*BEEP BEEP BEEP*

[Anonymous No.55771217]

Oh noes, is that your alarm clock? Better rise and shine wagie! Doesn’t matter that the sun isn’t even up yet, time waits for no man, and neither does Mr. Shekelstein. He needs you to slave away to get him those hard earned shekels. But its okay. You’ll have two or three hours of free time tonight after you sit in traffic for two hours trying to get home.

And what will I be doing all this time? Well, my novel is almost finished, I believe I’ve told you about it before, and I’m learning three musical instruments. Basically I’m living as man was meant to live. I haven’t even had to leave the house in a month. So no sitting in traffic for me.

Have a nice day!

[Anonymous No.55771229]

>>55771217
Go fuck yourself. If we didn't work you would have NOTHING. Have some respect.

[Anonymous No.55771250]

>>55771229
Lmao seething wagie

[Anonymous No.55771254]

>>55771217
Lower your tone

[Anonymous No.55771275]

>>55771217
sound good but if you want this to keep being fun start working out bro. at some point it wont be fun bc ull get sick or fat or something.

[Anonymous No.55771291]

>>55771217
I'm NEET and loaded with money and I sleep whenever I want I never set an alarm I just wake up when I'm done sleeping and fully rested.
I dont even know what its like to be tired.

[Anonymous No.55771361]

>>55771291
Based

[Anonymous No.55772554]

>>55771217
I hate my life, bros. I’m sitting on my wage cage right now and I wake to die. What’s the point of living off life is spending 9 hours in a cage every day

[Anonymous No.55772570]

>>55772554
*in
*want
Fucking phone posting like some normalfag piece of shit

[Anonymous No.55772682]

>tfw afternoon shift
I will soon head out to suffer..

[Anonymous No.55772699]

i have the day off after working all weekend

[Anonymous No.55772810]

Best source of neetbux? I'm in CA btw.

[Anonymous No.55773057]

>>55771217
>was a NEET for years
>tfw wfh now
I get paid to do what I love from time to time AND to sleep, faggot

[Anonymous No.55773120]

>>55771217
imagine not keeping up with the current AI and domain name meta in the degen space, ngmi

[Anonymous No.55773177]

>Alarm clock, NGMI
>wake up whenever tf u want
> Ape shitcoins in current hyped meta, WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55773200]

I work remote tho. I don't have to get up at a certain time or be stuck in traffic.

[Anonymous No.55773230]

>>55771217
I wanna learn harmonica

[Anonymous No.55773283]

>>55771217
I do have an alarm clock but for this reason >>55773120

[Anonymous No.55773290]

Once, in a bustling city, Mr. Shekelstein owned a successful yet toxic business, demanding long, grueling hours from his employees. Emily, a brave new hire, confronted him about the harmful work environment, urging him to value work-life balance. Her courage struck a chord with Mr. Shekelstein, making him realize the toll on his workforce.

Slowly, he changed his ways, introducing flexible hours and expressing appreciation for his employees' efforts. As the office atmosphere transformed, productivity soared, and the once-exhausted workers became more dedicated and loyal.

Mr. Shekelstein's transformation inspired other entrepreneurs to prioritize employee well-being, leaving a lasting legacy that reshaped the business world. The company continued to thrive, now an example of success achieved through compassion and respect.

Emily's brave act brought about a culture of empathy and understanding. Mr. Shekelstein's reputation as a ruthless boss shifted to that of a compassionate leader, earning admiration from all. The tale of his metamorphosis became a legend, inspiring generations of entrepreneurs to create workplaces where employees thrived. Business, once cutthroat, became a place of kindness, making the world better for all.

[Anonymous No.55773395]

>>55773177
>current hyped meta
you sound like a 2021 hype boi

in all honesty, I have dreamt of sustaining my lifestyle by slinging shitcoins all day.
What's the current meta even?

[Anonymous No.55773415]

>>55773395
per usual its AI and elon shitposts

[Anonymous No.55773448]

>>55771217
No, that is the sound of my child crying.

[Anonymous No.55773957]

>>55771217
BASED NEET

Good thing I wfh

[Anonymous No.55774017]

Love the larp that NEETs are these creative spirits who are devoting their times to the arts
All you faggots do is play video games and masturbate until your dopamine receptors shrivel up, at which point trooning out and suicide is your inevitable future
>inb4 GO BAG TO WURK 4 MR SHEGELSHTEIN!
I AM Mr Shekelstein, motherfuckers

[Anonymous No.55774051]

>>55771217
How does the neet feel about the WFH chad? I work like two hours a day from home, get all my work done and do my own thing then. Schlomo is chill and just wants me to get my work done.

[Anonymous No.55774887]

>>55771217
I want off this ride. I just feel so perpetually tired.

[Anonymous No.55776930]

>>55771217
Oh…h-h-hi NEET. It’s me, w-w-wagie. I uh, finally had enough and quit and am kinda starting to be a NEET. Like you. I actually u-u-uh took inspiration from you. Today I spent 8 hours in the kitchen instead of at work making some delicious cookies. I ended up making so many because of all the free time and I just figured….you may want some? I have like 12 you can h-h-have. I’ll just leave them there….*walks away nervously*

[Anonymous No.55777033]

[Anonymous No.55777073]

>>55774017
Based

[Anonymous No.55777148]

>>55771291
This is the Way.

[Anonymous No.55777286]

>>55771217
>as man was meant to live
You're supposed to be out there hunting, foraging, and slaying prey for your cute hairy-legged (and hairy armptis) wife while the both of you wear animal loin cloths and die of old age at the ripe old age of 30 when your teeth rot out of your mouth.

[Anonymous No.55777306]

>I have three meetings tomorrow morning
>one is an "in person" meeting because the client insisted on meeting in person for something that could be done over the phone

[Anonymous No.55777332]

>>55771217
my work tomorrow starts at 5pm. im not going to set an alarm ill probably doze off around 4am tonight or whenever I want really

[Anonymous No.55778412]

>>55777033
Crazy wagies sitting two hours of their day in a transportation pod, feeling miserable and then, depending on how much they earn, spending a sizable chunk of their income on maintaining and fueling aforementioned transportation pod.
Work from home master race, here. Basically NEET, but leeching from a company instead of my parents or the gubbernmint.

[Anonymous No.55778920]

>>55772554
it dont have to be that way foreverg

[Anonymous No.55778935]

>>55776930
*Slaps ex-wagiecuck in the face*
once a cuck, always a cuck
NEETkings such as myself are born this way

[Anonymous No.55779286]

*yaaawn* just woke up from my nap because I had to attend a meeting. Good morning, NEETs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbd0I4euPIw

[Anonymous No.55779350]

>>55777148
>Fat Man Photography
kek

[Anonymous No.55779686]

>>55773120
You just know?

[Anonymous No.55779944]

> have comfy wfh job in corporate finance
> wake up at 9:29
> eat breakfast while attending meetings
> "Anon, anything to add" says the roastie from Legal
> "nah all good for me" I reply, knowing perfectly I haven't listened to anything and have no fucking clue what they are talking about
> hand over some slides for my analyst to do. Tell him no biggie, he can take his time, stupid BizDevs can wait (I'm paid triple their salary anyways)
> joke around with bank bro on the phone for two hours
> take 2h lunch break, fuck my beautiful wife after she made me some delicious meal
> make up a fake meeting with my analysts so they can go play ping pong or go to the gym or whatever from 2PM to 4PM
> play piano, go for a squash game with my gutbeer neighbour down at the squash court on the 8th floor, or just lay in bed
> 4PM back to work
> reply to emails "no, sorry, slide decks aren't ready, deal with it"
> delegate menial tasks to compliance / HR / Legal at 5PM sharp
> dick around with banker bro again on the phone for two hours
> play with my daughter after she's done on her homework
> we all have a delicious dinner prepared by my beautiful wife
> more play with my daughter & wife, board games or movies depending on the day
> send emails from my phone telling people that no, the model isn't ready yet and that my team is "working on it" (they aren't)
> go to bed at 9PM after another sweaty sex session with my wife

idk man, it's not that bad being a "wagie". You're there surviving on gibs whereas I make 300K a year dicking around and still getting big bonuses.

[Anonymous No.55780001]

>>55779944
you fuck your wife twice a day?

[Anonymous No.55780029]

>>55780001
why wouldn't I? Not every day, of course, but sometimes more often than that. I'm not a roid tranny, I haven't fried my brain with porn, my dick is healthy and vigorous, why wouldn't I enjoy some intimate time with the love of my life?

She doesn't need to work, she is mostly just pursuing her passions for painting and music, keeping herself /fit/ for my enjoyment and her health and wellbeing, and taking good care of my daughter.
We are young, we are healthy and good looking, carpe diem my brother! Enjoy it while it lasts. While I don't resent getting older, I know I have to seize the day and enjoy the moments I share with her.
Today is a gift, which is why it is called the present.

[Anonymous No.55780065]

>>55780029
>this is what underage larpers think what adult life is

[Anonymous No.55780076]

>>55780065
I'm 29, not exactly underage.
I'm sorry the fat slob you call a wife doesn't want to fuck you, maybe you shouldn't have obsessed over getting a "trad aryan gf". Meanwhile my fit cute korean wife is <50kg and lets me fuck her every day.

[Anonymous No.55780087]

wfh chads
how do we keep on winning like this???? I make money and I'm comfy in my blankie

[Anonymous No.55780101]

>>55780087
the virgin NEET fears the WFH Chad

[Anonymous No.55780106]

>>55780101
Being NEET is technically better, if you have the money. But WFH + doing only the absolute minimum is a good compromise.

[Anonymous No.55780118]

>>55780076
lmao if you daughter from your larp fantasy is old enough to be doing homework, then you’ve been fucking you cutie korean for at least a decade right now, which is room temperature iq levels for one of the two reasons: you either locked yourself in at about 19 kek and been plowing the same cooter (and non-white at that) during your best years and keep enjoying that (twice a day for 10 years, a woman that is your samw age too) or your larp isn’t really thought out that well even at basic details.

[Anonymous No.55780142]

>>55780076
This guy likes to fuck little Asian boys who smell like tuna.
And he was cucked by his first wife and didn't even get a son out of it!

[Anonymous No.55780185]

>>55771217
Sheriff’s here, Richard. Back in your hole.

[Anonymous No.55780205]

>>55774017
Based

[Anonymous No.55780286]

>>55780118
daughter is 6
yeah I married at 22
problem?

[Anonymous No.55780332]

>>55771217
I wake up before my alarm clock and do push ups before work.
Literally ran to work today.
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.55781156]

>>55780076
>maybe you shouldn't have obsessed over getting a "trad aryan gf".
>she is mostly just pursuing her passions for painting and music, keeping herself /fit/ for my enjoyment and her health and wellbeing, and taking good care of my daughter.
> we all have a delicious dinner prepared by my beautiful wife
she sounds like a tradwife. homemaking and taking care of your kids

[Anonymous No.55782100]

>>55771217
Im sure the unnatural forced getting up 5/7 days even tho the body wants to rest is the most unhealthy thing people are doing.
And then they put in toxic bean soup to make the body adrenalized.
This is what ages you

[Anonymous No.55782115]

>>55780332
>exercising
Almost as bad as forced wake up

[Anonymous No.55782132]

>>55780076
>why yes i like bones
Low test

[Anonymous No.55782169]

>>55777033
I dont really like Nieztsche but he said one right thing:
Alle Menschen zerfallen, wie zu allen Zeiten so auch jetzt noch, in Sklaven und Freie; denn wer von seinem Tage nicht zwei Drittel für sich hat, ist ein Sklave, er sei übrigens wer er wolle.
All humans split, like at all times so today, in slaves and frees; because who has not 2/3 of his day for himself is a slave, by the way no matter who he is (what job).
My translation

[Anonymous No.55782197]

>>55777286
Ok Shlomo but thats fantasy

[Anonymous No.55782209]

>>55771229
Imagine working for this system and beeing proud

[Anonymous No.55782287]

>>55771217
Kek

[Anonymous No.55783268]

>>55771229

[Anonymous No.55783485]

>>55780065
Don't worry. The quality of posts will improve once school starts again.