/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55764263]

I finally did it bros, I finally managed to get a comfy do nothing job.

[Anonymous No.55764268]

Welcome home.

[Anonymous No.55764291]

Don't get comfy Anon, the years will go by so quickly and before you know it you're a boomer.

[Anonymous No.55764328]

I refuse to believe these jobs exist

I personally just believe this is 1 gigantic LARP propagated by those who want to seem like they're naturally skilled/talented/intelligent where they can be highly paid for doing nothing


It reminds me of being back in school where people would say how they "didn't even study bro" and got a 100% grade.

There is this fake thing people started doing in the last 20 years or so where everyone wants to give the perception to others that they're able to be successful with very little to 0 effort.

[Anonymous No.55764346]

Nice. Good job bro.

[Anonymous No.55764503]

>>55764263
Based. Welcome to making it.

>>55764328
A ton of office jobs are like this, they require a trivial amount of time to actually do. Especially if you WFH.

[Anonymous No.55764516]

>>55764328
I used to have a $110k “data scientist” job where I had interns do all my work. I was stupid enough to get a $130k job that I have to work in now though.

[Anonymous No.55764517]

>>55764263
i got a comfy wfh job... and my employer just announced mass corporate layoffs. i'll probably keep my job but i have no faith in this job long term. given this, there's really no benefit to being remote. i can't move away from the niggerlicious urban centers. if i go rural and lose my remote job i'll be FUCKED, since remote jobs are now extremely competitive.

jewed if you do
jewed if you don't

[Anonymous No.55764536]

>>55764328
I'm currently making $3500 a week after taxes at a job where I do actual work for maybe five hours a week. I previously made half that at a job where if I was at work, I was working.

[Anonymous No.55764547]

Nice, remember to always have an excuse for what you've been doing for the week. Most managers have had their brains so fried by adderall that they won't even think twice if you tell them you've spent all week doing some menial task.

[Anonymous No.55764755]

>>55764263
Congrats, anon. Enjoy your free time.

>>55764328
Of course these jobs are for smart people. You can LARP as smart, though.

[Anonymous No.55764841]

>>55764328
I was that kid who got 100% without studying. My whole life I always finished tests first, state testing first, always perform in the top percentile, reading benchmarks college level in 4th grade.

If it makes you feel any better though, I am 28 yrs old now with no degree and a loser because college felt pointlessly easy and now no one will give me a job because I didn’t get the magic piece of paper and now the kids I was doing circles around got the jobs and I have nothing despite being able to perform at the top in almost anything I do no one will give me a chance.

[Anonymous No.55764877]

>>55764328
They do but they are mostly reserved for normal people and people whom are cool. You as somebody who is a low status loser and an autist will never be part of the club.

t.make 300k a year sending 5-10 emails a day working for maybe 2 hours each day and just shooting the shit with other higher up employees on the team while telling wage slave niggers below us to get their jobs done in time

[Anonymous No.55764893]

>>55764263
you have it for long. any job that requires you to do nothing and get paid for it will almost certainly be automated in the near future. better save your wage bucks while you can.

[Anonymous No.55765024]

>>55764877
what's the role title?
account manager?
product manager?

[Anonymous No.55765049]

why don't wagies just work for the government?
-do nothing
-union protection
-can't be fired]
-everyone is incompetent and useless, doesn't matter
-automatic promotions and raises
-full benefits package for life
-no expectations, deadlines, responsibility, etc.
-no overtime if you don't want it, 1.5x/2x pay if you do want it
-timekeeping is a joke, everyone cheats it
-gorillion paid holidays
-your very existence makes taxcattle seeeeeeethe

[Anonymous No.55765053]

>>55764328
I make 32/hr to sit around and tell people to call the help desk. Sometimes I need to restart a PC or give someone an ethernet cable though

[Anonymous No.55765122]

>>55764841
I was in a similar spot but maybe not 100% but Top 5% on those state exams. Also was unemployed for a while. Just keep interviewing and make up unverifiable stories for what you are doing now. Once you get in people will value you.

[Anonymous No.55765196]

>>55765024
Senior director

[Anonymous No.55765204]

>>55765196
codenigger? i work in accounting at a fortune 20. every director, controller, VP, etc. i've worked with has been wageslaved to the max. my controller was on a call with us while driving home from the hospital...

[Anonymous No.55765219]

>>55765049
this. government accounting is perfect if you don't want to go the coding route

[Anonymous No.55765224]

>>55765204
Ya if you ever find yourselfhaving to make a company call like this you are a complete and total failure as a human. Since work doesn't ever actually have to be done.

[Anonymous No.55765263]

>>55765204
>muh code
Cope. I’m smarter than you.

[Anonymous No.55765265]

>>55765196
i can bs/exaggerate my resume to apply to that. but how do you get them to call them to interview? im competing against hundreds of thousands of applicants.

[Anonymous No.55765266]

>>55764263
bros wheres the best place to search for jobs?

[Anonymous No.55765268]

>>55765263
>posting on 4chan

Why are you here then?

[Anonymous No.55765269]

>>55765196
and is it remote?

[Anonymous No.55765271]

Spam thread notice all the 1pbitd not responding to anyone or each other.

[Anonymous No.55765276]

Larp thread

[Anonymous No.55765278]

>>55765268
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.55765283]

>>55765263
my undergrad was in math, so probably not.

[Anonymous No.55765290]

>>55765283
Whatever chump.

[Anonymous No.55765297]

>>55765290
keep bragging about your wageslavery credentials

[Anonymous No.55765301]

>>55765297
I will, but one last thing. . . Your sz scla

[Anonymous No.55765654]

>>55764328
They're real. One of my colleagues browses shopping sites at work and does close to fuckall. She talks about her house and going out to dinner most of the times. Occasionally she will do work related stuff or go to BS meetings. I actually think she's based desu.

[Anonymous No.55765677]

>>55764346
op is a woman. her job is dress cute to give her dyke boss a vaginal boner and write a few emails.

[Anonymous No.55765692]

>>55764263
Fuck, you lucky boy, I wish, congrats, now find the second one. Godspeed, you fucking legend.

[Anonymous No.55765701]

>A bunch of niggers discussing about their pathetic jobs
>I get paid for taking naked pics and vids of bitches and every now and then get my dick sucked by them
>I spend all that money traveling and into stuff like arkham
You niggers need to step up your game

[Anonymous No.55765711]

>>55765701
Kek based

[Anonymous No.55765712]

>>55765701
No you don't, and definitely no bitch could suck your cock for that

[Anonymous No.55765714]

>>55765196
Sounds like the most bullshit work title

[Anonymous No.55765715]

>>55765701
damn nigger, no need to LARP that hard lmao

[Anonymous No.55765745]

>>55765715
kek this

[Anonymous No.55765861]

>tfw comfy do everything job scheduling operations for my team and simultaneously doing more than everyone as the leader to set a standard
>responsibility, respect, confidence, determination
>haven't had a gf in years tho so I hate going home
Can't wait for work tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55765869]

>>55764263
Nice now buy 25k Blackswan and make some futures bets with it. And go from there. The trading bot uses AI to execute instant trades based on news releases. It helps you to enter positions before the market reacts, whether it's bullish or bearish news. You can specify the events you want to trade on. Their twitter/website has more info on it. Website: blackswan dot biz

[Anonymous No.55765880]

>>55765196
Go glow somewhere else faggot.