/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55789737]

MAKE A NEW THREAD AT 300 POSTS

Holy shit how are you so bad at this

[Anonymous No.55789755]

>>55789737
first

[Anonymous No.55789765]

its over

[Anonymous No.55789772]

Oil is going to either crab or go down. Dollar is going to go down. China is deflating. US companies are unironically crushing it and bringing in billions every quarter.

When do bears admit they're dumb as fuck?

[Anonymous No.55789784]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55789794]

Natgas <3$, it's over.

[Anonymous No.55789802]

i firmly believe all virgins will make it

[Anonymous No.55789822]

>>55789772
>crushing it and bringing in billions every quarter
this isn't the 80s. They're supposed to do that.

[Anonymous No.55789824]

>>55789737
this thread is low quality because it has no links

[Anonymous No.55789831]

>>55789824
Yeah well you don't get links when you fail to properly bake for like two weeks straight

[Anonymous No.55789832]

>>55789824
this is a sandbox thread, the users have to post their own links

[Anonymous No.55789835]

>>55789824
No patty, no links.

[Anonymous No.55789841]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxCjpEc66Dw

Times have changed,
In the market around the clock,
inflation is all the talk,
think our landing is not so soft,

if today,
any stock they should try to stem,
'stead of landing a multi bag,
the bags would land land on them,

in olden days, a glimpse of options,
were looked on as vile toxins,
but now god knows,
anything goes,
good traders, too, who once knew better plays,
now only use the earnings day,
writing woes,
anything goes

[Anonymous No.55789843]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wQv-DVLeNk

PLTRniggers.... is it over?

[Anonymous No.55789846]

Dividend chads WYA? What did you scoop yesterday? I gobbled up NEP under $49 and O under $59. Projected annual dividend income is almost at $2500

[Anonymous No.55789851]

>>55789835
I need those links to feel good

[Anonymous No.55789853]

>futures red

>>55789737
>MAKE A NEW THREAD AT 300 POSTS
shut the fuck up newfag that's not how it works

[Anonymous No.55789855]

China wants all apps to file business details in an effort to keep checks on the industry. MIIT said that apps without proper filings will be punished after the grace period is over which will end in March 2024. China had taken down tens of thousands of unlicensed games from several app stores in 2020.

[Anonymous No.55789857]

>>55789851
tradingview.com
yahoo.com
google.com
exhentai.com
investopedia.com
finviz.com

there you go dumb fag

[Anonymous No.55789859]

>>55789857
thanks fren I'm better now

[Anonymous No.55789860]

Hondabros we eating good today

[Anonymous No.55789868]

>>55789853
>Bear faggot doesn't understand the rules
Color me shocked

>>55789859
>>55789851
I hope you guys know that girls like this immediately balloon as soon as the internet stops giving them attention, not to mention they're gross already due to unchecked narcissism

[Anonymous No.55789869]

>>55789851
That's lean beaf. I guess that bullfaggot earlier this day wants a beyond meat patty
Can anybody logically explain why deflation is bad.

I just read that the central banks maybe shouldn't raise rates, since the deflation of china could be "imported" into the west.

[Anonymous No.55789878]

>>55789868
Generals have to be posted before page 11, not at the 300th post when you're still on page 1. Once again, shut the fuck up, newfag.

[Anonymous No.55789881]

>>55789878
baby gonna cry?

[Anonymous No.55789883]

Fucking discuss dividends nigger

[Anonymous No.55789886]

OP sucks fat cock

[Anonymous No.55789888]

>>55789878
Brah the rule has been to make a new thread at 300 posts for at least three years. How far underwater are your shorts?

[Anonymous No.55789894]

>>55789868
Retarded newfag

[Anonymous No.55789898]

>>55789888
Wtf do you mean? Do you have floods?

also checked.

[Anonymous No.55789899]

Shorting DIS and PLTR

[Anonymous No.55789902]

Sell BOIL / Natural gas here?

[Anonymous No.55789905]

Fuck it, just sold all the last of my BOIL and everything else, the line and numbers on my HOOD account are no longer in motion. I'm going to read my Holy fuckin' Bible till the next buy in come along. May the LORD GOD Almighty bless and keep you all, Anons, even the niggers, faggots, jews, retards, and jewniggerfagtards among (You).

[Anonymous No.55789907]

>>55789737
>MAKE A NEW THREAD AT 300 POSTS
Janny deletes them. Idk if the retard expects us to wait until the thread is purged or if there's a post count after the bump limit that it thinks we should wait for but it likes to delete the new if someone bakes "too early". (Fuck jannies and fuck juice.)

[Anonymous No.55789923]

>>55789888
No you stupid newfag, you CAN make a new thread at 300, you have to before page 11. Once again shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.55789935]

lmao bears get so salty when you show them d way

[Anonymous No.55789936]

Wtf was looking for monitors.

31 inch FHD, who the fuck buys that? must look horrible

[Anonymous No.55789943]

>He actually baked

[Anonymous No.55789944]

BING BONG BING BONG BING BONG

[Anonymous No.55789947]

>Bears right now
https://youtu.be/-5JF9Gq5tL4

[Anonymous No.55789952]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.55789953]

[Anonymous No.55789954]

Why didn't you tell me to buy BOIL when it was single digits?

[Anonymous No.55789962]

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.55789972]

>>55789952
Nailed it.

[Anonymous No.55789975]

>>55789954
wtf? That's neither Natasha Aughey nor this other.. that one with a romanian or bulgarian name.

[Anonymous No.55789986]

Noooo, not the roblox

[Anonymous No.55790015]

predict market closing level

[Anonymous No.55790027]

>>55790015
4523

>>55789954
Name?


Mumu you can buy now, wtf are you doing?

[Anonymous No.55790030]

Episode 461 of "Greedy Faggot Reactionary Retail Bears Go Short" hmmmm I wonder how this turns out...

[Anonymous No.55790040]

What the fuck was that dip?

[Anonymous No.55790047]

I'LL SELL YOU $100 SHARES @ .05

[Anonymous No.55790049]

War in Africa so we dump.

[Anonymous No.55790058]

>>55790040
see >>55790030

>>55790049
I could not think of a less relevant reason for the US stock market to move, one direction or the other

[Anonymous No.55790062]

>>55790047
Shut up Murry

[Anonymous No.55790065]

NVDAbros...

[Anonymous No.55790076]

Fucking discuss dividend investing niggers

[Anonymous No.55790080]

>>55790058
What if the glowniggers had to cash out for liquidity?

[Anonymous No.55790085]

>>55790076
ELP nigger

[Anonymous No.55790086]

MULN SCHIZO…. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!

[Anonymous No.55790088]

>>55790065
Isn't it interesting how something can get sold off in a straight line down without a single piece of relevant new information? Almost as if a bunch of faggot retail bears are buying puts because......it went up so now it has to go down?

>>55790080
They create the liquidity, they don't need to sell equities to do that

[Anonymous No.55790092]

down we go. you should seriously short semi lads. it's free money

[Anonymous No.55790094]

If you had only $500 to invest in the market right now after you lost over $20,000 by investing into $BBBY, what would you invest in and why?

[Anonymous No.55790101]

>>55790094
TTOO

[Anonymous No.55790104]

>>55790092
Are you shorting because you expect the sector to do worse or......because you're a greedy reactionary faggot?

[Anonymous No.55790106]

>>55790088
fundamental analysis isn't relevant until it is. Then we're suddenly speaking about PE ratio again

[Anonymous No.55790111]

>PepsiCo
Why is it so low?
Seems kinda a good buy at these levels. Great earnings, great guidance, and never-ending normie consoomerism

[Anonymous No.55790115]

Mumu?

[Anonymous No.55790116]

>>55790094
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.55790119]

Sell BOIL all in on KOLD right?

[Anonymous No.55790120]

>>55790116
Based.

[Anonymous No.55790122]

>>55790104
Because I'm a semifag and when I watch the lines being Idle, it means operational cost and no revenue, which doesn't match the growth across the industry being priced in right now.
It does match for AI, but AI is NOT the whole semiconductor industry

[Anonymous No.55790125]

>TLRY
lmao

[Anonymous No.55790129]

>>55790101
>TTOO
Will do. Why?

[Anonymous No.55790131]

>>55790106
I don't give a shit about either of those boomer metrics. The simple fact is that there's no legitimate reason to short companies or sectors that are generating shit tons of business and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future. If someone could give a tangible explanation for why, for example, Nvidia was a bad investment for the long term then sure, I'd short it. But otherwise you're just being retarded.

[Anonymous No.55790140]

>>55789737

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous: >>55786037

[Anonymous No.55790142]

>>55790122
>No revenue
...But these companies are generating billions and billions of dollars every quarter. It's beyond retarded to claim that the world is going to be using LESS semiconductors going forward.

[Anonymous No.55790143]

shit I'm getting crab heemed today

[Anonymous No.55790146]

>>55790119
Why would you risk that? Look at EU natgas, something probably happened.

[Anonymous No.55790147]

>>55790122
Many semis are running at full steam (e.g., ASML, Texas, Broadcom). I would never try to short any of these stable semis. And others like NVDA, Intel, AMD, and so on have retard strength. To be honest, I would never dare to short any US stocks. You guys are too strong

[Anonymous No.55790149]

>lose $50 on KOLD at open
that soured my whole morning, i'm sitting in SOXS the rest of the day
fuck it i'm already up $300

[Anonymous No.55790152]

>>55789824
Link my dick to your ass bitch hahahaha

[Anonymous No.55790164]

>>55790058
>I could not think of a less relevant reason for the US stock market to move, one direction or the other
You know, a few years ago I would agree with you but this is Clown World.

[Anonymous No.55790167]

TSN needs to dump. NOW

[Anonymous No.55790168]

>>55790131
why would you pay something 100$ when you're pretty sure that on the long term, it's only worth 50$ max. it's pure valuation gambling, regardless of the business they're doing. At least you have to recognize that.

[Anonymous No.55790169]

>>55790149
Why would you even buy SOXS? Legitimately asking. I don't understand why anyone would think "oh boy, semiconductor companies are going to to WORSE going forward". Otherwise you're just generating a self-fulfilling prophecy by shorting something just because you think it's up too much, and since there's no real reason to short you're just loading the spring for Big Money to buy the dip you create.

[Anonymous No.55790170]

>>55790146
Fair enough but it’s still correct to sell now, yes?

[Anonymous No.55790174]

Huh...this looks a downturn for the industry. Better make sure I start investing in puts for the next three months

[Anonymous No.55790177]

>>55790169
day trade bro, if it's going up today I buy

[Anonymous No.55790185]

>>55790168
How are you determining that worth? By using economic paradigms contrived before the internet existed? Did you know that p/e ratios have historically been a terrible indicator for how likely it is a stock is overpriced?

>>55790177
The line would just infinitely moon if greedy faggot day traders didn't exist

[Anonymous No.55790186]

>>55790169
Because it used to be $18,000/share. Obviously a buy.

[Anonymous No.55790189]

>>55790101
>>55790116
Thanks for the advice anons. Probably can't do any worse than my portfolio has for the past year.

[Anonymous No.55790192]

>>55790185
>The line would just infinitely moon if greedy faggot day traders didn't exist
to bad bro
now wait till your divies arrive and let the real men make some gains.

[Anonymous No.55790194]

>>55790142
>>55790147
Full steam? maybe financially, but not physically. Full steam was in 2021, there I agree. Most of them are -30% from 2021 revenue and yet have the same value...Something is definitely off.
Micron had NEGATIVE earnings and said they'd only recover in 2025...wake up lads, it's not a V shape recovery as we're seeing in the financial market.

[Anonymous No.55790197]

Abolish the fed IMMEDIATELY.

[Anonymous No.55790206]

>>55790197
Not going to happen in our lifetime.

[Anonymous No.55790207]

Oh thank god, I wasn't scammed out of $300,000

[Anonymous No.55790209]

>>55790189
Once TTOO gets FDA approval expect ~$3/share

[Anonymous No.55790211]

heh

[Anonymous No.55790214]

I put my hand upon your hip

[Anonymous No.55790220]

>>55790169
Somebody is really mad

>>55790170
Don't know, your money.

[Anonymous No.55790223]

>>55790211
84?? how high are we going?

[Anonymous No.55790235]

I'm going out for a bagel, you guys want anything? Don't crash the market while I'm at the delicatessen.

[Anonymous No.55790237]

[Anonymous No.55790241]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55790245]

>Buy RUM stock
>Spent the last 2 months dropping and I've lost $1.20 per
>Announced that their top streamer made $7.5 mil in cash subscriptions
>Announced that they are gonna be the official streamer for the GOP debate

Go up you shit.

[Anonymous No.55790248]

>>55790185
>The line would just infinitely moon if greedy faggot day traders didn't exist
day traders and short sellers keep the market honest.

[Anonymous No.55790251]

>>55790237
>dip [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%20iczyf.mp3].gif

[Anonymous No.55790255]

MPW relief pumped after dumping yesterday but I am not sure I should take a position again.

[Anonymous No.55790264]

>>55790245
>gonna be the official streamer for the GOP debate
why would this matter, trump won’t be there and trump is the nominee
also rumble is gay

[Anonymous No.55790266]

>>55790209
Thanks just went all in

[Anonymous No.55790278]

>>55790251
FIXED

[Anonymous No.55790280]

>>55790223
pragmatically speaking we shouldn't be going anywhere because the oil bears are probably right about a lot of things, but when the global swing producer says they want higher prices, only retards would fight against them. I estimate we are unironically going to make a run for $90 WTI oil.

I am not going to fight momentum, but I am going to dip out at the slightest sign of weakness once my OXY hits $70. It would be excellent to hit $77 because my account would hit a half milly but my investments never hit my price targets (while I am holding them) and I should know better.

[Anonymous No.55790282]

>>55790088
>>55790131
>Noooo line cant go down!!!
Muh nigga get a hold of yourself.
>>55790185
Oh nvm its nvda no news fag at it again carry on.

[Anonymous No.55790284]

>>55790185
I'm using basic economic activity (so what's coming out of the fab), and the forecast of our CFO. There was a few joke about valuation and there are so much AI can impact the whole semi industry. Pic rel was shared during the townhall meeting and the remarks was "we MIGHT see a bottom but there is a lot of risk that the downtrend extend"
So the current price action doesn't match the reality, as simple as that

[Anonymous No.55790286]

I felt like generating a few AI images this morning.
Here are the good ones I got.
The first one is my favorite, but none of these were what I was really hoping for.
Here's the link: https://clipdrop.co/stable-diffusion

[Anonymous No.55790288]

>>55790194
>Most of them are -30% from 2021 revenue
This has to be one of the most disingenuous points of view. It's like Biden saying he "created" all the jobs that came back after the pandemic, because going from forced unemployment back to normal looks like a huge % increase if you're totally fine with ignoring the reality. 2020-2021 are outliers and should not be used to determine whether or not stocks are "overpriced"

>>55790248
They legitimately do not. They make the inevitable growth take unnecessarily longer by getting greedy and speculating, most of the time with leverage so we see these retarded straight-line drops with no equivalently significant new information

[Anonymous No.55790295]

>>55790286
This is your competition

[Anonymous No.55790300]

Dumping NVDA preemptively, cause they guess that estimate will not be beaten

[Anonymous No.55790307]

>buy oil
>ticker doing very well
>look at management and it's all white males
Now it makes sense

[Anonymous No.55790308]

>>55790295

[Anonymous No.55790313]

>>55790282
So you're actually totally fine with stable, useful companies getting sold off 2%+ without any actual relevant information to back up the trade? I guarantee you get fleeced on the daily lol

[Anonymous No.55790315]

>>55790288
see >>55790284
My point is: it's not gonna be a V shape recovery like we're seeing on the market. it will take longer and that's not priced in

[Anonymous No.55790316]

>>55790266
Well. You won’t be rich, but at least you’ll recoup your losses from the BBBY debacl, hopefully. Unless they do pump back to $350. Then you’ll be rich

[Anonymous No.55790321]

>>55790235
Porkroll egg and cheese on an everything please.

[Anonymous No.55790326]

gm

[Anonymous No.55790331]

>>55790235
Boston cream donut, if you don’t mind.

[Anonymous No.55790332]

>>55790307
>Chad McDonald
>Oliphint
What is that name? Oliphint.

[Anonymous No.55790335]

>>55790313
>
>LINE ONLY GO IN THE DIRECTION I WANT

[Anonymous No.55790337]

>>55790235
Plain bagel, toasted, with plain cream cheese, with lox
Yeah, my tastes in bagels is as boring as my taste in ETFs and my taste in women

[Anonymous No.55790339]

Made $240 scalping spy calls first time it tested 448.
Done until closing time.

[Anonymous No.55790342]

ASMB guyyyyyy when moon?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.55790347]

>>55790332
Norman or Scottish in origin it seems from quick google search.

[Anonymous No.55790348]

>>55790332
It’s a very large land mammal, with a trunk and big ears, with tusks.

[Anonymous No.55790357]

>>55790347
>>55790348
Oliphant yes, but phint is weird.

[Anonymous No.55790360]

>>55790332
Clearly a Lord of the Rings fan

[Anonymous No.55790368]

>>55790335
It's not even about that. I would feel the same if I didn't have skin in the game. It never surprises me that the people who freak out about muh inflation and muh Ukraine and muh Evergrande and muh debt ceiling are also the ones who are totally fine with shortsighted, cynical plays that literally work against them in the long term. Shorting your own economy is beyond retarded.

[Anonymous No.55790374]

>>55790342
Anon, that biopenny is dead. ASMB lady has been shilling for years now.

[Anonymous No.55790376]

>>55790339
very based

[Anonymous No.55790377]

>>55790313
Nvda no news anon, I am still not sure after all this time if you are one of the best trolls to ever grace smg or the biggest retard to ever use a phone browser.

[Anonymous No.55790380]

Not looking good lads

[Anonymous No.55790383]

>>55790342
>>55790374
oh know know know know

[Anonymous No.55790388]

destroy all market makers. everyone, sell everything and put your money into high yield savings for a few years instead, or in a shoebox under your twin bed. put those faggots in the poor house.

[Anonymous No.55790391]

>>55790360
>posting a LOTR webm without any business/finance captions

[Anonymous No.55790393]

>>55790380
You can lead a mumu to water but you can't make them drink.

[Anonymous No.55790392]

>>55790368
>Shorting your own economy is beyond retarded
I play with CFD and Options. My money doesn't matter. I just profit off of it.

[Anonymous No.55790396]

>>55790383
loooool. This is the lottery ticket ticker huh. Hope for a random breakout and pray it doesn't keep ticking down to the point where it gets unlisted or they go bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.55790397]

>>55790377
Won't actually address the content of what I'm saying - just like a faggot bear

[Anonymous No.55790399]

Look at PLTR. I’m gonna cum

[Anonymous No.55790404]

>>55790368
shorting is as retarded as propping up fake numbers for valuation. Hence: shorting makes sense when seeing a retarded valuation.

[Anonymous No.55790410]

>>55790393
Why do you post this shit? The chart isn't even up to date

[Anonymous No.55790414]

>>55790383
>>55790396
nothing wrong with some exposure to the lottery, plus his waifus are above average

[Anonymous No.55790417]

>>55790284
To me it looks like the bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.55790423]

>>55790410
All roads leads to spy 200

[Anonymous No.55790432]

>>55790423
>all roads lead to SPY 2,000

[Anonymous No.55790434]

Bobros.. UVXYtrader is laughing at us again

[Anonymous No.55790436]

Who else making some retarded plays with autistically connected correlations and research? Plz reply need ideas

[Anonymous No.55790439]

>>55790432
Oh shit are we Scullyposting?

[Anonymous No.55790452]

>There are people that think semis will ever be bearish ever again
Not selling my NVDA shares until they hit $1000 by EOY. The amount of money the US is putting into tech ever since the printer was engaged is insane. The rightful tech-king is coming back

[Anonymous No.55790453]

>>55790436
Look into market movement and lunar cycles. Also Hebrew holidays.

>>55790439
Always.

[Anonymous No.55790459]

>>55790436
Disneys earning will be reported today after the market closes. They’ve lost a lot of money this year.

[Anonymous No.55790465]

Got my $900 from EDD in the mail, what am I aping in, bros?

[Anonymous No.55790467]

>>55790453
I thought we are posting hot girls (with muscles)

[Anonymous No.55790471]

>>55790423
120

[Anonymous No.55790478]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUHlD_8AMSs

gogogogogo MP make the move to 23.50 already

[Anonymous No.55790487]

>>55790453
Do people really find this rectangle face attractive?? Mid as fuck

[Anonymous No.55790497]

Everyday now, mumu sees a small rally, especially after close in futures, comes into /smg/, claiming victory, trying to shit on bobo, "see!! we're up 0.5% by 10pm!! you lost bobo!!"
every day, then it sells off.
by doing it this way, they are able to get you to stay long, and not sell. why sell if the market is going up?
by doing it this way, they are able to get you to close your shorts, as you get scared that the market is rallying.
they are able to shake out the weak bobo hands, and keep in the mumus.
you keep falling for it, over, and over, and over.
we aren't even in September yet, anons. Lol.
Get out. Get out now. Don't let them keep tricking you.
>but, but, we could rally! my position could rally +5% and then I could get out with a minor loss!
Yeah, it could - and then it'll dump 20% after that - are you willing to pick up a penny in front of a steamroller?
Don't chase losses. Cut losses. Let winners run.

[Anonymous No.55790501]

>>55790453
who is this ugly man?

[Anonymous No.55790502]

I say the crab is just market maker preparation for the green infinity pump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55790512]

>>55790417
Again, it might be true or not. You can bet it is, and then indeed, go all in in soxl. To me, it seems that the market went ahead of itself and already assumed that the bottom is in and that we'll go full steam in a few month.
I don't share that view, hence I am short until we're reaching a more reasonable growth expectation.

[Anonymous No.55790516]

>>55789737
>Holy shit how are you so bad at this
>no links

[Anonymous No.55790525]

OUCHIIIIIIIIIIE

[Anonymous No.55790527]

>>55790487
>>55790501
opinion disregarded

[Anonymous No.55790528]

Anyone playing tarkov wipe

[Anonymous No.55790529]

>>55790497
Wassup bitch I'm up 130% this year after ignoring all the posts just like this from last year. Every fucking day you idiots unironically call for the end of the global economy lol

>>55790512
So you and others are short.....which causes the prices to come down....which causes institutional buyers to buy more because they're legitimately long. It's just such a stupid self-fulfilling prophecy

[Anonymous No.55790538]

>>55790487
>>55790501
Y'all niggas gay

[Anonymous No.55790541]

>>55790528
Did they fix all of the cheating?

[Anonymous No.55790549]

>Stock down 4%
>Literally, unironically, absolutely zero negative information
I mean, short if you want lol. Anyone with half a brain is buying the irrational dip you're creating.

[Anonymous No.55790551]

>>55790529
Everybody here is +100%. Magically.

[Anonymous No.55790558]

cash gang being comfy

[Anonymous No.55790578]

>>55790541
cheating in multiplayer FPS games will never be solved, the genre is going to die gracefully. or maybe we double luck out and a company like Waldo Vision goes public with a technology that actually works

[Anonymous No.55790594]

>>55790307
Why is brit jensen the only that can make a decision ? I just see this in his face. Is all or just most of the shaft of this company ?

[Anonymous No.55790603]

>>55790551
It's not magic lol, it's not being a dumb faggot with the mentality of a 14 year old. None of the FUD from 2022 came true and yet bears are still trying to short everything to death. Desperate. Sad. Lmao.

>>55790578
>>55790541
Game developers will never fix cheating, they have no incentive. They make mountains of money one way or the other.

[Anonymous No.55790604]

>>55790529
Dude, I won't be short long term, otherwise I would start looking for another job. I want to see matching growth again, then I'm back to long. I'm just being critical of my own industry vs what the market is telling, that's all

[Anonymous No.55790605]

MOVE FUCKER STOP BARCODING

[Anonymous No.55790611]

>>55790578
Yes, but the amount of cheating in Tarkov makes it virtually unplayable. There is at least one cheater in every lobby. I’d like to see them at least reduce the amount of cheaters, but they won’t do that.

[Anonymous No.55790626]

STOP FUCKING SELLING

[Anonymous No.55790629]

>>55790528
Has that fat fuck Nikita actually fixed all the problems with the game or is he still being a fat incompetent fuck who adds useless bullshit and endlessly sucks steamer cock?

I hope he goes broke and some actually competent non-slav company makes a better tarkov.

[Anonymous No.55790634]

>>55790611
that's what i mean anon, that number will only increase as players that refuse to cheat slowly quit, and those that dont quit start to cheat. CSGO is at a cheater every game in MM, thats out of 10 players only lol.

and then every cucked gamer is always like "no i had 300 games with no cheaters" but they're retards cause they think cheaters HAVE to be at the top of the board.
>>55790603
what this guy said, actually i think they make more money off cheaters cause they have to re-purchase product

[Anonymous No.55790637]

>>55790626
No

[Anonymous No.55790638]

did you solded?

[Anonymous No.55790644]

>>55790638
i got stoppeded yesterday

[Anonymous No.55790648]

>>55790638
no?

[Anonymous No.55790649]

>>55790638
I never even boughted

[Anonymous No.55790650]

The finance sector decided to ACK! the whole market after Moodys gave them a downgrade. lol, LAMO even.

[Anonymous No.55790663]

is it lunch yet?

[Anonymous No.55790666]

Should I get more Texas Instruments or double down in Qualcomm?

[Anonymous No.55790676]

capitulation just happened, we go higher from here

[Anonymous No.55790677]

Any guesses on where the bottom is on PLTR?

[Anonymous No.55790680]

Jesus Christ were the bears right?

[Anonymous No.55790683]

>>55790638
Cashed out my BA this morning.

[Anonymous No.55790684]

SELL NOW, SELL EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.55790685]

Man, these 0DTE SPY options are spooky as fuck.

[Anonymous No.55790691]

it's time to buy you dimwits

[Anonymous No.55790695]

>>55790638
no, i am buying the dip

[Anonymous No.55790698]

>>55790666
Qualcomm is looking real tasty. But with ARM IPO soon I don't know...

[Anonymous No.55790701]

>>55790605
based
post more crab webm

[Anonymous No.55790704]

>>55790680
we've been going up 5 months now

[Anonymous No.55790703]

>>55790691
>buying the top
classic /biz/

[Anonymous No.55790708]

One more day before CPIs start heeming the market again as banks learn the party is truly over. I actually don't think this one will do much, but the one's after are one big yowza waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.55790711]

>>55790677
-10

[Anonymous No.55790725]

Well, I guess my energy positions are saving my ass today, but what's happening?

[Anonymous No.55790738]

mood
RIP PLTR

[Anonymous No.55790742]

>>55790708
lol holy SHIT I cannot believe we're back to people freaking out about CPI reports! Hahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.55790750]

>>55790695
buy strength after the dip anon

[Anonymous No.55790754]

neodymium prices still flat, gonna move sharp in either direction.
more na vs china FUD
production started, shipments moving by EOY

yeeeeuuup i may be canadian but I trust my american big bros to help us squash this manufacturing problem and MP is part of the jigsaw

[Anonymous No.55790756]

>>55790738

[Anonymous No.55790760]

>>55790725
Bidenomics

[Anonymous No.55790769]

>>55790629
They should go public so we can short

[Anonymous No.55790771]

>>55790725
saving your ass? My asshole just delivered the tsar bomb to my toilet and stopped it up. I'm talking about a payload as thick around as my wrist and coiled. We talking no tp and it still stopped it up.

[Anonymous No.55790783]

>>55790725
The last two days have been the financial market realizing that China's actually really slowing down and there's a short-term panic selloff as a result.

[Anonymous No.55790792]

>>55790771
based

[Anonymous No.55790798]

OIL? OIL.

[Anonymous No.55790800]

>>55790783
No one gives a fuck about China, this is institutional money taking advantage of retail faggots going short. Remember last year when China was also somehow a reason for the stock market shitting its pants? I member

[Anonymous No.55790801]

>>55790742
lol holy SHIT I cannot believe we're back to people freaking out about no news! Hahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.55790802]

>>55790792
I quite literally need a bioshit to save my asshole. No more spicy food in the future without chewing through a whole head of cabbage.

[Anonymous No.55790803]

>>55790756
le resistance

[Anonymous No.55790806]

Is it really this easy? This is literally what I make in two weeks waging

[Anonymous No.55790809]

>>55790803

[Anonymous No.55790814]

>>55790806
yes, you will be rich enough to quit your job soon

[Anonymous No.55790816]

>>55790800
my theory is its summer vacation faggotry by the big boys

[Anonymous No.55790824]

Anybody else here bought teekay tankers?

[Anonymous No.55790825]

>>55790806
well done, the difference is you can also lose what you make in 2 weeks just as easily

[Anonymous No.55790828]

>>55790802
ive seen ASMB and ENLV shilled here, proceed with caution as I know nothing about either really

[Anonymous No.55790830]

>>55790801
>I'm totally fine with the economy shedding billions of dollars for no apparent reason!
Seriously?

>>55790816
Hedge funds are net long now, that's the news from this morning. Retail bears are so fucking dumb it's unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.55790832]

>>55790806

[Anonymous No.55790833]

we are going to rebound hard in the afternoon don't worry bullbros

[Anonymous No.55790834]

let's go for new weekly low boys

[Anonymous No.55790836]

If we keep drilling like this then the summer bull run will really be over

[Anonymous No.55790838]

imagine reading this tape and thinking we're bullish

[Anonymous No.55790839]

the black swans are flying

[Anonymous No.55790849]

Why has ASML dropped? Isn't basically a monopoly that controls the most important technology for the global economy?

[Anonymous No.55790850]

>>55790830
I actually do not care. I'm not US. Go crash with your fake market, ponzi scheme.

[Anonymous No.55790854]

>>55789737
I bought a call, you're welcome guys.

[Anonymous No.55790853]

>>55790838
new baggies same as the old baggies

[Anonymous No.55790855]

Can't stop laughing at the fact that people were unironically bullish UPST

[Anonymous No.55790857]

>>55790849
Retard

[Anonymous No.55790858]

>>55790830
>Retail bears are so fucking dumb it's unbelievable.
>>says the perma-mumu providing all the exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.55790862]

Sometimes when i wake up in the morning i come here first before checking the markets and try to guess what's happening based on the posts. I did that today. The posts appear to indicate a flat-ish day. Am i correct? ...

Wow no. Deep red. How come you no panic, /smg/? There is a shortage of bobos and pink wojacks.

[Anonymous No.55790868]

>>55790857
No you

[Anonymous No.55790871]

>>55790838
The fuck is this, the retard index?

[Anonymous No.55790879]

>>55790862
Partialism has fried everyones brains ITT.
I'm just here to watch you lose your life savings at this point. In a pile of cash.

[Anonymous No.55790883]

>>55790858
Seriously what the fuck is this attitude? I'm up big time after inversing you faggots last year. I just cannot fucking believe that we're back to "market takes a complete dump for literally no good reason". What a coincidence, right after a bunch of reactionary bears show up and start shorting spooky headlines.

>>55790850
>I don't care that the market makes huge moves for literally no apparent reason
That's the dumbest shit in the world anon

[Anonymous No.55790888]

>>55790871
earnings arbitrage

[Anonymous No.55790891]

>>55790871
return to mean

[Anonymous No.55790892]

test

[Anonymous No.55790905]

im tempted to search for my next play.

i have to learn the conditions to stay away from the market oo

[Anonymous No.55790906]

Fuck this I'm down in everything except my indexed ETFs I'm just going to let bergstein handle my money

[Anonymous No.55790908]

>50% of the us debt expires and need to be refinanced within 5 years
well that's a terrible time for the interest rates to be so high

[Anonymous No.55790914]

>>55790857
Any none retarded opinion on ASML? With the new German factory the stock should be bullish

[Anonymous No.55790924]

>>55790883
>dump for literally no good reason
There’s been a plenty of reasons in the last 2 weeks that should have provided a a massive correction or outright crash. Algos keep the market alive so big money has time to exit their positions. If you seriously, genuinely believe this market should be on an upward trend with the current, and immediate future, of the US and world economy, you’re a delusional retard.

[Anonymous No.55790929]

>>55790832
options scare me, I've seen countless WSB posts of people losing their shirt overnight
>>55790814
if I can do this well at least twice a month I can actually sustain myself, it's crazy to even imagine

[Anonymous No.55790930]

Is 16/share a good buy in on SOXL? Just set my limit order to buy more if it goes that low.

[Anonymous No.55790936]

>>55790883
>I don't care that the market makes huge moves for literally no apparent reason
I truly do not. Just down.

[Anonymous No.55790940]

>>55790914
Yeah, in like 3 years. not in 3 months. if you can weather the crazy valuation, it might eventually be right in the longterm. Do you know how long it takes to build a fab?

[Anonymous No.55790942]

>>55790924
lmao do you really think the Fitch downgrade is a legitimate reason? Christ man get a grip. Also Big Money is BUYING you fucking dunce, hedges are net long for the first time in a year.

[Anonymous No.55790943]

Why did none of you congratulate me?

[Anonymous No.55790946]

How are you guys doing this year so far? I'm down $2000 dollars after taxes haha.

[Anonymous No.55790949]

>>55790924
Inflation is good for stocks

[Anonymous No.55790951]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRYD38_uIGE
>song begins playing
>tickers fly past your minds eye
>getting faster and faster
>1:05 timestamp hits
>suddenly some of the tickers start hitting you in the face violently exploding
>you try your best to dodge them all, looking like rubber johnny in the process
>but there's too many tickers
>the final ticker hits you dealing the fatal blow

which ticker was it for you guys? for me it was mara

[Anonymous No.55790952]

>>55790943
Nobody likes a braggard, anon.

[Anonymous No.55790964]

>>55790942
>hedges
>net long
>HEDGES

[Anonymous No.55790965]

>>55790943
Congrats my nigga. What did you short?

[Anonymous No.55790971]

>>55790892

[Anonymous No.55790976]

>>55790832
What the hell were you in on?

[Anonymous No.55790978]

>>55790929
>options scare me,

as they should.

>Only 5% of F&O traders will make money.

so 95% lose money on futures and options. dont do it anon.

[Anonymous No.55790985]

>>55790978
This. Every single time I’ve traded options I’ve lost money. Without fail.

[Anonymous No.55790986]

>>55790971
this looks like bait to get more attention, it worked. thanks for the anecdotal headsup

[Anonymous No.55790987]

>>55790964
>the weekly momentum on funds' S&P 500 futures positioning is the most bullish since December 2021

https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/fund-capitulation-record-short-us-equity-bet-pays-off-2023-08-08/

Ur dumb

[Anonymous No.55790990]

>>55790976
Put on PLTR and DIS

[Anonymous No.55790994]

It's our time now

[Anonymous No.55791001]

>>55790971
Big if true.

[Anonymous No.55791005]

>>55790965
QQQ

[Anonymous No.55791007]

>>55790502
WHO?

[Anonymous No.55791008]

>>55790971
well im glad I'm 40% long term tips but this still feels like a larp

[Anonymous No.55791011]

>>55790986
>>55790971
I have never experienced this before in 15 years on 4chan, not once
Each time I would try to post it, it would say "Post submitted!" and then nothing would show up. I tried incognito, I tried two different browsers, I tried from my phone cellular.
Part of me thinks that it was a spam filter thing, but normally it will say "The system thinks your post is spam"
It doesn't tell you it posted it, and then not show up. Maybe there's still stuff going on from when 4chan was down a few days ago or something.

[Anonymous No.55791018]

>>55790987
Right before the pump in may 2023 they also were the most SHORT since 2008 or 2011, can't remember which. So?

[Anonymous No.55791019]

>>55790990
Oh based as hell

[Anonymous No.55791021]

>>55790978
>>55790985
you're better off going to the casino than playing with options, you'll have more fun and actually win more money

[Anonymous No.55791037]

I am officially out. It is time for us Mumus to hibernate until October. Unless it really looks like we're gonna slip into a recession in early 2024 in which case I'll see you all in 2025.

[Anonymous No.55791046]

As a dividend investor, my portfolio is green

[Anonymous No.55791053]

>>55791037
Prudent risk management

[Anonymous No.55791055]

>>55790971
Wow I can't tell you how many retards said the same shit in 2020 and 2021 and 2022. Broken clock twice a day etc etc

[Anonymous No.55791058]

>>55791046
Based
What's your favorite divy stocks

[Anonymous No.55791059]

thats the stuff i'm shorting the s&p before lunch.

[Anonymous No.55791060]

>>55791046
if you want to be the divi king and a racist buy NGE

[Anonymous No.55791066]

CPI isn't until tomorrow but we had a volume sell at Euro closing hours and then continued. I wonder if anything got leaked.

[Anonymous No.55791068]

It’s over

[Anonymous No.55791070]

RIP Charlie Sheen

[Anonymous No.55791073]

>>55791066
Nothing to leak. CPI is gonna accelerate again because of the 0% prints rolling off from last year.

[Anonymous No.55791078]

>>55791021
i'm having fun anon, leave me alone

[Anonymous No.55791085]

>>55789737
Sqqq chads eating good.

I am currently getting fucked on Tesla

[Anonymous No.55791095]

>>55791066
the only reason cpi is as low as it is is because the government keeps dumping the strategic reserves

we're pumped $33 billion worth of oil back into the market to artificially keep it low

[Anonymous No.55791109]

>>55791073
you mean pic related? I don't really understand but yeah

[Anonymous No.55791114]

>>55791095
Stfu Bidenomics just works.

[Anonymous No.55791115]

>>55790879
Dude woah your like the joker burning the mountain of casherinos. So based

[Anonymous No.55791125]

>>55791109
Seeing such a huge decline in inflation and still somehow trying to spin it negatively is absolute mouthbreather beahavior. inb4 the numbers are cooked - that's the fucking point

[Anonymous No.55791143]

>>55791114
>>55791095
shitposting aside to put that in perspective we used 21 million barrels per day

we're thrown in a free 200 days worth of oil consumption back into our market

[Anonymous No.55791147]

>>55791058
My core is SCHD but my favorite is O. 104 straight quarters of raising their dividend

[Anonymous No.55791151]

Basf will double
Bayer will double
Qualcomm is a steal
Amazon will be worth 2T before EOY

[Anonymous No.55791155]

SPY IS ALMOST DOWN A WHOLE PERCENT!!!!!!!! RING THE BELL

[Anonymous No.55791157]

>>55791109
>CPI headline is 12 month average
>Last year there were multiple 0% prints
>these 0% prints have helped suppress the 12 month inflation average to 3%
>0% rolls off, gets replaced with a .4%
>Inflation accelerates again
>In addition categories like energy are no longer seeing price reductions of 10% or more each month
>Instead energy costs have started to solidify even in spite of "recession concerns"

[Anonymous No.55791162]

>>55791125
kneegrow inflation had to go down from 9% last year and now those super high prints are rolling off that's the only reason they could claim they were beating inflation... Now smaller CPI numbers for the back half of the year it will make inflation start to take off again in the cooked numbers which is exactly what that chart is saying.

[Anonymous No.55791171]

you will get your oil and green energy from canada, sorry about that eh

[Anonymous No.55791176]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.55791181]

>>55791151
BASF, BAYER, both -10%

>>55791143
I know, this is the only thing that saved the inflation dilemma. It wasn't the rates. And it will be what will heem the CPI tomorrow and next months.

[Anonymous No.55791185]

>>55791171
We will seed a color revolution in Canada and then appropriate the oil in Alberta.

[Anonymous No.55791188]

>>55791147
If you feel like gambling look into yieldmax ETFs.

.83 cent dividends from TSLY and NVDY. Tsly is at its low right now

[Anonymous No.55791192]

>>55791162
Do you hear how retarded that is?

[Anonymous No.55791194]

>efficient market theory

[Anonymous No.55791201]

>>55791171
cielo gonna print with all those currywops printing liquid gold for him
>>55791188
just buy NGE. 15% yield and betting on emerging markets with a significant oil industry. Though its probably going to go on sale when they invade NGE.

[Anonymous No.55791202]

>>55791192

[Anonymous No.55791205]

>>55791192
>doesn't understand inflation

[Anonymous No.55791210]

im going to store to looks for cheapies

[Anonymous No.55791212]

>>55791202
You're saying that inflation, which you can clearly see is coming down, is actually going up?

[Anonymous No.55791214]

>>55791212
It will go up

[Anonymous No.55791217]

Lost $2000 today, brehs....

[Anonymous No.55791219]

>>55791212
>which you can clearly see is coming down
Your meme chart does not reflect what I physically see every day.

[Anonymous No.55791230]

>>55791217
nancy bros... how could this happen?

[Anonymous No.55791232]

>>55791210
all cheapies are locked behind rewards accounts these days

[FRESH No.55791236]

>>55791231
>>55791231
>>55791231

[Anonymous No.55791240]

>>55791212
>its coming down
why yes and the stock market only every goes up

[Anonymous No.55791246]

Buy NVIDIA! they said
It's guaranteed growth! they said

[Anonymous No.55791262]

>>55791078

[Anonymous No.55791264]

NVDA 350 EOM

[Anonymous No.55791271]

AAAHHH AAHHH AAAHHH

[Anonymous No.55791561]

-26%
FTC solar bros, can we even recover ?

[Anonymous No.55791739]

>>55790946
This has been my worst year since my first one.

[Anonymous No.55791777]

>>55791011
There is sometimes a bug when you post with quick reply window. You post, it goes, but then post doesn't show. When this has happened to me in past it worked if i used the main post window at top of page.

[Anonymous No.55792049]

>>55791777
I tried that too (and in the other browsers as well)
Not sure why - it would post anything else that I wrote with text, just not that paragraph
Maybe a 4chanX issue