/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.55780440]

Cruel Summer Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55780456]

BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL

[Anonymous No.55780462]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55780463]

Oil to $0

[Anonymous No.55780466]

The market is saved! buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.55780467]

>>55780440
nosualize el smello

[Anonymous No.55780468]

The stock market, MORE LIKE THE COCK MARKET.

[Anonymous No.55780480]

never forget the natural gas "traders" of /smg/ are working for 50 cents an hour doing online tasks

[Anonymous No.55780484]

>>55780466
yeah, buy puts lol

[Anonymous No.55780490]

Behead the populations of the global south

[Anonymous No.55780492]

MUH CHINA cannot be the fucking reason for markets to be red. Jesus fucking christ that's so retarded. Green EOD, green EOY.

[Anonymous No.55780497]

>>55780468
*

[Anonymous No.55780507]

>>55780492
Cope. Great Depression 2.0. World economy in the shitter

[Anonymous No.55780508]

>>55780480
kek!

[Anonymous No.55780516]

>>55780507
Nope. Remember last year when you faggots were crying about China and trying to imply that it influences the US economy and not the other way around? I 'member how that worked out for you.

[Anonymous No.55780529]

I think i'll buy calls today anon, what about you?

[Anonymous No.55780532]

>MULN shill was right
Holy fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.55780536]

>>55780529
me too, sqqq calls

[Anonymous No.55780551]

predict market opening level

[Anonymous No.55780552]

LLY hits ATH of $500.00

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55780565]

I tried to warn you guys yesterday. I tried to warn you about the line going down today. Fuck even Rocker tried to warn you.

[Anonymous No.55780567]

>>55780529
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHES BACK

[Anonymous No.55780582]

>>55780565
But puts are not da wae?

[Anonymous No.55780590]

>tfw bought a 3 month banker'a acceptance for 4.80%

[Anonymous No.55780609]

Invest in paypal yes/no?

[Anonymous No.55780611]

10 minutes!!! GET READY

[Anonymous No.55780615]

is NVAX about to rocket up?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !kDjFcJuZkQ No.55780622]

>>55780582
That's harbniggers alter ego, he's fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.55780624]

>>55780609
if you used paypal in the last 90 days go for it.

[Anonymous No.55780628]

>>55780529
Im with you. Calls until government stops pumping money in.

[Anonymous No.55780630]

SPX 4534 EOD. That's so stupid, it has to happen.

[Anonymous No.55780634]

>>55780628
>>55780529
the true indicator is the reverse repo

[Anonymous No.55780637]

>>55780492
The whole financial world has finally woken up to the fact that China's growth is stalling out and will never return to the pre-2020s level of growth. China's unironically the reason.

[Anonymous No.55780642]

anyone else slurpin on DDOG with me

[Anonymous No.55780645]

>>55780634
Draining

[Anonymous No.55780648]

>>55780634
Dumb it down for me. What does the reverse repo rate mean?

[Anonymous No.55780650]

MULN
told you so, fag.

[Anonymous No.55780652]

>>55780609
absolutely, it literally cannot go tits up
they just released their stable coin
I bet that in 2 weeks they will announce their AI investment advisor (within 2 weeks)

[Anonymous No.55780653]

>futes

[Anonymous No.55780656]

[Anonymous No.55780660]

>>55780637
Lmao holy shit imagine actually believing this!

[Anonymous No.55780661]

>>55780650
Absolutely fucking based. I’m glad I listened

[Anonymous No.55780671]

>>55780490
BASED

[Anonymous No.55780690]

>>55780648
RRP rate is what banks must compete with against financially sophisticated moving cash into MMFs for exposure.

RRP total is excess liquidity in the system. The Treasury can keep deficit spending and dumping t-bills without pushing rates too high because it has to drain $1.7t out of RRP first. Short term rates can stay where they are while the government stimulates fiscally.

[Anonymous No.55780692]

Welp, too bad I was too much of a pussy to short BYND.

[Anonymous No.55780694]

RAMP DROPS IN 60 SECONDS. PREPARE YOURSELF!

[Anonymous No.55780698]

If drum guy is a second early we crash

[Anonymous No.55780707]

>>55780692
It's okay anon, you can make money by betting on the success of other companies instead of cynically shorting like a greedy faggot bear

[Anonymous No.55780709]

WHAT THE THAT WAS FUCK

[Anonymous No.55780711]

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[Anonymous No.55780712]

Oh shit my mpw puts might print.

[Anonymous No.55780715]

>>55780660
Anon there isn't a world around in which China experiences 8% - 10% growth annually anymore, even the most optimistic projections for this year were a bit above 5% and those have already been dashed.

[Anonymous No.55780716]

what the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.55780718]

>>55780711
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55780724]

>>55780711
I kneel

[Anonymous No.55780726]

TOTAL
MUMU
BEHEEMING

[Anonymous No.55780731]

WHY ARE WE DUMPING
I THOUGHT INFLATION WAS OVER
WHAT DO THEY KNOW

[Anonymous No.55780737]

The dip will be slurped. There is still 1.8T in the reverse repo markets. There will be no major correction until it is fully trained.

[Anonymous No.55780742]

>>55780715
Unironically WHO THE FUCK CARES jesus christ bears are even more desperate than they were last year to short every remotely spooky headline

[Anonymous No.55780754]

C'MON WHERE MY GULPERS AT?

[Anonymous No.55780757]

buy DDOG with me you faggots

[Anonymous No.55780760]

>>55780650
Alright heres my $100
How did you know

[Anonymous No.55780765]

CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP

GET LIQUIDATED GET LIQUIDATED GET LIQUIDATED GET LIQUIDATED GET LIQUIDATED

[Anonymous No.55780769]

I miss Donald Pump like you wouldn’t believe.

[Anonymous No.55780770]

>>55780731
banks are all in trouble again, all down at least 1%, its fucking over

[Anonymous No.55780772]

>>55780757
only 20% off? lemme know at 70

[Anonymous No.55780775]

>>55780760
fake bears are working overtime on all platforms

[Anonymous No.55780778]

NVAX beat the (low) profit expectations, let's go

[Anonymous No.55780781]

Cynical, shortsighted faggots who have been begging for the global economy to collapse for over a year deserve all the pain they're going to get. You guys come up with legitimately the dumbest fucking reasons to slobber over your own demise.

[Anonymous No.55780783]

>>55780742
I'm not even a bear and I think they're retarded anon, today's just a shock day.

[Anonymous No.55780791]

>>55780775
Okay so high short volume, basically.

[Anonymous No.55780795]

>>55780781
I will buy the bottom of everything while working a recession proof job and you will seethe. Bears cum last and cum hardest. Our semen retention is legendary and mumettes crave our loads.

[Anonymous No.55780796]

>>55780772
It may looks spastic, but his feet are moving pretty rhythmic. Listening to melodic techno and it fits to the beat.

[Anonymous No.55780798]

Hey fags. It's been 2 years since I blew my account to shit. I am still just waging away hoping for the sweet release of death. Is that homo Baggie still around?

[Anonymous No.55780803]

>>55780783
>>55780791
I'm waiting for this dumb shit to shake out before buying even more SOXL. This reeks of 2022, every single headline gets shorted regardless of the real world implications. Retail is so goddamn stupid.

[Anonymous No.55780810]

Just slurped PLTR calls what am I in for?

[Anonymous No.55780821]

>they bought the bear trap

[Anonymous No.55780824]

>>55780803
Retail also cant move the market, except on illiquid stocks

[Anonymous No.55780830]

Buddy...
KRE -4% after all the downgrades by Moody's yesterday after close
Remember, the banking system is strong and resilient
BUDDY, LOOK AT KRE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.55780836]

>>55780821
>bought the bear trap
????

[Anonymous No.55780850]

>>55780772
Never seen ragdoll physics irl before. Cool.

[Anonymous No.55780867]

>>55780824
When a huge portion of retail idiots go short, Big Money follows the trend to make a buck and it just magnifies the downside action. Then when everything reaches technically oversold levels it miraculously rebounds.

[Anonymous No.55780869]

>international down 1.4%
>murica down 0.9%
the CPI is going to be bad isn't it?

[Anonymous No.55780877]

>>55780810
Whining on plebbit when they decay to 0 probably.
>but but but 1b buyback

[Anonymous No.55780881]

The bro that did TA on copper, how are we looking now? To me, it looks extremely bearish. Copper failed to breach the $4 barrier and is now on its way to 3,5. That China data plus all the credit downgrades don't really sound all that bullish for copper

[Anonymous No.55780885]

>>55780867
Oh sure, big players can play both sides. They have a developed trading plan. Retail doesnt have risk management or ways to manage winning or losing trades

[Anonymous No.55780891]

>>55780798
I haven't seen him much since his dossier dropped

[Anonymous No.55780896]

fuck this, I'm tired. I go have a nap, either up or down.

[Anonymous No.55780905]

I'm not touching that shit not even with a pole, but I have a feeling: BYND correction incoming, opened around -20%, going to close around -15%.
This is not a financial advice thoughalbeitdespiteever.

[Anonymous No.55780910]

>>55780869
Possibly

[Anonymous No.55780912]

>US10y
who the fuck is buying all that debt?

[Anonymous No.55780915]

>>55780905
Uoooohh bratty stock needs correction!!
:sob: :anger:

[Anonymous No.55780916]

>>55780881
You mean this?

[Anonymous No.55780917]

>>55780891
Was it all gay porn or what?

[Anonymous No.55780920]

WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

[Anonymous No.55780931]

I am now shorting DFH

[Anonymous No.55780935]

Fear not everyone! The algos will kick in, in just a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.55780936]

>>55780867
Buddy.. this not a retail driven sell off lmao.
Have you seen the divergence between smart money and dumb money?
Have you seen the opinion surveys where retail finally, and I mean finally, went bullish in the last 2 weeks?
This time more than any other blow off top in history is the most transparent using retail as exit liquidity - it couldn't be any more transparent!!
Buddy.. buddy.. buddy...
They are selling, you are buying.

[Anonymous No.55780937]

you will short the bottom

[Anonymous No.55780938]

Who else is slurping these cheapy soxl? I'm gonna be rich when it hits $30.

[Anonymous No.55780943]

hey guys, what did i miss?

[Anonymous No.55780946]

>>55780937
just did

[Anonymous No.55780958]

>There's no bottom

[Anonymous No.55780961]

>>55780916
kill me. Is Doctor Copper showing us we're heading for a recession? Who knows... all I know is that I should have sold last week

[Anonymous No.55780970]

How low can AAPL go?

[Anonymous No.55780974]

>>55780936
Retail caused this sell off!!! Retail is selling like crazy!!! That's why we're selling off!!!
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE EXCESSIVE BULLISHNESS REACHING MANIA, AT THE SAME TIME AS SEASONALITY, PRE-ELECTION YEAR CYCLE, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH POOR FORWARD GUIDANCE IN EARNINGS, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DOLLAR SHORT TRADE DYING
It's all retail selling!! Retail retail retail!!!
L m a o

[Anonymous No.55780978]

BOIL is hanging pretty tight (droopin' just a slight bit) to yesterday's level and staying with the natgas level here in day one of the contract roll.

[Anonymous No.55780981]

Why am I the only one still talking about Palantir? Am I stuck in 2021?

[Anonymous No.55780987]

>KD
I don't know what that was but I instantly sold

[Anonymous No.55780989]

>ups

[Anonymous No.55780997]

>>55780970
honestly, apple is pretty fucked. They doubled down on china every thing and then biden banned china from chips, machines that make chips and anyone in the sector so now they have to find somewhere else to do processing and fast, but this will all take years to rebuild out supply chains and factories. They could easy collapse if they dont do everything perfectly

[Anonymous No.55780996]

>>55780981
Same. For me it's SOXL.

[Anonymous No.55781003]

AAAAH I'M PANICING WHAT DO I SHORT

[Anonymous No.55781005]

>>55780970
Hopefully? Zero.

[Anonymous No.55781006]

>>55780661
I see so they did a 9:1 RS and $25m buyback. Thats mostly admin stuff and not value added. About 1/8th of the float removed. Theres some upside I suppose, but not a 20x

[Anonymous No.55781008]

Realized I was a delusional retard all this time, frens. I think I'll stop looking at my stocks for a while.

[Anonymous No.55781010]

all volatilities are green

[Anonymous No.55781013]

>COF
stay dying please

[Anonymous No.55781014]

>>55780961
Compared to other metals and commodities it's pretty high (in relation to pre covid). Can't tell you. Despite the problems and risks it's pretty stable and high. Can't put any valuation (number) on copper. When I traded it (only a few times) it was TA and news/sentiment.

[Anonymous No.55781018]

YFWDBWDSM

[Anonymous No.55781019]

>>55780881
This was the last one I posted.

[Anonymous No.55781025]

>>55781013
kek, you saved my edit.

[Anonymous No.55781029]

>portfolio
>-%86.80 YTD

[Anonymous No.55781033]

>>55780877
Whoa is this real?

[Anonymous No.55781035]

>>55781008
Made a post and my phone refreshed fuck
>Goy, Ow!

[Anonymous No.55781036]

What are you guys slurping today?

[Anonymous No.55781038]

>>55780970
140-150 at the absolute lowest. Apple doesn't really fall that much. I doubt we will see below 160

[Anonymous No.55781043]

>>55780981
Yes, you're also retarded, and are investing with a CEO that not only is a total faggot, woke ideology, pay for employees trans therapy sessions, obsessed with doing what is socially liberal and bleeding it into his business, he also mass dumps shares any single uptick the stock gets - any rally, he dumps into it
The CEO spends more time skiing and drinking kale smoothies than he does make money for his company; which is why even after 2 decades sucking on the government teat they STILL are not making money
Why the fuck anyone would invest in PLTR is beyond me - probably the worst CEO in the entire industry
>no - that can't be true, that anon must be exaggerating
I'm not.
https://fortune.com/well/2023/02/03/billionaire-palantir-ceo-alex-karp-skis-5-hours-day-runs-like-deer-same-body-fat-percentage-michael-phelps-when-training-olympics/
>This billionaire CEO skis 5 hours a day
L m a o.
Yeah, let me invest in your company!!! Clearly you are working hard to increase profits and shareholder equity!!!
No!! I trusted you Karp!! Why are you still dumping shares on my head for the 10th time??? Why Karp!! Why do you keep dumping shares!!!
>the skiing doesn't pay for itself, you know?
Please never bring up PLTR, ever again, or I will shit on you, again.

[Anonymous No.55781045]

>>55781033
You just had to be there.

[Anonymous No.55781047]

>>55781003
Everything
Short. Everything.

[Anonymous No.55781048]

>>55780440
mother :)

[Anonymous No.55781050]

I bought SOXL, repeat, I bought SOXL.
That shit is going down like a dropkicked baby

[Anonymous No.55781051]

>>55781019
>clear resistance level
>but higher lows
Doesnt the bottom usually fall out on that wedge?

[Anonymous No.55781053]

MULN bros...

[Anonymous No.55781057]

>>55781019
Updated.

[Anonymous No.55781058]

We told you people not to get involved with that.
We didn't want to see you... HOOKED
We told you that you might be.. HOOKED

[Anonymous No.55781063]

>>55781043
I love that lil albert einstein lil pup got me 100% gains in a few months

[Anonymous No.55781065]

STOP UNSLURPING! RESLURP NOW

[Anonymous No.55781066]

DANGER
BUDDY
ZONE

[Anonymous No.55781068]

>>55781013
>>55781025
KEK!
"so true", as modern peoples are often fond of sayin'.

[Anonymous No.55781076]

SPY 447 and falling oh noez.

[Anonymous No.55781077]

>>55781053
He said two days. Give the trade time. Its barely moved, you can derisk right now if you want to. Dont lose more than 2% account size per trade.

[Anonymous No.55781086]

>>55781065
no

[Anonymous No.55781090]

>>55781077
Just enough time to LOSE EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.55781097]

>>55781077
he was shilling it at 3x the current price, stop believing shit you read here

[Anonymous No.55781098]

>>55781077
or trade something real

[Anonymous No.55781101]

TOTAL CLOWN MARKET CRUNCH

[Anonymous No.55781104]

>>55781043
>implying I care about the CEO or any of the shit he does in his personal life


Literally all I care about is money, chud.

[Anonymous No.55781105]

>>55781057
I'll leave the overall interpretation to you, but the late June low is still intact at least and that was a significant low. Around 3.8750 is the inflection point.

[Anonymous No.55781109]

>>55781098
this
>THIS
fuckin' this

[Anonymous No.55781113]

BART CHADS WE WON

[Anonymous No.55781118]

>>55781097
>>55781098
>some shilled stocks pop off
>cant make it on my own
>cant make it listening to others
I am financially incontinent

[Anonymous No.55781119]

bro what the hell, I am not trading today

[Anonymous No.55781121]

>Friday
>JP Morgan no longer believe recession will happen
>Monday:

[Anonymous No.55781126]

>>55781104
>Literally all I care about is money, chud.
Lol. Then you should not be investing in PLTR. Lmao. If the CEO sucks major dick, spends more time skiing than he does making profits for his company, where he is more dedicated to appeasing his tranny employees than making profits, if any time the stock has an uptick he dumps MILLIONS of dollars worth of shares, you should care, as all you care about is money - the CEO is literally taking your money as a shareholder, and is wasting it, burning it. He is burning your money. This should make you angry - as all you care about is money, that the CEO is squandering your investment. That the CEO, who is responsible to you as a shareholder, is not doing his job, and is spending all of his time skiing, not working for you and increasing your money.

[Anonymous No.55781129]

>>55781086
But I want to reshort.

[Anonymous No.55781131]

>>55781053
Fear not. If it dumps to single digits after earnings call, then you can panic. Otherwise, wait until next Friday.

[Anonymous No.55781132]

>>55781118
Trading isn't a team sport unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.55781134]

any fellow Novo Nordisk chads in smg? We can't stop winning. Once all this race-baiting, fat black lives matter lobbying comes to fruition in the US, they will get it provided on medicare and then we leave the solar system

I suspect getting european health providers and the NHS onboard will take a bit longer

[Anonymous No.55781137]

Why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.55781139]

>>55781126
All the CEO does for a company is set the vision. The board makes 99% of decisions at any company.

[Anonymous No.55781140]

>>55781129
should have held paperhands

[Anonymous No.55781141]

>>55781121
So either they don't have a fuckin clue about anything and get paid for shit and this is really nothing but a casino. Or they are maliciously lying to you. Either way it looks bad.

[Anonymous No.55781142]

>>55781126
>Lol. Then you should not be investing in PLTR

retard we get it you didnt buy below 10 while you had a year and some change to do so

[Anonymous No.55781152]

>>55781141
as far as the big banks go, Morgan Stanley is about the only one that at least tries to get it right instead of just manipulating markets.

[Anonymous No.55781155]

NOOOOO STOOOOOP

[Anonymous No.55781158]

>>55781140
I mean EU. EU is currently not dropping anymore. I want you burgers to slurp it up.

[Anonymous No.55781160]

THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA HALT TRADING
EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE
WE TOLD YOU 2 WEEKS AGO WHAT HAPPENS TO EXUBERANCE
IS THAT EXUBERANCE CAN MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE IN ONE DAY
I CANT EVEN KEEP UP WITH THE TIK TOK
BUDDY YOU COULDA DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

[Anonymous No.55781161]

WHY IS EVERYTHING RED

[Anonymous No.55781164]

Aaannnnndddddd the daily pump begins. Shakeout is over.

[Anonymous No.55781170]

bidenomics

[Anonymous No.55781171]

>>55781137
Because we were looking good until 6 days ago.

[Anonymous No.55781172]

>world governments are so scared of climate change
does that mean they will stop assassinating everyone that invents the hydrogen fuel cell? if not then it's all bullshit.

[Anonymous No.55781174]

>>55781134
only reason im up today lets fucking go

Got day off work who can shill me some good moves? watching MULN closely

[Anonymous No.55781179]

>>55781161
banks are all down 1% because of fitch and chinas manufacturing data shows it is down 14%

[Anonymous No.55781182]

>>55781164
too soon

[Anonymous No.55781183]

>>55781171
Except we weren't

[Anonymous No.55781184]

>>55781132
Is to. It's BOIL vs *everyfuckin'thing else*!
>>55781137
You're talkin' to NIGGERS who didn't even buy BOIL at $54 last week.

[Anonymous No.55781185]

>SPY literally dumping on the high low ticker
WTF

[Anonymous No.55781190]

>>55781139
>it's only the CEO who sucks! I don't care about the CEO!
Lol.
>pic related - where literally every single PLTR insider has been selling for years
Please, take my money!! Clearly it's a great business, as all the insiders are buying too!! Oh wait, they're not?? Why are they all dumping millions of shares!! This makes no sense!! I care about MONEY!!!
>>55781142
Lmao. It is going back below $10. They are a terrible company, and you will lose all the paper gains you have accumulated in this bear market rally. You will come crying in 6 months time about your PLTR investment, that nobody warned you.
The company sucks. The CEO sucks. They don't make money.
You may have made money on the trade - this doesn't make the company suck any less lmao.
The two things are not related - whether or not you made money on the trade and whether or not the company is profitable, whether or not the company increases shareholder equity
For the love of God, just look at pic related
Why the fuck would you buy a company where the insider activity looks like this???
<<<<<

[Anonymous No.55781191]

bogleniggers lied my portfolio died

[Anonymous No.55781196]

>>55781164
Anon wake up. You were dreaming. The heeming is still in full swing.

[Anonymous No.55781204]

God damn I almost fomo’d into stocks last week. Hory shit. Piiiiiiss.

[Anonymous No.55781207]

>>55781191
>bogleniggers lied
lol no this is literally when boglebros DCA on the downward slide.

[Anonymous No.55781209]

>>55781065
Slurpers can only handle so much. Both China and Regional Banks collapsing is hard to counter. God help us if CPI and PCE are elevated this week

[Anonymous No.55781211]

>>55781183
Higher highs on high volume is good anon, we've ignored macro all year silly. If we start respecting it now uh oh.

[Anonymous No.55781212]

>SPY 446 and falling
IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE TOP IF YOU WANNA ROCK AND ROLL

[Anonymous No.55781213]

>>55780936
Where do you find the data for this chart?

[Anonymous No.55781216]

>>55780551
no one predicted lol
now look at today's market

[Anonymous No.55781217]

There's a SPX gap coming up 4443-4463 from early July. This is a big level.

[Anonymous No.55781220]

WTF STOP SOOLING

[Anonymous No.55781221]

>>55781212
fuckin' BAGPIPE SOLO!!!
\m/ \m/

[Anonymous No.55781222]

>>55781191
Lol, who gives a shit if markets dip in a day, line always goes up in 20+ years.
Boglechadding isn't for you

[Anonymous No.55781224]

>>55781213
looks like a screen grab from this guy https://youtu.be/57hW_2z-Ie0

[Anonymous No.55781225]

>>55781220
Y’all retards need to start dumping TSN.

THINK OF MY PUTS

[Anonymous No.55781227]

>>55780711
>09:30:00
>dubs
sick get

[Anonymous No.55781228]

>>55781213
FXevolution has access - I think that it is a paid subscription service; he posts it on his twitter & youtube market analyses
https://www.youtube.com/@fxevolutionvideo
https://twitter.com/fxevolution
good no nonsense, neither bullish nor bearish bias analyses

[Anonymous No.55781229]

[Anonymous No.55781230]

AT least buy EU. You sometimes like to do that, sell US and buy EU.

[Anonymous No.55781234]

>>55781222
biden just starting taking credit for the economy this morning so the real string pullers are big mad and are going to crash this plane with no survivors

[Anonymous No.55781238]

>>55776285
>>55776331
Told you niggers

Gotta look at the calendar

[Anonymous No.55781245]

>>55781238
dropped this

[Anonymous No.55781247]

TOTAL MUMU DEATH

[Anonymous No.55781251]

This is getting into circuit breaker territory.

[Anonymous No.55781254]

I NEED AN EXIT PUMP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55781258]

>>55781251
those happen at -7% anon

[Anonymous No.55781261]

Hey mumuniggers

*closes shorts*
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
I
DRINK
YOUR
MILKSHAKE

[Anonymous No.55781262]

thanks for the entry liquidity, retail retards

[Anonymous No.55781263]

I see AAPL has fired up their algos

[Anonymous No.55781270]

>wanna fuck my finance instructor
how do I get her to teach me about the rising wedge?

[Anonymous No.55781272]

>>55781045
Is he a bobo or mumu

[Anonymous No.55781274]

SHES A GOOD GIRL SHES CRAZY BOUT ELVIS

[Anonymous No.55781276]

I thought PLTR was going to $25...

[Anonymous No.55781277]

>>55781262
Lmao. Yeah, it's totally retail that is selling here.>>55780936 Totally.

[Anonymous No.55781278]

>>55780622
>he's fucking retarded.
he's persistent bull

[Anonymous No.55781279]

seem like only TWO WEEKS ago.

[Anonymous No.55781280]

Please stop.

[Anonymous No.55781282]

>>55781272
neither he's free

[Anonymous No.55781283]

>>55781277
i'm mocking the people who always accuse retail of being the reason it goes higher. that's probably you, isn't it

[Anonymous No.55781289]

>>55781276
You thought wrong.
>>55781190
next time don't buy a company where their insider activity looks like this ^
>>55781043
next time don't buy a company where their CEO looks like this, and acts like this ^

[Anonymous No.55781293]

Hmmmm

[Anonymous No.55781302]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.55781304]

[Anonymous No.55781305]

>>55781289
>You thought wrong.
Someone told me $25 was guaranteed after earnings. What the fuck?
This company is entirely a meme, why does anyone give a fuck whether there's any news about earnigns or whatever?
Just buy

[Anonymous No.55781311]

>>55780910
why is it going to suddenly jump?

[Anonymous No.55781315]

>>55781304
Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.55781327]

>>55781225
TSN was so manipulated yesterday it was absolutely disgusting. As soon as it touched 50 you could see the machines push it to 51 then 52, 53, and 54

[Anonymous No.55781335]

>>55781304
>Health is wealth
>Hoff Twins

[Anonymous No.55781343]

Who else timed the bottom of soxl perfectly?

[Anonymous No.55781347]

>>55781304
looks like they left out BOIL.

[Anonymous No.55781349]

>>55781311
It’s done as a twelve month rolling average and one year ago is when oil prices started climbing again post COVID.

[Anonymous No.55781350]

>>55781335
>market collapses
>drug manufactures profit
who could have predicted this?

[Anonymous No.55781351]

>>55781311
great question they can't answer though, i assume oil prices

[Anonymous No.55781353]

>>55781311
inflation readings work by comparing the numbers of a previous period to the current period
for example (not literally how it works) let's say that this number was 100, and inflation went up 5
you'd compare the 5 to the 100, and go "oh wow, 5 is very small! inflation is under control!"
whereas let's say the number was 10, and inflation went up 5, you'd compare the 5 to the 10 and go "holy fuck!! inflation is out of control!! compare it to the previous number, it's nuts!!"
this is how the calculations are now projected to go, where the comparison the previous now doesn't get the boost of the base effects - comparison to the lower number now
that, and we are also seeing a massive surge higher in commodities, especially oil, diesel, gasoline (the commodities that contribute the most to inflation)

[Anonymous No.55781359]

>>55781327
Unreal. As soon, and I mean AS SOON, as I bought puts, it pumped. How do people go “oh multiple plants closing down and they missed their earnings mark, let’s pump it.”

[Anonymous No.55781366]

Yikes I'm losing a lot of money today

[Anonymous No.55781372]

>>55781349
so its just ((manipulated date)) to make things look good and now the time is running out?
>>55781353
It's amazing how often I hear "experts" on yahoo finance or any of the other channels or business outlets be consistently wrong about inflation. They are talking about the fed cutting rates soon because inflation is "almost over"

[Anonymous No.55781378]

okay now we may have a beginning of a reversal

[Anonymous No.55781379]

isn't it crazy how just 2 years ago everyone was talking about how unrealistic market valuations were, but now all of a sudden it's justified

[Anonymous No.55781380]

amd today bros

[Anonymous No.55781381]

>>55781359
Just hodl vix is going to 90 in October

[Anonymous No.55781385]

>>55781366
We can fix that rope problem anon.

[Anonymous No.55781389]

>>55781372
gotta get retail to buy.. gotta drum up the propaganda machine to tell everyone that everything is fine, strong, and resilient.

[Anonymous No.55781399]

>>55780440
Sisters…

[Anonymous No.55781402]

>>55781366
Long rope manufacturers

[Anonymous No.55781405]

>>55781379
Who has time for memories? Not me.

[Anonymous No.55781406]

>I held SQQQ for 6 months in red, sold at the bottom and bought SOXL at the top

[Anonymous No.55781409]

It's going to be alright.

[Anonymous No.55781411]

>>55781379
Yep.

[Anonymous No.55781415]

>>55781385
Ok, how much?
I made that jpg btw, April 26, 2021

[Anonymous No.55781420]

>holdings of 6 months currently sitting at -0.2%

Man, I'm trying to build up a retirement fund long term with a handful of big company stocks and a bunch of ETFs across a range of markets but no idea how the fuck I'm going to stomach doing this for another 15 or so years... I've no idea if I'm even doing the right thing and pouring money down the drain.

[Anonymous No.55781421]

are we still buying MULN, bruhs?

[Anonymous No.55781422]

>>55781282
This image is too little
But the post made me chuckle

[Anonymous No.55781426]

Last month when this import report happened SPY dumped from $443 to $437 up until lunchtime. Now the China imports are even worse but the market has already dumped quite a bit the past week so…

[Anonymous No.55781430]

Partially divested away from growth today. Taking on low p/e dividend growth + out of the money covered call strat. Maintaining tech exposure to magnificent 7, but kitchen's too fucking hot. Need income. 12% annualized income, 10% out of the money calls, anything called is cream

[Anonymous No.55781434]

>>55781372
>YOY rate goes down to 2%
>the velocity goes back to normal
>base prices stay high
Trudeau taught me that if you kill your enemies, they win

[Anonymous No.55781435]

>>55781372
The more you read the worse you trade. At least for news. Read news, event, data, but not opinions.

[Anonymous No.55781443]

>>55781421
I am. Sitting on a lil stack of 1500 shares. Just in case MULN schizo is right.

[Anonymous No.55781445]

2.0 sounds good to me.

[Anonymous No.55781448]

Fuck it. Buying more PLTR here

[Anonymous No.55781454]

It was a bear market rally

[Anonymous No.55781456]

>>55781415
1 coke please

[Anonymous No.55781476]

>>55781448
You are retarded.
You look at this picture:
>>55781190
>>55781190
>>55781190
and think it tells you to buy more?
http://openinsider.com/screener?s=PLTR&o=&pl=&ph=&ll=&lh=&fd=730&fdr=&td=0&tdr=&fdlyl=&fdlyh=&daysago=&xp=1&xs=1&vl=&vh=&ocl=&och=&sic1=-1&sicl=100&sich=9999&grp=0&nfl=&nfh=&nil=&nih=&nol=&noh=&v2l=&v2h=&oc2l=&oc2h=&sortcol=0&cnt=100&page=1
Just go view for yourself, if you don't believe me
Seriously - why would you buy a company where every single insider working for the company is not only NEVER buying shares, but is actively dumping millions and millions of dollars worth of shares, every single year, non-stop, every single insider
Just look at Karp's activity alone, he sells $50 million at a time! Lmao.
Don't fucking buy a company where their insider activity looks like this. Are you retarded

[Anonymous No.55781477]

Ok, looks like it's recovering. Having a nap now and then reshort the top, cool cool.

[Anonymous No.55781485]

This is not the Joe Biden market I was promised.

[Anonymous No.55781488]

>>55781476
You sound desperate. I'm buying more

[Anonymous No.55781489]

>>55781477
There is no recovering where we are headed just like every other time before it.

[Anonymous No.55781492]

>>55781477
enjoy your nap frendo

[Anonymous No.55781493]

So what's the reason things have been shit this week?

[Anonymous No.55781494]

>>55781477
frontrunning the intraday longs selling at 2:30 EST

[Anonymous No.55781504]

>>55781488
Checked
But youre wrong

[Anonymous No.55781507]

>>55781493
banks are in trouble because of fitch (they can only hold aaa) and china manufacturing has collapsed by 14%

[Anonymous No.55781513]

>>55781488
I am "desperate" in that I only want to see /smg/ succeed, and make money. I don't want to see people in /smg/ fall for bad investments, and waste not only their capital, but their time and energy, watching a stock drift lower and lower, due to poor management. I want everyone in /smg/ to make it. If you buy PLTR, you certainly, without a doubt, will never make it.
Look at the insider activity anon. It's not an attack on you. It's an attack on the company. Any company that does this, where all the insiders dump on shareholders heads, should be punished by market participants refusing to buy their stock until they get their shit together.
Don't buy a stock where the CEO sells $50 million every uptick. Don't buy a stock where there isn't a single insider buying. This is common sense.

[Anonymous No.55781514]

This worked out somehow...

[Anonymous No.55781518]

>>55781406
You and me both

[Anonymous No.55781522]

>>55781507
Wait so banks cant buy more US bonds? Wew

[Anonymous No.55781529]

>>55781514
cool, set a stop loss and let it ride

[Anonymous No.55781530]

>>55781522
they went long when rates were 0%
the system basically worked as long as rates never had to rise
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.55781538]

>>55781513
Fine. Then tell me what to buy.

[Anonymous No.55781540]

>>55781507
banks dont care about twitch, government can't survive without banks buying their bags

[Anonymous No.55781545]

>>55781514
very nice bro

[Anonymous No.55781548]

>>55781530
No i get that but I didnt think the downgrade was more than just a nominal thing
But do they actively trade them? I thought they just held to maturity
Though thats what regionals did and they got hosed

[Anonymous No.55781551]

>>55781409
This is a no goblina zone anon.

[Anonymous No.55781552]

>>55781304
looks like I was right about the semi industry. and you can be sure that it will continue to go down until a correct "growth rate" will be found.
My company is at 50 pe and we are -29% YoY revenue lol. what a clown market. time to heal

[Anonymous No.55781553]

>mumu really thought we would not crab for an eternity

[Anonymous No.55781554]

DESU the easiest play is to just short Disney, they’re reporting earnings tomorrow, and they’re gonna suck

[Anonymous No.55781560]

>>55781548
its more so they are holding them and trying to trade, but if they ever get a run on them like regional and are forced to liquidate they get fucked

basically bonds used to be shit coins lol

[Anonymous No.55781561]

>tfw i held on to my shorts as I was being heemed yesterday
Now if only NIO would stop shitting its pants i would be on the green...

[Anonymous No.55781564]

Why is LCID pumping?

[Anonymous No.55781567]

>>55781489
old data retard

[Anonymous No.55781568]

>>55781548
fund managers have a mandate, by their clients to buy only specific assets and to have specific risk.
Same for bankers, they can't have junk bonds in their books just like that

[Anonymous No.55781571]

>>55781538
personally, I don't think you should buy anything
it is a little bit too early to be building a short position (though it may work out)
and it's too early to be buying the dip
most people right now that I know (myself included) have been selling into the summer strength, building up cash for the projected Autumn dump
while they are waiting, they are in 9 day rolling t-bills and/or 1 month t-bills
there is no stock that I would be looking to buy right now as an investment - wait for valuations to come down, where it's more sensible to buy - you don't always have to be buying

[Anonymous No.55781573]

>>55781567
SPY heading to 200 retard

[Anonymous No.55781574]

>>55781560
Fixed income instruments interest me. Something abohut cash flow matching and such

[Anonymous No.55781583]

looks like the reddit cretins that happen to post on this board are bandwagoning TUP after it already did a 10x

[Anonymous No.55781585]

>>55781552
Most tech doesn't get access to some nice ZIRP loans unlike mega tech caps so obviously they are getting shagged by the "high" rates. This is why mega caps are carrying this market on their thick backs.
But some tech is doing spectacularly well despite the rates, like for example Broadcom

[Anonymous No.55781587]

+$1k today, could’ve doubled it if I held on longer

[Anonymous No.55781588]

>>55781573

[Anonymous No.55781589]

>>55781571
sounds like bobo cope. I'm buying this SOXL dip

[Anonymous No.55781597]

Hit my qqq stop loss.
I literally bought the top and lost 1200$

Still green, but I'm eating into my early year MSFT gains

[Anonymous No.55781598]

>>55781589
alright, SOXL current price: $23.71
I'll check back in with you in 1 month and see how you're doing.

[Anonymous No.55781603]

>>55781568
Its interesting to consider the ripple effect
>print money
>too much liquidity, inflation rises
>to fight inflation, rates rise
>regional banks get fucked and need bailed out/in
>this hurts US credibility and downgrades the bonds
>now big banks have to pass the buck
Then what? Fed repo rates start taking liquidity by buying lonh dated US bonds?

[Anonymous No.55781602]

>black people experiencing 'systemic racism' in 2023

[Anonymous No.55781610]

>>55781554
They've been expected to be shit since the last earnings report, It's probably priced in already. Of course we don't know what level of underperformance has been priced in.

Disney+ and movies have been a shitshow (they've likely under-reported a lot of films budgets too), parks are on a steep downward trajectory that's only going to get worse when Epic Universe opens. Toy sales have to be hurting too, they bet big on Lightyear merchandise and shops have been trying to clear stock the week of release. But again, this is all public knowledge so should be priced in.

Guess it all depends on how many amateur investors who hold Disney, Apple and Tesla get spooked and panic sell.

[Anonymous No.55781612]

>>55781587
Nobody goes broke taking profit anon, good job here's a new hat.

[Anonymous No.55781629]

>>55781598
I'm selling tomorrow for a 5% gain

[Anonymous No.55781637]

>>55781612

[FRESH No.55781647]

>>55781633
>>55781633
>>55781633

[Anonymous No.55781651]

>>55781637
thats crazy how people just post screencaps of a random guy on twitter who pays $5 for a checkmark as if it's gospel

[Anonymous No.55781658]

>>55781651
who you callin pepo?

[Anonymous No.55781660]

>>55781637
You drop a billionaire into a 3rd world country with $5 and he gets shanked within 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.55781662]

>>55781651
In all honesty, it's likely true. But only because he can likely get a 7-8 figure investment/loan really easily.

[Anonymous No.55781677]

Are all the consumer focused business getting fucked this morning? Most of my share holdings for companies involving the general public look like this.

[Anonymous No.55781718]

>>55781677
The only stock you need to own and should be buying at any price is NVIDIA

[Anonymous No.55781744]

>>55781718
I only own stocks of companies that I like their product and/or service with potential and want to see grow.

[Anonymous No.55781772]

Gap by night
Crab by day
This is the new normal

[Anonymous No.55781867]

>>55781421
I bought $100 for a laugh. This is clearly an attempt at a pump and dump but who cares.

[Anonymous No.55781966]

I sold the top of my puts today for 33% gains before I would have went red by iv crush. Recognize me

[Anonymous No.55782290]

>>55780440
I would kill for a chance to have her sit on my face while she is all hot and sweaty like that.

[Anonymous No.55782599]

>>55781489
>>55781567
>>55781573
Made this updated version last time I saw this dogshit posted (This chart is now approaching 1 year old)

[Anonymous No.55783257]

>>55781134
I am a Novo chad. 138% return so far