriculture. And these grain prices support natty prices where they are. Beans are going up on technicals. Prbly a surprise report coming out. You do you homie

[Anonymous No.55800510]

>>55798683
I’ve been day trading this for two days now, I’m up like 200%