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[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.55791231]

Bounce In The House Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous: >>55789737

[Anonymous No.55791237]

First

[Anonymous No.55791244]

So how's the stocks today, boys?

[Anonymous No.55791253]

>>55791231
MULN schizo. Where’d you go? I just wanna talk…

[Anonymous No.55791256]

>>55791244
My puts are printing

[Anonymous No.55791261]

>>55791253
>buy a penny stock
>it does penny stock things

[Anonymous No.55791263]

Everytime I buy a dividend stock I’m giving myself a raise. Even better is when that stock raises their dividend year after year. Brick by brick nigger

[Anonymous No.55791267]

>>55791244
My lidr bags are heavy as fuck. Though I believe if I didn’t believe it had a future I’d have cut and run already

[Anonymous No.55791272]

NVDA 350 EOM

Cmon guys, you can repump this, I want to short AGAIN

[Anonymous No.55791273]

>Disney creating an AI task force
Kek, they are getting desperate

https://www.reuters.com/technology/disney-creates-task-force-explore-ai-cut-costs-sources-2023-08-08/

[Anonymous No.55791274]

>>55791244
made $850 this morning on a quick trade, it feels kinda surreal

[Anonymous No.55791277]

>>55791244
hi please don't post my wife

[Anonymous No.55791283]

>>55791263
Tbh I’m prob going to be switching to dividend stocks and mid caps, maybe a few large caps.

Trading penny stocks is stressful as fuck but pays well.

[Anonymous No.55791284]

>>55791267
>lidr
WTF is this acquisition b8 company?

>>55791277
Liz is for cooking.

[Anonymous No.55791286]

>Hi Anon, It's your broker. Sorry to bother you, but you sold at the end of July, right?

[Anonymous No.55791288]

[Anonymous No.55791289]

>>55791263
Which ones you stocking up on?

[Anonymous No.55791292]

But I thought it was going to the moon?

[Anonymous No.55791293]

>>55791273
and going in on sportsball betting, Iger is grasping straws at this point. People have also realized what a fucking rip off their theme parks are where you have to have fags and troons thrown in your kids face while eating a $50 gas station tier cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.55791294]

>GUSH

[Anonymous No.55791299]

who could have predicted this

[Anonymous No.55791310]

>>55791273
>what should I do minnibot? My parents are beating me
>have you thought of threatening to chop off your penis until they take you to disney world?

[Anonymous No.55791318]

>>55791284
It has the most advanced, per Nvidia, intelligent detection and ranging system.

Can be used in autonomous vehicles,radar, military systems, blah blah blah

It’s the most advanced in emerging tech but the emerging tech is slow to catch on

[Anonymous No.55791321]

>>55791231
korea is full of many beautiful women

[Anonymous No.55791322]

>>55791289
>O
>SCHD
>ABT
>PEP
>HD
>MSFT
>NEP
>COST
So a mix of high yield with slow dividend growth and low yield with high dividend growth. Microsoft’s yield is only .8% but they average around 12% dividend growth a year. I like safe dividends from established companies with a history of raising their dividends. I’m leaving DRIP on until my dividends can replace my 9-5

[Anonymous No.55791326]

>>55791293
>fags and troons thrown in your kids face
That's not the biggest disruption

[Anonymous No.55791328]

All according to plan

[Anonymous No.55791329]

Why is are people going for dividends that pay less than treasuries?

[Anonymous No.55791339]

>>55791326
wouldn't that be Universal tho? Donkey Kong's at World of Nintendo

[Anonymous No.55791342]

They were even shit talking Nigvidia on tv last night saying that if they don't post numbers they guided on and don't give amazing guidance then its lights out for semi's.... Take of that what you will but I would be getting out of SOXL before 8-24 when Nigvidia reports

[Anonymous No.55791352]

>>55791329
>siiiip
Son, just buy the divvie stocks. Okay?

[Anonymous No.55791359]

>>55791339

[Anonymous No.55791363]

>>55791329
>tax treatment of qualified dividends
>diversifying a portfolio
>stock growth
>dividend growth
the list goes on

[Anonymous No.55791368]

I want to unload these at 2.50 at least but AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55791373]

Disney today right? What are expecting? im expecting a big loss.

[Anonymous No.55791374]

>pick up phone
>tell my broker (female) to allocate my entire portfolio plus all available margin to SQQQ
>slam phone
it's literally that easy to make it through the rest of this year frens

[Anonymous No.55791375]

just put in a stop order on my puts and we get another red candle
the stonk market gods are smiling on me today
good day to bearish

[Anonymous No.55791383]

I need a new ticker for a day-to-day stable-ish stock with significant intraday crabbing. Probably only ultra small caps fit the bill, but I'm interested in anything. You fuckers have given gold before.

[Anonymous No.55791391]

>>55791329
It’s clear you don’t understand how dividends work. Google yield on cost for dividends. If I buy a company that’s paying a 2% dividend and that company raises their dividend an average of 7% a year, which is very modest, my yield on cost will be 4% in 7 years, and nearly 15% after 12 years. Couple that with the fact that you can automatically reinvest those dividends into new shares which further increases your dividend earnings. Bonds are nothing like dividends

[Anonymous No.55791400]

>>55791329
They want to dump their bags on (you) before a recession. Stocks will lose value and companies will cut dividends, leading to further loss of value. (You) will get double bagged.

[Anonymous No.55791409]

>>55791373
they've done their best to shill the narrative like with the little mermaid but they can't hide the facts
>$250 million budget
>$140 million marketing
>only made $510 million
>return on investment is barely $120 million aka less than 30% after 4.5 years

[Anonymous No.55791411]

>>55791322

ABR. it’s another solid reit with growth. Decent quarterly dividends

+1 higher yield. All the fags on dividends subreddit preach their 2-3% yield dividends. Just throw the shit in a high yield savings account then.
They think 7% is too high

[Anonymous No.55791413]

>>55791321
>korea is full of many beautiful women
And pillars made out of chopped cheekbones like it was Diablo's lair or some shit

[Anonymous No.55791418]

>>55791383
>checking the jawline work
smart

[Anonymous No.55791422]

DISH

[Anonymous No.55791424]

>>55791409
its evident all these companies should be diluting and injecting that money into bonds.

[Anonymous No.55791439]

>>55791409
>only made $510 million
Is that before or after costs? Because if it's raw box office, then a considerable part of that is eaten by stuff like the theaters cut.

[Anonymous No.55791442]

>>55791409
>only made $510 million
kek that is gross not factoring in theater cut

[Anonymous No.55791450]

i failed again gentlemen, 25$ of slop to eat to myself... here's to tomorrow and making better choices CHEERS

[Anonymous No.55791454]

>>55791411
What do they own? I like O because I like the companies they rent real estate to. 7-11, cvs, Walmart, Home Depot etc

[Anonymous No.55791458]

>>55791450
Man I fuckin love a good baguette.

[Anonymous No.55791459]

>>55791439
its raw, you have to remove the $390 million to get the profits, not to mention theater cut
>>55791442
exactly
honestly im not sure why it wasn't more popular guys
>https://youtu.be/N4ovRhX8XIM?t=20

[Anonymous No.55791467]

>>55791458
i want to exist in that picture UNGHHH

[Anonymous No.55791470]

So is Russel Napier going to end up being right or what?

[Anonymous No.55791473]

>>55791467
I'm the baguette.

[Anonymous No.55791474]

I’m an unapologetic coomer so sorry, but does anyone know how to get a vague OF girl’s content? None of the major leak sites have her stuff and I’m not about to make an account and pay $20

[Anonymous No.55791481]

>>55791459
Topkek then the Mouse has only gotten like 250-300 mil out of the box office so far, I guess you could say they're still underwater on it.

[Anonymous No.55791483]

Oilbros, how are we feeling?

[Anonymous No.55791490]

>>55791363
>Taxes
I'm clueless on this.
>Diversifying
Don't need to do this nice it's USA treasuries
>Stock growth
Sometimes. I'm more referring to stocks that have pretty much stopped growing out ETFs like SCHD which has a shit tier payout and growth room.

[Anonymous No.55791493]

>>55791481
they have a shitload of cash on hand but haven't been able to bet net positive in a while

[Anonymous No.55791495]

>>55791474
Sir this is a thread about the stock market

[Anonymous No.55791511]

Which stock will crash hard on the correction?

[Anonymous No.55791516]

WELL LIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE

[Anonymous No.55791530]

>>55791516
I fuckin love that show.

[Anonymous No.55791531]

>>55791495
Oh right yeah, ok, my balls are all stocked up

[Anonymous No.55791535]

>>55791286
I’m selling my BOIL for a clean 2k profit

[Anonymous No.55791541]

OnlyFans IPO, fucking when?
StarLink IPO, fucking when?

[Anonymous No.55791543]

>>55791294
When do I sell?

[Anonymous No.55791544]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_oKK9zjqW0
this song is on topic, sorry for my earlier behaviour j4n170r5
>>55791473
i bet you are delicious come here im gonna put some prosciutto on you

[Anonymous No.55791551]

>>55791544
Oh yeah bruschetta me daddy

[Anonymous No.55791565]

>>55791292
what happens if they're right?

[Anonymous No.55791579]

heal you bitch bastard

[Anonymous No.55791589]

>>55791579
this market ends in the death of an era along with billions of people

[Anonymous No.55791598]

>>55791589
and that’s a good thing

[Anonymous No.55791608]

Just put everything into XLE, I hope you oilbros have not been deceiving me.

[Anonymous No.55791611]

-26%
FTC solar bros, can we even recover ?

[Anonymous No.55791613]

>>55791598
yeah the stench of hubris from man has reached even God's nose and he's about to wipe it

[Anonymous No.55791630]

Is TTOO a meme or no?

[Anonymous No.55791634]

>>55791589
Billions must be liquidated.

[Anonymous No.55791637]

>>55791630
It's a penny stock anon

[Anonymous No.55791646]

bad sales in store. this mean people are poor and buying all the discounted stuff.

bearish for my pfolio

[Anonymous No.55791651]

>>55791630
TTOO has set the rug for September.

They’re voting for another reverse split. If they can’t hit the $1 minimum for the Nasdaq they’re going to split 1:50 or 1:100 again.

I wouldn’t get in. The chance to jump in was 2 weeks ago. People bought tens of thousands and will set up walls if they pump again

[Anonymous No.55791665]

>>55791611

[Anonymous No.55791682]

>>55791253
You should have done research. He thinks it's 242% shorted, but it was reverse-split back in may, so it's actually only like 24% shorted.

[Anonymous No.55791692]

>>55791541
SEXO

[Anonymous No.55791698]

Might this finally be the end of the AMRS saga?

[Anonymous No.55791718]

Bros I just bought $7.50 and $10 calls on Novavax that expire in January 2025.

Thoughts? How badly did I fuck up?

[Anonymous No.55791727]

>>55791718
Sheeiit, I'm like all MIC and I'm not evil enough to gamble on vaxx shit.

[Anonymous No.55791725]

okay, what the fuck did you guys do while I was at the gym (and then McDonald's)

[Anonymous No.55791746]

GUNSHOTS LIKE CHURCH BELLS
ALL OVER TOWN
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
AND KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN

https://youtu.be/04e72c0e__I

[Anonymous No.55791747]

potential giant solar plant going up in central Canada, the German company isn't public and neither is the material gatherer, how to profit?!

[Anonymous No.55791749]

>>55791544

[Anonymous No.55791752]

>>55791725
market is waking up to china and europe news. Also gj starting the bulk this early

[Anonymous No.55791766]

I took a massive shit and the market is recovering.
I am going to fucking do it again. I am getting Taco Bell bros. Buy Calls.

[Anonymous No.55791776]

>>55791749
i love this image i really really really like this image, can i save this image

[Anonymous No.55791780]

>>55791231
dumb nigger bears getting euphoric over a small blip after being dunked on all fucking year was your bottom signal. i hoped you slurped the dip.

[Anonymous No.55791793]

Why are boomers so stupid on qualcomm? Easiest money in the market

[Anonymous No.55791797]

>>55791725
>Gym
>McDonald's afterwards
Based

[Anonymous No.55791801]

>Roth IRA or 401k with match
>HSA
>taxable brokerage
In that order

[Anonymous No.55791803]

Stocks want to come back up... they want to go green by the end of the day, everyone wants to make money, investors want to get rich, the market wants to grow
I'm going to go get a latte, and you all need to be in a better mood before I get back

[Anonymous No.55791809]

I am gonna slurp the mouse so fucking hard after earnings bros. That shit is gonna crater.

[Anonymous No.55791817]

>>55791797
exercise is simply a means for shoving more mcdoubles down my gullet without killing myself

[Anonymous No.55791825]

>>55791776
no. its too special to me.

[Anonymous No.55791842]

>>55791801
>Roth IRA and Roth 401k
>Roll over Roth 401k into Roth IRA
>Gamble with Roth IRA until $5m portfolio
>Never pay taxes
It's that easy

[Anonymous No.55791848]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.55791859]

>>55791848
Dividends account for nearly half of all stock market gains in the last 50 years. You are bad at this

[Anonymous No.55791877]

>>55791727
Yeah I’m unvaxxed lol

[Anonymous No.55791891]

>>55791809
It really can't crater much beyond where it already has, the covid bottom was like $79 or something & that was a whole lot of inflation ago.

I hold no position, but it really is only upside from here for DIS. Just depends if you're patient enough to sit your money in it for potentially a long while.

[Anonymous No.55791893]

>>55791825
i understand, it is not my light to go towards, you are forgiven, thank you god

[Anonymous No.55791894]

>>55791877
Well, then, cheers.

[Anonymous No.55791896]

>>55791859
Dividends are indeed an important component of returns. But in an efficient market they don't make a stock a better investment.

[Anonymous No.55791904]

>>55791859
Yeah but the majority of anons here don't even have 6 figures and should be focused on aggressive growth. And there's a CBOE index tracking a rotating covered call + dividend aristocrat portfolio which is on par with SPX long term. But it's a lot easier to just by SPY.

[Anonymous No.55791919]

>>55791809
yeah im interested in the mouse lil bro im afraid if i dont nibble now its gonna rocket to 100

[Anonymous No.55791922]

What do you call this pattern? Why has it been playing out like this for several days now exactly the same way?

[Anonymous No.55791968]

>>55791904
You don’t need 6 figs to be a dividend investor. As long as you have time you are guaranteed to make it. The longer you hold the more you benefit from dividend growth, drip, and regular contributions. My ROTH IRA is entirely dividend focused and after 8 years I’m right at $2500 annual dividend income. 2 years ago I was at $1500. After about 5 years of divvy investing the snowball really starts gaining. The trick is being patient enough

[Anonymous No.55791981]

>>55791922

[Anonymous No.55791990]

>>55791922
China shits the bed and the rest is the normal market hopium.

[Anonymous No.55791995]

Anyone else shorting the mouse?

[Anonymous No.55791996]

>>55791922
PPT only works after 12

[Anonymous No.55792000]

>>55791995
I bought Friday expiry puts

[Anonymous No.55792010]

>>55791922
Lower highs and lower lows

[Anonymous No.55792012]

don't destroy disney till i get to go to one of the parks for myself!!! D:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW5HeFHuJig

[Anonymous No.55792013]

>>55792000
Based

[Anonymous No.55792014]

Can anyone explain me how IBM is so expensive? What growth potential do they have?

[Anonymous No.55792021]

>>55791968
>The trick is being patient enough
That is understood for any sort of investing. My point is that SPX will outperform longterm and takes away all of the guess work. Not to mention the ability to create your own divvies with covered calls on something with high options liquidity like SPY. And there's the leverage potential as well.

[Anonymous No.55792027]

>>55792012
I want to go one last time with my secret jack off shorts. I have a hole in my right pocket I can rub my cock from. My trick is I follow around the princess fiona because she will randomly burp loudly. It’s part of her job.

[Anonymous No.55792048]

>>55792027
Is she green too?
You just cum in your shorts?

[Anonymous No.55792050]

>>55791859
If i want to reinvest it anyways then the company can keep it and invest it themselves without aggroing the tax collector

[Anonymous No.55792066]

>>55791801
What about those of us who don’t want to retire half dead at 60?

[Anonymous No.55792071]

>>55792066
Spoiler alert: Most of us will be full dead before 60

[Anonymous No.55792074]

[Anonymous No.55792078]

>>55792066
choose a shitcoin and go all in
go ahead
you can’t choose wrong, you can’t lose!
:)

[Anonymous No.55792092]

>>55792048
No she’s a real lady version of fiona before she transforms I guess. And yes I just cum right into my shorts. I’ve evolved to where I don’t need to beat my dick but I just press down really hard on the top of my shaft

[Anonymous No.55792102]

>>55792066
That’s where the taxable brokerage comes in.

[Anonymous No.55792106]

>>55792027
wow... just try not to hurt anyone, yourself included ^^"

[Anonymous No.55792111]

>>55792027
Adding another one to my /smg/ post cap folder.

[Anonymous No.55792113]

>>55792014
how do you feel about cloud services™?

[Anonymous No.55792121]

2 year double top

[Anonymous No.55792124]

What else to buy after participating in the Cogwise presale?

[Anonymous No.55792133]

Just imagine interviewing potential Fiona’s and getting to watch them all participate in the burp portion of the interview

[Anonymous No.55792138]

>>55792121
We couldn't recapture 4600. It's over.

[Anonymous No.55792148]

>>55792092
>>55792027
Akshually, fiona is dreamworks which is part of universal. So not dis.

[Anonymous No.55792150]

>>55791801
HSA first, it's the most tax advantaged. No tax going in, no FICA payroll taxes, tax free coming out if used on healthcare.

[Anonymous No.55792153]

Its all going to shit, buying so close to ATH feels horrible

[Anonymous No.55792154]

>>55792148
Interesting. It’s all in Orlando I know that

[Anonymous No.55792187]

>>55791474
coomer(dot)party

[Anonymous No.55792197]

>>55792014
>>55792113
>cloud services™?
IBM is such a minor player in that industry.
I don't really know, as I haven't done ANY research... but I feel like IBM is in the cash cow phase of its life. They aren't looking to actually grow anymore, they're just going to bleed their existing business lines for whatever they can get until it's over. They'll put minimal maintenance investment into their products and take whatever profits they can get from idiots who are dumb enough to sign contracts with them.
It's pretty normal... and can generate a lot of cash for a while... but it doesn't last forever

[Anonymous No.55792198]

>>55792150
I can’t believe how many people don’t have an HSA. I guess not many high deductible healthcare plan recipients on /biz/

[Anonymous No.55792214]

>>55792197
But a cosh cow business doesn't have that crazy evaluation. There must be something that people look for growth in that stock

[Anonymous No.55792215]

>>55792198
my job pays $500 of my $1000 deductible on top of the insurance being paid for, doesn't qualify as HDHP but way better than having that $3k+ deductible over your head if something comes up

[Anonymous No.55792226]

>LVMHF

[Anonymous No.55792259]

>>55792113
It will become a commodity and no one can compete with Amazon. Microsoft has its niche due office integration which is free money to milk from corporations. IBM is a footnote in the cloud

[Anonymous No.55792265]

>>55792197
please don't make fun of IBM's hybrid cloud services. They are very serious.

[Anonymous No.55792267]

LOCKSNEED https://youtu.be/aLHkwiB5ZNk

[Anonymous No.55792281]

>>55792267
>LMT and RTX fuckin gaan

[Anonymous No.55792285]

>rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated

[Anonymous No.55792288]

>>55791328
Why does he wear the mask?

[Anonymous No.55792310]

>>55792265
They should have put together a luxury multimedia mainframe business on the side for consumer use lol. As if there aren't retards that would pay 100k+ to run the 110th iteration of Skyrim at impossible speeds.

[Anonymous No.55792316]

>>55792285
that's a nice descending staircase bobo has going here, moo moo. you were warned about the stairs.

[Anonymous No.55792363]

>>55792265
So why is IBM at 70 P/E if it is a legacy shit stock?

[Anonymous No.55792379]

>>55792265
I'm sure they take themselves very seriously

[Anonymous No.55792381]

>>55791231
I SOLD THE FUCKIN BOTTOM. I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER FOR REAL

[Anonymous No.55792388]

>>55792363
it exists and is a tech company so the market automatically defaults to a P/E of over 50

[Anonymous No.55792402]

>>55792388
They're more of a tech-consulting company, but they have enough legacy brand awareness to mislead people

[Anonymous No.55792411]

>>55792363
Pure dividend trap

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55792413]

BOBOID ARE YOU OK?

[Anonymous No.55792423]

DOWboomers, we're fucking green!

[Anonymous No.55792439]

>>55792402
it's hilarious to me that consulting service companies are publicly traded

[Anonymous No.55792447]

>>55792413
>>55792381
Guys its been doing this for the past 3 days now. We are guaranteed to go lower tomorrow again.

[Anonymous No.55792451]

>>55792214
they are one of the leaders in quantum computing research

[Anonymous No.55792456]

>>55792074
no responses to free alpha huh. typical /smg/

[Anonymous No.55792459]

>>55792456
you are nobody, nobody cares about a nobody
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.55792474]

>>55792074
>>55792456
Sorry, I just DCA into my boomer index fund. I hang out here for the shitposting and because I like to discuss the economy.

[Anonymous No.55792475]

I lost all my money options trading how do I get it back

[Anonymous No.55792486]

Now time to crash

[Anonymous No.55792494]

>>55792475
the kneepads response we give on this board isn't a joke

[Anonymous No.55792502]

Crude oil finally nearing its true value of >$180.

[Anonymous No.55792518]

>>55792413

[Anonymous No.55792525]

>Cathie Wood's ARK Investment bought 818.4K shares of Palantir
Palantroons... we got too cocky...

[Anonymous No.55792532]

so are we still going to pretend that the market won't be magically recovering all its losses next week? this is the 9008th time they're pulling this shit...
close your short positions on friday and go long, thank me next week when the fucking nasdaq pumps 2,5% at market open again

[Anonymous No.55792533]

*INHALES*


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55792537]

>>55792475
How much?

[Anonymous No.55792538]

>>55792475
Just call up your broker and ask for a refund

[Anonymous No.55792550]

>>55792533
I would actually pay good money to have someone tranquilize a wild bear, stuff it in a submersible, and let it sink into the ocean until the bear implodes in front of an underwater camera

[Anonymous No.55792564]

>>55792533
It's the same shit every day, nuke in the morning, crawl back up the rest of the day
Buy puts in the afternoon and sell them the next morning

[Anonymous No.55792570]

This will eventually have to stop, right?

[Anonymous No.55792573]

Strap in, Son

[Anonymous No.55792579]

>>55792537
Roughly 90k

[Anonymous No.55792589]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55792596]

>>55792459
>you are nobody, nobody cares about a nobody
>kill yourself
this is from a hedge fund that you have to pay for. you can kill your own fucking self, crab-in-the-bucket nigger. you're not holding anyone else down; you're just losing your own money

[Anonymous No.55792606]

listen i'm not gonna ask again
kindly refrain.

[Anonymous No.55792610]

MULN !!!!

[Anonymous No.55792614]

HOW can they bring it back down to -0% in the last 2 hours all the time??

[Anonymous No.55792617]

>>55792606
rollan

[Anonymous No.55792620]

GMECHADS WW@

[Anonymous No.55792623]

>>55792573
Yeah because Hasbro is known for their film IP. LMAO

[Anonymous No.55792631]

>>55792570
It'll come around when S&P tests 2000.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06HcqK2vvlw

[Anonymous No.55792632]

>>55792620
You cultists still have your own general don't you?

[Anonymous No.55792636]

/lean hog bros we're losing to brap gas

[Anonymous No.55792644]

Will it end? Will RC Chobani do the needful?

[Anonymous No.55792645]

>>55792456
Your TA stinks and you will never beat the alpha.
Nike is going to be dominated by Chinese companies named SPORTGOOD and COOLSHOE on Amazon just like the rest of the clothing market and as consumers tighten their belts they'll be going for more and more of the china-direct goods.

[Anonymous No.55792647]

>>55792620
two... and a half more years!

[Anonymous No.55792657]

power hour?

[Anonymous No.55792662]

>>55792657
No, consider shower hour stinky

[Anonymous No.55792667]

>>55792657
glower hour

[Anonymous No.55792668]

>Alibaba earnings
I have no idea how the pipo are doing in China, then again BABA is mostly export.

[Anonymous No.55792674]

lol

[Anonymous No.55792676]

>>55792668
Wasn't Chyna exports this week as well?

[Anonymous No.55792677]

>>55792570
...when September ends.

[Anonymous No.55792680]

>>55792662
oh ok thanks for lmk fren

[Anonymous No.55792681]

>>55792573
It's a fun game, woke or not. People are enjoying it because it's the first RPG in ages to give you actual player agency. Watching vidya dominate over modern Hollywood is always fine with me.

[Anonymous No.55792691]

>>55792456
I appreciate you anon. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.55792695]

>>55792573
>Cocks

[Anonymous No.55792707]

hey is depopanon here?
what do you think about thrift stores using AI to get all the good stuff? i'm for it, fuck zoomers

[Anonymous No.55792712]

>SPY dumps all the way to VWAP
>Fat green volume
Gay

[Anonymous No.55792727]

Come OXY, reclaim those morning prices

[Anonymous No.55792728]

>>55792681
>the first RPG in ages to give you actual player agency.
Thanks btw Todd you faggot, Starfield better be good

[Anonymous No.55792735]

>>55792728
You'll have to buy it regardless.

[Anonymous No.55792736]

>>55792728
>Starfield
>No actual spaceship flying or rover driving
Better load up on Capcom shares because Dragon's Dogma 2 is gonna fill that fantasy RPG hole.

[Anonymous No.55792743]

>>55792456
>>55792074
>hedgeye garbage
fuck off keith

[Anonymous No.55792748]

>>55791321
all of them are fake. ever seen the glass tower full of sawed off jawbones? and here is a tip. do the option wheel strategy! i do it with AMC shares. super high volume and easy premium.

[Anonymous No.55792753]

why yes i do own 300 shares of HAS how could you tell

[Anonymous No.55792758]

>>55792623
>Yeah because Hasbro is known for their film IP.
Yeah, basically nothing. lolol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_based_on_Hasbro_properties

[Anonymous No.55792769]

>markets
https://youtu.be/_EfMyorMhAw

Jesus I thought we were gonna pump, what happened?

[Anonymous No.55792772]

really makes you think

[Anonymous No.55792777]

>>55792758
transformers made like a bajillion bucks. hasbro is fine. they could make ten films and all of them could flop and hasbro still stands.

[Anonymous No.55792782]

>>55792777
they can release a magic card set with the entire lord of the rings cast raceswapped and still make a fortune, its an incredible business model

[Anonymous No.55792784]

mattel will definitely make that He-Man movie that's been in development hell for years now since Barbie did so well
it's gonna be gay as hell

[Anonymous No.55792787]

>>55792645
>Your TA stinks and you will never beat the alpha
there is no TA in any of my posts. wtf are you talking about
>>55792743
>fuck off keith
watch your fuckin mouth buddy guy

[Anonymous No.55792791]

>>55792632
I was bamboozled and thought this was the new thread

[Anonymous No.55792794]

>>55792782
normies will gobble it up. just like normies will pay 60 bucks, just to have the ninja turtles in street fighter 6. or like when the red dead game gets rerelesed on switch and normies will 70 bucks for 15 year old game again. always expect the clown world!

[Anonymous No.55792804]

>>55792794
>or like when the red dead game gets rerelesed on switch

I also own some TTWO
the inevitable GTA6 announcement in coming years should send it flying

[Anonymous No.55792805]

>>55792772
it really does

[Anonymous No.55792809]

>>55792772
Because Euros are fucking poor and need to sell.

[Anonymous No.55792810]

>>55792782
MTG is such a cash cow, it's fucking insane

[Anonymous No.55792812]

Anything good to buy with 1K? I was going to go to defcon, but something came up.

[Anonymous No.55792814]

>>55792804
>nice boots
don't expect that before 2026. i have a feeling it will skip the current console generation. could be a killer seller for the ps6

[Anonymous No.55792822]

>>55792814
>tfw PC master race will probably have to wait until 2027 as usual

[Anonymous No.55792827]

hello

[Anonymous No.55792830]

>>55792822
i was there, when gta5 arrived on ps3 and the multiplayer was not playable for 2 weeks. what a shit show.

[Anonymous No.55792834]

[Anonymous No.55792840]

I will have one SPY stock please, keep the change.

[Anonymous No.55792842]

I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA

[Anonymous No.55792856]

>>55792610
Don't fall for this man's lies.

[Anonymous No.55792859]

>>55792840
cheapskate

[Anonymous No.55792874]

https://youtu.be/Slzv-jODpT4
How much lower will corporate profits do down?

>>55792782
>>55792804
I want the girl in dress to smother my face with her ass and the leather skirt one to step on me!

[Anonymous No.55792876]

>>55791253
>>55792610
I almost put $100 dollars into this shit at like 20 cents and only didn't because my Fidelity wasn't configured for penny stocks
Thank you Fidelity

[Anonymous No.55792880]

https://youtu.be/_12MeY1KUcw
Is this shit real or just some clickbait bullshit?

[Anonymous No.55792884]

QQQ is going under 362 tomorrow. It's going to be a bloodbath.

[Anonymous No.55792888]

Energy chads........... How we feelin?!

[Anonymous No.55792890]

imagine paying $130k for a fucking electric Cadillac escalade, no wonder GM is so shit. How many 100k electric hummers did they actually sell and deliver like 10 of them? lmao

[Anonymous No.55792894]

>>55792880
Idk but I'll post a doom paul for old times sake

[Anonymous No.55792903]

>>55792890
>electric hummer
What now?

[Anonymous No.55792904]

Is the Yen gonna fuck up the US dollar or what

[Anonymous No.55792915]

GRAB YOUR FUCKING CHAIN AND DRAG YOU THROUGH THE BIKE LANE
WHILE EVERYBODY'S LIKE NOOOOOOOOO8axmgvOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55792916]

>>55792890
They're pricing those electric vehicles like there still is a prosperous middle class in the U.S.

[Anonymous No.55792920]

ENVX to $10

[Anonymous No.55792924]

Lol mumu. Lmao even. You were quite cocky when we went 0.00% flat. Quite cocky indeed.

[Anonymous No.55792929]

>>55792827

[Anonymous No.55792935]

>>55792888
why the fuck did you do this to me?

[Anonymous No.55792940]

puke into the close. love to see it.

[Anonymous No.55792943]

>suddenly a bunch of red volume out of nowhere with no associated headlines
lol so fucking gay

[Anonymous No.55792947]

THE TABLES FLIPPED AND NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS BITCH

[Anonymous No.55792949]

Mumu stop it pls

[Anonymous No.55792956]

>>55792943
probably institutions selling speculative shit, so they don't play CPI numbers.

[Anonymous No.55792963]

fucking hell 2nd day with a giga dump this week

[Anonymous No.55792969]

thats it
im shorting overnight

[Anonymous No.55792989]

The average target price for NVDA is $515 or a 20% increase from here. Bears are so fucking dumb if they think that isn't possible by the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.55792997]

>>55792888
XLE chud here feeling pretty good. We're gonna ride out this correction bros.

[Anonymous No.55793000]

Mumus have beheemed themselves into a silence

[Anonymous No.55793001]

QUICK HOW DO I PLAY DISNEY

[Anonymous No.55793005]

>>55793000
cant type too busy buying

[Anonymous No.55793011]

>>55792989
FRONT ROW AT THE MASS GAMES
UNTRACEABLE BY NAME
YOU SPEAK OF US IN CERTAIN CIRCLES
YOU WILL BE DETHRONED OR DETAINED

[Anonymous No.55793012]

>>55792963
Slurping will kick in soon, wait till middle of the month

[Anonymous No.55793021]

this is a bear trap because when CPI comes in below expectations, at 3.1 we'll skyrocket to 460 because its a nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.55793022]

>>55792989

[Anonymous No.55793026]

It moved down another point

[Anonymous No.55793027]

PutsRnotDaWae save me goddamnit!

[Anonymous No.55793031]

You heard it here first: SOXX will crab from here until the 50dma hits the 200dma and then it will moon again, leaving buttroasted bears in its wake

[Anonymous No.55793032]

Hard rejection off if 450 RIP
>Disney is gonna surprise

[HumbleAndHonestBull No.55793037]

>>55792989
Literally going to happen right after they smash the 11B revenue estimate, it will gap up 25%.

[Anonymous No.55793042]

>>55793005
>>55793012
>>55793021

[Anonymous No.55793043]

>>55793026
OH SHIT SHORT FAG INDEX FUTRES

[Anonymous No.55793054]

>>55793021
It'll come in at 3.0 like last month, bobo will be slaughtered

[Anonymous No.55793058]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55793057]

>>55792388
Meta, Microsoft, Apple and Google all have lower P/E ratios and they have a lot more upside and resources.
>>55792451
Is that enough to drag a company that is basically Accenture + legacy technology to an evaluation that high? Riggetti computing is a quantum meme company and its market cap is around 200M. Google and Microsoft who have a more solid business and are into the quantum meme don't have such a retarded price. Is there an actual growth driver at IBM or it is just boomers propping that stock

[Anonymous No.55793066]

>>55793058

[Anonymous No.55793068]

fucking cheated
reeeeeeeee why is my oil stock flat when the rest of the explorers are up

[Anonymous No.55793077]

>>55793058
i've got the monies

bulls are not allowed to cum

[Anonymous No.55793078]

>>55793058
>-1.17%

[Anonymous No.55793084]

>>55793037
Isn't it insane how it's down over 4% today, along with other big semi names, without a single piece of negative information coming out? Faggots are desperate

[Anonymous No.55793092]

>>55793058
slightly red

I like this show, ZOM100 on netflix
very funny

[Anonymous No.55793101]

>>55793058
+0.25 and back in black after selling off some of my successful positions the past few weeks.

[Anonymous No.55793113]

>>55793058
Uh, my covered calls did well today

[Anonymous No.55793121]

>>55793084
> 1 trillion dollar company taking in maybe 16 billion in revenue for 1 quarter. Stop trying to shill anons your bags

[Anonymous No.55793127]

>>55793042
>Oh no inflation went up .1 percent during the summer, we need to crash the markets right now!
bobo pls, if a credit downgrade is worth -1.5 percent on the SPX why would we care about .1 percent inflation gain in july?

[Anonymous No.55793136]

OOF that close tho

[Anonymous No.55793139]

I would like to take a moment to thank the artistic geniuses at Death Grips for giving us the theme music for this economic collapse.

[Anonymous No.55793140]

>>55793058
+1.55%

[Anonymous No.55793142]

Mouseneers disney is getting heemed

[Anonymous No.55793150]

>>55792074
>>55792456
At least you are adding some talk about stocks and analyzing. As I've stated before, this thread is filled with mentally ill sickos, anime fags, and people who post animals. We are all above the age of 25 here. Grow the fuck up and get a hold of your life.
>>55793058
Down 2k

[Anonymous No.55793152]

>>55793058
Fantastic

[Anonymous No.55793154]

>>55793057
IBM has the same market cap than Qualcomm with a smaller business and a much smaller growth potential (Qualcomm can seriously buttfuck Intel and ARM in desktop with its ARM CPUs and it has some growth sectors alredy making bank like automotive and IoT. I seriously don't understand why IBM is so high other than boomers holding the stock out of nostalgia

[Anonymous No.55793158]

>>55793142
M I C K E Y M O U S E

[Anonymous No.55793168]

>>55793058
>-3%
Amazon beat earnings what the fuck is this shit.

[Anonymous No.55793178]

>closed at 0.00%
this market is so fucking boring

[Anonymous No.55793197]

>>55793058
Cash: +$306
Funfolio: +0.65%
Overall: -1.01%

Managed to hold onto my position from -$2.5k at the low point all the way to profit. Dipped out fast the moment I got positive on my $447/$449 spread. I don't want to do that again but profit is profit.

[Anonymous No.55793214]

>>55793058
+57%
was +65% but I gave back a bit trying to long the close. I know nobody will believe me but I was on the right side of leverage for essentially every SPY move today. Kinda in a daze. I'm up almost 4x on the month. I did some analysis on 7/27 price action that has really been a golden goose. I won't say what but if you know you're prob in as much disbelief as I am. If you're trading the same analysis don't forget that it won't last. Going to pay down some debt and keep beating this piñata as long as quarters keep coming out. god speed everyone. I put in a significant but not reckless short at close. 446.67

[Anonymous No.55793215]

>~0.71%

Chyna shitting the bed

[Anonymous No.55793218]

VIX Niggers...
are we every gonna pop again?

[Anonymous No.55793242]

>>55793218
At some point the vol crushers will get hit by the steamroller. Trade is crowded, but who knows how long they have to keep playing musical chairs.

[Anonymous No.55793245]

>>55793057
>>55793154

[Anonymous No.55793249]

>>55793218
what does VVIX say?

[Anonymous No.55793252]

>>55793058
-3.88 gme and bbbyq

[Anonymous No.55793258]

>>55793245
Hot damn these guys make my skills at writing a lot with saying nothing look amateur.

[Anonymous No.55793286]

>>55793218
...is Apu crying because he has no fucking arms?

[Anonymous No.55793287]

>>55793245
I really only respect the nerdy IT guys who do their job and go home to play vidya. Everyone else is so fucking insufferable.

[Anonymous No.55793288]

>>55793252
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.55793318]

>Disney+ subs went down 7.4%
I'm prepping my straw for open tomorrow or maybe i'll way until this mini correction is over.

[Anonymous No.55793365]

Disney Bros. Literally nothing happened

[Anonymous No.55793395]

>>55793214
Does Jim have a new Twitter or is he dead?
>>55793252
What's your portfolio at overall?

[Anonymous No.55793399]

>>55793365
It's down a dollar so far. Maybe it won't crash, but its already at rock bottom so the dipperino will be small.

[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.55793404]

>>55793402

>>55793402

>>55793402

>>55793402

[Anonymous No.55793410]

>>55793404
hi /smg/ - STOCK MARGET GENERAL i'm dad

[Anonymous No.55793416]

>>55793404
...you did that on purpose, didn't you

[Anonymous No.55793419]

>>55793404
You fucked it up.

[Anonymous No.55793421]

>>55793365
Well they lost in every division and lost market share... but they fired a bunch of people so they balanced it out. This is somehow okay and totally not the signs of terrible managment.

[Anonymous No.55793428]

New thread
>>55793422

[Anonymous No.55793440]

>>55793428
Guess we're stuck with the shit bake

[Anonymous No.55793468]

God damn Tesla can you stop shitting the bed.

My portfolio has been fed for the past week

[Anonymous No.55793513]

>>55793395
nothing to write home about, $22.2k as of today

[Anonymous No.55793632]

What are some good AI stocks to invest in? I don’t want to miss the boom.

[Anonymous No.55794044]

>>55794040
>>55794040
>>55794040

[Anonymous No.55794075]

>>55794044
checked, but they're already in this thread
>>55793402

[Anonymous No.55794775]

>>55793000
Checked. Fuck that swedecuck

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