/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55778074]

Bobros. We Are Back. edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous: >>55775507

[Anonymous No.55778078]

First for Taylor Swift.

[Anonymous No.55778087]

So its gonna be a red day because China's economy is taking a shit? Am I understanding this correctly?

[Anonymous No.55778101]

>>55778087
if SPX futures stays red after this crosses 8 percent of its average daily volume, yes.

[Anonymous No.55778108]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.55778132]

I want Amazon to hurry up and shut Twitch down. It would be bullish, I need my stocks to go up to $180 each!

[Anonymous No.55778138]

You know i've only had this exercise bike for 2 and a half weeks, but i've been using it one hour a day six days a week, and it's made a big difference in how I feel mentally and physically. I guess exercise isn't a meme after all.

[Anonymous No.55778172]

>>55778132
Is twitch really that unprofitable?

[Anonymous No.55778174]

>shartmaster
no fucking way

[Anonymous No.55778177]

>>55778138
Exercise is one of the best things you can do for your health. You will thank yourself in the future. There are no negatives to it, and it improves so many aspects of your life.

[Anonymous No.55778182]

>>55778174
>shartmaster

[Anonymous No.55778187]

SOLDING NOT STOPPING

[Anonymous No.55778196]

>>55778138
drop the meat, alcohol, and profanity and you may yet become a gentleman, something unseen in michigan since burt reynolds died.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xm7s9eGxU

[Anonymous No.55778200]

>>55778172
kek you have no idea.

Lets just say that I'm a boomer and I'm old enough to remember the entirety of MySpace's downfall. Myspace being way too aggressive with ads was the first step, and Twitch's approac is too similar to that bullshit.

Now add in to the fact that streaming itself is unbelievably expensive and having to pay off a bunch of shit(money to music record companies like universal, Prime gaming, hosting cloud, etc.) is why Twitch is panicking with increasing prices(ad free already went up 33% compared to last year from $9 to $12 a month) and spamming unblockable ads all the time. Meanwhile jewish investors are putting a bullshit price tag of $45 billion on the site is a red flag.

Don't be surprised to see news of amazon selling it off to some chinese company in the near future and use the funds to focus on AWS/AI.

[Anonymous No.55778208]

>>55778196
This but eat meat

[Anonymous No.55778212]

>>55778138
good for you bwo
i've been down with a cold since last week so haven't been able to go out for a run in a while
got a 15km run scheduled for october
there's just something about being moderately fit, as in knowing you won't collapse after 5-10 minutes of activity, that gives a very pleasant feeling

[Anonymous No.55778225]

Futures are only red because the dollar index is up and the dollar index up is because Asian traders got heemed and panic sold into the dollar. All the indexes are still oversold and a lot of that dollar is going to sail into US bonds and drive yields down while driving the dollar index down, which will drive equities up short at your own peril bobo.

[Anonymous No.55778230]

>futures
https://youtu.be/b-uT-MHifKU

[Anonymous No.55778243]

>>55778196
I had given up for years, but I feel like I have a new lease on life. Wish I would have done it sooner.

[Anonymous No.55778256]

>>55778196
>drop the meat
Lol
lmao!


No.

[Anonymous No.55778277]

Watch for this whole move to retrace back down checkem

[Anonymous No.55778333]

>>55778138
Get a rowing machine next, nigguh. It's like 10x better than an exercise bike.

[Anonymous No.55778351]

>>55778225
>All the indexes are still oversold

[Anonymous No.55778362]

>>55778196
Quitting alcohol is harder than quitting sugar, caffeine, masturbation, and even food for me (I've done 7-day fasts). I'm 33 and the longest streak I've gone without alcohol since 21 is like 2 weeks. The only hope for me to stop drinking is for prohibition to come back.

[Anonymous No.55778370]

What now?

[Anonymous No.55778376]

>>55778362
You literally just have to not purchase it

[Anonymous No.55778377]

>>55778225
So whats a good degenerate 0DTE scalp to jump on at open?

[Anonymous No.55778378]

>>55778351
doubt me if you want but the dxy bounced off resistance then double topped and now is dropping. bobos eat their own and call it a W.

[Anonymous No.55778386]

>>55778277
That pattern, I've seen it somewhere before but I can't put my finger on it

[putsRnotDaWae No.55778390]

>>55778351
Apple is especially oversold. Prepare to get heemed this week, bobo.

[Anonymous No.55778392]

>>55778377
it's a dollar move so anything with positive momentum behind it rly since when dollar goes down everything priced in dollar goes up, but the move is going to retrace before the open anyways once the bond market opens and asian traders have a place to park their new dollars.

[Anonymous No.55778396]

here is the reality: ES is jsut touching the 20 EMA on the daily, and on the hourly it's stuck between the 10, 20, 50 and the 100 emas. this means crabbing then a big move soon, and it wont be dumping

dont forget TA works. FA never works.

[Anonymous No.55778400]

>>55778396
Crab til Thursday?

[Anonymous No.55778401]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55778407]

This market is boring as hell pick an upward or downward trend.

[Anonymous No.55778411]

>>55778401
Is this the best link for futures?
https://finance.yahoo.com/commodities/
Any better ones? Tradingview or somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.55778414]

>>55778407
No

[Anonymous No.55778431]

>>55778378
>>55778390
>NVDA is oversold
>tech is oversold
>literally anything is oversold
Enjoy your financial crisis, NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.55778440]

>>55778411
tradingview is fine. Actual charts are ES1! and NQ1! for s&p and nasdaq. These are on 15 minute delay. To watch in realtime the easiest free option are the cfd charts, SPX500USD and NAS100USD. CFDs are not the same as futures but for indexes they track almost exactly.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55778442]

>>55778431
There will be no crisis, Biden is the best economic president we have ever had. NVDA will hit at least $550 after earnings, I expect a 20% pump in one day.
https://www.newsweek.com/biden-saved-economy-launched-new-age-prosperity-why-isnt-he-getting-any-credit-opinion-1818028

[Anonymous No.55778443]

>>55778411
just put $100 in a TD account and get free realtime quotes

[Anonymous No.55778448]

>>55778442
So you admit it's not oversold and you just made that up.

[Anonymous No.55778449]

>>55778442
>this retard again

[Anonymous No.55778453]

more like taylor shitft

[putsRnotDaWae No.55778457]

>>55778448
NVDA is currently priced appropriately for 11B revenue this quarter, the thing is they are about to beat the estimate. When they beat they will pump again to price in the new growth.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55778461]

>>55778449
Cope, bobochud. Why are you gay bears even here? How have you not run out of money shorting and buying puts?

[Anonymous No.55778462]

>>55778457
The market topped and now your overbought shitstocks are going to collapse to zero. Biden is going to be tried for treason, and then your entire shill farm will be tried shortly after as well.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55778465]

>>55778462
Fortunately, your schizo delusions aren't reality. The S&P will reach a new ATH by October, September will be a bullish month coming off the momentum of NVDA earnings.

[Anonymous No.55778473]

>>55778431
cope bobo you're euphoric about a -.28% caused solely by a +.21% dollar index move driven by action in the fucking ching chong market the downwards move from last week has no more gas left behind it and the nasdaq literally hasn't had two red weeks in a row ytd. you need a big ass catalyst to make that happen and you aren't finding it.

[Anonymous No.55778474]

>>55778465
> September will be a bullish month
New to trading huh?

[Anonymous No.55778475]

>>55778465
>September will be a bullish month
lmao

[Anonymous No.55778477]

>>55778473
Two words:
>C R E D I T
>D O W N G R A D E
The US government is insolvent, even if they don't realize it yet.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55778479]

>>55778474
>>55778475
>Nooooo September is a bullish month because.... some random yearly trends and blatantly antisemitic 7 year cycle because of DA JOOS!
Cope, past performance doesn't equal future results. Your Shemitah nonsense is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.55778480]

>>55778087
There just cant be any sustained dumps/read days because of the sheer amount of money in the system. It will keep rotating into sectors but never dump

[Anonymous No.55778482]

>Don't celebrate too early bears | Big Stocks Are Sleeping

even normies say it's bullish

[Anonymous No.55778484]

>>55778479
Freudian slip. You can't even get your shill lines correct.

[Anonymous No.55778485]

>>55778479
> past performance doesn't equal future results
Except when it does. Market cycles are a thing believe it or not. Line, indeed, does not go up forever.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55778487]

>>55778484
Absolutely not a slip, when you chuds talk about September market crashes you literally always eventually bring up your 7 year cycle based on some obscure Jewish conspiracy theory.
>>55778485
Buy NVDA puts if you genuinely believe this.

[Anonymous No.55778489]

>>55778440
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.55778497]

>>55778489
you betcha

[Anonymous No.55778499]

Sometimes I wonder if putsRnotDaWae is Scoops's alt that he uses for trolling. It's so hard to tell with these legitimately mentally handicapped NAFO types.

[Anonymous No.55778516]

>>55778487
> Buy NVDA puts
I don’t gamble with options, and I was mainly talking about S&P. One company will not hold up the market. Once things get spicy, retail and institutions will take their gains and there will be a massive sell off. I’m not 100% convinced it will be September, but September is historically a red month for a number of reasons. Speculation will be the drive behind it dumping, whether that be NVDA or the market as a whole. Nobody is going to jeopardize >150% gains because they have a feeling that “maybe it won’t be like all the other times!”

[Anonymous No.55778527]

>>55778480
yeah any meaningful dump will be organized and the big players will be let to know a few weeks beforehand

[Anonymous No.55778536]

>>55778443
Good idea

[Anonymous No.55778559]

nasdaq futures more like nad sack poopers

[Anonymous No.55778588]

What do you guys use as indicators? What are some good combinations?

There are like 50 billion different ones from moon phases to funny shapes and complex algorithms. What is some new ideas to try, what do you like to use and what time frames?

[Anonymous No.55778608]

>>55778588
your mother's menstrual cycle

[Anonymous No.55778611]

I'm entering a poker tournament in a few minutes. Please give me digits to wish me luck

[Anonymous No.55778624]

>>55778588
Stoch RSI is perfect, with some EMAs. Stick to 15 or 30 min or 1h candles and kill your greed by taking partial profits all the time and moving your stops to break even
Oscillators suck at exists, it's better to watch how deep the price penetrate the EMAs during a pullback. For instance in a bull trend, a healthy pullback is when the price sticks to the 20 EMA, sometimes 50. if it falls to the 100 it's over.

[Anonymous No.55778630]

>>55778390
>Apple
>oversold
>30x earnings after sell off

?

[Anonymous No.55778722]

>>55778611
good luck john-chan

[Anonymous No.55778738]

>>55778722
based digits!!!!

[Anonymous No.55778766]

[Anonymous No.55778777]

>>55778630
That's normal for him. He's just like that. We love him here, despite his flaws.

[Anonymous No.55778789]

>>55778766
I killed it. It had to be done.

[Anonymous No.55778791]

It's actually stupid right now to be either bullish OR bearish. They're seriously equally-retarded positions to take. S&P and Nasdaq are +17%/+41% YTD, which would already rank as their approx. 5th biggest years in the last 20 if today was December 31st, but it's not December 31st, we only just finished JULY. There's still almost five months left to go. Only a fucking moron would be buying right now. At the very least, the pace set in these first seven months is NOT going to continue. Only bulltards insane on fucking stupid AI euphoria are thinking that. On the other hand, there's no reason to short either, because the market isn't just going to suddenly crash for no reason without a catalyst, and you can't just blindly bet on a catalyst coming. Plus the market is basically rigged at this point to not be able to go down, and even if it does, to make your life hell the whole way with dick-shitting rallies like we got all last year. If you're not already in, the only sensible position right now is cash. I hate this market.

[Anonymous No.55778804]

>>55778791
You are just a pussy footed bear. Grow some testicles, brother.

[Anonymous No.55778807]

>Auch beim Renovieren halten sich die Deutschen derzeit offenbar zurück. Im ersten Halbjahr 2023 wurden insgesamt 14,88 Millionen Quadratmeter Gebäudefläche mit Wärmedämmverbundsystemen gedämmt

Germany, explain yourself. 14,88 million m2?? What's with that number?

[Anonymous No.55778810]

>>55778807
its like square foot but metric

[Anonymous No.55778837]

>>55778807
Bullish for Rheinmetall

[Anonymous No.55778839]

>>55778791
> the market isn't just going to suddenly crash for no reason without a catalyst, and you can't just blindly bet on a catalyst coming.
>he doesn’t know

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.55778862]

i secretly hope my crox puts get exercise

[Anonymous No.55778865]

>>55778810
I know, I live in germany. I was joking about the NUMBER.

[Anonymous No.55778871]

Help

[Anonymous No.55778877]

>>55778871
i wish i could, breath deeply.

[Anonymous No.55778884]

>>55778865

[Anonymous No.55778887]

Also, I shouldn't be so cautious and just short the DAX. I didn't do it in the night. I want to wait til thursday, but man, missed gains.

[Anonymous No.55778900]

Just ordered some Dennys

[Anonymous No.55778904]

How do you guys keep going in the face of constant losses and heemenings? I unironically would be better off financially if I just hid cash under my mattress.

[Anonymous No.55778914]

>>55778608
She's had a hysterectomy or whatever it's called

[Anonymous No.55778923]

>>55778904
the only way is to dump what does work and keep a method which is very simple and it's better to have regular small profits than chasing the big gain

[Anonymous No.55778930]

>>55778611
If you win you gotta send me an entire DOGE coin because all the luck I'm giving you. Just sneak this card into your poker hand bro

[Anonymous No.55778949]

Ppt activate!
Green by 5 am est!

[Anonymous No.55778951]

>>55778900
ywnbarm

[Anonymous No.55778957]

Just transfered 200 bucks into my Robinhood, any good stocks that fluctuates or gives me good dividends? Just need extra cash or at least a second income/passive income.

[Anonymous No.55778971]

>>55778957
Kek what kind of return are you hoping for here?

[Anonymous No.55778974]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.55778978]

So, do we have to wait now for the US for another retard pump? Is this how this day is going to be, again?

[Anonymous No.55778990]

>>55778971
Just money. I have a job, good steady job, don't have to worry about rent as I do live with my grandparents house, just a trail and error kinda thing.

[Anonymous No.55778993]

>>55778957
Just go for a 10 to 1 lotto odds on something way outta the money and get lucky, all you gotta do. Then get lucky 10 times in a row, and you be set brosephus

[Anonymous No.55778994]

>>55778974
yields are way too fucking high, they need to come down eventually

[Anonymous No.55778997]

>>55778978
What u mean its pumped .15% and .25% on spy/qqq in the last 10 minutes. Green in 20 +.5% by us open

[Anonymous No.55779019]

>>55778997
why do americans write like this

[Anonymous No.55779022]

>>55778957
just find a 2% daily return like by rotating thru the sectors of the s&p500

everyday there is an asset which gains 2%, all you have to do is finding it.

[Anonymous No.55779026]

>>55778957
>passive income
>200 bucks
lol

[Anonymous No.55779027]

What shall scalp on open?

[Anonymous No.55779031]

>>55779026
I can put more but I'm pretty cheap lmao I'm not going to dump my whole money into meme stocks. Yet lol

[Anonymous No.55779053]

>>55779019
Where u be from dawg? Tryna come over herr and tell us how to mafuckin speak nigga? Who da fuck you think you u is playa? We be big pimpin spending cheese up over here mane, ya betta recognize foo

[Anonymous No.55779062]

>>55779053
Shalom, Mishe

[Anonymous No.55779073]

>>55779022
well how the fuck do you find it

[Anonymous No.55779082]

well, a month and no job replies... in your experience or in theory what is the best place to work that's "Easy" to get a job at, I heard mcdonalds isnt all that bad.

[Anonymous No.55779096]

>>55778074
Since Bank of America is showing major redflags what should I sell and what should I buy?

[Anonymous No.55779099]

>>55779082
Idk I just got a new job that starts the 28th. Making 105k base

[Anonymous No.55779100]

>>55779027
>open
Been open for 9 and a half hours my dear boy.

[Anonymous No.55779106]

>>55779096
Buy puts

[Anonymous No.55779112]

>>55779099
wooooooow nice man, enjoy and remember to drink water

[Anonymous No.55779119]

>>55779100
I only scalp options

[Anonymous No.55779123]

>>55779082
>>55779099
>jobs
This is a trader thread, you have to go back to www.reddit.com the online pride parade where jobfags and other fags mingle.

[Anonymous No.55779125]

>>55779099
Thats like what? 45k in a european country?

[Anonymous No.55779128]

>>55779112
Thx cartoon poster. I will be a sales engineer. (Have the degree too)

[Anonymous No.55779132]

>>55779119
>I only scalp options
This is an 18+ board.
Come on back in a few years.

[Anonymous No.55779143]

>>55779123
Post ur positions

[Anonymous No.55779152]

>>55779143
>positions
There are no positions in futures trading, you must be confusing futures with gay porn.
Nice bags, btw.

[Anonymous No.55779153]

>>55779143

[Anonymous No.55779157]

>>55779143
That boy won't post shit

[Anonymous No.55779178]

>>55779123
reddit account owner spotted! go back and stay away from my anime women "we're about to expeerience a bull run together and have SEX"

[Anonymous No.55779181]

>>55779152
How many sodas have you had today?

[Anonymous No.55779193]

>>55778900
The melt down

[Anonymous No.55779204]

>>55778791
The fact that valuations are too fucking high and that Jpow repeated "slow growth" during the meeting is likely to pull the market down tho

[Anonymous No.55779214]

>>55778376
You literally don't understand addiction. Go be a fag elsewhere before my bottle of johnny walker over your head

[Anonymous No.55779220]

>>55778362
literally keep doing situps whenever you want to drink
just do 250 crunches in a row and see if you still want to.
if so, so 250 more. you will be too tired to go to the store and buy booze and the worst that can happen is you develop incredible core strength and sick abs

[Anonymous No.55779222]

>>55779178
Are we having sex with eachother? My bussy can't take any more abuse.

[Anonymous No.55779224]

>>55779214
Gambling is the only one I struggle with. Alcohol hurts I hate it.

[Anonymous No.55779229]

>>55778611
Have a Lum

For any Germanbros, why the hell is Deutsche Bank performing so badly? You would think it's undervalued like crazy at that P/E

[Anonymous No.55779238]

>premarket
It's over

[Anonymous No.55779242]

>>55779214
Eh, I took drugs pretty excessively (XTC). I stopped at will. I simply reduced the dosis with every party (3 parties over 3 months) and then I kept on taking a little Speed which I never took as excessively as XTC. And also after a few parties I more and more substituted that with caffeine (powder).

You gotta want it.

[Anonymous No.55779244]

premarket opens
it's all red

[Anonymous No.55779249]

>>55779229
>he thinks that anything else besides sentiment matters

[Anonymous No.55779253]

Anons, what sites do you use for getting those tasty news for short-term trading? I use Yahoo but I'm curious what you lads use.
Also, are there any channels you tend to visit to listen to market news, as in just having in play in the background? Seems like Bloomberg tends to be recommended on different sites, but thought I'd ask you faggots if there's a better alternative.

[Anonymous No.55779261]

>>55779253
bloomberg is normie tier.
for free news news it's financial juice

[Anonymous No.55779262]

>>55779242
With
>I stopped at will
I wanted to say that I made the intentious decision to stop it, by reducing the consumed amount.
Not sure if cold turkey would have worked, without partying maybe yes. But I honestly still wanted to party, but not anymore this hard.

Drinking on the other hand might be more difficult, since it's like weed. A drug that is not as occassion specific. That's why potheads smoke everyfuckin day.

[Anonymous No.55779266]

>>55779214
>tfw my dog just passed away
Damn that image, wish I had a crying Apu rn

[Anonymous No.55779271]

>>55779249
Yeah but banks should be bullish in this scenario since their earnings are completely out of this world (due to inflation/"high" rates). Instead, it is companies like BMW that are running the DAX index (understandable since BMW has performed exceptionally well from a financial standpoint).
Instead, banks are kinda crappy

[Anonymous No.55779275]

>>55779266
I'm sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.55779281]

>>55779271
Stop trying to put reason in this market.

Also
>priced in
>forward looking (rate cuts HURR DURR)

[Anonymous No.55779285]

>>55779271
It's Münchener and Hannover. These 2 carry the DAX hard. BMW is slowly crumbling. But the fuckin insurers are holding this up. They report this week I think. Might drop like BMW, since probably already priced in. And this year a lot of damage is to be expected (China for example as we see right now).

[Anonymous No.55779296]

>>55779281
There is absolutely no way in hell the central banks are cutting rates this year. They might cut a LITTLE BIT next year as inflation slows down but the rates will probably remain at 3%+ for the next two-three years.
The inflationary rates are still insanely high in Europe and we've had more than 20% inflation in the past 2 years. The fugg are they smoking over there in the central banks? Do your fuckin job, Lagarde.
Also, the comparison effect should make it even more obvious that inflation ain't slowing down enough

[Anonymous No.55779300]

>>55779296
everything will be resolved for the american election

[Anonymous No.55779301]

>>55779296
LMAO, Mumu, now you say there is no way they are cutting. THIS whole fuckin market was pumping and hoping they would cut this year, you delusional mumu faggots.

[Anonymous No.55779303]

>>55779296
>>55779301
Or maybe you are one expectional MUMU.

I as a BOBO say it for months, there will be no cuts til mid 2024. And it will NEVER go below 2-3% in the future. If they do this, they are beyond retarded, especially with Oil +80$ atm.

[Anonymous No.55779308]

>>55779303
>>55779296
But we know they are beyond retarded, so they might actually cut it sooner than they should. You say it yourself. Lagarde does nothing.

Fuckin Japan is still doing nothing meaningful. Still riding the transitory meme and hoping for the rest of the world to solve the issue for them.

[Anonymous No.55779316]

>>55779262
Xtc and weed isn't physically addictive like alcohol or opiates, not even the same planet. And stopping alcohol or benzos cold turkey could literally kill you. But your advice on weening down is good, as well as using something else completely different can help someone stop, as long as they don't do enough to get hooked onto the new thing

[Anonymous No.55779318]

this week will be a gigapump bull run

[Anonymous No.55779319]

>>55779266
That sucks bro

[Anonymous No.55779320]

>>55778884
Is that what I think it is?

[Anonymous No.55779322]

>>55778362
Go find the pfd of Allen Carr's Easyway to Quit Drinking
>>55779253
>>55779253
>short-term trading?
They're called "futures" and you don't need any news to trade them. Hope this helps.

[Anonymous No.55779325]

>>55779222
i got sweaty reading this, i think it was nervous sweat.

[Anonymous No.55779329]

>>55778974
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.55779332]

>>55779301
I don't think so actually. I think the market priced in rate hikes last year and now is pricing in the bullish inflation. I honestly don't think anyone is stupid enough to think they will be cutting rates anytime soon.
The high core inflation + low PPI has allowed companies to outdo inflation and squeeze us dry. Profits have risen by an insane amount. But they can't keep raising by much more anymore since it's difficult to justify and they risk losing customers.
The rates have a huge lagging effect and only now have started to affect profits. Coupled with the credit downgrade (and consequently a sell-off of AAA stuff by some investors), it could be a bit bearish.
Then again we are in the middle of a tech mania which could easily easily sustain this bubble and reach S&P 5000 by EOY. The US spending on tech has literally gone ballistic this and last year.

No, the rates will probably stay this way but the bullish outlook of the market can easily remain and can easily become even more bullish provided Bidenomics once again does something to screw us over

[Anonymous No.55779334]

>>55779316
Currently I'm still drinking coffee. But there are times, when I stop it for weeks. It's a drug. I say it often to others. It's addictive.

[Anonymous No.55779346]

Fugg this gay EU market. I am going to the gym while listening to some Bob Ross

[Anonymous No.55779355]

>>55779266
Oh no anon
Was he a good boy?

[Anonymous No.55779362]

>>55779329
Smells like money

[Anonymous No.55779363]

>>55779332
I'm staying bearish, but cautious. Not gonna overleverage as I did a few weeks ago. That retard DAX pump almost wiped me out.

[Anonymous No.55779365]

>>55779266
Checked bless all doggos I'm sorry for your loss anon

[Anonymous No.55779369]

>>55779332
Also, I think you are the swedish guy? I'm shorting Sweden more and more instead of DAX. Splitting that risk a little up.

[Anonymous No.55779376]

>>55779362
Can you guys please stop posting pics of sexy sweaty feet?
I try to make financial decisions here and discuss the current market situation with anons.
Cant do that if i have to take a emergency wank every hour.

[Anonymous No.55779384]

>>55779369
Not Swedish but look at the OMX index... looks bearish as hell. It blew past its MA200 support. Not even the industry's strong earnings can maintain this stupid market.
>>55779376
Bro, get it together

[Anonymous No.55779386]

>>55779362

[Anonymous No.55779395]

>>55779384
I don't get feetfags. Essentially, when you look at it. The toes in your specific picture look like small dicks. Are feetfags basically faggots?

[Anonymous No.55779398]

>>55779376
For every 10K you read or chart that you put meme lines on, you should "reward" yourself. that's how you can stay ready for any market event.

[Anonymous No.55779405]

>>55779376
I refuse

[Anonymous No.55779427]

>>55779405
I appreciate these pictures being posted before market open. Crank one or two… or three out that way I can trade in post nut clarity. Almost always turns me from bullish to bearish though.

[Anonymous No.55779448]

ok time to stare at the ceiling till a ticker shows up in the stucco and go all in, good luck today everyone

[Anonymous No.55779453]

Crab til midday Wednesday, then Bobo time.
>Inb4 two more weeks
Nope, just a day and a half is all

[Anonymous No.55779466]

Sisters... >>55777777

[Anonymous No.55779468]

???? TMV shitting the bed for no reason???

[Anonymous No.55779471]

>>55779453
CPI is thursday

[Anonymous No.55779476]

>>55779468
OH SHIT THE YIELDS ARE DROPPING BASTARD

[Anonymous No.55779492]

STOP SELLING NOW. I WANT ANOTHER PUMP AND I WANT TO SHORT

[Anonymous No.55779493]

i am 100% cash again.

[Anonymous No.55779494]

>>55779427
What are you trading today?

[Anonymous No.55779496]

Except BMW, but at least pump something else so that DAX still goes up. BMW you can sell.

[Anonymous No.55779510]

Looking on these 1 hourly graphs for EU, I'm questioning the sanity of this market

[Anonymous No.55779525]

>>55779471
Yep

[Anonymous No.55779526]

rates down
futures down
commodities down
crypto down
dollar down

what in the fuck

[Anonymous No.55779528]

>>55779494
Ive been holding SOXL for a few days... nothing but a 10% loss at the moment

[Anonymous No.55779536]

>>55779526
Look at Doctor Copper. We are getting fugged. Only stable mega caps (read tech and stocks like Caterpillar, McDonalds, and so on) will survive

[Anonymous No.55779543]

>>55779526
don't worry, tomorrow will pump sky high and the rest of the week will be green

[Anonymous No.55779544]

No way we test Friday lows right?

Regards,

[Anonymous No.55779566]

>>55779544
Language!

[Anonymous No.55779570]

I should have shorted when that oil anon showed off his oil gains yesterday

[Anonymous No.55779571]

Wtf guys, somebody slurp this mess up!

[Anonymous No.55779591]

My body is ready for the surprise pump later day! I'm gonna print so much on my longs.

>>55779384
>>55779386
>>55779398
>>55779405
I would much prefer chounyuu tits being posted instead of feet, but I know the thread would get nuked so whatever

[Anonymous No.55779605]

Today is the day.

[Anonymous No.55779608]

And just like that, nothing will ever be green ever again, not even for one millisecond

[Anonymous No.55779609]

>>55779571
Of course anon, because slurpers definitely have the ability to simultaneously stop both China and US regional banks from collapsing at the same time. Slurpers can even get China to give up its dreams of taking Taiwan and give us all world peace

[Anonymous No.55779610]

the stock showeed up... its MARA

[Anonymous No.55779620]

>markets

[Anonymous No.55779650]

>>55779609
Slurpers will literally save the world. Slurpers are the good guys

[Anonymous No.55779653]

>TSMC approves plan to build semiconductor plant in Germany.

WE ARE SO BACK

[Anonymous No.55779667]

>>55779494
SQQQ, SOXL
And 100 to 1000 shares of various penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.55779670]

>>55779667
>SQQQ, SOXL
So you think tech will shit the bed but not semis?

[Anonymous No.55779681]

>>55779153
Nice

[Anonymous No.55779683]

>>55779667
Oh and LLY. Waiting to see if it moons after earnings especially since their mounjaro has taken the fuck off.

[Anonymous No.55779689]

>>55779670
SOXS, sorry I’m a retard.

[Anonymous No.55779703]

>>55779099
I'm happy for you Anon.

[Anonymous No.55779713]

For the last months China data was always forgotten and not even that. It was bullish
>bottom
>STIMULUS
now it changed? This is a sentiment market. If it was forwardlooking it would have known things wouldn't get better with China.

[Anonymous No.55779719]

>Cholina missed its Import/export goal by double digits
>Moody's downgrading 10 banks credit scores
>US credit rating dropped
Its getting close, theres only so many bandaids the government can put on this.

[Anonymous No.55779720]

>DUTCH CPI MOM ACTUAL 1% (FORECAST -, PREVIOUS -0.3%)
Uh guise... is 1% MoM inflation good for you?

[Anonymous No.55779725]

>>55779494
Holding cash to buy the September correction

[Anonymous No.55779730]

>>55779296
> Do your fuckin job, Lagarde.
>>55779308
> Lagarde does nothing.

She does what she’s told, there’s nothing there in her head but what she’s told to do. She’s an aggressive social networker by trade not a thinker.

[Anonymous No.55779734]

STOP THE HEEM

[Anonymous No.55779742]

>>55779719
Part of me wishes for another stock market crash on 1987 or even 1929 but it won't happen

[Anonymous No.55779755]

>>55779734
The heeming will continue until morale improves.

[Anonymous No.55779758]

>>55779734
Nope, the only way to stop the heem is a lot of smug Bobo posting

[Anonymous No.55779759]

>>55779742
In America it's illegal for corpos to lose money.

[Anonymous No.55779763]

>>55779758
Say no more.

[Anonymous No.55779764]

[Anonymous No.55779766]

>>55779719
But what are the drug inflation? Those are the only ones dutch care about

[Anonymous No.55779771]

[Anonymous No.55779773]

I don't get why these crashes happen so suddenly and out of nowhere. The fuckin china data was there already. Why crash it 2 hours after open?

[Anonymous No.55779780]

>>55779719
>Its getting close, theres only so many bandaids the government can put on this.
As much as I want to agree with you, I think there are to many powerful vested interests. They have plenty more willing sacrifices to give before the economic situation becomes untenable.

[Anonymous No.55779792]

>>55779780
Something irrational, something solvent

[Anonymous No.55779796]

Said it several times. Timing EU is bullshit, absolute retard market. Probably only waiting to be slurped up by US.

[Anonymous No.55779797]

Banks kvetching about having to pay depositors

[Anonymous No.55779799]

>wake up
>PLTR is read again
zzzz

[Anonymous No.55779802]

>>55779780
Powell wants unemployment to go up. I don’t think he has a problem with employment going to 5% if it gets inflation down and crashes SPY to the mid 300s again. If unemployment approaches 7%, I could see him getting cold feet, but otherwise he has plenty of room to work with and really doesn’t have any serious problems other than some more shit tier west cost banks failing. If USB or Schwab goes down we can start panicking, but I doubt that’ll happen

[Anonymous No.55779820]

>>55779796
for me its europe closing 4 hours before. then the market goes against you and you have to wait for tomorrow to sell.

sure you can sell before close but still.

[Anonymous No.55779836]

>Leading global chipmakers, including Apple, Samsung Electronics, Nvidia and Intel, will invest in Arm as soon as the company is listed on the market.
>Arm's share flotation is slated for mid- to late September.

[Anonymous No.55779837]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55779840]

Disney said ai. Pump it.

[Anonymous No.55779844]

>>55779802
Unemployment going up to 5% in the 4th quarter before an election year is unrealistic. Jpow my not like it, but he is going to have to work within the framework of Bidenomics for the next year.

[Anonymous No.55779852]

Why do I always close my positions on the wrong day and not on the days it actually rebounds...? FFS

[Anonymous No.55779853]

it's our time now

[Anonymous No.55779854]

>>55779840
lel, what did they say exactly?

[Anonymous No.55779856]

Some 0DTE's will 10x today, if timed right. Which ones and when is the only question.

Which ones will it be bros? I really could use another giant juicy porterhouse again tonight, help me out. What buy?

[Anonymous No.55779878]

>>55779836
Will ARM look to settle with Qualcomm before going public?

[Anonymous No.55779901]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55779903]

I'm expecting a bear flag on EU. Tomorrow again spike up, Thursday down, friday up. Next week dead.

[Anonymous No.55779907]

>>55779844
The 2008 crisis started in an election year. The Fed doesn’t give a shit

[Anonymous No.55779908]

As I said, you can sell BMW, but at least buy something else to not crash the DAX, goddamn.

[Anonymous No.55779912]

>>55779903
So should we do the opposite then? Maybe that's what (((they))) want us to expect so the blood sucking vampires can bleed us out

[Anonymous No.55779913]

americans crushing the nas

[Anonymous No.55779915]

EUbros, I don't feel so good. Pretty much everything is crashing to the ground (still close to ATH so pretty much impossible to buy). Oh well, impossible to determine anything before the US opens (like always)

[Anonymous No.55779919]

Optimists are the most annoying people in the world
This country is a fucking shithole.

[Anonymous No.55779927]

>>55779915
>buy now
>keeps dumping after us open
>buy again
It's not that hard

[Anonymous No.55779930]

>>55779915
Simply didn't expect this shit. Suddenly china matters. Suddenly the hopes for stimulus aren't bullish. Faggot market

[Anonymous No.55779936]

102.6 violently rejected on the DXY

[Anonymous No.55779943]

Just take a nap or go back to sleep and set your alarm for 4 hours from now, and everything will be fine

[Anonymous No.55779952]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55779954]

>>55779907
>The Fed doesn’t give a shit
That's true, but the Democrats in power have tied themselves to the Bidenomics bullshit. The central bank is going to be fighting the Congress and the president who want low unemployment. What is Jpow going to do? Raise 1 bps rather than .75? I think we will see unemployment hover around 3-4%. Unless something catastrophic happens.

[Anonymous No.55779956]

>>55779930
financial news is tail wagging the dog, a move happens and media people grasp for straws to explain the move no matter how inconsistent it is, people click on the headline because they want to know why they are making/losing money, in the short term timescale the movements are mostly random

[Anonymous No.55779962]

>>55779266
RIP.

[Anonymous No.55779969]

>>55779758
>>55779763
>>55779764
>>55779771
>>55779853
>>55779856
>>55779912
>>55779919
>>55779943
Lots of smug bobos here today. But guess what? I'm not selling.

[Anonymous No.55779985]

>>55779969
Good. I maybe a bobro, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want you to make it too. Just give us our time to shine and make some money.

[Anonymous No.55779992]

The market broke me. It made me believe it couldn't drop. It made me believe data wouldn't matter (which it still doesn't but sentiment). Fuckin shook me out again. Close to fomoing again (short).

>>55779956
I know that news are entire worthless. I don't read that. I mean data.

[Anonymous No.55779997]

>>55779266
F bro

[Anonymous No.55779999]

>>55779930
>>55779930
>>55779992
this is why you stick to TA like EMAs, one oscillator and you take profit quickly on the 30min TF

[Anonymous No.55780000]

>>55778791
There are a bunch of stocks that are cheap right now like BASF, BAYER or QUALCOMM. Not all the market is overpriced, you are just too fucking lazy to look around

[Anonymous No.55780006]

>>55779653
how can i profit from this? ASML+AMAT?

[Anonymous No.55780012]

So how should of one trade this? Go short at end of yesterday eod rip like balls of steels? That's dumb.

[Anonymous No.55780014]

>>55779985
I want all my frens to make it too but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy some pre-market shitposting.

[Anonymous No.55780015]

Anon, you only had to listen to me and heed my warnings when you had the chance.

[Anonymous No.55780016]

>>55780006
Does TSMC buy from Tokyo Electron?

[Anonymous No.55780021]

Why are my bond etfs spiking?

[Anonymous No.55780028]

I shorted TUP

[Anonymous No.55780038]

>>55780000
>Qualcomm
Can't wait for it to dump even more on worse smartphone sales than guidance on the 3rd quarter lmao

[Anonymous No.55780042]

>>55778974
>fed stops hiking rates
>yield curve inverts way more
>inflation is over!

[Anonymous No.55780047]

>>55780038
BIG QUALCOMM DICK will anal gape the laptop market come october. Not financial advice

[Anonymous No.55780062]

>>55780047
are you a semifag? I'm on the equipment side and for standard chip, the lines are idle lol

[Anonymous No.55780067]

NOVO NORDISK COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.55780075]

>>55779930
People are starting to realize that massive government stimulus still wouldn't be enough to fix China's economy long-term. That country's economy is fucked and it's only just starting to dawn on people how fucked it really is.

[Anonymous No.55780085]

>>55780062
I shitpost on /g/

[Anonymous No.55780086]

>>55780075
The one child policy was so fucking retarded. Their demographics are going to completely screw over their growth

[Anonymous No.55780094]

gree:
-bonds
-dollar
-vix

red:
-everything else

[Anonymous No.55780117]

>>55780086
One child policy doesn't even matter honestly, their birthrates were already imploding before its implementation and have continued to implode since its removal. There are a ton of factors behind it but there's a general lack of desire to have children in China and the cost of raising a child there is literally the most expensive on Earth relative to income. Couple that with local schools and governments having an incentive to inflate birth data because of government funding based on population numbers and the fact that most official birth data doesn't match numbers for the same demographic cohort some years out, and it's likely that China's in an even worse position than it seems.

[Anonymous No.55780123]

>vix is up bigly premarket
We're all gonna die aren't we

[Anonymous No.55780128]

>>55780094
Don’t forget GPRO :D

[Anonymous No.55780143]

AAAAAAAH I JUST SHORTED THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.55780148]

>>55780117
this lack of youngsters is why there wont be a real war over taiwan

[Anonymous No.55780150]

spy puts?

[Anonymous No.55780159]

>>55780148
No that’s exactly why there will be a war over Taiwan. They’re going to kill all of those young men in the straight and beaches of Taiwan. They need more young women and that’s not exactly something you can easily make more of

[Anonymous No.55780170]

>>55780148
Young men without access to women is a huge problem for any government. Your options are internal war or external war.

[Anonymous No.55780174]

Been gone for a while /smg/... is Biden economics still so corrupt its unstoppable?

[Anonymous No.55780175]

>>55780159
There’s plenty of women in Ukraine and Russia.

[Anonymous No.55780177]

that's not how it works
Parents are okay with their sons dying in some shitty war by the ruling class, when their is an abundance of sons. When there is paucity of young men nobody will allow it.

[Anonymous No.55780179]

>>55780177
>their is
there is

[Anonymous No.55780183]

Yo, United Slurpers of America, wtf?

[Anonymous No.55780184]

>>55780159
Anon that doesn't make any sense.

[Anonymous No.55780196]

>>55780062
Check out earning reports of ASML, Texas Instruments, and similar, m8. Insane earnings, good guidance, and once again proving that the "demand" FUD is bs. Sure, the demand might not be as high as expected, but semis/tech run the world and that tech ain't going nowhere.

[Anonymous No.55780199]

>SQQQ Is going parabolic

[Anonymous No.55780204]

Ken chads what happened to futures?

[Anonymous No.55780212]

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.55780226]

Oil bros...

[Anonymous No.55780227]

HOLY FUCK WE'RE GONNA HAVE A -1000 DAY ON THE DOW ARENT WE?

[Anonymous No.55780232]

>>55780226
Bro, u think you have it bad? I am a copperidiot... sure I am up +40% but I fuckin knew I should have sold last week... now suddenly bad China data and the credit downgrades suddenly matter and we are getting a recession? Fugg ovv Mr. Market

[Anonymous No.55780233]

Calls on Nvidia. Expiration Friday.

[Anonymous No.55780234]

its safe to go long here

[Anonymous No.55780240]

We are going to reverse in a hilarious way today I can feel it.

[Anonymous No.55780241]

Hello kind sirs, I am big time investor, great be here. How you doing?

[Anonymous No.55780251]

AHH STOP FALLING, I NEED TO SHORT

[Anonymous No.55780253]

>>55780234
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.55780265]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.55780268]

>>55780234
OK anon. I'll be buying 500 shares of TQQQ at open. Don't let me down.

[Anonymous No.55780273]

>>55780226
what went wrong??
I thought it was our time.
Maybe I should slurp this tasty dip.

[Anonymous No.55780279]

>>55780038
Qualcomm is going to take over desktop and it has a gorillion patents with immediate industrial use. It is a good company and whenever it dips you should simply buy

[Anonymous No.55780291]

Quite ironic. My hair finally gets the length were you could consider it somewhat along, especially since it's wavy and in the back it curls (SHOW NOSE, no). And now I start to bald in the front, making it all completely senseless.

I think I can live with a somewhat bald head, cut it short first and see. But it's the irony. 33 now btw, it started january this year pretty obvious on the left temple. And now last 1-2 months right side (before that it was somewhat ok, but now it's bogged). Was thinking to cut is anyways, but for some reason I have the feeling I will miss them.

[Anonymous No.55780297]

>>55780273
They will blame it on China growth fears probably or something gay like that. I am of the opinion that oil speculators are just paper hand little bitches though.

[Anonymous No.55780300]

>implying bidenomics will not save the day again by telling the treasury to buy whatever is the most red

Do you people actually think corporate and washington aren't in constant communication? I am in a crab mood today.

[Anonymous No.55780302]

>>55780297
>>55780273
Today it's several things combined.

>Shitty China trade data
>Italy has some new tax for banks (40% on profits), crashes all EU banks
>Small-mid US banks downgraded and bigger on watchlist

[Anonymous No.55780327]

>>55780268
wise decision

[Anonymous No.55780355]

Wait no fucking way can MUH CHINA be the goddamn reason for red. That's so fucking retarded, that was the already-stupid reason for things to be red last year. Green EOD czech em

[Anonymous No.55780357]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55780359]

this mornin's Bing "Explore More" while doin' my MSFT Bing/Edge Rewards points routine to get my next WMT gift card.

[Anonymous No.55780366]

>>55780359
Shit, BOIL started spiking up and distracted me and forgot to attach picrel.

[Anonymous No.55780394]

https://youtu.be/0HtyF0jux2Q?t=3

[Anonymous No.55780447]

Hey, if YOUR markets are blood red then at least you can be happy for the Australians, Canadians, and nips, right? Just be happy for those who are prospering while you are losing.

[FRESH No.55780448]

>>5780440
>>5780440
>>5780440

[FRESH No.55780459]

>>55780440
>>55780440
>>55780440
it's early...

[Anonymous No.55780460]

>>5780440
>5 years ago

[QANON No.55780469]

>>>/pol/437244728
BUMP for Disclosure Now!

[Anonymous No.55780483]

>>55780469
44444 days would be better