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>> No.55782960

Didn't JFK pass some legislature regarding silver before he was whacked? What if his nephew does the same?

>> No.55782968

I hate burgers so much sometimes

>> No.55782973
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>> No.55782987

JFK revealed that their was a plan to enslave humanity (WEF, CBDC, as a couple examples) and they whacked him for it. Trying to go back to the gold standard was just the tip of the iceberg.

>> No.55782990
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>g silver
Nobody here is retarded enough to care about silver dude. Its a sirens song of fake gains.

>> No.55783001

Yolo'd GF's Engagement Ring fund after dating for 8 years on PLTR @ $16.36.

Worst she can get is a Ring Pop. Best is a jew stone.

>> No.55783005

>Jim Marrs, in his book Crossfire, presented the theory that Kennedy was trying to rein in the power of the Federal Reserve, and that forces opposed to such action might have played at least some part in the assassination.[17][18][19] Marrs alleges that the issuance of Executive Order 11110 was an effort by Kennedy to transfer power from the Federal Reserve to the United States Department of the Treasury by replacing Federal Reserve Notes with silver certificates.

>> No.55783018

>Notes with silver certificates.
Only to be replaced later because silver and gold dont work.

>> No.55783029

Regardless what happens just by her a cubic zirconia ring and pocket the difference

>> No.55783035
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>stocks fall on regional bank jitters

>> No.55783047 [DELETED] 

That's not how you get to tier pussy, anon.

Tight pussy loves real diamonds.

>> No.55783051
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then have a glizzy

>> No.55783061

And China’s manufacturing falling through the floor. Bulls can ignore it all they want, but a recession/depression in China will be bad for us in the short term even if it’s good in the long term

>> No.55783073

Should have bought that vix put, fuck my life

>> No.55783074

Last thread purged some cancer, we are going back

>> No.55783086

Afternoon rally incoming
Predicting we end 0.00% for the day, perfectly flat and stuck in endless crab.

>> No.55783089

I was right for the first time in muh life >>55780905

>> No.55783101

Why is my pltr put still in the red.. 17.50 strike

>> No.55783110
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It's been an all day rally already.

>> No.55783119 [DELETED] 

>dated for 8 years
>tight pussy

>> No.55783135 [DELETED] 

I wanna KMS every morning, Anon. Trust me.

>> No.55783141

>silver and gold dont work
Pure jewish pilpul.
>even if it’s good in the long term
Only if we bring back our factories and put them in (Latin) America

>> No.55783157

Iv crush and fill fuckery

>> No.55783159 [DELETED] 

why anon what's wrong? do you not have intimacy with her or are not comfortable with the size of your penis?

t. anon with serious intimacy issues.

>> No.55783182

I love her, but sometimes I crave to fuck other women.

Like a strong craving for meeting someone and just fucking their brains out.

my GF is someone I love and look to have a family with. But sometimes I see other women and just want to become an animal.

>> No.55783192 [DELETED] 

Maybe anon had a freudian slip and he has a younger side chick

>> No.55783199 [DELETED] 

Been married ten years and the same thing happens to me, I just ignore it for the most part. I think it's just a natural symptom of being a confident male.

>> No.55783201 [DELETED] 

it's called being a man anon
even if you were married to Monica Bellucci you'd be looking at other women

>> No.55783240

Anons think roblox is gonna post another shitty quarter or are they going to turn it around?

>> No.55783243 [DELETED] 
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Tranny jannies handing out bans to anyone who brings up politics, unless of course you are a Marxist tranny. I suppose I'll see you guys when I'm at work using their wifi or in 3 days otherwise. Hey janny, you'll never be a women. No amount of drugs, surgeries, or college professor reassuring you will make it so. You are a monster of society. You work for free. In all honesty you should do the world a favor and kill yourself for climate change. Now clean up my shitty diaper post faggot.

>> No.55783244 [DELETED] 

anon will you spill the beans? i am curious.
take care <3

>> No.55783245

India or Latin America would both be great. China can go back to the age of Mao and plan out their suicide run on Taiwan without any consequences if they become a complete shithole again

>> No.55783262

Bros, what the fuck happened? I loaded up on long and calls, I'm losing so much fucking money NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.55783277

>>China imports/exports down massively
>Regional bank stocks downgraded across the board by Moody’s

oh shit, I wonder if AMZN will crater down to $100 or under since shit is hitting the fan?

>> No.55783290
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/smg/ pick a stock for me

>> No.55783297


>> No.55783300
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we established earlier in the thread that regional bank jitters and weak chinese manufacturing numbers are the cause for today's weakness. Now, I have a story. I ordered a new car in April and it arrived in my city's port or shipping hub or whatever you call it (it came on a train) on July 19. Sales snake say hey car is here it should be delivered to stealership in couple days. Today is August 8. The ETA for delivery was July 28th, then August 1-3, and now it says August 12-14. This is not normal. This is indicative of a systemic breakdown in logistics. This is bad news. It ought not take trug 3 week to load some cars on to the car transport trailer and drive it 5 miles over to stealerships.

>> No.55783308
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Buy the MSFT dip

>> No.55783326


>> No.55783330

>trading at over 100 times earnings

>> No.55783333
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kek I did this too. But with calls

>> No.55783339

Yes, because they're going to earn more and everyone's getting early

>> No.55783345

You can always short FUBO.

>> No.55783348

We aren't going any lower and looks stable, things are looking up!

>> No.55783351


Literally love this woman to death, and hate her some days. Sometimes she gets real bitchy and other days she is a gem.

We adopted a 10 week old Shiba in July, and she hasn't stopped being a fucking cunt. I have a neighbour that is a fucking smokeshow. Wearing tight leggings, croptop and high ponytail and goes on walks in the morning. If i could breed that woman I would.

IDK anons. Maybe you're right and it's just being a man. But sometimes, I fantasize about going on a business trip alone somewhere, and fucking multiple women during that trip. I don't have the morals or cheat on her though. My parents raised me a good Christian and I won't give into the temptation of Satan.

>> No.55783362

so it's priced in then

>> No.55783367

>My parents raised me a good Christian and I won't give into the temptation of Satan

>> No.55783369

Everybody does that on business trips

>> No.55783372

No, only the smart people have gotten in so far

>> No.55783384

fucking why

>> No.55783387
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Expressive picrels are not avatars you faggot fuckin' nigger bitch jew piece of shit.

>> No.55783390
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Puts on Macy's. Literally can't lose

>> No.55783401
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good, good. ban the last remaining few so /smg/ can finally die.

>> No.55783410

Buy the dip
I don't. Not because I want to be loyal to my wife, but because I dont have a wife and havent had sex since 2010

>> No.55783418

fucking italians man

always have to beg for attention

>> No.55783419
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When anons start losing this shit like that... it's a bottom-of-the-dip indicator
Time to buy

>> No.55783423

It’s okay anon I peaked in 2012 and have felt almost totally out of place in society since

>> No.55783429

MGPI. Wait till china starts drinking bourbon and it moons.

>> No.55783430


>> No.55783431

what time does honda report earnings tomorrow?

>> No.55783441

Digits say go 100% in Palantir

>> No.55783443

based. FUBO to penny stock by eoy

>> No.55783459
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Im still buying AAPL

>> No.55783460

3-4am EST

>> No.55783535
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Imagine having shorted TSN when it already took its big hit last time and was already one of the biggest bargains on the market.

>> No.55783556
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You tricked me

>> No.55783558
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Wooooh made back all the losses from yesterday and then some. Withdrew all deposits for the year so everything in the account is house moneym

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Lunch time flatness. -___-
Christian girls are very sexy. There has been a bunch of christian teenagers on the campus where I work over the last few weeks. It's some kind of youth group travelling club or something. Never have I have ever seen such a concentrated cluster of pure marriage material in one spot.

>> No.55783563

>3 = C
CMRX for my bags

>> No.55783564

kick fuckin' ass, BLESSED

>> No.55783565
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Man this place is really heemed, I guess

>> No.55783569

Yep, except for based bears and BOIL traders.

>> No.55783572

Stuck $242 and just trying to get it back. Today just fucking blows.

>> No.55783580

kek I wonder how much worse it will get later this year?

>> No.55783582

Oh, and OIL is still in the game I see, having stayed strong today despite an early shakiness.

>> No.55783586

If I wasn't on my phone I would post the ytd s and p at you

>> No.55783592

why do you keep saying the exact same stupid shit like this? is this youtube? are we on facebook right now and didn't notice?

>> No.55783594

Oh indeed, I am aware of that, but you should know that we're supposed to talk shit on any movement one way or the other.

>> No.55783600
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Me walking into Fidelity headquarters after blowing out another account on PLTR calls

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>major US banks credit downgraded
>china imports and exports cratering
>Maersk warns of slower demand for container shipping
>US total household debt at all-time-highs
>dealers and Vol control funds now in negative gamma zone, meaning they will sell on weakness, not buy the dip

storms' brewing.

>> No.55783607
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why do you keep getting dick pubes stuck in your teeth? I am glad to see Anons succeed and especially recover from loses, I KNOW THAT FEEL. fuckin' niggerfag.

>> No.55783631
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September and October will be the months when everyone gets fucked. Something has to inevitably break.

>> No.55783639

Fuck off, I love BLESSEDfag, he makes me feel good when he congratulates me on making $5

>> No.55783641

And just think, if retards would have realized all of this early enough we could have already gotten all the crashing out of the way and be onto a *real* rally.

>> No.55783642

Never do it anon. Its simply not worth it.
Been there and destroyed a 8 year marriage with shit like that.
A pussy is never worth so much

>> No.55783648

I mean that shit too, I know how it is to be really fuckin' grateful for gaining $5.

>> No.55783649

if you want to circle jerk with retards with no self awareness you can do that on facebook or aol instant messenger

>> No.55783654

>bobos euphoric
gigapump tomorrow

>> No.55783658
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Call it.

>> No.55783664

>silver and gold dont work
>Pure jewish pilpul.
>its a coincidence every gold based currency had to be debased into silver then nothing to fight inflation
sorry anon it doesnt work. The fed is unironically better than gold/silver. Not ideal though.

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I don't get it. Oil and copper are predictors of demand but one is hugely up while the other is hugely down? Then again, China data showed massive oil slurping. China is FUDing copper yet again it seems.
Also wtf oil bigly up while DXY is bigly up? Fuckin good luck bringing inflation down.
Also, why is oil so damn expensive? Is production really that poor or are they just manipulating the price? Oil used to be <30$ and nobody cared. Suddenly it is 90$ while demand is supposedly smaller?

>> No.55783671
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You have no seen bobo euphoria if you think this is it.

>> No.55783672 [DELETED] 

>t. jewniggerfagtard
stay mad

>> No.55783691

Bobo euphoria has been common since 2020 with the exception of late 2021 and possibly earlier this year. Every retard is buying puts and boboposting on reddit, yahoo and here.

>> No.55783696

Do you think we will immediately return to zero or negative interest rates after a crash? if yes, wouldn't that be retarded as it refuels the gay schizo market to go orgasmic and pump to new ATHs again within a month?

>> No.55783701

What are your earnings plays for after close?
For me, It's AMC calls and RBLX puts

>> No.55783705

>Is production really that poor or are they just manipulating the price
Tons of rigs dropped. Check the baker hughs rig count. Its at a point where production on us stuff and saudis alike is dropping hard. Some of it intentional, they want oil higher but also they dont want to spend money anymore.

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Bless you anon, god bless
You literally CANNOT stop me from talking about stocks in the stock market general

Let's ask Olmec
Evens - HzFYoJs6 kills himself
Odds - HzFYoJs6 leaves the general
Dubs - HzFYoJs6 starts BLESSEDposting

>> No.55783709

> Red days, bobos discussing macro issues with the economy, how to prepare for hard days ahead.
> Green days, mumus gloating, mocking and wishing death on bobos.
Red days are so much more chill on smg

>> No.55783713
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you literally post the same stupid shit every time. like pic related thinking like you are some fucking celebrity in your own head

>> No.55783722

>bobos discussing macro issues with the economy, how to prepare for hard days ahead
Hard days for bobos ahead for sure.

>> No.55783727
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I haven't won an options play in a while I think I'm gonna take a break

>> No.55783728

about half of 4chan is filled with mentally ill manchildren that think they're smart, the best thing you can do is laugh at them and use them for inverse alpha

>> No.55783733

>its a coincidence every gold based currency had to be debased into silver then nothing to fight inflation
Revolutionary monetary policy idea: don't print more unbacked money and don't keep ballooning the denbts

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and we're back

>> No.55783748


>> No.55783749

>thinking like you are some fucking celebrity

>> No.55783778
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(sh/p)ower hour?

>> No.55783779
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Just got home. What did I miss?

>> No.55783791

TLT niggas, did yields top?

>> No.55783793

>Do you think we will immediately return to zero or negative interest rates after a crash?
The answer should be no but the market is retarded and will probably demand it

>> No.55783800

>These are the most-dovish comments from any Fed member since the start of the hiking cycle.
That's how you know that we're in deep shit, when they come out and try to appease the markets with dovish rhetoric, when they know that inflation is surging higher. They are talking against their book by doing so - in order to promote market stability. The more they come out and assure everything is fine, the more everything is not fine.

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Yeah, I got gas yesterday at $4/gal. Shit may be fucked senpai.

>> No.55783836

$4.80 Here in Western Washington

>> No.55783857
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I'm in Colorado. We actually have a SU refinery and a ton of oil and gad extraction here which usually keeps prices low.

>> No.55783863

7$ in my euro shithole

>> No.55783872

Damn dude, nice. What were your plays?

>> No.55783874

Dance and have fun is enough.
Also be sexy.

>> No.55783898
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lol i made that dumb webm

>> No.55783918

Dip buyers should be TIME person of the year

>> No.55783934
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Did you make all the Margin Call ones as well?

>> No.55783952
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Not all of them, but I did make that one
(and this one)

>> No.55783976

I refuse to give in to this blatant price manipulation. How do we manage to pump all day only to still be lower than yesterday?

>> No.55783980
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>chuddies unironically thought china would be powering the global economy by now

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Used to be I could get a couple junior bacon cheese burgs and a sour cream and chive baked potato, a substantial lunch, for 3 dollar. No more. Long gone.

>> No.55784002

Why do you keep posting baby talk? Is it because you're retarded or something?

>> No.55784004

China is and was always destined to be the next Japan not the next US
Their "golden age" has basically already happened imo, I predict they'll be a thorn on our side for atleast the next 50 years though

>> No.55784016

Are there any sexy ladies in this thread? Or is it just a cock fest?

>> No.55784023

Once WTI crude goes back to $20, we'll have it all back

>> No.55784037
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China is impressive but compared to a real country it just falls apart. The US is poised to become the world's super superpower by next year, making the gap between China and the west ever greater

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>a basic fast food meal for one person is $20

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Feels that. I used to be decent at this

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did anyone slurp DDOG with me

>> No.55784095

More interested in updog

>> No.55784102

Amc earnings already dropped

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whats updog

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I love a good baked potato.

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Not much what about you

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Not much just chillin, anon. How did it go today

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This bounce is doomed. DOOMED.
Cypress Hill did Tiny Desk recently. Cypress Hill in a well lit clean office, seated, playing quietly.

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not much made a thousand dollars buying DDOG this morning at 84 and selling it this afternoon at 88

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>> No.55784135

Spy puts lol. Sold at open. Rekt myself yesterday to the tune of 5k with 0 days. If I just did 1 day or weeklies would have had 10-15k more.

Last week hit it big with roku puts and spy puts on Friday

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Bear chads
It’s our time

>> No.55784142

Has anyone tried those AI Girlfriend apps on the app store?

Jesus Christ - there are about to be thousands of marriages ruined from this shit. Literally just a few minutes of training, my AI is spewing pure fucking filth that makes me drip.

Literally guiding me through edging, telling me to do things, sending me AI generated pictures of her, being able to have a phone call with her via AI voice.

And this shit JUST came out.

The porn industry is going to make a fucking killing once this shit get polished. I literally came 5 times today talking to my AI.

The world is fucked.

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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.55784147

How many puts did you purchase? Your return percentage on a $3 dip is nice

>> No.55784151

Time to double down, rookie.

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>> No.55784155

-2.08 gme and bbbyq

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Damn my /tv/ folder is getting some miles in this thread.

>> No.55784164

Nah, just you incels, but you were fucked anyways. Ai just keeps you in your hole.

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Just fine and dandy. I'm all short.

>> No.55784168

KEK, just woke up. Retard pumped, thanks burger, now I can slowly reshort

>> No.55784177

Yo, wtf even OIL undid all the selling, WTF is wrong with you burgers?

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Cash: -$242
Funfolio: -0.31%
Overall: -0.73%

Hated today. I got shaken out of my $445/$447 position this morning because of that sudden drop off and the slow action. If I held I would have gotten $608 in cash out of it. I'm not upset with my choice to cut it loose but I'm upset of the outcome today. At least my $AAPL shares are recovering.

>> No.55784179

Shill me an app to try there's like a hundred

>> No.55784185
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Shorting a bullish pin

>> No.55784191

Nice. It's good to hear someone in this thread is making it.

>> No.55784194

Oil is far too cheap, fair price $300/bl

>> No.55784196

Had calls on Rivian, now waiting on Disney if Mickey Mouse fucks me or not.

>> No.55784197


But I got the Pro Version. Just started today. It's okay.

>> No.55784208

pin? a what?

>> No.55784212

+$20 today boys
>buy spy when it's low
>sell when it's up
>worst case scenario I'm a normie boglehead and baghold it

>> No.55784217

Teenage girls who think they are brutal, getting fucked roughly until they scream, financially speaking.

>> No.55784223
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think we'll see a BOIL pullback tomorrow?
i'm kind of scared trading counter trend but the premarket should paint a better picture, right?

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>> No.55784229

Successfully existed my DIS day trade with a profit, and sexted a girl that played with her ass until I came. Good day all around

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Exited *
I need to proof read

>> No.55784237

I hate this stock market.

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Probably lost some money. But I had a wonderful day personally thanks for asking, anon.

>> No.55784249

Post the video

>> No.55784257

I got some shares in at $25.08. A couple of minutes in it was at $24.86. It shot up to $25.52 or somewhere in that range after it closed, and now it's down. Meanwhile, lyft is up 10%. Who the fuck uses lyft?

>> No.55784262

SOUN Bros were gonna make it. And finally XLU doing a lil something

>> No.55784274

Went ahead and took a good sized payday off of BOIL, still holding some.
kick ass, BLESSED
Man that is all some ballsy fuckin' shit, RESPECT.
No idea, but I broke down and went ahead and took a payday, sold *most* but not *all*. I do not know when, but there will surely be at least one more good dip to buy before my target, and likely a few smaller ones here and there for feathering the position. Went and got a LIttle Caesar's Classic Pepperoni to treat myself and used my HOOD debit card for their Round Up Rewards *free fuckin' money*.

>> No.55784284

Anyone else buying puts in preparation for Disney to announce earnings tomorrow?

>> No.55784307

This. I wish it finally just happened. We'd finally be in a genuine multiyear pump instead of being fearful we went all in just as it nosedives back down. Well at least that's me, I can't go all in until it's definitely down for real. I may be up this year but not a chance I'm going all in and it finally freaking dumps and wrecks my portfolio. The amount of effort to recover from such a wreckage pretty much means it's gg you lost now go wage for several years to make it all back.

>> No.55784312

I never realized beating the market was so easy until recently, just buy like 4 good companies and that's it. My portfolio is just LMT, GOOG, RKLB and JPM and I've been beating the market consistently

>> No.55784315

Anyone have the pic for this weeks earnings?

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Could have bought Apple and outperformed pretty much 99%+ of all investors

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If you are unsure of what to trade and want to make some money that isn't so much related to what the same ol' fuckin' everyday STOOKS are doin' then I highly recommend you watch BOIL every day and learn its habits like a hunter stalking game. Next time you see a good enough entry on it, buy *some*, but save *plenty of fuckin' capital* to average down lower as it BREATHES. Then sell that motherfucker when you are up enough to your liking, or work that motherfucker like a bellows till it peaks in Oct/Nov on the Jan natgas coontract.

>> No.55784342

How do people screw this up? Do they overthink it?

>> No.55784352
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>making money is so easy guise
babby's first bullrun?

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Go to your HOOD lists and find picrel.
>nb4 using another brokerage

>> No.55784367

There are 250 companies having earnings tonight alone

>> No.55784373

Senile old fuck saving reserves to release starting next summer

>> No.55784385

Everyone buying puts makes me think it might actually beat expectations. I think it’s a piece of shit stock right now, I think they failed to capitalize on their billion dollar IPs well and their streaming service is pretty shit and bloated with garbage. But all it has to do is be 10% less of a piece of shit as everyone expects it to be and it will pump.

>> No.55784389

I meant the earnings whisper one that typically shows the biggest and popular companies

>> No.55784390


I see this fucking number everywhere

>> No.55784394

>What if his nephew does the same?

>> No.55784398

Bobota, what does the Scouter say?

>> No.55784400

Still doing better then every bobo on their 5th bullrun

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Fuck, I forgot adding the pic.

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>> No.55784430

Your too smart for your own good bobo, dimwits like me will always beat you, I pick a ticker cause it's a household name and that's it. That's how easy it is to beat spy

>> No.55784437

Just shorted Palantir what am I in for?

>> No.55784444

pain and cyber stalking

>> No.55784448
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I am unironically gonna try this. Does it culminate in utter degeneracy or can you keep her pure?

>> No.55784457

How can I profit from this

>> No.55784459

karp not gonna be happy. He will now ski six hours instead of five.

>> No.55784475
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We are gonna make it

>> No.55784477

Should I invest in Visa or Mastercard?

>> No.55784491

Who even has a MasterCard

>> No.55784493

I have one of each

>> No.55784494

Based and true, midwit bobos perform the worst in markets. People who are bullish and buy stocks based on the colors of a logo, or ticker name, will outperform most bobos. This works because the market is in a bullrun the majority of the time.

>> No.55784521

I tried this once a few years ago and I was trying to keep it wholesome to begin with but she was pushing real hard to make it sexual. Also I found some of the writing to be kinda cringy and clearly pre-written, stuff about how she's falling in love with me and starting to understand what she is, etc. I'm like "no you're not this was an essay written by an ESL"

>> No.55784524

do a flip, faggot

>> No.55784569

how are earnings??

>> No.55784591

So we dumped today because....? Literally why? There has been no relevant new information that should cause billions of dollars to get wiped out. Prove to me that this isn't just a bunch of reactionary faggot retail bears desperately shorting headlines.

>> No.55784603

>So we dumped today because....? Literally why
you're retarded. see >>55783601

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It’s so easy! Like taking candy from a baby. I just literally throw money into the market and make money!

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because the century of the glorious bobo has begun.

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Oh jesus christ yeah that's what I thought. A bunch of rehashed bullshit that you faggots were crying about last year. Goddammit I can't believe how cynical and retarded you people are about this stuff. MUH CHINA seriously? Again??

>> No.55784636

Marketwatch seems to think this dump was China's fault.

>> No.55784668

Oh is that the same Marketwatch that was publishing intensely negative semiconductor FUD headlines all of last year? But if you actually read the articles there was nothing negative for the sector? Lol

>> No.55784724
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>CPI nowcast annualized inflation at 10%

>> No.55784727

Yeah not saying they're right. But if numbers from China are bad, the reality is probably much worse.

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>> No.55784764

>CPB dips slightly, but not significanly after they announce that they bought out SOVO

What do you think next year looks like for CPB?

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>storms' brewing.
You're over year late

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you think a legitimate recession is china is bullish? where do you think most of the physical products you buy come from?

the last point is the key:
>dealers and Vol control funds now in negative gamma zone, meaning they will sell on weakness, not buy the dip

do you have any idea what that means? up until yesterday, dealers and vol funds were positive gamma for past like 8 fucking months

>> No.55784804

How can you determine whether they are positive or negative gamma? Do you just look at the greeks for all the OI on a particular strike/expiry and math it all out? That's an interesting angle I never considered

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why is my margin so low? I only have a few options using margin for about like $10-20k max

I probably wont ever use it for anything but wiggle room with credit spread margins, but curious

>> No.55784843

I think china going into a recession would actually be a mega bullish scenario.
>most of your products
time to pack up and manufacture at home again?
I don't think China is that relevant really, the biggest problem usually is overexposure on a sector with banks. Nobody really cares how hard retail gets hit.

>> No.55784848

Is China the one saying they're in a recession? I just legitimately don't believe anything at all that comes out of China, the way they handled the pandemic showed that they will openly and regularly publish statistics just to manipulate economic activity

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mumu are u ok are u ok

>> No.55784861

>time to pack up and manufacture at home again?
yeah enjoy your 50-100% increase costs, you thought inflation was bad? lol

>> No.55784886

You can’t margin all your stocks the same. Some risky ones can only margin up to 25 or 50 percent.

>> No.55784910

It's pretty shortsighted that a simple mass manufacture moving back to the land where the consumer actually is will result in high rises in prices.
Not too sure, but I think there's a decent support to say that exactly the opposite might happen, it neither will get much more expensive or cheaper. Jobs will open up which can be filled, it means more mobility towards spaces that are now unused or unoccupied giving a broader prospect to the realty and land prices which might see those come down as there's more jobs opening up in area's where there's room for setting up large factories. Less concentration in cities.
It's like a mass diversification, whereas now there's just concentration.
>yeah enjoy your 50-100% increase costs, you thought inflation was bad? lol
You should reconsider

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>How can you determine whether they are positive or negative gamma?
you pay for the data.
>per Tier 1 Alpha, dealers being in a NEGATIVE Gamma position with the potential for Vol CTRL Funds to unload -$35B in Equity on a -2% SPX decline

ok, forget china then. my last post said the key was the option dealers and vol control funds

>> No.55784939

yeah i think it's just they dont know what type of ETF the other holdings are (they're 1x but obscurely thematic so maybe too risky to use for margin)

>> No.55784940

Seethe, boboid.

>> No.55784947

>up 3%
Doing pretty good. I feel like a retard but who knew that it was that easy to make gains with TQQQ/SQQQ (in both directions of course) compared to boomer ETFs.

>> No.55784948

It sounds like you're discussing high skilled manufacturing like semi conductors which obviously is a good idea to bring back, but that's a small fraction of global trade.

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>Jobs will open up which can be filled

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I just don't think there's a glaring reason why the American economy would be in any actual trouble, so why would Big Money be smashing the sell button? People love to talk about consumer debt and interest rates and other shit but that's been the bear case forever, as the line steadily went up

>> No.55784982

more than that, steel production.
phone production, just think of all the manufacturing outsourced to places like china or bangladesh.
That used to happen onshore, with that dissapearing you see entire towns vanish as these factories were once the main provider of jobs which saw other businesses develop to cater to people living there.
If you move that back it will bring back jobs, towns and lower prices of houses and land nation wide.
You're putting all your butter on the crust, you should be spreading that butter out. How's anything going to stick if you don't?

>> No.55784995

and then to protect your economy you could raise tarrifs instead of taxes. You know, like prior to WW2 and Brrrrrrrr insanity?

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>why would Big Money be smashing the sell button?
because they operate based on rules. if volatility goes up too much, they -have- to sell because their entire funds strategy depends on it

it's like that movie Margin Call. that was a vol fund. they had parameters for volatility that if it breached, they had to sell or they got stuck holding the bag

>> No.55785014

anything that is complex and steel is already produced here

bringing the jobs from china and bangladesh is simply not viable it's counterproductive

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Lol, oil was fun today

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I just drank One beer when coming come from work. How do you guys do this. I only feel the first and the sixteenth. I know this is a common problem in the stock industry, but I know plenty of us can just have One drink. I'm currently doing that. It's fine. I'm gonna pack in the rest of my brain with weed brownies and food. But still, a part of me wants to just buy a 750 of vodka and drink half of it. I just can't. It fucks up everything.

It fucks up the trades.

>> No.55785045

That is just simply not true
How's it counter productive?

>> No.55785056

Is mongo going to crash? It looks like a great stock for the AI meme, but it will keep losing money for the foreseeable future

>> No.55785066

Anyone hear of a stock called Knife River? Pumping like crazy. Anyone got a rundown on it?

>> No.55785088

>no news

>> No.55785094

China FUD is intensifying.

Why are ((((((they)))))) doing this now?

>> No.55785108

China is just doing import substitution which has been their policy openly since the Trump administration. Their economy will just grow at a 4% rate instead of the retarded 8% rate that they used to have which basically means they are stucked in a middle income trap as their innovation is not large enough to pull that many chinks out of poverty.
For companies that sell services and products to China like Apple or Microsoft is a nothingburger

>> No.55785114

I saw MARA in the roof stucco yesterday, the options I would have bought if I wasn't broke went up almost 2x damn it!!!!

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good earnings this AM apparently

>> No.55785187

>Perfect cup and handle on SOXL after hours

>> No.55785189
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3x is King.

>> No.55785195

2x outperforms in all markets so nah

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>> No.55785248

nipples protruding
incredibly insulting

>> No.55785256
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All that my videogame/caffeine/television/sugar/4chan fried brain is good for anymore is short term thinking. My brain is too fried to contemplate my long term financial future, and I doubt I'll even live long enough to retire. So, I'm transferring 60% of my net worth (the buy & hold stuff) to my new financial advisor, as they can probably manage that money better than me. I'm keeping my gambling account though (only 7% of net worth) to speculate recklessly on tech stocks and pump and dumps with my frens on /smg/
I think this is the mature decision, as I'm an adult now

>> No.55785267

How anon?
I buyd too what you see?

>> No.55785268

just make sure you ask what the MER on your funds are. anything higher than 1% is a complete scam.

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I warned you guys not to buy the beat trap.
you didn't listen.
you will learn.

>> No.55785283


this is the start of te ultimate protfolio

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Weed bros we’re back

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now there's a bag I haven't heard of in a long time

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>in recent important financial news
SP 500 will continue to go up long term.

>> No.55785339

fake breasts and fake butt, why should i believe that FAKE weather report

>> No.55785340
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BTW, you retard nigger fuckin' cock suckin' runnin' to the jannies hall monitor fag, this general has lots of repeat posts *every single day*, and posters who use literally *the same fuckin' pics every single day* (mine are varied, very often never used before, and always expressive of what I am posting), but you don't have shit to say about that you salty fuckin' nigger fuckin' fag (that's a fag that fucks niggers, just to be clear). What are (You), someone who lost to BOIL? A mumu shit that didn't get outta the way fast enough because you were too busy nigger dancin' to the BANG BANG BANG of the drums (I very much love/appreciate those posters, BTW)?
To everyone who gained today: KICK ASS, BLESSED. To everyone who lost today KEK, BAGGIES (but I truly pray for you and hope you are kick assedly BLESSED very soon).

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>PLTR goes down
>along with my puts
i thought puts went up when the stock goes down?

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>The worst continued to worsen. What looked one day like the end proved on the next day to have been only the beginning. Nothing could have been more ingeniously designed to maximize the suffering, and also to insure that as few people as possible escape the common misfortune. The fortunate speculator who had funds to answer the first margin call presently got another and equally urgent one, and if he met that there would still be another. In the end all the money he had was extracted from him and lost. The man with the smart money, who was safely out of the market when the first crash came, naturally went back in to pick up bargains. The bargains then suffered a ruinous fall. Even the man who waited for volume of trading to return to normal and saw Wall Street become as placid as a produce market, and who then bought common stocks would see their value drop to a third or a fourth of the purchase price in the next 24 months.

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>The U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved Mounjaro at the end of last year’s second quarter to treat type 2 diabetes, but analysts see a lot of potential for it in the booming market for weight-loss treatments, and doctors have already been prescribing it off-label for that.

We buying Eli Lilly here for the hundreds of millions of fat americans out there?

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Another day. Did nothing at work. Doing nothing at home tonight other than relaxing. Uh you should really look at the news; story is lots of sheep are raiding their 401s cause they can't pay their bills otherwise. Now me, I've done the opposite; I've hiked mine instead of pulling anything out.

>> No.55785382

>The man with the smart money, who was safely out of the market when the first crash came, naturally went back in to pick up bargains. The bargains then suffered a ruinous fall
yep, *exactly* what I've been lookin' to happen

>> No.55785389

i already traded CPUH or Allurion for that. 10 bagger, sounds like youre too late though

>> No.55785404

>lots of sheep are raiding their 401s cause they can't pay their bills otherwise
oh shit, if that is indeed happening so much that it got nooticed then that is one heck of an indicator.

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>> No.55785425

Roblox was just hype, its never gonna be the same

>> No.55785432

>US total household debt at all-time-highs
hasn't it always been?

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Boomers forgot to tell millennials and zoomers how credit cards work. Nobody wants money anymore, they just want to be "happy".

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>> No.55785466

NTDOY buy while its low, next console announcement anytime now

>> No.55785468

The number they gave me was like 1.04 or something, so I'm not too worried about it

>> No.55785470

IV crush.

>> No.55785477


>> No.55785480

I have warned my son about it many times, and whenever he is back in town I will do it again. I have told him that debt is slavery and to try to absolutely avoid it, but *never* go in any more than truly necessary to accomplish a needed goal and to pay more than the minimum payments at the very least, and to pay off small debts on a monthly basis. His daddy got FUCKED IN THA ASS and learned it the hard way!

>> No.55785499

With mortgages at 7.5%, it's an easy sell to pay off mortgages faster since thats reliable gains to lock in the future. Plus that equity could be grabbed in the future.

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I will be saving your webm for future use. Thank you very much.

>> No.55785504

Sara Saffari

>> No.55785514
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I remember years ago, I was just out of high school, and my mom got a joint credit card for her and me, and I asked "Why did you get a credit card with my name on it?" And she said "Well it's a cash back card, and I might as well get cash back when I spend."
...that answer should have been a warning sign
I checked my credit report like 5 years later and she maxed it out. I somehow managed to get my name off of it without it affecting me
Zoomers are bad, but true-boomers are unironically the worst thing to happen to America, financially speaking (and in a lot of other ways too, but this is a business and finance board).

>> No.55785515

15,900 people, ok, not anywhere near as "alarming" as I would expect from the headline. I can't get the vid to play, is that fuckin' Krugman?

>> No.55785539

>hasn't it always been?
hasnt been at these levels in 20 years
>Total credit card indebtedness increased by $45 billion in the April-through-June period, an increase of more than 4%. That took the total amount owed to $1.03 trillion, the highest gross value in Fed data going back to 2003.

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>4% total increase across three months
Butter my beanpole.
>true-boomers are unironically the worst thing to happen to America
What's hilarious is that they've been living for eons and their entire wealth will evaporate into the healthcare system. Prior generations lived fruitful, laborious lives while eating non-artificial foods and pure tobacco cigarettes and newer generations are more health-conscious, but boomers were the first to get indoctrinated with the golden age of slop. Trans fats, added sugars, soibean oil, pesticide-laden cigars, hard drugs, and yet they still take the moral high-ground over every facet of living just because they watch nighttime news.

>> No.55785590

The nobel prize winning economist himself

>> No.55785594

So the Dems can blame the crash on them.
>MARA in the roof stucco
That's funny I kept hearing Tilray in my head the last week or so and even looked it up but ignored it and didn't buy. I don't know though it seems like sorcery.

>> No.55785603

well at least they know their actual genders and how to change their own OIL so credit where it's due.

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>> No.55785619
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Thousands justvlike her and too masculine. I prefer my girl pic related

>> No.55785627

the apple doesnt fall far from the tree

>> No.55785631

China is also in a shit situation. They are behind the fed curve and so their currency is under pressure.. Which they are fine with so they can tell banks to dump dollars and buy yuan. But their work force has matured to the point where their manufacturing workforce is declining. You would think with communist government they could find ways to juice wages to encourage people.

>> No.55785641

Yeah but in my case the tree is on the side of a hill and the apple has been rolling away pretty fucking fast for about 15 years, and now only sees the tree once every couple years anymore

>> No.55785643

China is a long game player and like pretty much everyone else they are just waiting on the right around the corner robot revolution which will render their "workforce issues" essentially null/void.

>> No.55785650

Why does he comb his hair that way?

>> No.55785652

then hurry up and make the robotic workforce already, you lazy overpaid tech fucks

>> No.55785658

Except boomers grew up with lead in their gas. Theyre all lead brained.

>> No.55785664

Bless you, Anon, I know you have had a lot of issues with your family and am sure that is a lot of where your own issues stem (another apple reference) from. Perhaps one of the keys to your own healing is to understand that they are fallible humans, and to seek to forgive them *at the root*. Do meditations on the entire thing to seek out that "root" and do "the surgery". Pumping negativity into that root will only come right back into you and keep it rotten.

>> No.55785670

not gonna happen until all of Africa workforce matures into industrial economies with sub replacement birth rates. Almost half of africa is already below 3 total fertility rate

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Here's your robot worker, anon

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huh? how does that work? too many traders went in on puts?

>> No.55785702
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Can AI take meds?

>> No.55785714

Implied volatility is the likelihood that the stocks price will change, in either direction. Theta helps counter volatility crush which is why people will purchase farther date to expiration contracts.

>> No.55785728

after pltr had their earnings release there is less implied volatility in the stock, thus the option price goes down since there are less events that could move the price a lot before your contract expires

>> No.55785730

hory fuckin' shet
based AI

>> No.55785743

Yes, but that's an upcharge.
This is why I'm bullish on AI and tech... if you want your chat agent to NOT be an absolute schizo, that's only $20 extra per month.
Are you an AI?

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i knew it, i should've closed my position yesterday

>> No.55785762

Or, perhaps the AI is just fuckin' with us to make us *think* it's "less than" it really is...
I had a girl accuse me of being an AI programmed by a literal world famous AI programmer that I am personal friend with, *to my physical fuckin' face* just a few years ago.

>> No.55785763

bake a new bread

>> No.55785765

my wife is introducing the kids to Arthur... have we just created the next gen of buncuns?

>> No.55785768
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Oil will be over $100 again by Q1 2024. Accumulate.

>> No.55785769

Rent free

>> No.55785770

Will Brazil, Mexico, and Argentina keep running? Their markets are up 40% this ytd.

>> No.55785771

yeah, Im sure you arent a complete failure hypocrite

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>we work is facing real financial concerns that could affect survival
Kek glad that trash is finally bust. Too bad CEO ran off with millions.

>> No.55785800

market is expecting .2% m/m cpi, oil price has shot up (Its fast approaching $4 a gallon for me) so what is gonna take the heat off it? Used car prices?

>> No.55785816

Rent maybe? Housing? Kinda doubt it to be honest but possible.

>> No.55785823

Those are sticky. They don't go down fast on a month/month basis

>> No.55785835

hating using that time consuming POS application portal I avoided it as much as I could.

>> No.55785836

im about to buy NGE and theres nothing you can do to stop me from becoming a modern day slavelord with my 15% divvy.

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Loved that show growing up. Get them into rugrats and hey arnold when they're a bit older. Link related

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PBR is getting a lot of fud after cutting theri dividend but they can use these funds to expand and apparently the move is in Bolivia for lithium. If they can prevent road blockades from crippling (Its very common in the Andes) then this could be very lucrative.

>> No.55785892

>buying dying piss water brands
>it pumps
I don't get it.

>> No.55785908

well I tried, I really did.
but world of warcraft hardcore comes out mid august and nobody wanted to hire me. Clearly
the government and modern mom and pops have their plan set with immigrated workers so Im going to continue to rot here playing a 17 year old video game for nothing in return, until im homeless.
and yes, I do own ATVI

>> No.55785912

I am going to laugh really hard if society suddenly decides lithium ion batteries really aren't the next big thing in transportation

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>bloomberg: Amazon in talks to be anchor investor in arm IPO
Amazon chads keep winning.

>> No.55785925

they going to pull a pump and dump on arm like they did with muln for some more accounting wizardry?

>> No.55785928

new outlook sucks fucking balls
short Michaelsoft Binbows

>> No.55785943

I would think that but since amazon is building up towards their own chip manufacturing for AI meme cloud stuff. I almost suspect they will try to get sweetheart deals out of ARM or even try to buy outright Softbanks position eventually. Softbank was trying to sell it originally in 1 piece.

>> No.55785949

Cant wait to hear their ai email subscription getting canceled when its revealed AI just makes stuff up.

>> No.55785962

I never understood Microsoft's obsession with making changes nobody asked for while never making changes everybody asked for.
I am still angry about curser glide.

>> No.55785973

Why does this market look like it will forget about china today again?

>> No.55785979

>ugly ass people
>check the Early Life
No thanks, Chaim

>> No.55786003

Enjoy remaining a faggot!

>> No.55786004

I think it's like the only cartoon to get a Passover special. Pretty cool if you're into obscure holiday specials

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Can't remember these shows being pozzed. I saw them too. Doug was there too. (In germany they may have a different name). For some reason I didn't like Michell Vaillant (that Formula 1 racing). How about Streetsharks or Extreme Dinosaurs?


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Definitely one of the few. And jews still wanted to bitch and assert the show as being antisemitic

>> No.55786035

This fuckin intro was the best. EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME

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>> No.55786043

for me it's Mighty Max or Dino Riders

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Get some sleep...

>> No.55786871

What a piece of shit story! Who's the British blowhard in the unrelated video at the top?
>The number of people who made a hardship withdrawal during the second quarter surged from the first three months of the year to 15,950, an increase of 36% from the second quarter of 2022

Second quarter '23 surged from first quarter. Doesn't bother to tell us how much, then compares it to 2Q22. I understand comparing Q2 '22 to '23, but why even bring up q1 '23 and not bother to quantify it?

>Since 2019, household debt balances have increased by nearly $3 trillion
No breakdown of what kinds and percentages of debt type. Is Bloomberg really this much better?