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55771239 No.55771239 [Reply] [Original]

Got bored and decided to look up former classmates
>VP of emerging markets
>Legal Controller
>Broker
>Equity Analyst
>Data Scientist
>Merchant Growth Analyst
>Regional Operations Manager
>Technical Investigator
>Marketing Director

Meanwhile, I sell milk. Honest God, I sell milk, & I have to try to convince store managers to give us shelf space, like it's milk.

So what coin to get me out of this?

>> No.55771246

>>55771239
this thread again

>> No.55771261

>>55771239
Be proud anon. Without you, kids would never get the sweet taste of your biologically, organically, massaged cows milk. You have the wagyu beverage of dairy.
If you aren't fighting for that shelf space then everyone who ever bought your cows milk would have completely missed out on that. They would have chosen for some low brand solution where the cows are neglected and the kids grow up as retards.

>> No.55771263

Why do americans want to name their jobs like this?

>> No.55771269

>>55771239
So what? They're just wagies with cool titles, you're an entrepreneur, you already have a better mindset than they do you just have to learn to grow your business.

>> No.55771276

>nepotism
>merit

>> No.55771293
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55771293

Main question for you OP:

> Were you bullied by these same people back in high school, college, or whatever?

If the answer is yes, then I'm afraid to tell you that this is evolutionary biology/natural selection at work. You see, the alpha males who bullied did so to put you in your place on the social hierarchy. They'll always remain on the top, their bullying of you only reinforced their position at the top.

Alpha male = gets all the money, women, etc. They essentially enjoy the lions share/spoils of war

Beta male = you, getting bullied, put on your place at the bottom of the pyramid, the bottom feeder, the one who's "smart" but simply taken advantage of, alphas make you do all the work to earn THEM money, not you.

I get it, biology is a bitch. Suck it up and deal with it, your genetic destiny is determined at birth.

>> No.55771305

>>55771239
>>Merchant Growth Analyst

This sounds very jewish

>> No.55771383

>>55771293
yes they bullied me but everyone called me the guy who has a high IQ and would make the most money and do the best.

>> No.55771895

>>55771263
Because Americans worship work and their jobs are the most important things in their lives even more than their own family

>> No.55771919

>>55771895
I hate Americans
>t. American

>> No.55772286

>>55771239
None of those are real jobs.

>> No.55772308

test

>> No.55772321

>>55771263
The American subsidiary of the company I work for has a retarded title inflation.

Everyone is Vice President of X, where the same person here would be a Team Leader (X).

>> No.55772696

>>55771239
is it at least decent milk like organic grass fed or some low-tier poorfag shit? nothing wrong with being a salesman either, anon. most of those people are just utilizing fancy titles to sound like they got ahead.

>> No.55772704

>>55771239
90% of these aren't even real jobs. Society is a scam and you literally can't change my mind.

>> No.55772718

>>55771293
>Alpha male = gets all the money, women, etc. They essentially enjoy the lions share/spoils of war
This is not the way that society is set up at all though. It's entirely dysgenic and that's the entire problem. Literally go back m8, either to reddit or to high school or wherever the fuck you came from.

>> No.55772864

>>55771239
bro here is the thing. i have this same feeling. im 23, i dropped out of college and got my net+ and a+ certs instead, only to move home to my parents where there is almost zero IT jobs.
people i know from high school have business degrees and accounting positions that pay well, and sometimes i get down about it, but honestly, i dont want to live like them. most people i know who found the college format easy are boring an unopinionated. rn i have been thinking of an entrepreneurial endeavor i should pursue. but basically, if you dislike your job that is its own issue. but if you are concerned with the title of it messing with your self esteem, there is no need.

>> No.55772899

>>55771239
Those all sound like ansolute shit jobs. I worked in corporate for a decade and I quit and got a trade. So glad to be out the office where I was propagandised with LGBT and BLM shit everyday.