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We're going to stealth launch in 1hr.
TG : @ DOGE69_ERC

>> No.55788848

>>55788840
This is a safe for work board, dipshit. Nobody wants to look at that crone.

>> No.55788857

>>55788840
Every new derivative reinforces the relevance of the only true, the people's BITCOIN

>> No.55788871

>>55788840
69 was already used. The opposite of ten or 01 should have been used since - 10 was used already. Fuckin noobs man

>> No.55788873

>>55788840
How do I get it when it drops op?

>> No.55788879

>>55788871
Thats my zodiac sign, cancer shit. Thats how I know I have to get some

>> No.55788926

Lold at $Doge

>> No.55788931

I'll ape

>> No.55788945

>>55788840
I've been making money on almost every one of these. I love this shit man.

>> No.55789045

Based it's ready

>> No.55789076

ok this is the next 10000x top 10 coin

>> No.55789104

WE'RE MOOOOONING!!!!!!! THIS IS IT!!!!!!!!! FINALLY WE FOUND THE COIN!!!!!!!!! WAGMI!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRY HURRY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.55789121

BUY SIGNAL. It's so obvious that this is how the golden bull run begins, with this coin. We are unequivocally BACK!

>> No.55789158
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>>55789121
im thinking of doubling my bags mate

>> No.55789159
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55789159

I can't believe we're actually back. Thanks HermioneGrangerHillaryClintonTails69INU!

>> No.55789169

totally organic responses itt

>> No.55789179
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OOOOHHHH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA. IT'S AMAZING AAAAAAAAAA.

>> No.55789186
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>>55788840
https://www.dextools.io/app/en/ether/pair-explorer/0x54833CEacb4695768F6AA9e6e2f62FA9e31F16Ac

>> No.55789187

let's go nigger I'm selling my house and taking out a second mortgage so I can ape it all into this for an easy 10000x as soon as I can. on the phone with my bank right now, PLEASE DON'T BUY TOO MUCH BEFORE I'M READY!!! THIS IS IT!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK I WISH MY BANK WOULD HURRY UP! I NEED TO GET THIS ASAP!!

>> No.55789198

OOOOOOOOOMG MY GOD HOW DID THEY MAKE THIS?????? THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE CRYPTO COIN YET. I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS!!! HOW DID THEY MAKE THIS ONE SO GOOD. OOOH SHIT THIS ONE HAS NEW TECHNOLOGY THAT WILL ACTUALLY BE EXTREMELY USEFUL!!! WTFFF WOWWW HOW DID THEY DO THIS OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!

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>>55788840
GIVE ME THE MONEY YOU STUPID BITCH! I NEED MORE HERMIONEGRANGERHILLARYCLINTONTAILS69INU NOW! THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPURTUNITY!

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>>55789076
Totally

>> No.55789214

I'ma be honest witcha, I ain't never seen no technology like this in a crypto before. I couldn't tell you how they made this one so good and way better than the others, but it is. By far.

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>>55788840
WEBSITE IS UP!

http://doge.broker/

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>>55789223
HOLY

FUCKING


BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.55789260

>>55788840
>http://doge.broker/
>'Once upon a time, in a fantastical world where magic and technology coexisted, four unlikely companions found themselves drawn together by fate. Hermione Granger, a brilliant young witch from the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and Hillary Clinton, a wise and experienced stateswoman from the world of politics, met with Tails, the gifted fox mechanic from the Sonic universe, and INU, a mysterious and powerful dog-like creature with abilities beyond comprehension.'
fuck off

>> No.55789266

I was here...

>> No.55789280

this is amazing how did they make this I'm instantly rich

>> No.55789289

if you fall for the third world bot posts ITT i feel sorry for you

>> No.55789306

>14 buys
Lol

>> No.55789334

this is everything that's wrong with crypto

>> No.55789338

oh my freakin gosh how you find these moon shots so early ser?

>> No.55789359

Yup, I'm thinking I'm gonna ape.

>> No.55789382

>3.7K mc
>19% sell tax
>10% buy tax
what tf kind of idiot do you take me for lol, lmao even

>> No.55789392

>>55788840
BUY SIGNAL

>> No.55789416

Oh my gosh, sers, the Ganges outside my house if filling up with flowing milky and honey because I bought the coin. My villages are fed for all time. I'm never selling the 69inu coins, sers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.55789424

we're fucking mooning

>> No.55789435

This is unironically the most fun I've had on the internet in awhile.

>> No.55789491

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.55789507 [DELETED] 

What address?, where to buy, what???
I cant talk to you on telegram simply based on "@ DOGE69_ERC"
I dont even know what is happening.

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>>55788840
Very good project ser. 1000x.

>> No.55789517

omg it's mooning

>> No.55789522

>>55789507
http://doge.broker/

>> No.55789523

>>55789507
CHECK doge.broker SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HURRYYYY BUY BUY BUYY

>> No.55789525

>>55789507
contract address is 0x54833ceacb4695768f6aa9e6e2f62fa9e31f16ac

>> No.55789543

WAGMI IT'S POOMPING NEXT BITCOIN NEXT SAFEMOON NEXT PEPE NEXT SHIB NEXT LINK

>> No.55789562

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92ydUdqWE1g
thread theme

>> No.55789603

yo I'm finna buy this coin

>> No.55789620

OK I'M GOING TO SLEEP - DON'T DUMP! WHEN I WAKE UP I'LL BE RICH!

>> No.55789622

Hey guys, I tried to buy some and I think I did but when I go into the transaction history it just says "smart contract signed". It still shows my ETH balance exactly the same. Did I do it right? The transaction was super complicated, it kept saying "intrinsic gas too low" so I just kept pressing up on random numbers until it went up. Did I do it right? Any help would be really appreciated, this metamask shit is so much more complicated than it has to be

>> No.55789642

>>55789622
You have to go to uniswap and paste the contract address in, then swap eth for it. Make your slippage 20% or something.

>> No.55789661

>>55789622
go to https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap, paste in the contract and swap

>> No.55789663

>>55789622
go here https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap > connect wallet > put 0x54833CEacb4695768F6AA9e6e2f62FA9e31F16Ac

>> No.55789671
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>>55789642
I just kept increasing the numbers until it went through, it started out at almost zero. This transaction isnt going to be stuck in limbo forever is it?

>> No.55789684

>>55789661
>>55789663
I asked earlier and nobody mentioned this method. Is it too late to try this?

>> No.55789685

>>55789622
Yeah, what everyone else said, but you can put the contract on dextools too and see your transaction below the chart along with all the other buys and sells.

>> No.55789688

>>55789622
the absolute state of niggers falling for the jeet scammers

>> No.55789690

>>55789671
It should just set the gas for you automatically now, make sure you don't have any pending transactions.

>> No.55789691

>>55789685
I have no idea what you just said

>> No.55789696

>>55789684
its still very early stage. wait burger wake up and this shit will go crazy

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>>55789210
reporded

>> No.55789699

>>55789690
There are no other pending transactions, this coin is literally the only reason I set this shit up

>> No.55789704

>>55789688
The same kind of shit happened day 1 of Shib bro... With fudders like you shitting on it at the very bottom while newfags who couldn't even figure out how to buy at first got some and became rich. This is the next Shib.

>> No.55789710

>>55788840
>posted 2 hours 30 minutes ago

TOO LATE western ytoid FAGGOTS

Get ready to get rugpulled in one hour

>> No.55789713

>>55789696
No, I mean us it too late to cancel that contract and do a different one?

>> No.55789714

>>55789691
https://www.dextools.io/app/en/ether/pair-explorer/0xc539b52232fb376505e5d1168297c2858088b9f2
go here, you'll see what I mean. And this is of course an unapologetic ponzi scheme. It's fun trust me.

>> No.55789717

>>55789699
Cancel the transaction and try again on Uniswap.

>> No.55789725

>>55789685
Also, I dont want to do a "contract". I just want to swap some eth for this coin. How do I avoid doing this smart contract nonsense?

>> No.55789747

already up 2x kek get fucked fuddies

>> No.55789751

>>55789717
Its not giving an option to cancel it.. Should I just move the funds to a different wallet or something? Can they be canceled? I appreciate yall helping me, I know Im asking a bunch of questions that probably seem stupid to you guys. I do appreciate your help

>> No.55789761

>>55789725
The "contract" is just the name of the contract address, because the coin is made using a smart contract, that's like the code that makes it work. So you need that.

>> No.55789762

>>55789751
move your fund to another wallet and just buy it from uniswap

>> No.55789769

This is a scam (obviously), they've modified the sell tax to 98% lol

>> No.55789771

>>55789751
What does it show under activity on Metamask?

>> No.55789776

>>55789769
Kek
Goes immediately to Pajeet slurpfund

>> No.55789786

NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.55789787

>>55789769
>>55789769
nice try at fudding lmao

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>>55789787
At least the buy tax is only 1% now, that's a steal

>> No.55789808

>>55789787
They actually changed it, FUCK!

>> No.55789815
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Image related and not enough liquidity
What is this nonsense?

>>55789769

>> No.55789816
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55789816

>>55789771

>> No.55789818

>>55789815
Fuck it we got jeeted

>> No.55789826

>>55789815
what the fuck you buying? ca is 0x54833CEacb4695768F6AA9e6e2f62FA9e31F16Ac

>> No.55789834

>>55789826
Yeah but don't buy that shit now you can't sell

>> No.55789848

>>55788840
98% sell tax

>> No.55789854

What a fucking faggot

>> No.55789877

>>55788840
Damn, well I only lost forty bucks. I ain't even mad.

>> No.55789897

You can't buy shit right now, it's all scams. Don't even try to buy any new shit.

>> No.55789915

>>55789897
Lesson learned I guess. Don't buy shitcoins at launch. I've made enough money from hpos10 derivatives that it's no big deal luckily.

>> No.55789924
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Decided to just abandon ship and swap my eth back into xrp. Fuck eth and fuck everyone who uses it. Now Im even having trouble getting out of this fucking bullshit scamcoin. Im gonna open a 20 year bottle of wine when all you ethereum faggots get arrested

>> No.55789960

I only got 40 bucks to last until friday now you pieces of fucking shit with your stupid fucking "gas" fees. More like jeet fees.

>> No.55789969

>stealth launch
Kek

Two words that screams jeet

>> No.55789974
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55789974

Here was the sign.

>> No.55789985

>>55789974
ahh yes it was that and not the 20 jeet spam threads which all appeared at the same time with 1pbtid replies screaming BUY BUY BUY WAGMI SIRS?

>> No.55789997

I am an ObaMasonic dev and I can confirm this JeetLARP has nothing to do with us

Vote Vivek Ramaswarmy 2024

>> No.55790010

I demand compensation

>> No.55790026

>>55789704
>The same kind of shit happened day 1 of Shib bro... With fudders like you shitting on it at the very bottom while newfags who couldn't even figure out how to buy at first got some and became rich. This is the next Shib.
>>55790010
>I demand compensation
you deserve nothing but death subhuman

>> No.55790028

>>55789985
Lol I was one of them. It was actually an organic joke.

>> No.55790033

>>55790028
>i was shilling unregistered securities and giving illegal financial advice and admit to doing so publicly on the internet for all glowie agencies to see my admission
ngmi

>> No.55790036

>>55790026
Lol it was a joke, this could have kept running but everyone who does this shit is way too fuckin retarded

>> No.55790038

>>55790033
Ahhh but agent, it was ironic you see!